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1369
06-01-2005, 02:02 PM
To Impress a Woman:



Wine her.



Dine her.



Call her.



Hold her.



Surprise her.



Compliment her.



Smile at her.



Listen to her.



Laugh with her.



Cry with her.



Romance her.



Encourage her.



Believe in her.



Pray with her.



Pray for her.



Cuddle with her.



Shop with her.



Give her jewelry


Buy her flowers.



Hold her hand.



Write love letters to her.



Go to the ends of the earth and back again for her.



To impress a man:



Show up naked. Bring chicken wings. Don't block the TV.
Xolotl
06-01-2005, 02:03 PM
Woah woah.......she also cannot touch the remote
ObiwanGinobili
06-01-2005, 02:03 PM
:lmao

ok, I'm a chick and if Emo did all that I'd think he was gay.

:lmao
Slomo
06-01-2005, 02:04 PM
http://www.cikava.com/gallery/albums/album04/aak.jpg
Gatita
06-01-2005, 02:05 PM
:lmao

ok, I'm a chick and if Emo did all that I'd think he was gay.

:lmao

:lol
gay abc
06-01-2005, 02:06 PM
:lmao

ok, I'm a chick and if Emo did all that I'd think he was gay.

:lmao


:lol

yes i do all the above :spin
bigzak25
06-01-2005, 02:06 PM
To impress a man:

Show up naked. Bring chicken wings. Don't block the TV.


2 outa 3 tonight at the GTG. woohoo. :smokin
ObiwanGinobili
06-01-2005, 02:07 PM
:lol

yes i do all the above :spin

:lol see????
SpursWoman
06-01-2005, 02:08 PM
To Impress a Woman:



Wine her.



Dine her.



Call her.



Hold her.



Surprise her.



Compliment her.



Smile at her.



Listen to her.



Laugh with her.



Cry with her.



Romance her.



Encourage her.



Believe in her.



Pray with her.



Pray for her.



Cuddle with her.



Shop with her.



Give her jewelry


Buy her flowers.



Hold her hand.



Write love letters to her.



Go to the ends of the earth and back again for her.



That's sounds pretty annoying....


I'm quite certain I'd be happy with a naked, chicken wing holding man who was not in my way. :)
1369
06-01-2005, 02:11 PM
That's because you're one of those "Liberated Wimmin" SW...
Jekka
06-01-2005, 02:11 PM
That's sounds pretty annoying....


I'm quite certain I'd be happy with a naked, chicken wing holding man who was not in my way. :)

No shit. Not to mention, I'd be pretty wary if I caught a guy "praying for me" all the time.
Shelly
06-01-2005, 02:13 PM
That's sounds pretty annoying....


I'm quite certain I'd be happy with a naked, chicken wing holding man who was not in my way. :)


No shit. But substitute chocolate for the chicken wings.
1369
06-01-2005, 02:14 PM
The "praying" part is nothing more than a request to the higher power for a little help in seperating you gals from your skivvies.
ObiwanGinobili
06-01-2005, 02:14 PM
OK.
I'll take the naked man, and God know I'll take the chicken wings (Pluckers!!!!)...
but please please can they be like 5 feet from each other??

I don;t want any "short and curly" contamination.
Shelly
06-01-2005, 02:19 PM
OK.
I'll take the naked man, and God know I'll take the chicken wings (Pluckers!!!!)...
but please please can they be like 5 feet from each other??

I don;t want any "short and curly" contamination.

:lmao

and ew!
SpursWoman
06-01-2005, 02:19 PM
No shit. But substitute chocolate for the chicken wings.



Or even better.....a naked man not blocking the TV and holding a dozen donuts.....


























Without using his hands. :nerd :lol
Shelly
06-01-2005, 02:19 PM
Or even better.....a naked man not blocking the TV and holding a dozen donuts.....


























Without using his hands. :nerd :lol


Ring toss, anyone?????
ObiwanGinobili
06-01-2005, 02:20 PM
"Without using his hands"


:lmao :lmao :lmao
Gatita
06-01-2005, 02:20 PM
Or even better.....a naked man not blocking the TV and holding a dozen donuts.....

Without using his hands. :nerd :lol

Bad girl, I knew you were going to say that. :lol
iminlakerland
06-01-2005, 02:37 PM
LOL! Hmmm wonder if anyone will come thru for you during the gtg tonight SW.
SpursWoman
06-01-2005, 02:38 PM
<<< No, we'll be at home..... :cooldevil



LOL! Hmmm wonder if anyone will come thru for you during the gtg tonight SW.
gay abc
06-01-2005, 02:39 PM
Without using his hands. :nerd :lol

:lol

that would be a fun contest to watch - how many donuts can you hold on your ummm donut holder thingy??

:lol
Drachen
06-01-2005, 02:41 PM
To impress a man:



Show up naked. Bring chicken wings. Don't block the TV.

Cmon, are you some kind of girl or something, i dont think numbers 2 and 3 are really all that necessary.
Ed Helicopter Jones
06-01-2005, 02:47 PM
Or even better.....a naked man not blocking the TV and holding a dozen donuts.....


























Without using his hands. :nerd :lol






Ahem. . .someone asking for me?!!
Summers
06-01-2005, 05:27 PM
:lmao

Reminds me of Dave Chappelle's secret to making a man happy: suck his ****, play with his balls, make him a sandwich, and... something else... :lol I can't remember the 4th thing. I cracked up when I heard that and my husband looked at me with complete seriousness and said, "No, we really are that easy to please".
desflood
06-01-2005, 05:33 PM
:lmao

Reminds me of Dave Chappelle's secret to making a man happy: suck his ****, play with his balls, make him a sandwich, and... something else... :lol I can't remember the 4th thing. I cracked up when I heard that and my husband looked at me with complete seriousness and said, "No, we really are that easy to please".
What was it that Jeff Foxworthy said? "I'd like a beer and I'd like to see something naked!"
manustarting2gd
06-01-2005, 05:42 PM
:lmao

Reminds me of Dave Chappelle's secret to making a man happy: suck his ****, play with his balls, make him a sandwich, and... something else... :lol I can't remember the 4th thing. I cracked up when I heard that and my husband looked at me with complete seriousness and said, "No, we really are that easy to please".

4th thing is " Dont talk too much"
Summers
06-01-2005, 05:49 PM
4th thing is " Dont talk too much"


That's it! I knew it was something I'm not very good at. :oops :lol
ObiwanGinobili
06-02-2005, 09:36 AM
Don't talk too much



That's it! I knew it was something I'm not very good at. :oops :lol


:lol you and me both honey!
Flea
06-02-2005, 09:38 AM
:lol you and me both honey!


Count me as a talker too. :lol
ObiwanGinobili
06-02-2005, 11:20 AM
I think every man wish's there women would talk less...

but do you ever get this comment?
"damn it I'm not a mind reader!"
:lol

well which is it?? talk or not talk? :lol
MasterYoda
06-02-2005, 11:23 AM
well which is it?? talk or not talk? :lol



talk. but to the point, get.
Useruser666
06-02-2005, 01:05 PM
Longjohns. :lol
CavsSuperFan
06-02-2005, 01:45 PM
http://www.georgeblowfish.com/prostitute.jpg

Yoda: Talk but to the point get....

Dude...You Are A Wild Man.... :smokin