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tmtcsc
03-03-2011, 01:16 AM
Why ? Rhymes with WINNING !! The dude's a Warlock, fire breathing, Vatican Assassin killer. He could take some minutes at the point guard position. Hurt leg ? He can cure it with his brain. BOOM ! It's cured.

Sit back and enjoy the ride. Wait, isn't he on drugs ? Yep, a drug called Charlie Sheen. WINNING !
ChumpDumper
03-03-2011, 01:17 AM
I guess it had to happen, but it still sucks.
tmtcsc
03-03-2011, 01:18 AM
Why ? Cuz he's an F-18 dropping bombs !
ChumpDumper
03-03-2011, 01:20 AM
That's precisely why.
Obstructed_View
03-03-2011, 01:20 AM
This would be really funny, except that it's 36 hours late. The fake Charlie Sheen buyout tweets are in the Corey Brewer thread.
EricB
03-03-2011, 02:28 AM
He's a few hours from jumping the shark. Slow down on the sheen stuff...
emmo
03-03-2011, 02:38 AM
no. more.

Rumor has it if you say "Charlie Sheen" three times into the bathroom mirror with the lights turned off gold coins shoot out of your faucet.
Typhoon
03-03-2011, 05:30 AM
He has tiger blood :toast
TampaDude
03-03-2011, 09:52 AM
:lol @ this thread...
phxspurfan
03-03-2011, 04:17 PM
Finding a replacement PG is like finding a needle in a haystack. But if anybody can do it, Charlie can.