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Fpoonsie
03-01-2011, 12:07 PM
So, about 7 years ago, I lost my V-card to my best friend's girlfriend. She was in town to see him, but had stopped by my house on a Sunday morning to have breakfast 'cause we had grown "closer" over the last few months. My parents had left for church already where my best friend (the preacher's son) was awaiting us. Anyways, we kept it up for months afterward. She eventually broke it off with him. She started to get crazy clingy (I can guarantee that it had almost nothing to do w/ my sexual prowess and almost everything to do w/ some lingering daddy issues.) I tried to end it, and even found someone else. She kept coming around, we kept messing around (she was a giver), until I eventually had to completely change my number and force her out of my life.

So, needless to say, I'm a cheater. I never feel good about it, BUT it does tend to make things a bit more...porn scene like. I worry, though, about karma, comeuppance, all that shit. Pretty sure "I got mine" a few years later when the girl I had left the "crazy clinger" for broke it off with me. We had been living together for a couple years by then. She broke it off, I moved out, and, rumor had it, she had a guy over the following weekend. I was fucking DEVASTATED...'specially considering she and I still worked together.

Anyways, I guess I'm curious whatchoo guys think 'bout it all, your experience with this. Is it deplorable, fun, etc? The timing of this question is due to the fact that I've started messing around with a girl that had moved to Dallas w/ her boyfriend from New Jersey. She and I work together, and last Sunday, we officially began to inappropriately "fraternize." She's supposed to be coming over in a few, and my guilty conscience won't shut the fuck up.

Figure ST could either ease my conscience, or further add to my guilt.

The Reckoning
03-01-2011, 12:11 PM
youre not cheating, theyre cheating. go for it.

JudynTX
03-01-2011, 12:12 PM
Once a cheater, always a cheater.

Fpoonsie
03-01-2011, 12:14 PM
youre not cheating, theyre cheating. go for it.

Succinct, but wise.

I suppose I WAS cheating on my gf w/ the clinger early on; thus, my mention of the comeuppance years later. And, I'm just thinking if it were me in this guy's shoes, how pissed I'd be. "What goes around, comes around" to quote JT and whomever else.

The guy (her bf) is huge, by the way. I wouldn't stand a chance. So, I'm not only feeling guilty, but a little nervous.

Axe Murderer
03-01-2011, 12:17 PM
trolling aside, dude cheating is the lowest of the low. don't ever do it. I never understood why somebody would ask out a girl then just cheat on her. Girls will find out, and it won't be fun,

i've been lucky. in many relationships but never been cheated on (to my knowledge atleast :lol). I imagine it sucks, but I'm one of the rare guys that can just cut ties instantly. I don't believe in the players lifestyle, having a gf is a good thing but I don't need one at all. If they're gonna knowingly cheat just break it off right then and there.

JoeChalupa
03-01-2011, 12:17 PM
What the hell is a V-card?

The Reckoning
03-01-2011, 12:18 PM
Succinct, but wise.

I suppose I WAS cheating on my gf w/ the clinger early on; thus, my mention of the comeuppance years later. And, I'm just thinking if it were me in this guy's shoes, how pissed I'd be. "What goes around, comes around" to quote JT and whomever else.

The guy (her bf) is huge, by the way. I wouldn't stand a chance. So, I'm not only feeling guilty, but a little nervous.


dont date if you cant fly straight. if they have a bf, its them cheating, and its not your problem. if you have a gf, then you dont really care for her and you should break it off and keep her as a playmate.

you shouldnt worry about the bf unless you know him personally, and he can track you down.

fuckin balls i have a headache right now.

Mixability
03-01-2011, 12:18 PM
Karma is a bitch, literally.

ChumpDumper
03-01-2011, 12:18 PM
Is he really your "best" friend if you fuck his girlfriend?

to21
03-01-2011, 12:21 PM
What the hell is a V-card?The card you HOPE your daughter still has in her possession....:lol

Fpoonsie
03-01-2011, 12:22 PM
trolling aside, dude cheating is the lowest of the low. don't ever do it. I never understood why somebody would ask out a girl then just cheat on her. Girls will find out, and it won't be fun,

i've been lucky. in many relationships but never been cheated on (to my knowledge atleast :lol). I imagine it sucks, but I'm one of the rare guys that can just cut ties instantly. I don't believe in the players lifestyle, having a gf is a good thing but I don't need one at all. If they're gonna knowingly cheat just break it off right then and there.

I felt horrible WHILE I was cheating. It resulted in being the best. fucking. bf. ever (infidelity aside). I was constantly doing things for her, buying her shit, going down on her for hours, etc. ANYTHING to make myself feel better, or simply not as bad. And I wouldn't have cheated either. I really cared for this girl and had begun to really HATE my ex, but this fucking chick was NUTS. She was all over my junk as soon as she'd track me down, knees on the floor, mouth open. And my junk isn't worth that much attention. She was just...I 'unno. She couldn't let it go.

And I'm the kind've guy that can't cut ties easily. People tend to linger, along w/ my shitty feelings. All this "big talk" aside (which really isn't even what this is), I'm a completely over-sensitive little bitch. It's disgusting.


What the hell is a V-card?

It's my ultra-hip term for my virginity, grandpa.

The Reckoning
03-01-2011, 12:23 PM
What the hell is a V-card?

viagra coupons you get from medicare. you should check it out. ask your doctor about it.

Fpoonsie
03-01-2011, 12:24 PM
Is he really your "best" friend if you fuck his girlfriend?

That question has come up often. He was my longest friend, so I just naturally gave him the "best" title. I figured all was right with the world (and my guilt had subsided) when he got engaged to some chick. She ended up dying in a car accident a couple weeks before their wedding. So, yeah, guess who went back to feeling like an asshole?

The Reckoning
03-01-2011, 12:25 PM
fpoonsie, for real. dont be a pussy, be in the pussy. she's a worthless cheating whore. treat her that way. tap that shit and dont think twice. .

if you know her bf personally, thats a different story because youre violating an unspoken bond of trust between men that women arent allowed to interfere with. its called "bros before hos"

Fpoonsie
03-01-2011, 12:26 PM
dont date if you cant fly straight. if they have a bf, its them cheating, and its not your problem. if you have a gf, then you dont really care for her and you should break it off and keep her as a playmate.

you shouldnt worry about the bf unless you know him personally, and he can track you down.

Yeah, I have no idea if he could...at home, that is. I work right next to where they live, though.


fuckin balls i have a headache right now.

:lol

Sorry.

Fpoonsie
03-01-2011, 12:26 PM
fpoonsie, for real. dont be a pussy, be in the pussy. she's a worthless cheating whore. treat her that way. tap that shit and dont think twice.

if you know her bf personally, thats a different story because youre violating an unspoken bond of trust between men that women arent allowed to interfere with. its called "bros before hos"

Nah, I've met him, but we don't "know" each other.

So far, you're making the most sense. :lol

Axe Murderer
03-01-2011, 12:29 PM
this fucking chick was NUTS.

even more reason not to cheat. Most girls turn fucking nuts when they find out if you cheated, if this girl was nuts in her normal stage.......:lol


And I'm the kind've guy that can't cut ties easily. People tend to linger, along w/ my shitty feelings. All this "big talk" aside (which really isn't even what this is), I'm a completely over-sensitive little bitch. It's disgusting.


tbh, you just need to find hobbies that are more important than girls. when I was in high school, I was the exact same way. If a girl would ignore me, break up with me I would think about it for weeks sometimes months. then I discovered that playing basketball, running, lifting weights, etc just completely relieved all the stress. for me, just playing basketball has gotten me through a lot in life. not just relationships but every stressful situation

ChumpDumper
03-01-2011, 12:29 PM
That question has come up often. He was my longest friend, so I just naturally gave him the "best" title. I figured all was right with the world (and my guilt had subsided) when he got engaged to some chick. She ended up dying in a car accident a couple weeks before their wedding. So, yeah, guess who went back to feeling like an asshole?Well, at least that last bit shouldn't have any bearing on your feelings. I guess you can give yourself a bit of a pass since it was your first and people are nuts at that age, but I've seen too many friendships ruined by a chick neither guy ends up liking after it's all said and done. There are just too many women out there to bother with that shit.

The Reckoning
03-01-2011, 12:34 PM
im speaking from a practical view.

you can talk about hobbies and keeping your mind off chicks and whatnot, but the real situation is that we're MEN. if a girl is going to run around you flaunting her shit, you have an internal instinct to tap that ass. it happens. go for it, but dont get caught with your pants down. know your boundaries, and be civil about it. let her know (afterwards because you dont want to mess up your chances) that youre looking for nothing more and it was a "mistake".

go for it, but dont get caught with your pants down.

dont in any possible way whatsoever try and start anything with her more than fooling around. also, dont make it a long term deal either because that never works.

Fpoonsie
03-01-2011, 12:35 PM
tbh, you just need to find hobbies that are more important than girls. when I was in high school, I was the exact same way. If a girl would ignore me, break up with me I would think about it for weeks sometimes months. then I discovered that playing basketball, running, lifting weights, etc just completely relieved all the stress. for me, just playing basketball has gotten me through a lot in life. not just relationships but every stressful situation

Honestly, my only hobbies thus far are watching basketball and ST. Otherwise, it's work or school. It's a sad list, admittedly.

I went through a "hittin the gym" phase for a while after that one chick I lived w/ broke it off w/ me. It was relatively therapeutic.


There are just too many women out there to bother with that shit.

Ya know, the thing about that. I've heard that countless times, but none of these "too many women" wanna fuck me! :bang

Axe Murderer
03-01-2011, 12:37 PM
you can talk about hobbies and keeping your mind off chicks and whatnot, but the real situation is that we're MEN. if a girl is going to run around you flaunting her shit, you have an internal instinct to tap that ass. it happens. go for it, but dont get caught with your pants down. know your boundaries, and be civil about it. let her know (afterwards because you dont want to mess up your chances) that youre looking for nothing more and it was a "mistake".


tbh, i was just talking about getting over breakups.

in this situation, if Fpoonsie doesn't even know the bf, I don't see what the big deal is if the girl is trying to flirt with him. I would say he should go for it :lol

However, if the BF happened to be a longtime good friend then you tell the bitch to fuck off.

ChumpDumper
03-01-2011, 12:41 PM
let her know (afterwards because you dont want to mess up your chances) that youre looking for nothing more and it was a "mistake".I tend to look at it differently. I'd rather be upfront about my intentions to begin with, but I'm old and haven't been on the market for awhile.

Fpoonsie
03-01-2011, 12:47 PM
dont in any possible way whatsoever try and start anything with her more than fooling around. also, dont make it a long term deal either because that never works.

Yeah, my current best friend (she's a chick, CD. Not to worry) pretty much had the same advice. Don't make this more than what it is. She's "trash" and you're to treat her as such. She's aware that so often, with any casual "play" I have, I tend to feel the need to give them "thank you" gifts (lunch, presents, etc) for taking the time to play w/ my penis. It's embarrassing.

silverblk mystix
03-01-2011, 12:58 PM
I would ask the girl directly-why she is cheating on her boyfriend- and then I would make her feel like the pig that she is.

I would also ask her if she is ready to be used like the whore that she is-because that is all she would be anyway.

If she still wants to screw you...then whatever...

what usually happens is that in this situation...the guy will go ahead and bone the chick...then things will get complicated...

then the guy will begin to justify her behavior, start telling his friends...that "she's not really a bad person''..."she really was in a bad relationship''...etc...

then one day the guy convinces himself that he is in love with her and that he wants to keep her....

one day...this guy gets cheated on by this same little whore...

then the guy blows snot-bubbles all over town.."why, why did she cheat on me?...I treated her so good''...on & on

JoeChalupa
03-01-2011, 01:02 PM
viagra coupons you get from medicare. you should check it out. ask your doctor about it.

Meh, no wonder I'm not familiar with it.

mrsmaalox
03-01-2011, 01:02 PM
What exactly do you want Fpoon? A relationship or the noncommittal "porn scene"? It seems to me that you are barking up the wrong tree either way :lol

I think you are smart enough not to look to an involved person for something meaningful. And finding porn-like no strings attached sex should be easy enough if you are honest with yourself and the other party. Tons of willing slutty women out there who don't come attached to other guys.

Kinda looks like you are getting a thrill from living dangerously. Deep down the possibility of getting caught adds to the excitement, but is it worth the risk to yourself and all of the other parties that can potentially be affected.

Fpoonsie
03-01-2011, 01:08 PM
What exactly do you want Fpoon? A relationship or the noncommittal "porn scene"? It seems to me that you are barking up the wrong tree either way :lol

I think you are smart enough not to look to an involved person for something meaningful. And finding porn-like no strings attached sex should be easy enough if you are honest with yourself and the other party. Tons of willing slutty women out there who don't come attached to other guys.

Kinda looks like you are getting a thrill from living dangerously. Deep down the possibility of getting caught adds to the excitement, but is it worth the risk to yourself and all of the other parties that can potentially be affected.

I want...what I can get. However, I think/hope I'm level-headed enough to differentiate between what kinda person would fill each role. For instance, THIS chick that's coming over, I would never want a relationship with her. She simply said a few days ago that she's "a cheater" and "starting to get that itch" (granted, not the best choice of words when looking for some dick, but alas). I, on the other hand, am/was going through a record-setting dry spell. Lengthy enough, to where I think my hymen has fully grown back. I would like a relationship. I love being in a relationship. I just haven't had any luck w/ "that girl."

Axe Murderer
03-01-2011, 01:10 PM
Lengthy enough, to where I think my hymen has fully grown back.

:rollin:rollin:rollin:rollin

silverblk mystix
03-01-2011, 01:18 PM
I want...what I can get. However, I think/hope I'm level-headed enough to differentiate between what kinda person would fill each role. For instance, THIS chick that's coming over, I would never want a relationship with her. She simply said a few days ago that she's "a cheater" and "starting to get that itch" (granted, not the best choice of words when looking for some dick, but alas). I, on the other hand, am/was going through a record-setting dry spell. Lengthy enough, to where I think my hymen has fully grown back. I would like a relationship. I love being in a relationship. I just haven't had any luck w/ "that girl."

I have seen this a million times...

You are setting yourself up for a lot of heartache...

If anyone would take my bet...I would bet the house that you will become attached to this girl after she convinces you...

that...she NEVER does this...:lmao

she really feels DIFFERENT...with you...:lmao

she really loves YOU...and would NEVER cheat on you...:lmao

then you will follow her around like a little lost puppy-dog...

until....

she gets that "itch" again....

then you will wonder why this happened to you...

Fpoonsie
03-01-2011, 01:20 PM
If anyone would take my bet...I would bet the house that you will become attached to this girl after she convinces you...

that...she NEVER does this...:lmao

She's already insisted she's a "cheater", so I'm fully aware she ALWAYS does this. And I'm not arrogant enough to think that she'd change for me, even if I thought she WAS relationship material...have you missed my self-deprecating dick jokes?

silverblk mystix
03-01-2011, 01:31 PM
She's already insisted she's a "cheater", so I'm fully aware she ALWAYS does this. And I'm not arrogant enough to think that she'd change for me, even if I thought she WAS relationship material...have you missed my self-deprecating dick jokes?

Not at all...I just know the complications that arise when you start banging someone...

it never fails...

things start out as no-strings, sex-only, nothing serious,etc...

but if I know anything in this life...it's that women need drama...and know how to reel in guys that are unsure of what they are doing...or guys that still have a little bit of a conscience...

and boy-are they good at it....

also...

within 5 minutes...a woman will KNOW exactly--how much shit she can get away with - with a certain guy...she will instantly know if she can put you in the palm of her hand at any moment...

I hope you resist...since you claim to already know her game...and I hope I am wrong about you...

but I have cash on hand....$$$$

CuckingFunt
03-01-2011, 01:52 PM
So far, you're making the most sense. :lol

Funny how people always go with the advice that gets them laid.

The idea that the person in the relationship is the only one in the wrong is bullshit, by the way. You're not looking for ethical clarification by starting this thread, rather justification for what you are already apparently planning to do.

To that end, more power to you if you think you can live with it. I'm not one to judge, especially since I haven't been innocent all my life as far as these things go. I will say, however, that being the person on the side usually ends up taking a lot of work and I've discovered over the years that I'm far too lazy to go to that much trouble. Even really good pussy isn't worth the energy it takes to sneak around, coordinate alibis, or get laid according to someone else's boyfriend's schedule.

ALVAREZ6
03-01-2011, 01:53 PM
even more reason not to cheat. Most girls turn fucking nuts when they find out if you cheated, if this girl was nuts in her normal stage.......:lol



tbh, you just need to find hobbies that are more important than girls. when I was in high school, I was the exact same way. If a girl would ignore me, break up with me I would think about it for weeks sometimes months. then I discovered that playing basketball, running, lifting weights, etc just completely relieved all the stress. for me, just playing basketball has gotten me through a lot in life. not just relationships but every stressful situation

really good advice, I've especially used basketball, working out, etc. to relieve a lot of stress. When shit gets tough, you gotta go back to basics and just be a simple guy, enjoy the simple things in life while you still can.

silverblk mystix
03-01-2011, 02:01 PM
Funny how people always go with the advice that gets them laid.

The idea that the person in the relationship is the only one in the wrong is bullshit, by the way. You're not looking for ethical clarification by starting this thread, rather justification for what you are already apparently planning to do.

To that end, more power to you if you think you can live with it. I'm not one to judge, especially since I haven't been innocent all my life as far as these things go. I will say, however, that being the person on the side usually ends up taking a lot of work and I've discovered over the years that I'm far too lazy to go to that much trouble. Even really good pussy isn't worth the energy it takes to sneak around, coordinate alibis, or get laid according to someone else's boyfriend's schedule.

You nailed it.

The effort & energy that it takes is way too high a price for a little pleasure.

There are more important things to invest so much of yourself on.

Yes, she is the one cheating on her boyfriend-but you are also contributing.

tlongII
03-01-2011, 02:08 PM
If you ain't cheatin you ain't tryin! :tu

Axe Murderer
03-01-2011, 02:12 PM
really good advice, I've especially used basketball, working out, etc. to relieve a lot of stress. When shit gets tough, you gotta go back to basics and just be a simple guy, enjoy the simple things in life while you still can.

ya thats a good way of putting it :tu

tlongII
03-01-2011, 02:13 PM
But seriously...banging your best friend's girlfriend??? That's messed up dude. Even for me...

symple19
03-01-2011, 02:26 PM
Are you so inept at getting pussy that you have to resort to piledriving some skank with an enormous boyfriend?

C'mon dude. You seem like a smart guy. Hooking up with chicks you work with is the ultimate in laziness. Get your ass out there and find a chick who's worthy of your time, not to mention single. Workplace fling rarely end well, in my experience.

1. If the BF finds out, he can track you down easily
2. If you break it off with her, and it pisses her off, she can make your life hell at work...rumors, backstabbing, etc, which may even lead to your job being in jeopardy
3. Since you work with her, you have to see her all the fucking time. This is my personal #1 reason for having never dated women I work with.
4. Sneaking,alibi's,lying... all are pussylike traits. These are things you'll be doing

IMO, you're better off with your hand and some porn for now. Aren't you in school? I have no doubt there are a plethora of bitches closer to your peer group to be had. Get to some bars with your buddies, join an adult sports league, go to the gym. Don't settle for being "the other guy". In the end, it's just sad

Bukefal
03-01-2011, 02:28 PM
trolling aside, dude cheating is the lowest of the low. don't ever do it. I never understood why somebody would ask out a girl then just cheat on her. Girls will find out, and it won't be fun,
.

This.

Plus it only makes you feel fucked up about yourself and as said above, it takes too much energy, the lying and sooner or later the partner will find out.

I don't get the need to cheat either. If you want to have different girls every now and then, then don't start a relationship. Just be single and have a good time.

mrsmaalox
03-01-2011, 02:34 PM
Oh well, Fpoon hasn't posted in about an hour.....I think we all know what he's doing.....

MannyIsGod
03-01-2011, 02:55 PM
But seriously...banging your best friend's girlfriend??? That's messed up dude. Even for me...

What about your best friends sheep?

JudynTX
03-01-2011, 02:57 PM
Oh well, Fpoon hasn't posted in about an hour.....I think we all know what he's doing.....

:lmao

The Reckoning
03-01-2011, 03:01 PM
bunch of idealists in here.

The Reckoning
03-01-2011, 03:03 PM
youre all full of shit

CosmicCowboy
03-01-2011, 03:31 PM
From personal experience, if you are going to bang attached women don't do it at their 2 story condo if there is ANY chance the husband/husbands will come home unexpectedly.

ALVAREZ6
03-01-2011, 03:33 PM
From personal experience, if you are going to bang attached women don't do it at their 2 story condo if there is ANY chance the husband/husbands will come home unexpectedly.

crofl

silverblk mystix
03-01-2011, 04:14 PM
What about your best friends sheep?

Is THAT a nice thing to say?

Knew you wouldn't last...

Fpoonsie
03-01-2011, 04:15 PM
Funny how people always go with the advice that gets them laid.

:lol I was only being half-serious; thus, the :lol


The idea that the person in the relationship is the only one in the wrong is bullshit, by the way. You're not looking for ethical clarification by starting this thread, rather justification for what you are already apparently planning to do.

Yeah, I don't think I'm totally outta tha woods from a moralistic standpoint. I know I'm willingly a part of this deception, soooo...


To that end, more power to you if you think you can live with it. I'm not one to judge, especially since I haven't been innocent all my life as far as these things go. I will say, however, that being the person on the side usually ends up taking a lot of work and I've discovered over the years that I'm far too lazy to go to that much trouble. Even really good pussy isn't worth the energy it takes to sneak around, coordinate alibis, or get laid according to someone else's boyfriend's schedule.

I dunno. This, as well as some of the other posts, have made it sounds like more work than it's worth. But, again, this kinda dry spell can do a number on my "work ethic."

Fpoonsie
03-01-2011, 04:15 PM
Oh well, Fpoon hasn't posted in about an hour.....I think we all know what he's doing.....

[guilty grin] She just left actually. I had to get ready for, well, work, coincidentally.

The Gemini Method
03-01-2011, 04:16 PM
From personal experience, if you are going to bang attached women don't do it at their 2 story condo if there is ANY chance the husband/husbands will come home unexpectedly.

Words to live and die by...

Fpoonsie
03-01-2011, 04:17 PM
But seriously...banging your best friend's girlfriend??? That's messed up dude. Even for me...

I felt bad about it. Honestly. I had this romantic idealist notion that I was actually the right guy for her, and we were just "s'posed to be together."

That, and I was extremely horny, and had just had my first real "taste."

Slomo
03-01-2011, 04:17 PM
What about your best friends sheep?

WTF?

She wasn't seeing anybody at the time.

Fpoonsie
03-01-2011, 04:18 PM
You're being a cuckold enabler, a phenomenon that is growing in recent years. I've seem way too many friends get cheated on after years together and I had a chick try to mess around on me once as well. Just don't do it man, you're going to regret it whenever it happens to you. I've got friends who fuck married chicks on the regular and you dint want that to be you. I had to literally stop a friend from murdering a guy over similar circumstances and going back to jail. I think if more guys grew a sack and didn't let women get away with Their bullshit hen we wouldnt be headed for a more feministic society.

I'm kinda surprised that you took this stance on it. I never really expected you to be one w/ a "moral compass", so to speak.

DisgruntledLionFan#54,927
03-01-2011, 04:20 PM
I don't see a problem, other than throwing down behind your buddy's back.

Not cool.

IronMexican
03-01-2011, 04:22 PM
Poon, how old are you?

Fpoonsie
03-01-2011, 04:23 PM
Are you so inept at getting pussy that you have to resort to piledriving some skank with an enormous boyfriend?

Kinda.


C'mon dude. You seem like a smart guy. Hooking up with chicks you work with is the ultimate in laziness. Get your ass out there and find a chick who's worthy of your time, not to mention single. Workplace fling rarely end well, in my experience.

I'm really not good at pulling "random strange." I can't meet chicks at bars. It's prolly a confidence issue, I dunno. I'm good at making friends with chicks I meet randomly. Girls are beating down my door to "BFFL" me.


1. If the BF finds out, he can track you down easily
2. If you break it off with her, and it pisses her off, she can make your life hell at work...rumors, backstabbing, etc, which may even lead to your job being in jeopardy
3. Since you work with her, you have to see her all the fucking time. This is my personal #1 reason for having never dated women I work with.
4. Sneaking,alibi's,lying... all are pussylike traits. These are things you'll be doing

All valid points, similar to CF. I'm concerned about each one of those. Not enough to keep it in my pants, apparently, but still...

MannyIsGod
03-01-2011, 04:23 PM
Is THAT a nice thing to say?

Knew you wouldn't last...

You have not been around long enough to realize that is a joke and not an insult. Then again, you are partially right. I'm sure the sheep would have felt insulted.

Fpoonsie
03-01-2011, 04:24 PM
I don't see a problem, other than throwing down behind your buddy's back.

Not cool.

Yeah, that was bad. Haven't done it since, if that's any consolation.

Fpoonsie
03-01-2011, 04:24 PM
poon, how old are you?

26

IronMexican
03-01-2011, 04:24 PM
lol old

Fpoonsie
03-01-2011, 04:26 PM
lol old

:lol

Yeah, I hesitated to answer that, considering some quick, easy math would make the age I lost "it" pretty obvious.

Late bloomer, I guess.

DisgruntledLionFan#54,927
03-01-2011, 04:27 PM
Just own being that guy and be done with it. If you can live with it, then by all means.

Personally, that shit gnaws at me and even though I know I'm the one sans strings, I still stay away from that hot mess.

I prefer simplicity. It keeps the bat-shit crazy somewhat in check.

Sometimes.

MannyIsGod
03-01-2011, 04:27 PM
Fpoon just needs some game. Thats all.

Fpoonsie
03-01-2011, 04:28 PM
Fpoon just needs some game. Thats all.

No doubt. I've simply never had it.

MannyIsGod
03-01-2011, 04:29 PM
Just own being that guy and be done with it. If you can live with it, then by all means.

Personally, that shit gnaws at me and even though I know I'm the one sans strings, I still stay away from that hot mess.

I prefer simplicity. It keeps the bat-shit crazy somewhat in check.

Sometimes.

The women can't resist you when you walk in with your ruby cuff links on.

BTW I already know what your next post is going to be.

IronMexican
03-01-2011, 04:29 PM
:lol

Yeah, I hesitated to answer that, considering some quick, easy math would make the age I lost "it" pretty obvious.

Late bloomer, I guess.

19 really isn't that bad. My cousin is gonna turn 20, and I don't even think he's held a girls hand. But he plays WoW.

Fpoonsie
03-01-2011, 04:29 PM
Just own being that guy and be done with it. If you can live with it, then by all means.

I'm gonna try. I really don't wanna prolong this. I just needed to get my dick wet and I'm HOPING she doesn't need to "scratch her itch" for too long either. (I know...phrasing)

DisgruntledLionFan#54,927
03-01-2011, 04:30 PM
The women can't resist you when you walk in with your ruby cuff links on.



Especially in Ann Arbor.

How'd I do?

MannyIsGod
03-01-2011, 04:32 PM
You played the serve well good sir. Appropriate thread.

DisgruntledLionFan#54,927
03-01-2011, 04:34 PM
If it's any consolation, it wasn't traditional.

silverblk mystix
03-01-2011, 04:42 PM
You have not been around long enough to realize that is a joke and not an insult. Then again, you are partially right. I'm sure the sheep would have felt insulted.

Well, I lurked around here for years and I know that for you to be nice here won't ever work.

Just be yourself.

A prick.

Own it. Live it.

Let it out...you know you wanna...

MannyIsGod
03-01-2011, 04:43 PM
:lol

Its not going to be that easy.

silverblk mystix
03-01-2011, 04:50 PM
:lol

Its not going to be that easy.

Take a deep breath...

center yourself...

think of how much fun you have had over the years-completely shitting on unsuspecting noobs, mavs fans, political forum posters, etc....

think of the raunchiness that lives inside you....

take another deep breath...

just say FUCK IT!!!!

DO IT!!!

Frenzy
03-01-2011, 05:00 PM
http://www.thisisthedream.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/cheating-300x256.jpg

joey buttafuoco
03-01-2011, 05:37 PM
I frown on cheating. It could cause your woman to lose face.

symple19
03-01-2011, 05:49 PM
I just needed to get my dick wet

understood. I would advise against this becoming an ongoing thing/habit, though

All men know it's hard not to think with your other head. Take solace in the fact that your conscience is in the right place. Most who continue this kind of behavior don't have one, or it's selective

BTW, how was she?

ALVAREZ6
03-01-2011, 05:56 PM
whenever women cheat it makes them feel powerful and like they can get anything they want..whenever you cheat basically you're helping her disrespect her man and telling her that thing between her legs is almighty and more important than man law, and that you'll do anything just to get inside it. i'm telling you guys, cheating is running rampant and women are overall unhappy because most are confused and don't even know what they want. they need a real man and don't even know it, they have no clue why theyre actually unhappy in their relationship and it's all because of the decline of the western man. we've become soft. just say no poonsie

Wise words :toast

SourCandy
03-01-2011, 07:04 PM
whenever women cheat it makes them feel powerful and like they can get anything they want..whenever you cheat basically you're helping her disrespect her man and telling her that thing between her legs is almighty and more important than man law, and that you'll do anything just to get inside it. i'm telling you guys, cheating is running rampant and women are overall unhappy because most are confused and don't even know what they want. they need a real man and don't even know it, they have no clue why theyre actually unhappy in their relationship and it's all because of the decline of the western man. we've become soft. just say no poonsie

Wow that actually seems legit.

However not all men are created equal. If you men gathered together to put into work your "no cheating" rule so that the thing between a girls legs isn't so powerful half of you would not be able to follow it. For a lot of men getting "inside" is a lot harder for some then others (no pun).
The ones that could not lay with a girl would take any opportunity to be able to wet his love stick,even if it's the girl of a fellow comrade.



Oh and yes it applies to women too :rolleyes

Sisk
03-01-2011, 07:45 PM
you can talk about hobbies and keeping your mind off chicks and whatnot, but the real situation is that we're MEN. if a girl is going to run around you flaunting her shit, you have an internal instinct to tap that ass. .

QFT
:lmao

easjer
03-01-2011, 09:10 PM
At 26, you are too old for that shit, man.

Don't act in a way you don't want coming back on you, especially for an orgasm. And all of this 'men can't help it' shtick is nonsense. Plenty of men manage not to cheat on their significant others; I can't stand people who refuse to take responsibility for their own actions or control their baser instincts.

There are plenty of women who would be willing to hook up, plenty of people interested in friends with benefits, plenty of women up for no strings attached. Just look in the right places. Hint: that is never your workplace.

CuckingFunt
03-01-2011, 09:25 PM
There are plenty of women who would be willing to hook up, plenty of people interested in friends with benefits, plenty of women up for no strings attached. Just look in the right places. Hint: that is never your workplace.

But those girls don't have the time/energy to put up with guy drama, which is just as complex and annoying as the chick variety.

And, to be sure, a guy who's already at the stage of moistening certain appendages without being sure the girl isn't going to get attached (or being clear that's not what he wants) just screams guy drama.

baseline bum
03-01-2011, 09:55 PM
It's not really cheating if you cornhole her.

Venti Quattro
03-01-2011, 11:10 PM
Dude that's low. You swept the rug under your best friend. That's your best friend.

HarlemHeat37
03-01-2011, 11:51 PM
I've never cheated, never even though about it, tbh..it's pointless, it's the ultimate sign of disrespect..why date somebody if you're going to disrespect them in such a hurtful manner?..if you want some new vagina, break up with your girl..

As for fucking around with a girl that has a boyfriend, fair game..it's not your responsibility, you aren't the cheater..obviously, if it's a close friend, you have to say no(even though it's very difficult), or only do it if you're a 100% sure that nobody will find out(which is shaky)..

I've been cheated on, btw, but it didn't really bother me, in all honesty..

ALVAREZ6
03-02-2011, 12:01 AM
I've been cheated on, btw, but it didn't really bother me, in all honesty..

The girl must not have meant too much to you... If it's a serious relationship and you've been with her for a good amount of time, it can be some of the most stressful shit ever.

Blake
03-02-2011, 12:15 AM
whenever women cheat it makes them feel powerful and like they can get anything they want..whenever you cheat basically you're helping her disrespect her man and telling her that thing between her legs is almighty and more important than man law, and that you'll do anything just to get inside it. i'm telling you guys, cheating is running rampant and women are overall unhappy because most are confused and don't even know what they want. they need a real man and don't even know it, they have no clue why theyre actually unhappy in their relationship and it's all because of the decline of the western man. we've become soft. just say no poonsie

:lmao

ALVAREZ6
03-02-2011, 12:17 AM
we all knew CF would have her opinion on these things

these were things we knew

I don't see it as a bad thing

MannyIsGod
03-02-2011, 12:17 AM
http://www.longislandpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/popcorn.jpg

HarlemHeat37
03-02-2011, 12:18 AM
I was in High School, so it "young kid shit"..we dated for a little longer than a year and a half..it angered me at first, but it was at the point where the relationship was shaky, and it was evident that the end was near, tbh..I got over it quickly..I took responsibility, too, since I had stopped putting effort in it..

Also, she ended up dating the guy that she cheated on me with for 2 years, after our breakup..

I've been with my current girlfriend for about 4 years..if she cheated on me, I would obviously be devastated, and I would never speak to her again, tbh..

Viva Las Espuelas
03-02-2011, 12:40 AM
So, about 7 years ago, I lost my V-card to my best friend's girlfriend.
:lol that's all I needed to read. what a piece of shit you are. all the best :toast

Fpoonsie
03-02-2011, 12:48 AM
whenever women cheat it makes them feel powerful and like they can get anything they want..whenever you cheat basically you're helping her disrespect her man and telling her that thing between her legs is almighty and more important than man law, and that you'll do anything just to get inside it. i'm telling you guys, cheating is running rampant and women are overall unhappy because most are confused and don't even know what they want. they need a real man and don't even know it, they have no clue why theyre actually unhappy in their relationship and it's all because of the decline of the western man. we've become soft. just say no poonsie

Am I really breaking some kinda "guy code" if I don't even KNOW tha cat?

http://lh6.ggpht.com/_lLsdaCVk3Kk/SaoMrrMBeMI/AAAAAAAAyvI/MdehpHXtGDg/CraigKilborn03.jpg

Blake
03-02-2011, 12:49 AM
i've always had the attitude that if anyone fucked around with my girl and knew she was with me i'd beat their fucking ass or have their ass beat if for some reason i couldnt..

:lmao :lmao

Fpoonsie
03-02-2011, 12:53 AM
understood. I would advise against this becoming an ongoing thing/habit, though

All men know it's hard not to think with your other head. Take solace in the fact that your conscience is in the right place. Most who continue this kind of behavior don't have one, or it's selective

BTW, how was she?

Well, what good is having a conscience is it doesn't stop me from making potentially terrible decisions??? (Still, thanks for the vote of confidence :lol )

And...it was fun.

Fpoonsie
03-02-2011, 12:58 AM
"I'm pathetic I can't ever get laid so I had to fuck my best friend's girl :cry " isn't an excuse.

I wasn't doing this "unspeakably shitty" thing simply to be a dick. I thought I loved her. They met at a youth church camp (lol) and I met her through him (he gave me the phone as he was talking to her one night and things just kinda went from there). She lived in Ft. Worth while my friend and I lived in College Station, so she and I kept in touch over the phone or AIM. We were supposed to just be friends and then it simply progressed. It was my first experience with shit like that and I didn't handle myself or the situation particularly well.

In the end, I don't really have an excuse, but I thought there was something there. I was wrong. [shrug]

Fpoonsie
03-02-2011, 12:59 AM
There are plenty of women who would be willing to hook up, plenty of people interested in friends with benefits, plenty of women up for no strings attached. Just look in the right places. Hint: that is never your workplace.

Do have another hint?

Blake
03-02-2011, 01:00 AM
yeah it's a shitty thing to do in general..say some day you're married or in a serious relationship, do you want that shit to happen to you? you don't want to become the next Blake do you?



or you might be banging the girlfriend of a fiercely soft and fat accounting major that has just said "no" to his girlfriend's pussy.

Fpoonsie
03-02-2011, 01:03 AM
Dude that's low. You swept the rug under your best friend. That's your best friend.


:lol that's all I needed to read. what a piece of shit you are. all the best :toast

:lol

Yeah, well. We're not that close anymore. Not sure if he ever found out, but I know he had suspicions.

He found someone else (after the death of his fiance). A cute little Latina, so I've gone back to not feeling THAT bad.

Viva Las Espuelas
03-02-2011, 01:09 AM
I wasn't doing this "unspeakably shitty" thing simply to be a dick.
he was your "best friend", jackass.

ALVAREZ6
03-02-2011, 01:11 AM
I was in High School, so it "young kid shit"..we dated for a little longer than a year and a half..it angered me at first, but it was at the point where the relationship was shaky, and it was evident that the end was near, tbh..I got over it quickly..I took responsibility, too, since I had stopped putting effort in it..

Also, she ended up dating the guy that she cheated on me with for 2 years, after our breakup..

I've been with my current girlfriend for about 4 years..if she cheated on me, I would obviously be devastated, and I would never speak to her again, tbh..

Well clearly this is why it didn't affect you too much.

Weird how that relationship lasted 2 years even though she cheated on you, in HS...but then again, not really, HS kids are dumb.

In my case, I was cheated on twice by the same girl, even though we had an awesome relationship..but it's not worth discussing ALL of the details. She actually hid this fact from me for about 3 months, until she finally came clean and blew my mind because it made no sense. She regretted it pretty hard, ended up dating another guy for a while further down the road, until she started talking to me again and did not like where her relationship was going with that dude. Ended up tapping it while she was still officially dating the guy, but she knew that relationship wasn't going far. And now, whenever we're in the same area/home, it's pretty much guaranteed poon. I cannot complain.

Blake
03-02-2011, 01:25 AM
:lol obsessed with me

:lol:lol you mistaking mocking for obsessing

HarlemHeat37
03-02-2011, 01:27 AM
Well clearly this is why it didn't affect you too much.

Weird how that relationship lasted 2 years even though she cheated on you, in HS...but then again, not really, HS kids are dumb.

She cheated on me towards the end of the relationship, the last few weeks..we were fine for the most part before then..I found out about it a few days after we broke up, although I had suspicions..


In my case, I was cheated on twice by the same girl, even though we had an awesome relationship..but it's not worth discussing ALL of the details. She actually hid this fact from me for about 3 months, until she finally came clean and blew my mind because it made no sense. She regretted it pretty hard, ended up dating another guy for a while further down the road, until she started talking to me again and did not like where her relationship was going with that dude. Ended up tapping it while she was still officially dating the guy, but she knew that relationship wasn't going far. And now, whenever we're in the same area/home, it's pretty much guaranteed poon. I cannot complain.

Ya, I've seen this scenario play out many times, always good:lol..I fucked the girl who cheated on me, while she was dating her next bf(the guy she cheated on me with), twice, during their relationship..once a cheater, always..

ALVAREZ6
03-02-2011, 01:35 AM
She cheated on me towards the end of the relationship, the last few weeks..we were fine for the most part before then..I found out about it a few days after we broke up, although I had suspicions..



Ya, I've seen this scenario play out many times, always good:lol..I fucked the girl who cheated on me, while she was dating her next bf(the guy she cheated on me with), twice, during their relationship..once a cheater, always..

Haha, nice to hear.

With the once the cheater line...I would agree for most people, but for this particular girl I dated, I honestly don't believe so. She's extremely mature now and has been through a lot of shit in her life...and she was even really mature back when we dated. Hardcore Christian throughout childhood, her parents were (they are no longer b/cus divorce early in girl's childhood) evangelicals basically. Her parents split because her dad (even though a former pastor) had affair(s), and that has always hurt her..not just growing up through that, but the reasons they split. Also, the same year she cheated on me, one of her best friends was cheated on by her bf and my ex didn't hesitate to throw harsh words and let the dude know what she thought. So, in summary, really fucking strange because from past experience has always been against cheating. However, both time were when things were mildly shaky, she grew insecure of how much longer I wanted a part of the relationship, and she was trashed during both times. Hence the 3-month secrecy.

Oh well. I'm having fun now. Cannot be too regretful, because if I ever am cheated on again, I'm much better prepared on dealing with it afterwards.

ALVAREZ6
03-02-2011, 01:38 AM
:lol the fact stands that you got cuckolded and i didn't, and never will because i'm too slick for that. say what you will about me and my girl but she's at home with her family like a good girl :P

Bro, you shouldn't be saying shit like this; I could have thought the same about my situation. Besides...bitches do NOT cheat on me I SAAAIIIIIIDDD. (wherever the fuck that expression came from)

you're almost asking for karma to bite you in the ass. I could have ALWAYS said the same about the ex I described...the die-hard christian who's father cheated on her mother when she was really young.

Shit happens

Blake
03-02-2011, 01:38 AM
:lol the fact stands that you got cuckolded and i didn't, and never will because i'm too slick for that. say what you will about me and my girl but she's at home with her family like a good girl :P

:lol:lol No I didnt, but the fact stands that you condone violent retaliation for cheaters.

...even if we all know you are probably just a fat accounting major with no real balls to back up any e-threats you make.

Fpoonsie
03-02-2011, 01:56 AM
he was your "best friend", jackass.

Aaaaand unclench.

Jesus.

Fpoonsie
03-02-2011, 02:05 AM
poonsie your alright and all but that really wasn't a cool move

I admitted it was a shitty thing to do. I said I had no excuse. It was my first experience with anything RESEMBLING a relationship, and I made several bad decisions...7 YEARS ago.

I'm half-convinced Viva caught his best man fucking his bride-to-be or something like that.

Fpoonsie
03-02-2011, 02:08 AM
And as far as the situation w/ my friend went, he had started talking to her maybe a week before I did. He had mentioned his interest in her, and I had none. We simply kept talking as friends (she and I), and things began to develop. The two of them made it "long-distance official", and everything just kinda spiraled outta control from there...

Fpoonsie
03-02-2011, 02:09 AM
Btw, I've seen Fin in this thread multiple times now today, and he's been suspiciously quiet the entire time.

I know you've gone through some shit as of late, Fin. Please don't think me a COMPLETE piece a' shit 'cause of this thread. :depressed

Kyle Orton
03-02-2011, 02:45 AM
cheating fag!

IronMexican
03-02-2011, 02:46 AM
I am no longer a fan of Poon.

Kyle Orton
03-02-2011, 02:49 AM
I am no longer a fan of Poon.

What if it's prepubescent?

The 4cc Dictionary
03-02-2011, 02:59 AM
he really smacked det one outta da oleee ball park, oh boy!

ha! looks like IM's gotta talk to da ollllllllllllll ball coach efter det one!

Venti Quattro
03-02-2011, 05:15 AM
:lol

Yeah, well. We're not that close anymore. Not sure if he ever found out, but I know he had suspicions.

He found someone else (after the death of his fiance). A cute little Latina, so I've gone back to not feeling THAT bad.

I hope you learned from it. If you're going to burn your best friends, damn who's going to want to be friends with you?

ploto
03-02-2011, 06:17 AM
I actually understand your first instance more than the current one. I know she was your friend's girl, but at least you appear to have thought there was "something" there. In the latter case, if all you want is meaningless sex, find someone unattached.

DisgruntledLionFan#54,927
03-02-2011, 06:42 AM
This is what I'm reading:

I'm not an asshole. I just happen to do things that assholes do. Repeatedly.

Viva Las Espuelas
03-02-2011, 08:39 AM
I'm half-convinced Viva caught his best man fucking his bride-to-be or something like that.
Nah. I just know a dick move when I see/read it.

Viva Las Espuelas
03-02-2011, 08:46 AM
This is what I'm reading:

I'm not an asshole. I just happen to do things that assholes do. Repeatedly.

You left out :depressed

easjer
03-02-2011, 10:17 AM
This is what I'm reading:

I'm not an asshole. I just happen to do things that assholes do. Repeatedly.

Yeah, that seems to sum it up.

It seems straight-forward to me. Own your motherfucker tendencies.

If you have a conscience and it's telling you not to hook up with women in a relationship your choices are clear. Follow it or don't.

"It's been a really long time since I had a good fuck" is still an excuse you are making, not a valid argument - or your conscience wouldn't be prickling you.

The behind the back of your best friend - meh. You're right about that. Dick move seven years ago. In the past. But maybe you could learn from your mistakes. . .

Blake
03-02-2011, 10:19 AM
:lol you still didn't have to come into this thread, quote me, and comment. this was before i said anything violent. it was in response to a post that 2 ppl gave props..nothing to scoff at all

obsessed much?

Me laughing at your stupid posts regarding the "decline of the western man" hardly consitutes obsession. You also didn't start the thread.

Of course, if you want to play by your own rules of obsession, you are clearly hung up on CuckingFunt for whatever reason.

:lol dumbfucks like you trying to pass themselves off as smart is entertaining as all hell. Please tell us more about the behavior of men and women of the 21st century.

Blake
03-02-2011, 11:36 AM
:lol yes blake I'm the dumbass, I never would have made fun of your getting cuckolded if I knew you were really going to crack down on me like this :cry he called me dumb :cry mommy make it stop :cry

your posts regarding the behaviors of men and women are ignorant and your belief that a guy should go beat down the "other guy" is inarguably stupid.

:lol:lol yes Tyson_Chandler, you are the dumbass.

Viva Las Espuelas
03-02-2011, 11:47 AM
Hey, Findog. How are you holding up?

CosmicCowboy
03-02-2011, 11:55 AM
:lmao at accountant wannabe internet tough guys.

CosmicCowboy
03-02-2011, 12:02 PM
Sup John Wayne. How are things at the ranch?

Actually quite nice, but could definitely use some rain. Killed my first rattlesnake of the spring yesterday.

CosmicCowboy
03-02-2011, 12:06 PM
Did you pin it against the wall by the throat with your bare hands?

Nope, shot it with the pocket pistol, cut the rattle off and left it for the pigs to eat.

Blake
03-02-2011, 12:14 PM
And where I come from you're a pussy..if you read carefully, id only condone violence if the guy KNEW that you were wih her.

I did read carefully.

You condoning violence at all is stupid. I'm not sure I can dumb that sentence down any more for you.


As far and men and womens behavior goes, That's your opinion and I have mine, and many People agree with my opinions on the subject. Why are you always quoting me again? You aren't fooling anyone tbh, you're butthurt and "I'm lovin it" crofl

:lmao:lmao I couldn't care less what some anonymous idiot on a messageboard thinks about me.

I'm quoting you like I would quote anyone else. Check my posting history......it's true, I actually have quoted other people in the past.

You're 23 or 24 right?

:lol at a 23 year old that thinks he has most women's motives and behaviors pegged.

:lmao:lmao:lmao

The Gemini Method
03-02-2011, 12:24 PM
:lol at a 23 year old that thinks he has most women's motives and behaviors pegged.



That can pretty much be tagged onto any age...tbh fwiw...imho

Blake
03-02-2011, 01:36 PM
That can pretty much be tagged onto any age...tbh fwiw...imho

absolutely.

but I would give more credence to someone with more years under their belt.

Blake
03-02-2011, 01:43 PM
lmaoooo you type that and you claim to not be butthurt? :lmao

like i said you're entitled to your opinions, just remember that faggy opinions + certainty = douchebag status, that's the universal douchebag equation

great, so we all universally agree you are a douchebag.

what exactly have you said that you think I'm butthurt over? I wouldn't last long if I got butthurt over cuckold and pussy type smack.


just helping out a less than mathematical scro who couldn't even get my age right,

What math? I was going on what I recall from some old Bud Ice thread you started a while back.


i've actually got women figured out by age 22

so again, by your formula, you are a douchebag.

k, you're also an idiot.

The Reckoning
03-02-2011, 01:44 PM
these are the things we know.

The Reckoning
03-02-2011, 01:47 PM
these are more of the things we know.

Blake
03-02-2011, 01:51 PM
Sorry Blake, you're the one who shit the bed, and now you gotta sleep in it. Don't be mad at me :lol

sorry, I'm not mad or obsessed with you no matter how much you wish I was.

Greg Oden
03-02-2011, 01:57 PM
I would say this is reversible, but due to mcdonalds breakfast ending at 10:30 blake's shitty day is permanently gonna suck until tomorrow morning. even then though when he's biting through a greasy hashbrown it dawns upon him that his wife is being plowed by a large man of color.

Greg Oden
03-02-2011, 01:59 PM
Actually quite nice, but could definitely use some rain. Killed my first rattlesnake of the spring yesterday.

do you plan on making any hag from the menopausal militia a nice snake skin bag tbh?

Blake
03-02-2011, 02:00 PM
Or someone with more under their belt period who can actually keep a woman

lmfao!

lmfao I havent given my opinions on women in general

lmfao at a 22 y.o. gangsta accounting major that thinks he's got women and society down

:lmao

Greg Oden
03-02-2011, 02:01 PM
Hey, Findog. How are you holding up?

like you actually give a shit, you racist scum. go have a lynching session with CosmicCocksucker.

Greg Oden
03-02-2011, 02:01 PM
these are the things we know.

we know these things.

Blake
03-02-2011, 02:02 PM
Your track record clearly states otherwise :lol

neh.

I think you are lying because you are still pissed off over getting your scrote torn after getting exposed as a gangsta fraud.

Greg Oden
03-02-2011, 02:04 PM
blake i have a transcript of whottt's life log out button method if you want a copy.

The Reckoning
03-02-2011, 02:05 PM
blake i have a transcript of whottt's life log out button method if you want a copy.



:nope

Greg Oden
03-02-2011, 02:07 PM
:nope

:violin

Blake
03-02-2011, 02:08 PM
I would say this is reversible, but due to mcdonalds breakfast ending at 10:30 blake's shitty day is permanently gonna suck until tomorrow morning. even then though when he's biting through a greasy hashbrown it dawns upon him that his wife is being plowed by a large man of color.

ex-wife, tbh.

It's hard to find the holy combo of 11am breakfast and $1 sausage biscuit/hash browns, but there's a McD's out there somewhere like that that exists.

Fpoonsie
03-02-2011, 02:13 PM
I hope you learned from it. If you're going to burn your best friends, damn who's going to want to be friends with you?

Well, again, I haven't done anything like this to my friends since I did it to my one friend the very first time. I don't know this new dude, aside from being introduced once or twice.


I actually understand your first instance more than the current one. I know she was your friend's girl, but at least you appear to have thought there was "something" there. In the latter case, if all you want is meaningless sex, find someone unattached.

Easier said than done, at least in my case. I fucking SUCK at meeting people, especially people that might consider letting me slip it in.


This is what I'm reading:

I'm not an asshole. I just happen to do things that assholes do. Repeatedly.

Twice now...ok, maybe 3 times if you count the overlap of the clinger and my then gf.

In all honesty, I'm either in a lengthy-ish year + relationship, or I'm in a dry spell. Casual sex is a very new thing for me. I prefer relationships. I'm better at them (sorta).

Fpoonsie
03-02-2011, 02:14 PM
You left out :depressed

Meh. That was 'cause constantly seeing Findog lurk this thread made me feel even worse. I'm not trying to get sympathy for something like this.

Blake
03-02-2011, 02:17 PM
Difference being::

Mine's a shtick, yours is real life :lmao


difference being:

you are a liar and a fraud.


I can log out of spurstalk anytime i want, the logout button for life is a bit more complicated though. Ah, the viability of suicide..

:lol

I'm honestly happy as fuck. I've got the house to myself and can play PS3 til 3 in the morning without nagging.

It'll definitely be a while before I get married again.

Fpoonsie
03-02-2011, 02:19 PM
Yeah, that seems to sum it up.

It seems straight-forward to me. Own your motherfucker tendencies.

If you have a conscience and it's telling you not to hook up with women in a relationship your choices are clear. Follow it or don't.

"It's been a really long time since I had a good fuck" is still an excuse you are making, not a valid argument - or your conscience wouldn't be prickling you.

The behind the back of your best friend - meh. You're right about that. Dick move seven years ago. In the past. But maybe you could learn from your mistakes. . .

I guess I merely thought this kinda thing was more common and, while not necessarily "accepted", maybe "tolerated." I didn't exactly expect THIS kinda backlash on ST. HOWEVER, I wonder what the ratio of married posters and single posters is with regards to the responses and if either classification has that much more bearing on their feelings.

I could understand that, I suppose. I DO think (my conscience aside) that cheating on your HUSBAND/WIFE as opposed to cheating on your BF/GF are too very different things.

Winehole23
03-02-2011, 02:33 PM
This is what I'm reading:

I'm not an asshole. I just happen to do things that assholes do. Repeatedly.There's an element of self-soothing but also one of solicitation:


Please validate my bs.

Winehole23
03-02-2011, 02:36 PM
Also, one of exposure...

http://blog.silive.com/entertainment_impact_recreation/2008/01/large_DODGEBALL%20GROWS%20UP.jpg


The OP resembles the classic possum in all but result. Fpoonsie laid down and played dead. For some mysterious reason the thread seems to have turned into a guy-on-guy cuddle puddle instead of a troll fest.

And that's ok. This wino is pro-conversation. :toast

Fpoonsie
03-02-2011, 02:38 PM
There's an element of self-soothing but also one of solicitation:

I suppose this thread may reek at times of a yearn for "validation", but it wasn't initial intention. This is simply my first experience with something like this, in such a casual sense. I was curious if other people had some experience, and wanted to know other poster's thoughts/advice on the matter.

I've gotten it. I'm not trying to pardon my behavior too much, though, I may come off as doing that unconsciously.

Fpoonsie
03-02-2011, 02:43 PM
The OP resembles the classic possum in all but result. Fpoonsie laid down and played dead. For some mysterious reason the thread seems to have turned into a guy-on-guy cuddle puddle instead of a troll fest.

And that's ok. This wino is pro-conversation. :toast

This analogy is lost on me, as are the majority of your posts. Couldjoo dumb it down a bit? How exactly did I "lie down and play dead"?

CosmicCowboy
03-02-2011, 02:44 PM
This thread reeks, but not of validation...Having Tyson_Chandler, Blake, and Fpoonsie discussing women is like having the three kids that didn't get chosen in the pickup basketball game sitting on the bench and arguing about who is the best athlete...

Fpoonsie
03-02-2011, 02:46 PM
This thread reeks, but not of validation...Having Tyson_Chandler, Blake, and Fpoonsie discussing women is like having the three kids that didn't get chosen in the pickup basketball game sitting on the bench and arguing about who is the best athlete...

I never claimed to know a THING about women.

And TC/Blake are having a side-discussion with which I'm not involved.

Blake
03-02-2011, 02:52 PM
This thread reeks, but not of validation...Having Tyson_Chandler, Blake, and Fpoonsie discussing women is like having the three kids that didn't get chosen in the pickup basketball game sitting on the bench and arguing about who is the best athlete...

I always wondered what kids like you discussed while sitting on the bench.

Winehole23
03-02-2011, 02:54 PM
Couldjoo dumb it down a bit? How exactly did I "lie down and play dead"?Perhaps that was a bit loosely put.

The possum game essentially consists of exposing the (alleged) details of one's personal life to a brutal and uncaring message board, then appealing to its sensitivity and basic humanity.

Fpoonsie
03-02-2011, 02:57 PM
Perhaps that was a bit loosely put.

The possum game essentially consists of exposing the (alleged) details of one's personal life to a brutal and uncaring message board, then appealing to its sensitivity and basic humanity.

OOOoooooh. Hmm. Yeah, I guess maybe to an extent.

I think, moreso, I just severely underestimated ST's...sense of morality?

leemajors
03-02-2011, 02:59 PM
I could understand that, I suppose. I DO think (my conscience aside) that cheating on your HUSBAND/WIFE as opposed to cheating on your BF/GF are too very different things.

Try selling that to your next gf.

Winehole23
03-02-2011, 03:01 PM
@Fpoonsie:

Not sure what you mean. I see plenty of crabby moralizers.

Blake
03-02-2011, 03:02 PM
I was curious if other people had some experience, and wanted to know other poster's thoughts/advice on the matter.


meh, you know right and wrong.

Seems to me you are just confessing your sins here.

Whatever helps to ease the guilt.

Fpoonsie
03-02-2011, 03:03 PM
Try selling that to your next gf.

:lol Point taken.

I still maintain that I'm good in a relationship. Outside of the initial overlap, I was feverishly faithful. And since then, I haven't participated in anything even loosely resembling "extracurriculars."

I'll grant you, though, that this thread wasn't my best ST personal ad.

Fpoonsie
03-02-2011, 03:05 PM
@Fpoonsie:

Not sure what you mean. I see plenty of pissed off moralizers.

I guess that was precisely my point. I didn't expect such an uproar with regards to my exploits. I expected more The Reck, and less Viva...but obviously, my assumptions fell flat pretty quickly.

Winehole23
03-02-2011, 03:08 PM
I thought you got off easy. Confessional threads can get really ugly here.

z0sa
03-02-2011, 03:11 PM
Yeah, when one person is in a relationship and their fuck on the side isn't, there's only one cheater present. If you don't like your relationship, or just wanna fuck whoever you want, stop playing stupid and get out of it.

The buddy-boyfriend situation increases the complexity dramatically, but if you tell him she's coming on to you and that you didn't fuck her for his sake (the truth, in most cases), he still hates you and may even think you're a liar. Might as well get laid. Think you did the right thing tbh

Fpoonsie
03-02-2011, 03:22 PM
I thought you got off easy. Confessional threads can get really ugly here.

:lol Don't get me wrong. That wasn't my masochistic attempt to get reamed for what I think "I deserve." Just (cautiously) pointing out my surprise.

Fpoonsie
03-02-2011, 03:32 PM
Yeah, when one person is in a relationship and their fuck on the side isn't, there's only one cheater present. If you don't like your relationship, or just wanna fuck whoever you want, stop playing stupid and get out of it.

The buddy-boyfriend situation increases the complexity dramatically, but if you tell him she's coming on to you and that you didn't fuck her for his sake (the truth, in most cases), he still hates you and may even think you're a liar. Might as well get laid. Think you did the right thing tbh

Ha! Well, right or wrong, he's married now and the guilt (at least as far as THAT situation is concerned) has more or less subsided.

Winehole23
03-02-2011, 03:34 PM
Volunteering intimate details of one's personal life to a message board is of course optional, but do reflect that the teasing can last for years.

Winehole23
03-02-2011, 03:37 PM
Can I get a HELL YEAH, Blake?

Winehole23
03-02-2011, 03:40 PM
Wc?

Winehole23
03-02-2011, 03:41 PM
(cafftats?

Fpoonsie
03-02-2011, 03:50 PM
(cafftats?

:rollin

Didn't know 'bout that one yet?

Phillip
03-02-2011, 03:55 PM
lol kalft@ts

Winehole23
03-02-2011, 03:59 PM
Ha! Well, right or wrong, he's married now and the guilt (at least as far as THAT situation is concerned) has more or less subsided.I wasn't aware it was a contest. :lol

Winehole23
03-02-2011, 04:03 PM
:rollin

Didn't know 'bout that one yet?The notoriety reached my wine cave somehow.

Fpoonsie
03-02-2011, 04:06 PM
I wasn't aware it was a contest. :lol

Coincidentally, it always kinda was with him.

In the end, looks like he won.

Winehole23
03-02-2011, 04:22 PM
This thread reeks, but not of validation...Having Tyson_Chandler, Blake, and Fpoonsie discussing women is like having the three kids that didn't get chosen in the pickup basketball game sitting on the bench and arguing about who is the best athlete...The prevalence of locker room backchat creeps me out in this thread and every single one like it.

Fpoonsie
03-02-2011, 04:25 PM
The notoriety reached my wine cave somehow.

:lol

I was merely referring to its recent Sean Elliott (with one "t") type qualities...

Stringer_Bell
03-02-2011, 04:34 PM
What about emotional cheating? Like, for example, not saying this happened to me, cuz even if it did I wouldn't admit it, but...

You had a friend that wasn't real close, but friendly nonetheless, and you and his on/off girlfriend form a real deep non-sexual bond, then she breaks up with him after a year of knowing you, then you two start fucking around and take it to the next level...is that cheating too? Am I a homewrecker?

Winehole23
03-02-2011, 04:34 PM
I was merely referring to its recent Sean Elliott (with one "t") type qualities...totally surprised me. i lold.

The Reckoning
03-02-2011, 05:18 PM
i think the majority of men here, after mulling it over, conceded to my original opinion.

:wakeup tap it, dont fap it.

activate those neurological responses that took millions of years to develop. that's what theyre there for.

however, if its one of your friend's girl, reciprocal altruism is your best bet. other words, stay true to your friend and he'll be your scrah for life. he'll have your back in the moral economy.

TE
03-02-2011, 05:32 PM
TBH, it's pretty messed up what you did.
I wouldn't do it man.

He was your best friend.


But it's sex, and that more times than not kills best friend relationships.

It happened to me but idgaf.

The Gemini Method
03-02-2011, 05:33 PM
What about emotional cheating? Like, for example, not saying this happened to me, cuz even if it did I wouldn't admit it, but...

You had a friend that wasn't real close, but friendly nonetheless, and you and his on/off girlfriend form a real deep non-sexual bond, then she breaks up with him after a year of knowing you, then you two start fucking around and take it to the next level...is that cheating too? Am I a homewrecker?

It seems, and I'm going on the limited information you provided, that you planted the seed of change and then planted yourself into the ex of your friend. That could be construed as cheating because being in a relationship and longing for someone else is on a level, not so much as actually stepping out, but still on a level of some dishonesty. Why not just say hey...if you want the Stringer Bell you've got to dip on the guy.

JoeyGreco
03-02-2011, 05:37 PM
Cheaters is my business.

DisgruntledLionFan#54,927
03-02-2011, 06:08 PM
I've gotten it. I'm not trying to pardon my behavior too much, though, I may come off as doing that unconsciously.

That would be mighty impressive.

Fpoonsie
03-03-2011, 11:22 AM
That would be mighty impressive.

Yeah, well, that made sense in my head...unconsciously.

Fpoonsie
03-03-2011, 11:23 AM
TBH, it's pretty messed up what you did.
I wouldn't do it man.

He was your best friend.


But it's sex, and that more times than not kills best friend relationships.

It happened to me but idgaf.

I'm not STILL doing it, trig. I know it was messed up. I was simply using it as a point of comparison for what I'm currently involved in. To maybe soften the blow...[shrug]

Dirk Nowitzki
03-03-2011, 01:54 PM
Fpoonsie
...


Cheating is never right (especially when it involves your best friend) but you already knew that. You did what you did and that's that. Just be careful in the long run. Only YOU can change your ways and that is easier said then done. You play with fire long enough, you'll get burned.


I have never cheated, but I have been cheated on. My ex-fiance even added insult to injury by sending me an invitation to her wedding with the guy she cheated on me with.


Hooking up with your co-worker could get messy as well if emotions are involved.

You at least are admitting what you did and that it was/is wrong.

Trainwreck2100
03-03-2011, 02:09 PM
Fpoonsie
...


Cheating is never right (especially when it involves your best friend) but you already knew that. You did what you did and that's that. Just be careful in the long run. Only YOU can change your ways and that is easier said then done. You play with fire long enough, you'll get burned.


I have never cheated, but I have been cheated on. My ex-fiance even added insult to injury by sending me an invitation to her wedding with the guy she cheated on me with.


Hooking up with your co-worker could get messy as well if emotions are involved.

You at least are admitting what you did and that it was/is wrong.

were you the guy that she dumped your ass and used the same place and day for the wedding. Cause if you are it's not too late to sue for your half of the deposit

Spurtacular
07-20-2019, 08:16 PM
:lol:lol you mistaking mocking for obsessing

:lmao 'Self awareness 7' :lmao

InRareForm
07-22-2019, 01:01 AM
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