Has Midget ever picked up a basketball in his life?

[KobeSynco_TimQuattro]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWHFRKFJjBc&playnext=1&list=PL7035DFBDB971713E

[KobeSynco_TimQuattro]

sup kool


Not Kool, faggot.

[stretch]

hi kool

[cheguevara]

sup hiv

[midnightpulp]

Keep going dude...please...I couldn't care less about you and your Lakers. Because the only thing that matters is the recording studio in my house, the paid for vehicle in my driveway, and the 3 bedroom house I have at the age of 29. Accuse me of never having played basketball all you want, but while you're still at home in your mom's basement, I actually do something with my life. The name's Midnightpulp..nice to meet you. If you ever want some land in the Texas hill country, or need a studio to record, look me up.

[Kobe_5_Duncan_4]

Keep going dude...please...I couldn't care less about you and your Lakers. Because the only thing that matters is the recording studio in my house, the paid for vehicle in my driveway, and the 3 bedroom house I have at the age of 29. Accuse me of never having played basketball all you want, but while you're still at home in your mom's basement, I actually do something with my life. The name's Midnightpulp..nice to meet you. If you ever want some land in the Texas hill country, or need a studio to record, look me up.


:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao


I wish I was a little bit taller

I wish I was a baller....

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

[HarlemHo 37]

What sup Greg Oden

[Kobe_5_Duncan_4]

Serious question:

Is there a big demand for Midget music? Or is this a new niche market you are hoping to carve out?

[Greg Oden]

Keep going dude...please...I couldn't care less about you and your Lakers. Because the only thing that matters is the recording studio in my house, the paid for vehicle in my driveway, and the 3 bedroom house I have at the age of 29. Accuse me of never having played basketball all you want, but while you're still at home in your mom's basement, I actually do something with my life. The name's Midnightpulp..nice to meet you. If you ever want some land in the Texas hill country, or need a studio to record, look me up.

I had a tough time deciding if that was copy pasta until I remembered the legend that is 90210.

[Greg Oden]

What sup Greg Oden

hey, what's up man!

[DPG21920]

Oden.

[Kobe_5_Duncan_4]

:lol:lol:lol:lol

http://www.midgetpistol.com/studio.cfm


:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

[midnightpulp]

Serious question:

Is there a big demand for Midget music? Or is this a new niche market you are hoping to carve out?

I'll compare my successes to yours any day, pal. I got the hottest young rock band in Texas coming over to record in a couple of hours, then after we get done cutting, we're hitting the town to live up the kind of life you can only dream about.

What you got going on tonight? Leaving your dead end job at 5:00, only to be greeted at home by your wretched significant other setting the table for the shit meatloaf she just got done cooking?

No wonder you vicariously live through Kobe Bryant. With the kind of life you have, who wouldn't?

[Kobe_5_Duncan_4]

Nothing says "I just got trolled" better than rolling out with the "my life is better than yours" lines.

:lol

This war is over. :lmao

[Kobe_5_Duncan_4]

I'll compare my successes to yours any day, pal. I got the hottest young rock band in Texas coming over to record in a couple of hours, then after we get done cutting, we're hitting the town to live up the kind of life you can only dream about.

What you got going on tonight? Leaving your dead end job at 5:00, only to be greeted at home by your wretched significant other setting the table for the shit meatloaf she just got done cooking?

No wonder you vicariously live through Kobe Bryant. With the kind of life you have, who wouldn't?




Who is the "hottest young rock band in Texas" these days?

[midnightpulp]

Nothing says "I just got trolled" better than rolling out with the "my life is better than yours" lines.

:lol

This war is over. :lmao

I don't care if you laugh at me. Seriously...say what you will about me..I have a good life, and I'm happy. What someone who I've never met or care about thinks or says about me means absolutely nothing. I'm on this forum because it's the best Spurs forum on the web, and the people in here have breaking news you can't find other places. And I have developed a friendship with a few of them. You sit back and laugh at me, trying to make yourself look cool in front of everyone on this message board, and you waste your time, actually thinking I care, when really I enjoy it. I enjoy watching, knowing your life is so shallow that you have to constantly beat your chest about how great the Lakers are. And I'd knock you the hell out if you ever tried to rep the Lakers and diss the Spurs to my face. But that's the thing with you "internet tough guys." You wouldn't. You hide behind your keyboard. And that's ok...I just hope you stop this bullshit and bashing before the NBA forum gets shut down again.

[KobeSynco_TimQuattro]

I don't care if you laugh at me. Seriously...say what you will about me..I have a good life, and I'm happy. What someone who I've never met or care about thinks or says about me means absolutely nothing. I'm on this forum because it's the best Spurs forum on the web, and the people in here have breaking news you can't find other places. And I have developed a friendship with a few of them. You sit back and laugh at me, trying to make yourself look cool in front of everyone on this message board, and you waste your time, actually thinking I care, when really I enjoy it. I enjoy watching, knowing your life is so shallow that you have to constantly beat your chest about how great the Lakers are. And I'd knock you the hell out if you ever tried to rep the Lakers and diss the Spurs to my face. But that's the thing with you "internet tough guys." You wouldn't. You hide behind your keyboard. And that's ok...I just hope you stop this bullshit and bashing before the NBA forum gets shut down again.

:lmao :lmao :lmao

[KobeSynco_TimQuattro]

So who is the "hottest young rock band in Texas?"

[midnightpulp]

:lmao :lmao :lmao

Here's my secret of success, offered free of charge to you, history:

First you have to stop being a loser and following me around....obsession is not a good way to be successful.

[z0sa]

lol "synco". We even have faux Mexicans now.

[Kobe_5_Duncan_4]

Here's my secret of success, offered free of charge to you, history:

First you have to stop being a loser and following me around....obsession is not a good way to be successful.


I'm laughing at you bragging about owning a fucking T-top Chevy Camaro and land in Texas, while claiming you'd beat me up.

I play ball twice a week here in LA. One day in Venice Beach and one day in Crenshaw. You're welcome to come play, fight, talk about your Camaro or whatever. Just be sure to wear your Spurs gear. Cool?

[Kobe_5_Duncan_4]

So who is the "hottest young rock band in Texas?"

[z0sa]

history2b has never touched a basketball in his life. THAT much I am positive about.

[midnightpulp]

And to answer to your question about my posting on here, history: Yes..I post a lot..that's because I enjoy this site..the fact that every post you post is condescending is why I say what I say. The fact that you feel the need to butt your head into EVERY conversation I'm involved in to insult me is what gives you the "obsessed" look.

You should really seek counseling.

[Cry Havoc]

Midget is a fucking joke. Who the fuck brags on owning a car and house I can piss across... wow.

No worse than someone bragging about how awesome of a troll they are, TBH. At least MP has something to show for it.

[Kobe_5_Duncan_4]

No worse than someone bragging about how awesome of a troll they are, TBH. At least MP has something to show for it.

A T-top Camaro and barn in Texas?

Impressive.

[Kobe_5_Duncan_4]

history2b has never touched a basketball in his life. THAT much I am positive about.


:lmao

[midnightpulp]

Midget is a fucking joke. Who the fuck brags on owning a car and house I can piss across... wow.

I think you need a job..lol...or a life, or something. Not sure how this proves you're better than me.

[Cry Havoc]

A T-top Camaro and barn in Texas?

Impressive.

I'll take this:

http://gmauthority.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Camaro-T-Top-2.jpg

Over a troll account pretty much any day you ask. Just my opinion, though. It's amazing how proud people are of trolling on SpursTalk, like it's this new original thing that hasn't been done before.

[midnightpulp]

A T-top Camaro and barn in Texas?

Impressive.

And another thing, you think I want the likes of you and lakaluva banned, But like I said many times before, I'd rather you not get banned. I'd hate to have the only thing that means anything to you in this world taken away from you. (meaning eating your chocolate and cheetos wasting your time trying to get in the heads of people who don't even know you, and actually thinking you're successful.) If you had any idea what I'd been through in my life, you'd understand..it's gonna take a hell of a lot more than insulting my favorite basketball team to upset me. lol.. Besides...you're really fun to laugh at...lol Lakers.

[Kobe_5_Duncan_4]

And to answer to your question about my posting on here, history: Yes..I post a lot..that's because I enjoy this site..the fact that every post you post is condescending is why I say what I say. The fact that you feel the need to butt your head into EVERY conversation I'm involved in to insult me is what gives you the "obsessed" look.

You should really seek counseling.



So who is the "hottest young rock band in Texas?"

[Kobe_5_Duncan_4]

And another thing, you think I want the likes of you and lakaluva banned, But like I said many times before, I'd rather you not get banned. I'd hate to have the only thing that means anything to you in this world taken away from you. (meaning eating your chocolate and cheetos wasting your time trying to get in the heads of people who don't even know you, and actually thinking you're successful.) If you had any idea what I'd been through in my life, you'd understand..it's gonna take a hell of a lot more than insulting my favorite basketball team to upset me. lol.. Besides...you're really fun to laugh at...lol Lakers.


Oh I've succeeded.

You're unraveling in this thread is proof.

[DPG21920]

Mid has you forever now.

[Kobe_5_Duncan_4]

I'll take this:

http://gmauthority.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Camaro-T-Top-2.jpg

Over a troll account pretty much any day you ask. Just my opinion, though. It's amazing how proud people are of trolling on SpursTalk, like it's this new original thing that hasn't been done before.


Of course you would. You must be from Texas too?

[midnightpulp]

So who is the "hottest young rock band in Texas?"

lol...dude...I have fun watching you and luva freak out. Just remember, no way in HELL I'd try to get you two banned...it's too much fun..besides..if you couldn't spend all your time trying to get in someone's head, what on earth would you do with your life?

REALLY, WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH YOUR LIVES?

[DPG21920]

Kool is really dumb. You are so dumb.

[Kobe_5_Duncan_4]

So who is the "hottest young rock band in Texas?"

[midnightpulp]

:lmao


No matter what he says from here on out, the only thing I will remember is him laughing, thinking I'm joking about my successes in my job. lol...anything else is nothing..I will always laugh at that. Well...that and the fact that he actually wastes his time trying to get in someone's head...and he's absolutely horrible at it...

[monosylab1k]

:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

Someone just got the absolute fucking shit trolled out of them, and they have no clue :lmao :lmao :lmao

[midnightpulp]

Everyone be quiet. history has no idea who he's talking to, literally.

[monosylab1k]

right now it's a dead heat between midnightpulp and Beau's sig for POTM in march.

[midnightpulp]

right now it's a dead heat between midnightpulp and Beau's sig for POTM in march.

:tu

[Magic2Kobe]

Wow! Kobe5Duncan4 (great screen name!) is pwning midnightracist to the point that he's melting down. OMG.

[midnightpulp]

Wow! Kobe5Duncan4 (great screen name!) is pwning midnightracist to the point that he's melting down. OMG.

Fuck you, bitch. That faggot is too scared to put his life accomplishments against mine, and I'm the one who is owned? Please.

[Magic2Kobe]

He ain't got shit but a Dick up his ass. No need for me to brag about being a good poster... you all do a great job of it when you go crying to Kori. Ban luva... please!!! That nigga has lost his marbles because I got that girl to hand him 3 day notice. Hey midget... its going to be ok... son.

He's so owned. I've wanted to see that asshole owned and have a meltdown for so long. Glad Kobe5Duncan4 finally did it.

He can never come in here again without everyone laughing at him, lulz.

[midnightpulp]

He ain't got shit but a Dick up his ass. No need for me to brag about being a good poster... you all do a great job of it when you go crying to Kori. Ban luva... please!!! That nigga has lost his marbles because I got that girl to hand him 3 day notice. Hey midget... its going to be ok... son.

Lost my marbles? lol..dude..you have no idea what I deal with in my life...this is a relaxation thing for me. Son, you don't know what losing your marbles is. I've already said on this forum what I deal with in a day, but I'm not going to list it again...you really need to learn a little about somebody before you start blasting someone for losing their marbles. Once more, if you honestly think I am bothered what people say about me on here because of the team I cheer for, you've got some serious issues, and they can't be covered up by a large vocabulary. And real problems don't include being insulted because of the team you cheer for. If you think that's losing your marbles, you're the one who needs to know what losing you marbles really is. To be honest, I hope you never have to live with what I have to live with on a daily basis, because I am a good hearted christian person.

[z0sa]

He's so owned. I've wanted to see that asshole owned and have a meltdown for so long. Glad Kobe5Duncan4 finally did it.

He can never come in here again without everyone laughing at him, lulz.

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

The hilariously stupid high 5's this thread has already created among the dipshits is staggering.

[Cry Havoc]

this forum polarizing so much it's not even funny. on one side you have the smart posters who are poking fun at the dipshits on the other side. it's a vicious cycle because the dipshits really think they're trolling and winning which only provokes the smart posters to continue to mercilessly fuck with them and make them look even dumber. it's a never ending shit slinging fest

:lmao

Truth.

[Kobe_5_Duncan_4]

Fuck you, bitch. That faggot is too scared to put his life accomplishments against mine, and I'm the one who is owned? Please.


:lmao @ "putting out life accomplishments"

http://www.spaceg.com/multimedia/collection/ASCII%20art/lollercoaster0.gif

[midnightpulp]

Lost my marbles? lol..dude..you have no idea what I deal with in my life...this is a relaxation thing for me. Son, you don't know what losing your marbles is. I've already said on this forum what I deal with in a day, but I'm not going to list it again...you really need to learn a little about somebody before you start blasting someone for losing their marbles. Once more, if you honestly think I am bothered what people say about me on here because of the team I cheer for, you've got some serious issues, and they can't be covered up by a large vocabulary. And real problems don't include being insulted because of the team you cheer for. If you think that's losing your marbles, you're the one who needs to know what losing you marbles really is. To be honest, I hope you never have to live with what I have to live with on a daily basis, because I am a good hearted christian person.

I want to make sure luva sees this. Accusing me of "losing my marbles."

[Fpoonsie]

Everyone be quiet. history has no idea who he's talking to, literally.

:rollin

Greatness.

[Cry Havoc]

i'm giving the dumbasses a hint and they're too busy typing up their next cool attempt whilst foaming at the mouth to even get it :lmao


:lmao @ "putting out life accomplishments"

http://www.spaceg.com/multimedia/collection/ASCII%20art/lollercoaster0.gif

:rollin

:lmao

:rollin

http://www.roflcopter.net/roflcopter.gif

[Kobe_5_Duncan_4]

i'm giving the dumbasses a hint and they're too busy typing up their next cool attempt whilst foaming at the mouth to even get it :lmao


No one pays attention to you Wigga. Your troll angle of frontin like a a Wigga too dumb for anyone to care.


This is why you just pop up and say dumb shit like this all day for attention.

[Fpoonsie]

This is why you just pop up and say dumb shit like this all day for attention.

Ok, so what's your excuse?

[z0sa]

i'm giving the dumbasses a hint and they're too busy typing up their next cool attempt whilst foaming at the mouth to even get it :lmao

:lmao but who the fuck uses "whilst" in America, bro

[crazylakerfan001]

im so impressed with midnightpulp's accomplishments not only does he own a house, it's a three bedroom house. On top of that he owns his own car and got a music studio. Dude is a pimp irl. Fucking badass.

[Fpoonsie]

right now it's a dead heat between midnightpulp and Beau's sig for POTM in march.

Agreed, only Beau's comment about Ahsraf taking his own pic was even epic-er....

[midnightpulp]

:lmao @ "putting out life accomplishments"

http://www.spaceg.com/multimedia/collection/ASCII%20art/lollercoaster0.gif

the only reason I even mentioned that I'm successful is because you acted like I had no life because I posted on here a lot. But my posts actually say something. You just try to get in people's heads....it's actually funny to watch. That's the only reason I keep this going...I love to watching you fail...it's very amusing.

[monosylab1k]

Phase 1 (where the marks are completely clueless as to how hard their asses are being trolled, and go along ignorantly thinking they are owning the conversation) appears to be wrapping up.

Now begins Phase 2 (where the marks realize there's a big joke that they aren't in on, and will now try to play it off either with (a) massive insults about what big internet nerds everyone else is, or (b) that they knew all along and were reverse trolling).

Enjoy everyone.

[Cry Havoc]

im so impressed with midnightpulp's accomplishments not only does he own a house, it's a three bedroom house. On top of that he owns his own car and got a music studio. Dude is a pimp irl. Fucking badass.

If it's in Texas, you have to consider it a 6 bedroom house. Full-sized basements to deal with tornadoes and so forth. I mean come on now, don't sell him short.

[Andrew Cunanan]

If it's in Texas, you have to consider it a 6 bedroom house. Full-sized basements to deal with tornadoes and so forth. I mean come on now, don't sell him short.

Hi.

[cheguevara]

aids got terminated

[Cry Havoc]

Hi.

Hello.

[Andrew Cunanan]

Hello.

Did you and the Mrs have that talk?

[Cry Havoc]

Did you and the Mrs have that talk?

She said I've lost that lovin' feelin'. :depressed

[crazylakerfan001]

I don't care if you laugh at me. Seriously...say what you will about me..I have a good life, and I'm happy. What someone who I've never met or care about thinks or says about me means absolutely nothing. I'm on this forum because it's the best Spurs forum on the web, and the people in here have breaking news you can't find other places. And I have developed a friendship with a few of them. You sit back and laugh at me, trying to make yourself look cool in front of everyone on this message board, and you waste your time, actually thinking I care, when really I enjoy it. I enjoy watching, knowing your life is so shallow that you have to constantly beat your chest about how great the Lakers are. And I'd knock you the hell out if you ever tried to rep the Lakers and diss the Spurs to my face. But that's the thing with you "internet tough guys." You wouldn't. You hide behind your keyboard. And that's ok...I just hope you stop this bullshit and bashing before the NBA forum gets shut down again.

[Fpoonsie]

crazylakerfan, with the irony.

[midnightpulp]

Wow... is this a DPG skit? I Don't give a fuck about what you going through. If you need help then PM me.. otherwise keep your personal business to yourself. Everyone is dealing with issues... and you're no exception.

Luva, you been wanting me to prove for months now that I ain't afraid of pussy, well, here you go:

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/cruise.jpg

Me and my wife. None of your fat chicks can compare.

[Andrew Cunanan]

She said I've lost that lovin' feelin'. :depressed

Maybe it's just a phase. What's important is that it's out in the open and the damage is minimalized before the wedding. Your interest in cock may just be a fixation or a temporary fascination. Once the spontaneity of your many trysts wears off you may in fact find that it is indeed pussy that you want.

Either way, you've done the right thing. :tu

[Magic2Kobe]

God I wish Kool were here to own Midget even more! Luva, get Kool in here!!!!

[Cry Havoc]

Maybe it's just a phase. What's important is that it's out in the open and the damage is minimalized before the wedding. Your interest in cock may just be a fixation or a temporary fascination. Once the spontaneity of your many trysts wears off you may in fact find that it is indeed pussy that you want.

Either way, you've done the right thing. :tu

You sound like a man speaking from past personal experience. Thanks for sharing. :tu

[crazylakerfan001]

no fucking way i saw you at the local walmart the other day. im not even fucking lying.

[Andrew Cunanan]

You sound like a man speaking from past personal experience. Thanks for sharing. :tu

As I told you before it's a question no man can answer but himself.

[LnGrrrR]

Not Kool, faggot.

Sorry, I get those two terms mixed up sometimes. In my defense, they can be used rather interchangeably.

[cobbler]

Keep going dude...please...I couldn't care less about you and your Lakers. Because the only thing that matters is the recording studio in my house, the paid for vehicle in my driveway, and the 3 bedroom house I have at the age of 29. Accuse me of never having played basketball all you want, but while you're still at home in your mom's basement, I actually do something with my life. The name's Midnightpulp..nice to meet you. If you ever want some land in the Texas hill country, or need a studio to record, look me up.

Really? Your obsessive posting about everything Lakers and Kobe say otherwise. I'd even venture to say more than 50% of your posts are Laker related. If I didn't care about the Lakers and their fans and was soooo proud of my home studio I'd be playing and recording tunes and a lot less posting on the Lakers. Your actions simply don't back up your words. Go figure...

[Kobe_5_Duncan_4]

God I wish Kool were here to own Midget even more! Luva, get Kool in here!!!!


Lol, why? He's doing a great job of owning himself...

Dude is completely unraveling at the seams.

[Fpoonsie]

Really? Your obsessive posting about everything Lakers and Kobe say otherwise. I'd even venture to say more than 50% of your posts are Laker related.

:lmao

cobbler rolled right into this one...

[BoricuaCJA]

I think its funny that some people don't know what he is actually doing.
You been trolled!

[Kobe_5_Duncan_4]

What do you really do with your life pulp?

[Magic2Kobe]

Really? Your obsessive posting about everything Lakers and Kobe say otherwise. I'd even venture to say more than 50% of your posts are Laker related. If I didn't care about the Lakers and their fans and was soooo proud of my home studio I'd be playing and recording tunes and a lot less posting on the Lakers. Your actions simply don't back up your words. Go figure...

LakerNation shitting on Midgetpulp. All we need is King Kool!

[crazylakerfan001]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/cruise.jpg owned

[monosylab1k]

Really? Your obsessive posting about everything Lakers and Kobe say otherwise. I'd even venture to say more than 50% of your posts are Laker related. If I didn't care about the Lakers and their fans and was soooo proud of my home studio I'd be playing and recording tunes and a lot less posting on the Lakers. Your actions simply don't back up your words. Go figure...

:lmao

cobbler got trolled so hard I felt the shockwave in Texas and now my legs won't work :cry

[z0sa]

Lol, why? He's doing a great job of owning himself...

Dude is completely unraveling at the seams.

Dude is unraveling worse than history2b that time he accused Chump and me of cyberstalking.

[z0sa]

Really? Your obsessive posting about everything Lakers and Kobe say otherwise. I'd even venture to say more than 50% of your posts are Laker related. If I didn't care about the Lakers and their fans and was soooo proud of my home studio I'd be playing and recording tunes and a lot less posting on the Lakers. Your actions simply don't back up your words. Go figure...

Phase 1 isn't even close to complete.

[Fpoonsie]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/cruise.jpg owned

:lmao

Midge's photobucket. Of course he saved that...

[monosylab1k]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/cruise.jpg owned

lol midgetonadonkey. so in your mind does this prove that he really is a midget?

[midnightpulp]

Really? Your obsessive posting about everything Lakers and Kobe say otherwise. I'd even venture to say more than 50% of your posts are Laker related. If I didn't care about the Lakers and their fans and was soooo proud of my home studio I'd be playing and recording tunes and a lot less posting on the Lakers. Your actions simply don't back up your words. Go figure...

Dude..I've got a mother who is in cancer remission, a wife who has epilepsy, and a father who's had a terminal illness for 20 years. If you think I'm "obsessed," and bothered about the Lakers and their fans, you need to go back to school, son. A sharp tongue is no indication of a sharp mind. This is fun for me.

[monosylab1k]

Phase 1 isn't even close to complete.

:lol true, i misjudged that one.

[Fpoonsie]

lol midgetonadonkey. so in your mind does this prove that he really is a midget?

:rollin

[midnightpulp]

What do you really do with your life pulp?

I make 75K a year and work 3 days a week recording some of South Texas's hottest artists.

WHAT DO YOU DO!!!?

[cobbler]

:lmao

cobbler rolled right into this one...

could care less...

All the "trolling" and whatever self accomplishment you guys feel it gives you... Kudos. I comment on whatever I feel like. If some guy feels its some achievement to BS and get someone to reply then great! All the more power to you that something so simple could bring you such joy. Enjoy. :toast

I just reply to the comments with my takes and never even bother to consider if some fool is "tricking" me into a reply. But again, if thats wht floats your boat... awesome!

[Fpoonsie]

Phase 1 isn't even close to complete.

Honestly, I thought the pic would've done him in, but the photobucket account was fucking PRICELESS.

[monosylab1k]

could care less...

All the "trolling" and whatever self accomplishment you guys feel it gives you... Kudos. I comment on whatever I feel like. If some guy feels its some achievement to BS and get someone to reply then great! All the more power to you that something so simple could bring you such joy. Enjoy. :toast

I just reply to the comments with my takes and never even bother to consider if some fool is "tricking" me into a reply. But again, if thats wht floats your boat... awesome!

cobbler hit turbo on his powerchair and plowed right through Phase 2.

[Fpoonsie]

could care less...

All the "trolling" and whatever self accomplishment you guys feel it gives you... Kudos. I comment on whatever I feel like. If some guy feels its some achievement to BS and get someone to reply then great! All the more power to you that something so simple could bring you such joy. Enjoy. :toast

I just reply to the comments with my takes and never even bother to consider if some fool is "tricking" me into a reply. But again, if thats wht floats your boat... awesome!

Phase 2.

[LnGrrrR]

Phase 1 (where the marks are completely clueless as to how hard their asses are being trolled, and go along ignorantly thinking they are owning the conversation) appears to be wrapping up.

Now begins Phase 2 (where the marks realize there's a big joke that they aren't in on, and will now try to play it off either with (a) massive insults about what big internet nerds everyone else is, or (b) that they knew all along and were reverse trolling).

Enjoy everyone.

Two posts later...


Wow... is this a DPG skit? I Don't give a fuck about what you going through. If you need help then PM me.. otherwise keep your personal business to yourself. Everyone is dealing with issues... and you're no exception.

Mono with the goods.

[midnightpulp]

could care less...

All the "trolling" and whatever self accomplishment you guys feel it gives you... Kudos. I comment on whatever I feel like. If some guy feels its some achievement to BS and get someone to reply then great! All the more power to you that something so simple could bring you such joy. Enjoy. :toast

I just reply to the comments with my takes and never even bother to consider if some fool is "tricking" me into a reply. But again, if thats wht floats your boat... awesome!

I'm not trolling, douchebag..maybe you need to realize what a troll is. A troll is someone who posts offensive material on an internet message board. I didn't realize I was offending anybody. If it offends people that I have a great life and a recording studio, that the Spurs have 4 titles and a great fanbase , that's fine. And maybe if you got your head out of your ass long enough, you'd see that my "career smack" post was in response to the stupid thread that was created about me not ever playing basketball. It was only posted to display how stupid this thread is. So the next time you set up your soap box to stand on in front of your loving and adoring fans, open your eyes and look around....reality might punch you in the face. I'm not the troll, idiot...the person who started this thread is.

Why don't you stand up for what's right. Just because history2b roots for your precious Lakers, doesn't mean he's always in the right.

HE CALLED ME OUT!!!

[z0sa]

:lol goddamn this is great. Like a real-life script only the smart people can read.

[Ace]

God I wish Kool were here to own Midget even more! Luva, get Kool in here!!!!

You're begging them to come in here and do something you're unable to do? :lol

[DPG21920]

This is almost as bad/hilarious as that on time Luva couldn't get the "NBA books" thing.

[cobbler]

I'm not trolling, douchebag..maybe you need to realize what a troll is. A troll is someone who posts offensive material on an internet message board. I didn't realize I was offending anybody. If it offends people that I have a great life and a recording studio, that the Spurs have 4 titles and a great fanbase , that's fine. And maybe if you got your head out of your ass long enough, you'd see that my "career smack" post was in response to the stupid thread that was created about me not ever playing basketball. It was only posted to display how stupid this thread is. So the next time you set up your soap box to stand on in front of your loving and adoring fans, open your eyes and look around....reality might punch you in the face. I'm not the troll, idiot...the person who started this thread is.

Why don't you stand up for what's right. Just because history2b roots for your precious Lakers, doesn't mean he's always in the right.

HE CALLED ME OUT!!!

Uhhhh Ok... My comments were in made in general but if you feel so strongly that they were directed at you, well...

I know many of you get your jollies thinking that creating some alter logon and getting people to bite on comments is some great accomplishment. And again, kudos for those great feats in life. Im truly impressed.

[midnightpulp]

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h290/midgetonadonkey/cruise.jpg owned

kinda creepy you'd actually save a picture of me...and that's my wife, Brah. She's a sweetheart. My sister would beat your ass..

[TinTin]

wow cobbler, just wow

[cobbler]

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

[midnightpulp]

Uhhhh Ok... My comments were in made in general but if you feel so strongly that they were directed at you, well...

I know many of you get your jollies thinking that creating some alter logon and getting people to bite on comments is some great accomplishment. And again, kudos for those great feats in life. Im truly impressed.

I just know your tendency to defend everything and anything associated with the Lakers, so I felt I had to defend myself against your accusation of me trolling.

[LnGrrrR]

:lol goddamn this is great. Like a real-life script only the smart people can read.

I didn't even get the reference and I knew something was going on. Of course, that's because I'm not a trollish Lakerfan.

Kool is conspicuous by his absence in this thread, though.

[cobbler]

I just know your tendency to defend everything and anything associated with the Lakers, so I felt I had to defend myself against your accusation of me trolling.

And yet I accused YOU of nothing. You just happend to respond or defend as you put it.

[Kobe_5_Duncan_4]

I make 75K a year and work 3 days a week recording some of South Texas's hottest artists.

WHAT DO YOU DO!!!?


No you don't.

What do you really do?

[midnightpulp]

No you don't.

What do you really do?

Sigh. Look, history..I'm tired of fucking arguing with you...You hate the Spurs..that's fine...You're going to continue to bash on them..that's fine. But I don't want to get personal anymore...We're both basketball fans...we have at least one thing in common. I don't know you enough to not like you...so I'm not going to fight with you anymore. I come to this site to enjoy the posts and read about my Spurs and talk ball...Truce?

[ohmwrecker]

No you don't.

What do you really do?

Goddamn, you ask a lot of stupid fucking questions.

[midnightpulp]

Sigh. Look, history..I'm tired of fucking arguing with you...You hate the Spurs..that's fine...You're going to continue to bash on them..that's fine. But I don't want to get personal anymore...We're both basketball fans...we have at least one thing in common. I don't know you enough to not like you...so I'm not going to fight with you anymore. I come to this site to enjoy the posts and read about my Spurs and talk ball...Truce?

This truce is also extended to Luva and Kool. Tired of arguing.

[Dr House]

No you don't.

What do you really do?

:lmao:lmao:lmao

You're owning his ass, bro. Keep it going, don't let him off the hook now!! :toast

[midnightpulp]

:lmao:lmao:lmao

You're owning his ass, bro. Keep it going, don't let him off the hook now!! :toast

..yeah...he's owning me. I fucked up, didn't I?...you gotta understand I'm totally out of it right now...had a long day at work, recording. Glad Sunshine Rise (they really are the hottest young band in South Texas) cancelled...popped a few tops...feelin it...

[Dr House]

..yeah...he's owning me. I fucked up, didn't I?...you gotta understand I'm totally out of it right now...had a long day at work, recording. Glad Sunshine Rise (they really are the hottest young band in South Texas) cancelled...popped a few tops...feelin it...

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

OH mr. cool guy huh?
:lol:lol:lol

us Lakerfans are really getting under your skin now, luva, Kool, history2b get in here and show him whats up!!!

[midnightpulp]

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

OH mr. cool guy huh?
:lol:lol:lol

us Lakerfans are really getting under your skin now, luva, Kool, history2b get in here and show him whats up!!!

Lakerfan, Spurfan. What's the difference? I propose that as basketball fans, we join together as brothers..lol...besides...it was the beer talking..lol

[ohmwrecker]

us Lakerfans are really getting skin on skin now, luva, Kool, history2b get in here and oil me up!!!

[Dr House]

.

:lmao how did you like the beatdown on Sunday, faggot?

[ohmwrecker]

:lmao how would you like a rubdown on Sunday, faggot?

No, Thank. You.

[Dr House]

:lmao oh man, this is just too much.

Us Lakerfans are getting under your skin so much that it's ruining your day

[midnightpulp]

:lmao oh man, this is just too much.

Us Lakerfans are getting under your skin so much that it's ruining your day

You guys are the best at it. Truce?

[ohmwrecker]

Only Lakerfan could even fathom someone's day being ruined on the internet. What a girl . . .

[Dr House]

Only Lakerfan could even fathom someone's day being ruined on the internet. What a girl . . .

And yet we can all see that you're getting pissed over the fact. Just look at midnightpulp's meltdown :lmao

No need to hide it. We might as well name this the Lakers forum

[Bill_Brasky]

And yet we can all see that you're getting pissed over the fact. Just look at midnightpulp's meltdown :lmao

No need to hide it. We might as well name this the Lakers forum
lol trying to coattail history and luva like kobe coattailed bigs his whole career

[ohmwrecker]

And yet we can all see that you're getting pissed over the fact. Just look at midnightpulp's meltdown :lmao

No need to hide it. We might as well name this the Lakers forum

Here's what we know about you:

You are a lame troll who thinks people are actually hurt by what you say . . . and . . . you watch House.

Next!

[mardigan]

Damn, Midnight's abusing some folk round here like he was Luke Perry.

[midnightpulp]

cobbler hit turbo on his powerchair and plowed right through Phase 2.

:lol

[Leetonidas]

Damn I can't believe the epic trolling displayed in this thread on mid's part. I read that first page knowing it and that fucktarded faggot Lakerfan had no clue. :lmao :lmao :lmao Epic man, truly epic.

[Warlord23]

Wow, we all knew Laker fans were dumb but this takes the biscuit - hell, it takes the whole bakery. Every single one of them walked right into this one - well, except cobbler who put pedal to the metal on his power seating vehicle.

[Koolaid_Man]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWHFRKFJjBc&playnext=1&list=PL7035DFBDB971713E


Let me start by giving you props...you made this fucker go batshit insane right before our eyes...his patna's can claim troll job all they want....but we got the goods now....I don't what you been doing to that clown but whatever it was you fucking made him implode...So you must kneel and accept this honor:

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/ball/TeamOGearBeingKnighted.jpg

[mardigan]

Let me start by giving you props...you made this fucker go batshit insane right before our eyes...his patna's can claim troll job all they want....but we got the goods now....I don't what you been doing to that clown but whatever it was you fucking made him implode...So you must kneel and accept this honor:

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/ball/TeamOGearBeingKnighted.jpg

Never mind Midnight, I think you might be ascending to Brian Austin Green level.

[midnightpulp]

Let me start by giving you props...you made this fucker go batshit insane right before our eyes...his patna's can claim troll job all they want....but we got the goods now....I don't what you been doing to that clown but whatever it was you fucking made him implode...So you must kneel and accept this honor:

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a68/Koolbreezey/ball/TeamOGearBeingKnighted.jpg

Phase one is still going strong.

[Koolaid_Man]

Fuck you, bitch. That faggot is too scared to put his life accomplishments against mine, and I'm the one who is owned? Please.


Hey I found some of your shit online....let me know if you need help with a publicist....I got the hook up...:lol Keep that band line my man...

JgIQPrTkAbY rVunW3KuOxs

[Beau]

could care less...

So you do care?

You, sir, are dumbing down a nation...

[Koolaid_Man]

Wow, we all knew Laker fans were dumb but this takes the biscuit - hell, it takes the whole bakery. Every single one of them walked right into this one - well, except cobbler who put pedal to the metal on his power seating vehicle.


you can claim trioll or whatever...all I know is he committed it to ink...that's all I need...I don't give a shit if Mid is the OP...He committed to the ink and I got him dead to rights...I'mma skin em...:lol

[midnightpulp]

you can claim trioll or whatever...all I know is he committed it to ink...that's all I need...I don't give a shit if Mid is the OP...He committed to the ink and I got him dead to rights...I'mma skin em...:lol

The last thing I want is pity. And yes, I post a lot...but my posts are about the subject..not constantly just about bashing people and acting like I'm cooler than them because I'm behind a computer. Try actually having something of value to say on here for once.

[Koolaid_Man]

kinda creepy you'd actually save a picture of me...and that's my wife, Brah. She's a sweetheart. My sister would beat your ass..


so what's wrong with her again?

[Greg Oden]

why is MNP still avoiding the question as to who's the best young rock band in texas?

[midnightpulp]

why is MNP still avoiding the question as to who's the best young rock band in texas?

:lol

[Beau]

I'm ashamed I only now read the thread.

Midnight took Brenda's dick and put it h2b's Peach Pit.

Bravo. :cry

[Koolaid_Man]

I'm ashamed I only now read the thread.

Midnight took Brenda's dick and put it h2b's Peach Pit.

Bravo. :cry


Imma tell you rat as in rat now...:lol mid is too gotdam ugly to be smart at all....He would have clearly been focused on his looks and not the books...:lol

[Koolaid_Man]

The last thing I want is pity. And yes, I post a lot...but my posts are about the subject..not constantly just about bashing people and acting like I'm cooler than them because I'm behind a computer. Try actually having something of value to say on here for once.


So why would you then mention your family...if it's all a lie then something bad will happen to you for talking about your mom being dead or in a hospice, your wife being some kind of sickly, and your dad being terminal...what your feeble minded homies don't realize is that even if you call yourself pulling off some kind of troll job...good Karma don't come back that strong baby...it just don't...:toast

[Dr House]

Keep regulating Kool my brother :toast

[Beau]

Imma tell you rat as in rat now...:lol mid is too gotdam ugly to be smart at all....He would have clearly been focused on his looks and not the books...:lol

Whitewater Rafting just always on your mind. Guess you just like your dudes to have a certain look.

Reprehensible shit, that shit you be doing - slinging on men, men be slinging on you...

[midnightpulp]

Imma tell you rat as in rat now...:lol mid is too gotdam ugly to be smart at all....He would have clearly been focused on his looks and not the books...:lol

And that's why I make 75k a year working 3 days a week and own a recording studio.

What do you got going for you?

[Kobe_5_Duncan_4]

Are you done yet pulp?

It became clear hours ago you are using someone else's story and pawning it off as your own in order to troll. Your jizz slurping groupies following you around in the thread gave it away.

You even changed your avatar.

Noooo, you don't spend a lot of time here. Pfft, what was I thinking??

[Koolaid_Man]

And that's why I make 75k a year working 3 days a week and own a recording studio.

What do you got going for you?


I eat cereal without the milk...I'm a cereal investor...:lol and ohh yeah....we gots that real estate baby....

[midnightpulp]

Are you done yet pulp?

It became clear hours ago you are using someone else's story and pawning it off as your own in order to troll. Your jizz slurping groupies following you around in the thread gave it away.

You even changed your avatar.

Noooo, you don't spend a lot of time here. Pfft, what was I thinking??

:lmao:lmao:lmao

Yeah, it was soooooooooooo obvious that you declared victory for yourself like you caused me to have some sort of meltdown. Nice job on figuring things out 4 hours later :tu. If your dumbfuck ass had any reading comprehension ability, you'd have figured things out my first post in.

You got fuckin' trolled, wrecked, and fucked up in front of the entire forum. Like I said before, you are my property.

And as far as my time on Spurstalk today goes. Got the day off, no artists are coming in today, and I'm relaxing, poppin' a few tops, feelin' it.

Phase 2 is now upon us.

[Kobe_5_Duncan_4]

:lmao:lmao:lmao

Yeah, it was soooooooooooo obvious that you declared victory for yourself like you caused me to have some sort of meltdown. Nice job on figuring things out 4 hours later :tu. If your dumbfuck ass had any reading comprehension ability, you'd have figured things out my first post in.

You got fuckin' trolled, wrecked, and fucked up in front of the entire forum. Like I said before, you are my property.

And as far as my time on Spurstalk today goes. Got the day off, no artists are coming in today, and I'm relaxing, poppin' a few tops, feelin' it.

Phase 2 is now upon us.


I actually haven't been on the forum for hours fucktard.

Like I believed you had a recording studio in the first place, you couldn't even fucking reach the control panel asswipe. They don't make booster seats for recording studios.

I'm glad you decided to roll the way you did though, playing message board inside joke with all the other addicts who, through endless reading and posting on this forum, knew the farce immediately.

You were right pulp, you spend virtually no time here and measuring our post per day count is the only sensible way to determine who spends the most time here. :lol

[4>0rings]

Wow, just wow... :lmao

[midnightpulp]

I actually haven't been on the forum for hours fucktard.

Like I believed you had a recording studio in the first place, you couldn't even fucking reach the control panel asswipe. They don't make booster seats for recording studios.

I'm glad you decided to roll the way you did though, playing message board inside joke with all the other addicts who, through endless reading and posting on this forum, knew the farce immediately.

You were right pulp, you spend virtually no time here and measuring our post per day count is the only sensible way to determine who spends the most time here. :lol


Phase 1 (where the marks are completely clueless as to how hard their asses are being trolled, and go along ignorantly thinking they are owning the conversation) appears to be wrapping up.

Now begins Phase 2 (where the marks realize there's a big joke that they aren't in on, and will now try to play it off either with (a) massive insults about what big internet nerds everyone else is, or (b) that they knew all along and were reverse trolling).

Enjoy everyone.

And I'm enjoying your futile attempt to save face, believe me.

[mardigan]

I actually haven't been on the forum for hours fucktard.

Like I believed you had a recording studio in the first place, you couldn't even fucking reach the control panel asswipe. They don't make booster seats for recording studios.

I'm glad you decided to roll the way you did though, playing message board inside joke with all the other addicts who, through endless reading and posting on this forum, knew the farce immediately.

You were right pulp, you spend virtually no time here and measuring our post per day count is the only sensible way to determine who spends the most time here. :lol

Phase 2 in full swing....

[midnightpulp]

Phase 2 in full swing....

:lmao:lmao:lmao

[Ghazi]

can i get the cliffnotes of dis shit

[Kobe_5_Duncan_4]

And I'm enjoying your futile attempt to save face, believe me.


It would have been funny only if you had not claimed that I actually spend more time here than you.

You got the idea for your inside joke troll thread after arguing for 2 days I actually spend more time on Spurstalk than you.

Then you go and shoot yourself in the foot with all the dancing bears around here? Genius.

[midnightpulp]

It would have been funny only if you had not claimed that I actually spend more time here than you.

You got the idea for your inside joke troll thread after arguing for 2 days I actually spend more time on Spurstalk than you.

Then you go and shoot yourself in the foot with all the dancing bears around here? Genius.

Regarding the amount of time I spend on Spurstalk:

I'm sorry that my job gives me 4 days off a week, while still making $75,000 a year, and I enjoy this site, so I spend a lot of time here. I apologize for that..please forgive me. Texas real estate is doing pretty damn good right now.

Try not to fall for it again :lmao:lmao:lmao

[ginobili's bald spot]

Wow. People are getting humiliated ITT and they don't even know it. I normally think your trolling is pretty weak/uncreative but this was magnificent imo. Well done.

[Kobe_5_Duncan_4]

Regarding the amount of time I spend on Spurstalk:

I'm sorry that my job gives me 4 days off a week, while still making $75,000 a year, and I enjoy this site, so I spend a lot of time here. I apologize for that..please forgive me. Texas real estate is doing pretty damn good right now.

Try not to fall for it again :lmao:lmao:lmao


Aside from making fun of you owning a Camaro (which in itself was a farce) where is it that you think I actually got trolled?

Did I end posting my "life accomplishments" like you had hoped? Nope.

Did I end up going down the path of comparing lives? Nope.

Just laughed at how ridiculous you sounded using the material, whether it was sincere or not.

All I proved was that I don't know enough about the Spurstalk inside joke threads, rendering your true intentions useless. But that's not gonna stop you from getting your dick sucked by your groupies.

[SpursNextRomanEmpire]

:lmao

cobbler rolled right into this one...

:rollin:rollin:rollin

[Quit Hatin']

o btw midnightpulp actually lives in the LA area. Back on topic why don't you come down to venice beach and play some basketball?

[midnightpulp]

Aside from making fun of you owning a Camaro (which in itself was a farce) where is it that you think I actually got trolled?

Did I end posting my "life accomplishments" like you had hoped? Nope.

Did I end up going down the path of comparing lives? Nope.

Just laughed at how ridiculous you sounded using the material, whether it was sincere or not.

All I proved was that I don't know enough about the Spurstalk inside joke threads, rendering your true intentions useless. But that's not gonna stop you from getting your dick sucked by your groupies.

Did you end up declaring victory ("This war is over") for yourself by claiming you caused me to have a meltdown? Yes.

[midnightpulp]

Nothing says "I just got trolled" better than rolling out with the "my life is better than yours" lines.

:lol

This war is over. :lmao

"I didn't get trolled :cry"

[Koolaid_Man]

"I didn't get trolled :cry"


tell me more about your salary...:lol keep it going shit is interesting to me...next phase please...

[Koolaid_Man]

Next Phase Please...what you shocked....lol

[Kobe_5_Duncan_4]

Did you end up declaring victory ("This war is over") for yourself by claiming you caused me to have a meltdown? Yes.

Did you accomplished what you set out to?

Nope. Didn't get a smidgen from me.

But so long as all you fellow forum addicts got a kick out of it, that's all the reinforcement in life you need.

[Kobe_5_Duncan_4]

o btw midnightpulp actually lives in the LA area. Back on topic why don't you come down to venice beach and play some basketball?


Everyone knows Midgets don't play basketball.

[Koolaid_Man]

Next Phase please midget ..tell us about your micro penis...

[midnightpulp]

Did you accomplished what you set out to?

Nope. Didn't get a smidgen from me.

But so long as all you fellow forum addicts got a kick out of it, that's all the reinforcement in life you need.

:cry :cry :cry

You were celebrating my "meltdown" like Kobe just missed a game winner (which he usually does) and Gasol was there for the tip in.

[Koolaid_Man]

:cry :cry :cry

You were celebrating my "meltdown" like Kobe just missed a game winner (which he usually does) and Gasol was there for the tip in.


I beleive it...I beleive you're now in spin mode...I beleive you know your life sucks compared to Koolaids....and it just fucking drives you insane...

[midnightpulp]

Did you accomplished what you set out to?

Nope. Didn't get a smidgen from me.



Yes. Yes I did.

"He's unraveling at the seams!"

:cry "You didn't get a smidgen from me."

[jjktkk]

Gotdamn, midnightpulp got two for the price of one. :lol

[midnightpulp]

Gotdamn, midnightpulp got two for the price of one. :lol

I almost got three, but Luva is somewhat smarter than these two dumbfucks.

[mardigan]

I beleive it...I beleive you're now in spin mode...I beleive you know your life sucks compared to Koolaids....and it just fucking drives you insane...

Anyone who calls themselves Koolaid in third person on the internet probably doesn't have the greatest of lives I would imagine.

[midnightpulp]

And, history, you are definitely butthurt.

After falling for copy-and-paste, a non-butthurt poster might reply: "Lol. You had me going, dude. Someone really had a meltdown like that?"

You:

http://cache.sharenxs.com/thumbnails/psf/cabb/ae/ab/-a/c-/smnxs-tumblr_l9qohnKjFK1qzzud0.jpg

"You didn't get a smidgen from me."

[Kobe_5_Duncan_4]

And, history, you are definitely butthurt.

After falling for copy-and-paste, a non-butthurt poster might reply: "Lol. You had me going, dude. Someone really had a meltdown like that?"

You:

http://cache.sharenxs.com/thumbnails/psf/cabb/ae/ab/-a/c-/smnxs-tumblr_l9qohnKjFK1qzzud0.jpg

"You didn't get a smidgen from me."


I made the mistake I often make on Spurstalk, I start a conversation, walk away, come back and read bits and pieces more and respond.

Here you need to be an addict in order to stay on tip with the conversations and I'm just not willing to give that much of my attention to it.

Still, you tried to pry it out and couldn't get it done. So someone had a meltdown like that here before.... Am I supposed to give a shit who and when?

All you proved was that you spend way too much time here man. Why not argue the posts per day thing again now?

[midnightpulp]

I made the mistake I often make on Spurstalk, I start a conversation, walk away, come back and read bits and pieces more and respond.

Here you need to be an addict in order to stay on tip with the conversations and I'm just not willing to give that much of my attention to it.

Still, you tried to pry it out and couldn't get it done. So someone had a meltdown like that here before.... Am I supposed to give a shit who and when?

All you proved was that you spend way too much time here man. Why not argue the posts per day thing again now?

Okay:

"Yeah, my name's history2b, and I just post a couple times per day while midnightpulp is on here day and night and has an encyclopedic knowledge of Spurstalk."

Total Posts: 1,149
Posts Per Day: 6.86
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Posts Per Day: 1.90
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[jjktkk]

I made the mistake I often make on Spurstalk, I start a conversation, walk away, come back and read bits and pieces more and respond.

Here you need to be an addict in order to stay on tip with the conversations and I'm just not willing to give that much of my attention to it.

Still, you tried to pry it out and couldn't get it done. So someone had a meltdown like that here before.... Am I supposed to give a shit who and when?

All you proved was that you spend way too much time here man. Why not argue the posts per day thing again now?

You handled that well history. :toast

[midnightpulp]

http://oi51.tinypic.com/if4qza.jpg

[Kobe_5_Duncan_4]

Okay:

"Yeah, my name's history2b, and I just post a couple times per day while midnightpulp is on here day and night and has an encyclopedic knowledge of Spurstalk."

Total Posts: 1,149
Posts Per Day: 6.86
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Total Posts: 3,339
Posts Per Day: 1.90
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Makes all the sense in the world right now. :lmao

[Kobe_5_Duncan_4]

http://oi51.tinypic.com/if4qza.jpg


Meanwhile

You've changed every facet of your identity around this troll thread....

No, you don't take this forum too seriously. This is all normal behavior.

[midnightpulp]

Makes all the sense in the world right now. :lmao

Verb
to save face
(idiomatic) To take an action or make a gesture intended to preserve one's reputation or honour.
He tried to convince himself that he didn't get trolled, to save face.

[Kobe_5_Duncan_4]

Verb
to save face
(idiomatic) To take an action or make a gesture intended to preserve one's reputation or honour.
He tried to convince himself that he didn't get trolled, to save face.


I'm proud that I enabled you to add another dimension to your cyber life on Spurstalk. You gotta new sig, new avatar and cool little pictures you got to post today.

All things considered, I'd say you won.

I'm limited over here. I can't have a cool sig and avatar like you. You get to reinvent yourself here everyday just to mask the fact that you're 3 foot 9 and never picked up a basketball in your life.

[midnightpulp]

I'm proud that I enabled you to add another dimension to your cyber life on Spurstalk. You gotta new sig, new avatar and cool little pictures you got to post today.

All things considered, I'd say you won.

I'm limited over here. I can't have a cool sig and avatar like you. You get to reinvent yourself here everyday just to mask the fact that you're 3 foot 9 and never picked up a basketball in your life.

:lmao:lmao:lmao

[Magic2Kobe]

Midget, your pathetic. The reason your like this is because you can't stand the fact that the Lakers are better than Spurs and posters like history2b and Kool rub it in your face.

Grow up.

[midnightpulp]

Oh I've succeeded.

You're unraveling in this thread is proof.

http://oi51.tinypic.com/if4qza.jpg

[ElNono]

Keep going dude...please...I couldn't care less about you and your Lakers. Because the only thing that matters is the recording studio in my house, the paid for vehicle in my driveway, and the 3 bedroom house I have at the age of 29. Accuse me of never having played basketball all you want, but while you're still at home in your mom's basement, I actually do something with my life. The name's Midnightpulp..nice to meet you. If you ever want some land in the Texas hill country, or need a studio to record, look me up.

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

[ElNono]

Phase 1 (where the marks are completely clueless as to how hard their asses are being trolled, and go along ignorantly thinking they are owning the conversation) appears to be wrapping up.

Now begins Phase 2 (where the marks realize there's a big joke that they aren't in on, and will now try to play it off either with (a) massive insults about what big internet nerds everyone else is, or (b) that they knew all along and were reverse trolling).

Enjoy everyone.

:lol tbh, this should be on the FAQ of the site...

[midnightpulp]

:lol tbh, this should be on the FAQ of the site...

And history2b probably still wouldn't read it, cause you know, he often walks away and reads bits and pieces of things when he comes back.

[Kobe_5_Duncan_4]

And history2b probably still wouldn't read it, cause you know, he often walks away and reads bits and pieces of things when he comes back.


There's no chance I would read it.

You on the other hand would not only read it you might even get a tattoo inscribed only to claim you don't take the forum too seriously and spend little to no time here.

[midnightpulp]

There's no chance I would read it.

You on the other hand would not only read it you might even get a tattoo inscribed only to claim you don't take the forum too seriously and spend little to no time here.

Sick burn.

[Jt.ONE]

greatest thread i've read in a while haha

[Bill_Brasky]

If I could describe this thread in one picture......

http://i53.tinypic.com/bfgqwo.png

[LnGrrrR]

There's no chance I would read it.

You on the other hand would not only read it you might even get a tattoo inscribed only to claim you don't take the forum too seriously and spend little to no time here.

It's a good thing you don't take this forum serious enough to respond to numerous posts in this thread, even after you found out he was trolling. The holier than thou posts really hammer home the "not so serious" message/persona.

[cnyc3]

:worthy: MNP :worthy:

[Leetonidas]

history2b:

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[TipsytheLurker]

Oh my. History, I know you honed your skills for 12 years on espn.com but after reading this shit, maybe a few more years in the minnow pond may do you some good.

I was not tuned into the inside joke, but it was obvious on page one. You began to catch on about page 6.

I still don't think that ignorant fuck kool understands what's going on.

[TipsytheLurker]

kool is an INCREDIBLY stupid human being

Dumbest motherfucker with any credibility I've ever encountered on a message board.

[Koolaid_Man]

Oh my. History, I know you honed your skills for 12 years on espn.com but after reading this shit, maybe a few more years in the minnow pond may do you some good.

I was not tuned into the inside joke, but it was obvious on page one. You began to catch on about page 6.

I still don't think that ignorant fuck kool understands what's going on.


He's all the woman I suspected him of being...I don't believe in trolling....the silly rules of engagement don't apply to Kool...If I beleive you're a fag guess what...you're a fag...you can claim troll all day long...Midget and many of you can hide behind the troll game as you wish nothing changes the fact that you get sick at the thought of me...:toast

[midnightpulp]

It's a good thing you don't take this forum serious enough to respond to numerous posts in this thread, even after you found out he was trolling. The holier than thou posts really hammer home the "not so serious" message/persona.

Boom:

http://files.sharenator.com/fallout_3_boom_headshot_BOOM_HEADSHOT-s745x576-54811.jpg

[TipsytheLurker]

He's all the woman I suspected him of being...I don't believe in trolling....the silly rules of engagement don't apply to Kool...If I beleive you're a fag guess what...you're a fag...you can claim troll all day long...Midget and many of you can hide behind the troll game as you wish nothing changes the fact that you get sick at the thought of me...:toast

I don't get sick at the thought of uneducated inner city teens playing on the internet. I look for ways to influence US policy so there are fewer of you.

[midnightpulp]

I don't get sick at the thought of uneducated inner city teens playing on the internet. I look for ways to influence US policy so there are fewer of you.

Like lobbying for more coat hangers to be made available to crack whores?

That's a bill I can get behind.

[TipsytheLurker]

Like lobbying for more coat hangers to be made available to crack whores?

That's a bill I can get behind.

Nah. he has potential. He clearly wants to engage. He's just not intelligent enough to communicate. Gutting education will only create more of his kind.

At least history and luva can comprehend what's going on around them. This fucker is lost. The only way to address this issue is education.

[Koolaid_Man]

I don't get sick at the thought of uneducated inner city teens playing on the internet. I look for ways to influence US policy so there are fewer of you.


ohhh yeah you very sick at the thought of Kool...:lol but if you want to influence US policy I recommend a video game called Commander-n-Chief...that's bout as close as you'll get...my nigga in the White House and we bout to wreck shop on ole Jethro... Black Gold....Texas Tea....:lmao

[midnightpulp]

ohhh yeah you very sick at the thought of Kool...:lol but if you want to influence US policy I recommend a video game called Commander-n-Chief...that's bout as close as you'll get...my nigga in the White House and we bout to wreck shop on ole Jethro... Black Gold....Texas Tea....:lmao

http://oi54.tinypic.com/33u5pbl.jpg

[TipsytheLurker]

ohhh yeah you very sick at the thought of Kool...:lol but if you want to influence US policy I recommend a video game called Commander-n-Chief...that's bout as close as you'll get...my nigga in the White House and we bout to wreck shop on ole Jethro... Black Gold....Texas Tea....:lmao

I don't even know what this means. Obama is going to open up the strategic oil reserves to reduce gas prices? You're an ignorant motherfucker with no understanding of the big picture. Just another ignorant inner city teen that slipped through the cracks.

[Koolaid_Man]

I don't even know what this means. Obama is going to open up the strategic oil reserves to reduce gas prices? You're an ignorant motherfucker with no understanding of the big picture. Just another ignorant inner city teen that slipped through the cracks.


Of course you don't uncle Jeb...you're absolutely the perfect Hillbilly to insult...I can look you square in the eyes and insult you in whatever way I gotdam please all day long and you'll smile, pat me on the back and take it as a compliment..:lol..I'm glad you decided to engage the King so all can be manifest...

Ahhh the big picture and strategic oil reserves....what would you like to know about it...let's dick measure and test IQ's shall we? :toast

[Koolaid_Man]

If you accept my challenge this "Blacker than tar inner city dumb fuck Nigga" named Kool will have you at his mercy...I love testing white boys it's my life long pleasure...I do it for all my niggas that couldn't quite measure up let us proceed....lol

[midnightpulp]

If you accept my challenge this "Blacker than tar inner city dumb fuck Nigga" named Kool will have you at his mercy...I love testing white boys it's my life long pleasure...I do it for all my niggas that couldn't quite measure up let us proceed....lol

Careful, Kool. The last time you entered a political debate (with me) you got thoroughly dismantled.

[Koolaid_Man]

Careful, Kool. The last time you entered a political debate (with me) you got thoroughly dismantled.


2 Hillbillies for the price of one....ohhh goodie....:lol

[kamikazi_player]

This thread is full of win. :lol I usually don't like midnight's trolling attempts, but this one's really good.

[TipsytheLurker]

Of course you don't uncle Jeb...you're absolutely the perfect Hillbilly to insult...I can look you square in the eyes and insult you in whatever way I gotdam please all day long and you'll smile, pat me on the back and take it as a compliment..:lol..I'm glad you decided to engage the King so all can be manifest...

Ahhh the big picture and strategic oil reserves....what would you like to know about it...let's dick measure and test IQ's shall we? :toast

Go ahead. From what I tell, you're the dumbest MF on this board. Please prove me wrong. I've seen your bullshit in the politics forum...how to wage a war or whatever dumbfuck idea crossed through your imbecile mnid at the time, You're a lightweight with nothing to offer but talking points.

[midnightpulp]

2 Hillbillies for the price of one....ohhh goodie....:lol

Remember this:


Mental Midget - Just like basketball discussions you're just factually incorrect...I don't even have to work hard to discredit you...you do it all for me and you actually believe this shit you post. FACT: Mexico not South America is the 2nd most important Agricultural partner to the US...MEXICO...here's relevant data you fucking moron:

Leading Suppliers of U.S. Agricultural and Seafood Imports, FY2008 (value in billion U.S. dollars)
Country Agricultural & Seafood Total Share (%)
1. Canada $17.935 $2.278 $20.213 21.7
2. Mexico 10.761 0.482 11.243 12.1
3. China 3.427 2.027 5.455 5.9
4. Thailand 1.917 1.831 3.748 4.0
5. Indonesia 2.669 1.052 3.721 4.0
6. Italy 3.296 0.009 3.304 3.6
7. Chile 1.961 0.993 2.954 3.2
8. Brazil 2.598 0.103 2.701 2.9
9. Australia 2.404 0.072 2.477 2.7
10. Ireland 2.386 0.006 2.392 2.6
11. France 2.380 0.012 2.392 2.6
12. Netherlands 2.156 0.040 2.196 2.4
13. Malaysia 1.710 0.201 1.911 2.1
14. New Zealand 1.739 0.128 1.867 2.0
15. India 1.533 0.228 1.762 1.9
16. Colombia 1.716 0.041 1.757 1.9
17. Vietnam 0.691 0.765 1.456 1.6
18. Ecuador 0.722 0.615 1.338 1.4
19. Germany 1.279 0.005 1.284 1.4
20. Costa Rica 1.201 0.077 1.278 1.4
21. Guatemala 1.259 0.017 1.276 1.4
22. Argentina 1.177 0.084 1.261 1.4
23. Spain 1.189 0.039 1.228 1.3
24. Philippines 0.896 0.262 1.158 1.2
25. Peru 0.778 0.089 0.868 0.9
World Total 79.317 13.720 93.0379 100.0
Source: USDA, Foreign Agricultural Service (FAS), BICO Import Commodity Aggregations.

South America imports more in billions than Mexico.

Agricultural: 10.872 billion to Mexico's 10.761.
Total: 13.464 billion to Mexico's 11.243.

Your dumbass was oblivious to the fact that you have to add up every dollar all South American countries are responsible for.

So South America, not Mexico, is the second largest importer.

I await your apology and your admission of error.

[Greg Oden]

This thread is full of win. :lol I usually don't like midnight's trolling attempts, but this one's really good.

I've seen this more than once in this thead and I don't get it. MNP's trolling is usually pretty tasteful. Can't believe THAT nigga is still gray.

[Axe Murderer]

He's all the woman I suspected him of being...I don't believe in trolling....the silly rules of engagement don't apply to Kool...If I beleive you're a fag guess what...you're a fag...you can claim troll all day long...Midget and many of you can hide behind the troll game as you wish nothing changes the fact that you get sick at the thought of me...:toast

All you need now is the certainty

[Greg Oden]

faggy opinion + certainty = x

[Koolaid_Man]

Go ahead. From what I tell, you're the dumbest MF on this board. Please prove me wrong. I've seen your bullshit in the politics forum...how to wage a war or whatever dumbfuck idea crossed through your imbecile mid at the time, You're a lightweight with nothing to offer but talking points.

sounds like you're trying to convince yourself to me...So you've bought into and now tow the company line regarding my Kingship...so let's start the discussion by you educating the "black man" on what's the single biggest global factor affecting gas prices and how it affects not the global markets but just the US economy.

Be careful now there is a ton of shit you can google but I'll be on your ass if I think you're plagiarizing...you white boys love to do that shit and then act like it's the niggas that do it...:lol while you're at it give me the relative breakdown / components that make up the final price at the pump...

I'm not even interested in the strategic reserves at this point...if you can get past these then we can continue this discussion. You better not let this nigga call you out and you not answer.

[Axe Murderer]

faggy opinion + certainty = x

Does anyone know where a patriotic gentleman can find a pair of American flag trunks?

You would not believe it, but they just simply do not exist in the blue-state world of the www. I challenge anyone on this board to find a website selling such an item (ive looked on ebay, google, everything imaginable.)

I am hoping to purchase 6 pairs of said item for my pool volleyball team.
The only ones i've found have been of the faggy speedo variety.
I am not computer illiterate; I challenge anyone to find them. Its unreal. Twilight Zone type stuff.

Any help on this matter greatly appreciated, from one patriotic American to another.

[Pelicans78]

I actually do remember midnight picking up a basketball. He was at a sporting goods store walking towards the archery section when he accidently knocked over a basketball. Like a true humble person, he picked it up and placed the ball back on the rack. That was also the same day when he met Kool while walking past the rafting section. Good times.

[midnightpulp]

I've seen this more than once in this thead and I don't get it. MNP's trolling is usually pretty tasteful. Can't believe THAT nigga is still gray.

Can't please 'em all. :depressed

Generally, Lakers fans tend to dislike my trolling, for obvious reasons.

[Koolaid_Man]

Remember this:



South America imports more in billions than Mexico.

Agricultural: 10.872 billion to Mexico's 10.761.
Total: 13.464 billion to Mexico's 11.243.

Your dumbass was oblivious to the fact that you have to add up every dollar all South American countries are responsible for.

So South America, not Mexico, is the second largest importer.

I await your apology and your admission of error.

You really can't compete with me Mid....you made a claim based on something you absolutely knew nothing of and still don't to this day...so you buy produce at a grocery store with a tag that says from Chile...you had absolutely no idea on where to start the discussion...your exaggerated claims of only magnified your stupidity... there's a marginal difference in the numbers I posted...did you or have you actually fact checked for 2010...prolly not....but anyway I lead you to the water well provided all of the info...and you merely sucked it up as you usually do...(NO PUN)

you wouldn't get an apology from me in no lifetime...:lol

[midnightpulp]

You really can't compete with me Mid....you made a claim based on something you absolutely knew nothing of and still don't to this day...so you buy produce at a grocery store with a tag that says from Chile...you had absolutely no idea on where to start the discussion...your exaggerated claims of only magnified your stupidity... there's a marginal difference in the numbers I posted...did you or have you actually fact checked for 2010...prolly not....but anyway I lead you to the water well provided all of the info...and you merely sucked it up as you usually do...(NO PUN)

you wouldn't get an apology from me in no lifetime...:lol

http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb208/ongaru/Logical%20Fallacies/backpedaling.gif

[Koolaid_Man]

Tipsy what's taking you so fucking long...gotta make sure your response doesn't look like a copy paste right...It doesn't matter because I know whatever you post will not be yours....you're a stupid white fuck...who couldn't pass an entrance exam at a community college...

[Koolaid_Man]

http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb208/ongaru/Logical%20Fallacies/backpedaling.gif

actually my response is the same today as it was when I originally replied to you...come again....:toast

[Pelicans78]

So how we gonna settle this? You guys need to bet on the next Spurs-Lakers game or wait till the Spurs-Lakers series. Loser leave town match. Come on guys make it happen.

[Koolaid_Man]

Tipsy if you don't respond within the next 5 minutes - I'm gonna call it a night...and be back on your ass in da morn....

[TipsytheLurker]

sounds like you're trying to convince yourself to me...So you've bought into and now tow the company line regarding my Kingship...so let's start the discussion by you educating the "black man" on what's the single biggest global factor affecting gas prices and how it affects not the global markets but just the US economy.

Be careful now there is a ton of shit you can google but I'll be on your ass if I think you're plagiarizing...you white boys love to do that shit and then act like it's the niggas that do it...:lol while you're at it give me the relative breakdown / components that make up the final price at the pump...

I'm not even interested in the strategic reserves at this point...if you can get past these then we can continue this discussion. You better not let this nigga call you out and you not answer.


The single biggest global factor affecting gas prices is supply and demand (read china). It's affecting the US economy, black or white, by how much we pay at the pump. It disproportionately affects the poor (read Koolaid) because they have less discretionary income.

The recent hiccup in the middle east has only exacerbated the problem as established pipelines have been affected, but the laws of supply and demand always rule.

[midnightpulp]

You really can't compete with me Mid....you made a claim based on something you absolutely knew nothing of and still don't to this day...so you buy produce at a grocery store with a tag that says from Chile...you had absolutely no idea on where to start the discussion...your exaggerated claims of only magnified your stupidity... there's a marginal difference in the numbers I posted...did you or have you actually fact checked for 2010...prolly not....but anyway I lead you to the water well provided all of the info...and you merely sucked it up as you usually do...(NO PUN)

you wouldn't get an apology from me in no lifetime...:lol

Fail.

This is actually what I said:

"Do you understand that we now import most of our produce from South America?"

I simply used the "from Chile" example to support my point.

Still awaiting your apology.

[Koolaid_Man]

So how we gonna settle this? You guys need to bet on the next Spurs-Lakers game or wait till the Spurs-Lakers series. Loser leave town match. Come on guys make it happen.


loser ain't leaving...Let him put up cash or shut up....that's the only bet I'm making...Kori can moderate the cash settlement much like she did for Luva and Jag...incidentally Luva put up 2k - grand and no Spur fan had the balls to step up and take the bet...

[TipsytheLurker]

gotta go to bed Kool. Just don't forget you're nothing but an uneducated inner city teen. The good thing is, I'm on your side. Looking to fund and eliminate the likes of you on message boards across the US.

[Koolaid_Man]

The single biggest global factor affecting gas prices is supply and demand (read china). It's affecting the US economy, black or white, by how much we pay at the pump. It disproportionately affects the poor (read Koolaid) because they have less discretionary income.

The recent hiccup in the middle east has only exacerbated the problem as established pipelines have been affected, but the laws of supply and demand always rule.


You took all that fucking time to give me an answer like that.... The good ole old supply and demand response huh...China....China is just a tip of the iceberg when it comes to prices...there's also a ton of projections regarding current developing nations that we've been competing with for years that's now affecting prices...but Tipsy my wigga it was a 2 part question and you answered the first part with a relative easy supply and demand quip....fair enough but of what main specific type of commodity...(and you better not fucking say oil either) I'm basically giving you the answer here...

But I also wanted to know about the components of gas prices affecting US consumers at the pump...that was the 2-part question. We'll move on to more the more difficult rounds soon...

[Koolaid_Man]

gotta go to bed Kool. Just don't forget you're nothing but an uneducated inner city teen. The good thing is, I'm on your side. Looking to fund and eliminate the likes of you on message boards across the US.


:lol this isn't 1865...Nat Turner was my hero...my ancient forefathers I'm sure had a hand in killing your slave master kinfolk....but ahhh the good ole days when all you had to do was say it and they'd actually beleive it....I bet you want your country back to right....:lol You and your tea party brothers are some of the dumbest real mur-cans alive....:lmao

[Koolaid_Man]

Fail.

This is actually what I said:

"Do you understand that we now import most of our produce from South America?"

I simply used the "from Chile" example to support my point.

Still awaiting your apology.


whatever muthafucker...you remembered that label you saw on the bananas at Walmart and decided you knew where most American produce was imported...:lol you can't troll your way out this ass kicking now...:lol

[Koolaid_Man]

Post a reply losers....I got other bidness to attend to this early morn...getting ready to make some online international stock transactions....get at me later...lol

[Koolaid_Man]

ok I'm back for a quick min...dam you wiggas still in this thread...You must be doing a ton of research to formulate an answer in response....now I know you don't know what the fuck you're talking about...prolly reading a whole gotdam book to make yourselves seem smart...even if you're researching it doesn't take that long unless your editing your plagiarized material... lol

[midnightpulp]

whatever muthafucker...you remembered that label you saw on the bananas at Walmart and decided you knew where most American produce was imported...:lol you can't troll your way out this ass kicking now...:lol

No, I correctly stated that we import most of our produce from South America, which was backed up by the statistics your chimp brain was to feeble to correctly add up :lmao

And to this day, you still don't get the fact that how much produce or other goods we import from Mexico, or anywhere else, was irrelevant to the conversation we were having, which was about immigration and its affect on the US labor market.

You are one very stupid motherfucker.

Now, should I copy-and-paste some quotes for you to fall for again? :lmao

Oh, and I'm still awaiting that apology.

[midnightpulp]

Here, Kool, let's show everyone how I wrecked you:



What midget doesn't understand is that jobs nay not require employees to say anything but they have unwritten rules and mainly complicit when it comes to discrimination of the laymen. They then go to church to praise god or talk about this being a christian nation after they get their hands dirty. They believe in a fucked up constitution way more than they believe in the bible. It's like the crazy anti-abortion nut bags they go all out to defend fetuses but when the kid is born they say fuck em with these anti human policies. Unless of course the fetus is a white one. In fact I'm more than convinced that the anti-abortion wing nuts wouldn't protest abortion at all if the people having abortions were mainly blacks and latina's...

Irrelevant. But nice job wasting your time typing all that out. You got this debate thing down pat :tu


back on topic though...if you really want to do an economic analysis you need to draw up an economic model that shows exactly what will happen should the illegals leave. Sky-rocketing costs across the board is what will happen...and that's not what we need...(Illegals have been here for the past 30 yrs only reason it's an issue now is because republicans worry about those voting blocks.) but should they leave costs go out the roof... You know like the rising costs for fruits and veggies...You know those strawberries you love a 2.99/lb they just went up to 9.99/lb thanks to the white man picking them...yeah right....but in reality I've seen the migrant workers out there in the heat of the day bending over all day picking produce...Blacks ain't picking shit else in their lifetime ( they won't even pick the cotton outta their own medicine bottle) and you think a white person would be willing to spend all day in the hot fields picking produce...Fuck no I don't care how much it pays. When I see white grass cutting crews or labor pools driving around the cities looking for work then we can have this economic discussion...till then fuck off on being an intellectual midget man.


This is an old, cliched, now obsolete argument that's straight out of the progressive (I doubt any rational thinking progressive would even resort to this as a counterpoint anymore) playbook, often trotted out by those who would rather appeal to emotion than analyze things logically. Do you understand that we now import most of our produce from South America? You can't find a peach, banana, pear that isn't stamped with an "Imported From Chile" sticker.

Granted, domestic agriculture still relies on illegals to do most of the manual labor, but a group of economists at Iowa State University estimated that if illegal workers were replaced with US citizens, and given a proper living wage, that we would see a short term price increase for produce of a whopping 6 percent, which would then gradually decrease to around 3 percent. Saving 3 percent on produce is not enough to offset a deficit of 10 billion. And yeah, rural, lower class African Americans won't do that kind of work, when in 1993, Black peach pickers in Georgia were displaced by illegal immigrants. And another report showed that migrants displaced produce workers in Michigan. Until you can show me cold, hard proof that "Americans are unwilling to do the jobs illegals will," your point is nothing more than speculation.

And as for farming, it has largely gone the way of automation, so illegals have little impact, negative or positive, in that industry.


absolutely as I stated above. Listen the system is flawed but the US govnt. has allowed this to for over 30yrs or more. Case in point...Cubans reach the US shore and they're allowed to stay...Haitians reach the shore and they're rounded up and sent home...and don't give me this political asylum BS...Haitians need it as much if not more so than Cubans...the working relationship between the US and Cuba is due to the US not being allowed to control or unduly influence the uber educated Castro...so as the US always does they demonize when they can't get their way.

Tangential and not related to the discussion of how illegal immigrants negatively impact the US economy.


Does the article also go on to show the demographic breakdown of healthcare costs to the federal goven't. which is by and large the biggest driver of US debt. Does it count the tax or account for their slave labor earnings (how much they're underpaid) to begin with because they're considered to cheap labor. Does it also show tax loopholes, or shelters that corporations "slyly" partake in to avoid paying their fair share of taxes...

What does any of this have to do with illegal immigration's impact on the US economy? Off on another tangent. Are you taking your Ritalin tonight?

But I'll attempt to address it, anyway. The federal costs for providing healthcare for illegal aliens was over one billion dollars, so they add to what you call "the biggest driver of US debt." But I'm not sure how healthcare debt relates to this discussion.

And to let you know, the study was done by a non-partisan organization.

This isn't the 1960s anymore. The economy is globalized, businesses now outsource labor to foreign countries to save on costs rather than hire migrants, automation has taken a foothold in many of the industries that once relied on manual labor. Once upon a time it was true that if not for migrant workers, we would pay significantly more for produce, but that is simply not the case anymore.



Where were you and your intellectually challenged tea baggers when boy George was in office. Talk about limited goven't in businesses affairs...Bush went out of his way in support of big business. Were you screaming for limited goven't then...Prolly not. You can post link to conservative articles all day but you don't appear to have a basic understanding of the important role of govn't. Corporations can't be trusted to do right by the consumer or even their employees. The govn't is and should be "the parent" in this capitalist society. If not corporations run even more roughshod over lay people while only taking care of a few of their friends. I beleive in Capitalism, Socialism, Communism, Marxism, when it calls for it. :lol

The way you began this paragraph is how I know your understanding of politics is shallow. You whittle everything down to a simplified right/left dichotomy, so when someone speaks out against illegal immigration, they must be a redneck, Bush-loving teabagger. I'll tell you right now that I despise George W. Bush and his neo-con ideology. Neo-cons seek only to expand the Federal government, not limit it, and grow the American empire via military force. They have a very fundamentalist, "white man's burden" philosophy that it's their duty to democratize every third-world country on earth and bring to it a corporate utopia. And I'm not down with that. Sacrificing American lives for geo-political and corporate interests is despicable. I'm also a shameless social liberal. If I had my way, porn would be on network TV during primetime. Fuck the FCC.

And no, the government should not "be the parent." You understand little about how government intervention harms the free-market. Throughout history, the biggest tyrants, liars, murderers, and crooks have been a part of the government in some capacity, and you want them watchdogging the economy? :lol

Kool, you mean well, but you really need to further your knowledge and quit relying on hack partisan cliche for your political point-of-view. Since you only see things in left and right, tells me they have your mind. I suggest ignoring the propaganda from both the Repugs and the Dems, and reading political material that isn't associated with either party.

But go ahead, stammer out a retarded, simplistic counter-argument and declare victory for yourself.

[TE]

Political/Economical conversation aside...
The real question is why would anyone reply to Kool?


What a dumbass.

[Koolaid_Man]

Here, Kool, let's show everyone how I wrecked you:



Irrelevant. But nice job wasting your time typing all that out. You got this debate thing down pat :tu



This is an old, cliched, now obsolete argument that's straight out of the progressive (I doubt any rational thinking progressive would even resort to this as a counterpoint anymore) playbook, often trotted out by those who would rather appeal to emotion than analyze things logically. Do you understand that we now import most of our produce from South America? You can't find a peach, banana, pear that isn't stamped with an "Imported From Chile" sticker.

Granted, domestic agriculture still relies on illegals to do most of the manual labor, but a group of economists at Iowa State University estimated that if illegal workers were replaced with US citizens, and given a proper living wage, that we would see a short term price increase for produce of a whopping 6 percent, which would then gradually decrease to around 3 percent. Saving 3 percent on produce is not enough to offset a deficit of 10 billion. And yeah, rural, lower class African Americans won't do that kind of work, when in 1993, Black peach pickers in Georgia were displaced by illegal immigrants. And another report showed that migrants displaced produce workers in Michigan. Until you can show me cold, hard proof that "Americans are unwilling to do the jobs illegals will," your point is nothing more than speculation.

And as for farming, it has largely gone the way of automation, so illegals have little impact, negative or positive, in that industry.



Tangential and not related to the discussion of how illegal immigrants negatively impact the US economy.



What does any of this have to do with illegal immigration's impact on the US economy? Off on another tangent. Are you taking your Ritalin tonight?

But I'll attempt to address it, anyway. The federal costs for providing healthcare for illegal aliens was over one billion dollars, so they add to what you call "the biggest driver of US debt." But I'm not sure how healthcare debt relates to this discussion.

And to let you know, the study was done by a non-partisan organization.

This isn't the 1960s anymore. The economy is globalized, businesses now outsource labor to foreign countries to save on costs rather than hire migrants, automation has taken a foothold in many of the industries that once relied on manual labor. Once upon a time it was true that if not for migrant workers, we would pay significantly more for produce, but that is simply not the case anymore.




The way you began this paragraph is how I know your understanding of politics is shallow. You whittle everything down to a simplified right/left dichotomy, so when someone speaks out against illegal immigration, they must be a redneck, Bush-loving teabagger. I'll tell you right now that I despise George W. Bush and his neo-con ideology. Neo-cons seek only to expand the Federal government, not limit it, and grow the American empire via military force. They have a very fundamentalist, "white man's burden" philosophy that it's their duty to democratize every third-world country on earth and bring to it a corporate utopia. And I'm not down with that. Sacrificing American lives for geo-political and corporate interests is despicable. I'm also a shameless social liberal. If I had my way, porn would be on network TV during primetime. Fuck the FCC.

And no, the government should not "be the parent." You understand little about how government intervention harms the free-market. Throughout history, the biggest tyrants, liars, murderers, and crooks have been a part of the government in some capacity, and you want them watchdogging the economy? :lol

Kool, you mean well, but you really need to further your knowledge and quit relying on hack partisan cliche for your political point-of-view. Since you only see things in left and right, tells me they have your mind. I suggest ignoring the propaganda from both the Repugs and the Dems, and reading political material that isn't associated with either party.

But go ahead, stammer out a retarded, simplistic counter-argument and declare victory for yourself.


and just like a good lil girl you do exactly as I predicted...:lol dude I owned you then and I'm owning you now...studying my posts religiously like you gots to pass the test....:lmao don't forget to use the #2 pencil...:lol

you can post a novel if you like to try and disprove / prove it but only it only makes matters worse for you....you're the one looking like a butthurt jackass not King Kool....talk about being troll free....:lol what's good for the goose is good for the gander....:lol I guess....

[symple19]

This fuckin thread is great, but why in the hell did so many of you come in and drop hints? This shit could've gone 10 pages of Brannon quotes before any of these jackasses would have figured it out, if not longer.

Next time you see greatness underway, step outta the way and appreciate.

Big props, Midnight. Somebody needs to black that name up

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[Kobe_5_Duncan_4]

sounds like you're trying to convince yourself to me...So you've bought into and now tow the company line regarding my Kingship...so let's start the discussion by you educating the "black man" on what's the single biggest global factor affecting gas prices and how it affects not the global markets but just the US economy.

Be careful now there is a ton of shit you can google but I'll be on your ass if I think you're plagiarizing...you white boys love to do that shit and then act like it's the niggas that do it...:lol while you're at it give me the relative breakdown / components that make up the final price at the pump...

I'm not even interested in the strategic reserves at this point...if you can get past these then we can continue this discussion. You better not let this nigga call you out and you not answer.


Lol, you must have really gotten under Tipsy's skin Kool.

Be careful though, he will stalk you if you continue to play.

[Kobe_5_Duncan_4]

Midget,

Now that you day in the sun has been fully realized, lets get back to the topic.

Have you ever picked up a basketball in your life?

[LnGrrrR]

And I'm enjoying your futile attempt to save face, believe me.

What's really awesome is that history is dumb enough to try both at the same time.

"I knew you were joking, but how could anyone know you were joking unless they spent all day here, which I don't" :lmao

[LnGrrrR]

This fuckin thread is great, but why in the hell did so many of you come in and drop hints? This shit could've gone 10 pages of Brannon quotes before any of these jackasses would have figured it out, if not longer.

Next time you see greatness underway, step outta the way and appreciate.

Big props, Midnight. Somebody needs to black that name up

It makes it even sweeter that he was trilled with all the hints. Hell, even midnight threw hints out there.

"he doesn't know who he's talking to. Literally"

:lmao

[LnGrrrR]

Why even try to argue with Kool? We all know he's an intellectual retard, he never uses facts, he runs away from arguments and shifts goalposts constantly, uses all sorts of logical fallacies, and to top it off, he can't even use proper grammar. Everything he's said on this site has been one long run-on sentence. :lol Just let him sit there like an idiot proclaiming victory.

It's pretty useful, because then you can see the other morons on this site (history, luva, 41, etc.).

[TipsytheLurker]

Lol, you must have really gotten under Tipsy's skin Kool.

Be careful though, he will stalk you if you continue to play.

lol. That fucking moron couldn't get under my skin if he was a mite.

And Kool, Tea Party? Reading comprehension isn't your strong-suit. I'm all for raising taxes to educate moron inner-city teens like you.

[Kobe_5_Duncan_4]

What's really awesome is that history is dumb enough to try both at the same time.

"I knew you were joking, but how could anyone know you were joking unless they spent all day here, which I don't" :lmao


That's not what I said idiot, lol.

He sat there and cut and pasted a past Spurstalk meltdown... think about that; dude is so tapped into Spurstalk that actually has the thread saved somewhere for quick access, then he double browsers it to perform his act. That's a level of "I'm-the-quintessential-Spurstalk-addict" I can never achieve. No reason for fellow bags like yourself to see otherwise.

I laughed at the fact that it takes a message board douche bag of epic proportions to be this tapped into a forum's history, indicative of unparalleled time invested.

But Midget can only play his trick once and now he'll be left to his own creativity in the future. Good luck with that.

[TipsytheLurker]

That's not what I said idiot, lol.

He sat there and cut and pasted a past Spurstalk meltdown... think about that; dude is so tapped into Spurstalk that actually has the thread saved somewhere for quick access, then he double browsers it to perform his act. That's a level of "I'm-the-quintessential-Spurstalk-addict" I can never achieve. No reason for fellow bags like yourself to see otherwise.

I laughed at the fact that it takes a message board douche bag of epic proportions to be this tapped into a forum's history, indicative of unparalleled time invested.

But Midget can only play his trick once and now he'll be left to his own creativity in the future. Good luck with that.

This is particularly funny coming from someone who invested 12 years of his life trying to build a reputation as some sort of a basketball information Nazi on espn.com, then headed over here after getting his ass banned.