Charlie Sheen reaches 1 million twitter followers in 24 hours.

[DMX7]

His first tweet with a picture of him and his girlfriend pornstar Bree Olson.

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/252849/CHARLIE-SHEEN-TWITTER-PIC.jpg

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/03/01/charlie-sheens-first-twee_n_830048.html

[lefty]

Bree Olson is ugly as fuck

[CosmicCowboy]

Bree Olson is ugly as fuck

Uhhhhh...OK

Post pictures of your wife/girlfriend so we can compare.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

:lol I'm one of them.

[DMX7]

:lol I'm one of them.

Me too :lol

[ashbeeigh]

what a bunch of enablers.

[Trainwreck2100]

can't enable win, it just happens

[Viva Las Espuelas]

what a bunch of enablers.

:jack

[Viva Las Espuelas]

can't enable win, it just happens

It happens immediately after Boom-ing.

[Das Texan]

Winning!

[JudynTX]

:rollin Sheen for President!

[Texas_Ranger]

Bree Olson is ugly as fuck

:rolleyes

[Trainwreck2100]

which came first winning or charlie sheen?

[DMX7]

Da man is Bi-Winning. You can't get any better than that (except Tri-Winning, etc.), I suupose.

[balli]

I don't follow him cause I obviously don't have a Twitter account, but his is the first and probably the only Twitter feed to find its way onto my bookmarks list.

And I'm really sick of this holier than thou bullshit from ash and several others on this forum and in IRL.

Loosen up, we don't owe Charlie Sheen shit. He's in control of the narrative. Do you self-professed angels realize how completely rare it is that a celebrity turns the tables on the press and completely dominates the course of the discussion? I for one, respect and appreciate someone for once giving a big 'fuck you' to established pop-culture game.

It's an incredibly, incredibly engaging story. Anyone who wants to sanctimoniously pretend otherwise is just doing so to look, yeah, sanctimonious; not cause they really give a shit about the welfare of Charlie Sheen. Get off your ivory towers.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

which came first winning or charlie sheen?
S comes before W. Boom. He just won again.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I don't follow him cause I obviously don't have a Twitter account, but his is the first and probably the only Twitter feed to find its way onto my bookmarks list.

And I'm really sick of this holier than thou bullshit from ash and several others on this forum and in IRL.

Loosen up, we don't owe Charlie Sheen shit. He's in control of the narrative. Do you self-professed angels realize how completely rare it is that a celebrity turns the tables on the press and completely dominates the course of the discussion? I for one, respect and appreciate someone for once giving a big 'fuck you' to established pop-culture game.

It's an incredibly, incredibly engaging story. Anyone who wants to sanctimoniously pretend otherwise is just doing so to look, yeah, sanctimonious; not cause they really give a shit about the welfare of Charlie Sheen. Get off your ivory towers.

Ballsacki just boomed.

[The Reckoning]

the greatest thing about that picture is not the amazing set of tits, its the hat.

[Trainwreck2100]

S comes before W. Boom. He just won again.

I'd argue the the level of winning Charlie Sheen has reached, hasn't been done before so their is no actual word for it. The closest word that comes is winning, and he's transended that. So it's so win that its not win

[DMX7]

I'd argue the the level of winning Charlie Sheen has reached, hasn't been done before so their is no actual word for it. The closest word that comes is winning, and he's transended that. So it's so win that its not win

Good observation! :toast

Although Charlie himself does describe it as Winning.

[Trainwreck2100]

Good observation! :toast

Although Charlie himself does describe it as Winning.

I think he'd agree that its the closest definition, but also that there is no word for what he has accomplished

[The Reckoning]

i think it transcends language though. we can only express ourselves so much.

[The Reckoning]

its like "metawinning"

[balli]

i think it transcends language though. we can only express ourselves so much.


“The goddesses? Alex the goddesses, let me just say this about the goddesses, I don’t believe the term is good enough, but when you’re bound by these terrestrial descriptions, you must use the best choice available, right?”

[ashbeeigh]

And I'm really sick of this holier than thou bullshit from ash and several others on this forum and in IRL.
.

and IRL? You don't know me, sir.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

I'd argue the the level of winning Charlie Sheen has reached, hasn't been done before so their is no actual word for it. The closest word that comes is winning, and he's transended that. So it's so win that its not win

http://starsmedia.ign.com/stars/image/article/855/855738/will-ferrell-20080228035502867.jpg

Scrumtrulescent?

[balli]

and IRL? You don't know me, sir.

The second part of the sentence wasn't referring to you. People I know, IRL, who've reacted similarly.

Hence the "ash and several others" part.

[greyforest]

charlie sheen's sudden ubiquitous media exposure will result in him gaining shitloads of money

[Trainwreck2100]

charlie sheen's sudden ubiquitous media exposure will result in him gaining shitloads of money

Exactly, he wins more just by winning, doesn't make sense but it sheenonomics

[it's me]

A guy named Carlos Estevez did the same, so double win.

[CosmicCowboy]

I can't even imagine what would happen if Charlie Sheen put on a three wolf moon shirt.

[Trainwreck2100]

black hole

[Trainwreck2100]

or a second big bang

[hater]

charlie sheen's sudden ubiquitous media exposure will result in him gaining shitloads of money

yup. and if he realizes he can have a reality show that will bring a new era of TV. it's over for the other networks. C Sheen is actually about to win the war :wow

[Fabbs]

How much is Chuck getting from Twitter?
Yahoo said Kim Karskankian is getting 10K per for each one of her twits.

Reality show for Charlie? Oh yeah, that would win some ratings bucks.

[Trainwreck2100]

i hope he doesn't sell out to some reality tv show, these tiny snippets of info we get about his everyday life still adds a mystery factor.

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

i hope he doesn't sell out to some reality tv show, these tiny snippets of info we get about his everyday life still adds a mystery factor.

Exactly. The whole appeal to all of this is that it's either got to be completely real or it's already a sort of reality show that Charlie is creating using everyone else's cameras. I don't know how much money he's making off these interviews but at this point it's probably a lot less than he was making turning tin cans into gold for Chuck Lorre. At this point at least I think the only guys making money off this deal are the media outlets. Fuck, even CBS is coming out ahead in the short term according to some. They pocket the production costs for the remaining season while the reruns are still doing great.

[Trainwreck2100]

reruns did crazy good this week, if they keep doing that good CBS will have no choice but to give him the $$$ cause there will be too much to walk away from for another season

[hater]

I'm talking about an X rated reality show fellas. Hoes, drugs and Major League props.

[Trainwreck2100]

sheen loses any credibility the minute he gets caught with drugs, then he goes from lovable crazy guy to crack addict,

[Viva Las Espuelas]

"Face it folks, you just feel better when you say it. #WINNING"

:lmao

[Viva Las Espuelas]

His latest gem
"Ready for my next fastball, world? PLAN BETTER Applies to everything where an excuse now sits. Try it. U won't be wrong. Ever. #PlanBetter"

A Sage indeed.

[JudynTX]

His latest gem
"Ready for my next fastball, world? PLAN BETTER Applies to everything where an excuse now sits. Try it. U won't be wrong. Ever. #PlanBetter"

A Sage indeed.

Can you translate that for me? :lol:lol

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Can you translate that for me? :lol:lol

Maybe if you start booming you'd understand. "Try it. U won't be wrong"

[JudynTX]

Maybe if you start booming you'd understand. "Try it. U won't be wrong"

I'm too busy WINNING!

[DMX7]

I'm too busy WINNING!

You got to see this, lol.

http://www.hulu.com/watch/220651/late-night-with-jimmy-fallon-charlie-sheen-winning-for-men

[JudynTX]

You got to see this, lol.

http://www.hulu.com/watch/220651/late-night-with-jimmy-fallon-charlie-sheen-winning-for-men

I saw it this morning. :lmao Where can I buy some?

Did you notice that the voice on the commercial before it starts is that homeless guy? :lol

[Trainwreck2100]

Charlie sheen needs to do an old spice commercial

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Did you notice that the voice on the commercial before it starts is that homeless guy? :lol

Don't tell ashbeeigh. That'd send her in a tizzy

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Charlie sheen needs to do an old spice commercial

Or a dos equis one. Or tell that Progressive chick that she no longer wins. The insurance not a "progressive" :)

[CosmicCowboy]

Or a dos equis one. Or tell that Progressive chick that she no longer wins. The insurance not a "progressive" :)

:lmao at Charlie adding Flo to his harem...

[Viva Las Espuelas]

:lmao at Charlie adding Flo to his harem...

She might be the sanest one of the bunch.

[Fabbs]

Loosen up, we don't owe Charlie Sheen shit. He's in control of the narrative. Do you self-professed angels realize how completely rare it is that a celebrity turns the tables on the press and completely dominates the course of the discussion? I for one, respect and appreciate someone for once giving a big 'fuck you' to established pop-culture game.
concur 100%

[SourCandy]

Do porn stars not make enough money? I guess she's fairly new? I know new porn star funds may seem like nothing compared to sheen funds just she seems cute and kinda young what would she see in an old fart like him.

It can't be money...cause lots of older men have money. Perhaps the public eye. Still not worth it to me to have an oldie paw on my goodies.

[SpursWoman]

It can't be money...cause lots of older men have money. Perhaps the public eye. Still not worth it to me to have an oldie paw on my goodies.


To me it wouldn't even be the oldie part--because he's not that much older than me anyway :(-- it'd be the fact that he's bat-shit crazy. :lol


It definitely has to be the notoriety and the bad boy thing.


I loved me some Major League & Young Guns Charlie Sheen ... but now? Yikes. :lol

[ashbeeigh]

The second part of the sentence wasn't referring to you. People I know, IRL, who've reacted similarly.

Hence the "ash and several others" part.

Ahh my bad. Here's the thing, at least for me. I am so intrigued by his madness. Yes, i am laughing at his one liners. As a person I want to see this go one because it's funny. Then the clinician in me comes out and I need to see it stop. He's going through a manic stage. He needs serious help to get through whatever he's going through. And all this attention is just causing it get get worse.

And then I realize that this whole situation is so awesome that I go back to watching it...and then I'm conflicted again. It's a vicious cycle for me. I understand everyone. I'm not acting hollier than thou, I'm just being clinical. Sorry.


Don't tell ashbeeigh. That'd send her in a tizzy

I scoffed a little at that. Too funny. Jerk. Is it really him? What is he doing? Now, that would be totally awesome if the two of them hooked up for an interview.

[mingus]

just a crazy person who also happens to be a celebrity. i don't see the entertainment in what's going on with him. i saw maybe 5 mins. of the Piere Morgan interview and turned it off. how is this shit so engaging to people? i encounter enough crazy people on a monthly basis to give a shit.

[mrsmaalox]

Ha, that "goddess" does anal on camera for the public's entertainment, for chrissakes; you really think she'd be particular about the age of the paws that grope her? :lol

[DMX7]

just a crazy person who also happens to be a celebrity. i don't see the entertainment in what's going on with him. i saw maybe 5 mins. of the Piere Morgan interview and turned it off. how is this shit so engaging to people? i encounter enough crazy people on a monthly basis to give a shit.

Piere Morgan is an interview killer. He's the worst. You should watch one of Carlos' others.

[lefty]

http://graphjam.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/charlie_sheen_pyramid.jpg

[DMX7]

^ :lol

[Twisted_Dawg]

what a bunch of enablers.

Embrace it violently, Ash.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Boom

"the title of my book has finally been delivered thru vast and extensive Lunar channels. "Apocalypse Me" Warlock Latin for WINNING."

[greyforest]

As a person I want to see this go one because it's funny. Then the clinician in me comes out and I need to see it stop. He's going through a manic stage. He needs serious help to get through whatever he's going through. And all this attention is just causing it get get worse.


egomaniacs only need help if their ego isn't constantly inflated

[AmericanPsycho]

He'll be alright.

[JudynTX]

Boom

"the title of my book has finally been delivered thru vast and extensive Lunar channels. "Apocalypse Me" Warlock Latin for WINNING."

I hope it's a 6 book series. :hat:lol

[JudynTX]

No one has mentioned anything about Steven Tyler's HOT PINK ruffled shirt. :lol

[Viva Las Espuelas]

No one has mentioned anything about Steven Tyler's HOT PINK ruffled shirt. :lol

Shoot the moon, Judy :lol
Shoot the moon

[JudynTX]

^^^ I posted in wrong thread. :lmao

[GeorgeCostanza]

No one has mentioned anything about Steven Tyler's HOT PINK ruffled shirt. :lol

the puffy shirt?

[JudynTX]

the puffy shirt?

Yes, that one. :lol

Would any of you invite Charlie to your house?

[mrsmaalox]

Invite Charlie to my house? Hell no. I wasn't a fan or interested in him before he lost his mind----why would he be more appealing now? :lol

[greyforest]

Yes, that one. :lol

Would any of you invite Charlie to your house?

Charlie wouldn't go to any of your small peasant houses you imbecile pleb.

[Pick of Destiny]

Yes, that one. :lol

Would any of you invite Charlie to your house?

As long he brought along his goddesses I would.

[Pick of Destiny]

and a suitcase of blow

[Pick of Destiny]

That would be a win win situation.

[lefty]

http://imgsrv.gocomics.com/dim/?fh=5d3e5dcb435c45cb4b15d87112653b2e

[Trainwreck2100]

http://i698.photobucket.com/albums/vv349/Travesty7007/charlie-sheen-vs-roger-ebert-9837-1299256271-6.jpg

[Slomo]

http://i698.photobucket.com/albums/vv349/Travesty7007/charlie-sheen-vs-roger-ebert-9837-1299256271-6.jpg


Well he won that argument :lol

[Viva Las Espuelas]

http://i698.photobucket.com/albums/vv349/Travesty7007/charlie-sheen-vs-roger-ebert-9837-1299256271-6.jpg

Charlie still booming. Ebert still not planning.

[DMX7]

I'm pretty sure Roger Ebert could never get a million followers like Charlie Sheen did.

[Roger Ebert]

Actually you've never known lonely until you've sat in a theater showing The Arrival.

[Roger Ebert]

Or perhaps lonely is what you feel after two members of your household are removed by law enforcement.

[DMX7]

Or perhaps lonely is what you feel after two members of your household are removed by law enforcement.

Not if those two members are the kids and not the hookers...

[DMX7]

I mean goddesses.

[Trainwreck2100]

I mean goddesses.

only one's a porn star

[CosmicCowboy]

Charlie must not like fake boobs. All three of the porn stars that I have heard that have been named as associates are all natural.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I'm pretty sure Roger Ebert could never get a million followers like Charlie Sheen did.

He's at 369K. And he's been blathering on twitter for quite a while. What a jealous prick. Ah, the mighty keyboard.

[BlackSwordsMan]

ebert the guy who can't talk and has no chin is talking shit? what an idiot

[DMX7]

He's at 369K. And he's been blathering on twitter for quite a while. What a jealous prick. Ah, the mighty keyboard.

Yes, that did come across as jealous and pathetic.

I actually like Roger Ebert too, but I guess his brain just can't process the WINNING like ours can.

[boutons_deux]

http://x17online.com/gallery/view_gallery.php?gallery=csheenexcl030311_X17

[DMX7]

Sirius XM is getting into the business of Charlie Sheen.

The satellite radio provider announced that they would be launching "Tiger Blood Radio" on Saturday, a temporary channel that will "explore the breaking news, facts, fallout and career implications of the Charlie Sheen controversy."

The broadcast will begin on Saturday March 5 at 6 a.m. and end Sunday March 6 at 6 a.m.

In the 24 hour lineup, all aspects of the Sheen explosion will be covered, including medical, legal and psychological implications of his recent rants.

But there will also be interviews with Sheen’s ex-fiancée and Spice Radio host Ginger Lynn and porn-star Kacey Jordan. The channel will also play clips from Playboy Radio's recent interviews with one of Sheen's "Goddesses", Bree Olson.

Sounds like 24 hours of fun!

http://x17online.com/celebrities/charlie_sheen/charlie_sheen_sirius_xm_tiger_blood_radio_channel_ 030411.php

[CosmicCowboy]

http://x17online.com/gallery/view_gallery.php?gallery=csheenexcl030311_X17

Damn, what a porker. no win there.

[lefty]

Congratulations Charlie on your well planned publicity stunt

BS BS BS :lol

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Damn, what a porker. no win there.

The comments are hilarious.

[JoeChalupa]

If only this happened around Halloween.

[symple19]

http://i698.photobucket.com/albums/vv349/Travesty7007/charlie-sheen-vs-roger-ebert-9837-1299256271-6.jpg

winning

[JudynTX]

http://i698.photobucket.com/albums/vv349/Travesty7007/charlie-sheen-vs-roger-ebert-9837-1299256271-6.jpg

Wow!!!! :lmao

I found some Charlie Sheen ringtones. :lol

http://www.zedge.net/ringtones/0-0-1-charlie%20sheen/?searchphr=charlie%20sheen&searchcat=ringtones&sug-search=0

[Spurminator]

Y'all know that Ebert comeback is from the fake Sheen account, right?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Oh damn. It is. I wondered why i didn't see it in his timeline. He's using the same pic but it's a fake. Good eye :toast

[Spurminator]

Oh damn. It is. I wondered why i didn't see it in his timeline. He's using the same pic but it's a fake. Good eye :toast

Took me a while to figure it out. I hadn't even been to his page until I saw the picture of that exchange... Made me laugh so I figured I'd check out what else he was saying.

The fake account is 10x as funny. The L in Charlie is actually an uppercase I. Hope it doesn't get taken down.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Took me a while to figure it out. I hadn't even been to his page until I saw the picture of that exchange... Made me laugh so I figured I'd check out what else he was saying.

The fake account is 10x as funny. The L in Charlie is actually an uppercase I. Hope it doesn't get taken down.

Ha. A capital i. Just like the ol' napster days. His timeline is pretty funny.
African-American Swan :lol

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Ha has spoken!

"Thanks to you fabulous and perfect humans, we bludgeoned our way into the 2nd greatest book of all time. "The Guinness book" now complete."

And followed it with another gem

"It has all of us within it's pages. most Twitter followers EVER, 24 hr period. they should change it's title; "The Guinness Book of Us" c"

:lmao

[CubanSucks]

Ebert only has human blood


tiger blood > human blood tbh

[Jt.ONE]

ima f18 BRO

[Viva Las Espuelas]

A new home video on Dateline tonight.

Here's Jeff Rosen's, the interviewer's, tweet

"@charliesheen like you haven't seen him before! His new home videos will blow you away. My special hour on Dateline, tonight at 10p on NBC."

[baseline bum]

Ha, that "goddess" does double anal on camera for the public's entertainment, for chrissakes; you really think she'd be particular about the age of the paws that grope her? :lol

fify

Still, I'd plow the shit out that bitch

http://media.egotastic.com/media/pictures/1103/bree-olson-feb-brazzers-photoshoot-01.jpg

[CubanSucks]

fify

Still, I'd plow the shit out that bitch

http://media.egotastic.com/media/pictures/1103/bree-olson-feb-brazzers-photoshoot-01.jpg

if you weren't gay

[symple19]

if you weren't gay

nice retort, koriwhat

[symple19]

ultimate winner...duh

http://www.tmz.com/videos?########=true&mediaKey=19e77918-50c4-470a-8fc3-89275b566f77

[BlackSwordsMan]

bree olson leaves his house and he stops following her on twitter

[DMX7]

She's back!

Oberlin's mother had been worried about her, but Oberlin told PEOPLE last week she was comfortable in the arrangement: "I've always felt that a man should be able to be with as many women as he likes."

Her mother was concerned, lol. Maybe she should be concerned about the other issue in the room.

[JudynTX]

Boom!!! :lol Get your popcorn ready!

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/sheen-s-korner

7:00 pm PST

[IronMaxipad]

Boom!!! :lol Get your popcorn ready!

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/sheen-s-korner

7:00 pm PST

Was about to make a thread.. good thing i checked here first :lol

Gonna be awesome

[CosmicCowboy]

LOL @ the sippy cup. Did you guys catch that?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Yeah. I caught the sippy cup. I wonder what was in the sippy cup. He needed to #planbetter that show. Lots of tying. Minimal winning.

[Kori Ellis]

You know there's too much Charlie Sheen in the media when our 2-year-old is running around the house screaming: "Winning!"

[Viva Las Espuelas]

:lol:tu

[JudynTX]

You know there's too much Charlie Sheen in the media when our 2-year-old is running around the house screaming: "Winning!"

How precious!! :lmao

Did Charlie have another ustream show yesterday?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I don't know if he did or not. I thought you were keeping us abreast on all that.

[JudynTX]

I don't know if he did or not. I thought you were keeping us abreast on all that.

Honestly, if it's anything like the show on Friday, I'll pass. :td :lol

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Yeah I know what you mean.
But wasn't that Saturday, Cheech?:lol

[JudynTX]

Yeah I know what you mean.
But wasn't that Saturday, Cheech?:lol

:lol :lol Oops. He's got a 2nd video, F bombs.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

"troll house zombie chow" :lol

He's on fire. Oh, and he invented Tulsa :lmao

[JudynTX]

"troll house zombie chow" :lol

He's on fire. Oh, and he invented Tulsa :lmao

"In his sleep"! :lol Did you see his previous tweet about writing The Threesome Handbook? :lol

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Yeah. Kinda corny. :D

[Viva Las Espuelas]

He must've just woken up or did a bump. He's on fire right now. Hurling violent torpedoes. And it looks like Cuban took the bait :lol

[JudynTX]

:lol What's happening tonight?

[JudynTX]

http://cs.internships.com/charlie-sheen-internship/?adly_id=1373351728

:toast

[Pistons < Spurs]

Warner Bros. issued the following statement: "After careful consideration, Warner Bros. Television has terminated Charlie Sheen's services on 'Two and a Half Men,' effective immediately."

The statement does not say if the show will go back into production.

UPDATE: A source at Warner Bros. says no decision has been made on whether the show will come backhttp://www.tmz.com/2011/03/07/charlie-sheen-two-and-a-half-men-tv-fired-letter-warner-bros-television/

[Viva Las Espuelas]

:rollin


" This is very good news. They continue to be in breach, like so many whales. It is a big day of gladness at the Sober Valley Lodge because now I can take all of the bazillions, never have to look at whatshiscock again and I never have to put on those silly shirts for as long as this warlock exists in the terrestrial dimension ."

Those were some silly ass shirts they made him wear, but for $1.8M an episode..........

[CosmicCowboy]

LMAO at the silly shirts. i thought he liked them :lol

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Those've been tacky since the late 90s

[IronMaxipad]

http://www.tmz.com/2011/03/07/charlie-sheen-two-and-a-half-men-tv-fired-letter-warner-bros-television/

Now we are WINNING!! Let's hope they finally cancel that garbage ass show. :clap

[Sisk]

http://cs.internships.com/charlie-sheen-internship/?adly_id=1373351728

:toast

I applied because why the fuck not?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Now we are WINNING!! Let's hope they finally cancel that garbage ass show. :clap

I'm sure CBS and TW are going to be shelling out some cash over this, on top of losing money. What idiots. The show was lame as it was but that Cryer dude couldn't hold a cup of water, much less my attention.

[The Reckoning]

I applied because why the fuck not?

maybe i need to apply because im in urban planning?

#planbetter

[Viva Las Espuelas]

maybe i need to apply because im in urban planning?

#planbetter

I think you'll be required to do more than organize pick up games

[baseline bum]

LOL @ CBS. How the hell are they gonna work big-titty bitches in the show without Sheen?

[DMX7]

LOL @ CBS. How the hell are they gonna work big-titty bitches in the show without Sheen?

Oh they'll find a way. There's always a way to work big-titty women into a show. "Married... with Children" was the best at it.

[johnsmith]

I'd tune into a show called "Bit-Titty Bitches"

[baseline bum]

Oh they'll find a way. There's always a way to work big-titty women into a show. "Married... with Children" was the best at it.

I don't know... the fat kid's going to start getting laid a lot or something?

[Cant_Be_Faded]

"my toilet leavings are worth more than your kids"

crofl

[JudynTX]

I applied because why the fuck not?

:toast Keep us abreast of the situation. :lol

Just when I think the story can't get any worse......:lmao

[lefty]

LOL @ CBS. How the hell are they gonna work big-titty bitches in the show without Sheen?
Alan is better looking than Sheen

















NTBH

[spursfan09]

Alan is better looking than Sheen


















Better looking? no. Healthier Looking? yes?

[Sportcamper]

The WB pays the mortgage…Not Twitter…Charlie is in big trouble...

[Blake]

The WB pays the mortgage…Not Twitter…Charlie is in big trouble...

I'm betting Charlie already paid the mortgage.

I'd be more concnerned with the hoa dues.

[Sportcamper]

When the most powerful entity in the entertainment industry gives the thumbs down…You have a very serious problem…

Houses, ex wives, Ho’s, blow, hooch, cars, hotels, private jets… Can't sustain that lifestyle without a hefty income…

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

When the most powerful entity in the entertainment industry gives the thumbs down…You have a very serious problem…

Houses, ex wives, Ho’s, blow, hooch, cars, hotels, private jets… Can't sustain that lifestyle without a hefty income…

Or an early grave.

[JudynTX]

:D

http://jezebel.com/#!5779184

[Viva Las Espuelas]

"shitty shitty fuck fuck"
"edgar allan me"

:lmao

[Viva Las Espuelas]

:lol and roger rabbit doing clean-up. wow.

[JudynTX]

I have no clue what he said on his latest video. :lol

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I have no clue what he said on his latest video. :lol

Basically, the Malibu Messiah is pissed.

[JudynTX]

Basically, the Malibu Messiah is pissed.

:toast I hope he doesn't drink the purple kool-aid.

[Sportcamper]

The president of Mexico, Felipe Calderon, visited the White House...
He asked to meet with our country's biggest importer of Mexican goods: Charlie Sheen...

[ManuBalboa]

If I hear this overpaid goof yell out winning one more time I am going to overdose on hookers and blow.

[BlackSwordsMan]

This guy is just so brutal to listen to he released another video reading poetry he wrote it fucking blows.

[Sportcamper]

I think the winning craze is hysterical…:lol

[Sportcamper]

"Jersey Shore" doesn't seem so crazy now that we have Charlie Sheen...

[Sportcamper]

Warner Brothers fired Charlie Sheen from "Two and a Half Men."
That's fine, but they better have a pretty good reason.

[JudynTX]

I have his phone number. :lol

[spursfan09]

I heard Steve Carell as a name thrown out there to possibly replace Sheen on 2 and Half Men. Then that got me thinking... Sheen replacing Carell on The Office? Do it!

[LnGrrrR]

Bree Olson is ugly as fuck

hells to the naw

She's one of the better porn stars out there.

[LnGrrrR]

its like "metawinning"

Well played.

[LnGrrrR]

sheen loses any credibility the minute he gets caught with drugs, then he goes from lovable crazy guy to crack addict,

Anyone who doesn't think he's doing drugs is doing drugs themselves.

[BlackSwordsMan]

Rip mike starr

[Nathan Explosion]

The winning thing is actually entertaining to me when he does it. What annoys me is everyone trying to imitate him (and doing a bad job of it) doing it. It's gotten real old. SNL's Charlie Sheen skit was terrible and not funny. It made me remember why I stopped watching SNL.

[DMX7]

If I hear this overpaid goof yell out winning one more time I am going to overdose on hookers and blow.

That's the way to go, my friend.

[JudynTX]

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/bfb12aea47/charlie-sheen-s-winning-recipes?playlist=featured_videos

:lol:lol:lol @ the tiger chef hat

[hater]

I heard Steve Carell as a name thrown out there to possibly replace Sheen on 2 and Half Men. Then that got me thinking... Sheen replacing Carell on The Office? Do it!

I actually thought of this.

Carell would be money because everything he does is money.

what character could he play, maybe a rich uncle who takes over the family once Charlie Sheen's character is mauled by a gang of lesbians

another guy I thought about Mr. David Cheppelle. he could be a Snoop Dogg type rapper that takes over the house.

[hater]

The winning thing is actually entertaining to me when he does it. What annoys me is everyone trying to imitate him (and doing a bad job of it) doing it. It's gotten real old. SNL's Charlie Sheen skit was terrible and not funny. It made me remember why I stopped watching SNL.

It's really an undertaking to imitate a full blown crack head. where is Mr. Chappelle???

[Viva Las Espuelas]

The winning thing is actually entertaining to me when he does it. What annoys me is everyone trying to imitate him (and doing a bad job of it) doing it. It's gotten real old. SNL's Charlie Sheen skit was terrible and not funny. It made me remember why I stopped watching SNL.

SNL has been not funny for over 10-15 years, imo tbh fwiw

[oh crap]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhm6fwHVu01qzrlhgo1_500.jpg

[JudynTX]

^^^ :lol He's suing WB for $100 million. Will he get it?

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

^^^ :lol He's suing WB for $100 million. Will he get it?

Duh.
Losing.
Sizzle.
Bye.

[CosmicCowboy]

^^^ :lol He's suing WB for $100 million. Will he get it?

It all depends on how his contract is written. Technically he was available to continue to work even though he was talking shit about his producers. Unless they had some strong morals/embarrassment clauses in the contract (which I doubt) He will probably win something.

[Das Texan]

Supposedly there was no morals clause and he was there to work.


So he probably has a strong case, I dont think its going to be 100 million strong, but that also depends on what all is in the contract.

[DMX7]

I bet they settle with him for a ton. It won't be 100 mill obviously but could be as much as 50 million.

[Sisk]

I bet they settle with him for a ton. It won't be 100 mill obviously but could be as much as 50 million.

I know it sounds insane but do you think he'd take 50 million? With his inflated state of mind I wouldn't be surprised if he insists on 9 digits.

[DMX7]

I know it sounds insane but do you think he'd taken 50 million? With his inflated state of mind I wouldn't be surprised if he insists on 9 digits.

I have no clue. It depends on if he comes down off this ridiculous high he's on right now.

[Sisk]

I can't spell, apparently. But yeah - it'll be interesting to see how this whole thing sorts out.