I'm sexually attracted to my aunt

[apalisoc_9]

I wanna phuck my moms sister. I know its sick but shes phuckin hot. shes pretty and got a hot body and big boobs. I get an erection when shes around. I hung out with her the other day and we went to get dinner, she was wearing tight pants so I could see her hot ass and her clevage was all the way down I couldnt stop looking at her boobs but she laughed so it was ok. I got a really hard boner too.

Whenever im over her house, sometimes I go through her underwear draw and masturbate in the bathroom over her lingerie. Sometimes i find used panties and the smell and taste of her vagina makes me so hard and i end up having some of the heavyiest cumshots ive had. Sometimes theres a pube in there too, the thought of her hairy is more of a turn on.

Im a sick phuck, i admit it. But i wanna bang her. We talk about sex sometimes and it turns me on. I talk about the things ive done and i think she likes it. But I cant do anything until I know for sure or its gonna phuck things up. Shes all flirty with me and stuff when shes drunk and we sort of kissed once. Can you see my dilemna?

pics of aunt

http://i809.photobucket.com/albums/zz18/shikator/zl3yno.jpg

http://i809.photobucket.com/albums/zz18/shikator/2lnbaci.jpg

http://i809.photobucket.com/albums/zz18/shikator/2j3myva.jpg

http://i809.photobucket.com/albums/zz18/shikator/29vfp6e.jpg

[Trainwreck2100]

lol pussy

[apalisoc_9]

lol pussy

Pussy is Pussy.

[Darth_Pelican]

http://media.al.com/bargain-mom/photo/welcome-to-alabamajpg-3f61c2511cebd36c_large.jpg

[Pelicans78]

She's very attractive. However, I don't think its a good idea. I would slowly back away and just look for someone else.

[Giuseppe]

She's very attractive. However, I don't think its a good idea. I would slowly back away and just look for someone else.

My ass. You'd break your nut and then feel bad afterward.

Christ, you & your aunt....Venti & his mother.

[Koolaid_Man]

I wanna phuck my moms sister. I know its sick but shes phuckin hot. shes pretty and got a hot body and big boobs. I get an erection when shes around. I hung out with her the other day and we went to get dinner, she was wearing tight pants so I could see her hot ass and her clevage was all the way down I couldnt stop looking at her boobs but she laughed so it was ok. I got a really hard boner too.

Whenever im over her house, sometimes I go through her underwear draw and masturbate in the bathroom over her lingerie. Sometimes i find used panties and the smell and taste of her vagina makes me so hard and i end up having some of the heavyiest cumshots ive had. Sometimes theres a pube in there too, the thought of her hairy is more of a turn on.

Im a sick phuck, i admit it. But i wanna bang her. We talk about sex sometimes and it turns me on. I talk about the things ive done and i think she likes it. But I cant do anything until I know for sure or its gonna phuck things up. Shes all flirty with me and stuff when shes drunk and we sort of kissed once. Can you see my dilemna?

pics of aunt

http://i809.photobucket.com/albums/zz18/shikator/zl3yno.jpg

http://i809.photobucket.com/albums/zz18/shikator/2lnbaci.jpg

http://i809.photobucket.com/albums/zz18/shikator/2j3myva.jpg

http://i809.photobucket.com/albums/zz18/shikator/29vfp6e.jpg


so tell me...how long you been jerking off to the thought of your mom....I'm not buying the mom's sister line....no question mama shouldn't even be thought of....totally off limits my man...but you're young and the feelings you have are well documented it's called The Oedipus Complex...either that or you're a fucking Mormon...either way keep your mom away from Kool...cuz I would straight beat that white flesh up man...:lol


Here's more info on the Oedipus complex...

http://www.uvm.edu/~jbailly/courses/tragedy/student%20second%20documents/Oedipus%20Complex.html

[ohmwrecker]

And, if it wasn't before, this thread is now . . . officially . . . retarded.

[Koolaid_Man]

another thing Aposolic...show me the ass shot...let me see how big her ass is....you gotta be a dick slanger like me to tackle the big ass chics...

[Giuseppe]

another thin Aposolic...show me the ass shot...let me see how big her ass is....you gotta be a dick slanger like me to tackle the big ass chics...

Kool is right, show us the money maker.

[Fpoonsie]

Kool is right, show us the money maker.

:lol

[ohmwrecker]

Fpoonsie gettin' his #41 shoot 'em up on.

[Fpoonsie]

Fpoonsie gettin' his #41 shoot 'em up on.

Admittedly, it's what I thought of, too. But often times, Cubby's simply a hilariously dirty ol' man.

[ohmwrecker]

I can't argue with that.

[lil'mo]

I've had her. Seriously. :lmao

[Booharv]

Good to see Cubby is back, where did he go anyway?

[Veterinarian]

Good to see Cubby is back, where did he go anyway?

He was at K-Mart; he heard they had boys pants half off and got confused.

[ohmwrecker]

He was at K-Mart; he heard they had boys pants half off and got confused.

Recycled Michael Jackson jokes ftw!

[Veterinarian]

crofl still asshurt about your profile page?

[Chachachango]

Those horses looked liked they already tapped that ass.

[DPG21920]

Why do you make more work for me? Even after the NBA had to be shut down and I explained the very simple rules, you do this? Now I am going to have to move the damn thread.

[MultiFabbs]

http://0.tqn.com/d/animatedtv/1/0/l/A/ralphnose.jpgHa Ha! I'm really fooling people when I say I'm a moderator!

[ohmwrecker]

crofl still asshurt about your profile page?

Doesn't make you funny . . . if I was "asshurt", I would have deleted it, bubba.

[Zelophehad]

Doesn't make you funny . . . if I was "asshurt", I would have deleted it, bubba.

I don't know if he's funny or not, but you certainly aren't.

[DPG21920]

Trolls are getting unbelievably stupid.

[ohmwrecker]

i don't know if he's funny or not, but you certainly aren't.

ok . . . good one.

[Booharv]

That Veterinarian troll is funny sometimes. The stuff he put on Lefty's page cracked me up, and one time he put this picture of flaming dog shit in front of a door step on someone's profile page that made me laugh for whatever reason.

[Spur_Fanatic]

another thing Aposolic...show me the ass shot...let me see how big her ass is....you gotta be a dick slanger like me to tackle the big ass chics...

http://noadventure.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/wigger-kids.jpg

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7cxnn3DWD1qzl8dgo1_500.jpg

[buttsR4rebounding]

http://i809.photobucket.com/albums/zz18/shikator/zl3yno.jpg

http://i809.photobucket.com/albums/zz18/shikator/2lnbaci.jpg

http://i809.photobucket.com/albums/zz18/shikator/2j3myva.jpg

http://i809.photobucket.com/albums/zz18/shikator/29vfp6e.jpg

:hitit:

[Zelophehad]

I'm calling bullshit on this thread tbh

[BlackSwordsMan]

I agree with the consensus of the board post pics if she has a little extra between her legs.

[Fpoonsie]

I'm calling bullshit on this thread tbh

:wow

[Zelophehad]

:wow

:lol

[Venti Quattro]

You're disgusting

[Jt.ONE]

lol i gotta admit the OP made me laugh a bit

[Dirk´s tounge]

Don´t worry brah...you simply gotta surprise her - she will love it, trust me;) :
(Just follow my basic rules)


1.
Start out like you are doing a usual kiss, bring your body close to hers, hold her in your arms and approach her lips with yours.
2.
Quickly press your lips against hers like you were going to give her a normal (closed mouth) kiss.
3.
Open your mouth a little bit, just as much as you would if you were exhaling.
4.
Lick her lips gently letting her feel your wet tongue pressed against them.
5.
This is the point she will make or break your attempt.
6.
If she pushes away, she is not ready to go that far. Keep in mind that getting intimate with your auntie is very sensual and very personal, so it is not something that should be rushed. So if she passes on it understand that it doesn't mean that it will never happen, it just means that this is not the right time.
7.
If she opens her mouth a little bit, let your tongue gently brush against her teeth.
8.
Then let your tongue slide into her mouth further and gently touch the tip of her tongue.
9.
After your tongues are touching gently, let your tongue lick over hers. You can lick in a patter or just let your tongue go and do it's own thing.


By that time she should be all wet and good to go for some classic incestious relationship.
:toast

[MavDynasty]

Finally got that account activated, nice brah ^

[Fpoonsie]

:rollin

'Buot time...

[Banzai]

Don´t worry brah...you simply gotta surprise her - she will love it, trust me;) :
(Just follow my basic rules)


1.
Start out like you are doing a usual kiss, bring your body close to hers, hold her in your arms and approach her lips with yours.
2.
Quickly press your lips against hers like you were going to give her a normal (closed mouth) kiss.
3.
Open your mouth a little bit, just as much as you would if you were exhaling.
4.
Lick her lips gently letting her feel your wet tongue pressed against them.
5.
This is the point she will make or break your attempt.
6.
If she pushes away, she is not ready to go that far. Keep in mind that getting intimate with your auntie is very sensual and very personal, so it is not something that should be rushed. So if she passes on it understand that it doesn't mean that it will never happen, it just means that this is not the right time.
7.
If she opens her mouth a little bit, let your tongue gently brush against her teeth.
8.
Then let your tongue slide into her mouth further and gently touch the tip of her tongue.
9.
After your tongues are touching gently, let your tongue lick over hers. You can lick in a patter or just let your tongue go and do it's own thing.


By that time she should be all wet and good to go for some classic incestious relationship.
:toast

lol...also great sig pictures..hilarious how you used dirk as a censorship box:rollin

[poop]

post a pic of her bent over ass spread showing her butthole

[CubanSucks]

i'm sexually attracted to her too. Got a boner reading the OP tbh

[ManuBalboa]

This is old copypasta. You nikkas posting in a troll thread.

[lil'mo]

Why do you make more work for me? Even after the NBA had to be shut down and I explained the very simple rules, you do this? Now I am going to have to move the damn thread.

dpg is nba forum moderator? :rolleyes

[Michael Jackson...]

I wanna phuck my moms sister. I know its sick but shes phuckin hot. shes pretty and got a hot body and big boobs. I get an erection when shes around. I hung out with her the other day and we went to get dinner, she was wearing tight pants so I could see her hot ass and her clevage was all the way down I couldnt stop looking at her boobs but she laughed so it was ok. I got a really hard boner too.

Whenever im over her house, sometimes I go through her underwear draw and masturbate in the bathroom over her lingerie. Sometimes i find used panties and the smell and taste of her vagina makes me so hard and i end up having some of the heavyiest cumshots ive had. Sometimes theres a pube in there too, the thought of her hairy is more of a turn on.

Im a sick phuck, i admit it. But i wanna bang her. We talk about sex sometimes and it turns me on. I talk about the things ive done and i think she likes it. But I cant do anything until I know for sure or its gonna phuck things up. Shes all flirty with me and stuff when shes drunk and we sort of kissed once. Can you see my dilemna?

pics of aunt

http://i809.photobucket.com/albums/zz18/shikator/zl3yno.jpg

http://i809.photobucket.com/albums/zz18/shikator/2lnbaci.jpg

http://i809.photobucket.com/albums/zz18/shikator/2j3myva.jpg

http://i809.photobucket.com/albums/zz18/shikator/29vfp6e.jpg

I'd hit it

[DPG21920]

dpg is nba forum moderator? :rolleyes

Ya, keep it up and you won't be posting in this forum, girl.

[MavDynasty]

Great shtick

[MavDynasty]

:cry

[Kyle Orton]

Sup, Big Tim

[Pelicans78]

My ass. You'd break your nut and then feel bad afterward.

Christ, you & your aunt....Venti & his mother.

?

[MavDynasty]

Sup, Big Tim

sup my nigga with det beibz hair

[The Reckoning]

id milk those jugs. cowgirls are fucking hot.

[Indazone]

Classic troll thread...not even that good.

[ohmwrecker]

Classic troll thread...not even that good.

Shouldn't a successful troll thread require that at least one person falls for it?
There are some seriously low troll standards around here tbh.

[MiamiHeat]

That is interesting, because I am sexually attracted to your aunt too.

I wonder what she looked like when she was back in her early 20's.

[# 1 Troll]

hmmmmmmm your auntie looks D-E-L-I cious. i'd smash that into oblivion tbqmfh

[Bill_Brasky]

So can we all agree that this would be wincest?

[MiamiHeat]

no because it's his aunt

if it were my aunt relation by blood, in fact in this case 'mom's sister', (i know its a troll post w/e), fuck no. barf

[apalisoc_9]

so tell me...how long you been jerking off to the thought of your mom....I'm not buying the mom's sister line....no question mama shouldn't even be thought of....totally off limits my man...but you're young and the feelings you have are well documented it's called The Oedipus Complex...either that or you're a fucking Mormon...either way keep your mom away from Kool...cuz I would straight beat that white flesh up man...:lol


Here's more info on the Oedipus complex...

http://www.uvm.edu/~jbailly/courses/tragedy/student%20second%20documents/Oedipus%20Complex.html

Nah brah, shes mu aunt. I don't have pictures of her legs spreaded or even naked. I can remember seeing her naked back when i was 10, that is the only picture that i have of her, unfortunately i cant print that out for you, maybe if they make a technology that would do that..Honestly, that is the only naked pic of her i have and its in my mind.

Maybe if i end up banging her..but i'm too scared of this wicnest thing..I guess sometimes its good to live in utah.

[spursbird]

Hmmm... So I'm interested that if you're sexually attracted to your mum, would you phuck her?

[Ashy Larry]

nice rack ......

[mavsfan1000]

This is so fucked up. It can't be real.

[Pelicans78]

motorboat or titty fuck!? man i can't decide!

motorboat tbh

[Danny.Zhu]

That woman is average imo.

[The Reckoning]

That woman is average imo.


:lmao

china

[Ditty]

For a women that age she is hot

If you don't to bang her I'll take care of her for you, she looks like a women who loves the young cock.

[The Reckoning]

seriously thats how people hope their fiances would turn out in about 20 years :lol

[lefty]

She fat


But she must have been one HOPA in her younger days

I'm sure your small dick can fit in her exploded vagina

[DJ Mbenga]

son, thanks for the pics. bookmarked them for future faping

[Cessation]

you getting trolled

[BRHornet45]

son it looks to me like your auntie needs some black dick in her life.

[apalisoc_9]

son it looks to me like your auntie needs some black dick in her life.

Son she was married to a black man, then divorced.

[apalisoc_9]

Hmmm... So I'm interested that if you're sexually attracted to your mum, would you phuck her?

Shes my aunt. Cant you read? Listen, if you dont have anything constructive to add stop posting.

[cutewizard]

lol

hahahaha

this is one hell of a thread, i mean

[cutewizard]

Manu rules!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


hehehehehehe

[cutewizard]

i was laughing out loud when i read this.....

let me just play chess now, hahaha

[cutewizard]

Son she was married to a black man, then divorced.




do you have a gf?

why dont you court other girls??

[LnGrrrR]

I'm calling bullshit on this thread tbh

:lol Are you sure? Vegas is running 1:5000 odds on this bet.

[lefty]

do you have a gf?

why dont you court other girls??

:lmao

[LnGrrrR]

son it looks to me like your auntie needs some black dick in her life.


Son she was married to a black man, then divorced.

BR meant to say zebra dick.

[apalisoc_9]

BR meant to say zebra dick.

But isnt a zebra like a muloto, black and white?

[TE]

Man I know this is a troll thread. Anyhow, this woman does exist. Holy shit she is fucking fine.


Nice find picture find troll, you deserve a drink.

[UnWantedTheory]

Yeah, yeah, me too. Spank bank son. Move on troll.

[LnGrrrR]

But isnt a zebra like a muloto, black and white?

Yes. BR is a zebra.

[JustBlaze]

http://imageupload.org/?di=4129883778813http://static.funnyjunk.com/gifs/1237576337_daffy_jerking_1_.gif

[Pelicans78]

But isnt a zebra like a muloto, black and white?

A mullato is actually black and native american.

[jeez21]

how did this get to 4 pages