ULTRACROFL Mark Sanchez (speculation)

[lefty]

Seriously, starting QB for the NYJ, and you couldnt do any better? :lol

There's news that's broken out that a 17-year-old girl from Connecticut recently had sexual encounters with New York Jets QB Mark Sanchez.

According to this teen, she claims to have "proof" that she was with Mark in his home, and stating "We hooked up."

http://m.nypost.com/p/news/local/jet...agTuBTZDU69YnM (http://m.nypost.com/p/news/local/jets_sanchez_and_hs_gal_in_qb_sack_mZbd0040agTuBTZ DU69YnM)

Quote:
Superstar Gang Green play caller Mark Sanchez "hooked up" in his New Jersey home last month with a striking 17-year-old Connecticut high-school girl -- whose preppy dad is a super-wealthy financier, a bombshell new report claims.

Sexy rich girl Eliza Kruger not only bragged on Facebook about "MARK F--ING SANCHEZ" texting her after they flirted at a hip Manhattan nightclub on New Year's Eve -- she also took photos of a mussed-up bed in his boudoir as "proof" of their huddle just days later.

"We went back to his place in Jersey after dinner. He lives on a golf course. There was a big storm," Eliza told Deadspin.com, according to that Web site, which identified her only as E.K.

[Fabbs]

do you wish you were him lefty? be real.

she's legal.

[4>0rings]

Better than 17 year old poon? Is there such a thing?

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Eliza has been going to clubs since she was 15, sometimes with her mom

Nice.

[lefty]

do you wish you were him lefty? be real.

she's legal.
:lmao

[benefactor]

Nice.
Hoe fruit obviously doesn't fall far from the hoe tree.

[Booharv]

tbh this is pretty much the same thing Lawrence Taylor did, except this girl sounds like an even dumber slut than that prostitute. But because he's not a big scary black man, this won't be as big a deal.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

17 ----> 24

15 ----> 51

[Booharv]

The girl was 16.

If you think 50 year olds shouldn't fuck 18-19 year olds then thats an entirely different discussion tbh. But both girls presented themselves as 18-19 and had sex with grown men.

[Zelophehad]

That little homo Rob Lowe's image was ruined by a sex scandal with a 16 year old iirc. Sanchez might skate through this though because unlike an actor, an athlete's success isn't determined by how much people like him as a person.

[Ginobilly]

Can't blame Mark Sanchez for picking them that young. Girls nowadays have a shitload of miles on them by age 20. And you also can't blame the girl. Mark is a young, good looking QB, in one of the biggest markets. Every women and their daughters wish they could sleep with him.

[Bukefal]

non issue really, other than just some media again creating more negative publicity for the Jets :bang



I agree with the "couldn't you do any better?" though :lol

Of all the hot women who throw themselves on a guy like Sanchez, just because he is a famous rich athlete, and he picks this girl. Now, If she was fine as hell, I could understand, but she Isn't.

If It's true though. It could also be just stupid gossip. Because, Sanchez can get many fine women, he even had Jamie lynn Sigler. So why In the hell would he do this.

[crc21209]

:lol He likes that young pusssyyyyy!

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

non issue really, other than just some media again creating more negative publicity for the Jets :bang



I agree with the "couldn't you do any better?" though :lol

Of all the hot women who throw themselves on a guy like Sanchez, just because he is a famous rich athlete, and he picks this girl. Now, If she was fine as hell, I could understand, but she Isn't.

If It's true though. It could also be just stupid gossip. Because, Sanchez can get many fine women, he even had Jamie lynn Sigler. So why In the hell would he do this.

Probably just a case of opportunity.

Hard to turn away free pussy.

[symple19]

good for him

[Kyle Orton]

Sanchez is 24, the girl is 17. I hate the Jets as much as anybody, but this is a retarded story. A 24 year old guy porking a 17 year old girl (who gets into clubs with a fake ID to meet older guys and prolly has the mileage of a girl in her 20's) isn't even a story without the 24 YO being an NFL QB.

[8FOR!3]

Sanchez is 24, the girl is 17. I hate the Jets as much as anybody, but this is a retarded story. A 24 year old guy porking a 17 year old girl (who gets into clubs with a fake ID to meet older guys and prolly has the mileage of a girl in her 20's) isn't even a story without the 24 YO being an NFL QB.

This 100%.

[JamStone]

I don't think it's a huuuuge deal, but it was probably in Mark Sanchez' best interest to just have avoided it. I don't know what's completely true or not, but I've heard reports that Mark knew she was 17 years old and that the girl in fact told him that. But then she said something to the effect that "it's cool, I'm legal in New York" and then Sanchez was like "cool, let's go." Yes, it's legal. And, no it's nowhere nearly as bad as 50 and 16. However, being in the spotlight and a public figure, it wasn't exactly the smartest thing to do. And while the age difference isn't that big, there is still quite a difference between a 17 year old high school girl and even a 19 year old college girl. Especially when you can bang hot 21 year old women, I'm not sure this was a very smart choice on his part.

[Fabbs]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/archive/1/14/20091009163519!Ralph_Wiggum.png
Can i bang my computer when it's 17?
I already did.
Am i in trouble?

[Kyle Orton]

:lmao

[mojorizen7]

Sanchez is 24, the girl is 17. I hate the Jets as much as anybody, but this is a retarded story. A 24 year old guy porking a 17 year old girl (who gets into clubs with a fake ID to meet older guys and prolly has the mileage of a girl in her 20's) isn't even a story without the 24 YO being an NFL QB.

Yup.

[Stringer_Bell]

Better than 17 year old poon? Is there such a thing?

It's not 17 year old poon if it looks like its been beat up by a kangaroo. Just look at her face, you can almost count how many loads have been shot on it. Just look!

[BlackSwordsMan]

Mark can surely pull a hotter 17 year old than this ugly broad