BUMP if you are lurking

[monosylab1k]

read my profile tbh

[monosylab1k]

this message also goes out to understudy if he isn't too cool to post here anymore.

[monosylab1k]

crofl basically everybody here can steal the troll tho.

but international law set forth in The Geneva Convention states that only BUMP or understudy can steal the troll. Unauthorized troll users can and will be tried for war crimes.

[Axe Murderer]

crofl basically everybody here can steal the troll tho.


crofl, too late already changed the password, imho

[Greg Oden]

cool pw bro. I remember logging into dickface and feeling the troll power running thru my veins.

[monosylab1k]

crofl so who was the lucky winner of a genuine official monotroll?

[Axe Murderer]

it's me, MP

apparently the understudy is gone for good

[monosylab1k]

apparently the understudy is gone for good

crofl lame

not only did he not consult me before making his decision, he threw salt in the wound by consulting with Tyson_Chandler (lol darrell) of all people.

[Greg Oden]

he still posts/lurks under someone who's probably one of the last 10 visitors to your or my page, imho.

[Axe Murderer]

meh, he'll be back

sp I'm guessing you've heard that these bad boys are back? :lol

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Z9H4j-u2j9U/TORmisrnN4I/AAAAAAAAAlg/M5Hyvpylm-4/s1600/four_loko_part2.jpg%253Fw%253D700%2526h%253D620.jp eg

[monosylab1k]

crofl yes.

imho we still need to do the ultimate drunk BUMP vs. drunk Mono showdown one night. I'll come out of retirement for the Fight Of The Century.

[Axe Murderer]

oh shit forgot about det one

:tu still needs to be done, imho

[HarlemHeat37]

:lol this reunion is pretty cute, in all honesty..

[Axe Murderer]

:lol this reunion is pretty cute, in all honesty..

:cry:cry:cry great to be back :cry:cry:cry

[MavDynasty]

Tbh you were carving a niche at d-m

[MavDynasty]

Creating a name for yourself if I have to say so myself

[monosylab1k]

fuck you, me and him were way cooler than you were with him

nigga you were the bad influence showin him the wrong way and shit. He was my understudy for a reason, I was mentoring him the right way imho.

[monosylab1k]

let me mentor you on the courts son

naw that's aight. are you gonna show up again but not mention you were there since we didn't notice you, like last time :lmao

[monosylab1k]

never got out the car my nig, yall were lookin like some fuckboys.

LOLOLOLOLOL u was a scaryass hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

you saw BUMP regulatin and got scared like a motherfucker didn't you? LOLOLOLOL

nigga you didn't even show up DON'T FRONT

[monosylab1k]

bro no offense i'm not trying to be mean, but you guys really suck ass. like i said if yall want to hoop, fine, but yall are gonna have to come somwhere with plenty of competition to dilute you guys shittyness, i need competition.

lol pretending you showed up

lol scared little bitch

[The Reckoning]

are yall really fighting over another dude? how cute.

[monosylab1k]

are yall really fighting over another dude? how cute.

shut the fuck up, faggot. your brother came on here asking JT for heroin LMAO HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[MavDynasty]

shut the fuck up, faggot. your brother came on here asking JT for heroin LMAO HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

[The Reckoning]

shut the fuck up, faggot. your brother came on here asking JT for heroin LMAO HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA



:wow

i really dont give a fuck

tbh

i dont know what's worse. having people think you do heroin, or having people think you sell heroin.

[Bo Malette]

i dont know what's worse. having people think you do heroin, or having people think you sell heroin.



:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

[The Reckoning]

its funny because i can picture mav fans around here dealing skag to vietnam vets and shoving used cottons up each others asses for a quick fix. its a shame you guys make money off old helpless white people and support their nod cycle. be honest, how many old vets have sucked your dicks for H?

:nope

[badfish22]

meh, he'll be back

sp I'm guessing you've heard that these bad boys are back? :lol

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Z9H4j-u2j9U/TORmisrnN4I/AAAAAAAAAlg/M5Hyvpylm-4/s1600/four_loko_part2.jpg%253Fw%253D700%2526h%253D620.jp eg
No caffiene=not the same, spurs=class.

[Axe Murderer]

No caffiene=not the same, spurs=class.

true. old 4loko>new 4loko, fundamentals>flash, etc.

It's still waaaaay better than anything else out there though. Thank god they didn't bring Joose back, imho

[monosylab1k]

its funny because i can picture mav fans around here dealing skag to vietnam vets and shoving used cottons up each others asses for a quick fix. its a shame you guys make money off old helpless white people and support their nod cycle. be honest, how many old vets have sucked your dicks for H?

:nope

how many dicks has Pat sucked for his H?

[Greg Oden]

the cool thing is that the mookie crew is dilluted down more than the almighty mav krew is. All you have to do for them to stop talking shit is lol at thispego's junkie habits or post an excerpt from CBF's pm.

[Kori Ellis]

I have some questions:

Why are Tyson Chandler and mono fighting now?

Is BUMP banned or he quit? (I honestly forgot)

Why do you guys give each other your passwords? No one ever does justice to the original.

[Kori Ellis]

I just looked, BUMP wasn't banned -- he just couldn't start threads.

I have to conduct a family vote about the reinstatement question.

[Dr. Gonzo]

I just looked, BUMP wasn't banned -- he just couldn't start threads.

I have to conduct a family vote about the reinstatement question.

Can I be adopted? I want you to be my mom.

[Axe Murderer]

I just looked, BUMP wasn't banned

:lol o rly?

[Greg Oden]

Can I be adopted? I want you to be my mom.

sup Gonzo.

[Kori Ellis]

:lol o rly?

Yeah, it just says "Freedom Haters" which means pinked.

[monosylab1k]

I have some questions:

Why are Tyson Chandler and mono fighting now?

Is BUMP banned or he quit? (I honestly forgot)

Why do you guys give each other your passwords? No one ever does justice to the original.

1. Because Darrell claims he's (a) some big mexican guy from some stupid Welcome 2 Dallas shitty rap video even though he's already claimed to be an Native American who's 6-4 230 lbs and pure muscle and (b) because he claims he's badass at basketball but was too scared to show his face against a bunch of scrubs like me and Findog and DPG. He claims he showed up but sat in the car and hid like a bitch and then left.

2. I guess the BUMP question is already answered.

3. I had so many trolls I didn't know what to do with them all, plus I gave them all a stupid ultrageneric password. I only gave out this last one because I thought BUMP was banned.

[jeebus]

I just looked, BUMP wasn't banned -- he just couldn't start threads.

I have to conduct a family vote about the reinstatement question.
I'm pretty sure all of Mr BUMP's posts are gone..:depressed

[Axe Murderer]

Yeah, it just says "Freedom Haters" which means pinked.

technically i was invisible which is just as bad as banned. i could only lurk.

i gave the account away and someone changed the password so it doesn't matter anymore

[monosylab1k]

i gave the account away and someone changed the password so it doesn't matter anymore

:depressed the Mav Krew empire is slowly deteriorating, just like the Romans.

[monosylab1k]

bro im native not mexican, and 6'2. and yes you guys were such big scrubs that i just laughed and left. like i said come to the hood and we'll get a real game going, but im not about to play with a bunch of white kids and school yard rejects whenever i can play with college ballers

:lmao okay brah.

":cry you guys aren't good enough to play with me, so come to where I play instead :cry I'll just hide in my car and then leave :cry"

[monosylab1k]

:lmao whatever you say, scrah. I'm over all this bullshit anyways. it's just funny you talk all this shit now but back when the game happened you didn't say shit. sounds like you're tryin to get swole after the fact even though either 1. you didn't show up at all to begin with cuz in real life you're some skinny little faggot who ain't nothin like you claim to be here, or 2. you got scared DPG was gonna curbstomp you on the court.

[The Reckoning]

youre losing your edge. it's sad, really.

:violin

its the end of mav fan/chinese?/native american (mexican)/ wanksta/ accounting students who go to UT lite schools.

turning on each other because of the internet and/or video games. it's like the circle jerk saga is coming to a close. maybe after you all retire, you can finally move out of south oklahoma and start real lives.

:wakeup good luck

[Fpoonsie]

Damn. Is DPG really that good?

And I just this minute figured out who Tyson was. Fuck ME, I'm bad at this game.

[nervously backs outta thread]

[LnGrrrR]

Damn. Is DPG really that good?

And I just this minute figured out who Tyson was. Fuck ME, I'm bad at this game.

[nervously backs outta thread]

Don't feel bad, I suck at guessing trolls.

[Axe Murderer]

Damn. Is DPG really that good?


pretty solid PG

[The Reckoning]

at least we butt fucked your "crew" into non existence before spurstalk died. here's an idea, be a real nigga and get your bro off that heroine before he overdoses like his friend.

or maybe they all gained employment, had bebes and are living the american dream. those dudes are ancient now. theyre relics.

im pretty sure they arent dopefiends. havent seen any cysts yet. you better stop selling though, or the ghost of reagan is going to come back and kick your ass.

[Fpoonsie]

pretty solid PG

brah, you had me nervous there for a bit. Pretty sure when I figured out you were back, I was so excited my dick got hard. (no homo)

[The Reckoning]

it took them till age 27 to get girls, jobs, and lives outside of the internet??? :lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

man, i think i'll have them all beat by a few years with my CPA, but thanks for your concerns


rofl cpa. have fun crunching numbers :lol. damn what a fucking shitty career. but hey, someone has to do my tax returns.

really? you plan to settle down and have bebes before then? damn dude you have it all figured out. have fun paying child support before 30.

[awktalk]

is this a joke? how can anyone bump a thread if they are lurking?

[Axe Murderer]

brah, you had me nervous there for a bit. Pretty sure when I figured out you were back, I was so excited my dick got hard. (no homo)

Poon, with the goods

Missed you too buddy (no homo either)

[Dr. Gonzo]

sup Gonzo.

Hi. :)

[DPG21920]

Who is Tyson? I thought it was Stretch? Is it Mavs>Spurs? When did Tyson (whomever it is) show up to a game and watch?

Also, I am not very good at basketball :lol I mean, I am athletic for a short guy because I played soccer all the way through college, but I am not good :lol

Kori, why did you diss me yesterday (in the boss thread). We family.

[DPG21920]

Who is Axe Murder?

[MavDynasty]

DPG you not bein serious are you son?

[Axe Murderer]

Also, I am not very good at basketball :lol I mean, I am athletic for a short guy because I played soccer all the way through college, but I am not good :lol


nigga don't sell yourself short, imho

I would much rather ball with a guy like you (pg mentality) then some fucker who thinks he's the next MJ and never pass you the ball when you're open.

btw, Axe Murderer = BUMP, imho, tbh, fwiw, America's lunch, yeah i got tats on my legs, etc.

[The Reckoning]

a fuckin URBAN PLANNER talking shit to a CPA..now that's rich. :lol of all the fucking loser liberal arts degrees..just wow. you know i really had you pegged as more of an interior design kind of guy though, tbh. while you have all sorts of fun planning things, i'll collect my 6 figure pay check and go home and enjoy life outside of work. oh and my brother doesn't do heroine.

well you got one of my degrees right because someone outright asked me in an earlier thread, but it's not what im doing with my career. i still had to take cal 1&2, stats, macro/micro, four semesters of a foreign language, insurance (fucking blew), etc, so dont get your panties in a wad about it being a loser degree. i take courses within the school of public affairs, architecture and the business school. i really like it anyhow. i build scaled models of cities and additions, and this semester i have to live with homeless people on the streets for a couple of weekends and document my fieldwork. to earn my degree, i still need a semester long paid internship provided by the school as well as a "major" senior project/thesis. i have no idea what im going to do yet for my project/thesis, so maybe you can help me out with some ideas.

yes, part of my degree is studying homeless drug addicts, especially heroin users, so i think i can tell when someone is a dopefiend. my brother isnt one.

im also being published this semester by doing a site analysis of the River Walk and how pedestrian traffic flows throughout it - with a particular emphasis on the newer additions. my research is being forwarded to grad schools like princeton.

i chose my degree because i already have my real estate license, and ive been offered several opportunites by UT alumni to work in commercial development - one area being in dallas around SMU. ive also been offered to work in industrial distribution in plano.

my other major is archaeological anthropology, and this summer im going on an archaeological dig with UT in portugal to exhume a roman fortification that was constructed over an iberian village. then im linking up with some friends and backpacking europe.

tbh, i dont know what im doing yet after school, but i have four or five options. once i figure out where im going for grad school (probably for my phd), ill be more than happy to let yall know.

my top option is nautical archaeology (scuba dive and discover/maintain shipwrecks, ports and cities) since i already have field experience, and i already work with GIS systems. im also about to start on my pilot's license, so i can do aerial surveillance. ill live and work in places like the caribbean, asia minor and europe.

right now im dating an architecture major who won the award for top student in her design class (meaning grade level) last semester and will probably win it again this semester. UT has one of the top architecture programs in the nation, so that's a pretty big deal. she wants to travel with me around the world, but we're still young, so im not making any big plans with that just yet.

so good luck with your CPA. i was offered to join the MPA program at UT when i was an economics major, but i figured it just wasnt for me. if you find it interesting and youll have fun going to work then more power to you. yeah tonight i had a good time on 6th street, so im having no problem explaining what im doing in school, and why im busting my ass so hard. cheers.

[DPG21920]

DPG you not bein serious are you son?

Que?

[Axe Murderer]

well you got one of my degrees right because someone outright asked me in an earlier thread, but it's not what im doing with my career. i still had to take cal 1&2, stats, macro/micro, four semesters of a foreign language, insurance (fucking blew), etc, so dont get your panties in a wad about it being a loser degree. i take courses within the school of public affairs, architecture and the business school. i really like it anyhow. i build scaled models of cities and additions, and this semester i have to live with homeless people on the streets for a couple of weekends and document my fieldwork. to earn my degree, i still need a semester long paid internship provided by the school as well as a "major" senior project/thesis. i have no idea what im going to do yet for my project/thesis, so maybe you can help me out with some ideas.

yes, part of my degree is studying homeless drug addicts, especially heroin users, so i think i can tell when someone is a dopefiend. my brother isnt one.

im also being published this semester by doing a site analysis of the River Walk and how pedestrian traffic flows throughout it - with a particular emphasis on the newer additions. my research is being forwarded to grad schools like princeton.

i chose my degree because i already have my real estate license, and ive been offered several opportunites by UT alumni to work in commercial development - one area being in dallas around SMU. ive also been offered to work in industrial distribution in plano.

my other major is archaeological anthropology, and this summer im going on an archaeological dig with UT in portugal to exhume a roman fortification that was constructed over an iberian village. then im linking up with some friends and backpacking europe.

tbh, i dont know what im doing yet after school, but i have four or five options. once i figure out where im going for grad school (probably for my phd), ill be more than happy to let yall know.

my top option is nautical archaeology (scuba dive and discover/maintain shipwrecks, ports and cities) since i already have field experience, and i already work with GIS systems. im also about to start on my pilot's license, so i can do aerial surveillance. ill live and work in places like the caribbean, asia minor and europe.

right now im dating an architecture major who won the award for top student in her design class (meaning grade level) last semester and will probably win it again this semester. UT has one of the top architecture programs in the nation, so that's a pretty big deal. she wants to travel with me around the world, but we're still young, so im not making any big plans with that just yet.

so good luck with your CPA. i was offered to join the MPA program at UT when i was an economics major, but i figured it just wasnt for me. if you find it interesting and youll have fun going to work then more power to you. yeah tonight i had a good time on 6th street, so im having no problem explaining what im doing in school, and why im busting my ass so hard. cheers.

what a douchey post:lmao

[HarlemHeat37]

Wait, that wasn't a copy/paste?..:lol..

[MavDynasty]

Wait, that wasn't a copy/paste?..:lol..

Tbh just what I was thinkin

[Axe Murderer]

that couldn't be a copy/paste

The Reckoning is one of the biggest forum 1-uppers on the site so it's definitely real, imho

[MavDynasty]

Have you used that koriwhat troll you created on dm yet? IMHO?

[Greg Oden]

I've never seen that post looking for my next delicious bowl of copy pasta. Add to the fact that he's still trying out for his junkie brother's crew after all this time, it's a real post.

[Bo Malette]

:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

[The Reckoning]

don't hate because m>s challenged me to an e-peen contest. :wakeup

him traveling all over the world and shit with his nurse made him real high brow. he even said everything in his life>mine. come on dude, there's always someone doing the same shit (if not better), so dont feel all high and mighty about getting your donkey kong jr math certification.

seriously, he can't do all those long term goals without making some sacrifices first.

that's why im planning to join the military for four years out of college so my grad school and phd will be paid for.
its pretty awesome because the eagle scout medal is the only civilian medal allowed to be worn on a military uniform, and i happen to be the only eagle scout out of my troop. to be an eagle scout, i had to spend two weeks living by myself in Big Bend. crazy to think i was in boy scouts since being a little tiger cub scout. my brother calls me the Last Eagle Scout :lol(great movie, btw).

honestly, i believe all people (half-chinese, native american/mexican, etc.) should have compulsory service. i should probably wait until then to get my pilot's license, though, since the air force (if i decide that route) will allow me to get it. flying those jets is going to be pretty kickass. who knows? most astronauts are eagle scouts. i could be next if i decide to go into aerospace engineering for grad school.

i was voted the south texas specialist player of the year when i played football in high school, so my physical capabilities are certainly there. im just wondering if i will be mentally able. its alright though because ill be paid thousands a month to sit on an airforce base until my 4 year term is up...then its off to get my phd (hopefully in archaeology, if not then ill do urban planning or aerospace engineering).

my girlfriend thinks i might be doing too much, but im not planning anything long term yet. she'll get whatever job she wants in architecture (she's interning with a firm that has a studio named after it at UT), and she's the great great granddaughter of Mrs. Baird, so her family (and her) are set. they have a lot of money. her dad even offered me a job, but i said no thanks, id rather travel.

i probably shouldnt be saying all this, but ive been celebrating a GREEN BAY PACKERS victory over the pussy stealers tonight, so with a brew in hand, i have no problem discussing how hard ive worked over the years.

it's almost like the stealers showed up to the game but refused to get out of the car in fear. ive planned my life on showing up AND playing. good luck to all yall. i hope you plan on doing the same.

[The Reckoning]

and if you must know..i'm dating a nurse and we have plans to travel the world together before having kids..i already got connections in italy and the UK so dont give me that child support shit. i think all in all my life > yours..i mean just by default whenever i wake up in the morning and whip out my man sized dick to take a piss, you whiteboy. not to mention my steelers will be winning number 7 tomorrow :flag:



and my dick is a number 8 and a half because im half italian. well sicilian, actually, because thats where my mom's family lives. theyll let me stay at their place for awhile when i travel.

and no your stealers didnt get a number 7. sorry senor.

GB FTW. cheering on the winning team got me laid tonight, tbh, and i won a 300 dollar bet and a case of beer from a jew. i hope youre not of the choctaw nation brah, because your odds arent looking good.

:lobt2:




alright well i have a 9 o'clock primate anatomy lab (where i have to identify differences between chimps' innominates and humans'), so i should start studying. itll sober me up as well :lol. i dont need very much rest though, because im like a machine when i have to take these exams.

[Axe Murderer]

don't hate because m>s challenged me to an e-peen contest. :wakeup

him traveling all over the world and shit with his nurse made him real high brow. he even said everything in his life>mine. come on dude, there's always someone doing the same shit (if not better), so dont feel all high and mighty about getting your donkey kong jr math certification.

seriously, he can't do all those long term goals without making some sacrifices first.

that's why im planning to join the military for four years out of college so my grad school and phd will be paid for.
its pretty awesome because the eagle scout medal is the only civilian medal allowed to be worn on a military uniform, and i happen to be the only eagle scout out of my troop. to be an eagle scout, i had to spend two weeks living by myself in Big Bend. crazy to think i was in boy scouts since being a little tiger cub scout. my brother calls me the Last Eagle Scout :lol(great movie, btw).

honestly, i believe all people (half-chinese, native american/mexican, etc.) should have compulsory service. i should probably wait until then to get my pilot's license, though, since the air force (if i decide that route) will allow me to get it. flying those jets is going to be pretty kickass. who knows? most astronauts are eagle scouts. i could be next if i decide to go into aerospace engineering for grad school.

i was voted the south texas specialist player of the year when i played football in high school, so my physical capabilities are certainly there. im just wondering if i will be mentally able. its alright though because ill be paid thousands a month to sit on an airforce base until my 4 year term is up...then its off to get my phd (hopefully in archaeology, if not then ill do urban planning or aerospace engineering).

my girlfriend thinks i might be doing too much, but im not planning anything long term yet. she'll get whatever job she wants in architecture (she's interning with a firm that has a studio named after it at UT), and she's the great great granddaughter of Mrs. Baird, so her family (and her) are set. they have a lot of money. her dad even offered me a job, but i said no thanks, id rather travel.

i probably shouldnt be saying all this, but ive been celebrating a GREEN BAY PACKERS victory over the pussy stealers tonight, so with a brew in hand, i have no problem discussing how hard ive worked over the years.

it's almost like the stealers showed up to the game but refused to get out of the car in fear. ive planned my life on showing up AND playing. good luck to all yall. i hope you plan on doing the same.

:wowyou had alcohol during the super bowl!?!

you should tell us all that you have a smokin' hot gf, you have a 4.0 gpa, or whatever else you think will make you look cool on the internet.

[Mr. Dictionary]

re·tard·ed adj,
Definition of RETARDED
: slow or limited in intellectual or emotional development or academic progress
Due to the extreme smog of the Dallas metroplex, several infants born in the late 1980s were mentally retarded by the pollution.

gull·ible adj
Definition of GULLIBLE
: easily duped or cheated
— gull·ibil·i·ty noun
— gull·ibly adverb
Mavs fans are gullible enough to believe in anything to mask their pathetic, half-ass "trolling" existence. lol Mrs. Baird's as well as all of the above.

[The Reckoning]

rofl seriously though the trolls need to stop. that goes for you Mr. Dictionary.

im visiting my buddy in the dallas area this weekend. we're playing ball at the Y in frisco at 5:30ish on friday. my friend's 6'8 and looks like Grizzly Adams, so youll know which ones are us if you want to show up. if not, ill just assume youre waiting in your car for something. see you then.

[Kyle Orton]

what's with the mookie crew and talking shit about how badass their friends are

"I never role alone :cry"

"You can roll by to hoop with us if you want to, but my friend is 6'8" :cry"

[The Reckoning]

what's with the mookie crew and talking shit about how badass their friends are

"I never role alone :cry"

"You can roll by to hoop with us if you want to, but my friend is 6'8" :cry"


its a description tbqh and nothing more. the guy is uncoordinated. looks like shawn bradley out there.

[Greg Oden]

don't hate because m>s challenged me to an e-peen contest. :wakeup

him traveling all over the world and shit with his nurse made him real high brow. he even said everything in his life>mine. come on dude, there's always someone doing the same shit (if not better), so dont feel all high and mighty about getting your donkey kong jr math certification.

seriously, he can't do all those long term goals without making some sacrifices first.

that's why im planning to join the military for four years out of college so my grad school and phd will be paid for.
its pretty awesome because the eagle scout medal is the only civilian medal allowed to be worn on a military uniform, and i happen to be the only eagle scout out of my troop. to be an eagle scout, i had to spend two weeks living by myself in Big Bend. crazy to think i was in boy scouts since being a little tiger cub scout. my brother calls me the Last Eagle Scout :lol(great movie, btw).

honestly, i believe all people (half-chinese, native american/mexican, etc.) should have compulsory service. i should probably wait until then to get my pilot's license, though, since the air force (if i decide that route) will allow me to get it. flying those jets is going to be pretty kickass. who knows? most astronauts are eagle scouts. i could be next if i decide to go into aerospace engineering for grad school.

i was voted the south texas specialist player of the year when i played football in high school, so my physical capabilities are certainly there. im just wondering if i will be mentally able. its alright though because ill be paid thousands a month to sit on an airforce base until my 4 year term is up...then its off to get my phd (hopefully in archaeology, if not then ill do urban planning or aerospace engineering).

my girlfriend thinks i might be doing too much, but im not planning anything long term yet. she'll get whatever job she wants in architecture (she's interning with a firm that has a studio named after it at UT), and she's the great great granddaughter of Mrs. Baird, so her family (and her) are set. they have a lot of money. her dad even offered me a job, but i said no thanks, id rather travel.

i probably shouldnt be saying all this, but ive been celebrating a GREEN BAY PACKERS victory over the pussy stealers tonight, so with a brew in hand, i have no problem discussing how hard ive worked over the years.

it's almost like the stealers showed up to the game but refused to get out of the car in fear. ive planned my life on showing up AND playing. good luck to all yall. i hope you plan on doing the same.

http://img831.imageshack.us/img831/9255/1296938568931.jpg

[#41 Shoot Em Up]

what's with the mookie crew and talking shit about how badass their friends are

"I never role alone :cry"

"You can roll by to hoop with us if you want to, but my friend is 6'8" :cry"

Shut up faggot

[Bo Malette]

^

:lol





that couldn't be a copy/paste

The Reckoning is one of the biggest forum 1-uppers on the site so it's definitely real, imho


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[Bo Malette]

Shut up faggot

:wow

[The Reckoning]

neat story bro, it was a little different than the original posts you and bo mallete made though. why did you have him edit his post to a bunch of smileys?

lol @ an urban planning major getting all high and mighty thinking he's just going to walk right into grad school for aerospace engineering. newsflash brah, there's a reason that they offer a bachelors degree in that field first. keep thinking you could make it whenever your hardest classes thus far are sophmore level macro and micro :lol

oh and LOL @ you thinking i got all the time in the world to just cater to your schedule whenever you happen to be in the dfw..you realize how far fuckin frisco is from me? and bringing a 6'8 scro with you just in case on the off chance anyone decided to show up..that's funny. you're going to need more than a slightly large white boy if you wanna fuck with this, real talk. not that i'd do anything besides hoop and fuck with you a little bit about being the mookie crews baby bitch..unless of course you wanted to talk shit like you do on here, which you wouldn't in real life anyway


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have no idea scrah. bo malette has been stalking me lately...kind of fucking weird tbh.

my grandpa was the personal doctor for the chimps they shot off in space...had his finger degloved by an ape. they had to chop it off.

he introduced me to several astronauts - all of which offered to write me a recommendation letter to get into an aerospace program. a shitload of people go into engineering for grad school when they did something completely different in undergrad.

being in the air force helps too.
you dont need to have prior experience in engineering - just good grades, pedigree and test scores. go big or go home.

i just offered a pickup game for my e-bros. no need to be hostile. i speak real talk, but im also generous. ill offer to blaze and chill because i know my strength. im a blackbelt...been to the state competitions several times, and offered to go national but didnt want to pay the airfare. right now im trying to master the "evil eye" that knocks your ass out while i stare at you and maneuver the energy around your aura. that tai chi shit is supposed to take years to master though.

honestly, youre my favorite out of the mav krew because you talk real, and youre so interested in all the things i do.

[LnGrrrR]

don't hate because m>s challenged me to an e-peen contest. :wakeup

him traveling all over the world and shit with his nurse made him real high brow. he even said everything in his life>mine. come on dude, there's always someone doing the same shit (if not better), so dont feel all high and mighty about getting your donkey kong jr math certification.

seriously, he can't do all those long term goals without making some sacrifices first.

that's why im planning to join the military for four years out of college so my grad school and phd will be paid for.
its pretty awesome because the eagle scout medal is the only civilian medal allowed to be worn on a military uniform, and i happen to be the only eagle scout out of my troop. to be an eagle scout, i had to spend two weeks living by myself in Big Bend. crazy to think i was in boy scouts since being a little tiger cub scout. my brother calls me the Last Eagle Scout :lol(great movie, btw).

honestly, i believe all people (half-chinese, native american/mexican, etc.) should have compulsory service. i should probably wait until then to get my pilot's license, though, since the air force (if i decide that route) will allow me to get it. flying those jets is going to be pretty kickass. who knows? most astronauts are eagle scouts. i could be next if i decide to go into aerospace engineering for grad school.

i was voted the south texas specialist player of the year when i played football in high school, so my physical capabilities are certainly there. im just wondering if i will be mentally able. its alright though because ill be paid thousands a month to sit on an airforce base until my 4 year term is up...then its off to get my phd (hopefully in archaeology, if not then ill do urban planning or aerospace engineering).

my girlfriend thinks i might be doing too much, but im not planning anything long term yet. she'll get whatever job she wants in architecture (she's interning with a firm that has a studio named after it at UT), and she's the great great granddaughter of Mrs. Baird, so her family (and her) are set. they have a lot of money. her dad even offered me a job, but i said no thanks, id rather travel.

i probably shouldnt be saying all this, but ive been celebrating a GREEN BAY PACKERS victory over the pussy stealers tonight, so with a brew in hand, i have no problem discussing how hard ive worked over the years.

it's almost like the stealers showed up to the game but refused to get out of the car in fear. ive planned my life on showing up AND playing. good luck to all yall. i hope you plan on doing the same.

Seriously, is this post for real? :lol

[Fpoonsie]

Hafta imagine Reck's doing his best "Corby Davidson bragging montage" troll job...

[LnGrrrR]

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have no idea scrah. bo malette has been stalking me lately...kind of fucking weird tbh.

my grandpa was the personal doctor for the chimps they shot off in space...had his finger degloved by an ape. they had to chop it off.

he introduced me to several astronauts - all of which offered to write me a recommendation letter to get into an aerospace program. a shitload of people go into engineering for grad school when they did something completely different in undergrad.

being in the air force helps too.
you dont need to have prior experience in engineering - just good grades, pedigree and test scores. go big or go home.

i just offered a pickup game for my e-bros. no need to be hostile. i speak real talk, but im also generous. ill offer to blaze and chill because i know my strength. im a blackbelt...been to the state competitions several times, and offered to go national but didnt want to pay the airfare. right now im trying to master the "evil eye" that knocks your ass out while i stare at you and maneuver the energy around your aura. that tai chi shit is supposed to take years to master though.

honestly, youre my favorite out of the mav krew because you talk real, and youre so interested in all the things i do.

:lmao

When you drink, do you prefer Dos Equis?

[Fpoonsie]

:lmao

When you drink, do you prefer Dos Equis?

:lol

[The Reckoning]

Seriously, is this post for real? :lol

as real as m>s is from Oak Cliff and shops at Sam's.

seriously - my philosophy is that people have kids so that their kids can accomplish what they weren't able to. since i dont plan on having kids, i feel the necessity to accomplish everything.

and yes, dos equis is my favorite mexican brew (i was drinking some last night, as a matter of fact) other than negra modelo. i dont always drink modelo, but when i do, i have a plate of cheese enchiladas with it.

[The Reckoning]

:nope

[jjktkk]

as real as m>s is from Oak Cliff and shops at Sam's.

seriously - my philosophy is that people have kids so that their kids can accomplish what they weren't able to. since i dont plan on having kids, i feel the necessity to accomplish everything.

and yes, dos equis is my favorite mexican brew (i was drinking some last night, as a matter of fact) other than negra modelo. i dont always drink modelo, but when i do, i have a plate of cheese enchiladas with it.

:tu

[LnGrrrR]

seriously - my philosophy is that people have kids so that their kids can accomplish what they weren't able to. since i dont plan on having kids, i feel the necessity to accomplish everything.

Kind of a dumb philosophy. That's like me saying my philosophy is that everyone who has to spell out online how awesome their life is going to be really has no friends.

People usually have kids because they want kids. (Or they didn't use protection.)

[The Reckoning]

:lol lil nigga but thats the thing...you write narratives, i just tell the truth.. :lol never knew it was suo unbelievable to be from the cliff..i ought to show up with some real hood niggas and freak you the fuck out :rollin howeva it's my girl's bday and i will be busy on friday


nah man id like that. bring your bros, ill bring mine, we'll leave out the mav krew, and we'll have a fuckin fiesta. we'll bond and shit. have real talk. pound some 40s and smoke some bowls.

but i understand you need to cater to your woman and i respect that. dont let her get too far from you. buy her one long stemmed rose, and treat her out to a nice dinner. you dont need to blow too much cash on her, or else she'll think youre getting soft. good luck :toast.

[The Reckoning]

Kind of a dumb philosophy. That's like me saying my philosophy is that everyone who has to spell out online how awesome their life is going to be really has no friends.

People usually have kids because they want kids. (Or they didn't use protection.)


QsogswrH6ck

[Fpoonsie]

seriously - my philosophy is that people have kids so that their kids can accomplish what they weren't able to. since i dont plan on having kids, i feel the necessity to accomplish everything.

seriously - my philosophy is that people DON'T have kids because they CAN'T get pussy

Reck's either running an amazingly successful trolljob, or he just surpassed kw as ST's resident Summers Eve brand copy pasta...

[LnGrrrR]

QsogswrH6ck

My bad. I forgot what it was like to be 21, with the world all figured out. :tu

[The Reckoning]

hey LnGrrrR, youre in the military right? air force?

think i could get a recommendation letter from you in a year or so? ill shoot you a pm when im about to make a decision on whether or not i join the air force. honestly, hawaii would be fun because that's where my girlfriend's aunt lives. it'd be a great four year paid vacation.

[LnGrrrR]

hey LnGrrrR, youre in the military right? air force?

think i could get a recommendation letter from you in a year or so? ill shoot you a pm when im about to make a decision on whether or not i join the air force. honestly, hawaii would be fun because that's where my girlfriend's aunt lives. it'd be a great four year paid vacation.

Yes, active duty. And I'd have to know more about you before I could give you a recommendation letter, but assuming all pans out, sure. Not
sure how much weight it would hold since I'm a relatively low E-6.

You'd be going officer, right? Would you be going OTS or Academy? What kind of career field? If you're going for a flying job, you might want to look into seeing if you can pick what type of plane you fly. Jets are obviously more fun than personnel transports.

[Fpoonsie]

and he'd be alone in the car with them

lol your boys stay in the car, too

[monosylab1k]

lol your boys stay in the car, too

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao :lmao:lmao

[monosylab1k]

mono and friend, bitter till the end

:cry why wouldn't m>s wanna hoop with me :cry

crofl i already got confirmation via PM that you never showed up at all but made the story up to act swole with the AIM krew.

[The Reckoning]

Yes, active duty. And I'd have to know more about you before I could give you a recommendation letter, but assuming all pans out, sure. Not
sure how much weight it would hold since I'm a relatively low E-6.

You'd be going officer, right? Would you be going OTS or Academy? What kind of career field? If you're going for a flying job, you might want to look into seeing if you can pick what type of plane you fly. Jets are obviously more fun than personnel transports.

id be OTS since im earning two undergrad degrees right now. theyd have me out in 14 months, right?

honestly im looking to fly the next generation rocket spacecraft. what type of experience would i need to get that gig?

George W Bush said that my generation will be the one to land on Mars. thats a once in an eternity opportunity - taking Mars' virginity, you know? id dedicate my life to that chance, really. just between you and me, id plant the Texas flag right after the American one :lol.

that's if archaeology and urban planning dont work out for me. or maybe i can fit all of them in. who knows in this day and age...

and would it be a good idea if i cite m>s analysis to the recruiting officer? seems like a tough battle out there - sitting in a patrol vehicle (instead of flying it), scared out of your mind. maybe if i play hardball with him, you know - real talk like how m>s does it - i could be stationed where i want to be. with your help, of course.

[LnGrrrR]

id be OTS since im earning two undergrad degrees right now. theyd have me out in 14 months, right?

You got me, I'm enlisted. :lol


honestly im looking to fly the next generation rocket spacecraft. what type of experience would i need to get that gig?

The best thing to do would be to go online to the USAF website and see if they have a contact number for AFSPC; that might be a good starting direction. Another would be to talk to an AF recruiter about it.

Obviously, something like that would have limited slots available, so you'd need to be a shithot candidate AND get lucky. And when you're enlisting, make sure you get whatever job you want in writing, written into the contract and everything.


and would it be a good idea if i cite m>s analysis to the recruiting officer? seems like a tough battle out there - sitting in a patrol vehicle (instead of flying it), scared out of your mind. maybe if i play hardball with him, you know - real talk like how m>s does it - i could be stationed where i want to be. with your help, of course.

Officer and enlisted may share some circles, but they're two different worlds. M>S was probably talking about an enlisted guy.

Don't think you'll get to pick your base though :lol. And even if you do get a base you like, you'll move around more as an officer than enlisted... usually three years at the max.

Also, it depends on your AFSC. If you end up being some space jockey, they won't waste all the time and money they spent training you just to deploy you somewhere you can get shot at. We're not the Army. :lol

[The Reckoning]

the reckoning owning himself ever thinking anyone was falling for his shtick from the get go..sorry but your little attempt to mimic me just made you look like a giant tool because most people didn't catch on. ]

???
dude that didnt make any sense whatsoever.

anyway, i just got off the phone with my godfather whos a prestigious medical doctor. he reminded me that i had forty-two holes blown in my underdeveloped lungs when i was a baby, so it hampered my lung development.

that, coupled with with my poor vision and staff infection in my eyes, would disqualify me from doing anything remotely adventurous.

:depressed

any suggestions? would it be a good idea to falsify my claims and just go for it? or would i have to settle for taking a job at Mrs. Baird's bread?

[Bo Malette]

lol your boys stay in the car, too

:rollin

[rEgUlaToR!!!!!]

:lol the reckoning owning himself ever thinking anyone was falling for his shtick from the get go..sorry but your little attempt to mimic me just made you look like a giant tool because most people didn't catch on. besides it's not like i brag a lot anyway..i just tell the truth. i never knew being from oak cliff was as spectacular as being an astronomical, archaelogical pimp with 2 degree's, air force, and going to grad school all while enjoying dos equis in my free time :lmao but thanks for your admiration, like everyone else here all the way down to younghusband. shout out to timvp, the only one who could ever fuck with this, albeit he had to use mod powers and edit my posts and silence me to do it

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao good stuff bro. u ever thought about joining the Regulators????? i think u may got what it takes to roll with us. how are u at copy'n'pasting? we're hosting a membership meeting in the troll forum 2night since we have a spot opening up soon.

[Axe Murderer]

:rollin

holy shit, The Reckoning trolled the shit outta me :tu

:lmao:lmao:lmao

[LnGrrrR]

???
dude that didnt make any sense whatsoever.

anyway, i just got off the phone with my godfather whos a prestigious medical doctor. he reminded me that i had forty-two holes blown in my underdeveloped lungs when i was a baby, so it hampered my lung development.

that, coupled with with my poor vision and staff infection in my eyes, would disqualify me from doing anything remotely adventurous.

:depressed

any suggestions? would it be a good idea to falsify my claims and just go for it? or would i have to settle for taking a job at Mrs. Baird's bread?

Falsifying claims is pretty much the dumbest thing you can do.

Go to a recruiter and tell him what your medical history is, and what jobs are available. There are still probably a few interesting jobs that don't require you to jump out of planes.

Going into space is probably out of the picture though.

[The Reckoning]

thank you. :tu. i knew i could count on you to brave the frivolous nonsense in this thread to rescue a stranded comrade and give valuable advice without any second thought. youre a good soldier.

and yes...

defects can ruin dreams and lives :depressed

especially the defect known as addiction. not too long ago, a relative of mine was diagnosed as addicted, physically and mentally, which is the worst combo. he took a liking to a substance that put him at ease, but it put my family in distress. so far we've been successful in keeping him rehabilitated, and a couple of days ago he was released from rehab. he still has symptoms of addiction, so since i live near by, it's up to me to make sure he eats right and flies straight.

thats why my tenure at ST has come to an end with this post.

ST time for me is now his time, but that's okay, because i look after my family. analyzing my relative has also helped with my research, so maybe one day i can use our experience to help all those diagnosed as addicted find new lives.

ill leave this community of sports enthusiasts with a sample of my field notes documenting my relative's habit. please, have hope.

nsfw....


He probes his needle into his own biceps, holding his breath as he concentrates on finding a vein. Unable to register blood after half a dozen attempts, he jerks the syringe out of his arm, cursing.

He plunges the needle deeper into his biceps several more times, reaching almost under his armpit and changing the angle each time while wiggling the point. He tugs the skin in all directions as he repeatedly pulls back on his plunger to check for blood. Suddenly he starts jabbing violently, as if trying to spear a miniature fish in his bloodstream. Unsuccessful, he yanks the syringe out again.

He sits back and holds the syringe chamber in the window light with the needle pointing up. Air bubbles marble into the mixture of red blood and black drug in the chamber. He mutters another curse and, with several abrupt chops of his wrist, forces the air bubbles to the top of the chamber. He then slowly pushes the plunger upward until the bubbles surface one by one through the point of the needle. He licks it so as not to waste a drop.

He pokes again into the same awkwardly located biceps muscle in his armpit. After 15 more minutes of jabbing, poking, and pulling, he finally manages to register a vein and quickly flushes the drug directly into his bloodstream. He drops the used needle on the ground, and I can see visible traces of blood inside the empty syringe. I suggest that he rinse it, but he is already nodding and moaning with pleasure.

He calls me forth to whisper something in my ear, but as I lean over, he has grown silent; he has suddenly fallen into a heavy nod and does not respond.

[LnGrrrR]

thank you. :tu. i knew i could count on you to brave the frivolous nonsense in this thread to rescue a stranded comrade and give valuable advice without any second thought. youre a good soldier.

It did take all of a few seconds to write.

[Axe Murderer]

thank you. :tu. i knew i could count on you to brave the frivolous nonsense in this thread to rescue a stranded comrade and give valuable advice without any second thought. youre a good soldier.

and yes...

defects can ruin dreams and lives :depressed

especially the defect known as addiction. not too long ago, a relative of mine was diagnosed as addicted, physically and mentally, which is the worst combo. he took a liking to a substance that put him at ease, but it put my family in distress. so far we've been successful in keeping him rehabilitated, and a couple of days ago he was released from rehab. he still has symptoms of addiction, so since i live near by, it's up to me to make sure he eats right and flies straight.

thats why my tenure at ST has come to an end with this post.

ST time for me is now his time, but that's okay, because i look after my family. analyzing my relative has also helped with my research, so maybe one day i can use our experience to help all those diagnosed as addicted find new lives.

ill leave this community of sports enthusiasts with a sample of my field notes documenting my relative's habit. please, have hope.

nsfw....


He probes his needle into his own biceps, holding his breath as he concentrates on finding a vein. Unable to register blood after half a dozen attempts, he jerks the syringe out of his arm, cursing.

He plunges the needle deeper into his biceps several more times, reaching almost under his armpit and changing the angle each time while wiggling the point. He tugs the skin in all directions as he repeatedly pulls back on his plunger to check for blood. Suddenly he starts jabbing violently, as if trying to spear a miniature fish in his bloodstream. Unsuccessful, he yanks the syringe out again.

He sits back and holds the syringe chamber in the window light with the needle pointing up. Air bubbles marble into the mixture of red blood and black drug in the chamber. He mutters another curse and, with several abrupt chops of his wrist, forces the air bubbles to the top of the chamber. He then slowly pushes the plunger upward until the bubbles surface one by one through the point of the needle. He licks it so as not to waste a drop.

He pokes again into the same awkwardly located biceps muscle in his armpit. After 15 more minutes of jabbing, poking, and pulling, he finally manages to register a vein and quickly flushes the drug directly into his bloodstream. He drops the used needle on the ground, and I can see visible traces of blood inside the empty syringe. I suggest that he rinse it, but he is already nodding and moaning with pleasure.

He calls me forth to whisper something in my ear, but as I lean over, he has grown silent; he has suddenly fallen into a heavy nod and does not respond.

oh hai