The Onion: Knicks Abduct Tony Parker Just Before NBA Kidnapping Deadline

[Sausage]

http://www.onionsportsnetwork.com/video/knicks-abduct-tony-parker-just-before-nba-kidnappi,19172/

[YODA]

Stupid me had to recheck when audio first went on.

[Slomo]

"No one kidnapped Elton Brand..."

:lol

[Thompson]

:lol That's pretty funny, especially what they said about Brand and Davis.

[Nathan Explosion]

I loved the fan take.

"I hoped they kidnapped his family too, to keep him motivated."

[BoricuaCJA]

"No one kidnapped Elton Brand..."

:lol
:rollin The photo on MSG with Parker tied up and NY newspaper in his hands made me laugh.

[wildbill2u]

Rothflmao

[DMC]

LOL Elton Brand