The Onion: Duncan Autobiography Reveals He Is Friends With 10,000 Women

[duncan228]

It's video, hit the link.


Tim Duncan Autobiography Reveals He Is Friends With 10,000 Women (http://www.onionsportsnetwork.com/video/tim-duncan-autobiography-reveals-he-is-friends-wit,19421/)

The gregarious Spurs forward is making waves by claiming to have built supportive, meaningful friendships with more than 10,000 women in his NBA career.

http://www.onionsportsnetwork.com/video/tim-duncan-autobiography-reveals-he-is-friends-wit,19421/

[InTheCrust]

:lol onion with the goods

[Cessation]

lol

[Juggity]

The people who write for the Onion are geniuses

[Libri]

Shocking!! :wow

:rollin

[rwb]

Too funny. I love that show. At least the Onion talks about the Spurs.

[DirkISaCocLuvinPuSSy]

haha can't stop a pal hound like duncan lol

[PuttPutt]

If I was the Greatest Power Forward EVER, I probably would too. :lol

[Doctor J]

Does this book exist at all? I researched but I can't find.

[tdunk21]

playa.......lol

[miss paxton]

"I had a woman for a friend once--not for me." :rollin

Also, who knew cafes and independent bookstores were Duncan's hunting grounds? Too funny.

Thanks for posting!

[spurs1990]

These were more funny when Duncan was a really good basketball player.

[Juggity]

These were more funny when Duncan was a really good basketball player.

It was only 2 or 3 games ago where he got three consecutive blocks in a matter of 8 seconds

[wildbill2u]

It's video, hit the link.



http://www.onionsportsnetwork.com/video/tim-duncan-autobiography-reveals-he-is-friends-wit,19421/

"...a pal-hound like Duncan."

Twitter comments: It was so much fun shopping with you. We must do it again soon.

:rollin

Ya gotta love the Onion and its fav basketball player, Tim Duncan.

[ShoogarBear]

Who are the other 9999 bitches?

[RuffnReadyOzStyle]

Ya gotta love the Onion and its fav basketball player, Tim Duncan.

Yeah, geeks appreciate fundamentals and the beauty of the game played properly. :tu

[m33p0]

"That's a whole lotta level of friendly." :lol

[Spurologist]

Does this book exist at all? I researched but I can't find.

http://www.determinismsucks.net/archive/Not_Sure_if_Serious-%28n1292338719834%29.jpg

[greyforest]

I think Tim Duncan probably really really loves The Onion, because they always do this to him.

[duncan228]

An excerpt from the book. :lol


Excerpt From Tim Duncan's Shocking Autobiography 'My Slam Dunk Life' (http://www.onionsportsnetwork.com/articles/excerpt-from-tim-duncans-shocking-autobiography-my,19638/)

NBA fans are buzzing after word leaked that, in his autobiography "My Slam Dunk Life," Spurs forward Tim Duncan would claim to have had supportive friendships with more than 10,000 women in the course of his 14-year NBA career. Here's a page from the book:

Keep reading... (http://www.onionsportsnetwork.com/articles/excerpt-from-tim-duncans-shocking-autobiography-my,19638/)

http://www.onionsportsnetwork.com/articles/excerpt-from-tim-duncans-shocking-autobiography-my,19638/

[bigdog]

:lol The Onion just made my day.

[polandprzem]

Wow, Tim realy had a time to write?

[Em-City]

Does this book exist at all? I researched but I can't find.


http://www.determinismsucks.net/archive/Not_Sure_if_Serious-%28n1292338719834%29.jpg


:rollin:rollin:rollin:rollin:rollin:rollin:rollin
*dead*

[SourCandy]

:lmao Love it

[METALMiKE]

Does this book exist at all? I researched but I can't find.

By "researched" do you mean you Googled?

[velik_m]

An excerpt from the book. :lol



http://www.onionsportsnetwork.com/articles/excerpt-from-tim-duncans-shocking-autobiography-my,19638/

:lol

page 42

[easjer]

The excerpt had me rolling on the floor. I loved that he befriended an entire bachelorette party once.