View Full Version : Vanessa Macias
BadlyDrawnBoy
06-02-2005, 01:29 AM
Many of you may recognize her from her days on Great Day SA as a reporter and recently with those World Car Kia commericals.
Anyway, enjoy:
http://pics.exploretalent.com/media030/0000309336/0000309336_SM_1102108347.jpg
http://pics.exploretalent.com/media030/0000309336/0000309336_SM_1100327835.jpg
http://pics.exploretalent.com/media030/0000309336/0000309336_SM_1100328618.jpg
BadlyDrawnBoy
06-02-2005, 01:47 AM
She's not a celeb with makeup crew.
She's just a regular hobum.
Hobum meaning regular person.
Cant_Be_Faded
06-02-2005, 05:23 AM
All of yall are fucking crazy jealous bastards
I give props to the first person who posted about this woman. Shes got it fucking going on!!!!!! Hottest chick of 2005. EASILY!!!!!
Old School Chic
06-02-2005, 07:05 AM
My husband was In love with that chic... :rolleyes
atlfan25
06-02-2005, 07:31 AM
got any britney spears pics badly?
SWC Bonfire
06-02-2005, 08:17 AM
Mi gusto.
Very pretty eyes & hair and huge "personalities" in the commercials.
:tu
ObiwanGinobili
06-02-2005, 09:29 AM
ok, if she's the chick in the world car kia commercials thne she's also toally lying about her bust size or recently got a job done.. casue she looks like she needs help standing upright on TV.
ok, if she's the chick in the world car kia commercials thne she's also toally lying about her bust size or recently got a job done.. casue she looks like she needs help standing upright on TV.
No kidding. She is huge!!! That was the 1st thing I noticed and I don't usually notice them if they are a 36. :lol
SWC Bonfire
06-02-2005, 09:53 AM
Don't be haters, ladies. You all have your redeeming virtues...
Johnny_Blaze_47
06-02-2005, 10:19 AM
She's not a celeb with makeup crew.
She's just a regular hobum.
Hobum meaning regular person.
http://img109.exs.cx/img109/398/standards4wn.jpg
3rdCoast
06-02-2005, 10:44 AM
why is the writer starting this thread about her when there was already one started on her earlier by someone else?
Jekka
06-02-2005, 10:52 AM
No kidding. She is huge!!! That was the 1st thing I noticed and I don't usually notice them if they are a 36. :lol
36 is just the chest measurement though, not the boobs - her cup size is probably a D or DD. I have a friend in Germany who has to special order her bras because she's a 32 DD - tiny but huge boobs, so the number doesn't really mean all that much.
Yeah, I remember seeing those commercials and going, "Holy shit, the woman could play volleyball with herself".
MasterYoda
06-02-2005, 10:57 AM
she's a 32 DD - tiny but huge boobs
pics, you have?
ObiwanGinobili
06-02-2005, 11:16 AM
36 is just the chest measurement though, not the boobs - her cup size is probably a D or DD. I have a friend in Germany who has to special order her bras because she's a 32 DD - tiny but huge boobs, so the number doesn't really mean all that much.
Yeah, I remember seeing those commercials and going, "Holy shit, the woman could play volleyball with herself".
See, I'm thinking that she;s even bigger .. or maybe your right casue she is small.. but she's also my height.
I'm a 34DD right now, but before i got preggo and was nursing i was a 32B.... meanwhile even my milk filled boobs are not as ballonish as hers.
So if we are the same height, and I weigh just a little more... i look at her and think....36 G. yeah.. 36g.
Added: in the commercials for kia i mean, in her pics she looks smaller.
TNT21
06-02-2005, 01:44 PM
She is effin hot!!
36 is just the chest measurement though, not the boobs - her cup size is probably a D or DD. I have a friend in Germany who has to special order her bras because she's a 32 DD - tiny but huge boobs, so the number doesn't really mean all that much.
Yeah, I remember seeing those commercials and going, "Holy shit, the woman could play volleyball with herself".
Yeah, I realized that after I typed it. I am a 36 so I was thinking No Way!!
I forgot about the cup, she has to be at least a DD.
Hey Jekka, do you knit a lot? I am new to knitting so I was curious.
maxpower
06-02-2005, 05:28 PM
Yeah...D's are nice and big but those are ginormous. It looks like she has two midgets in headlocks.
OnlyOneGinobili
06-02-2005, 06:21 PM
yeah.. and she always wears these ugly shirts with some form of patent leather on them... but shes definitely has got some tig0' bittys
209Goodfella
06-02-2005, 06:25 PM
W0W,
U, SA mofos are lucky! Nice lookin beezie there. :fro
Mr Dio
06-02-2005, 06:43 PM
Buddy of mine creams when her commercials come on.
ShoogarBear
06-02-2005, 06:46 PM
Buddy of mine creams when her commercials come on.
"Buddy of mine", is that your nickname for it?
NASHville
06-02-2005, 06:49 PM
I'd hit it.
CosmicCowboy
06-02-2005, 06:50 PM
"Buddy of mine", is that your nickname for it?
:lmao
ShoogarBear
06-02-2005, 06:51 PM
And for my next impression . . .
I'd hit it.
tlongII!
OnlyOneGinobili
06-02-2005, 06:52 PM
Dave Chappelle: "DAMN, Look at those titties"
Shelly
06-02-2005, 06:56 PM
So....
Who's hotter? Vanessa or Eva?
ShoogarBear
06-02-2005, 06:59 PM
Apparently, some people here are too afraid to look at that first picture.
Who's hotter? Vanessa or Eva?This is why they invented the blindfolded taste test.
CosmicCowboy
06-02-2005, 07:01 PM
So....
Who's hotter? Vanessa or Eva?
hmmm...well if I can't have you I guess I could settle for either one of them...:lol
Shelly
06-02-2005, 07:03 PM
I say Vanessa.
Awww...cowboy! you make me blush :oops
johnny00
06-02-2005, 07:05 PM
Vanessa.
Clandestino
06-02-2005, 07:08 PM
vanessa!
ididnotnothat
06-02-2005, 07:10 PM
Vanessa for sure has the hotter body...those tata's are mouth worthy!
Mr Dio
06-02-2005, 07:19 PM
:lol
"Buddy of mine", is that your nickname for it?
Jimcs50
06-02-2005, 08:39 PM
So....
Who's hotter? Vanessa or Eva?
Eva, by a mile
CommanderMcBragg
06-02-2005, 09:24 PM
You can't lose either way.
Gatita
06-02-2005, 09:33 PM
Ah, the flavor of the month. Any predictions on who is next?
MannyIsGod
06-02-2005, 09:35 PM
Why do some women get annoyed when men appricate other good looking women?
N.Y. Johnny
06-02-2005, 09:39 PM
I like Eva better :elephant
Gatita
06-02-2005, 09:43 PM
Why do some women get annoyed when men appricate other good looking women?
It is not annoyed Manny. It becomes weird once it is an obsession with you men, hence an eva thread every week. :lol
Gatita
06-02-2005, 10:18 PM
Vanessa is a yummy treat. Like Brad Pitt's ass or Adrian Brody's nose or whatever you women look at. Not really an obsession, just an appreciation thread.
I guess I will need to start an appreciation thread, at least once a week myself. :lol
Gatita
06-02-2005, 10:23 PM
Do it. That way I can go in there and call Brad a homo or a hobo or something.
Of course and if we as women would call the girl you posted a bitch or slut we would be called jealous. :rolleyes
MannyIsGod
06-02-2005, 10:38 PM
It is not annoyed Manny. It becomes weird once it is an obsession with you men, hence an eva thread every week. :lol
Women do this just as much. JUST AS MUCH.
nacho estrada
06-02-2005, 10:44 PM
No flavor of the month with this chick.. She's a favorite amongst all men in San Antonio. Trust me. Run a search on Macias in here and you'll find a few threads about this beauty.
Gatita
06-02-2005, 10:50 PM
Women do this just as much. JUST AS MUCH.
Sure Manny, once I see a thread about a dude every week for the next month and women obsessing over them, then I will believe you.
Gatita
06-02-2005, 10:56 PM
I want to say that women make up about 5% of the members of this forum. Bad example.
Yup.
MannyIsGod
06-02-2005, 10:58 PM
:lol , you're new here. You've missed the times when the women were hornier than the men.
Shelly
06-02-2005, 10:59 PM
Remember the adult sextion at EZ Board?
LuvBones
06-02-2005, 11:01 PM
Eva's so hot.. even I'd do her! :p
Gatita
06-02-2005, 11:04 PM
:lol , you're new here. You've missed the times when the women were hornier than the men.
From what I have seen the past month and a half, I wouldn't call the women posters on here LadySpur nor Mombear. Who on SR were a bunch of horny women. Women on this forum, horny? Nah! I figure they are well satisfied, enough not to come off as being horny. :lol
MannyIsGod
06-02-2005, 11:06 PM
:lmao, oh there was a day. Even Kori Ellis had her appreciation thread!
Gatita
06-02-2005, 11:08 PM
:lmao, oh there was a day. Even Kori Ellis had her appreciation thread!
I could only wish there were more days like that. :)
Um....I used to read posts many years ago that would make even YOU blush Gatita.
Gatita
06-03-2005, 12:09 AM
Um....I used to read posts many years ago that would make even YOU blush Gatita.
Ha! I would have to read them myself, thank you very much. :lol
We were watching the game earlier and along came a Kia commercial. My husband and I were discussing her chest size and I made a comment about how big she was. My 3yo was sitting on my lap watching and listening. She turn to me, pats my chest and says, "You are little" :depressed
:lol
Gatita
06-03-2005, 12:13 AM
We were watching the game earlier and along came a Kia commercial. My husband and I were discussing her chest size and I made a comment about how big she was. My 3yo was sitting on my lap watching and listening. She turn to me, pats my chest and says, "You are little" :depressed
:lol
Hey, we all can't be graced with a good surgeon. :)
Ha! I would have to read them myself, thank you very much. :lol
Well the site no longer exists so you can't do a search. Sorry. :lol
Hey, we all can't be graced with a good surgeon. :)
:lol
Gatita
06-03-2005, 12:16 AM
Well the site no longer exists so you can't do a search. Sorry. :lol
Damn it! No material for this old horny gal. :lol
Nope, but you could try chat. You might get lucky. :spin
3rdCoast
06-03-2005, 12:18 AM
From what I have seen the past month and a half, I wouldn't call the women posters on here LadySpur nor Mombear. Who on SR were a bunch of horny women. Women on this forum, horny? Nah! I figure they are well satisfied, enough not to come off as being horny. :lol
mombear + ladyspur = :pctoss
Gatita
06-03-2005, 12:19 AM
Nope, but you could try chat. You might get lucky. :spin
Nah, I was just screwing around. I got a man here at home. I just wanted to even the field around here. We are bombarded by T&A in every thread. :lol
Gatita
06-03-2005, 12:20 AM
mombear + ladyspur = :pctoss
Finally, something we agree on. :)
iminlakerland
06-03-2005, 12:21 AM
lmmfao ouch! Such a darling child, oh the innocence.
3rdCoast
06-03-2005, 12:21 AM
Finally, something we agree on. :)
word. my days of being an asshole are coming to a close. i hope. :oops
Gatita
06-03-2005, 12:22 AM
word. my days of being an asshole are coming to a close. i hope. :oops
I'll be counting them. :lol
johnny00
06-03-2005, 12:26 AM
word. my days of being an asshole are coming to a close. i hope. :oops
Damn, no more internet fights featuring 3rd coast and Gat???
Those were good laughs.
Don't tell me altfan has hung up his smack too!
Gatita
06-03-2005, 12:42 AM
Damn, no more internet fights featuring 3rd coast and Gat???
Those were good laughs.
Don't tell me altfan has hung up his smack too!
I am happy to hear I was a source of entertainment for you. :lol
bigzak25
06-03-2005, 12:46 AM
regarding vanessa....
"bitch is so fine, i'd suck her daddy's dick"-richard pryor :lol
Gatita
06-03-2005, 12:58 AM
regarding vanessa....
"bitch is so fine, i'd suck her daddy's dick"-richard pryor :lol
I wouldn't go that far. :vomit But, if ya like dick ya like dick. :lol
3rdCoast
06-03-2005, 01:04 AM
Damn, no more internet fights featuring 3rd coast and Gat???
Those were good laughs.
Don't tell me altfan has hung up his smack too!
mine are done, sorry everyone. especially gatita. :(
Chief
06-03-2005, 01:39 AM
http://pics.exploretalent.com/media030/0000309336/0000309336_SM_1100327835.jpg
http://pics.exploretalent.com/media030/0000309336/0000309336_SM_1100328618.jpg
http://pics.exploretalent.com/media030/0000309336/0000309336_SM_1102108047.jpg
http://pics.exploretalent.com/media030/0000309336/0000309336_SM_1102108104.jpg
http://pics.exploretalent.com/media030/0000309336/0000309336_SM_1102108187.jpg
http://pics.exploretalent.com/media030/0000309336/0000309336_SM_1102108274.jpg
http://pics.exploretalent.com/media030/0000309336/0000309336_SM_1102108347.jpg
Location: San Antonio, TX Age: 24
Height: 5' 6" Hair: Dark Brown
Weight: 120 Eyes: Brown
Bust : 36 Dress : 4
Waist: 25 Shoe: 8
Hips : 36 Ethnicity: Hispanic
Special Skills: I am very easy to work with. Many production companies ask me to work with them over and over again. I also have a strong production background, so I can help grips and production assistants with anyting. I am formally trained in Broadcast, on a university level, and I have taken acting classes and seminars. I'm a very professional, one-take talent that doesn't waste your time. I can do anything, and I take direction really well.
(courtesy of link (http://fernanelliott.exploretalent.com/model_page.php?talentnum=309336))
ShoogarBear
06-03-2005, 02:12 AM
Nah, I was just screwing around. I got a man here at home. I just wanted to even the field around here. We are bombarded by T&A in every thread. :lol
Oh, ya.
Why, it's a regular Pearl Harbor of T & A here at FSP.
I'm sorry but she is CONSIDERABLY hotter than Eva....
Kori Ellis
06-03-2005, 03:24 AM
I'm sorry but she is CONSIDERABLY hotter than Eva....
I agree. I think Eva has a nice face, but Vanessa has a much better body.
I agree. I think Eva has a nice face, but Vanessa has a much better body.
She's got great eyes, I don't know if that's it but there's something about her. The breasts don't hurt but that's not it, at least that's not the only thing about her...
Spurgal
06-03-2005, 04:04 AM
Many of you may recognize her from her days at Great Day SA as a reporter and recently with those World Car Kia commericals.
Anyway, enjoy:
http://pics.exploretalent.com/media030/0000309336/0000309336_SM_1102108347.jpg
http://pics.exploretalent.com/media030/0000309336/0000309336_SM_1100327835.jpg
http://pics.exploretalent.com/media030/0000309336/0000309336_SM_1100328618.jpg
:wow This girl Is pretty!
Too bad I only date men...
Tres_Till_it_MHz
06-03-2005, 05:28 AM
Damn Id buy a house or two from her.
Kori Ellis
06-03-2005, 05:31 AM
See, I'm thinking that she;s even bigger .. or maybe your right casue she is small.. but she's also my height.
I'm a 34DD right now, but before i got preggo and was nursing i was a 32B.... meanwhile even my milk filled boobs are not as ballonish as hers.
So if we are the same height, and I weigh just a little more... i look at her and think....36 G. yeah.. 36g.
Added: in the commercials for kia i mean, in her pics she looks smaller.
She recently had her boobs done. Somewhere around here is that picture of her with the t-shirt on that says "Under Construction".
I think she's really probably 32DD or so. She has a small frame, so they look enormous.
Kori Ellis
06-03-2005, 05:37 AM
Actually it doesn't say Under Construction, but here it is ...
http://www.accd.edu/sac/ksym/hondo/vanessa-kens5.jpg
IX_Equilibrium
06-03-2005, 07:35 AM
I'd take Vanessa over Eva every day of the week and twice on Sundays.
She recently had her boobs done. Somewhere around here is that picture of her with the t-shirt on that says "Under Construction".
I think she's really probably 32DD or so. She has a small frame, so they look enormous.
That is too bad, she looked pretty darn good without it.
Jimcs50
06-03-2005, 09:05 AM
I agree. I think Eva has a nice face, but Vanessa has a much better body.
Those are fake titties....I hate fake titties.
If Eva got a boob job, her body would be just as good.
Eva is still hotter.
bigzak25
06-03-2005, 09:09 AM
Eva is still hotter.
De*ni*al.
:lol
MannyIsGod
06-03-2005, 09:11 AM
I think Eva is cuter.
ObiwanGinobili
06-03-2005, 09:20 AM
I'm gonna go with Vanessa Pre-boob job, she's hotter.
Eva needs some more meat on her thighs.. theres nothing down there to grab.
fraga
06-03-2005, 09:20 AM
Now that is one hot b!tch...and she probably doesn't know how hot she really is...I know of a couple of people that would love to track her down...just to build her her own website. That's what she needs...a whole website dedicated to her...and them boobies...
SWC Bonfire
06-03-2005, 09:28 AM
Now that is one hot b!tch...and she probably doesn't know how hot she really is...
Don't bet on it. From her description on the talent website she probably loves the camera and the spotlight more than she would ever love any guy. Guys have probably been telling her how beautiful she was and treating her like a little princess all her life (see the little crown she wears on the commercials?), I bet she has a major attitude when she doesn't get her way.
That said, it doesn't hurt to look! Nice fine features, I don't know why someone thinks it is worse than Eva's. It's about 7 or 8 years younger. Ladies, guys like her because she is very feminine looking, take a clue next time when you think about getting a Friar Tuck haircut.
MannyIsGod
06-03-2005, 09:34 AM
:lmao
Yeah, I laughed when I read "she probably doesn't know". Yeah, FUCKING, right.
sa_butta
06-03-2005, 09:39 AM
I think they are equally attractive very hard to tell.
They look very similar in the face and if Eva had a
boob job it would be a tie.
Advantage Vannesa.
Ladies, guys like her because she is very feminine looking, take a clue next time when you think about getting a Friar Tuck haircut.
:lmao
fraga
06-03-2005, 09:40 AM
Well then, she's not taking advantage of it...cause if she really knew how many horndogs were drooling over her...she'd have her own website, her own lingerie company, her own fragarance, etc...she'd be making money hand over fist...
Well then, she's not taking advantage of it...cause if she really knew how many horndogs were drooling over her...she'd have her own website, her own lingerie company, her own fragarance, etc...she'd be making money hand over fist...
Blame her agent.
fraga
06-03-2005, 09:46 AM
I think I read somewhere he fiance is her agent....worst....agent....ever...
MannyIsGod
06-03-2005, 10:31 AM
Well then, she's not taking advantage of it...cause if she really knew how many horndogs were drooling over her...she'd have her own website, her own lingerie company, her own fragarance, etc...she'd be making money hand over fist...
Get a grip. Do you think women with a pretty face and big boobs are all that rare? Double D's will get you a lot of doors opened - literaly and figurativaly - but they don't automaticaly guarntee you millions.
fraga
06-03-2005, 10:35 AM
Whatever dude...
CosmicCowboy
06-03-2005, 10:39 AM
I could visualize Vanessa being 40 years old and weighing 200 pounds. You can tell she is already sucking her stomach in on the KIA commercials. Just don't see that happening with Eva...
bigzak25
06-03-2005, 10:40 AM
she could make alot of money, but eventually, she'll have to put out...and if she's married, that's gonna be tough...
MannyIsGod
06-03-2005, 10:43 AM
"whatever dude"
:lmao
I'm sorry man, I didn't mean to quash any dreams of dressing yourself up in Vanessa Macias brand panties and spraying Vanessa Macias brand perfume over yourself while you do your best Buffalo Bill impersenation.
Oh, don't forget the Vanessa Macias brand lotion you're going to need.
SWC Bonfire
06-03-2005, 10:45 AM
I could visualize Vanessa being 40 years old and weighing 200 pounds. You can tell she is already sucking her stomach in on the KIA commercials. Just don't see that happening with Eva...
Occupational hazzard. Be very careful with girls who's only redeeming virtue is their appearance.
Maybe if she could cook, well, we could talk then.
Jimcs50
06-03-2005, 10:46 AM
Eva needs some more meat on her thighs.. theres nothing down there to grab.
I can find something to grab, believe me.
:)
Jimcs50
06-03-2005, 10:48 AM
I could visualize Vanessa being 40 years old and weighing 200 pounds. You can tell she is already sucking her stomach in on the KIA commercials. Just don't see that happening with Eva...
Yeah, but by the time she is 40, you will be 60, so what does it matter.
:)
SWC Bonfire
06-03-2005, 10:48 AM
I can find something to grab, believe me.
:)
Jim, you ever make it to France? The girls there have figures very similar to Eva's, very slender but with some curves.
Come to think of it, I just figured out Eva's big draw on TP.
fraga
06-03-2005, 10:51 AM
:lmao
I'm sorry man, I didn't mean to quash any dreams of dressing yourself up in Vanessa Macias brand panties and spraying Vanessa Macias brand perfume over yourself while you do your best Buffalo Bill impersenation.
Oh, don't forget the Vanessa Macias brand lotion you're going to need.
My god you're an idiot...
CosmicCowboy
06-03-2005, 10:52 AM
Yeah, but by the time she is 40, you will be 60, so what does it matter.
:)
my family has a long and colorful history of producing extremely horny, dirty old men. I sincerely aspire to follow in my forefathers footsteps...:lol
fraga
06-03-2005, 12:10 PM
I just wanna see her nekid...
Kori Ellis
06-03-2005, 12:25 PM
I could visualize Vanessa being 40 years old and weighing 200 pounds. You can tell she is already sucking her stomach in on the KIA commercials. Just don't see that happening with Eva...
:rolleyes
Vanessa is like a size two or four on the bottom half. I don't think she needs to suck much in.
But you are right, Eva probably won't get fat. She's below size zero.
SWC Bonfire
06-03-2005, 03:14 PM
I'd bump it.
Xolotl
06-03-2005, 04:32 PM
I'm more partial to women with more meat on their bones.....thats why I moved to San Antonio after all :P That being said my favorite Eva still and always will be Mendes
Chief
06-03-2005, 04:36 PM
Yeah, but by the time she is 40, you will be 60, so what does it matter.
:)
:lol
you guy's are funny
Doesn't have anything to do with Eva or Vanessa, but I'd thought I'd contribute.
http://img196.echo.cx/img196/3944/19eq.jpg
http://www.boogleboo.com/uploads/0f13.gif
Jimcs50
06-03-2005, 09:10 PM
Who is this? I see she was on Howard Stern.
She has a sweet body.
:)
Johnny_Blaze_47
06-03-2005, 09:12 PM
Catherine Bell from "JAG."
Jimcs50
06-03-2005, 09:15 PM
Catherine Bell from "JAG."
I have never seen her before. I have never seen that show, so I guess that is why.
Jimcs50
06-03-2005, 09:16 PM
Man she looked good on Bruce Almighty. That's steh one time I rooted against Jennifer Aniston.
Oh yeah, that is where I did see her...she was the slut at the party.
I was thinking something similar, Longoria/Macias is an easy choice, but Mendes/Macias isn't as easy a choice, but I doubt it's a choice I'll ever actually have to make :bang
B.AlMighty
06-03-2005, 11:11 PM
They are all mighty fine looking women.
209Goodfella
06-04-2005, 03:17 PM
Thats it Im moving to Tejas!! Vanessa is stupid FINE.
Nice gif of Catherine Bell. I watched it for like 10 mins but Baba Booey fuck't it up though. That dude is hideous! :lol
nacho estrada
06-04-2005, 05:51 PM
^ Is that Mouse's Chick??? Look around her neck? No wonder he's broke all the time, its because he got her a MOUSE choker in diamonds! No serrusly, who is that? Wow, i've yet to see a SPURS jersey look so good.
ShoogarBear
06-04-2005, 05:54 PM
I can find something to grab, believe me.
:)
Yeah, but he was talking about on her, Jim.
Mark in Austin
06-04-2005, 07:02 PM
:lol
Mark in Austin
06-04-2005, 07:14 PM
my favorite Eva still and always will be Mendes
Word. I think she's more attractive than Eva Longoria or Vanessa Marcais.
209Goodfella
06-05-2005, 03:11 AM
The girl in my sig is Gloria Velez
www.gloriavelez.com
She does look good in a Spurs uni. :fro
goatchalupa
07-03-2005, 01:17 AM
This is the coolest girl EVER! I used to go out with her, AND I'm overweight, and I'm not wealthy, and I'm not alone.Vsnessa dates guys for who they are on the inside. She's one of the guys. She's never had breast implants, and she's very humble. She still blushes when people tell her she's pretty. She's the girl you take home to your mom, and she helps her cook dinner, while she talks sports with your dad. Everyone who meets her loves her, and I was stupid to take her for granted. I hope she reads this, but I know she never would. She hates reading about herself, because people can be so mean.
NameDropper
07-03-2005, 01:29 AM
This is the coolest girl EVER! I used to go out with her, AND I'm overweight, and I'm not wealthy, and I'm not alone.Vsnessa dates guys for who they are on the inside. She's one of the guys. She's never had breast implants, and she's very humble. She still blushes when people tell her she's pretty. She's the girl you take home to your mom, and she helps her cook dinner, while she talks sports with your dad. Everyone who meets her loves her, and I was stupid to take her for granted. I hope she reads this, but I know she never would. She hates reading about herself, because people can be so mean.
So I take it the rumor that you "hit it" was just that...a rumor?
fraga
07-05-2005, 08:03 AM
I heard she was engaged or is married...could you confirm or deny this Mr. Stalker..................just kidding about the stalker part...
fraga
07-05-2005, 10:48 AM
And what channel is this SiTV on...
fraga
07-05-2005, 11:57 AM
Awww shit...I don't get that channel...dammit...
goatchalupa
07-18-2005, 11:25 PM
Stalker here, she called off the wedding. She's single now. Apparently the guy turned out to be a real jerk. And by the way when I find the guy who started the vicious rumor that I "hit that", I'm gonna....
shake his hand.
Vashner
07-18-2005, 11:29 PM
This babe is smokin hot. I hope she does more like in Hollyweed.
HotAssComic
07-19-2005, 12:40 AM
Well I am confirming that she called off the wedding... but rumor is she's dating this HOT Comedian... And she is his love slave! :rollin
Vashner
07-19-2005, 04:41 AM
I just want to watch.....
fraga
07-19-2005, 07:37 AM
Oh mama...
Johnny_Blaze_47
07-19-2005, 08:45 AM
This thread is entirely worthless without more pictures.
I'm disappointed in all of you that you let this thread come back to life without pictures. :lol
fraga
07-19-2005, 09:17 AM
Yeah...you would think the "stalker" would sneak around and have some good photos...call yourself a stalker....pfffff...
Duff McCartney
07-19-2005, 01:31 PM
She came out in a new commercial where she is wearing a skirt type deal and you can see her boobs in it. Pretty good.
World Car knows that's the only reason people watch that commercial.
vanessa333
07-19-2005, 10:27 PM
goatchalupa how do u know Vanessa?
HotAssComic
07-19-2005, 11:45 PM
She came out in a new commercial where she is wearing a skirt type deal and you can see her boobs in it. Pretty good.
World Car knows that's the only reason people watch that commercial.
Well World Kia know why losers like you watch the commercial... they're even better when you take the mute off... now pull your pants up!
HotAssComic
07-20-2005, 12:01 AM
I agree!!! Finally someone with some sense and not perverted!
HotAssComic
07-20-2005, 12:05 AM
Damn Lesbians always have to have a say in things...
goatchalupa
07-20-2005, 12:12 AM
v333- I used to date her. DO you know her too?
goatchalupa
07-20-2005, 12:15 AM
And yes they're real
goatchalupa
07-20-2005, 12:21 AM
what? what are you talking about?
vanessa333
07-20-2005, 12:26 PM
Goatchalupa,
No i don't really know her, but she's bestfriends with a guy i know very well. and plus her ex was a TKE at UTSA and I knew him.
Wowed By Vanessa
07-20-2005, 06:23 PM
:smokin I saw Vanessa today at the San Antonio Board of Realtors New Member Orientation. It had been a year since I met her and her former fiance. When I first met them he was this Pillsbury Fat Dough Boy - Very unattractive, pasty white boy. I thought she must love him to be with his fat ass.
When I said hello to her and said how is he doing she gave this shivering looking. She indicated she was glad that was over. I guess deep down I admired her for being with a piece of shit when she could be with just about anyone. She truly is a beautiful lady and while screwing my wife this afternoon I was thinking about her. I am so pathetic. :)
While she is very beautiful I think her kind demeanor to strangers is probably her best asset. Speaking of assets, I have to admit that I think she got implants. Too bad if she did because she was already awesome without them.
hunter-thereckoning
07-20-2005, 06:24 PM
This is the coolest girl EVER! I used to go out with her, AND I'm overweight, and I'm not wealthy, and I'm not alone.Vsnessa dates guys for who they are on the inside. She's one of the guys. She's never had breast implants, and she's very humble. She still blushes when people tell her she's pretty. She's the girl you take home to your mom, and she helps her cook dinner, while she talks sports with your dad. Everyone who meets her loves her, and I was stupid to take her for granted. I hope she reads this, but I know she never would. She hates reading about herself, because people can be so mean.
could it be this guy?
Mr Dio
07-20-2005, 06:39 PM
plus her ex was a TKE at UTSA
I knew a couple of TKEs that weren't your typical frat kids.
Those 2 guys made a nice couple.
vanessa333
07-20-2005, 08:20 PM
Oh i didnt mean anything mean by saying he was a TKE, my boyfriend just graduated from UTSA and he was TKE president. He is definetly not your typical frat guy.
goatchalupa
07-21-2005, 12:02 AM
could it be this guy?
No. I'm overweight, but her ex-fiance is FAT! That guy is HUGE... and SHORT. She obviously doesn't date for looks. Always looking for the nice gut... I mean guy and ending up with a jerk. (Except for me of course) I heard the last guy treated her really bad and she finally left his ass.
hunter-thereckoning
07-21-2005, 12:06 AM
damn well i wish theres more girls like her
Jim Rome
07-21-2005, 12:10 AM
damn well i wish theres more girls like her
TYPICAL.
gospursgojas
07-21-2005, 12:30 AM
Vanessa was the only reason I watched Great Day SA, I stoped when she left... I watch it now b/c the New girl is pretty hot, but nowhere near Vanessa. I have to say top 3 hottest girls in San Antonio, that I know of
fraga
07-21-2005, 07:19 AM
Someone give her own show dammit...
HomerSimpson
07-21-2005, 07:30 AM
I Like her boobies
IX_Equilibrium
07-21-2005, 07:34 AM
She has a new World Car commercial out that I saw last night. She is wearing a tight dress. Damn.........
HotAssComic
07-25-2005, 11:41 AM
No. I'm overweight, but her ex-fiance is FAT! That guy is HUGE... and SHORT. She obviously doesn't date for looks. Always looking for the nice gut... I mean guy and ending up with a jerk. (Except for me of course) I heard the last guy treated her really bad and she finally left his ass.
Well from what I hear this weekend... she's with someone who is treating her right. She deserves it... she truly is a special person. Wish her the best...
goatchalupa
07-30-2005, 06:48 PM
from what I heard...she's still very single.
goatchalupa
08-04-2005, 06:15 PM
People were talking about blowing their wad to her on KISS this morning. She got like 4 votes in a row.
TheWriter
08-04-2005, 06:50 PM
People were talking about blowing their wad to her on KISS this morning. She got like 4 votes in a row.
She was on KISS this morning? What was said?
goatchalupa
08-04-2005, 06:58 PM
She wasn't. They were just talking about masturbation and naturally she came up.
JoeChalupa
08-04-2005, 07:00 PM
another chalupa in the house?
goatchalupa
08-04-2005, 07:06 PM
we might be brothers
Horry For 3!
08-04-2005, 07:23 PM
Pretty good.
ShoogarBear
08-04-2005, 07:41 PM
A pair of chalupas! Appropriate, given the thread.
goatchalupa
08-04-2005, 07:48 PM
yes but which ones would you rather have in your mouth?
ShoogarBear
08-04-2005, 07:55 PM
Good thing you're not sheepchalupa, or I know what tlong's answer would be . . .
JoeChalupa
08-04-2005, 08:20 PM
I hope Vanessa loves a nice hot chalupa once in awhile.
goatchalupa
08-04-2005, 10:16 PM
I heard she likes cabrito
goatchalupa
08-04-2005, 10:33 PM
http://www.vanessamacias.exploretalent.com/display_image2.php?file_name=541369&talentnum=309336
posted this, but I can't post attachments.
HotAssComic
08-05-2005, 01:29 PM
Wow 2 chalupas ... both just a little sad. Awwww...
bigzak25
08-05-2005, 01:36 PM
there is a vanessa333 reading this thread.
if that is you ms. macias. i love you and your car commercials. that is all. :smokin
HotAssComic
08-05-2005, 01:50 PM
there is a vanessa333 reading this thread.
if that is you ms. macias. i love you and your car commercials. that is all. :smokin
No not her... wish it were her! :spin
HotAssComic
08-05-2005, 02:08 PM
You don't think if she was reading this she would have said something already about these LOSERS talking about wacking off to her... Come on now.
bigzak25
08-05-2005, 02:11 PM
losers cuz they wack off?
losers cuz they wack off to her?
or losers cuz they talk about wacking off to her?
by the way, this is all very hard to type while wacking off. http://www.thetrolls.com/phpbb/images/smiles/icon_banana_r.gif
HotAssComic
08-05-2005, 02:18 PM
by the way, this is all very hard to type while wacking off. http://www.thetrolls.com/phpbb/images/smiles/icon_banana_r.gif
LOL... funny. LOSERS because they talk about walking off to her #1... then proceed to talk as if they even have a shot of getting with her and using their "Chalupas"... lol. First off any man that calls his member a chalupa should be beat with a bag of doorknobs until his brains are on the floor. That's just sad and pathetic... not even cute. A Chalupa? yes let me name my member after a taco like fast food that is known to give people Diarrhea! Great thought process there... lol. What a dumbass! :lol
goatchalupa
08-05-2005, 05:11 PM
I never said I named my "member" anything, much less "chalupa".
What dumbass comic is trying to say is he's defensive because he knows her.
Talk about LOSERS, what about those self-proclaimed "Hot" people.
Dumbass.
HotAssComic
08-05-2005, 09:56 PM
Listen Goat-boy... Not defensive. Just find it a bit pathetic everyone on this thread talking junk. That's all... that's number 1. Second, not self-proclaimed... but going by what others have told me. I hope GoatChalupa isn't a nickname based on any physical or facial characteristics you have... So relax... And if you weren't the one talking about your member named "chalupa"... why you getting so defensive... huh? a little self conscious are we??? Why is it not really a chalupa... more of a Tacito?
ShoogarBear
08-05-2005, 10:03 PM
LOL. This thread is getting good.
JoeChalupa
08-06-2005, 09:09 AM
Why all the "chalupa" hate?
JoeChalupa
08-06-2005, 09:12 AM
You are correct sir!
goatchalupa
08-07-2005, 02:56 PM
Listen Goat-boy... Not defensive. Just find it a bit pathetic everyone on this thread talking junk. That's all... that's number 1. Second, not self-proclaimed... but going by what others have told me. I hope GoatChalupa isn't a nickname based on any physical or facial characteristics you have... So relax... And if you weren't the one talking about your member named "chalupa"... why you getting so defensive... huh? a little self conscious are we??? Why is it not really a chalupa... more of a Tacito?
Compliments form Mom and Grandma don't justify calling yourself "HOT"...
Typical internet answer, "I've been told I'm hot." Please. If you're so sure post a pic and deal with what posts follow. No one who is actually hot, says their hot.
Point stands, you're defensive because you know Vanessa. Get over it. She's in the public, she knows what that entails. You don't have to be her daddy by monitoring a message board and self-rightously telling everybody on it we're losers for posting about her. Get off it already.
HotAssComic
08-07-2005, 03:27 PM
I never said I was hot... look over all the posts not once did I say I was hot. So get off my ass already. And don't be mad because I'm calling people out for being sad... I've said it before when people talking about other females & celebrities... its a bit pathetic... so if you've done it... YES I'm CALLING YOU PATHETIC. Deal with it... Aaawwwww don't cry
fraga
08-08-2005, 07:31 AM
You people have turned this precious thread to crap...are you happy...are you all happy...and I find it hard to believe that no one has ever talked about a fine ass celebrity or female...cause if you haven't...well....then you're gay...it's that simple...
Now let's get back on track with the chick with the huge rack...
Princess45
09-22-2005, 09:03 PM
This is the coolest girl EVER! I used to go out with her, AND I'm overweight, and I'm not wealthy, and I'm not alone.Vsnessa dates guys for who they are on the inside. She's one of the guys. She's never had breast implants, and she's very humble. She still blushes when people tell her she's pretty. She's the girl you take home to your mom, and she helps her cook dinner, while she talks sports with your dad. Everyone who meets her loves her, and I was stupid to take her for granted. I hope she reads this, but I know she never would. She hates reading about herself, because people can be so mean.
Hey Goat, when did you date her? Recently?
goatchalupa
09-26-2005, 02:17 AM
I dated her after she graduated from North Texas in 2001... so i guess early 2002.
Kori Ellis
09-26-2005, 02:22 AM
Why did you bump this second thread about Vanessa?
I think she's beautiful and I heard she's very nice, but one thread is enough on the same subject.
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