rayjayjohnson
02-16-2011, 05:25 AM
Listening to David 'Laker' Stern on Bill 'Celtics' Simmons' podcast today I can't help but think how awesome a Las Vegas team would be.
They'd have hands down the best home court advantage in the NBA, if for no other reason that every team flying in will undoubtedly end up gambling until 4 am the day of the game (if all these card game fights on planes has taught us nothing at all).
If you could draft the team from existing stock, who'd you have (I'm going for humour value here, not actual playing ability)
PG. arenas
SG kobe (what happens in vegas...)
SF ron artest. as if it could be anyone else.
PF karl malone out of retirement
C greg oden. poor fuck's gotta be due for some luck sooner or later
in keeping with the gambling theme, MJ HAS to be the owner.
I shall name the new franchise...
drumroll
The Las Vegas Rollers.
They'd have hands down the best home court advantage in the NBA, if for no other reason that every team flying in will undoubtedly end up gambling until 4 am the day of the game (if all these card game fights on planes has taught us nothing at all).
If you could draft the team from existing stock, who'd you have (I'm going for humour value here, not actual playing ability)
PG. arenas
SG kobe (what happens in vegas...)
SF ron artest. as if it could be anyone else.
PF karl malone out of retirement
C greg oden. poor fuck's gotta be due for some luck sooner or later
in keeping with the gambling theme, MJ HAS to be the owner.
I shall name the new franchise...
drumroll
The Las Vegas Rollers.