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TipsytheLurker
02-04-2011, 02:14 AM
As a relative newcomer to the cesspool that is the NBA board on spurstalk, can someone confirm or deny the Paki origins of Lakaluva? I like this guy, but I need to understand the root of his obsession with the Lakers (Kobe) before I address him appropriately. Is he of Pakistani origin, worshiping the phony American culture from afar, is he an immigrant living in the US for an extended period of time, or is he a obese american bandwagon Laker fan inaccurately ascribed as a Pakistani? Any substantial information is appreciated.
ElNono
02-04-2011, 02:21 AM
He's a legit greasy Paki that used to claim being African-American until he outed himself. For some reason he has some fixation with Africa, going as far as calling it his 'motherland'

Other than that, he's a fairly outspoken troll in this cesspool...
jjktkk
02-04-2011, 02:23 AM
He's a legit greasy Paki that used to claim being African-American until he outed himself. For some reason he has some fixation with Africa, going as far as calling it his 'motherland'

Other than that, he's a fairly outspoken troll in this cesspool...

Silly me, I always thought Luva was an old So Cal hippie who ran a rundown tanning salon in his trailer. :lol
TipsytheLurker
02-04-2011, 02:28 AM
He's a legit greasy Paki that used to claim being African-American until he outed himself. For some reason he has some fixation with Africa, going as far as calling it his 'motherland'

Other than that, he's a fairly outspoken troll in this cesspool...

That's good info. So we're dealing with an immigrant who views Kobe as some sort of an American god. Kobe's bravado is worshiped and respected in a true Muslim fashion while disregarding everything pure about the religion. alpha male is king.

Got it. thanks.
TipsytheLurker
02-04-2011, 02:29 AM
Silly me, I always thought Luva was an old So Cal hippie who ran a rundown tanning salon in his trailer. :lol

Well, if that's the case, it's going to be a different approach. I need some clarity here from the locals.
ElNono
02-04-2011, 02:39 AM
That's good info. So we're dealing with an immigrant who views Kobe as some sort of an American god. Kobe's bravado is worshiped and respected in a true Muslim fashion while disregarding everything pure about the religion. alpha male is king.

Got it. thanks.

tbh, I don't know if he's an immigrant or just has Paki roots. I don't really care to know either...
jjktkk
02-04-2011, 02:47 AM
I googled Luva in Pakistan: Search only came up with a photo.

http://img695.imageshack.us/img695/7325/ylligoat.jpg
Yorae
02-04-2011, 02:49 AM
http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRgtw_4xnN70gIX01H2euQoTNrve7JNf 5yFzqTMqlKP0ntgCk20ig
Is that him?
Mister Sinister
02-04-2011, 03:45 AM
http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRgtw_4xnN70gIX01H2euQoTNrve7JNf 5yFzqTMqlKP0ntgCk20ig
Is that him?

Hey, I thought Keith Moon was dead. :lol
easy7
02-04-2011, 07:48 AM
A Paki calling people wetbacks mind you.
Spur_Fanatic
02-04-2011, 08:06 AM
:wow:wow:wow

What a douche.