Kobe Bryant served paternity test papers

[skut_farkus]

heres a link:lmao

http://thedirty.com/2011/02/looks-like-someone-is-getting-another-4-million-dollar-gift/#comments


http://lakerhaterz.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/kobe-crying-at-rape-press-conference1.jpg?w=450&h=393

(http://thedirty.com/2011/02/looks-like-someone-is-getting-another-4-million-dollar-gift/#comments)

[monosylab1k]

Lol Vanessa's getting her ring finger resized for the Kobe Special 2.0

[ElNono]

That explains the airballs today, lol

[Ashy Larry]

lol @ the greatest process server of all time ...... that shit just popped up like POOF

[ChuckD]

He probably thought it was some OTHER ho's room key.

This shit could really cramp his style, not knowing if it's a key or a summons.

[ElNono]

lol @ the greatest process server of all time ...... that shit just popped up like POOF

:lol

Arenas would know how that works...
http://www.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/22748484/27385606

[Rummpd]

Is this actually verified by a credible source? If so what a coincidence and "goes around comes around" karma for Kobe (and if so, what a friggin jerk he really is) and is appropriate this might have actually occured on Valentine's day or right before?

[Sportcamper]

I have not seen the LA Times Confirm this yet...

[Hooks]

This shit would be funny as fuck if it turns out to be true.

[Bukefal]

Carla diBello??

http://www.flystylelife.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/carla-dibello.jpg
http://diaryofahollywoodstreetking.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/kobe-carla-vanessa.jpg

http://diaryofahollywoodstreetking.com/this-one-is-gonna-cost-kobe-bryant/
http://thedirty.com/2009/06/carla-dibello-not-enjoying-the-championship/
http://thedirty.com/2009/06/carla-dibello-cant-hide-from-the-dirty-army/

[Muser]

lol

[Mr. Body]

He only rapes girls after the Spurs beat him in the playoffs, so this was probably consensual.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Lol Vanessa's getting her ring finger resized for the Kobe Special 2.0

If this turns out true Kobe's buying her a gem that's as small and smooth as possible because if there's no pre-nup he's getting fisted.

[in2deep]

wfdCXWt_ogg

Kobe say bye bye to another 100 million

[ElNono]

At what point it's just cheaper to get a divorce?

[in2deep]

never. cheaper and divorce don't ever go in the same sentence.

[monosylab1k]

Vanessa won't divorce him, she loves the status of being Kobe's wife, and she knows that every time he fucks up, she gets a little more control over other aspects of his life. Y'all know she picks out all his outfits, right? What he wears to the games, after games, and at all photo shoots.

I mean, I know we like to clown Kobe, but there's no way in hell he would willingly wear this:

http://uvtblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/kobe2.jpg

Unless he had some Latina voice behind him saying "remember when you raped that white slut? Payback motherfucker!"

[nkdlunch]

now it makes sense why Kobe wants to bolt to Europe next season. He wants to spend quality time with his baby momma

[crc21209]

:lol Here we go AGAIN....

[Spur_Fanatic]

So... it's really true?

[JamStone]

the rich and famous tend to have side hoes. it's one of the perks. kobe's not the first and he won't be the last.

kobe needs to learn to strap one up though, unless the trick was being grimey and was poking holes in the condoms.

[usdane]

Fake. Nice try though.

[rickross]

dam dis good 4 da nba. If lebron goes on such a spree in 20 years we got at least a superstar from deez guys only.

[TampaDude]

So far, neither ESPN nor any of the major news sites are reporting this, just the sleaze blogs. I'm calling BS until proven otherwise.

[DMC]

Vanessa won't divorce him, she loves the status of being Kobe's wife, and she knows that every time he fucks up, she gets a little more control over other aspects of his life. Y'all know she picks out all his outfits, right? What he wears to the games, after games, and at all photo shoots.

I mean, I know we like to clown Kobe, but there's no way in hell he would willingly wear this:

http://uvtblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/kobe2.jpg

Unless he had some Latina voice behind him saying "remember when you raped that white slut? Payback motherfucker!"
Micheal would never have worn that. He still wouldn't. Space Jam yes, but there has to be a limit.

[DMC]

the rich and famous tend to have side hoes. it's one of the perks. kobe's not the first and he won't be the last.

kobe needs to learn to strap one up though, unless the trick was being grimey and was poking holes in the condoms.


Vaginal warts can do that.

[HarlemHeat37]

Has she received death threats from Al-Quobe yet?..IIRC, Faber received them within days..

[DMC]

The letter was from Shaq. He was requesting to be reinstated.

[daslicer]

Has she received death threats from Al-Quobe yet?..IIRC, Faber received them within days..

Kobe was innocent :lol so I can see why you were angry about those threats but thats the way it is in Laker nation you just don't mess with one of our players and get away with it.

[HarlemHeat37]

Kobe was innocent :lol so I can see why you were angry about those threats but thats the way it is in Laker nation you just don't mess with one of our players and get away with it.

So, you're a Lakers fan?..

[daslicer]

So, you're a Lakers fan?..

Yeah I'am a lakerfan but my favorite player of all time is obviously Kobe.

[daslicer]

Yeah I'am a lakerfan but my favorite player of all time is obviously Kobe.

Disregard this some idiot hacked into my account.

[dbreiden83080]

"She's my angel, i was thinking of you the whole time my pee pee was in that white girl"....

[greyforest]

Micheal would never have worn that. He still wouldn't. Space Jam yes, but there has to be a limit.

MJ is more in to Hitler stashes

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_mOkHryM2QKc/TQVMdID-CcI/AAAAAAAADpY/OsSZ-_CTrp0/s1600/JordanStache.jpg

[ChuckD]

So far, neither ESPN nor any of the major news sites are reporting this, just the sleaze blogs. I'm calling BS until proven otherwise.

None of the big sports networks would dare BREAK a story like this for fear of losing access, either by the league or to the mega-players. They'll only report it if it's confirmed.