Karl Malone must be broke

[MiamiHeat]

to do some stupid shit commercial like this.

"Karl, why are you coming back?"

"Because the all-time scoring record is very very close"

...

not because you never won a championship? seems like karl just accepted being a loser now :lmao

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[z0sa]

Rings are a team accomplishment. Scoring is not. "Scoring title" sells. "Team accomplishment" doesn't.

[703 Spurz]

Dude needs to lay off the ho-ho's before coming back

[Girasuck]

lol...he's a fat ass now.

[Bito Corleone]

You just wondering this now? I'm pretty sure this commercial has been running for at least 4 months.

[ohmwrecker]

He should just sell his Beanie Baby collection on Ebay.

[The Gemini Method]

Bet he'd like that 17-year old Hispanic Lil Miss San Antonio mentioned in The Club...

[dbreiden83080]

Shit he is fat.. Guy once had the best body in the NBA now he looks like shit..

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Might be strapped for cash but he sure ain't starving.

[SenorSpur]

He's been busy "hunting lil' Mexican girls"

[Booharv]

to do some stupid shit commercial like this.

"Karl, why are you coming back?"

"Because the all-time scoring record is very very close"

...

not because you never won a championship? seems like karl just accepted being a loser now :lmao

brNq2-elRw8

He should have just bailed on Utah to join Jordan and Pippen in Chicago. Could have televised his decision making process as well.

[DMC]

He should have just bailed on Utah to join Jordan and Pippen in Chicago. Could have televised his decision making process as well.
Nah, Jordan wouldn't have his ass. Only a pretender would accept that kind of charity.