*OFFICIAL* 2011 All Star Saturday thread

[Venti Quattro]

Who are your picks for winners?

3 point contest - Ray Allen
Slam Dunk - Blake Griffin
Shooting Stars - Los Angeles
Skills Challenge - Derrick Rose

[Kobe Bean Bryant]

Who are your picks for winners?

3 point contest - Ray Allen
Slam Dunk - Blake Griffin
Shooting Stars - Los Angeles
Skills Challenge - Derrick Rose

Kome shome wime kome rapome kome kome :elephant

[Venti Quattro]

Kome shome wime kome rapome kome kome :elephant

Kobe Bean with the goods as per usual

[Kobe Bean Bryant]

Kobe Bean with the goods as per usual

Kome kome hatome ome postome? Kome kome

[Venti Quattro]

Kome kome hatome ome postome? Kome kome

Jabrome

[#41 Shoot Em Up]

3 Point Contest- Paul Pierce
Slam Dunk- Blake Griffin
Shooting Stars- Dallas
Skills Challenge- Stephen Curry

[Venti Quattro]

Shooting Stars- Dallas

Bruh, Dallas is under Texas tbqh

[#41 Shoot Em Up]

Bruh, Dallas is under Texas tbqh

:lol ooops, I was thinking last year when they won in Dallas I guess.
Thanks for the correction bruh, Texas

[rayjayjohnson]

3 pt dorrel wright
dunk griffin, mcgee is darkhorse
shooting stars dont care
skills dont care

[Jt.ONE]

blake better win the dunk contest, or else his rep gonna take a blow for sure

[ElNono]

tbh, except for the 3 point contest, AS saturday stopped being fun to watch, imo.
I actually kinda liked the HORSE competition they had going but got axed this time around.

[Kyle Orton]

Jabrome

:lmao

[ElNono]

http://d.yimg.com/a/p/sp/getty/ec/fullj.b7eb999711fc7b5d534cdb209713c97a/b7eb999711fc7b5d534cdb209713c97a-getty-basket-nba-allstar-kobe.jpg

[lefty]

3 point contest - James Jones
Slam Dunk -Demar Derozan
Shooting Stars -Team Texas
Skills Challenge - Stephen Curry

[Frenzy]

http://d.yimg.com/a/p/sp/getty/ec/fullj.b7eb999711fc7b5d534cdb209713c97a/b7eb999711fc7b5d534cdb209713c97a-getty-basket-nba-allstar-kobe.jpg

In the clutch

[lefty]

:lmao

[rayjayjohnson]

http://d.yimg.com/a/p/sp/getty/ec/fullj.b7eb999711fc7b5d534cdb209713c97a/b7eb999711fc7b5d534cdb209713c97a-getty-basket-nba-allstar-kobe.jpg

security!

[Banzai]

Slapome trapome bashome

[2pac > Kobe]

I'm just lettin erbody know, Ibaka is winning this shit today

remember, you heard it here first

[DMC]

Sir Jabaka

[DieHardSpursFan1537]

Blake Griffen will win the Slam Dunk contest for sure. As for the others, I'm not 100% sure.

[fevertrees]

King Paul's season comeback begins today with the Skillz challenge!

[DesignatedT]

3pt- Durant
Dunk- Griffin
Stars- Texas
Skills- CP3

[redzero]

King Paul's season comeback begins today with the Skillz challenge!

No, Chris will blow through every thing until he gets to the part where he has to make a jumpshot. At that point, he'll try to find David West so he'll hake the shot.

[DPG21920]

Who are your picks for winners?

3 point contest - Boobie
Slam Dunk - Blake Griffin
Shooting Stars - Texas
Skills Challenge - Paul

[fevertrees]

no, chris will blow through every thing until he gets to the part where he has to make a jumpshot. At that point, he'll try to find trevor ariza so he'll hake the shot.

fixed

[siraulo23]

3 point contest - Allen
Slam Dunk - Griffin
Shooting Stars - Texas
Skills Challenge - Curry

[lefty]

Shitty intro by TNT

[PGDynasty24]

Sick Intro by TNT. Someone put that on youtube

[baseline bum]

Damn, I thought Coco Miller was Jason Williams there.

[lefty]

Sick Intro by TNT. Someone put that on youtube

:lmao

[baseline bum]

Shitty intro by TNT


Sick Intro by TNT. Someone put that on youtube

:lol

[VBM]

Kenny...ballin

[Muser]

lol kenny smith

[Muser]

lol la

[Banzai]

In the past wasn't it teams former players? like hall of fame etc.

[resistanze]

lol that chick had NO range.

[BlackSwordsMan]

classic dirk

[Banzai]

lol texas.

[Muser]

in before dirk choked comments

[lefty]

Fuch
K fuck fuck fuck

[Muser]

too late.

[BlackSwordsMan]

in before dirk choked comments

too late

[BlackSwordsMan]

too late.

too late

[baseline bum]

classic dirk

:lol Was Stephen Jackson in the building?

[lefty]

Lol WNBA

Lol BRHornet

[DesignatedT]

dirk chokes

[baseline bum]

LOL @ Reggie Miller trashing Kenny for his beer gut. How the hell did he pull that A+ tail? Must have been saving his pennies from his Houston and Sacramento days.

[BlackSwordsMan]

His wife is pretty amazing.

[Muser]

lol at that kid

[VBM]

LOL @ Reggie Miller trashing Kenny for his beer gut. How the hell did he pull that A+ tail? Must have been saving his pennies from his Houston and Sacramento days.

:lmao

[lefty]

lol at that kid

:lol the fuck

[Banzai]

lol at that kid

need a gif.

[j.dizzle]

Kenny might have some money but that dude look like Slick Rick, ugly ass dude pulling in that piece of ass. Props to him.
http://vbuzzblog.freedomblogging.com/files/2008/05/slick-rick.JPG

[resistanze]

Curry looking like a pedo

[PGDynasty24]

Why does stephen curry have his arm around 2 10 year old's

[j.dizzle]

LOL Staples Center is half empty, ppl dont know how to drive out here when it rains a little bit so the traffic is probably horrible

[lefty]

Lol at those who picked Wall

[lefty]

And those who picked Rose

[VBM]

LMAO cp3

[lefty]

Paul :lmao

[Muser]

LMAO Paul

[j.dizzle]

Wtf Rose, he was half assing it. LMAO CP3 fell off, he sucks now.

[resistanze]

LMAO Fall

[fevertrees]

lmao King Paul

[Warlord23]

lol at CP3 blowing the first layup

[lefty]

Go Curry

Please win

[j.dizzle]

Where is Nash & D.Will? These contestants are trash & not even trying hard.

[redzero]

Paul should give up his starting spot.

[VBM]

gg Curry

[lefty]

Jarett Jack would have made that layup

[resistanze]

Curry gonna kiss one of those girls

[lefty]

Fuck yes!

I'm 1/2 so far


Wooooohoooo

[Banzai]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3196/2590546148_77857c3bab_o.gif

[j.dizzle]

I have little 13 year old cousins that look older then Curry hahaha.

[2pac > Kobe]

i would hit that if i was steph tbh

[baseline bum]

Ceelo performing "Fuck You" on live TV? LOL

Great song though.

[baseline bum]

Horrible performance though. Ceelo sounds like he just ran 10 feet.

[lefty]

OMG

A lot of cutting :lol

[VBM]

Horrible performance though. Ceelo sounds like he just ran 10 feet.

He's out of his element...he needs his feathers and spartan mask

[j.dizzle]

Girl playing the guitar in the shorts is cute as hell

[awktalk]

Horrible performance though. Ceelo sounds like he just ran 10 feet.

Cel-lo is almost as fat as Rick Ross.

Or are they the same guy?

http://blogs.villagevoice.com/music/images/rickross-shirtless-xxl.jpg

[resistanze]

WTF Cee-lo

[IronMexican]

Horrible performance though. Ceelo sounds like he just ran 10 feet.

That truly was an awful performance. He started decent, but ran out of gas.

[Muser]

Who else is performing?

[2pac > Kobe]

Girl playing the guitar in the shorts is cute as hell
are you talkin about the red head chick, yea she was fine as fuck

[VBM]

Girl playing the guitar in the shorts is cute as hell

:ttiwwp:


but yeah, she looked good

[baseline bum]

Cel-lo is almost as fat as Rick Ross.

Or are they the same guy?

http://blogs.villagevoice.com/music/images/rickross-shirtless-xxl.jpg

Haha... reminds me of Biggie complaining about how hard it was to perform in The Show... or maybe it was Rhyme & Reason. Anyway, he said something like it was hard to breathe onstage or some shit.

[lefty]

The Battle of L.A trailer is annoying

Thye tried to make it sound like the Transformers trailer

Lame...

[baseline bum]

Fuck, I hate all this filler in between the skills challenge and the shootout.

[lefty]

C'mon James Jomes

[2pac > Kobe]

damn boobie need a mo fuckin haircut

[djohn2oo8]

What do Cubby and Curry have in common?

http://desmond.yfrog.com/Himg611/scaled.php?tn=0&server=611&filename=45yjk.jpg&xsize=640&ysize=640

[Muser]

lol Pierce

[j.dizzle]

LOL ppl only make noise if its a player from LA or a Celtic

[baseline bum]

I wanna see Pierce score 30 in the first round and then throw up a B to the rest of the competition.

[redzero]

Pierce knew he was getting booed.

[Halberto]

Anyone know a link to a live feed of the game? I can't find one. Could you PM it to me (can't post it on the board)?

[j.dizzle]

Pierce or Allen gonna definitely enjoy this if they win.

[lefty]

What do Cubby and Curry have in common?

http://desmond.yfrog.com/Himg611/scaled.php?tn=0&server=611&filename=45yjk.jpg&xsize=640&ysize=640

The girl on the left

WTF lol

[Muser]

lol chuck "sometimes you just feelin' it and need to shoot a 3"

[djohn2oo8]

The girl on the left

WTF lol

:lol

[Texas_Ranger]

What do Cubby and Curry have in common?

http://desmond.yfrog.com/Himg611/scaled.php?tn=0&server=611&filename=45yjk.jpg&xsize=640&ysize=640


:lol

[djohn2oo8]

Lol Miller with the Bridesmaid comment

[baseline bum]

What do Cubby and Curry have in common?

http://desmond.yfrog.com/Himg611/scaled.php?tn=0&server=611&filename=45yjk.jpg&xsize=640&ysize=640

Is that a screencap from Bangbros?

[2pac > Kobe]

boobie is winning, i think ray is gonna choke and not make it past the first

[lefty]

Fuck you JJ, are you trying to give me a heart attack?

[resistanze]

lol boobie

[2pac > Kobe]

fuuuuuck

[VBM]

lol Cavs

[baseline bum]

boobie is winning, i think ray is gonna choke and not make it past the first

:lol

[Pistons < Spurs]

LMAO!!!!

I could do better than 7.

[manufan10]

What do Cubby and Curry have in common?

http://desmond.yfrog.com/Himg611/scaled.php?tn=0&server=611&filename=45yjk.jpg&xsize=640&ysize=640

:lol

[baseline bum]

LOL @ "And you know he (Ray Allen) shoots well in this building"

[manufan10]

Ray Allen, FTW

[resistanze]

damn ray ray

[j.dizzle]

LOLL I dont know whats more embarrassing. Boobie's haircut or that performance

[lefty]

Fuck you Allen :lol

[Pistons < Spurs]

so damn nice to watch Ray shoot the ball

[Fpoonsie]

Jesus Fucking CHRIST, KG! It's the 3-point comp. You don't hafta mean mug EVERYthing...

[baseline bum]

The TNT crew needs to quit kissing Reggie's ass. Great player and all, but I'd definitely take Allen over Miller.

[lefty]

KG is intense !

[redzero]

Ray Allen's mom must be everywhere.

[lefty]

Jesus Fucking CHRIST, KG! It's the 3-point comp. You don't hafta mean mug EVERYthing...
R.I.P Boobie Gibson

[resistanze]

The TNT crew needs to quit kissing Reggie's ass. Great player and all, but I'd definitely take Allen over Miller.

+1

You know Reggie felt awkward as hell. He would take Ray Ray before himself :lol

[j.dizzle]

Shuttlesworth's shot looked wet. Does his mom follow his ass everywhere? hahaha what a badass life.

[IronMexican]

"Throw in some Auto-tune and a Reggaeton beat" - Colbert

[mystargtr34]

I would seriously consider punching Ray Allen's mom in the mouth if i saw her in person.

[lefty]

Shave her head and she looks exactly like her son

[manufan10]

so damn nice to watch ray shoot the ball

+1

[TIMMYD!]

Durant sucking it up!

[resistanze]

lol kd

[2pac > Kobe]

Crofl durant

[Pistons < Spurs]

KD sucks!

[lefty]

LOL Durant

LOL Stern

[j.dizzle]

LMAO Durant thinks Artest is on the court

[VBM]

Boobie > Durant...

[manufan10]

Shave her head and she looks exactly like her son

:lmao

Same with Cheryl Miller and Reggie

[2pac > Kobe]

lmao russel laughing at his teammate

[Pistons < Spurs]

Boobie>Durantula

[Ashy Larry]

lol @ durant

[lefty]

:lmao

Same with Cheryl Miller and Reggie
Just youtube some footage of Cheryl as a player

It's even funnier; she runs and talks trash like her brother

[resistanze]

:lmao KG

[Muser]

Pierce in the clutch.

[lefty]

:lmao KG
" Blake Griffin, you look like a cancer patient !!!! "

[Ashy Larry]

gotta love watching ray's jumper ......

[Fpoonsie]

I honestly hope KG dies of an excruciatingly painful cock-exploding disease by week's end.

[2pac > Kobe]

I honestly hope KG dies of an excruciatingly painful cock-exploding disease by week's end.
I LOL at those who hate on the GOAT

[lefty]

Damn

Those boobs sitting next to Shaq

[mystargtr34]

Ray Allen will probably choke in the Finals... Pierce will come through in the clutch IMO.

[baseline bum]

Maybe Pierce needs a moving screen from Garnett to hit his shit.

[lefty]

Fuck you Pierce !!!!

[lefty]

Fuck yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees !!!!!

[Muser]

Damn Jones

[baseline bum]

Ray gonna drop 23 here.

[Banzai]

Ray gonna shoot money shots.

[resistanze]

this is it!

[Fpoonsie]

:lol

If lefty actually calls this...

[baseline bum]

Like I said, Ray was gonna fucking blow it.

[lefty]

I told you sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooo !!!!!!

Fuck yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaah

[TIMMYD!]

James Jones FTW

[Fpoonsie]

I told you sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooo !!!!!!

Fuck yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaah

:lmao

[2pac > Kobe]

damn what a disappointment

[resistanze]

lefty was righty!

get it????

[Flo-Rida]

Yes ! We finally beat boston !

[baseline bum]

Yes ! We finally beat boston !

:lol

[j.dizzle]

LOL Boston. Jones got hot at the right time. Ray sat down too long & that probably cooled him off.

[PGDynasty24]

Per my Insider Source,one of Blake's dunks involves a Car.

[IronMexican]

Be awesome if a basketball player won the 10 g's.

[lefty]

Ok, now Derozan, you have to bail me out

But I have the feeling the judges will suck Blake's dick

[IronMexican]

Per my Insider Source,one of Blake's dunks involves a Car.

Cool inside source.

http://losangeles.sbnation.com/2011/2/19/2003619/2011-nba-slam-dunk-contest-blake-griffin-car-dunk-kia

Nothing is that with google.

[2pac > Kobe]

Ok, now Derozan, you have to bail me out

But I have the feeling the judges will suck Blake's dick
dude im telling you, ibaka is gonna pull this shit off

[j.dizzle]

Per my Insider Source,one of Blake's dunks involves a Car.

My source told me the same.
http://www.sfgate.com/blogs/images/sfgate/sfmoms/2009/09/10/little-tikes-cosy-coupe-ii-toy-car-1.jpg

[Flo-Rida]

Mcgee fuck em all

[lefty]

I'm wondering what happened to those 2 kids who were sitting next to Curry

[lefty]

L.A's finest

[resistanze]

Is it the fucking mic?

[Banzai]

I'm wondering what happened to those 2 kids who were sitting next to Curry

shagging them as I type this. Curry is spreading his seasoning.

[PGDynasty24]

Curry molested those little kids,I bet you one parent sues Stephen and the NBA

[PGDynasty24]

Who are these spazzes. Damn Chinks

[baseline bum]

Per my Insider Source,one of Blake's dunks involves a Car.

Already done (@ the 1:54 mark)

pQ-9vvqn0vs

[lefty]

What's with the inbred gay asians ?

[manufan10]

My source told me the same.
http://www.sfgate.com/blogs/images/sfgate/sfmoms/2009/09/10/little-tikes-cosy-coupe-ii-toy-car-1.jpg

:lol

[2pac > Kobe]

Air congo

[Fpoonsie]

What's w/ the coaches? Have they always had 'em?

[baseline bum]

Damn, Griffin's got the inverse fine structures constant number of dunks this year. I knew there had to be a quantum mechanical explanation of his athleticism.

[VBM]

Get em, McGee

[lefty]

What's w/ the coaches? Have they always had 'em?
No, it's new

[VBM]

No more sideline interviews with LeBron about whether or not he'll ever enter the contest?

[IronMexican]

That girl on the Garnier commercial is peeeeeeeerrrrrrfeeeeccctttt. dat ass

[2pac > Kobe]

That girl on the Garnier commercial is peeeeeeeerrrrrrfeeeeccctttt. dat ass
i completely agree bro i was just thinking that

[resistanze]

http://cdn2.knowyourmeme.com/i/2202/small/Link_Dat_Ass.png

[IronMexican]

i completely agree bro i was just thinking that

I thought that since I first saw the commercial a few weeks ago, but hadn't had the opportunity to express my feelings.

[Banzai]

That girl on the Garnier commercial is peeeeeeeerrrrrrfeeeeccctttt. dat ass

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/69/dat-ass-4374-1261079704-107.jpg (http://www.threadbombing.com/details.php?image_id=5011)

[lefty]

That girl on the Garnier commercial is peeeeeeeerrrrrrfeeeeccctttt. dat ass
And here comes the erection killer :


http://i.cdn.turner.com/sivault/multimedia/photo_gallery/1002/athletes.in.swimsuits/images/03_swilliams_01.jpg

[j.dizzle]

I wonder if blake will fold under all the pressure. I doubt anyone can look as bad as Shannon Brown last year hahaa

[Jt.ONE]

a little late but wassup men

dunk contestttt, let's go blake!

[IronMexican]

I need to find that girls name. I must fap to her.

[Jt.ONE]

I wonder if blake will fold under all the pressure. I doubt anyone can look as bad as Shannon Brown last year hahaa


tbh him and his "aerial hand switching" dunks weren't that impressive as he thought it would be

[VBM]

Sup Brent

[baseline bum]

http://cdn2.knowyourmeme.com/i/2202/small/Link_Dat_Ass.png

Let me google that for you (http://lmgtfy.com/?q=bitch+from+garnier+commercial)

[Fpoonsie]

That's the only thing I don't like about Griff's game: that Little Rascals tease. Is he trying to bring it back or something?

[Muser]

Dr J in the house

[lefty]

So we have:

- Barry,a former Clipper
- Drexler, a former teammate of Kenny Smith


That shit is rigged

[manufan10]

Did Dawkins skin a cheetah for that suit?

[2pac > Kobe]

damn she wants his dick

[Jt.ONE]

i didn't like the idea with the ""coaches"" tbh

[mystargtr34]

Here we goo.....

[resistanze]

Rattle someone's balls?

[j.dizzle]

LOl Dawkins

[Jt.ONE]

oh shitt

[baseline bum]

More like Nate Robinson Remix.

[Jt.ONE]

the surprise factor is gone...

[baseline bum]

7

[VBM]

solid dunk

[PGDynasty24]

Took long enough. But nice dunk

[Fpoonsie]

Let me google that for you (http://lmgtfy.com/?q=bitch+from+garnier+commercial)

Dead end.

:depressed

[Jt.ONE]

should be a 45 imo

[lefty]

Amir Johnson as a passer?????


Really ?????



Are you effin kidding me ?????

[resistanze]

43

[baseline bum]

It ain't a good dunk if it takes 10 tries.

[Muser]

Blair there.

[Jt.ONE]

the fuck ibaka..

[2pac > Kobe]

Here we go air congo fooo

[PGDynasty24]

WTF ibaka. hahahahaha

[Pistons < Spurs]

amir johnson as a passer?????


Really ?????



Are you effin kidding me ?????

+1

[resistanze]

nigga better not embarrass the motherland

[Jt.ONE]

united nations dunk tbh

[Sisk]

This contest is fucking retarded.

[2pac > Kobe]

10/10 imo

[Jt.ONE]

42-45

[VBM]

behind the line!

[lefty]

Howo original.................

[Fpoonsie]

Ya can't start with the free throw line dunk...plus, you're damn near 7 feet.

[yawn]

[PGDynasty24]

OH shit. He was behind the line

[resistanze]

Shit that was far!

[baseline bum]

That was fucking sweet. 10 easy!

[sefant77]

fail-show

[Pistons < Spurs]

Nice

[VBM]

Wtf?!?

[Muser]

Damn that was sick

[baseline bum]

45? Fucking Jordan never got that kind of length on his shit.

[Jt.ONE]

Ya can't start with the free throw line dunk...plus, you're damn near 7 feet.

[yawn]


it barely looked like he was in the air more like floating over loool

[lefty]

Well, it was impressive


But he lost points on creativity

[VBM]

Dude was legit behind the line...nobody did that

[2pac > Kobe]

nigga just made history and everybody shruggin it off

[baseline bum]

Maybe James White has dunked from that far out, but I can't think of many others who could have done that.

[IronMexican]

Nothing on this page. Sucks

Paed-8cI7Zs

[2pac > Kobe]

Oooooooooo shit

[TheKingOfMIA6]

where is the replay? dammit