DoK vs. retarded Rocketfan bet tracker

[Kyle Orton]

Rockets have a better record than the Suns, I never post again. Suns have a better record than the Rockets, you never post again. Deal?


Deal. Enjoy your last season at Spurstalk. :king

Suns current record, 32-28. Rockets current record, 31-32. Looks like the architect of "Rockets = 2nd seed" is in trouble :lol

[The Reckoning]

jews dont honor bets. my jew "friend" still owes me 20 bucks for him betting against UT three years ago.

[Kyle Orton]

Tbh that's not true. Jews usually have no problem honoring business deals we make, we're just famous for making extremely slimy and dishonest business deals :lol

[Venti Quattro]

Tbh that's not true. Jews usually have no problem honoring business deals we make, we're just famous for making extremely slimy and dishonest business deals :lol

lol jamie dimon

[Giuseppe]

But, you're a Denver fan, asshole.

[Giuseppe]

I don't do trolls, Tyson.

It's my religion.

And he's a Nuggets fanPERIOD

[Giuseppe]

well in order to avoid getting trolled or just sounding like an idiot you should at least try to use a little common sense and keep up, even if you don't use any trolls yourself

No. He made this bed, Tyson.

And he's laying in it.

And that's just the way it's gonna be.

[Giuseppe]

lol i know dok personally and i can assure you that calling him a nugget fan doesn't bother him in the least, in fact he finds it hilarious


Well, then, pish-posh,

Let us proceed...

[Xylus]

DOK, the Suns are only 2 games out of the 6th seed. It could happen. :lol

[Kyle Orton]

DOK, the Suns are only 2 games out of the 6th seed. It could happen. :lol

:lmao

[Kyle Orton]

jews dont honor bets. my jew "friend" still owes me 20 bucks for him betting against UT three years ago.

Btw, this reminded me of this:
So a "friend" of mine owes me money. He came over to my house the other day and soliticted my help. He said there was 10 bucks in it for me if I did 3 loads of laundry and washed all his dishes. I did it as fast as I could, about 2 hours after he asked, it was done. He was running out of tobacco, so I gave him the rest of my tobacco because he's a heavier smoker than I am. A little short on cash around this time of the month, he promised me that he'd have the money to me the next day. This was on Sunday. So, theoretically, by Monday I should have the money.

He says that he didn't get his check on Monday. Okay, I said, and I left it at that. I ask him again today, he says he has his check is here but he needs to get to the bank. Okay, I said, again. Tonight I go over to his apartment and he procedes to tell me that he spent my 10 dollars on something "we (his other friends) got some stuff and he didn't have the 10 dollars to pay me back." So he promises me the ten dollars on Wednesday. I have a busy day tomorrow so I won't find out until 4PM tomorrow if he's lying to me. He tells me to get a job because I don't make enough money. Well, if he'd pay me...

I've given a lot to this guy. He got meals at my apartment at least twice a week for six months last year. He didn't have cable so I let him watch whatever he wanted to watch, let him stay in my apartment from 6AM to 10PM every night and he was the one who left. When I went away on trips, he sometimes would have a key to let himself in. I subsequently found my VCR broken (brand-new). I even financed a tattoo about a year ago and it took him 8 months to get me 70 dollars for it. I even paid for the cream to keep it from becoming infected.

I want this "friend" out of my life. He's a user and he's found that the milk has gone sour on me so he's keeping other people a priority now that I don't have the cash to support his many habits. Because I don't get pissed and angry and curse in his face, he thinks I'm a pushoever. Some "friend."

Has this ever happened to anyone else? Do you do this to other people?

[ginobili's bald spot]

Btw, this reminded me of this:
So a "friend" of mine owes me money. He came over to my house the other day and soliticted my help. He said there was 10 bucks in it for me if I did 3 loads of laundry and washed all his dishes. I did it as fast as I could, about 2 hours after he asked, it was done. He was running out of tobacco, so I gave him the rest of my tobacco because he's a heavier smoker than I am. A little short on cash around this time of the month, he promised me that he'd have the money to me the next day. This was on Sunday. So, theoretically, by Monday I should have the money.

He says that he didn't get his check on Monday. Okay, I said, and I left it at that. I ask him again today, he says he has his check is here but he needs to get to the bank. Okay, I said, again. Tonight I go over to his apartment and he procedes to tell me that he spent my 10 dollars on something "we (his other friends) got some stuff and he didn't have the 10 dollars to pay me back." So he promises me the ten dollars on Wednesday. I have a busy day tomorrow so I won't find out until 4PM tomorrow if he's lying to me. He tells me to get a job because I don't make enough money. Well, if he'd pay me...

I've given a lot to this guy. He got meals at my apartment at least twice a week for six months last year. He didn't have cable so I let him watch whatever he wanted to watch, let him stay in my apartment from 6AM to 10PM every night and he was the one who left. When I went away on trips, he sometimes would have a key to let himself in. I subsequently found my VCR broken (brand-new). I even financed a tattoo about a year ago and it took him 8 months to get me 70 dollars for it. I even paid for the cream to keep it from becoming infected.

I want this "friend" out of my life. He's a user and he's found that the milk has gone sour on me so he's keeping other people a priority now that I don't have the cash to support his many habits. Because I don't get pissed and angry and curse in his face, he thinks I'm a pushoever. Some "friend."

Has this ever happened to anyone else? Do you do this to other people?




:lol One of the most underrated threads in spurstalk history.

[4>0rings]

Btw, this reminded me of this:
So a "friend" of mine owes me money. He came over to my house the other day and soliticted my help. He said there was 10 bucks in it for me if I did 3 loads of laundry and washed all his dishes. I did it as fast as I could, about 2 hours after he asked, it was done. He was running out of tobacco, so I gave him the rest of my tobacco because he's a heavier smoker than I am. A little short on cash around this time of the month, he promised me that he'd have the money to me the next day. This was on Sunday. So, theoretically, by Monday I should have the money.

He says that he didn't get his check on Monday. Okay, I said, and I left it at that. I ask him again today, he says he has his check is here but he needs to get to the bank. Okay, I said, again. Tonight I go over to his apartment and he procedes to tell me that he spent my 10 dollars on something "we (his other friends) got some stuff and he didn't have the 10 dollars to pay me back." So he promises me the ten dollars on Wednesday. I have a busy day tomorrow so I won't find out until 4PM tomorrow if he's lying to me. He tells me to get a job because I don't make enough money. Well, if he'd pay me...

I've given a lot to this guy. He got meals at my apartment at least twice a week for six months last year. He didn't have cable so I let him watch whatever he wanted to watch, let him stay in my apartment from 6AM to 10PM every night and he was the one who left. When I went away on trips, he sometimes would have a key to let himself in. I subsequently found my VCR broken (brand-new). I even financed a tattoo about a year ago and it took him 8 months to get me 70 dollars for it. I even paid for the cream to keep it from becoming infected.

I want this "friend" out of my life. He's a user and he's found that the milk has gone sour on me so he's keeping other people a priority now that I don't have the cash to support his many habits. Because I don't get pissed and angry and curse in his face, he thinks I'm a pushoever. Some "friend."

Has this ever happened to anyone else? Do you do this to other people?What would make a person post something like this from their personal life on a forum of trolls? :lmao I guess it's true what they say about gay people and having smaller brains.

[4>0rings]

lol working for your friend for 5 dollars an hour

what a bitch
He never collected the cash so he worked for free. :lmao Though he was probably in love with this guy so he let him walk all over himself.

[Kai]

Houston plays Phoenix 2 times in the next two weeks I believe. Could be an interesting development.... Dragic is beasting tonight!

[Kai]

Houston 37-34
Phoenix 35-33

[IronMexican]

It must be hard losing a bet to someone as retarded as The Franchise. Hope it doesn't happen.

[Kyle Orton]

lol someone other than the Franchise bumping this thread.

Stupid Rockets fans unite :cry!

[Kai]

Hey Man the stakes are high. I'm interested.

[Kyle Orton]

Rockets = 2nd seed :cry

Tbh even if I lose this, at least I didn't say something as retarded as Rockets = 2nd seed :lmao

[GoodOdor]

Tbh even if I lose this, at least I didn't say something as retarded as Rockets = 2nd seed :lmao

DOK creating a little safety net:lol

[Kyle Orton]

Tbh no safety net. When I made this bet there was a possibility the Suns would make a whole bunch of stupid trades and completely flip the team, I can just take solace in the fact I wasn't retarded enough to say they're gonna get the 2nd seed.

[koriwhat]

Tbh no safety net. When I made this bet there was a possibility the Suns would make a whole bunch of stupid trades and completely flip the team, I can just take solace in the fact I wasn't retarded enough to say they're gonna get the 2nd seed.

don't worry man, you always have that other wagon to jump on too but i doubt them knicks gonna go anywhere either. goodluck bandwagoneer.

[GoodOdor]

don't worry man, you always have that other wagon to jump on too but i doubt them knicks gonna go anywhere either. goodluck bandwagoneer.

I thought you and your calf tats were back on hiatus?

[Kai]

Tbh even if I lose this, at least I didn't say something as retarded as Rockets = 2nd seed :lmao

I believe that would be Double-Up and DaDakota that said that, but alright....

[Kyle Orton]

don't worry man, you always have that other wagon to jump on too but i doubt them knicks gonna go anywhere either. goodluck bandwagoneer.

I also have a college that's currently in the sweet 16. I guess having a high school diploma that gets into Universities with good athletic programs has its advantages :lol

[Kyle Orton]

I believe that would be Double-Up and DaDakota that said that, but alright....

I didn't see any other Rockets fans disagreeing with it.

[koriwhat]

I also have a college that's currently in the sweet 16. I guess having a high school diploma that gets into Universities with good athletic programs has its advantages :lol

who gives a fuck, i hate college ball. too funny watching you try to pull everything out of your ass to try and diss me and still come up short.

[Kyle Orton]

who gives a fuck, i hate college ball. too funny watching you try to pull everything out of your ass to try and diss me and still come up short.

I would hate college ball if I was too stupid for college.

[midnightpulp]

who gives a fuck, i hate college ball. too funny watching you try to pull everything out of your ass to try and diss me and still come up short.

Sup, Perry.


nope, you're wrong. just cause i find it funny that kool has you on lockdown and your little ass is all cry baby about it doesn't constitute me as some kind of member of any sort of "crew".

you're a little cry baby and your threads speak volumes.

i hope you die on the air you can't breathe.

[koriwhat]

I would hate college ball if I was too stupid for college.

you have no idea what real life is... that's the fuckin' truth. i doubt you've been through much in your little existence to actually puff that chest around as if you're something big.

Real Fuckin' Talk!

[koriwhat]

Sup, Perry.

Sup, pedophile dickless ocd having midget.

[midnightpulp]

you have no idea what real life is... that's the fuckin' truth. i doubt you've been through much in your little existence to actually puff that chest around as if you're something big.

Real Fuckin' Talk!

So growing your hair long and gettin' sum bitchin' calf tats is real life, I take it?

[Kyle Orton]

You're right, I have no idea what it's like to have a falling out with my dad. Sorry if I have provoked anything involving you and your daddy issues.

[koriwhat]

So growing your hair long and gettin' sum bitchin' calf tats is real life, I take it?

take a step out your front door, oh wait... i forgot about your handicap, and no i'm talking about you being a midget.


You're right, I have no idea what it's like to have a falling out with my dad. Sorry if I have provoked anything involving you and your daddy issues.

daddy issues? hahahaha! reaching once again, just like the DiK you are.

[koriwhat]

koriwhat sup homie?

whatup boss!?

[Kyle Orton]

Tbh, what real life experiences have you been through. I'd have sympathy for you if getting made fun of for hippie hair and calf tats was traumatizing, but calf tats and hippie hair are personal decisions you made.

[koriwhat]

Tbh, what real life experiences have you been through. I'd have sympathy for you if getting made fun of for hippie hair and calf tats was traumatizing, but calf tats and hippie hair are personal decisions you made.

you have no idea and i'm not here to start this explanation bs with you like you try to lure me into time after time again.

btw, i only get made fun of here at ST which is fine by me, i don't need validation for how much of a badass i am from some chumps off the net.

[koriwhat]

btw, where you at spineless little pedopulp? ain't got anything else to say, you gasping for your next breath so you can speak up? what's wrong midg?

[midnightpulp]

you have no idea and i'm not here to start this explanation bs with you like you try to lure me into time after time again.

btw, i only get made fun of here at ST which is fine by me, i don't need validation for how much of a badass i am from some chumps off the net.

:lmao

[GoodOdor]

btw, where you at spineless little pedopulp? ain't got anything else to say, you gasping for your next breath so you can speak up? what's wrong midg?

calm down bro.

[midnightpulp]

btw, where you at spineless little pedopulp? ain't got anything else to say, you gasping for your next breath so you can speak up? what's wrong midg?

Yep. From laughing so hard at what a failure you are.

[Kyle Orton]

you have no idea and i'm not here to start this explanation bs with you like you try to lure me into time after time again.

btw, i only get made fun of here at ST which is fine by me, i don't need validation for how much of a badass i am from some chumps off the net.

try to :lmao?

[koriwhat]

http://images1.memegenerator.net/ImageMacro/5360702/breath-goes-in-breath-goes-out-you-cant-explain-that.jpg?imageSize=Medium&generatorName=BillORiley

[koriwhat]

Yep. From laughing so hard at what a failure you are.

you can't even walk out your front door and yet i'm the failure? fuckin' too much hahaha!

i guess phoenix online is your best bet to move up in this world.

[midnightpulp]

I take it this is why Perry has so much hostility towards me lately:


in his upcoming movie "Hesher."

Except from the interview:

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2010/01/23/arts/23hesher/blogSpan.jpg

Shad Jenkinship: What exactly is a "hesher?"

Joseph Gordon-Levitt: (laughs) How can I describe this while still being politically correct. (pauses) They're typically a lower-class Southern male - but they have been known to exist all over the country and world - who are very aggressive and anti-social, but have a unique style and attitude. They have long hair, a perpetual black eye and bloody lip, listen to heavy metal, and seemingly can't grow facial hair beyond the peach fuzz phase, no matter how old they are.

Basically, they're the guy who carves the Slayer logo into his chest, sells bags of Oregano disguised as marijuana to middle-schoolers, dismisses personal hygiene, huffs paint, dreams of one day owning a Camaro I-ROC, lights small animals on fire, carries nunchucks in his back pocket, jerks off into the mayonnaise at the grocery store before putting it back onto the shelf, and generally just likes to cause trouble for the hell of it.

SJ: I understand your character in the movie was based off a real person.

JGL: Yeah. A guy named Perry who lives in San Antonio.

SJ: Tell me about your preparation for the role, which took you to San Antonio where you spent six weeks with Perry.

JGL: (laughs for a good minute) This guy is something else. He picks me up at the airport in this 1984 Firebird that looks like complete hell. Like it just had an accident. I get in, and the odor of turpentine hits me like a hammer. At my feet are a pile of turpentine soaked rags that I presume Perry was using to get high. I politely tell him that the odor is making me sick and then ask him if we could put them in the trunk. He simply tells me, "Fuck no, fag."

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Perry's 1984 Firebird

SJ: (laughs) How was the ride to your hotel?

JGL: Brutal. I have my head out the window like a dog, gasping for air, feeling near death, and here's Perry head-banging away to Judas Priest's "Breaking the Law" with not a care in the world.

SJ: Most people would've walked away at the point.

JGL: I was close, trust me. Especially when Perry started masturbating at a railroad stop. But the reason I signed on to "Hesher" was for the challenge, so enduring six weeks with this person was simply going to be another part of that challenge. And I figured it would all be worth it if it would allow me to bring more authenticity to the character.

SJ: Tell me about some of your experiences with Perry.

JGL: Hanging out with him, I never knew what the next day would bring...

SJ: Before you begin, I have to ask: Did you actually participate in any of these situations, many of which I assume were illegal?

JGL: No. I just observed. And I told Perry that I would report him if he were to do anything super serious, like kill a dog, blow up a car, call in a bomb threat to the Alamo, or something. He called me a "pussy ass bitch" for that, but I could tell the message got through to him. Still, he was disappointed. Later he confessed to me that he wanted to dig up a grave.

SJ: So what did you see Perry do?

JGL: Wow. Not sure if I can remember everything. The guy literally lives to bother other people, so each day was filled with such. He'd drive down the street and call every passing pedestrian a fag. He filled water balloons with urine and threw them at parked cars. He bought a stack of pornographic magazines and put them on the steps at a church. He tried to crash a local high-school dance. One of his favorite things to do is to go to a public place and step into someone's picture as they're taking it. As funny as that seems, I think it's an expression of his desire to have friends and to be accepted by normal society.

SJ: He doesn't have any friends?

JGL: No. Everyone seems to hate the guy, which I felt bad about, but at the same time, could completely understand. He's a very abrasive, obnoxious, and destructive individual.

SJ: Did you become friends with him?

JGL: I tried, but he made things difficult. I told him that when "Hesher" premieres at Sundance, I'd fly him out, all expenses paid. He responded by asking me if he'd be able to dry hump Natalie Portman. At that point, I felt it best to cut off all contact with him. I will say this, though, without his "tutelage," so to speak, I don't think I would've been able to bring the same level of realism to the role as I did. For that, I will always be indebted to him.

SJ: Do you think you'll contact him again?

JGL: It's doubtful. I can only take being called a fag so many times.

"Hesher" comes to theaters in limited release on April 1st.


www.hesherinfo.com

Trailer:

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[Kyle Orton]

i guess phoenix online is your best bet to move up in this world.

lets not act like wherever the fuck you're getting credits is any better than phoenix online

[koriwhat]

hostility towards you? nah... just hope that last breath is your last. have fun climbing the step ladder so you're able to reach the bread, pj, and jelly to make them sandwiches at mommas cause your ass is scared of the outside world and O2.

[midnightpulp]

hostility towards you? nah... just hope that last breath is your last. have fun climbing the step ladder so your able to reach the bread, pj, and jelly to make them sandwiches at mommas cause your ass is scared of the outside world and O2.

Uh, your last breath is always your last, dumbshit. :lmao

I think what you meant to say is, "I hope that your next breath is your last."

Do you figure out new ways to fail, or does it just come naturally, Perry?

[koriwhat]

Uh, your last breath is always your last, dumbshit. :lmao

I think what you meant to say is, "I hope that your next breath is your last."

Do you figure out new ways to fail, or does it just come naturally, Perry?

die midg! i have no sympathy for pedophiles like you. go make another thread about how it's cool to fuck 12 yr olds. sick fuck!

pedopulp.

[Kai]

I didn't see any other Rockets fans disagreeing with it.

I believe my exact words were "Lets try to win a game first"

[midnightpulp]

die midg! i have no sympathy for pedophiles like you. go make another thread about how it's cool to fuck 12 yr olds. sick fuck!

pedopulp.

I never made such a thread. Quit lying, Perry.

[koriwhat]

I never made such a thread. Quit lying, Perry.

pedopulp. thank god you're not able to go out of your pad and fuck around with little kids. thank god!

[midnightpulp]

pedopulp. thank god you're not able to go out of your pad and fuck around with little kids. thank god!

But I'm able to leave the house, and I do so everyday. So you better grab those pitchforks and torches and come hunt me down.

[koriwhat]

But I'm able to leave the house, and I do so everyday. So you better grab those pitchforks and torches and come hunt me down.

no need to, you're a fuckin' midg... all i need is a couple feet so i can get a good running start to punt your lil ass over the goal post.

[midnightpulp]

no need to, you're a fuckin' midg... all i need is a couple feet so i can get a good running start to punt your lil ass over the goal post.

How tall are you, Perry?

[koriwhat]

How tall are you, Perry?

20 ft

[midnightpulp]

20 ft

With your stretched out, I believe you.

[koriwhat]

With your stretched out, I believe you.

what? talk english motherfucker!

[midnightpulp]

what? talk english motherfucker!

Nice catch, Perry.

I meant to say, With your hair stretched out.