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Donnie Nelson
03-01-2011, 12:43 PM
Mavs fans, the time has come to add the final piece to the puzzle. And as the title of this thread says, it won't be Corey Brewer or Sasha Pavlovic.

Let me ask you something? Would you rather have a youthful, defensive minded wingman with athletic ability and 3 point shooting ability? Or.....would you rather have an experienced veteran who may not be able to run, jump, shoot, or play defense, but can bring a veteran presence onto the court?

It was a rhetorical question, everybody would want the crafty veteran. And that's what we're planning on bringing to the Dallas Mavericks.

It's true, we did have interest in Brewer or Pavlovic as a last ditch desperation move. But then, after weeks of drunk dials and begging him, we finally convinced Jerry Stackhouse to return to the NBA. Miami's loss is our gain.

With his veteran leadership back on the court, we can expect a return to the NBA Finals, this time winning the whole thing! Even as he misses shot after shot, turns the ball over, and let's his man blow by him for nonstop layups, his crafter veteran presence will bolster the team to overcome those setbacks!

I swear, I don't know how I do it time after time. It's like I can't help myself. I'm just a fucking genius of an NBA executive. And I just bought a year's supply of Extenze. Best NBA season ever!

Cry Havoc
03-01-2011, 12:45 PM
But then, after weeks of drunk dials and begging him, we finally convinced Jerry Stackhouse to return to the NBA. Miami's loss is our gain.

http://www.basketballwallpapers.tk/images/wallpapers/Michael-Finley.jpg

Would have been a better move, TBH

ElNono
03-01-2011, 01:36 PM
lol I missed this thread... :lmao

ElNono
03-01-2011, 01:37 PM
Will Stack take over Roddy's minutes? :lol

Greg Oden
03-01-2011, 01:38 PM
cool thread, ponky.

clambake
03-01-2011, 01:38 PM
sign roy tarpley and make him train with charlie sheen for a week.

Axe Murderer
03-01-2011, 01:51 PM
:tu

ElNono
03-01-2011, 01:54 PM
:cry

Another great Findog troll, tbh... :tu

Greg Oden
03-01-2011, 01:55 PM
I get upset when I can't find out who has what troll.

Axe Murderer
03-01-2011, 01:58 PM
crofl it's pretty obvious whose troll this is

ElNono
03-01-2011, 02:12 PM
crofl finding out whose troll is who is really important

Greg Oden
03-01-2011, 02:23 PM
Finding out whose troll is who is important to me.

ElNono
03-01-2011, 02:32 PM
I'm just another unoriginal mavfan troll

Greg Oden
03-01-2011, 02:35 PM
I am an original screen name and have been here longer than you, unoriginal spur troll.

MultiFabbs
03-01-2011, 02:37 PM
http://0.tqn.com/d/animatedtv/1/0/l/A/ralphnose.jpgGuessing trolls is my specialty!

ElNono
03-01-2011, 02:38 PM
I am an original screen name and have been here longer than you, unoriginal spur troll. :cry :cry :cry

U mad?, lol

Another mavfan hiding behind some troll? yeah, that's fucking original :cry

Greg Oden
03-01-2011, 02:39 PM
:lol unoriginal spurfan troll talking about originality.

Spurstalk has never seen a take on Manu being awesome before, tbh.

ElNono
03-01-2011, 02:41 PM
:lol unoriginal spurfan troll talking about originality.

Spurstalk has never seen a take on Manu being awesome before, tbh.

BUMP with the goods, tbh :tu