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Koolaid_Man
02-22-2011, 10:00 PM
Kobe's swag is off the chain....and it looks like Luva is ahead of his time as well...he first said "No One Closes Us Out." :toast

and now:

Kobe Bryant: ‘You Can’t Beat Me in June’


Despite their stumbles heading into the All-Star break, Kobe, Phil and the rest of the Lakers say they’re ready for the remainder of the season.



From ESPN: “I’m concerned but it’s no different than last season or the season before that,’ Bryant said. ‘There’s always concern, look at San Antonio, they have the same level of concern we do. Just like things are rolling, things can fall apart.



When Bryant was asked how he feels about being an elder statesman he simply laughed. ‘It doesn’t matter to me,’ he said. ‘You can’t beat me in June. All the other stuff doesn’t matter.’”


http://www.slamonline.com/online/nba/2011/02/kobe-bryant-you-cant-beat-me-in-june/

#41 Shoot Em Up
02-22-2011, 10:01 PM
I saw that shit and thought of my niggas Luva and Too Kool

phyzik
02-22-2011, 10:02 PM
The first stage of grief is denial.

CubanSucks
02-22-2011, 10:04 PM
The first stage of grief is denial.

then the next thing you know he'll be taking out his anger by raping another girl

DesignatedT
02-22-2011, 10:05 PM
Well the Pistons and Celtics beat him in June so apparently he can lose in June.

jmanu20
02-22-2011, 10:06 PM
Tim Duncan is the one who can actually say "You Can't Beat Me in June."

jjktkk
02-22-2011, 10:08 PM
Kobe's swag is off the chain....and it looks like Luva is ahead of his time as well...he first said "No One Closes Us Out." :toast

and now:

Kobe Bryant: ‘You Can’t Beat Me in June, as long as I got a legit big man, other than that, I'm the best 1 on 5 baller in the game today’


Despite their stumbles heading into the All-Star break, Kobe, Phil and the rest of the Lakers say they’re ready for the remainder of the season.



From ESPN: “I’m concerned but it’s no different than last season or the season before that,’ Bryant said. ‘There’s always concern, look at San Antonio, they have the same level of concern we do. Just like things are rolling, things can fall apart.



When Bryant was asked how he feels about being an elder statesman he simply laughed. ‘It doesn’t matter to me,’ he said. ‘You can’t beat me in June. All the other stuff doesn’t matter.’”


http://www.Koolaid makes up shit.com

Hey your link doesn't work. :lol

Koolaid_Man
02-22-2011, 10:08 PM
Well the Pistons and Celtics beat him in June so apparently he can lose in June.


you don't seem to understand....Kobe 3-peating is destiny...it just has to happen...it just makes sense...so no one can beat him in June especially as he chases history...go head and get that 6th one Kobester...

lefty
02-22-2011, 10:10 PM
There is an ASG in June ?

Baseline
02-22-2011, 10:13 PM
Bryant just rephrased his quote to say this...

"You can't be me, three guys named Gasol, Bynum, and Odom who are 8-feet long, three refs, and David Stern in June."

Michael Jackson...
02-22-2011, 10:13 PM
then the next thing you know he'll be taking out his anger by raping another girl

I taught him better than that

Zelophehad
02-22-2011, 10:14 PM
Cavs 104

Lakers 99

:lol

mikeschy55
02-22-2011, 10:14 PM
If Kobe 3-peats again, he'll probably go down as a top 10 player ever. He's the best player in the league.... still, and by far. He reminds us nearly every year, but only when it really counts. Black Mamba is legendary...... a joy to watch him when he's determined to win (unless it's against the Mavs).

LkrFan
02-22-2011, 10:19 PM
That's a hell of a sig you got there Kool! :lol

FkLA
02-22-2011, 10:21 PM
Kobe needs to worry about making it to June first tbh


If Kobe 3-peats again, he'll probably go down as a top 10 player ever. He's the best player in the league.... still, and by far. He reminds us nearly every year, but only when it really counts. Black Mamba is legendary...... a joy to watch him when he's determined to win (unless it's against the Mavs).

Shut up.

ElNono
02-22-2011, 10:34 PM
Somebody merge this shit in the Kobe sticky thread... thanks.

MiamiHeat
02-22-2011, 10:35 PM
Revoke KoolAid's thread starting privileges again please.

mikeschy55
02-22-2011, 10:35 PM
Kobe needs to worry about making it to June first tbh



Shut up.

i can articulate my admiration for the best player in the NBA in any way I want, go fuck yourself

midnightpulp
02-22-2011, 10:35 PM
Kool, didn't you hear. Kobe cocksucking is obsolete shtick.

Time to evolve, which I know you'll have trouble doing considering the fact that your brain never evolved beyond Cro-Magnon size, but at least try to come up with something fresh.

djohn2oo8
02-22-2011, 10:36 PM
You can beat him in Colorado

Koolaid_Man
02-22-2011, 10:38 PM
Take KoolAid's dick out of my ass again please.


fify...

Flo-Rida
02-22-2011, 10:41 PM
Revoke KoolAid's thread starting privileges again please.

Koolaid_Man
02-22-2011, 10:42 PM
Kool, didn't you hear. Kobe cocksucking is obsolete shtick.

Time to evolve, which I know you'll have trouble doing considering the fact that your brain never evolved beyond Cro-Magnon size, but at least try to come up with something fresh.


Just like your sig shtick has evolved....Midget I think I liked it better when you had me on ignore....please stop trying in vain to harass me...I'm simply too Kool for it...

midnightpulp
02-22-2011, 11:16 PM
Just like your sig shtick has evolved....Midget I think I liked it better when you had me on ignore....please stop trying in vain to harass me...I'm simply too Kool for it...

Already publicly retired my shtick of insulting Lakerfan and bashing the Lakers.

Time to move on.

CubanSucks
02-22-2011, 11:17 PM
i can articulate my admiration for the best player in the NBA in any way I want, go fuck yourself

shut up

4>0rings
02-22-2011, 11:19 PM
It's bone on bone nigga!

dbreiden83080
02-22-2011, 11:21 PM
You've been beaten in June Twice asshole..

Gold Tooth Carl
02-22-2011, 11:21 PM
Koolaid: It's bone on bone nigga!
fify

ChuckD
02-22-2011, 11:24 PM
Detroit and Boston say hi.

Ace
02-22-2011, 11:40 PM
Everything Kobe says is thread worthy to this nut rider. Nothing to see here, just Kool on Kobe's Jock and Kobe not yet realizing the harsh reality.

sprrs
02-22-2011, 11:42 PM
Hopefully the Spurs play the Lakers in May.

Chillen
02-22-2011, 11:51 PM
If he actually believes his Lakers team can't be beat in June than that is really good news for the opponent assuming they advance to the NBA finals this season. That kind of attitude can get you beat, always respect your opponent regardless. I think he is just trying to get his team and himself fired up for their run at a 3-peat. The one team they do not want to play assuming they advance to the NBA finals is Boston, they will be ready to beat them and Miami, Orlando, Bulls could also give them some trouble. However they should be focused on the Spurs, Mavericks, Thunder instead of June, those teams will be in their way.

Koolaid_Man
02-22-2011, 11:56 PM
If he actually believes his Lakers team can't be beat in June than that is really good news for the opponent assuming they advance to the NBA finals this season. That kind of attitude can get you beat, always respect your opponent regardless. I think he is just trying to get his team and himself fired up for their run at a 3-peat. The one team they do not want to play assuming they advance to the NBA finals is Boston, they will be ready to beat them and Miami, Orlando, Bulls could also give them some trouble. However they should be focused on the Spurs, Mavericks, Thunder instead of June, those teams will be in their way.


after MJ's fortune of playing inferior competition to Kobe's...Chicago is destined from here on out to always be one player short of another ring...:lol

HarlemHeat37
02-23-2011, 12:35 AM
He should probably play at a high level in June, once in a while..

Chillen
02-23-2011, 12:45 AM
"We want Boston"


They took the Lakers to 7 games in the 2010 NBA finals and got beat and in the 2008 NBA finals they beat the Lakers. It can go either way assuming both teams are healthy and playing in June.

Medvedenko
02-23-2011, 12:57 AM
You've been beaten in June Twice asshole..

How did the spurs do that last 3 June's....oh, argument is invalid.

FkLA
02-23-2011, 01:00 AM
How did the spurs do that last 3 June's....oh, argument is invalid.

What does that have to do with Kobe saying he cant be beat in June despite having been beaten twice ?

Spurs rock
02-23-2011, 02:36 AM
2004

2008

greyforest
02-23-2011, 03:04 AM
as despicable as kobe is, he usually does show respect for the spurs.

eisfeld
02-23-2011, 03:08 AM
Kobe Bryant: ‘You Can’t Beat Me in June’


http://miamiheatbeat.com/files/2009/06/kobe-bleeding-warriors1.jpg

But it's okay - nobody can beat Kobe in June - too bad there are some other guys on your team :toast

mingus
02-23-2011, 03:12 AM
there's no disputing the fact that Kobe is unbeatable so long as players of the better teams are injured.

rayjayjohnson
02-23-2011, 03:20 AM
If Kobe 3-peats again, he'll probably go down as a top 10 player ever. He's the best player in the league.... still, and by far. He reminds us nearly every year, but only when it really counts. Black Mamba is legendary...... a joy to watch him when he's determined to win (unless it's against the Mavs).

lol saying kobe > lebron. what a dick

rayjayjohnson
02-23-2011, 03:20 AM
you don't seem to understand....Kobe 3-peating is destiny...it just has to happen...it just makes sense...so no one can beat him in June especially as he chases history...go head and get that 6th one Kobester...

then he's going to be mad pissed when shaq picks up number 6 this june

silverblk mystix
02-23-2011, 03:22 AM
Kobe's swag is off the chain....and it looks like Luva is ahead of his time as well...he first said "No One Closes Us Out." :toast

and now:

Kobe Bryant: ‘You Can’t Beat Me in June’


Despite their stumbles heading into the All-Star break, Kobe, Phil and the rest of the Lakers say they’re ready for the remainder of the season.



From ESPN: “I’m concerned but it’s no different than last season or the season before that,’ Bryant said. ‘There’s always concern, look at San Antonio, they have the same level of concern we do. Just like things are rolling, things can fall apart.



When Bryant was asked how he feels about being an elder statesman he simply laughed. ‘It doesn’t matter to me,’ he said. ‘You can’t beat me in June. All the other stuff doesn’t matter.’”


http://www.slamonline.com/online/nba/2011/02/kobe-bryant-you-cant-beat-me-in-june/


He'll be eliminated in may. Shut the fuck up rapist.

Giuseppe
02-23-2011, 05:17 AM
^You got no room, Silv. Your Neal raped just like Kobe.

z0sa
02-23-2011, 08:14 AM
Lakerfan: 'You Can't Find Me after June 2004'

easy7
02-23-2011, 08:15 AM
^You got no room, Silv. Your Neal raped just like Kobe.

Neil was in college, was not married and had no kids at the time. Just saying...

ChuckD
02-23-2011, 08:36 AM
^You got no room, Silv. Your Neal raped just like Kobe.


Neil was in college, was not married and had no kids at the time. Just saying...

Neal also went to court and was acquitted. Nobody was paid off. No giant rings bought. No teammates ratted out.

MavFan6488
02-23-2011, 08:42 AM
Kobe: 'You can't beat me in june, because i will likely be on vacation, but in late april/may you'll have a good chance!'

Giuseppe
02-23-2011, 09:14 AM
Neil was in college, was not married and had no kids at the time. Just saying...

True.

But, Neal raped nonetheless.

history2b
02-23-2011, 09:30 AM
Tim Duncan is the one who can actually say "You Can't Beat Me in June."

"...but you can sweep me in May???"

Ace
02-23-2011, 09:33 AM
Funny thing is, if you google "greatest finals performances" you won't find one by Kobe.

Giuseppe
02-23-2011, 09:38 AM
"...but you can sweep me in May???"

The Skunker!!!

hater
02-23-2011, 09:45 AM
He is right. He always has either a HOF bigman or an injury to the opponent to carry him come June.

Giuseppe
02-23-2011, 09:50 AM
He is right. He always has either a HOF bigman or an injury to the opponent to carry him come June.

But, you never mentioned that at:::

Duncan: 4

Kobe: 3

tee, hee.

MavFan6488
05-05-2011, 06:36 AM
..'because I'll be gone fishing' :toast

MavFan6488
05-05-2011, 06:41 AM
Kobe: 'You can't beat me in june, because i will likely be on vacation, but in late april/may you'll have a good chance!'
i wrote this 2 months ago lol

lurker
05-05-2011, 07:00 AM
"...but you can sweep me in May???"
:toast

jag
05-05-2011, 08:37 AM
History 2 b


:lmao I love it when that guy disappears after his team gets deuced on.

Ashy Larry
05-05-2011, 08:49 AM
Barkley is looking like a prophet

http://i52.tinypic.com/afhnj7.gif

Giuseppe
05-05-2011, 08:50 AM
History 2 b


:lmao I love it when that guy disappears after his team gets deuced on.

Like you did after 8.

BlackSwordsMan
05-05-2011, 09:27 AM
you're right he won't even make it to june

TampaDude
05-05-2011, 09:28 AM
"...but you can sweep me in May???"

^ this

Kool Bob Love
06-14-2014, 01:09 AM
:lmao

DMX7
06-14-2014, 03:07 PM
You can't play him in June these days. His ass his at home on the couch watching.

IrisHockey
06-14-2014, 03:08 PM
And..... the forum never ceases to disappoint with the obsession over Kobe, the most irrelevant player in the NBA.

spurraider21
06-14-2014, 03:10 PM
And..... the forum never ceases to disappoint with the obsession over Kobe, the most irrelevant player in the NBA.
It's also pretty telling when fans of other teams spend their free hours on spurstalk

IrisHockey
06-14-2014, 03:17 PM
Kobe: 'You can't beat me in june, because i will likely be on vacation, but in late april/may you'll have a good chance!'

Yikes.