midnightpulp
02-20-2011, 12:17 AM
what would happen? (poll coming)
1. He would be vaporized. Long hair and calf tats in all.
2. His calf tats would survive the explosion, prompting the United States military to spend billions of dollars researching how Koriwhat's calf tats were able to withstand a nuclear explosion. They would then develop nuclear resistant armor based on their findings. Empowered with this new technology, the United States could confidently invade rogue countries who have nuclear weapons, like North Korea. The end result would be a safer world, all because Koriwhat decided to be a supreme dumbass and get some calf tats.
3. His calf tats would survive the explosion, but the intense amount of radiation, mixing with Koriwhat's rage and fucktarded DNA, would trigger a mutation of the lower half of his legs. They would quickly grow to Japanese movie monster size, and before you know it, San Antonio (and of course Dallas) would be under attack by a pair of hundred foot tall calf tatted legs, wearing tube socks and Adidas.
1. He would be vaporized. Long hair and calf tats in all.
2. His calf tats would survive the explosion, prompting the United States military to spend billions of dollars researching how Koriwhat's calf tats were able to withstand a nuclear explosion. They would then develop nuclear resistant armor based on their findings. Empowered with this new technology, the United States could confidently invade rogue countries who have nuclear weapons, like North Korea. The end result would be a safer world, all because Koriwhat decided to be a supreme dumbass and get some calf tats.
3. His calf tats would survive the explosion, but the intense amount of radiation, mixing with Koriwhat's rage and fucktarded DNA, would trigger a mutation of the lower half of his legs. They would quickly grow to Japanese movie monster size, and before you know it, San Antonio (and of course Dallas) would be under attack by a pair of hundred foot tall calf tatted legs, wearing tube socks and Adidas.