Yow LUVA and Kool

[apalisoc_9]

I know how great you guys with the ladies, so how about you offer dem advices to me.

there is this shy chick that i wanna bang so badly, any tips?

Not asking any SA fans, considering that 80 percent of their woman are fat so they get der chicks...and i've noticed how much of a white knight SA fans can be when confornted with atleast 5 over 10 chix..LOL..lOsers..

So how do you treat a shy chick?

[silverblk mystix]

I know how great you guys with the ladies, so how about you offer dem advices to me.

there is this shy chick that i wanna bang so badly, any tips?

Not asking any SA fans, considering that 80 percent of their woman are fat so they get der chicks...and i've noticed how much of a white knight SA fans can be when confornted with atleast 5 over 10 chix..LOL..lOsers..

So how do you treat a shy chick?

hit her in the shitter

[Spur_Fanatic]

Don't write her a letter. You obviously suck at it.
Forget about her, and get yourself a she-male.

[DMC]

She not talking to you because she's a blow up doll. Find a hole and hit it. Deflate and store.

[TampaDude]

She not talking to you because she's a blow up doll. Find a hole and hit it. Deflate and store.

:lmao

[Koolaid_Man]

I know how great you guys with the ladies, so how about you offer dem advices to me.

there is this shy chick that i wanna bang so badly, any tips?

Not asking any SA fans, considering that 80 percent of their woman are fat so they get der chicks...and i've noticed how much of a white knight SA fans can be when confornted with atleast 5 over 10 chix..LOL..lOsers..

So how do you treat a shy chick?

you gonna have these SA niggas upset you didn't go to them for advice...:lol

I need more info..is she white or black...there's potentially two totally different approaches here...I gotta hit the gym so I'll make it quick...

the first order of business for you is to stop lying...she's not shy.. you are...I can tell by your post...but it's ok Kool will help you out...In Kool's world there's no such thing as a shy chic...bitches wanna fuck it's your job to make em wet...

If you're not a natural smooth playa like Kool then you better hope she's vain...if she is then you may need to turn to clothes and jewelry for help...some cats have to do that...but I'm not hatin on it if it means you get to give her the hot beef injection...:lol

2ndly you want it too bad and she may sense that...back up off of it and sit yourself down...she's probably already scoped you out and realize that you're letting your shyness get in the way...so she's gonna milk it for all it's worth and you may end up paying her a shit load of money just for a picture...she may not even let you see it up close...

Lastly break out of your shell and stop being nervous...I was taught a valuable lesson when I was in high school...an ugly chic dissed me...imagine that shit...Kool was 1 of 3 Freshmen dating hot Seniors while in high school...could get any chic I wanted...this one ugly chic had a nice body and I wanted it...but she dissed me..told me I wasn't her type and to keep stepping...

Listen to these a few times to help you gain perspective...

DyHSpNqRo_I aOA1paoGTtw

5trjNhA0NZ0

[TampaDude]

you gonna have these SA niggas upset you didn't go to them for advice...:lol

I need more info..is she white or black...there's potentially two totally different approaches here...I gotta hit the gym so I'll make it quick...

the first order of business for you is to stop lying...she's not shy.. you are...I can tell by your post...but it's ok Kool will help you out...In Kool's world there's no such thing as a shy chic...bitches wanna fuck it's your job to make em wet...

If you're not a natural smooth playa like Kool then you better hope she's vain...if she is then you may need to turn to clothes and jewelry for help...some cats have to do that...but I'm not hatin on it if it means you get to give her the hot beef injection...:lol

2ndly you want it too bad and she may sense that...back up off of it and sit yourself down...she's probably already scoped you out and realize that you're letting your shyness get in the way...so she's gonna milk it for all it's worth and you may end up paying her a shit load of money just for a picture...she may not even let you see it up close...

Lastly break out of your shell and stop being nervous...I was taught a valuable lesson when I was in high school...an ugly chic dissed me...imagine that shit...Kool was 1 of 3 Freshmen dating hot Seniors while in high school...could get any chic I wanted...this one ugly chic had a nice body and I wanted it...but she dissed me..told me I wasn't her type and to keep stepping...

Listen to these a few times to help you gain perspective...

DyHSpNqRo_I aOA1paoGTtw

5trjNhA0NZ0

Dude...you're 14, white, and live in RPV, right? :lmao

[NRHector]

you gonna have these SA niggas upset you didn't go to them for advice...:lol

I need more info..is she white or black...there's potentially two totally different approaches here...I gotta hit the gym so I'll make it quick...

the first order of business for you is to stop lying...she's not shy.. you are...I can tell by your post...but it's ok Kool will help you out...In Kool's world there's no such thing as a shy chic...bitches wanna fuck it's your job to make em wet...

If you're not a natural smooth playa like Kool then you better hope she's vain...if she is then you may need to turn to clothes and jewelry for help...some cats have to do that...but I'm not hatin on it if it means you get to give her the hot beef injection...:lol

2ndly you want it too bad and she may sense that...back up off of it and sit yourself down...she's probably already scoped you out and realize that you're letting your shyness get in the way...so she's gonna milk it for all it's worth and you may end up paying her a shit load of money just for a picture...she may not even let you see it up close...

Lastly break out of your shell and stop being nervous...I was taught a valuable lesson when I was in high school...an ugly chic dissed me...imagine that shit...Kool was 1 of 3 Freshmen dating hot Seniors while in high school...could get any chic I wanted...this one ugly chic had a nice body and I wanted it...but she dissed me..told me I wasn't her type and to keep stepping...

Listen to these a few times to help you gain perspective...

DyHSpNqRo_I aOA1paoGTtw

5trjNhA0NZ0hey dumbfuck you are being trolled

[TheLakaluvaLibrary]

I know how great you guys with the ladies, so how about you offer dem advices to me.

there is this shy chick that i wanna bang so badly, any tips?

Not asking any SA fans, considering that 80 percent of their woman are fat so they get der chicks...and i've noticed how much of a white knight SA fans can be when confornted with atleast 5 over 10 chix..LOL..lOsers..

So how do you treat a shy chick?

Greetings. If you'd like to understand Lakaluva's methods, please check out his book, "Lakaluva's Guide to Getting Fat Chicks," which is available in our gift shop for 19.95.

Here's a sample:

...this book is for those of you, like me, who weren't necessarily blessed with the best looks or body odor. Hell, I've been told I got the face of a Boston Terrier with the smell to match. But let me tell you, I get more pussy than all them pretty boy DiCaprio looking motherfuckers that are all over LA. How do I do this? Well, you're about to find out.

Lesson 1: Have a strong back. I can't emphasize this enough. Fuck all that cardio shit, or having a balanced weight training regimen, but do work on your back. See, in they minds, fat chicks think they skinny, so there will be a time when the bitch will try to jump in your arms, or want you to carry her to the bed all romantically and shit, or want to fuck cowgirl. The muscles in your back need to be strong like a motherfucking ox if you want to play the fat chick game. So before you hit the town, build up that back.

Lesson 2: You need to have the right scent. Now scientists have discovered one of the key components that attracts people together is pheromones or some shit. Research has shown that females are indeed attracted to the scent of male sweat. Well fuck that. Maybe skinny chicks, but from my experience, being a sweaty motherfucker ain't gonna bring the herd your way. This is because if you sweaty it means you're an active individual and fat chicks want nothing to do with activity.

What you gonna wanna do before you hit up a fat chick hot spot is cook up a package of bacon and take the grease drippings and rub them all over your clothes and body. You do that, you gonna find yourself in the middle of a stampede, and that's a good fuckin' place to be. And don't forget to bring the bacon. It's a good ice breaker, asking a fat chick if she'd like a piece of bacon like skinny people ask each other if they'd like a piece of gum.

Lesson 3: Smoke your dick. And I don't mean to suck your own dick, pervert. What I mean is you're gonna want to smoke your dick like a pit-master smokes some bar-b-que. Head over to the grocery store and get yourself some mesquite, applewood, or whatever, drain your toilet of its water, put them chips in there, light it up, grab your favorite fat chick porno mag, and sit on there. I recommend an hour. After that, your dick and balls be smelling like some finely cooked brisket, and if you're lucky enough to find yourself in a position where a fat chick's about to go down on you (which you should if you followed lessons 1 and 2), you'll get a blow job that'll make you fuckin' weep.

[Axe Murderer]

LuvaLibrary, the goods

:rollin

[easy7]

Don't write her a letter. You obviously suck at it.
Forget about her, and get yourself a she-male.

If he gets a she-male he will suck at more than writing letters.

[easy7]

Lol

He did implied that she was not fat so that leaves you out Luba.

[BoricuaCJA]

:rollin TheLakaluvaLibrary with the goods per usual. :tu

[jjktkk]

you gonna have these SA niggas upset you didn't go to them for advice...:lol

I need more info..is she white or black...there's potentially two totally different approaches here...I gotta hit the gym so I'll make it quick...

the first order of business for you is to stop lying...she's not shy.. you are...I can tell by your post...but it's ok Kool will help you out...In Kool's world there's no such thing as a shy chic...bitches wanna fuck it's your job to make em wet...

If you're not a natural smooth playa like Kool then you better hope she's vain...if she is then you may need to turn to clothes and jewelry for help...some cats have to do that...but I'm not hatin on it if it means you get to give her the hot beef injection...:lol

2ndly you want it too bad and she may sense that...back up off of it and sit yourself down...she's probably already scoped you out and realize that you're letting your shyness get in the way...so she's gonna milk it for all it's worth and you may end up paying her a shit load of money just for a picture...she may not even let you see it up close...

Lastly break out of your shell and stop being nervous...I was taught a valuable lesson when I was in high school...an ugly chic dissed me...imagine that shit...Kool was 1 of 3 Freshmen dating hot Seniors while in high school...could get any chic I wanted...this one ugly chic had a nice body and I wanted it...but she dissed me..told me I wasn't her type and to keep stepping...

Listen to these a few times to help you gain perspective...

DyHSpNqRo_I aOA1paoGTtw

5trjNhA0NZ0

WTF is this? A Koolaid Dearest advice column? :lol

[JayTheClown]

:lmao:lmao Damn y'all are stupid. I got me rollin over here. I want to see some more books by Lakaluva Library

[apalisoc_9]

you gonna have these SA niggas upset you didn't go to them for advice...:lol

I need more info..is she white or black...there's potentially two totally different approaches here...I gotta hit the gym so I'll make it quick...

the first order of business for you is to stop lying...she's not shy.. you are...I can tell by your post...but it's ok Kool will help you out...In Kool's world there's no such thing as a shy chic...bitches wanna fuck it's your job to make em wet...

If you're not a natural smooth playa like Kool then you better hope she's vain...if she is then you may need to turn to clothes and jewelry for help...some cats have to do that...but I'm not hatin on it if it means you get to give her the hot beef injection...:lol

2ndly you want it too bad and she may sense that...back up off of it and sit yourself down...she's probably already scoped you out and realize that you're letting your shyness get in the way...so she's gonna milk it for all it's worth and you may end up paying her a shit load of money just for a picture...she may not even let you see it up close...

Lastly break out of your shell and stop being nervous...I was taught a valuable lesson when I was in high school...an ugly chic dissed me...imagine that shit...Kool was 1 of 3 Freshmen dating hot Seniors while in high school...could get any chic I wanted...this one ugly chic had a nice body and I wanted it...but she dissed me..told me I wasn't her type and to keep stepping...

Listen to these a few times to help you gain perspective...

DyHSpNqRo_I aOA1paoGTtw

5trjNhA0NZ0

Psychic ability brah? So for real, I am shy. I never really had a girlfriend before. I have banged 5-8 before, but it was all lust so somehow i wasnt nervous, so i get dem chicx'.

Luva, and kool i don't know if you ever had feelings with chx, but honest, i get nervous with her. It's true tthough kool, she hardly talks to anyone so thought she is the type.


She is asian by culture brah, rich asian. 10 face though she prolly doenst notice that alot because she only has a 6 body.


LOL at this library guy. You fool, I know who you are, jamstone. LOL you're fat and prolly dream of getting chicx even the 0 and 1. Get real!!

[Koolaid_Man]

Psychic ability brah? So for real, I am shy. I never really had a girlfriend before. I have banged 5-8 before, but it was all lust so somehow i wasnt nervous, so i get dem chicx'.

Luva, and kool i don't know if you ever had feelings with chx, but honest, i get nervous with her. It's true tthough kool, she hardly talks to anyone so thought she is the type.


She is asian by culture brah, rich asian. 10 face though she prolly doenst notice that alot because she only has a 6 body.


LOL at this library guy. You fool, I know who you are, jamstone. LOL you're fat and prolly dream of getting chicx even the 0 and 1. Get real!!


the wisdom I impart is beneficial for all...but since you asked...

this is not about you hittin it or banging...first we need to get you on the road to normal conversation with substance over style...

Be honest with Kool now...you are a Virgin aren't you? It's ok we were all V's at one time and I applaud your bravery for coming clean....approaching hated Laker Nation G's such as myself and Luva can be quite controversial but we're here to help...besides winning titles and collecting rings it's what we do..:lol

Of course we had feelings for chics at some point in time...we're human too...In fact right now I have chic back home that wants to settle down and have chillen...but I'm just not ready for it...but at some point in time I'm going to have to cross that bridge...

Asian girls are so accommodating in their temperament...they are sweet yet sour....serious yet silly...submissive yet sexy...so really there is no way in hades you should be nervous in the presence of an Asian chic of all people...

I would literally plow right through them...now you're gonna have to bring some intellect to the table on this one...so catch up on your reading...hit up the Asian section of Barnes & Noble so you can sound interesting...

Fear not...you have yellow fever:this video will give you perspective...:lmao

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[Spur_Fanatic]

There's nothing more fake than posting Tupac YouTube videos.

[Koolaid_Man]

There's nothing more fake than posting Tupac YouTube videos.

hmmmm...So what Chapter of the Gangsta's Only Handbook can that be found? :lol

[Ed Lover]

]

come the fuck on son.

we all know you're a fake-ass, weak-ass, wannabe nigga posting from your mom's netbook in tha OC


getdafuckouttaherewitdatboolshit

[TDMVPDPOY]

umm how of these trolls are from the same poster...

[Koolaid_Man]

come the fuck on son.

we all know you're a fake-ass, weak-ass, wannabe nigga posting from your mom's netbook in tha OC


getdafuckouttaherewitdatboolshit


New day....new dick ryder...it's part of the bizness I get it...but Kool got a message 4 you all...

Now make sure you high and smoking when u bump this shit...it's gonna hurt...

EugKr_0x1Ss

[DMC]

WTF is this? A Koolaid Dearest advice column? :lol

He could give advice on hiding a 7 year old white kid.

[DMC]

New day....new dick ryder...it's part of the bizness I get it...but Kool got a message 4 you all...

Now make sure you high and smoking when u bump this shit...it's gonna hurt...

EugKr_0x1Ss
You've always got some lame ass threat like you are going to unplug someone's PC. Get the fuck out. Call yourself a shark. You should be ashamed to disgrace the shark like that. Sharks don't front.

[#41 Shoot Em Up]

Good idea asking LL and King Kool advice on getting kooch.
You won't get better advice anywhere

[DMC]

Good idea asking LL and King Kool advice on getting kooch.
You won't get better advice anywhere

The cocksucking from this faggot is getting to be monumental.

[jjktkk]

Good idea asking LL and King Kool advice on getting kooch.
You won't get better advice anywhere

Really? I though Kool and Luva were the experts in the kinda "kooch" that has a warning label that says, "do not over inflate".

[DMC]

Really? I though Kool and Luva were the experts in the kinda "kooch" that has a warning label that says, "do not over inflate".

They into prison cooch, aka Pooch.

[#41 Shoot Em Up]

Really? I though Kool and Luva were the experts in the kinda "kooch" that has a warning label that says, "do not over inflate".

:nope You better than that lil nigga

[Ed Lover]

New day....new dick ryder...it's part of the bizness I get it...but Kool got a message 4 you all...

Now make sure you high and smoking when u bump this shit...it's gonna hurt...

EugKr_0x1Ss

c'mon son

I got a youtube for your netbook totin', white ass too

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[j.dizzle]

Introduce the bitch to some Coconut Ciroc

[Koolaid_Man]

The cocksucking from this faggot is getting to be monumental.

DMC when you ready for Daddy to teach you the gutter things in life...just knock on my door...we gots lots to talk about son...

Q7EGWwQwYgE

[jjktkk]

:nope You better than that lil nigga

Damn, I'm facing the tree of woe from 41. :lol

[DMC]

DMC when you ready for Daddy to teach you the gutter things in life...just knock on my door...we gots lots to talk about son...

Q7EGWwQwYgE

Make sure you tell your parents I am coming over. Wouldn't want to interrupt them babysitting your little white fuck trophy.

[#41 Shoot Em Up]

Damn, I'm facing the tree of woe from 41. :lol

:lol You know I respect you lil nigga, I said it in the
Top 5 worse posters thread, gave you a special shout out.

[Ed Lover]

lmao sons!!!!!!!!!!!!!

this is definitely Kool, even references a particular drink multiple time

punk

ass

nigga

v1M0FmhceDw

[DMC]

:lol You know I respect you lil nigga, I said it in the
Top 5 worse posters thread, gave you a special shout out.
You have so much Laker semen in your mouth it sounded like you were drowning, so he came to the rescue.

[Koolaid_Man]

all you new niggas to the board...sorry but you ain't getting no rep off of King Kool...

I done posted this real shit before:

Z2y85V8v8N8

[#41 Shoot Em Up]

all you new niggas to the board...sorry but you ain't getting no rep off of King Kool...

I done posted this real shit before:

Z2y85V8v8N8

Real talk. Thats's all these lil tricks trying to do, get they rep off King Kool
and LL. Let a trick be a trick

[jjktkk]

all you new niggas to the board...sorry but you ain't getting no rep off of King Kool...

I done posted this real shit before:

Z2y85V8v8N8

Can I call you Dear Abbey and pretend I need advice? :lol

[DMC]

Oh shit, my white ass is getting exposed... time for a video.

[DMC]

Real talk. Thats's all these lil tricks trying to do, get they rep off King Kool
and LL. Let a trick be a trick

http://s2.hubimg.com/u/337769_f520.jpg


Open a bit wider so they can all hit you at the same time.

[Ed Lover]

all you new niggas to the board...sorry but you ain't getting no rep off of King Kool...





youtubes definitely legitimize your rep son, no doubt



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[jjktkk]

all you new niggas to the board...sorry but you ain't getting no rep off of King Kool...

This be wat we be blastin up in da Malibu bitches.
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[DMC]

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[Ed Lover]

c'mon luva

rescue your bitch-made, wigger homie

[Koolaid_Man]

for those of you watching these new niggas slob all over Kool's dick without warning:

I got a message for ya: lol

_g2n4v8rJlw

[DMC]

Old as shit, didn't even have to watch it.

I would say you slippin' but you are just posting what you should be posting, tired as old shit everyone's seen years ago.

[Koolaid_Man]

c'mon luva

whip out your dick so I can sic it to

fify:lol

[#41 Shoot Em Up]

for those of you watching these new niggas slob all over Kool's dick without warning:

I got a message for ya: lol

_g2n4v8rJlw

:lol

[Ed Lover]

for those of you watching these new niggas slob all over Kool's dick without warning:

I got a message for ya: lol

_g2n4v8rJlw

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[DMC]

fify:lol
You saying you sucking Luva's cock?

[jjktkk]

for those of you watching these new niggas slob all over Kool's dick without warning:

I got a message for ya: lol

_g2n4v8rJlw



:lol

[DMC]

:lol

How's that 2K11 crew doing? Did you bust out them wireless controllers on they ass?

[DMC]

GlKL_EpnSp8

[Ed Lover]

As a teenager in Grimsby, England I constantly experienced a cold spot in my bedroom. The cat would not enter the room and would scream & scratch me rather than go in. At night the corner of my bed would feel like somebody was sitting on it and my covers would feel heavy like they were pinning me down. A lot of things would go missing and turn up later in obvious places and we had several incidents in the house. A cupboard just fell off the wall, my wardobe tipped over and fell on my bed. We were told that somebody had died in the house during the war. The phone would ring in the middle of the night and there would ne nobody there. I felt a presence in my room & was scared to sleep in there. I was 13 at the time & left the house when I was 16 to stay with a relative because I couldn’t tollerate the feeling of darkness.enjoy :toast

[DMC]

As a teenager in Grimsby, England I constantly experienced a cold spot in my bedroom. The cat would not enter the room and would scream & scratch me rather than go in. At night the corner of my bed would feel like somebody was sitting on it and my covers would feel heavy like they were pinning me down. A lot of things would go missing and turn up later in obvious places and we had several incidents in the house. A cupboard just fell off the wall, my wardobe tipped over and fell on my bed. We were told that somebody had died in the house during the war. The phone would ring in the middle of the night and there would ne nobody there. I felt a presence in my room & was scared to sleep in there. I was 13 at the time & left the house when I was 16 to stay with a relative because I couldn’t tollerate the feeling of darkness.enjoy :toast
http://scienceofghosts.wordpress.com/do-you-think-you-have-seen-a-ghost/

[Ed Lover]

http://scienceofghosts.wordpress.com/do-you-think-you-have-seen-a-ghost/

http://www.sadtrombone.com/

[DMC]

http://www.sadtrombone.com/
I didn't bite the first time, try some new bait, haji.

[Ed Lover]

c'mon grasshoppa

you have much to learn son

[DMC]

c'mon grasshoppa

you have much to learn son
Too bad this place doesn't contain any of it.

I come here to watch the monkeys fling shit at each other.

Proceed.

[Ed Lover]

I didn't bite the first time, try some new bait, haji.

you bit as soon you replied, akbar

getdafuckouttaherewitdatboolshit

[DMC]

you bit as soon you replied, akbar

getdafuckouttaherewitdatboolshit

Your kung fu is weak, easily defeated by a plebe.

[Koolaid_Man]

you bit as soon you replied, akbar

getdafuckouttaherewitdatboolshit


wtf is this...my two retarded sons going at each other? :lol i thought i raised u punk ass niggas better than that....

[Ed Lover]

wtf is this...my two retarded sons going at each other? :lol i thought i raised u punk ass niggas better than that....

I'm a free agent nigga

not a lakaluva lemming like you are

for real son

[#41 Shoot Em Up]

wtf is this...my two retarded sons going at each other? :lol i thought i raised u punk ass niggas better than that....

:lmao

[DMC]

wtf is this...my two retarded sons going at each other? :lol i thought i raised u punk ass niggas better than that....

From what I understand, you don't raise your own kids.

[DMC]

:lmao
Do you really think that means anything by now? It's like your dog happy to see you. It doesn't make you glow with pride after a few years.

[Koolaid_Man]

You know... human nature has a strange way of playing tricks on you. When I was about 7 years old I woke up in the morning with my first woody. Of course I didn't know it was a hard on, I thought I was sick or something. Embarrassed to tell my mom, I went and showed my dad, and he laughed his ass off. Looking back, I guess he should have given me the "sit down." Not that guy, he goes and shares the story with a few of my older brothers. Well, I guess out of sympathy one of my brothers thought it was time I got laid. Keep in mind this is the same brother that loved to drink cheap wine and get high as a kite.

What does he do? He goes out and finds the sluttiest girl in the hood... Lashanda Blantan was her name. Tall, dark and ugly... I'll never forget her. His idea was to get her drunk, fuck her and sneak me in the room while it was still dark and let me fuck her. Keep in mind, I had never watched porn, or seen any nude magazines, so I had the slightest idea of what to do, but yet was too shy to ask my brother.

Sure enough, his ass finds me after school like it was some pet project of his to get me laid. We show up at her house before her parents get home. She had one of those families that didn't give a fuck, so it was cool for niggas to come over and chill, drink, and get high. This dude wasted no time, he got it cracking right away. I don't even think she got high or had a drink... all I heard was fucking in the next room. Now, I'm sure he hadn't thought of this, but all I kept thinking was how can I get sloppy seconds after my brother, and what the fuck was I going to do if I did get in there... keep in mind I'm 7.

About an hour later he comes out and basically throws me in the room with her. There was nothing undercover about this mission, it was foiled from the outset. As I walk in, she's bringing the bottle of Night Train down from her lips and giggling at the same time. I'm thinking, "this nigga told her what the deal is, and she's actually with it." She gives me this come hither look and I damn there start crying out of fear... NO JOKE!

I guess she pittied this lil fool because she rushed over to me wrapped in a sheet, then gave me a hug and pulled me over to the bed. Now here's where the shit got tricky. I asked her could I have something to drink... thinking soda, or punch, and she hands me the bottle of Night Train. As I lifted the bottle to take a swig she reached for my crotch and got a nice handful of man meat. Total silence overtook the room. I just knew my brother had his ears to the door. Here I am with a mouth of rot gut wine, this ugly bitch got a handful of my shit, and my brother is at the door listening like the FBI.

The veteran that she was, she took advantage of the moment and kept caressing my shit. Low and behold, I got hard again. Then all of a sudden, a calmness came over me, as if I had been here before. All the while she's pulling my cock from out of the side of my shorts. I'll never forget the coolness of her bare hand stroking my cock. Once she could tell I liked it, she went in for the kill and took that sheet off of her, laid me back and got on top. That's a feeling that I'll never forget... that first dick wet feeling, the tart smell of the pussy, and the smiles and giggles she was giving me.

In the mist of losing my virginity, something strange happened. No, I didn't nut. I had the urge to flip this bitch over on her back and start taking control of this fucking... and I did. And what I discovered in the process is I was hard-wired to be in control of these bitches. Who knew? I had never fucked before. I was 7 and she was like 14 or some shit, and here I am on top of her humping my ass off like a pro.

Basically, what I'm trying to show is, some of us are born to pull bitches, and some of you need instructions. You need some guidance and encouragement. Well that's what I'm here for, to share my pearls of wisdom with those of you less fortunate. Here we are years later, and hundreds of bitches have fallen victim. The rules that I'm about to bestow upon you are the basic rules that even a child can use to get laid. This dame of your is easy prey if you follow my rules to getting laid step by step. Feel free to share this info with anyone you know that might be intimidated by girls, or find it hard to get laid. These rules will never fail you if you apply them correctly.

Enjoy:toast

Kool didn't get his official jimmy wax till he was 10...by a neighbor's daughter named Rhonda...I think she was 16/17 at the time...she used to ask me to stick a broom stick handle in her pussy but I was too scared too...:lol I could only wish to have been molested by my female teachers but Rhonda took care of that for me...:lol but as early as 5 yrs old I used to dry hump the shit out of my female cousins...we used to play hide-and-go-get all the time...I know this sounds bad but we did that shit as kids...:lmao...and we can laugh about it till this day...

[Ed Lover]

Kool didn't get his official jimmy wax till he was 10...by a neighbor's daughter named Rhonda...I think she was 16/17 at the time...she used to ask me to stick a broom stick handle in her pussy but I was too scared too...:lol I could only wish to have been molested by my female teachers but Rhonda took care of that for me...:lol but as early as 5 yrs old I used to dry hump the shit out of my female cousins...we used to play hide-and-go-get all the time...I know this sounds bad but we did that shit as kids...:lmao...and we can laugh about it till this day...

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

A wigger who fucks his cousins?

c'mon son

for real

getdafuckouttaherewitdatboolshit

[Ed Lover]

I am a black girl and I would never think about doing any "homoerotic" things with another girl like kissing or touching so why would a guy who likes girls want to.You have black boys wearing skinny jeans and purple and red pants and before you know it they will be kissing on each other and its sad.They also say "no homo" and I am sick of this no homo I know I am straight anf would never think of doing any "sh"t with girls that is gross so what happened to black boys.This kinda stuff like boys dry humping and messing around wasn't going on in the 1990's this stuff is new!This is not cute and the sad part is that there are girls that actually think this sh't is cute and it isn' funny period I want manly men like how black men were in the 1970's and 1980's and I am 16.No HOMO is a cover up as an excuse to do gay stuff when in reality you are GAY.

[Koolaid_Man]

I am a black girl and I would never think about doing any "homoerotic" things with another girl like kissing or touching so why would a guy who likes girls want to.You have black boys wearing skinny jeans and purple and red pants and before you know it they will be kissing on each other and its sad.They also say "no homo" and I am sick of this no homo I know I am straight anf would never think of doing any "sh"t with girls that is gross so what happened to black boys.This kinda stuff like boys dry humping and messing around wasn't going on in the 1990's this stuff is new!This is not cute and the sad part is that there are girls that actually think this sh't is cute and it isn' funny period I want manly men like how black men were in the 1970's and 1980's and I am 16.No HOMO is a cover up as an excuse to do gay stuff when in reality you are GAY.


So you a NY chicken head bitch...I got fam in NYC and I bet you one of those chicken heads they be telling me bout...

a bitch trying to challenge Kool...who'd a thunk it...:lmao
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[Ed Lover]

So you a NY chicken head bitch...I got fam in NYC and I bet you one of those chicken heads they be telling me bout...

a bitch trying to challenge Kool...who'd a thunk it...:lmao
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Ok, so I fucked my first cousin on my Dad's side. It was my 19th Bday and he was 21 just like my sis. We hadn't seen each other in over 10 yrs. He moved back from his Mom's in AZ (they divorced earlier dividing the kids) and asked my Uncle (his Dad) what my sister and I had been up to since we were close in age. He then told him to call my Dad (who then informed him it was my 19th Bday and I was having a party at my friends house) and how cool it would be if he just showed to up surprise me.

I had just moved in with my HS bf at the time that was away on a surf trip. So my gf and her bf threw me a party at their place. I was drinking, smoking dancing etc when my cuz showed up. He was smoking hot! Total moto cross tan hottie ripped guy! My friends were like "Damn, your cousin is hotttttt!!" I had to agree. I was 8 when I saw him last and not even a hint of puberty had hit. Now I was busty and firm and sassy and a woman. He noticed right away. He stayed and most of my friends hit on him and he flirted back etc.

The party went on until late and as ppl were talking about where they were going to go and crash etc when the host of the party (my friend) said her boyfriend got some coupon for a free night at this hotel with a spa etc and would I want to go and sleep there for fun? So I said yes and my cousin asked if he could crash at the apt since no one would be there. My friend and her bf told him to just come along. So he did....

We get to the hotel and smoke a joint and break out some bubbly.. Check out all the cool shit in the room, walk around the spa, go in the sauna etc and I am starting to get a little woozy from the booze and heat so I told my friend I was going back to the room. She offered to help and her man got all whiney cuz he saw it as an opportunity to get some ass. My cousin said he had to piss and he would walk me back then return to chill with my friends.

We get back, he goes to the bathroom. I take my bra and panties off (my impromptu suit) I dry off and crawl in the bed in just my shirt. He comes out and says that he feels tired too. He says that we should probably just sleep together since my friend and her bf are a cpl and that we probably aren't going to be sleeping boy boy girl girl. He takes his boxers off (wet suit) lay them over the tub.

He crawls into the bed with me and I am facing away. I feel his body heat and notice he is getting hard. I feel so freaked out. Fuck, it's my cousin! Maybe he is just drunk and it's a reflex? Maybe... But I find myself feigning having to reposition so I can back my ass up just a little closer to him. We do not say ANY thing. I get so fucking worked up in my mind. Thinking all kinds of bad shit. Nasty stuff. He starts breathing funny. It felt like we were screaming at each other as loud as we could in our heads but unable to utter any sound.

Out of the blue he jams his cock in my pussy. I mean jams it in. Unbelievable No hand guidance nothing. He knew my pussy would be wet I guess. NO condom. One clean straight shot. I was freaking out thinking "OMG no condom, we'd have retarded kids, my family would puke, my bf would freak, this is hot, I'm a whore, fuck this is sooo HOT" etc... I am going thorugh all of this shit in my head and getting and he is pumping away from behind (on my side remember?) and my friend and her bf walk in. FUCK!

IMMEDIATELY he starts laughing and pushes me saying "Ok ok, I'll stop tickling you if you stop farting".. His cock STILL in me! Lolol My friends were like "Um.. ok.. We were wondering what you guys were doing!" We all laughed hard. It was pulled off but not very well.

In the morning we went back got in our cars and drove away. He called and said he had to talk to me about "what happened last night". I let a week go by because my bf had come back home and I felt guilty and gross. I couldn�t tell anyone! I told my bf that my cuz moved back to town and he said, � That�s great I want to meet him! So I went to see him.
He was living in some tricked out motor home on my Uncles construction biz lot. I went inside and we smoked a little and began talking. He started by saying he hoped my friends didn't know etc and then we moved on to talk about how it may affect our families.

I got really horny as we began to talk. He said "Man if our Dad's knew what we were doing they would fucking FREAK!" That sent me over the edge. I grabbed his cock and started the whole perverted act all over. We finished (this time with a condom) and I told him my bf wanted to meet him.

My guilty, Slutty, cheating ass then presented said cousin to said bf and just as you would guess? They were two peas in a pod. Surfing, moto cross riding dudes. Just so happens my bf was the �dope-man� too. So now that my cousin could hang out? He did. Two weeks went by and he visited and nothing happened between us. We hung out with my sis her husband my bf just chilling.

My bf gets a call for �biz� and has to leave for a week. He turns to my cousin and says �I want you to stay here with ****** so I know she will be good while I am gone��.

Uh huh you guessed it perverts and pervettes�

As SOON as we dropped him off at the airport we went back and fucked on my bf�s bed. On the outside, to everyone, we were �normal� cousins. As soon as the front door closed? We fucked. We fucked dirty too. We talked about our families again and how hot and disgusting it all was. Well we fucked like mad but it did catch up with us�

Two days before my bf came home were upstairs in the bathroom getting ready to get into the shower after a fuck-fest. Shower is running, he decides to lick me once more before we step in. Like true dirty girl who would fuck her cousin, I was sitting on the toilet my legs spread with one leg on the bath tub rim and one on the sink rim. Whore. Fucking whore. Anyway.. he is working me like crazy and WTF!!!!!! MY FUCKING SISTER (who is religious, married and 9 mos pregnant) WALKS IN ON US!!!

She totally starts screaming, �What the fuck is THIS? Omg! You guys are so fucking sick! OMG! I can�t even look at you right now! She is TOTALLY freaking out. My cousin is mortified as am I but it is more than clear I will have to handle the situation.

I go to out to my sister (all smelling of incest sex mind you) and tell her �It�s no big deal. Didn�t you see the way Tina and them looked at him? Even YOU said it yourself -H- he IS hot and� we didn�t EVER know him! What�s the big deal� None of my argument stuck and she just said, � Well, I hope you know this can never happen again now that someone knows. I will not tell �K- because God will judge you well enough�.

My cousin slept in the bed that night and the next but we didn�t have sex or touch. My bf returned and everything seemed �back to normal�. My cousin ended up going on some long European tour I wouldn�t see him until many years later at our Dad�s brother funeral.

He kissed me cordially and I suddenly remembered that even though we fucked like monkeys so many times we had never ONCE kissed. Too intimate I think. How fucked up is that? Now? My cousin was married, expecting his first baby (I wondered if he had told her, or any other lover for that matter) and �born again�. We said how great it was to see each other and that he would email me pictures when their baby was born.

I would not see him yet again until another funeral. This time my Dad�s. He was still married, more kids. He was not as intriguing as in previous years. No. Not this funeral. This time?

My stepbrother and I got plastered and he sought comfort in my bosom let�s just say��


I am a fucking freak and yet somehow totally normal. Sexuality and psychology are so intertwined and interwoven it�s often hard to know what REALLY excites some one. Or. What one can FIND exciting.

This post is fucking long. I�m sorry. But damn it felt great to get it off my chest. I am prepared for the barrage of slanderous backwoods referenced emails.

If not, let me know and I will tell the stepbrother story..

I know it was wrong�..

[Ed Lover]

cousin fucking wigger


c'mon son, post some more youtubes


you're quickly becoming the DarrinS of the NBA forum


getdafuckouttaherewitdatboolshit

[jjktkk]

Is Edward Love that goofy bastard with the back acne?

[Ed Lover]

oh yeah, Hollis Queens son


get at me

[Punchy]

You know... human nature has a strange way of playing tricks on you. When I was about 7 years old I woke up in the morning with my first woody. Of course I didn't know it was a hard on, I thought I was sick or something. Embarrassed to tell my mom, I went and showed my dad, and he laughed his ass off. Looking back, I guess he should have given me the "sit down." Not that guy, he goes and shares the story with a few of my older brothers. Well, I guess out of sympathy one of my brothers thought it was time I got laid. Keep in mind this is the same brother that loved to drink cheap wine and get high as a kite.

What does he do? He goes out and finds the sluttiest girl in the hood... Lashanda Blantan was her name. Tall, dark and ugly... I'll never forget her. His idea was to get her drunk, fuck her and sneak me in the room while it was still dark and let me fuck her. Keep in mind, I had never watched porn, or seen any nude magazines, so I had the slightest idea of what to do, but yet was too shy to ask my brother.

Sure enough, his ass finds me after school like it was some pet project of his to get me laid. We show up at her house before her parents get home. She had one of those families that didn't give a fuck, so it was cool for niggas to come over and chill, drink, and get high. This dude wasted no time, he got it cracking right away. I don't even think she got high or had a drink... all I heard was fucking in the next room. Now, I'm sure he hadn't thought of this, but all I kept thinking was how can I get sloppy seconds after my brother, and what the fuck was I going to do if I did get in there... keep in mind I'm 7.

About an hour later he comes out and basically throws me in the room with her. There was nothing undercover about this mission, it was foiled from the outset. As I walk in, she's bringing the bottle of Night Train down from her lips and giggling at the same time. I'm thinking, "this nigga told her what the deal is, and she's actually with it." She gives me this come hither look and I damn there start crying out of fear... NO JOKE!

I guess she pittied this lil fool because she rushed over to me wrapped in a sheet, then gave me a hug and pulled me over to the bed. Now here's where the shit got tricky. I asked her could I have something to drink... thinking soda, or punch, and she hands me the bottle of Night Train. As I lifted the bottle to take a swig she reached for my crotch and got a nice handful of man meat. Total silence overtook the room. I just knew my brother had his ears to the door. Here I am with a mouth of rot gut wine, this ugly bitch got a handful of my shit, and my brother is at the door listening like the FBI.

The veteran that she was, she took advantage of the moment and kept caressing my shit. Low and behold, I got hard again. Then all of a sudden, a calmness came over me, as if I had been here before. All the while she's pulling my cock from out of the side of my shorts. I'll never forget the coolness of her bare hand stroking my cock. Once she could tell I liked it, she went in for the kill and took that sheet off of her, laid me back and got on top. That's a feeling that I'll never forget... that first dick wet feeling, the tart smell of the pussy, and the smiles and giggles she was giving me.

In the mist of losing my virginity, something strange happened. No, I didn't nut. I had the urge to flip this bitch over on her back and start taking control of this fucking... and I did. And what I discovered in the process is I was hard-wired to be in control of these bitches. Who knew? I had never fucked before. I was 7 and she was like 14 or some shit, and here I am on top of her humping my ass off like a pro.

Basically, what I'm trying to show is, some of us are born to pull bitches, and some of you need instructions. You need some guidance and encouragement. Well that's what I'm here for, to share my pearls of wisdom with those of you less fortunate. Here we are years later, and hundreds of bitches have fallen victim. The rules that I'm about to bestow upon you are the basic rules that even a child can use to get laid. This dame of your is easy prey if you follow my rules to getting laid step by step. Feel free to share this info with anyone you know that might be intimidated by girls, or find it hard to get laid. These rules will never fail you if you apply them correctly.

Enjoy:toast

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Relying on Tom Leykis for your dating advice.

Yeah, you definitely ain't getting none, except for those fat chicks you have to bribe with buckets of Kentucky Fried Chicken.

[Ed Lover]

So luva fucks fat girls

Kool fucks his cousins

and then they give each other reach arounds while practicing their ebonics

Think I got it now son

[apalisoc_9]

So luva fucks fat girls

Kool fucks his cousins

and then they give each other reach arounds while practicing their ebonics

Think I got it now son

yow luva and cool, tnx brahs..Dont mind the haters, jelous..

Getting the confidence back now.

[DMC]

yow luva and cool, tnx brahs..Dont mind the haters, jelous..

Getting the confidence back now.
Didn't Yow play for the Rockets a while back?

[DMC]

Kool didn't get his official jimmy wax till he was 10...by a neighbor's daughter named Rhonda...I think she was 16/17 at the time...she used to ask me to stick a broom stick handle in her pussy but I was too scared too...:lol I could only wish to have been molested by my female teachers but Rhonda took care of that for me...:lol but as early as 5 yrs old I used to dry hump the shit out of my female cousins...we used to play hide-and-go-get all the time...I know this sounds bad but we did that shit as kids...:lmao...and we can laugh about it till this day...


You and Rhondo hooked up it sounds, thus the white kid.

[apalisoc_9]

Yow, kool if you online plrease reply ASAP.

Chick and has some connection already. but i did something so stupid..I showed interest with one of her friends, now she refuses to talk to me, opr even text me..What do now? It's not like we were a couple for her to do this..And she misunderstood. it wasnt actaully interest..The reason why i talked to her freind because i wanted to befriend her friends..she took it the worng way....



:(



Help..I have feelings for this gal.