The new guy in town

[spursince#99]

im the new guy in town and i just wanted to let you all know i am not a troll...i have been reading this sight 4 the past year now and just wanted 2 let you know i have been reading and i know each and every one of you...believe it or not but straight 2 the point...THIS IS THE NEW SHERIFF IN TOWN SO...BEWARE!!! :ihit

[wontstartdumbthreads]

im the new guy in town and i just wanted to let you all know i am not a troll...i have been reading this sight 4 the past year now and just wanted 2 let you know i have been reading and i know each and every one of you...believe it or not but straight 2 the point...THIS IS THE NEW SHERIFF IN TOWN SO...BEWARE!!! :ihit

Your mom is bad at buttsex.

[spursince#99]

Dude i dont play that shit...get the fuck outta here you measly little worm!!!

[ohmwrecker]

It's spelled "buttsecks" and should be preceded by "the".

[wontstartdumbthreads]

Dude i dont play that shit...get the fuck outta here you measly little worm!!!

your mom is bad at the buttsecks

[spursince#99]

........

[ohmwrecker]

There you go . . .

[spursince#99]

STOP HELPING THIS IDIOT WITH HOW TO INSULT MY MOTHER DUDE!!! :ihit

[wontstartdumbthreads]

STOP HELPING THIS IDIOT WITH HOW TO INSULT MY MOTHER DUDE!!! :ihit

Help???? Isn't poking her in the poopshoot insult enough?

[spursince#99]

DUDE??? I LOVE YOUR INSIGNIFICANT BULLSHIT!!! ITS ENTERTAINING :lol

[ohmwrecker]

I think I'm beginning to see why she is "bad" at the buttsecks.

[spursince#99]

Enough with the jokes guys!!! Ohmwrecker go cry somewhere about the corey brewer news!!! Lol

[ohmwrecker]

How does this guy have $500 in Spurstalk cash?

[wontstartdumbthreads]

I think I'm beginning to see why she is "bad" at the buttsecks.

But there is some upside. One time, I found an Itunes card wedged in there. It still had a couple of dollars on it. So I got Angry Birds Seasons.

[spursince#99]

YEAH BITCH!!! DONT WORRY ABOUT HOW IM GETTING MY SPURSTALK CASH!!! :lol

[wontstartdumbthreads]

How does this guy have $500 in Spurstalk cash?

Good point. I bet he had to swallow for them.

[jjktkk]

STOP HELPING THIS IDIOT WITH HOW TO INSULT MY MOTHER DUDE!!! :ihit

:lmao

[spursince#99]

Spur since the Spurs first title. Nice.DUDE SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! IM LOYAL!!!:nope

[Phillip]

oh my

what a thread

[spursince#99]

good point. I bet he had to swallow for them.wonder what kori has to say about this???

[wontstartdumbthreads]

wonder what kori has to say about this???

IDK.

But you've become tiresome already.
You can't seem to say anthing intelligent enough or insulting enough to make it worth reading your posts anymore.

[Veterinarian]

5 star thread, would read again

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Has anyone on the Spurs ever worn #99?

[coyotes_geek]

This thread reinforces my belief that users with less than 1,000 posts should be prohibited from starting new threads.

[spursince#99]

oh my

what a threadphillip shut up you fuckin mavs prick!!!

[spursince#99]

has anyone on the spurs ever worn #99?u really must have failed to graduate high school...smh...

[cheguevara]

why did you wait a year to post?? your vast knowledge could have been so useful to us all?

[spursince#99]

this thread reinforces my belief that users with less than 1,000 posts should be prohibited from starting new threads.dude stfu!!!

[Blackjack]

im the new guy in town and i just wanted to let you all know i am not a troll...i have been reading this sight 4 the past year now and just wanted 2 let you know i have been reading and i know each and every one of you...believe it or not but straight 2 the point...THIS IS THE NEW SHERIFF IN TOWN SO...BEWARE!!! :ihit

Had you not been a troll and really followed this site for the past year, you'd know that there's one Sheriff here, appointed by me, the Omnipotent Blackjack.

Tell 'Em, dispense of this rubbish. He deered to kill a dare in the Omnipotent's forest . . .

[spursince#99]

why did you wait a year to post?? Your vast knowledge could have been so useful to all?had 2 observe!!!

[spursince#99]

had you not been a troll and really followed this site for the past year, you'd know that there's one sheriff here, appointed by me, the omnipotent blackjack.

Tell 'em, dispense of this rubbish. He deered to kill a dare in the omnipotent's forest . . .ummm....

[coyotes_geek]

dude stfu!!!

Thank you for continuing to prove my point.

[spursince#99]

thank you for continuing to prove my point.i know youre a jackass...thats all...but i got a proposition 4 you...

[Obstructed_View]

STOP HELPING THIS IDIOT WITH HOW TO INSULT MY MOTHER DUDE!!! :ihit

Maybe she'll get better with practice. I'm sure she gets a lot.

[spursince#99]

Do you guys always try 2 run away the newcomers??? Because i have valuable dumbness on you all i swear...

[wontstartdumbthreads]

Maybe she'll get better with practice. I'm sure she gets a lot.

You'd think that but it gets worse and worse. I think her episodes of making the buttsecks with donkeys make it harder to enjoy.

[spursince#99]

You'd think that but it gets worse and worse. I think her episodes of making the buttsecks with donkeys make it harder to enjoy.YOU MUST HAVE BEEN A FAG OUT THE WOMB!!! SMH:depressed

[coyotes_geek]

i know youre a jackass...thats all...but i got a proposition 4 you...

No thanks. I'm not interested in the buttsecks with your mother.

[Dex]

Do you guys always try 2 run away the newcomers??? Because i have valuable dumbness on you all i swear...

It's standard procedure these days.

Anybody under 100 posts is immediately assumed to be a troll.

Frankly, jury's still out on you.

[Dex]

Either way this is all highly amusing. :wakeup

[wontstartdumbthreads]

YOU MUST HAVE BEEN A FAG OUT THE WOMB!!! SMH:depressed

A fag that grew up and made the buttsecks with your mom.

[tdunk21]

:lmao

[Fpoonsie]

wsdt is rapidly becoming one of my favorite posters.

[Obstructed_View]

why did you wait a year to post?? your vast knowledge could have been so useful to us all?

Oh the pinkings we could have witnessed.

[honestfool84]

:lol tell the new Sherrif he needs to work on his grammar...


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[jjktkk]

Do you guys always try 2 run away the newcomers??? Because i'm a valuable dumbass to have around...

[Trainwreck2100]

Guys he has been a spurs fan since their 99th title, dis guys from the future. Or he doesn't know how a # sign works

[Blackjack]

Guys he has been a spurs fan since their 99th title, dis guys from the future. Or he doesn't know how a # sign works

I'm gonna go with the former ... just cuz.

[wontstartdumbthreads]

I'm gonna go with the former ... just cuz.

Will any NBA team ever get to 99 championships?

[Trainwreck2100]

Will any NBA team ever get to 99 championships?

Apparently the spurs do if we are to believe our time traveling friend 99 rings faggots

[Blackjack]

Will any NBA team ever get to 99 championships?

Thanks to our newest member of the board and time traveler, it's now been scientifically proven.

Thanks, new guy in town. :toast

[wontstartdumbthreads]

Apparently the spurs do if we are to believe our time traveling friend 99 rings faggots

Uh, I was trying to start a serious conversation about the likelihood of a team winning 99 titles. And the deeper question about wheter the NBA or even mankind is around in 99 years.

But whatever.

[Blackjack]

Smart guy, that Trainwreck . . .

[Kobe_5_Duncan_4]

Has anyone on the Spurs ever worn #99?



Yes.

Although by rule NBA mandate his jersey had to have an * before the 99.

[Blackjack]

Uh, I was trying to start a serious conversation about the likelihood of a team winning 99 titles. And the deeper question about wheter the NBA or even mankind is around in 99 years.

But whatever.

Gotcha. Depth, that's what we're all about here at SpursTalk.

Well, Space Jam leaves open for the possibility of an NBA without human beings, so the League should be safe even after the Mayans destroy the world after being proven wrong.

[rasho8]

God damn... I remember when this forum wasn't full of complete idiots.

Is there a hidden subforum where everyone from back the day went that I don't know about?

[concken]

I can't wait til we win 69 championships

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

Guys he has been a spurs fan since their 99th title, dis guys from the future. Or he doesn't know how a # sign works

Looks like you failed high school right along with me, TW.

[ohmwrecker]

This thing is still going, eh?

[wontstartdumbthreads]

This thing is still going, eh?

Yes, we're about to debate whether or not any team will ever win 99 titles. I suggested that humankind may not be around that long. But then Blackjack implied that in the future cartoons and aliens would be able to carry the league forward. (Blackjack, please correct me if I misinterpreted).

But now I have to go soon. Please continue working with the other posters to come to some conclusion. If not, I'll try to finish up tomorrow.
After I make the buttsecks on the OP's mom.

[Tp9gospursgo]

Start by posting in the game threads please....don't just jump right into thread starting....i remember my first beer...:lmao

[Beanzamillion21]

im the new guy in town and i just wanted to let you all know i am not a troll...i have been reading this sight 4 the past year now and just wanted 2 let you know i have been reading and i know each and every one of you...believe it or not but straight 2 the point...THIS IS THE NEW SHERIFF IN TOWN SO...BEWARE!!!:ihit

[concken]

wtf is going on?

[wontstartdumbthreads]

wtf is going on?

Fuck. Ok...

spurssince#99 introduced himself.
Everyone realized that they had had buttsecks with his mom and
that he is undeducated.
There was some concern about him not knowing what the "#" meant.
Ohm left to do something.
Ohn came back.
Now we are debating if cartoons can replace NBA players.

[Ace]

This guy is full of win...

[Blackjack]

Yes, we're about to debate whether or not any team will ever win 99 titles. I suggested that humankind may not be around that long. But then Blackjack implied that in the future cartoons and aliens would be able to carry the league forward. (Blackjack, please correct me if I misinterpreted).

No correction needed. :tu

[bigdog]

This is awesome.

[ohmwrecker]

Smart guy, that Trainwreck . . .

. . . knows a lot about the ladies.

[BlackSwordsMan]

Nasty ass ho mother he has -- I asked for lube and she told me theres natural lube in your mouth.

[spursince#99]

Hey you guys...

[spursince#99]

Hey you guys...i back!!!

[spursince#99]

Nasty ass ho mother he has -- I asked for lube and she told me theres natural lube in your mouth.

aye fuck u dude wit yo old hag ass mom...

[wontstartdumbthreads]

Hey you guys...i back!!!

Awww. That's sweet.
Here you are bending over and presenting yourself
so everyone can have a turn.
Just like your mom.

[spursince#99]

Awww. That's sweet.
Here you are bending over and presenting yourself
so everyone can have a turn.
Just like your mom.

dude I fucking love you...giving me all the attention and publicity I craved for...Lol now I don't have to post on game threads just to get known like some dumb poster here suggested...

[ChuckD]

So, your mom is bad at the buttsecks?

[spursince#99]

So, your mom is bad at the buttsecks?

does your mom look like whoopi goldberg with an amputated leg???

[xellos88330]

You know, for someone who has been reading for a year, you aren't really good at this.

[Beau]

Whore - attention; not like your mom...who's just a dirty whore.

[Spursfan092120]

Tacker thread.

[Tp9gospursgo]

This thread is worse than my first thread.....

[mavsfan1000]

Great thread for the new sheriff. http://spurstalk.com/forums/login.php?do=logout&logouthash=1299221156-b7cd0e5ad9c8c758df2d2c0290a4f551898f09f8

[ChuckD]

does your mom look like whoopi goldberg with an amputated leg???

Excellent guess. She's a diabetic amputee...

[wontstartdumbthreads]

Excellent guess. She's a diabetic amputee...

Don't forget "black"

[spursince#99]

Great thread for the new sheriff. http://spurstalk.com/forums/login.php?do=logout&logouthash=1299221156-b7cd0e5ad9c8c758df2d2c0290a4f551898f09f8


This thread is worse than my first thread.....alright dude...:hat

[spursince#99]

Great thread for the new sheriff. http://spurstalk.com/forums/login.php?do=logout&logouthash=1299221156-b7cd0e5ad9c8c758df2d2c0290a4f551898f09f8


This thread is worse than my first thread.....dude stfu and accept that i am the most popular newcomer to ever come on this board :hat

[spursince#99]

Don't forget "black"dude are you a fucking racist???

[wontstartdumbthreads]

dude are you a fucking racist???

No. Remember, I made the buttsecks on your mom.

[spursince#99]

oh...the gay guy who probably looks like this http://blog.xcelenergy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/47NakedMoleRat.jpg

[spursince#99]

classic lol

[davidbowie]

how has your life changed since the start of this thread, spursince#99?

[spursince#99]

how has your life changed since the start of this thread, spursince#99?


I've learned to humble myself. I'm more mature, and a much better poster too, tbh