Best schtick on SpursTalk?

[MavDynasty]

Lets hear what you guys think!

[redzero]

Poll incoming?

[MavDynasty]

tbh i can't think of em all to make a poll....lameeeee

[DJ Mbenga]

son, lol calf tats.

[MavDynasty]

tbh off the top of my head:

DPG's moderator schtick

:cry great fuckin __

we stacked

lol calf tats

frodo and rickrosses hoodshit talk

brhornets nbaisrigged shit

etc..

[redzero]

DPG's pretending to be a moderator/relative to Kori is pretty funny.

In before he replies with "What schtick?"

[MavDynasty]

brhornets sons schtick

tyson chandler/ghazis wife

bumps bullshit

midnight pulps trolling laker/gnsf

etc

[Pelicans78]

We staaackedd!!!!!

[DPG21920]

Why am I involved? Don't make me. Don't. Make. Me.

[redzero]

And there it is. The denial. Next step is making empty threats.

[GoodOdor]

Why am I involved? Don't make me. Don't. Make. Me.

Tbh you kinda stole my shtick from when I was threatening to bring your "Manu doesn't believe in god" shenanigans.

Don't make me do it bro.

[Dex]

What schtick?

[Dex]

Oh I see DPG has already been here.

[LnGrrrR]

I like Mono's quarterly retirements.

[MannyIsGod]

SequSpur has the Tim Duncan of schticks. Old as shit but still more effective than 95% of the rest.

[tlongII]

Raise The Bar

[LnGrrrR]

Raise The Bar

Tbh, I really enjoy your blind homer schtick too :tu

[Blackjack]

SequSpur has the Tim Duncan of schticks. Old as shit but still more effective than 95% of the rest.

This is true.

And welcome back Sheriff Duder. 'Preciate the job you're doing with my forest. :tu

[Blackjack]

SequSpur has the Tim Duncan of schticks. Old as shit but still more effective than 95% of the rest.

Adding to that, if Sequ's the Tim Duncan of trolls, rascal's the Buck Williams, tbh. Consistent sonbitch . . .

[rayjayjohnson]

rickross is the Chris Bosh of these boards, except bosh gets 1 in every 18.

[baseline bum]

Lakaluva putting the 16 titles on his resume to cover his C in calc is #1 IMO.

[xellos88330]

Native American for me.

[i MAke GOod POlls]

bumps bullshit


crofl he was the first to come to mind ironically, but he doesnt really have a specific schtick, just random bullshit

i like his sporadic Super nintendo/N64 game polls imo

[bostonguy]

HarlemHeat37 by far has the best schtick on spurstalk. He knows his shit and can back it up. It is an honor to have him as my idol. :worthy::worthy:

[Koolaid_Man]

HarlemHeat37 by far has the best schtick on spurstalk. He knows his shit and can back it up. It is an honor to have him as my idol. :worthy::worthy:

did u know that harlem heat is in the business of running from Kool....not quite idol material tbh....:lol

[Chieflion]

Declaring you go whitewater rafting and act all homo and gay, while being retarded in every thread. Not really a good schtick, just flat out nonsensical in general.

[Koolaid_Man]

Declaring you go whitewater rafting and act all homo and gay, while being retarded in every thread. Not really a good schtick, just flat out nonsensical in general.

tbh there's nothing gay about it or me....I haven't mentioned my ww rafting in a while....why u bring it up...you wanna catch some some rapids....ww rafting is comforting it gives me the inner peace, solace and calm I need in this mad world...it's beautiful and awe inspiring...you really ought to try it sometimes...it's the very reason I'm such a progressive thinker and years ahead of most people my age and older than me....it just may help change your perspective on life...you feel me...:lol

[Leetonidas]

tbh there's nothing gay about it or me....I haven't mentioned my ww rafting in a while....why u bring it up...you wanna catch some some rapids....ww rafting is comforting it gives me the inner peace, solace and calm I need in this mad world...it's beautiful and awe inspiring...you really ought to try it sometimes...it's the very reason I'm such a progressive thinker and years ahead of most people my age and older than me....it just may help change your perspective on life...you feel me...:lol

http://i54.tinypic.com/2ypn485.jpg

[Kyle Orton]

Everyone the terror alert has been elevated, tacker is training for a new terrorist attack: http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/173687_100000679665307_6740603_n.jpg

[Axe Murderer]

tbh there's nothing gay about it or me....I haven't mentioned my ww rafting in a while....why u bring it up...you wanna catch some some rapids....ww rafting is comforting it gives me the inner peace, solace and calm I need in this mad world...it's beautiful and awe inspiring...you really ought to try it sometimes...it's the very reason I'm such a progressive thinker and years ahead of most people my age and older than me....it just may help change your perspective on life...you feel me...:lol

5 star post, would read again

[Ditty]

" I smell skunk"

[ohmwrecker]

I've been white water rafting and it's a lot of fun, but I wouldn't say that there is any way that it could help you become more of a progressive thinker unless you rafted into some kind of time traveling whirlpool or waterfall and traveled through time studying under Aristotle, Socrates, Rousseau, Marx, Darwin, Dewey, DuBois, Roosevelt, Sinclair, Washington . . . and then, somehow could formulate what you learned and apply it, practically, to the modern world.

I'm afraid pretending to be black dude and talking about dicks and assholes all the time on a internet sports forum does not quite qualify.

[midnightpulp]

I've been white water rafting and it's a lot of fun, but I wouldn't say that there is any way that it could help you become more of a progressive thinker unless you rafted into some kind of time traveling whirlpool or waterfall and traveled through time studying under Aristotle, Socrates, Rousseau, Marx, Darwin, Dewey, DuBois, Roosevelt, Sinclair, Washington . . . and then, somehow could formulate what you learned and apply it, practically, to the modern world.

I'm afraid pretending to be black dude and talking about dicks and assholes all the time on a internet sports forum does not quite qualify.

:lol

Ohm's gotten some heat in the past, but aside from Stretch, he's the most underrated poster on ST.

[Fpoonsie]

"Cubby-talk", imo, tops everything off, w/ Banzia/redzero's gifs a not too distant second.

[DPG21920]

Again, what shtick? People, due to my kind & gentle nature, are always testing me. They know that I am so thoughtful, forgiving and genuine so they constantly see what they can get away with.

I absolutely hate that I am in a position where I have to strip people of something they enjoy and where I have to move threads constantly. It's something I try so hard, soooooo hard not to do because of the love and kindness in my heart.

Also, GoodOdor, how can you steal a shtick when I am not using one? I do things to keep this place beautiful. To protect the rights of every last person, whether you are short, fat or a mentally challenged poster. My family opens their door to Katrina hood rats, LA riot victims and DB.Freaking.Comers. Me handing out final warnings and then a few vacations is not nearly the same as you saying "don't make me bump thread ...." :lol Yours is a stupid troll shtick, mine is something real.

I am not a power tripper but don't push me. Banning bad people is the sweetest joy next to getting goosey. Pictures threads unstarted, wise words being parted, I have taken the weakness in the NBA Forum and sewed it.

[Andrew Cunanan]

ducks and sequ win this hands down

[midnightpulp]

ducks and sequ win this hands down

Does ducks have a shtick, or is he actually legitimately retarded and/or speaks English as a second language?

[Daddy_Of_All_Trolls]

your schtick is pretty fun, tormenting Lakers trolls.

[Andrew Cunanan]

Does ducks have a shtick, or is he actually legitimately retarded and/or speaks English as a second language?

not retarded imho...it's a schtick or he's a foreigner

[DPG21920]

And there it is. The denial. Next step is making empty threats.

I guess you haven't noticed certain posters on vacation and an entire forum being shut down :lol

There is nothing empty about my "threats". I takes a lot for me to ban someone, and I try to give plenty of warnings. I offer help as well. That is what separates me from others. Not only do I let you know when you are acting up, I proactively offers tailored solutions to solve your problems.

Whether you take me up on that is another thing...

[ohmwrecker]

http://www.solarnavigator.net/history/explorers_history/Napoleon_Bonapartes_portrait.jpg tbh.

[DPG21920]

If caring about a forum, family and the community means I have a syndrome, then doctor, I need some help!

[Andrew Cunanan]

If caring about a forum, family and the community means I have a syndrome, then doctor, I need some help!

jumped the shark, tbh

[Leetonidas]

Again, what shtick? People, due to my kind & gentle nature, are always testing me. They know that I am so thoughtful, forgiving and genuine so they constantly see what they can get away with.

I absolutely hate that I am in a position where I have to strip people of something they enjoy and where I have to move threads constantly. It's something I try so hard, soooooo hard not to do because of the love and kindness in my heart.

Also, GoodOdor, how can you steal a shtick when I am not using one? I do things to keep this place beautiful. To protect the rights of every last person, whether you are short, fat or a mentally challenged poster. My family opens their door to Katrina hood rats, LA riot victims and DB.Freaking.Comers. Me handing out final warnings and then a few vacations is not nearly the same as you saying "don't make me bump thread ...." :lol Yours is a stupid troll shtick, mine is something real.

I am not a power tripper but don't push me. Banning bad people is the sweetest joy next to getting goosey. Pictures threads unstarted, wise words being parted, I have taken the weakness in the NBA Forum and sewed it.

http://i53.tinypic.com/2l4394.jpg

[Koolaid_Man]

I've been white water rafting and it's a lot of fun, but I wouldn't say that there is any way that it could help you become more of a progressive thinker unless you rafted into some kind of time traveling whirlpool or waterfall and traveled through time studying under Aristotle, Socrates, Rousseau, Marx, Darwin, Dewey, DuBois, Roosevelt, Sinclair, Washington . . . and then, somehow could formulate what you learned and apply it, practically, to the modern world.

I'm afraid pretending to be black dude and talking about dicks and assholes all the time on a internet sports forum does not quite qualify.


I'm definitely of the Marxist, Darwin, and Socialist crowd :lol ....and yeah I've been slammed by some pretty wicked waves...

Here's an example of some situations I've been in and it's helped me to earn my Progresssive Thinker Badge...so yes I've faced down way more in the elements than what you cats have to offer...facing a rapid is much tougher than facing a cat with a .45 cal...:lol


cahuSALfJss

[Koolaid_Man]

If caring about a forum, family and the community means I have a syndrome, then doctor, I need some help!


DPG you must didn't see the thread in which Kori Ellis admitted that you were no kin to her...I guess you just choose to ignore she even said it...

[DPG21920]

Kool, I guess you ignored the part where she was laughing about it and trolling Laker fan.

[DPG21920]

jumped the shark, tbh

It was intended to come off that ghey tbh...it was response to a ghey attempt at humor by ohmnotfunny

[Koolaid_Man]

Kool, I guess you ignored the part where she was laughing about it and trolling Laker fan.


if you want me to beleive this sneak a pic of her tits ands PM me....then I'll beleive...:lol I've already seen her pic so I'll know right away if the tits are a matching set...

[TheMACHINE]

schticks are lame

[DPG21920]

schticks are lame

I agree. Even lamer is people trying to force the "you have a shtick" shtick thing on you.

Only thing lamer on ST is sig bets.

[DPG21920]

if you want me to beleive this sneak a pic of her tits ands PM me....then I'll beleive...:lol I've already seen her pic so I'll know right away if the tits are a matching set...

Remember what I told you she said about you :lol

It was devastating. You trying to cuckold uncle Tim, and now you lie about it :lol

I got something for ya :

07c07pNLqig

[Koolaid_Man]

Remember what I told you she said about you :lol

It was devastating. You trying to cuckold uncle Tim, and now you lie about it :lol

I got something for ya :

07c07pNLqig

No I don't remember refresh my memory...and for the record I never tried to Cuckold the cat....I didn't even realize they were married up until recently I just thought he was a hanger on boyfriend type... but I suspected Tim was nervous about me wrecking the party for a minute but Kool is no home wrecker...I leave that to the unapologetic Big Homie Luva...:lol

[TheMACHINE]

I agree. Even lamer is people trying to force the "you have a shtick" shtick thing on you.

Only thing lamer on ST is sig bets.

Yo momma is lame

[rickross]

Yo momma is lame

nigg lemme tell u somethang. U a fat fuck liek me and yo wife is pretty ... naw u aint got my swag an dough so prolly your a cuckold .... jus sayin machine jus sayin.

God bless u n ur family nigga! And 2 wife:toast

[rickross]

No I don't remember refresh my memory...and for the record I never tried to Cuckold the cat....I didn't even realize they were married up until recently I just thought he was a hanger on boyfriend type... but I suspected Tim was nervous about me wrecking the party for a minute but Kool is no home wrecker...I leave that to the unapologetic Big Homie Luva...:lol

sup Kool .. u mad 4 not gettin nough press nigga?

[Koolaid_Man]

sup Kool .. u mad 4 not gettin nough press nigga?


nothing much...how you doing my stanky fat bastard with the double chin...how's the gravy tasting my man....that heart still pumping through all that fat I see...

[rickross]

nothing much...how you doing my stanky fat bastard with the double chin...how's the gravy tasting my man....that heart still pumping through all that fat I see...

nigga i gots a great heart. Big as two hearts put 2geta.

Im great my homeless, retarded, addict of bein shitted upon, lakerfan, fake nigga. Watchu got on my 40 homie?

[Kyle Orton]

rickross just bullying the niggas he's supposed to bully, no surprises here

[Koolaid_Man]

nigga i gots a great heart. Big as two hearts put 2geta.

Im great my homeless, retarded, addict of bein shitted upon, lakerfan, fake nigga. Watchu got on my 40 homie?


hmmm...let's see....for u...since you my nigga....I got let's see...I got one pint of cum on your 40...I'll check around though to see if anyone else would like to donate...don't worry we'll get you up to 40 on the cum...you'll be full of it before you know it...:toast

[Blackjack]

hmmm...let's see....for u...since you my nigga....I got let's see...I got one pint of cum on your 40...I'll check around though to see if anyone else would like to donate...don't worry we'll get you up to 40 on the cum...you'll be full of it before you know it...:toast

The Kobe cum-guzzling is disturbing enough, the fact that you're storing it in 40s and asking other dudes to chip in is flat-out gross, tbh . . .

[rickross]

hmmm...let's see....for u...since you my nigga....I got let's see...I got one pint of cum on your 40...I'll check around though to see if anyone else would like to donate...don't worry we'll get you up to 40 on the cum...you'll be full of it before you know it...:toast

dam cubby u all like a 10yo girl gigglin when u hear of gay thangs. Dam boi put a leash on it. Bless.

[ohmwrecker]

The Kobe cum-guzzling is disturbing enough, the fact that you're storing it in 40s and asking other dudes to chip in is flat-out gross, tbh . . .

That is some progressive thinking right there.

[Blackjack]

That is some progressive thinking right there.

Even the disembodied whitewater raft.

[DPG21920]

I guess my perceived "power" is still being questioned even though I told you yesterday I would have to move/close that stupid "aunt" thread. :lol