The serious "This Loss is Unimportant" thread

[DMC]

This loss is unimportant. What's important is that we continue harping on the fact that this loss meant nothing. We need to let it go.

I am not at all concerned. Nope.

In fact, I would say I am less concerned than that. I have negative concern, almost into the positive because it goes all the way though negative infinity back to almost zero.

[m33p0]

why do you have your fingers crossed?

[Wilford Brimley]

lol skerred

lol photoshopped engineering degree

lol gnsf

lol kill yourself

[Blackjack]

The Spurs are 44-9.

Be afraid. Be very afraid - the sky is falling . . .

[Em-City]

i was hoping that duncan hit that 3 at the end of the game

[Brutalis]

This loss might be the best thing that happened. Wake up call.

[awktalk]

This loss might be the best thing that happened. Wake up call.

Wizards are going to bear the brunt of this.

[DrSteffo]

stupid gnsf. this is the end.

[rascal]

This loss is unimportant. What's important is that we continue harping on the fact that this loss meant nothing. We need to let it go.

I am not at all concerned. Nope.

In fact, I would say I am less concerned than that. I have negative concern, almost into the positive because it goes all the way though negative infinity back to almost zero.

If you had negative concern then you would not have made this thread.

[Wilford Brimley]

If you had negative concern then you would not have made this thread.

crofl

DMC is approaching lefty and koriwhat status :lmao

[jag]

DMC has had Koriwhat status for a little while now. Lefty makes him look like shit.

[Solid D]

lol skerred

lol photoshopped engineering degree

lol gnsf

lol kill yourself

Somehow, I know in my heart that Wilford Brimley never spoke nor wrote the words "lol kill yourself".

[Wilford Brimley]

Somehow, I know in my heart that Wilford Brimley never spoke nor wrote the words "lol kill yourself".

Forgive me, the beetus makes me say crazy ish sometimes

[DMC]

LOL lack of sarcasm detection

LOL Laker trash posing

LOL entire thread owned

[MannyIsGod]

God you're a terrible poster.

[DMC]

God you're a terrible poster.
Maybe if I sucked off a few Laker or Mavs posters like you guys do here on a regular basis, you would think I was "cool" and I could join some tween video game crew?

I couldn't care less if some forum abuser thinks I am a "good poster".

:rollin

[Blackjack]

What's a forum abuser? Is Manny a forum abuser, an abusive poster? Is there a hotline?

Prevention's worth a pound of cure or some such. Just wondering . . .

[dbreiden83080]

The Spurs are 44-9.

Be afraid. Be very afraid - the sky is falling . . .

Love the Avvy

"i ask jobu to come take fear from bats"

[Blackjack]

Love the Avvy

"i ask jobu to come take fear from bats"

He will come. Ah, yes. ... He will come.

Seriously, no one saw this season coming. No one. And I've gotta believe my willingness to accept Jobu into my life has been the most instrumental part of the Spurs' success.

So, yes, I like Jesus very much. But he no help with jump shot. I bring offerings to Jobu for his help and guidance.

Jobu been bery good to me.

[DMC]

What's a forum abuser? Is Manny a forum abuser, an abusive poster? Is there a hotline?

Prevention's worth a pound of cure or some such. Just wondering . . .

It's in the book of forum lingo next to "bad poster". When you find that, post both definitions.

Otherwise I would say someone who averages 14 posts a day for 8 years.


Think "drug abuser". No one is beating up on drugs. They are overusing them.

Short term abuse is ok, but 8 fucking years is no longer just abuse, it's addiction and lifestyle.

[TampaDude]

Wizards are going to bear the brunt of this.

Yup...they sure did...that was an asskicking the likes of which you will not often see.

[MannyIsGod]

LOL post smack count is especially weak but its even more amazing when its coming from someone trying to justify their own post count.

Thats how you know someone is a terrible poster.

[#41 Shoot Em Up]

This loss is unimportant. What's important is that we continue harping on the fact that this loss meant nothing. We need to let it go.

I am not at all concerned. Nope.

In fact, I would say I am less concerned than that. I have negative concern, almost into the positive because it goes all the way though negative infinity back to almost zero.

Spoken like a true scared pussy. :lol

[#41 Shoot Em Up]

God you're a terrible poster.


LOL post smack count is especially weak but its even more amazing when its coming from someone trying to justify their own post count.

Thats how you know someone is a terrible poster.

:lmao Even Spurs fans know how much u suck.
"justify their own post count" :lol Nigga got you pegged

[DMC]

Spoken like a true scared pussy. :lol

You are either not accustomed to the American form of sarcasm because you've sucked off too many camels, or you have some exotic birth defect.

With 20 thread popping up about how the loss was unimportant, I thought I would make it even more unimportant by posting yet another thread about it.

/lesson

Now back to wiping your ass with your bare hand.

[#41 Shoot Em Up]

"justify their own post count" lol gnsf

[lefty]

Unimportant?

I think the occasional loss vs a shitty team is actually a good thing.

That way, we don't become complacent

I approve of the important, occasional losses against shitty teams :tu

[Blake]

Maybe if I sucked off a few Laker or Mavs posters like you guys do here on a regular basis, you would think I was "cool" and I could join some tween video game crew?

I couldn't care less if some forum abuser thinks I am a "good poster".

:rollin

do you know DarrinS?

seems you two engineers have much in common.

[DMC]

:lmao Even Spurs fans know how much u suck.
"justify their own post count" :lol Nigga got you pegged

Im about to join the AIM and 2k11 crew brah, we can put our differences aside

You know I got your back if you ever need it. I'm loyal my nigga, you'll figure that out as time goes along

Hold ya head up my nigga. I got your back

How is my application coming along my nigga?
My life depends on it lol.

I got your back my nigga

A pleasure to be part of the Baby Drew Crew.

lol nah we cool brah, at first you were a total idiot imo(not just me who thought this, the entire krew did) but the past few months u been chill so we good bruh


http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0/498/195092-xbox_360_console_02_large.jpg


http://static.modcult.org/mc/images/thumbs_3-Robot_as_camel_jockey_in_Qatar_19_Apr_2005_Yahoo.j pg?1254943363

[Blackjack]

It's in the book of forum lingo next to "bad poster". When you find that, post both definitions.

Couldn't find it, but I have done a lot of drugs in the past.


Otherwise I would say someone who averages 14 posts a day for 8 years.

Looks like I'm in the clear, but I have done a lot of drugs in the past - which may or may not have prevented me from discovering the internets.


Think "drug abuser". No one is beating up on drugs. They are overusing them.

I actually did beat the hell out of some drugs. But they win in the end. They some tough, relentless sonbitches . . .



Short term abuse is ok, but 8 fucking years is no longer just abuse, it's addiction and lifestyle.

And what a lifestyle it twas . . .

[DMC]

Couldn't find it, but I have done a lot of drugs in the past.



Looks like I'm in the clear, but I have done a lot of drugs in the past - which may or may not have prevented me from discovering the internets.



I actually did beat the hell out of some drugs. But they win in the end. They some tough, relentless sonbitches . . .



And what a lifestyle it twas . . .

Now I get it. That's your actual picture in your avatar! :toast

[DMC]

do you know DarrinS?

seems you two engineers have much in common.

Never heard of him.

Do you know Steve Blake? Neither of you have any game.

[#41 Shoot Em Up]

Im about to join the AIM and 2k11 crew brah, we can put our differences aside

You know I got your back if you ever need it. I'm loyal my nigga, you'll figure that out as time goes along

Hold ya head up my nigga. I got your back

How is my application coming along my nigga?
My life depends on it lol.

I got your back my nigga

A pleasure to be part of the Baby Drew Crew.

lol nah we cool brah, at first you were a total idiot imo(not just me who thought this, the entire krew did) but the past few months u been chill so we good bruh


http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0/498/195092-xbox_360_console_02_large.jpg


http://static.modcult.org/mc/images/thumbs_3-Robot_as_camel_jockey_in_Qatar_19_Apr_2005_Yahoo.j pg?1254943363

Stalking my page without fail :lol Flattering TBQH
I can talk with the crew and try and get u in little nigga. Since u craving for some notoriety:lol

[#41 Shoot Em Up]

Never heard of him.

Do you know Steve Blake? Neither of you have any game.

Stick to posting pics lil nigga, going back and forth really ain't ya game

[Blake]

Never heard of him.

Incredible. The similarities are eery.


Do you know Steve Blake? Neither of you have any game.

Steve Blake is in the NBA.

[DMC]

Stalking my page without fail :lol Flattering TBQH
I can talk with the crew and try and get u in little nigga. Since u craving for some notoriety:lol
Just showing what a total fucking loser you are, using your own words.



I don't play video games. My toys are more expensive. Your crew probably hangs out at the mall.

LOL @ AIM

[DMC]

Incredible. The similarities are eery.
Well, kids are often intimidated by educated adults.


Steve Blake is in the NBA.And you aren't so it ends there I suppose.

[Blackjack]

Now I get it. That's your actual picture in your avatar! :toast

I'm Omnipotent, not blasphemous.

Is bery bad to demean Jobu. ... Is bery bad.

[DMC]

hats for bats

[DMC]

Stick to posting pics lil nigga, going back and forth really ain't ya game

:lol


How about a few thousand of those? That's your game.

[#41 Shoot Em Up]

Just showing what a total fucking loser you are, using your own words.



I don't play video games. My toys are more expensive. Your crew probably hangs out at the mall.

LOL @ AIM

Edit your post ten more times, maybe this time it'll sound right :lol

Jealous of my krew status :lol, "justify their own post count" "God you're a terrible poster" Niggas got you pegged keep trying lil nigga maybe one day you'll get that notoriety you begging for :lol Upset about your gnsf status.:lol

[#41 Shoot Em Up]

:lol


How about a few thousand of those? That's your game.

Your butthurt makes me laugh, what can I say? :lol

[Wilford Brimley]

hats for bats

If you kill yourself all the pain will go away. You'll finally get the mass attention you so desperately crave on here. You might even get a couple threads in your name.

It must be hard being a social outcast, so much so that you're desperate for acceptance here.:depressed

All you gotta do is put the business end of the gun in your mouth and pull the trigger. All your wildest dreams will come true.

Do it. You will be remembered.

[#41 Shoot Em Up]

If you kill yourself all the pain will go away. You'll finally get the mass attention you so desperately crave on here. You might even get a couple threads in your name.

It must be hard being a social outcast, so much so that you're desperate for acceptance here.:depressed

All you gotta do is put the business end of the gun in your mouth and pull the trigger. All your wildest dreams will come true.

Do it. You will be remembered.

:lol

[Blake]

Well, kids are often intimidated by educated adults.

nobody is intimidated by an engineer on a sports messageboard.


And you aren't so it ends there I suppose.

comparing me to Steve Blake was pretty stupid I suppose.

[Blackjack]

hats for bats

He appreciates 'em.

For the record, I like Jésus and MannyIsGod very much.

[DMC]

Edit your post ten more times, maybe this time it'll sound right :lol

Jealous of my krew status :lol, "justify their own post count" "God you're a terrible poster" Niggas got you pegged keep trying lil nigga maybe one day you'll get that notoriety you begging for :lol Upset about your gnsf status.:lol
There's no editing.

You must be refreshing constantly and just lost track.

You probably :lol when you should have :cheer, and that threw you off.

It's ok though.

What's amusing in a sorta clinically depressed way, is how you and this "crew" you are dying to be accepted by, are the ones calling for this "status" upgrade for me. I have never mentioned anything about it. In fact, I am just fine with whatever color my user name happens to be. I don't get all sticky over tokens. That's more along your age group (or maturity level).

So, whatever name status upgrade you are trying to get for me, keep for yourself. You can have your name bolded and underlined. That would make you a highly recruited mall rat. You could even decide who gets to be on the video game crew, and maybe even on the instant messenger crew. If you guys really wanted to enterprise, you could have a walkie talkie crew and branch out from there to VOIP crews (save your parents some money).

Of course the end all of crews would be the Rock Band crew, where you all get to pretend to be musicians.

[Wilford Brimley]

I've yet to see a thread where DMC doesn't get bukkaked--by his peers, no less.

[DMC]

I've yet to see a thread where DMC doesn't get bukkaked--by his peers, no less.
Another tween poster.

Scour the internet kid and find more cool words to use while trolling.

While you are doing that, look up "welcher" and see what that says. Then we can have an ELE bet with your latest troll account.

Peers? LOL...

[DMC]

He appreciates 'em.

For the record, I like Jésus and MannyIsGod very much.
It's Valentine's Day. Let them know.

[Wilford Brimley]

Another tween poster.

Scour the internet kid and find more cool words to use while trolling.

While you are doing that, look up "welcher" and see what that says. Then we can have an ELE bet with your latest troll account.

Peers? LOL...

lol not knowing who this is

lol can't see that you're drenched in community cum

lol internet engineer

lol desperate for friends

[DMC]

If you kill yourself all the pain will go away. You'll finally get the mass attention you so desperately crave on here. You might even get a couple threads in your name.

It must be hard being a social outcast, so much so that you're desperate for acceptance here.:depressed

All you gotta do is put the business end of the gun in your mouth and pull the trigger. All your wildest dreams will come true.

Do it. You will be remembered.

Does it have to be loaded?

[Blake]

Another tween poster.

Scour the internet kid and find more cool words to use while trolling.

While you are doing that, look up "welcher" and see what that says. Then we can have an ELE bet with your latest troll account.

Peers? LOL...

is this your first messageboard experience?

you can't ski the double diamonds on your first try. Take the bunny slopes for a while.

The koriwhat threads are always a good place to start to see what not to do.

[DMC]

lol not knowing who this is

lol can't see that you're drenched in community cum

lol internet engineer

lol desperate for friends

lol not giving a fuck who it is. I am not impressed by names.

lol you coming to my thread telling me I am desperate for friends.

lol inability to honor an ELE bet because your life ceases to exist the moment you log off this forum.

lol diabeetus

[DMC]

is this your first messageboard experience?

you can't ski the double diamonds on your first try. Take the bunny slopes for a while.

The koriwhat threads are always a good place to start to see what not to do.
Sure, I've never posted on a message board before. I didn't take message board 101 in college, so I am winging it.

What about "I don't give a fuck" don't you get?

[Wilford Brimley]

is this your first messageboard experience?

you can't ski the double diamonds on your first try. Take the bunny slopes for a while.

The koriwhat threads are always a good place to start to see what not to do.

DMC is the heir-apparent to koriwhat's throne. We might actually be witnessing a coup right now

[Blake]

Sure, I've never posted on a message board before. I didn't take message board 101 in college, so I am winging it.

figured.


What about "I don't give a fuck" don't you get?

if you don't give a fuck, then really that's all that matters, however constant failure is no fun from what I can tell.

I'm just trying to help you make your messageboard stay more pleasant.

[DMC]

nobody is intimidated by an engineer on a sports messageboard.



comparing me to Steve Blake was pretty stupid I suppose.
You aren't the sharpest knife in the drawer I see.

[Blake]

You aren't the sharpest knife in the drawer I see.

You're obviously in the wrong drawer.

[DMC]

figured.



if you don't give a fuck, then really that's all that matters, however constant failure is no fun from what I can tell.

I'm just trying to help you make your messageboard stay more pleasant.
Explain the difference between success and failure on a forum dedicated to an NBA franchise, for the enjoyment of it's fans and obviously it's rivals.

If that difference is how many leg riders throw out a :lol after you post, then I really don't see the incentive to win. What do I get for it?

I prefer the humor I find in watching the rest of you act as if this is your college finals exam.

[Blackjack]

It's Valentine's Day. Let them know.

I did. I put it on the record.

[DMC]

You're obviously in the wrong drawer.
Good example of hypocrisy here.

Had I said that, you would have called me Lefty. You say it and you somehow "win".

I guess winning here is akin to being retarded just about anywhere else. The difference is the acceptance by your AIM and video game buddies.

[DMC]

I did. I put it on the record.

Now that's funny.

[Wilford Brimley]

Explain the difference between success and failure on a forum dedicated to an NBA franchise, for the enjoyment of it's fans and obviously it's rivals.

If that difference is how many leg riders throw out a :lol after you post, then I really don't see the incentive to win.

Yet you still try and fail with uncanny consistency.

[DMC]

DMC is the heir-apparent to koriwhat's throne. We might actually be witnessing a coup right now

Whatever resets your troll account.

[#41 Shoot Em Up]

How the cum taste DMV??

[DMC]

Yet you still try and fail with uncanny consistency.
Yet you cannot define the criteria for "fail". It's just something you say from account 547 as if it actually means something.

[DMC]

How the cum taste DMV??
Im about to join the AIM and 2k11 crew brah, we can put our differences aside

You know I got your back if you ever need it. I'm loyal my nigga, you'll figure that out as time goes along

Hold ya head up my nigga. I got your back

How is my application coming along my nigga?
My life depends on it lol.

I got your back my nigga

A pleasure to be part of the Baby Drew Crew.

[Wilford Brimley]

Yet you cannot define the criteria for "fail". It's just something you say from account 547 as if it actually means something.

Reading your posts is like watching NASCAR...we only do it for the impending wrecks/meltdowns (e.g. this thread).

[DMC]

Reading your posts is like watching NASCAR...we only do it for the impending wrecks/meltdowns (e.g. this thread).
I don't watch NASCAR.

You keep coming back.

There's no "we", it's just you. I could be like you and change my name a million times, then have no responsibility for anything I've written in the past under a different name. That's been so common on message boards since they've existed that it's not even entertaining.

I choose to let all of you show your real colors. It's much more entertaining and i get to weed out the leg riders from the real posters without spending 8 years doing so.

But you were saying?

[#41 Shoot Em Up]

Im about to join the AIM and 2k11 crew brah, we can put our differences aside

You know I got your back if you ever need it. I'm loyal my nigga, you'll figure that out as time goes along

Hold ya head up my nigga. I got your back

How is my application coming along my nigga?
My life depends on it lol.

I got your back my nigga

A pleasure to be part of the Baby Drew Crew.

:lol Stalking my page

[DMC]

:lol Stalking my page

Writing that shit :lol


Your page? It's a profile there for any forum user to look at. You should consider that before the colossal ass kissing display.

[#41 Shoot Em Up]

Writing that shit :lol

Lol jealous of my status on a sports forum.
One day you'll get friends girl, don't worry.

[DMC]

Lol jealous of my status on a sports forum.
One day you'll get friends girl, don't worry.

If it comes at that price, no thanks.

The only people here who don't openly comment about your ass kissing are those who's asses you are kissing.

I cannot begin to imagine what you must have to go through on a daily basis, how low your self esteem must be in order to suck up just to get on a video game crew.

Different strokes I suppose.

[#41 Shoot Em Up]

I know bitches have those stalker tendencies but
damn girl u taking it to a whole new level.

[DMC]

I know bitches have those stalker tendencies but
damn girl u taking it to a whole new level.
That's funny, because one of the asses you are kissing is stalking me in another forum.

Also, this is my thread, and you say I am stalking you?

Ritalin kid, talk to your mom about it.

Oh, and is that all you have? Really? I wouldn't want you on my video game crew either with that flaccid shit.

[DMC]

Have you noticed I haven't ran out trying to recruit posters to "get my back"?

It's a forum. That red "x" on the upper right hand side is the easy button. Use it when it gets to be too much for you.

[Blake]

Good example of hypocrisy here.

Had I said that, you would have called me Lefty. You say it and you somehow "win".

I'm not claiming any win. No hypocrisy.


I guess winning here is akin to being retarded just about anywhere else. The difference is the acceptance by your AIM and video game buddies.

Your failure is in you trying to gain such acceptance.

[DMC]

I'm not claiming any win. No hypocrisy.

You haven't defined "win" vs "fail" in forum terms.

Since you and your cohorts like to use the term "fail" so liberally, and since you are here to save me from failing (so you claim), I thought you could wax philosophical about the finer points of success and failure on public forums.

I have pen and paper on standby.


Your failure is in you trying to gain such acceptance.
That begs the question.

First you need to establish that I am trying to gain acceptance before you can say I have failed at my attempt.

[MannyIsGod]

Oh shit, DMC passing his post quota for the day. Someone alert rehab!

[DMC]

Oh shit, DMC passing his post quota for the day. Someone alert rehab!

I only hope to reach your level of lifelessness someday. We all needs aspirations though.

[DMC]

Anyone else? Anyone?

Didn't think so.

Amateurs.

[Wilford Brimley]

It's time to tell DMC about the rabbits.

[DMC]

Talk about the rabbits.

[MannyIsGod]

I only hope to reach your level of lifelessness someday. We all needs aspirations though.

Ah yes, you can post as much as me and have a life but the fact that I do means I have no life.

Pretty much the first insult levied on a message board was "you post on the internet you have no life". Always ironic considering it comes from someone posting on the internet.

:lmao

Must be a sad existence when you believe it takes a lot of time to post on a message board. I guess it takes more effort to be a poster at the level of your awfulness.

Shouldn't you be out playing with your expensive toys?

[DMC]

Ah yes, you can post as much as me and have a life but the fact that I do means I have no life.


I could do a couple of months in jail and it would be a glitch in my year. 8 years of it would be a glitch in my life.


Pretty much the first insult levied on a message board was "you post on the internet you have no life". Always ironic considering it comes from someone posting on the internet.

:lmao

The reason that insult was levied was that the poster laughed at himself after he said something he thought was funny. That's a pretty good indicator that you spend too much time online.

I knew a girl once who actually spoke in internet lingo, her name was Lacy, and at a party once she actually said "Lacy says nothing". You see, back then it was BBS and there was no GUI. You couldn't post pictures and videos and all that sidebar shit. You had to have something to say. You could just hit the enter key and your name would pop up with *says nothing* beside it.

She had been doing that for so long, every day all day, that she thought in those terms. She would say "LOL". Do you ever say "LOL" when talking to people?

The point of that tedious story was that, yes, you can spend too damn much time on a forum. 2 months, no biggie. 8 years isn't a biggie for time in grade, but to average 14 a day, that's 7 days a week for 8 fucking years... that's amazing. I've posted on ESPN forums for over 10 years, never posted more than 2500 posts in all that time. Ok some of that is because the forum layout sucks, but still.


Must be a sad existence when you believe it takes a lot of time to post on a message board. I guess it takes more effort to be a poster at the level of your awfulness.

Are you another who uses that nebulous term "fail" on a message board? I say what I intend to say. That's not a fail. You might not be entertained by it, but then I am not here to entertain you. I am here to entertain myself. At that I succeed quite well.


Shouldn't you be out playing with your expensive toys?
I will be shortly. I am getting paid to post here right now.

[Blake]

You haven't defined "win" vs "fail" in forum terms.

Since you and your cohorts like to use the term "fail" so liberally, and since you are here to save me from failing (so you claim), I thought you could wax philosophical about the finer points of success and failure on public forums.

I have pen and paper on standby.

It's really all about entertainment.

If you are simply having fun and entertaining yourself, then it's a "win".

If you are getting butthurt and are reduced to name-calling and barking at other posters to produce their academic transcripts, then it's a huge "fail".

I would think it would be a simple concept for an educated adult.


That begs the question.

First you need to establish that I am trying to gain acceptance before you can say I have failed at my attempt.

What's the question?

Did the thread where you wanted to meet a troll for dinner to show him your academic credentials get removed?

I don't see it.......but I'm sure you know what I'm talking about.

[Blake]

I will be shortly. I am getting paid to post here right now.

lol DarrinS

[wontstartdumbthreads]

I could do a couple of months in jail and it would be a glitch in my year.

A collapsed anus and prison dental work only constitutes a "glitch" in your year???

[Muser]

lol DMC

[Wilford Brimley]

Did the thread where you wanted to meet a troll for dinner to show him your academic credentials get removed?

I don't see it.......but I'm sure you know what I'm talking about.

That was classic...please find that thread again:lmao

[Wilford Brimley]

A collapsed anus and prison dental work only constitutes a "glitch" in your year???

collapsed then prolapsed

[DMC]

It's really all about entertainment.

If you are simply having fun and entertaining yourself, then it's a "win".

If you are getting butthurt and are reduced to name-calling and barking at other posters to produce their academic transcripts, then it's a huge "fail".

I would think it would be a simple concept for an educated adult.

Since I wasn't asking anyone to produce a transcript, but was being requested to produce a degree, the poster in question should be contacted by you and told he's a failure in the "entertain others" department.

At the same time, however, the poster who requested that I show my degree should be held to the same standards, but I have quickly discovered that there are no such standards here. It's a kindergarten of posters who are so wrapped around themselves and their video game friends (nothing even NBA related) that any such notion of a standard is immediately laughed out of the room.

As far as displaying butt hurt: How do you determine that a poster is displaying butt hurt? Since you have nothing to go from except their writings, you are left to battle your own confirmation bias while judging their words to be a display of butthurtedness. Some of you (you included) lose that battle regularly. This is why the term "gnsf" gets tossed about here so casually as if it's a bad word. Confirmation bias instantly puts users you do not know in the "wrong" and users you do know in the "right" regardless of the content of their posts.

You probably know this already. Just showing you that I do as well.

I don't take it personally. I realize there are idiots everywhere.


What's the question?

Did the thread where you wanted to meet a troll for dinner to show him your academic credentials get removed?

Maybe you didn't read it completely and missed the part where you were free to call the "troll" a "troll". I mean, since you are obviously Captain Save-a-Ho, you are here for everyone's benefit, amirite?


I don't see it.......but I'm sure you know what I'm talking about.
Here's what I requested: definition for "fail" on a forum

Here's what you delivered: example of a thread where some unnamed poster requested a transcript

Now let's be honest with each other: This entire forum is a troll forum. This one, the ones below it... all if it is nothing but a large troll fuckfest. But that's ok. There's always that easy button.

[manufan10]

I don't see how posting 14 times a day equals to having no life.

[MannyIsGod]

Dude, its the middle of the day. 95% of the people here are getting paid to post. I don't know why you think you're special. Its actually longer than 8 years of my life. I knew the founders of Spurstalk and was hanging out with them before it was even Spurstalk or before they even had their own board. Its not my fault your friends are dumber than mine and never made anything this cool.

If you think I've spent too much time on here then thats fine but its just fucking retarded coming from someone who can't stop posting in their own thread where everyone else is telling them how moronic they are.

[MannyIsGod]

Jesus Christ DMC loves posting his walls of text. For someone who is so above this message board he sure spends a lot of time defending his time on it. :lmao

[Wilford Brimley]

Now let's be honest with each other

It's not your fault.

[wontstartdumbthreads]

collapsed then prolapsed

I'll take the Dibeetus instead.

[DMC]

lol DarrinS

Now that should qualify as a fail. There's nothing in that post that does anything to entertain me since I don't know who DarrinS is.

Are you just intimidated by higher learning? If not, what's your point? If you don't have a point, that's ok too.

[Wilford Brimley]

Now that should qualify as a fail. There's nothing in that post that does anything to entertain me since I don't know who DarrinS is.

Are you just intimidated by higher learning? If not, what's your point? If you don't have a point, that's ok too.

It's not your fault.

[DMC]

LOL look at all the butthurt I've caused.

A simple gnsf did all this? Remarkable.

[DMC]

I don't see how posting 14 times a day equals to having no life.
Every day for 8 years.

[Wilford Brimley]

LOL look at all the butthurt I've caused.

A simple gnsf did all this? Remarkable.

Listen to me son, it's not your fault.

[DMC]

A collapsed anus and prison dental work only constitutes a "glitch" in your year???
There are worse things in life than bad dentists and fear of impoundment.

[DMC]

Listen to me son, it's not your fault.
Do you know anything besides TV and movie lines?

[wontstartdumbthreads]

Listen to me son, it's not your fault.

Is this a Good Will Hunting reference?

[#41 Shoot Em Up]

I go away and come back to Dmx still getting bukkaked lol

[Wilford Brimley]

Do you know anything besides TV and movie lines?

It's not your fault.

[DMC]

That was classic...please find that thread again:lmao
Kids think everything that comes along is classic. They've never experienced anything classy.

[DMC]

I go away and come back to Dmx still getting bukkaked lol


Im about to join the AIM and 2k11 crew brah, we can put our differences aside

You know I got your back if you ever need it. I'm loyal my nigga, you'll figure that out as time goes along

Hold ya head up my nigga. I got your back

How is my application coming along my nigga?
My life depends on it lol.

I got your back my nigga

A pleasure to be part of the Baby Drew Crew.

[Blackjack]

That 14-post average is bloated, tbh. And no offense, Manny.

But those game blogs might as well be banned from message boards when it comes to post counts. It's steroids and it's ruining the game. The milestones and landmark achievements just ain't what they used to be . . .

[wontstartdumbthreads]

Is this a Good Will Hunting reference?

How are the Spurs with TP and Good Will Hunting alike?

Both have a mini driver.

[DMC]

It's not your fault.
You don't fucking know me goddamnit waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh fucking fucking fuckburger!

[Wilford Brimley]

How are the Spurs with TP and Good Will Hunting alike?

Both have a mini driver.

zing!

[DMC]

How are the Spurs with TP and Good Will Hunting alike?

Both have a mini driver.

Lefty, ladies and gentlemen.

[Wilford Brimley]

You don't fucking know me goddamnit waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh fucking fucking fuckburger!

It's not your fault.

[DMC]

That 14-post average is bloated, tbh. And no offense, Manny.

But those game blogs might as well be banned from message boards when it comes to post counts. It's steroids and it's ruining the game. The milestones and landmark achievements just ain't what they used to be . . .

Then again you did drop some serious shit in the day.

[MannyIsGod]

That 14-post average is bloated, tbh. And no offense, Manny.

But those game blogs might as well be banned from message boards when it comes to post counts. It's steroids and it's ruining the game. The milestones and landmark achievements just ain't what they used to be . . .

Dude I posted in Era when the posts weren't juiced. You can't compare my stats from bygone eras to DMCs of today.

[DMC]

It's not your fault.
Definition of win: when you have the other poster repeating the same line ad nauseum.

Thanks.

[Blackjack]

True, and I'm on the verge of 7 (just checked: 6.84 :tu).

[DMC]

Dude I posted in Era when the posts weren't juiced. You can't compare my stats from bygone eras to DMCs of today.Whatever, you're a post whore own it already so the healing can begin.

[Blackjack]

Dude I posted in Era when the posts weren't juiced. You can't compare my stats from bygone eras to DMCs of today.

My bad Satchel MannyIsGod Gibson. My bad . . . :toast

[Wilford Brimley]

Whatever, you're a post whore own it already so the healing can begin.

America, eatin' my lunch from a single bowl in my parents basement, where I'm livin'. Happy Birthday, I'm forty-three.

Don't want to waste those precious calories...chewin'. Jesus come move my jaw for me, help me get my sloppy food down my throat.

[#41 Shoot Em Up]

Im about to join the AIM and 2k11 crew brah, we can put our differences aside

You know I got your back if you ever need it. I'm loyal my nigga, you'll figure that out as time goes along

Hold ya head up my nigga. I got your back

How is my application coming along my nigga?
My life depends on it lol.

I got your back my nigga

A pleasure to be part of the Baby Drew Crew.

:lol Running out of material??

[DMC]

:lol Running out of material??

No, you keep providing ass kissing material to last for years. I could make a career out of just posting your "my nigga" takes.

[DMC]

America, eatin' my lunch from a single bowl in my parents basement, where I'm livin'. Happy Birthday, I'm forty-three.

Don't want to waste those precious calories...chewin'. Jesus come move my jaw for me, help me get my sloppy food down my throat.

You and everyone else has posted that here multiple times.

No longer funny.

[DMC]

Come on, surely you have one more good run of leg riders for me to smack down.

Hell, a midsize redfish fights harder.

[Blake]

Since I wasn't asking anyone to produce a transcript, but was being requested to produce a degree, the poster in question should be contacted by you and told he's a failure in the "entertain others" department.

you got butthurt that Kyle Orton didn't believe you and you were ready to take it to him.

He won, you failed.


At the same time, however, the poster who requested that I show my degree should be held to the same standards, but I have quickly discovered that there are no such standards here. It's a kindergarten of posters who are so wrapped around themselves and their video game friends (nothing even NBA related) that any such notion of a standard is immediately laughed out of the room.

You getting owned by kindergartners is telling.


As far as displaying butt hurt: How do you determine that a poster is displaying butt hurt? Since you have nothing to go from except their writings, you are left to battle your own confirmation bias while judging their words to be a display of butthurtedness. Some of you (you included) lose that battle regularly. This is why the term "gnsf" gets tossed about here so casually as if it's a bad word. Confirmation bias instantly puts users you do not know in the "wrong" and users you do know in the "right" regardless of the content of their posts.

You getting mad that a faceless poster doesn't believe you are smart is a great display of butthurt.

You being willing to drive somewhere and prove your smartness equals epic fail.


I don't take it personally.

yes you did.


Here's what I requested: definition for "fail" on a forum

Definition for "fail" on a forum is the same as in Webster's Dictionary.

I've gone above and beyond and provided you an example of a specific example of a forum failure.

Most of the rest is common sense.


Now let's be honest with each other: This entire forum is a troll forum. This one, the ones below it... all if it is nothing but a large troll fuckfest. But that's ok. There's always that easy button.

Let's be reallll honest with each other:

You wish all the trolls would laugh at your witty comebacks.

[Wilford Brimley]

You and everyone else has posted that here multiple times.

No longer funny.

aww, that's too bad...have you heard this one:

America, eatin' my lunch from a single bowl in my parents basement, where I'm livin'. Happy Birthday, I'm forty-three.

Don't want to waste those precious calories...chewin'. Jesus come move my jaw for me, help me get my sloppy food down my throat.

[DMC]

you got butthurt that Kyle Orton didn't believe you and you were ready to take it to him.

He won, you failed.

That's a red herring (and you are moving goalposts).

Show where I requested a transcript.

I wasn't butthurt, I wanted his money.


You getting owned by kindergartners is telling.

When the judge is also a kindergartner, it's really not.


You getting mad that a faceless poster doesn't believe you are smart is a great display of butthurt.

You seeing anger in a disagreement is a great display of immaturity.


You being willing to drive somewhere and prove your smartness equals epic fail.

I would fly, but it only equals fail if I don't get paid for doing so. If he showed with the money, it equals 500 dollars in my pocket. Some of us don't have mommy and daddy to run to for pocket change.


yes you did.

No I didn't. There I said it last, I win.


Definition for "fail" on a forum is the same as in Webster's Dictionary.

Ok, post it here.


I've gone above and beyond and provided you an example of such failure.

You failed.


Let's be reallll honest with each other:

You wish all the trolls would laugh at your witty comebacks.
So you think they are witty? I would say "honestly" but you've made the pinkie shake.

[DMC]

aww, that's too bad...have you heard this one:

America, eatin' my lunch from a single bowl in my parents basement, where I'm livin'. Happy Birthday, I'm forty-three.

Don't want to waste those precious calories...chewin'. Jesus come move my jaw for me, help me get my sloppy food down my throat.
No, that one is pretty cool.

[wontstartdumbthreads]

aww, that's too bad...have you heard this one:

America, eatin' my lunch from a single bowl in my parents basement, where I'm livin'. Happy Birthday, I'm forty-three.

Don't want to waste those precious calories...chewin'. Jesus come move my jaw for me, help me get my sloppy food down my throat.

That's funny! Thanks for sharing.

I need some help with a delicate situation. I think my cockring came off in DMC's mom's butthole when she sneezed the other night. Is it bad form to ask him (DMC) to check her stool for me? I mean next time he is doing that. No need for a special search.

[DMC]

That's funny! Thanks for sharing.

I need some help with a delicate situation. I think my cockring came off in DMC's mom's butthole when she sneezed the other night. Is it bad form to ask him (DMC) to check her stool for me? I mean next time he is doing that. No need for a special search.

That won't be hard. Just bring a shovel. She's been dead for 15 years.

[wontstartdumbthreads]

That won't be hard. Just bring a shovel.

or a straw.

[Wilford Brimley]

That's funny! Thanks for sharing.

I need some help with a delicate situation. I think my cockring came off in DMC's mom's butthole when she sneezed the other night. Is it bad form to ask him (DMC) to check her stool for me? I mean next time he is doing that. No need for a special search.

tbh if it was a gold or platinum cockring then I'm sure DMC would look for you. Anything less than that and I would cut your losses

[wontstartdumbthreads]

That won't be hard. Just bring a shovel. She's been dead for 15 years.

That explains the smell.

[DMC]

That explains the smell.
I actually LOLed.

[Wilford Brimley]

That won't be hard. Just bring a shovel. She's been dead for 15 years.

Sorry to hear, at least you're making her proud :tu

[DMC]

Sorry to hear, at least you're making her proud :tu

Or relieving her misery, either way.

[wontstartdumbthreads]

I actually LOLed.

I was going to buy her a douche but now I can save the money.
I guess Spurstalk really does make a difference.

[DMC]

I was going to buy her a douche but now I can save the money.
I guess Spurstalk really does make a difference.
A dust buster would be better.

[wontstartdumbthreads]

Well, I got off a really bad pun and a few momma jokes. Going to call it a day. Go SPURS.

[DMC]

Well, I got off a really bad pun and a few momma jokes. Going to call it a day. Go SPURS.

Dead momma jokes rule

[wontstartdumbthreads]

Dead momma jokes rule

Yeah. They're funny.

[DMC]

Yeah. They're funny.
But you're going to hell for them. Funny yes, but hell.

[Blake]

That's a red herring (and you are moving goalposts).

Show where I requested a transcript.

I wasn't butthurt, I wanted his money.

I never said you requested a transcript, but clarify for the record.

True or false: you were ready to take your transcript to show a troll how smart you are.


When the judge is also a kindergartner, it's really not.

You seeing anger in a disagreement is a great display of immaturity.

Name calling is for kindergartners.


I would fly, but it only equals fail if I don't get paid for doing so. If he showed with the money, it equals 500 dollars in my pocket. Some of us don't have mommy and daddy to run to for pocket change.

No I didn't. There I said it last, I win.

You were willing to fly just to prove your smartness? :lol

Crofl. You absolutely took it personal.


Ok, post it here.

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=definition+of+fail


So you think they are witty? I would say "honestly" but you've made the pinkie shake.

You are moving the goal posts.

You are wishing you were witty to the trolls.

You are failing at being witty to the trolls.

[#41 Shoot Em Up]

Posting butthurt on my wall lol

[DMC]

I never said you requested a transcript, but clarify for the record.

True or false: you were ready to take your transcript to show a troll how smart you are.

False.

I was going to take my degree to prove I had it and win 500 dollars. I go there to eat anyhow.

It had nothing to do with proving how "smart" I am. Degrees do not make you smart just as NBA championships don't make you a good team. You have to be the good team first. However, plenty of degreed people are not very smart. I've never claimed to be smart.

So... based on your standards.. you've failed again.


Name calling is for kindergartners.
Not really. Married adults do it all the time.


You were willing to fly just to prove your smartness? :lol
No, I was willing to fly because I have to be there to do work. I wanted to pick up extra cash.


Crofl. You absolutely took it personal.


Argument by repetition is a logical fallacy.


http://lmgtfy.com/?q=definition+of+fail


You've met that a few times already. Where have I met it?


You are moving the goal posts.

No you are. You mentioned someone requesting a transcript and I asked you to show it. You then switched to a bet about a degree.


You are wishing you were witty to the trolls.
You said I was witty. I was only commenting on your statement.


You are failing at being witty to the trolls.Prove I wish I was witty to the trolls.

What kind of special pleading are you going to make to attempt to salvage dignity here? Aren't you in way over your head already? It's taking you 30 minutes to get your quote tags and all that in order, hell we are 2 pages away from the post you were quoting. We are on my dead mom now. Keep up. Damn Steve Blake.

[DMC]

Posting butthurt on my wall lol
You will be kissing my ass soon enough. Just watch.

[#41 Shoot Em Up]

LOL. Proving my point about you being jealous of the attention I give other
posters lol. Somebody please be this tricks friend, he's dying for one

[DMC]

LOL. Proving my point about you being jealous of the attention I give other
posters lol. Somebody please be this tricks friend, he's dying for one
"When am I going to get blued?"

[#41 Shoot Em Up]

lol More stalking

[DMC]

lol More stalking

Don't you see the irony here? You are claiming I want status, but everything you have posted to others is a blatant attempt at gaining what you perceive to be a status upgrade.

Surely even you see this. Spread the cheeks a bit and look right down the hole.

Researching and stalking are two different things. You are still posting on my thread.

Me pointing out your intent through research (easy at that) is not stalking.

You following around every crew member and posting :lol or the little girl cheers you do is stalking. It's creepy actually.

[#41 Shoot Em Up]

Dig deeper nigga, dig deeper

[#41 Shoot Em Up]

Don't you see the irony here? You are claiming I want status, but everything you have posted to others is a blatant attempt at gaining what you perceive to be a status upgrade.

Surely even you see this. Spread the cheeks a bit and look right down the hole.

I was never upset by my grey status, like you seem to be.
Nice try though :lol

[DMC]

I was never upset by my grey status, like you seem to be.
Nice try though :lol
Which is why you went to Kori and asked for a status change.

Stevie Wonder could see that, ya lying ass kisser.

[#41 Shoot Em Up]

Yes I went to Kori after posting on this forum for 8 months and asked when I was gonna get blued.
Since you have good stalking skills, go dig up where I ever in any post I
ever made commented about being butthurt about my grey status. I'll wait........

[DMC]

Yes I went to Kori after posting on this forum for 8 months and asked when I was gonna get blued.
Since you have good stalking skills, go dig up where I ever in any post I
ever made commented about being butthurt about my grey status. I'll wait........

When you fucking request a status change, you are seeking status.


Oh, btw... why u mad?

:lol

[Blake]

I was going to take my degree to prove I had it and win 500 dollars. I go there to eat anyhow.

exactly, dumbfuck.


You've met that a few times already. Where have I met it [failure]?

this entire thread has been a failure on your part.

proving you have a diploma is another failure.

That's just two off the top of my head.


We are on my dead mom now. Keep up. Damn Steve Blake.

lmao educated adult

you're a buffoon. :tu

[#41 Shoot Em Up]

When you fucking request a status change, you are seeking status.


Oh, btw... why u mad?

:lol

mad???? :lol

[DMC]

exactly, dumbfuck.

Name calling is for kindergartners, remember? Wow u mad as hell. :lol


this entire thread has been a failure on your part.

What's pissing you off is that it's taking you an hour to respond and taking me 20 seconds or so. Are you new to message boards?


proving you have a diploma is another failure.

That's just two off the top of my head.

Again you are giving what you consider to be examples. I didn't ask for your opinion. It's obvious already that you suffer from confirmation bias. I was asking for an objective standard.

You failed again.

Making 500 dollars for showing a piece of paper is a win. When you get out on your own, you might realize that.


lmao educated adult

Intimidated?


you're a buffoon. :tu
Name calling is for kindergartners, right?

[DMC]

mad???? :lol
mad????? :lol

[MannyIsGod]

Man, some expensive toys really feel neglected right now. :(

[DMC]

Man, some expensive toys really feel neglected right now. :(
Your keyboard must feel tired as fuck.

[MannyIsGod]

If thats what constitutes the expensive toys you play with then sure. How many posts is that for you today?

[DMC]

If thats what constitutes the expensive toys you play with then sure. How many posts is that for you today?
Less than 40,000.

But then I don't know the forum owners.

[ohmwrecker]

What does any of this have to do with the thread topic?

[DMC]

What does any of this have to do with the thread topic?
What does any 5th or later page in any thread on this forum (or most others) have to do with the thread topic?

[ohmwrecker]

What does any 5th or later page in any thread on this forum (or most others) have to do with the thread topic?

Not really the point . . . tbh.

[DMC]

Not really the point . . . tbh.
Well then start at the beginning and work your way to here and you will see how it all transpired.

You could have asked that question after the 2nd response.

[ohmwrecker]

Well then start at the beginning and work your way to here and you will see how it all transpired.

No, thanks.

[DMC]

No, thanks.
Are you trying to jump on the leg riding wagon now or just passing through, stranger?

[#41 Shoot Em Up]

Man, some expensive toys really feel neglected right now. :(

:lol

[#41 Shoot Em Up]

No, thanks.

One faggot gnsf is enough please..

[ohmwrecker]

Are you trying to jump on the leg riding wagon now or just passing through, stranger?

No idea what you're talking about . . .


One faggot gnsf is enough please..

Look who is all full of himself. Let me ask you something . . . is your ass kissing arbitrary, or is there some sort of method and reasoning behind it?

[manufan10]

Otherwise I would say someone who averages 14 posts a day


Posts Per Day: 13.24

http://spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=20665

:lol

[manufan10]

Otherwise I would say someone who averages 14 posts a day


http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/schango/DoublePost.png

[Nick Manning]

Posts Per Day: 13.24

http://spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=20665

:lol

:lmao

DMC's self-ownage is almost complete

[DMC]

Posts Per Day: 13.24

http://spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=20665

:lol

It's not so much the 14 posts, but doing it for over 8 years that's impressive.

[DMC]

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/schango/DoublePost.png

LOL@ the edit. I takes you several attempts to get your point across, and you are still wrong.

[DMC]

:lmao

DMC's self-ownage is almost complete

You have a naked man in your avatar. Enough said.

[manufan10]

LOL@ the edit. I takes you several attempts to get your point across, and you are still wrong.

lol thinking I had to edit, when it was merely a double post.

lol 13 posts a day

lol talking smack about post count

[DMC]

lol thinking I had to edit, when it was merely a double post.

lol 13 posts a day

lol talking smack about post count

LOL double posting

LOL LOL

[manufan10]

LOL double posting

LOL LOL

lol 13 posts a day

I was expecting 5 or 6, tbh.

[DMC]

lol 13 posts a day

I was expecting 5 or 6, tbh.

LOL low expectations