Listen up Lakers, this is How you Beat the Heat

[ezau]

Well, well, Spurs once again proving that they're the best team in basketball. Heat came to our building and we used their jerseys to wipe the floor. Lakers on the other hand, let the Heat fuck their wives in the master's bedroom, while they were sleeping on the couch.


P.S. Lakers got sodomized on Christmas Day no less. :lol:lol:lol

NBA=F:lolcked

[Dunc n Dave]

FACT: Only Top 5 team the Heat have beaten this season: the L.A. Lakers IN STAPLES.
Miami is "0-fer" vs the C's, Mavs, Spurs, and Bulls.

[ezau]

Heat just beating the inferior team that they're supposed to beat in Staples. No surprises.

[NRHector]

:flag:> Heat > Lakers

[4>0rings]

FACT: Only Top 5 team the Heat have beaten this season: the L.A. Lakers IN STAPLES.
Miami is "0-fer" vs the C's, Mavs, Spurs, and Bulls.
:wow:lmao:toast

[Jt.ONE]

:flag::flag::flag:

[Venti Quattro]

Thanks :flag:

[ezau]

Thanks :flag:
good:toast:toast

[Banzai]

Defense, hot 3 point shooting etc

[Rummpd]

The Spurs lead the league in three point shooting so it is not unexpected from their great shooters to take advantage of great ball movement and drain them over and over.

[Giuseppe]

Worked splendidly for the Suns last May.

tee, hee.

[BlackSwordsMan]

Lakers let their prey go out and play in the field and you eventually get a field full of rats thinking the black mamba let them live not knowing June is his feeding time.
tee, hee

[Man In Black]

Hey Sep...tell us...Are the Suns the same team now that they were back then? What about the Spurs? For the same matter the LAL?

Nope, Nope, and nope. RECOGNIZE...so why do you keep referencing past tense?
Okay let's reference past tense but more recent past tense:
Ffo2sk0d7gA


HEY TOBEY...Are the Spurs still no better than, what did you say...a six seed?
:lmao :lmao :lmao

[ChuckD]

Defense, hot 3 point shooting etc

Actually, MIA scored 95 points and shot 47-48%. Our 3 point shooting (17-28) was way too easy, since they refused to play P'n'R defense at any point in the game. It was like practice.

[Giuseppe]

I smell skunk.

[Man In Black]

I smell punked...yet again. :lmao
The Tree of Woe awaits ye.

[TheMACHINE]

Well, well, Spurs once again proving that they're the best team in basketball. Heat came to our building and we used their jerseys to wipe the floor. Lakers on the other hand, let the Heat fuck their wives in the master's bedroom, while they were sleeping on the couch.


P.S. Lakers got sodomized on Christmas Day no less. :lol:lol:lol

NBA=F:lolcked

Lol..."we"

[Giuseppe]

"Vengeance is mine." sayeth The MACHINE.

[Dim Tuncan]

Well, well, Spurs once again proving that they're the best team in basketball. Heat came to our building and we used their jerseys to wipe the floor. Lakers on the other hand, let the Heat fuck their wives in the master's bedroom, while they were sleeping on the couch.


P.S. Lakers got sodomized on Christmas Day no less. :lol:lol:lol

NBA=F:lolcked


who is gary payton thinking about in your sig?

[Disturbed]

Ok now where is the "Listen up Heat, this is how you beat the Spurs In San Antonio" thread?

[21_Blessings]

:flag:

[Kyle Orton]

21, if you're gonna bump every premature ejaculation thread ezau made about the Lakers, you may be here awhile.

[redzero]

21, if you're gonna bump every premature ejaculation thread ezau made about the Lakers, you may be here awhile.

You can say that again.

[Kyle Orton]

Btw it's good to see you back. Thanks for sending niggas to the tree of woe regarding Bosh while I was banned.

[KillerMamba]

I know this is late, but lol

[Beau]

Spurs just demonstrating both the right and wrong way to play the Heat.

They're just that good. They can fuck around like that. They don't even need to show up if they don't want to. They already fucked up the Lakers to the tune of 2-0 and the Heat by 30 points, what more do they have to prove?

2010-11 NBA Regular Season Champions.

Neal with it...

[lefty]

Ezau with the ultimate jinx thread

[Ace]

Classic GNSF thread. Now nowhere to be found...

[hater]

Cia pop

[Venti Quattro]

Is there a manual for not getting exactly revenged at by the Heat?

[ezau]

Is there a manual for not getting exactly revenged at by the Heat?

I think you should look for a manual that would teach the Lakers how to beat the Heat. Remember, you are 0-2 against the cHeat this year:lol:lol

[Venti Quattro]

How do we beat the Grizzlies, ezau? Can we borrow your manual for beating the Grizzlies? Thanks!

:flag: :flag: :flag:

[Vertical]

ezau on the end of a Venti beatdown

[TheMACHINE]

How do we beat the Grizzlies, ezau? Can we borrow your manual for beating the Grizzlies? Thanks!

:flag: :flag: :flag:

I think the manual states to be down by three and get a miracle three pointer to send it to overtime.