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TheLakaluvaLibrary
02-11-2011, 11:32 PM
Greetings, Spurstalk.

Lakaluva just submitted this work to me for inclusion in his archives, but he also wanted me to post it publicly, so everyone knows just how special Koolaid_Man is to him.

King Kool

You strode up Sunset, backlit by the neon glow
of a breathing Los Angeles
its heart beating in rhythm with the movement of
your ass 'neath that leather skirt
And it was only ten dollars to take a peek

My eyes found what they wanted
and as you led my hand to find the heat
and hardness between your thighs
You captured my soul
my love forever caught in your gold teeth and fishnet stockings
Trapped, a slave
but with a kind master
whose whip is firm yet fair

And as I received you, deep into my loins
I felt whole, like Adam's rib has just returned to him
And when I look deep into your eyes
I see me seeing you
Together

I love you, baby

-Lakaluva

Wilford Brimley
02-11-2011, 11:35 PM
jammie ftmfw

#41 Shoot Em Up
02-11-2011, 11:36 PM
Fail. Next time don't try too hard

TinTin
02-11-2011, 11:37 PM
:lmao :lmao :lmao

DMC
02-11-2011, 11:41 PM
Fail. Next time don't try too hard
No matter how hard you suck, you cannot pull cum through the internet.

ElNono
02-11-2011, 11:47 PM
:lol

4>0rings
02-11-2011, 11:54 PM
:lol

TE
02-12-2011, 01:22 AM
lol

Barney Stinson
02-12-2011, 06:00 AM
I'm aroused, where can I download the tape this poem is about?

fify

Stringer_Bell
02-12-2011, 06:23 AM
Beautiful free verse, perhaps you should submit it to Def Poetry Jam?

UFhFaRKVpTY

easy7
02-12-2011, 09:55 AM
That poem is all about stiffy city.

Punchy
02-12-2011, 10:05 PM
Two faggots in love.

TheLakaluvaLibrary
02-15-2011, 12:42 AM
Lakaluva wanted me to give Koolaid_Man this message:

Happy Valentine's Day, Kool. Looking forward to the cream in your chocolate tonight.

Your baby,

Lakaluva

ElNono
02-15-2011, 12:43 AM
:lol

Kool Bob Love
08-22-2013, 10:09 PM
:lol