View Full Version : Kobe woulda wrecked these fools
Magic2Kobe
02-19-2011, 11:16 PM
pathetic dunks tonight.
Watch the master do it...
_vNsNTdp9xk
Amazing.
manufan10
02-19-2011, 11:26 PM
If he could still dunk.
MiamiHeat
02-19-2011, 11:34 PM
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Sean Cagney
02-19-2011, 11:41 PM
Yeah maybe ten years ago or so..... Did you just get mad watching this and think of Kobe and had to post this?
Kobe could never throw the ball off the backboard: that requires a decision to pass the ball.
Venti Quattro
02-19-2011, 11:46 PM
Kobe could never throw the ball off the backboard: that requires a decision to pass the ball.
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Magic2Kobe
02-19-2011, 11:48 PM
Y00JqgnBG38
lol pwned that Sperms fan.
No dumbass, he couldn't pass it off the backboard to someone else.
It's not a decision to pass when you are just lobbing it to yourself.
I thought that was self-explanatory, especially for a board full of basketball geniuses.
IronMexican
02-20-2011, 12:18 AM
Explaining a joke further only shows you it isn't funny.
Venti Quattro
02-20-2011, 12:18 AM
Kobe could never throw the ball off the backboard: that requires a decision to pass the ball.
No dumbass, he couldn't pass it off the backboard to someone else.
It's not a decision to pass when you are just lobbing it to yourself.
I thought that was self-explanatory, especially for a board full of basketball geniuses.
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manufan10
02-20-2011, 12:18 AM
Kobe raped in his day, tbh
Venti Quattro
02-20-2011, 12:20 AM
Kobe raped in his day, tbh
Colorado 2003, tee hee.
Trial court time in the morning, 40 on the basketball court in the evening
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Must be a translation thing.
Does a player get an assist when they lob the ball to themselves?
No.
Nice try at a coverup though. You need more spam, I can still see common fucking sense peeking through.
I didn't say he couldn't throw it to himself.
How hard is that to understand from my post? Seem self explanatory to me.
manufan10
02-20-2011, 12:22 AM
Colorado 2003, tee hee.
Trial court time in the morning, 40 on the basketball court in the evening
:lol
Colorado 2003, tee hee.
Trial court time in the morning, 40 on the basketball court in the evening
Going home empty handed at night....
IronMexican
02-20-2011, 12:23 AM
You don't get an assist when you pass it off the back board either. It's a missed shot, and a rebound for the person who gets it.
#41 Shoot Em Up
02-20-2011, 12:23 AM
Venti owning the gnsf
Venti owning the gnsf
SSSSSSSSSSMOOOOOCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHH the balls
hitmanyr2k
02-20-2011, 12:25 AM
pathetic dunks tonight.
Watch the master do it...
_vNsNTdp9xk
Amazing.
Not very amazing when it was done three years earlier (and much better) by JR Rider. Kobe won one of the weakest dunk contests ever. I think he even missed 2 dunks during that competition but it was so weak he advanced anyway.
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Venti Quattro
02-20-2011, 12:27 AM
Going home empty handed at night....
He's got Vanessa Laine Bryant waiting for him in his Newport Coast mansion when he goes home, how could he possibly be coming home empty handed? Tee, hee
Venti Quattro
02-20-2011, 12:27 AM
Not very amazing when it was done three years earlier (and much better) by JR Rider. Kobe won one of the weakest dunk contests ever. I think he even missed 2 dunks during that competition but it was so weak he advanced anyway.
bEhVqvi7V2w
It was a pretty weak dunk contest, I agree. Not to take credit from the man though, Kobe did enough to win IMO
Mike Finley was doing some overtly weird shit. crofl
manufan10
02-20-2011, 12:28 AM
Venti owning the gnsf
Sucking up to the Drew Krew.. nothing new.
Sean Cagney
02-20-2011, 12:30 AM
He's got Vanessa Laine Bryant waiting for him in his Newport Coast mansion when he goes home, how could he possibly be coming home empty handed? Tee, hee
That is true, but shooting 38% and getting locked down the finals probably made him feel empty handed going back there to her and that home... I AM SURE the competitor he is ate him all offseason there with her, he was probably studying tapes of that all offseason rather than fukking her at that home..............
You don't get an assist when you pass it off the back board either. It's a missed shot, and a rebound for the person who gets it.
This has been discuss ad nauseum on here and it's very inconsistent. The score keeper does not award a rebound or a missed FGA. Also, the shot clock does not reset.
If it's clearly a missed shot off the backboard, there should be a rebound and a missed attempt attached to the box score, but in Kobe's case there wasn't.
It was therefore a self pass, meaning not giving up the ball which is the point I was making before the shit birds flew in.
Venti Quattro
02-20-2011, 12:34 AM
That is true, but shooting 38% and getting locked down the finals probably made him feel empty handed going back there to her and that home... I AM SURE the competitor he is ate him all offseason there with her, he was probably studying tapes of that all offseason rather than fukking her at that home..............
True, but for the past two seasons I'm sure they've had fantastic summers touring around and having sex. Or whatever is it that they're pleased to do
He's got Vanessa Laine Bryant waiting for him in his Newport Coast mansion when he goes home, how could he possibly be coming home empty handed? Tee, hee
That's true: He had a big ass ring for her.
Brent Fucking Barry won the dunk contest once... that's how important it is.
Venti Quattro
02-20-2011, 12:41 AM
That's true: He had a big ass ring for her.
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21_Dickings
02-20-2011, 12:46 AM
pathetic dunks tonight.
Watch the master do it...
_vNsNTdp9xk
Amazing.
Incredible.
Nice post.
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