***Official Hottest Wife/GF thread***

[LnGrrrR]

:lmao Venti, this is your troll, isn't it?

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=132682723

[apalisoc_9]

Btw, have you learned how to swim or drive yet?

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=132682803

:lmao

[LnGrrrR]

Dude are you a stalker? on any case, that is not me. my moms surname is common tbh. and i'm 152 lbs.

"Shikator" is a common surname? Sure pal. And that one profile just happens to be 5'7. :lol Just admit you failed and move on.

Glad to see you've bulked up a whole 18 lbs! Keep working at it.

[TheMACHINE]

After having two boys...i think i dont want to risk having 3 boys. lol. Two boys is already a handful...plus i dont want to "reset"...as in taking care of another infant and all that shit. lol

[The Gemini Method]

After having two boys...i think i dont want to risk having 3 boys. lol. Two boys is already a handful...plus i dont want to "reset"...as in taking care of another infant and all that shit. lol

One more, Machine...you can do it!

[apalisoc_9]

:lmao Venti, this is your troll, isn't it?

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=132682723

:lmao

[apalisoc_9]

"Shikator" is a common surname? Sure pal. And that one profile just happens to be 5'7. :lol Just admit you failed and move on.

Glad to see you've bulked up a whole 18 lbs! Keep working at it.

Strong Detective skills.
:lmao

[TheMACHINE]

One more, Machine...you can do it!

My sister is currently pregnant after having two boys...ill see what happens to them first. lol

4 all boy cousins is already crazy...imagine if she gets another boy and i do too. lol

Here's the boys at the cruise i went too this weekend. Crazy little fuckers. :lol

http://i861.photobucket.com/albums/ab177/LMAOxROFL/199829_708542867557_30610497_38086584_2974843_n.jp g

[balldontlie]

tbqfhfwiwimhfobdlftw

[LnGrrrR]

4 boys... that's horrifying :lol My one does enough damage.

[LnGrrrR]

Strong Detective skills.
:lmao

:lol I don't know why you'd be so afraid to post your pic on here man, I mean, it's not like you haven't already put it on the internet, brah.

http://i809.photobucket.com/albums/zz18/shikator/and.jpg
Holy fuck! You're one hot dude!

[LnGrrrR]

From a post entitled "Rate me brahs!" :lmao

[TheMACHINE]

His bed sheets are awesome!

[LnGrrrR]

:lol I don't know why you'd be so afraid to post your pic on here man, I mean, it's not like you haven't already put it on the internet, brah.

http://i809.photobucket.com/albums/zz18/shikator/and.jpg
Holy fuck! You're one hot dude!

To be fair, at least he gave himself a 2/10 on the original post. He's certainly modest. That must be why the ladies love him.

[sefant77]

If i'm playing the internet hot guy shit, would i admit i'm 5'7? Again, why did you marry an illegal orange peeler?

Because you retard didnt admit it. You was too stupid to realize that people would be able to recognize your mini-me size on the pic with the asian :lol




Class starts 5 hours hours from now, when i leave, i'm sure you guys gonna start fapping to dem girls i fck, but that's is all you guys are gonna get..lol....Or maybe sex your wives whilst imagining the better dishes i have..LOL..

Poor poor guys...Barking dogs dont bite...5-7 134lbs virgin :rollin

http://stupidgirlyshit.com/archive/hot-boys/2007/index_clip_image011.jpg

[apalisoc_9]

So you Gonna post my thread about sexing my aunt? HAHA. how about the ones where i posted pics of my mom? LMAOL....

I sure hope you havent found those..hahahahah...



Or worst, you find my post about my fapping sessions with the guys..

:lmao

Maybe youd also post my american version face? LMAOL who i made them rate..I hope you wont find those either

[LnGrrrR]

So you Gonna post my thread about sexing my aunt? HAHA. how about the ones where i posted pics of my mom? LMAOL....

I sure hope you havent found those..hahahahah...



Or worst, you find my post about my fapping sessions with the guys..

:lmao

Maybe youd also post my american version face? LMAOL who i made them rate..I hope you wont find those either

Like I said, it's nice to see you don't just suck at trolling here on ST, but across the internet. :tu

[SpursIndonesia]

For all the haters...

...........

You've got a nice little family there, fella. Lovely wife, adorable son, congrats. :toast

[LnGrrrR]

You've got a nice little family there, fella. Lovely wife, adorable son, congrats. :toast

Thanks, you too. When's she due? Go out to dinner as much as you can now while you have free time. :lol

[Reggie Williams]

You are a faggot apalisoc.

[Spursmania]

lmao:lmao

[benefactor]

rofl

[ginobili's bald spot]

:lol I don't know why you'd be so afraid to post your pic on here man, I mean, it's not like you haven't already put it on the internet, brah.

http://i809.photobucket.com/albums/zz18/shikator/and.jpg
Holy fuck! You're one hot dude!

:lmao
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:lmao Well I guess that backfired eh?

[Cry Havoc]

:lmao

This thread is amazing.

[ChrisRichards]

the thread ask to post pix of the wifey...so i did. Be it at 10 or a 1. Im not ashamed of her.

You shouldn't be ashamed of your wife bro. She's hella cute, but I just dont think she's all that like some desperados here think.


:lol Wifesmack, but being too much of a pussy to post a pic of your girl.
My GF looks like Kelly Hu, trust me she's pretty hot but with my reputation here I dont think its good idea to bring my personal life here on the board.:lol

[thedong]

I'm banging that one chick from the Chad Ochoa Cinco love show.
BDL got my back on this one.


No more Esther for me :(

[Muser]

:lmao :lmao awesome thread

[TheNextGen]

WTF.

I made this thread to see some hot milfs, not some fucking ass homo.

[CavsSuperFan]

:lmao At this thread...You guys are brutal...

[The Gemini Method]

LnG with the goods droppin' it with nuclear efficiency...

[ChrisRichards]

Here's a pic of my ex GF in college (left). She's from TheMachine's hometown, the Phillippinnes. A little bit on a high maintenance side, but she was a demon in the sack

.http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/36723_135927673085100_100000036055317_368270_75717 5_n.jpg


http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/28654_129560703721797_100000036055317_330849_62210 59_n.jpg

[The Gemini Method]

I was going to say...no way is she comparable to Kelly Hu.

[TDMVPDPOY]

lol CR comparing his girl to kelly hu

cmon bro you got a good find there, but stuff high maintenance chicks materialistic jabronies who bleed you dry and always on the lookout for something better

[Muser]

Ln has been regulating lately tbh :tu

[TheNextGen]

i'll take Machines wife over CR's ex, tbh.

[Beau]

http://i809.photobucket.com/albums/zz18/shikator/and.jpg

Manny PacyourbagsandGTFO

[TE]

:lmao

[jay_shs]

I'm 5'7" myself, not done growing though (still a soph. in HS)
LNG's wife is ugly.
apalisoc's chicks he pulls are pretty hot, though a little too slender.
SpursIndonesia's family is nice, I worry about them getting the bird flu there though...

[Reggie Williams]

I'm 5'7" myself, not done growing though (still a soph. in HS)
LNG's wife is ugly.
apalisoc's chicks he pulls are pretty hot, though a little too slender.
SpursIndonesia's family is nice, I worry about them getting the bird flu there though...

You are also a dumbass.

[apalisoc_9]

Here's a pic of my ex GF in college (left). She's from TheMachine's hometown, the Phillippinnes. A little bit on a high maintenance side, but she was a demon in the sack

.http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/36723_135927673085100_100000036055317_368270_75717 5_n.jpg


http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/28654_129560703721797_100000036055317_330849_62210 59_n.jpg

By far the most legit chick. But i think i like the girl on the left better, she your ex gf too? love those kind of gals..

yow jay, sup? Good that you signed up with spurstalk brah...What's the chick count so far brah?

[Reggie Williams]

By far the most legit chick. But i think i like the girl on the left better, she your ex gf too? love those kind of gals..

yow jay, sup? Good that you signed up with spurstalk brah...What's the chick count so far brah?

Can you stop being a faggot for one second? Or does that just come naturally to you.

[TheNextGen]

Do i need to drive a Miata to get a girl like that?

[Jt.ONE]

I'm 5'7" myself, not done growing though (still a soph. in HS)
LNG's wife is ugly.
apalisoc's chicks he pulls are pretty hot, though a little too slender.
SpursIndonesia's family is nice, I worry about them getting the bird flu there though...




yow jay, sup? Good that you signed up with spurstalk brah...What's the chick count so far brah?


:lol apalisoc_9 got his friend from the body-building forum to sign up to ST too?

[Kori Ellis]

Jay=guitardude

[Beau]

I'm 5'7" myself, not done growing though (still a soph. in HS)
LNG's wife is ugly.
apalisoc's chicks he pulls are pretty hot, though a little too slender.
SpursIndonesia's family is nice, I worry about them getting the bird flu there though...


Jay=guitardude

Kinda figured that one out.

But don't be outin us all, woman! ;)

[keytardude27]

I think Ln's wife is ugly.
I'm 5'7" but I'm only a sophomore in h.s. Still growing. My height as well as my penis.
Apalisoc's chicks he pulls are pretty hot, though a little too slender. I like black girl kind of bodies, but I don't like black girls. So I don't know what to do.
SpursIndonesia's family is nice, I worry about them getting the bird flu there though. Although Joel, my mom's boyfriend, says they deserve it because they're didn't cook their chicken enough and burn out the bird flu.

[cobbler]

I was actually waiting for the Timothy McVeigh jab. :lol

I was thinking steve blake... the ultimate jab. :toast

[cobbler]

If this one is a girl, then most likely we will stop at 2. If it's a boy, my wife is willing to give it one more try. (If we get three boys though, she's giving up. No way she takes a chance at 4 boys... :lol)

One of my best friends had 2 girls and so desperately wanted a boy. They like you decided to try once more only regardless of outcome for a boy.

And 9 months later their beautiful baby boy was delivered... along with his two sisters forming the trips.

... haven't seen him since. :lol

[apalisoc_9]

:lol apalisoc_9 got his friend from the body-building forum to sign up to ST too?

He is my friend from the coast, and chix dig us like chocolate bars

[cobbler]

My good friend in college chased a boy and ended up with 3 girls and one boy...he was trying since his 2nd child for that son. I don't want it like that. I'm going to stop at 2 regardless...

Just now read this... Small world. Was his name Jerry? :lol Though my friend ended up with 4 girls.

[benefactor]

lol guitarnazi outed by Kori

[kamikazi_player]

Whoa, I didn't know lngrrrr could be so brutal :lol

[apalisoc_9]

Whoa, I didn't know lngrrrr could be so brutal :lol

LMAOL..That guy is like a 2-4 admitdly..But i'd doubt hed find my American, chinesse or japanese version of me,,,hahaha..

props to him for findind the swimming thread...haha..He should search for the fappig seesion thread..i mean he seem to have all the time in the world.

[LnGrrrR]

I'm 5'7" myself, not done growing though (still a soph. in HS)
LNG's wife is ugly.
apalisoc's chicks he pulls are pretty hot, though a little too slender.
SpursIndonesia's family is nice, I worry about them getting the bird flu there though...

:lol Sophomore. Do your parents know you post on Spurstalk?

[LnGrrrR]

blah blah blah.

What happened to your photo? :lmao

[LnGrrrR]

One of my best friends had 2 girls and so desperately wanted a boy. They like you decided to try once more only regardless of outcome for a boy.

And 9 months later their beautiful baby boy was delivered... along with his two sisters forming the trips.

... haven't seen him since. :lol

Ye gods. :lol Dude, if he's a best friend, I hope you're babysitting from time to time.

[apalisoc_9]

What happened to your photo? :lmao

I had to delete it. I go online, using a freinds computer sometimes, I'm sure he he'd be raging if he sees that, not that its him..But it's someone important to him.

Why is your son Asian?

You're not Asian. she's not Asian.....And he not adopted

Hmmmm

[Giuseppe]

9, whackin' Ln upside the cocksucker.

:lol

[apalisoc_9]

9, whackin' Ln upside the cocksucker.

:lol

Guiseppe, I'm eating this special Italian sphagetti now and i must say it taste good. Now about Lngrr, at first i thought he was boss, not give a single fck about what i say since he is so aplha and that Im a dumb troll, accoridng to him that is. But now that i think about it, he must so butthurt about everything i said..Searching the internets for my troll work.

I must say, it is sad.

[Giuseppe]

Ln is difficult to label. He's a moody SOB. Very hot & cold.

[LnGrrrR]

I had to delete it. I go online, using a freinds computer sometimes, I'm sure he he'd be raging if he sees that, not that its him..But it's someone important to him.

Why is your son Asian?

You're not Asian. she's not Asian.....And he not adopted

Hmmmm

He's not Asian.

How does one person fail so much, so often?

And why do you keep shirtless pics of your douchey friend in your photobucket account? You guys must be awful close.

[Giuseppe]

He's not Asian.

Ln is very touchy about his son, Mr. Moto.

[Cry Havoc]

He's not Asian.

How does one person fail so much, so often?

And why do you keep shirtless pics of your douchey friend in your photobucket account? You guys must be awful close.

:lmao

LnG just destroying an increasingly desperate apalisoc.

[Giuseppe]

^Though when Ap was his pal yesterday Ln was kinda enamored of said douchey.

[Cry Havoc]

Culby, are you unaware that things have been known to change as time moves forward?

[Giuseppe]

Culby, are you unaware that things have been known to change as time moves forward?

Sure, but, that don't mean I have to accept & cite it.

[LnGrrrR]

Culby can't process sarcasm.

[Giuseppe]

Culby can't process sarcasm.

You've no room. You & I were finding our way back to civility (i.e., that rasslin' thread) and you just had to whack me with a bush.

Ya asshole.

[Kobe_5_Duncan_4]

For all the haters...

http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/155334_182649638418873_100000215140430_703119_5789 777_n.jpg

http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/19956_108450719172099_100000215140430_215745_71321 24_n.jpg

http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/25875_117102304973607_100000215140430_274211_74938 46_n.jpg




:lmao

[Kobe_5_Duncan_4]

^If your family missed one single branch fallin' down the ugly tree I don't see how.


:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

[midnightpulp]

:lmao

What's so funny, Carl?

[LnGrrrR]

You've no room. You & I were finding our way back to civility (i.e., that rasslin' thread) and you just had to whack me with a bush.

Ya asshole.

I've said multiple times that you have a way with words, and when you're not trolling, you're fun to read. You just troll more often than not. "Father of tard" being a willing example.

Obviously, I don't actually think you're a pedophile, or racist, or any number of other things. But you yourself have called my kid a retard, and aligned with others who say the same things. Why should I be civil? I see no need.

[LnGrrrR]

:lmao

:lmao Why don't you start a thread saying how ugly my family is?

[Kobe_5_Duncan_4]

What's so funny, Carl?

The photo of LnGrrrR.

[Kobe_5_Duncan_4]

:lmao Why don't you start a thread saying how ugly my family is?


I'm not that fucking pathetic to need the justification of random strangers on the internet to be inspired to do such an act. :lol

But I think it's hilarious that you are.

And that some Chinaman came and pulled a fast one on you.

[Beau]

h2b's a 50-year-old that's obviously failed at life, message boards just happen to be a part of that.

Tis quite amusing how misery loves company, though. He along with Tacker, #41 and a couple others have formed their own little support group, it seems.

Adorable... :)

[Kobe_5_Duncan_4]

h2b's a 50-year-old that's obviously failed at life, message boards just happen to be a part of that.

Tis quite amusing how misery loves company, though. He along with Tacker, #41 and a couple others have formed their own little support group, it seems.

Adorable... :)



I am? :lmao


Oh dumb fuck Beau where would we be without your insight?

[Beau]

I am? :lmao


Oh dumb fuck Beau where would we be without your insight?

Same place. Alone, unaccomplished and failing at life, laughter. :toast

[Cry Havoc]

I am? :lmao


Oh dumb fuck Beau where would we be without your insight?

By all means, grow a pair and post a pic of yourself and your g/f.

[Kobe_5_Duncan_4]

By all means, grow a pair and post a pic of yourself and your g/f.


But I'm too old to know how to operate a camera....:lol

[Kobe_5_Duncan_4]

Same place. Alone, unaccomplished and failing at life, laughter. :toast


It might make you feel better to make such things up in your head because I'm a villainous Laker fan but no need to project your own insecurities in life onto me.

[Kyle Orton]

sup Carl Jaspers

can i play with you and cody the next time you guys hoop?

[Beau]

It might make you feel better to make such things up in your head because I'm a villainous Laker fan but no need to project your own insecurities in life onto me.

I don't loathe you, Jaspers. I pity you - while also finding you quite adorable.

I'm secure in that opinion/belief. :toast

[Giuseppe]

I've said multiple times that you have a way with words, and when you're not trolling, you're fun to read. You just troll more often than not. "Father of tard" being a willing example.

Obviously, I don't actually think you're a pedophile, or racist, or any number of other things. But you yourself have called my kid a retard, and aligned with others who say the same things. Why should I be civil? I see no need.

We were connecting on different issues, primarily the rasslin' one after I "tarded" your kid. I figured the kind back & forth in these instances served as the olive branch/bridge to peace and cooling salve for us both. Then you went nutty nuts over this Kool/Deep/$500 event, and we returned to our own respective ramparts.

& like your belief that I'm not a pedo, I never entertained serious thoughts that your child was tarded. It was an easy path to bust your balls.

I'm willing to bury the proverbial hatchet. Are you, Ln?

[Kobe_5_Duncan_4]

sup Carl Jaspers

can i play with you and cody the next time you guys hoop?


Any time Kyle.

[KobeSynco_TimQuattro]

I don't loathe you, Jaspers. I pity you - while also finding you quite adorable.

I'm secure in that opinion/belief. :toast


WTF? Tipsy is that you?

[Beau]

WTF? Tipsy is that you?

Changing accounts, for me?

Adorable. :)

[Kobe_5_Duncan_4]

:jack

[midnightpulp]

You're a sick man, Jaspers. Waking up Cody at 3:00 am on a school night to run him through basketball drills.

[jjktkk]

sup Carl Jaspers

can i play with you and cody the next time you guys hoop?

The car is outta bounds right? :lol

[LnGrrrR]

We were connecting on different issues, primarily the rasslin' one after I "tarded" your kid. I figured the kind back & forth in these instances served as the olive branch/bridge to peace and cooling salve for us both. Then you went nutty nuts over this Kool/Deep/$500 event, and we returned to our own respective ramparts.

& like your belief that I'm not a pedo, I never entertained serious thoughts that your child was tarded. It was an easy path to bust your balls.

I'm willing to bury the proverbial hatchet. Are you, Ln?

Sure, I don't see why not. I'm perfectly willing to let bygones be bygones.

[LnGrrrR]

I'm not that fucking pathetic to need the justification of random strangers on the internet to be inspired to do such an act. :lol

But I think it's hilarious that you are.

What justification? Did you take your pills this morning? Somebody call Nurse Ratchet.


And that some Chinaman came and pulled a fast one on you.

Please, explain how so, oh mighty basketball guru. Descend from the mountains to enlighten us on all things orange and spherical.

[Cry Havoc]

The car is outta bounds right? :lol

No, it's the gnomes, the gnomes can be out of bounds.

[ginobili's bald spot]

No, it's the gnomes, the gnomes can be out of bounds.

No dumbass, anything beyond the gnomes is a 3. Everyone knows that.

[KobeSynco_TimQuattro]

You're a sick man, Jaspers. Waking up Cody at 3:00 am on a school night to run him through basketball drills.


What impressive writing skills you possess. :lmao

[KobeSynco_TimQuattro]

What justification? Did you take your pills this morning? Somebody call Nurse Ratchet.



Please, explain how so, oh mighty basketball guru. Descend from the mountains to enlighten us on all things orange and spherical.

On the contrary Mr. Hobbit with a walking stick, it is you who is up on the mountain. :lmao

[LnGrrrR]

On the contrary Mr. Hobbit with a walking stick, it is you who is up on the mountain. :lmao

Hobbits are six feet tall?

Or is the fact that I'm hiking supposed to be some sort of sick burn?

Cmon, really break it down for me. Not all of us are blessed with the basketball analyzing skills the Gods bequeathed to you.

[benefactor]

Making fun of others when not posting a pic of oneself is lame.

[midnightpulp]

What impressive writing skills you possess. :lmao

You seem to be implying that I fancy myself some kind of pseudo-intellectual wordsmith, which you called me yesterday, thus your sarcasm is poking fun at the way I think highly of myself, an opinion you don't think is justified. Thing is, I give my opinions in no uncertain terms just like any number of other posters here. Claiming 'wordsmith' status? You are basing this on nothing other than, apparently, as a complement to my writing and reasoning abilities. if they come across as 'wordsmithy' it is only on the merit of my writing and ideas, not by some self-proclomation. Thanks for the kind words.

[HarlemHeat37]

:lol history2b has been Gary Neal'd by 90% of the NBA forum..the other 10% don't know who he is..he has reached, or surpassed, KW and Tacker IMO..

[Kobe_5_Duncan_4]

Hobbits are six feet tall?

Or is the fact that I'm hiking supposed to be some sort of sick burn?

Cmon, really break it down for me. Not all of us are blessed with the basketball analyzing skills the Gods bequeathed to you.


Hiking is normal.

So your wife was cool scaling this massive mountain carrying the lil one in hand but not you, no, you needed a stick. :lmao

[Kobe_5_Duncan_4]

You seem to be implying that I fancy myself some kind of pseudo-intellectual wordsmith, which you called me yesterday, thus your sarcasm is poking fun at the way I think highly of myself, an opinion you don't think is justified. Thing is, I give my opinions in no uncertain terms just like any number of other posters here. Claiming 'wordsmith' status? You are basing this on nothing other than, apparently, as a complement to my writing and reasoning abilities. if they come across as 'wordsmithy' it is only on the merit of my writing and ideas, not by some self-proclomation. Thanks for the kind words.

A swing and a miss.

You fall for bait so easily it's not even funny. Someone as psychologically deranged and egotistical as yourself naturally would think such a thing.

I think your writing skills are B grade at the absolute best. :lmao

[LnGrrrR]

Hiking is normal.

So your wife was cool scaling this massive mountain carrying the lil one in hand but not you, no, you needed a stick. :lmao

So let me get this straight.

What's uproariously funny is that I'm using a walking stick, and my wife is not, right? That's what you're going with? Stick smack?

[LnGrrrR]

Also, you didn't quite explain the "hobbit" smack. Care to elaborate on that one? You did have a reason, I'm assuming.

[Kobe_5_Duncan_4]

So let me get this straight.

What's uproariously funny is that I'm using a walking stick, and my wife is not, right? That's what you're going with? Stick smack?


Indeed.

Well that and the fact that you look like a complete douche bag. I gave you more credit I suppose. :wow

[Kobe_5_Duncan_4]

Also, you didn't quite explain the "hobbit" smack. Care to elaborate on that one? You did have a reason, I'm assuming.


:lol at your insecurity.

[LnGrrrR]

:lol at your insecurity.

Hm, curious. I'm merely trying to understand what you are getting at.

Using my awesome Internet Psychiatry skills, I'd have to say you are projecting your own insecurity about your failed insult back at me. You've just realized your "hobbit" insult makes no sense, and so you're resorting to diversions to try to detract from your nonsensical quip.

Of course, Internet Psychoatry tells us the real reason you used the word "hobbit" is because you yourself obviously suffer under the "shortman" syndrome, which perfectly explains your need to claim superior basketball knowledge on the Internet.

Might I suggest you try a different line of insults? These few are pretty much dead on arrival.

[Kobe_5_Duncan_4]

Hm, curious. I'm merely trying to understand what you are getting at.

Using my awesome Internet Psychiatry skills, I'd have to say you are projecting your own insecurity about your failed insult back at me. You've just realized your "hobbit" insult makes no sense, and so you're resorting to diversions to try to detract from your nonsensical quip.

Of course, Internet Psychoatry tells us the real reason you used the word "hobbit" is because you yourself obviously suffer under the "shortman" syndrome, which perfectly explains your need to claim superior basketball knowledge on the Internet.

Might I suggest you try a different line of insults? These few are pretty much dead on arrival.

It wasn't complicated... Hobbits in Lord of the Rings carry sticks while hiking up mountains.

You erroneously took this at "height smack" because you're an insecure little douche.

Relax douche, it's just a message board. :lmao

[LnGrrrR]

It wasn't complicated... Hobbits in Lord of the Rings carry sticks while hiking up mountains.

You erroneously took this at "height smack" because you're an insecure little douche.

So your smack is based off an obscure passage in a novel? Might want to go more mainstream next time.


Relax douche, it's just a message board. :lmao

I am relaxed. It's hard to get ruffled by someone using Lord of the Rings smack. But I give you full permission to use this awesome story about how hard you owned me next time you go LARPing with all your friends.

LIGHTNING BOLT! LIGHTNING BOLT!

[ohmwrecker]

This is, without a doubt, the lamest internet argument I have ever read.

[midnightpulp]

This is, without a doubt, the lamest internet argument I have ever read.

And history2b supplied 100% of the lame.

[LnGrrrR]

This is, without a doubt, the lamest internet argument I have ever read.

Careful Ohm. history2b might insult you using a "Turkish Delight" reference from the Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe.

[djohn2oo8]

lol history2b

[Beau]

:jack

You're adorable, the fact that me thinking that makes you wanna jerk off... not so much.

Look, Jaspers, I know you've heard this plenty and I really don't want to have to do this to you yet again, but I don't like you like that. And, to be frank, I find that kind of reaction unsettling, at a minimum.

If you're not gonna be able to control your urges, I'm afraid I'll just have to cease our back and forths. You just had to go and ruin a good thing, didn't you, Jaspers? :(

[Kobe_5_Duncan_4]

LnGrrrR is a quick one.

[Kobe_5_Duncan_4]

My personal cock sucker is winning.

[Beau]

Jaspers, I don't think I saw Midnight write that. Link?

[apalisoc_9]

He's not Asian.

How does one person fail so much, so often?

And why do you keep shirtless pics of your douchey friend in your photobucket account? You guys must be awful close.

he Sure does look asian to me. His eyes are more than chink than mine, and i'm half asian.

[Kobe_5_Duncan_4]

Jaspers, I don't think I saw Midnight write that. Link?


He might be suffocating / hyperventilating.

[ginobili's bald spot]

he Sure does look asian to me. His eyes are more than chink than mine, and i'm half asian.

You have some nerve showing your face ITT at this point.

[apalisoc_9]

:lol at your insecurity.

I'll be Real, This is one thing I'm sure Lngrr has. In Jesus, allah, budahs name, He is using spurtalk as his facebook den.

attention whore. LMAOL:rollin

[LnGrrrR]

he Sure does look asian to me. His eyes are more than chink than mine, and i'm half asian.

Here, educate yourself.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blepharophimosis

[Beau]

He might be suffocating / hyperventilating.

And that would prevent you from providing the link, how?

I don't want to believe you're making stuff up, Jaspers. Please don't let me down...

[apalisoc_9]

You have some nerve showing your face ITT at this point.

It is a message board.
:lmao

Seriously, It's a sad case when people start taking things as serious as the losers in here...

Must have a suckky life

[LnGrrrR]

I'll be Real, This is one thing I'm sure Lngrr has. In Jesus, allah, budahs name, He is using spurtalk as his facebook den.

attention whore. LMAOL:rollin

Says the "You guys wifes are 6's, I fuck 10s!" guy

[Kobe_5_Duncan_4]

:lol at idiots posting pictures of themselves and their wives to random strangers on the internet.

How stupid do you have to be to partake in this shit? Dumb fuck doesn't even know he's getting trolled all by his own stupidity too.

"haters" :lmao

[LnGrrrR]

:lol at idiots posting pictures of themselves and their wives to random strangers on the internet.

How stupid do you have to be to partake in this shit? Dumb fuck doesn't even know he's getting trolled all by his own stupidity too.

"haters" :lmao

How stupid do you have to be to care about other people posting pics of their family?

The answer? history2b stupid.

[LnGrrrR]

<--- waits for esoteric smacktalk based off that one time where Frodo used a sword to kill an orc

[kamikazi_player]

we need less arguing and more pictures of hot wife/gfs:bang

[LnGrrrR]

we need less arguing and more pictures of hot wife/gfs:bang

If you ask apalisoc, I'm sure he could google some girls, copy them into this thread, and claim they are his girlfriends.

[Ace]

:lol at idiots posting pictures of themselves and their wives to random strangers on the internet.

How stupid do you have to be to partake in this shit? Dumb fuck doesn't even know he's getting trolled all by his own stupidity too.

"haters" :lmao

:lol in your fifties trolling a message board.

[Beau]

:lol in your fifties trolling a message board.

To be clear, Ace, he's not 50:


h2b's a 50-year-old that's obviously failed at life, message boards just happen to be a part of that.


I am? :lmao


Oh dumb fuck Beau where would we be without your insight?

But he only takes exception to that, which is a pretty forthright admission. Takes some courage to admit you're a few years/months shy of your 50th and have failed at life, message boards obviously being part and parcel.

[Banzai]

I'll post a picture of myself..though I'm sure once I do I'll have a lot of shit talk heading my way.

[manufan10]

I'll post a picture of myself..though I'm sure once I do I'll have a lot of shit talk heading my way.

Yeah, because we're all jealous of you.

:toast

:lol

[Daddy_Of_All_Trolls]

My girlfriend is a GILF, a grandma you'ld like to fuck. Well, maybe not. So I'll spare you and not post pics. When I was younger, I could compete with you for finding girls with looks. Not anymore, you guys win. However, as least I get laid, unlike many of you. :)

[Banzai]

Yeah, because we're all jealous of you.

:toast

:lol

na you misunderstood what I said..I have no GF rofl..that is why.

[manufan10]

na you misunderstood what I said..I have no GF rofl..that is why.

:lol

Well, some people may want to go back to the single life.. :king

[RuffnReadyOzStyle]

Entertaining thread except that apalisoc wanker with the ridiculous chip on his shoulder. That shit went way beyond bad trolling and into the realm of real psychological problems. Get help, kid.


Prahps to all y'all who proud of your old ladies and don't give a fuck.


Agreed.

I've decided I'm better off single, mostly because I'd be unbearable to live with, and I can't get to sleep if someone else is in the room. Never been able to since I was a kid. It makes things difficult. Some might find it strange, but I like being alone, and as for the sexual side of things, fuckfriends are everywhere if you know where to look.

[TDMVPDPOY]

ok im in vietnam atm

this is what i dont get with white tourists, with all the money you guys spend on trips you can get the hottest looking gals from models to the girls who only fuck rich kents. But when i walk around all i see is white kents with uglies prostitutes, maybe pussy is pussy but fck man you spend thay much on a ho u better get decent looking ones even the ones who stroll the streets with you.

or is there a theory you white folks only shag ugly chicks cause nobody do ugly chicks and we all know every SOB all want the hot chicks and they are either loose as a goose.

[RuffnReadyOzStyle]

ok im in vietnam atm

this is what i dont get with white tourists, with all the money you guys spend on trips you can get the hottest looking gals from models to the girls who only fuck rich kents. But when i walk around all i see is white kents with uglies prostitutes, maybe pussy is pussy but fck man you spend thay much on a ho u better get decent looking ones even the ones who stroll the streets with you.

or is there a theory you white folks only shag ugly chicks cause nobody do ugly chicks and we all know every SOB all want the hot chicks and they are either loose as a goose.

The more pressing question: have you ever been with a woman? :lmao

[TDMVPDPOY]

The more pressing question: have you ever been with a woman? :lmao

no

but i like the theory of quantity>quality when im on trips

[RuffnReadyOzStyle]

no

but i like the theory of quantity>quality when im on trips

:lmao

I appreciate your honesty. Is that because you're gay (nothing wrong with that)? Or 14? (Also nothing wrong with that - hold on to that cherry for the right girl).

To answer your first post, many men have terrible taste in women. And others don't have much cash. That's all there is to it. ;)

[ElNono]

lol Carl Jaspers

[Leonard Curse]

Awesome. Can't wait to see you post some pics, and is your fake aunt available?

The forum eagerly awaits. :hungry:

:lol

[Leonard Curse]

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e332/jeffj5151/7918_1157932639228_1555110246_30558382_3009113_n.j pg

reminds me of the austin girls..pretty though:wakeup

[Leonard Curse]

This is, without a doubt, the lamest internet argument I have ever read.

:lmao :monkey wow this thread was entertaining kinda like watching vh1 before you know it there goes an 1hr and a half well it was better than watching proactive commercials. ill let you guys continue fighting. FIGHT!!!

[jay_shs]

Kobe_5_Duncan_4 = the (in)famous history2b?


TheMoreYouKnow.....

...back to apalisoc and that Celtic fan's homely family.

[Rummpd]

Pardon the ignorance but if I have a picture of my wife (the much better looking one of us) and I on my desktop from a St. Pats event last pm how does one bring in - so far it will not let me copy in and I do not want to create a web link?

[benefactor]

You have to link it in order to post it on the forum. Upload it to a pic site like photobucket.

[symple19]

I've decided I'm better off single.

...Because you're a pompous, insufferable, scrote-wanker who has obviously learned that no other human being on earth would want to share their life with someone who's as hideously ugly as yourself


and as for the sexual side of things, fuckfriends are everywhere if you know where to look.

Yes, there sure are. In your case, I'm guessing koala bears, cattle, sheep, dogs, cats, inflatable dolls, inflatable animals, pocket assholes....

Practically every Aussie I've ever met has been awesome. You are an insult to them all, as well as your country

[apalisoc_9]

I've decided I'm better off single, mostly because I'd be unbearable to live with, and I can't get to sleep if someone else is in the room. Never been able to since I was a kid. It makes things difficult. Some might find it strange, but I like being alone, and as for the sexual side of things, fuckfriends are everywhere if you know where to look.

:lmao


In other words, I suck i dont think anyone would ever like me..LMAOL..

Do you really think people are going to believe your silly excuse as to why you're single?:lmao:lmao:lmao

[Rummpd]

http://s1189.photobucket.com/albums/z433/Rummpd/

:married:My wife, A. Eloyra from Panama and is in her 40s and is the "hot" mother of an 11 y/o with one picture that is truly "Beauty and the Dr. Beast!"


We are going on 16 years now and she tolerates my love of the Spurs, my officiating and coaching of kids basketball and loves to go to NBA games.


She may not be the hottest to all of you; but I truly love her as a wife and she is my best friend/soul mate;:lobt2: and she is a trim size 6, 5' 5 and under 115, has a great smile,does pilates 2-3x a week and stays in great shape and has a great smile and attitude; and all my friends say she is stunning and "too good for me" which she is of course! We have been in some twenty countries during my public health work together and love to travel and are going to her country for a long vacation right before the playoffs start.

[SpursIndonesia]

http://s1189.photobucket.com/albums/z433/Rummpd/

:married:My wife, A. Eloyra from Panama and is in her 40s and is the "hot" mother of an 11 y/o with one picture that is truly "Beauty and the Dr. Beast!"


We are going on 16 years now and she tolerates my love of the Spurs, my officiating and coaching of kids basketball and loves to go to NBA games.


She may not be the hottest to all of you; but I truly love her as a wife and she is my best friend/soul mate;:lobt2: and she is a trim size 6, 5' 5 and under 115, has a great smile,does pilates 2-3x a week and stays in great shape and has a great smile and attitude; and all my friends say she is stunning and "too good for me" which she is of course! We have been in some twenty countries during my public health work together and love to travel and are going to her country for a long vacation right before the playoffs start.

Lovely wife & family doc, i hope i can follow your path of lasting, happy marriage. :toast

[Cry Havoc]

http://i.imgur.com/BxOus.jpg

I'll probably regret posting this, but whatever. :lol We had some pics taken and wanted the cheesiest pose possible in one of them, so we did the titanic on a playground. :lol

[DPG21920]

WTH, is that a Glamor Shot by Deb? That is good quality :lol

[Cry Havoc]

WTH, is that a Glamor Shot by Deb? That is good quality :lol

We got a really sweet deal on a set of pro photoshoots from Groupon. It was about 1/3rd the price of what the regular session would have cost. :tu D700 with a good lens.

[DPG21920]

Nice. They did a good job.

[SpursIndonesia]

Now this thread is getting on track, more pics please (but no homo -not homophobic, but this thread is about wife pic, not partner pic, LOL- or stolen FB pics for sure !!)

[Rummpd]

Lovely wife & family doc, i hope i can follow your path of lasting, happy marriage. :toast

Thank you and I have been to your part of the world and it is a lot like Panama from where she came in many ways and the people in both places are wonderful (and the women overall stunning in both places)!

[TDMVPDPOY]

im waiting for Luck_The_Fakers_Luck_The_Fakers_Luck_The_Fakers_Lu ck_The_Fakers_Luck_The_Fakers_Luck_The_Fakers_Luck _The_Fakers_Luck_The_Fakers_ to rip into CH and his misses again...

[jay_shs]

what race are you, rummpd?

[Banzai]

http://i.imgur.com/BxOus.jpg

I'll probably regret posting this, but whatever. :lol We had some pics taken and wanted the cheesiest pose possible in one of them, so we did the titanic on a playground. :lol

Of course you have to be hidden:lol..anyways cool picture. :toast

[LnGrrrR]

Cry, what nationality/heritage is your wife? Half Hispanic or something?

[HarlemHeat37]

Harlem will post a picture if people start donating to his Japan fund..

[Banzai]

I'd post a picture..but it is only of me.

[koriwhat]

Cry, what nationality/heritage is your wife? Half Hispanic or something?

half bitch, half something else with big ass ol' double d's.

[balldontlie]

reminds me of the austin girls..pretty though:wakeup

what do you mean "the austin girls"? thanks though

[pawe]

half bitch, half something else with big ass ol' double d's.

Still salty 'bout his gaming rig?

[manufan10]

I'd post a picture..but it is only of me.

Still going on about it.. just post it already.. :lol


Still salty 'bout his gaming rig?

Pretty sure he is.

[manufan10]

http://i.imgur.com/BxOus.jpg

I'll probably regret posting this, but whatever. :lol We had some pics taken and wanted the cheesiest pose possible in one of them, so we did the titanic on a playground. :lol

Cheesy is always the best route. :tu

[jay_shs]

half bitch, half something else with big ass ol' double d's.
100% calf tats

[RuffnReadyOzStyle]

...Because you're a pompous, insufferable, scrote-wanker who has obviously learned that no other human being on earth would want to share their life with someone who's as hideously ugly as yourself

Yes, there sure are. In your case, I'm guessing koala bears, cattle, sheep, dogs, cats, inflatable dolls, inflatable animals, pocket assholes....

Practically every Aussie I've ever met has been awesome. You are an insult to them all, as well as your country

Yeah, I'm 6'7"/105kgs and get hit on all the time, but please, enjoy your delusions, it's all you've got.

Actually, I could have married 3 different women. I could marry one of them tomorrow, but she knows me well enough to know that it wouldn't work out.

And you're a fucktard. Life goes on.

[Rummpd]

what race are you, rummpd?

White and my wife is half white/half European Spanish ancestry but why the heck does that matter (as a doctor we are all something like 99.9 percent the same anyway)?

[jay_shs]

White and my wife is half white/half European Spanish ancestry but why does that matter?
Well at least your wife is half-white. In this case you're only a semi-disgrace to the white man community.

[RuffnReadyOzStyle]

:lmao
In other words, I suck i dont think anyone would ever like me..LMAOL..

Do you really think people are going to believe your silly excuse as to why you're single?:lmao:lmao:lmao

Ah, no. I'm 36 and actually have some self-knowledge, unlike your trolling arse. I've been in long-term relationships but I'm happier alone. Most people can't understand that, but so be it.

[RuffnReadyOzStyle]

White and my wife is half white/half European Spanish ancestry but why the heck does that matter (as a doctor we are all something like 99.9 percent the same anyway)?

I think the best way to frame it is that there's far more genetic difference between any two individuals within a race than there is between different races at a population level. But then that assumes the person listening has a brain. On second though, just go with the %s... :lol

[jay_shs]

36 and alone? You're a failure to mankind. Might as well shoot yourself before it's too late and you are forced to die more slowly.

[Rummpd]

Well at least your wife is half-white. In this case you're only a semi-disgrace to the white man community.

I hope you are only joking = if not it is definetly your loss IMO . My wife like many women in Panama and Costa Rica or Columbia is a beautiful as any I have seen anywhere in trips around the world (whether of Indian, White, Black or European ancestry) as a public health doctor, and we are all some 99% the same (plus in some estimates) with more genetic diversity inside of racial groups than between and mankind is becoming increasing diverse and that is a good thing IMO. But to each his own I guess!

[RuffnReadyOzStyle]

36 and alone? You're a failure to mankind. Might as well shoot yourself before it's too late and you are forced to die more slowly.

Alone by choice, or can't you read?

[RuffnReadyOzStyle]

I hope you are only joking = if not it is definetly your loss IMO . My wife like many women in Panama and Costa Rica or Columbia is a beautiful as any I have seen anywhere in trips around the world (whether of Indian, White, Black or European ancestry) as a public health doctor, and we are all some 99% the same (plus in some estimates) with more genetic diversity inside of racial groups than between and mankind is becoming increasing diverse and that is a good thing IMO. But to each his own I guess!

Dude, it's a trolling thread, the kind of thing the NBA Forum specialises in. Most of the posts are trolls.

I came in and set some bait to be trolled, but have only received pointless abuse so far, nothing clever. Shows how far these sad mopes have fallen. Thought I might get a laugh out of it but the trolls in this thread clearly don't have the intellect necessary to be humorous.

[Riddler]

Alone by choice, or can't you read?

Unless the book has "White Power" on it, then no he can't read

[jay_shs]

Alone by choice, or can't you read?
Alone by choice? Psychopathic introvert. Get a life

[jay_shs]

I hope you are only joking = if not it is definetly your loss IMO . My wife like many women in Panama and Costa Rica or Columbia is a beautiful as any I have seen anywhere in trips around the world (whether of Indian, White, Black or European ancestry) as a public health doctor, and we are all some 99% the same (plus in some estimates) with more genetic diversity inside of racial groups than between and mankind is becoming increasing diverse and that is a good thing IMO. But to each his own I guess!
Seems like mankind is becoming "increasing diverse" in the number of ways to spell and gramatically combine words in sentences...even among its supposed cream of the crop, its doctors...

[RuffnReadyOzStyle]

Unless the book has "White Power" on it, then no he can't read

There ya go, some humour! :lmao

[RuffnReadyOzStyle]

Alone by choice? Psychopathic introvert. Get a life

My life is fantastic. I choose when I want to be around people.

Why don't you tell us all about your life?

[manufan10]

I hope you are only joking = if not it is definetly your loss IMO . My wife like many women in Panama and Costa Rica or Columbia is a beautiful as any I have seen anywhere in trips around the world (whether of Indian, White, Black or European ancestry) as a public health doctor, and we are all some 99% the same (plus in some estimates) with more genetic diversity inside of racial groups than between and mankind is becoming increasing diverse and that is a good thing IMO. But to each his own I guess!

He's a sophomore in high school.

[Rummpd]

Seems like mankind is becoming "increasing diverse" in the number of ways to spell and gramatically combine words in sentences...even among its supposed cream of the crop, its doctors...



Touche' (hard to write after a big Spurs win!)

[jay_shs]

Why don't you tell us about your life?
Over the last couple weeks I've been offered by mail a FRS from several schools including Stanford, based on my 221 PSAT score. I'm not going there though because my mom doesn't want me to live in an earthquake zone.

[Riddler]

Over the last couple weeks I've been offered by mail a FRS from several schools including Stanford, based on my 221 PSAT score. I'm not going there though because my mom doesn't want me to live in an earthquake zone.

Holy shit, please say you DID NOT just openly admit that :lmao:lmao:lmao

[jay_shs]

Holy shit, please say you DID NOT just openly admit that :lmao:lmao:lmao
What's to admit?

[jay_shs]

i'd post mine and win the thread so far if there weren't so many douchebags here
I got one basket and six fouls and had the opposing backcourt as well as my own matchup opponent run up my ass and stick shot after shot in my face all night long.

[RuffnReadyOzStyle]

He's a sophomore in high school.

Explains a lot.


Over the last couple weeks I've been offered by mail a FRS from several schools including Stanford, based on my 221 PSAT score. I'm not going there though because my mom doesn't want me to live in an earthquake zone.

So, you could go to an Ivy League school, and a damn cool place (I've been to the campus and the area and had friends study there, it's fantastic), but you won't because mummy is worried about earthquakes? C'mon kid, pull your head out of your arse and go to Stanford. You might learn something.


Holy shit, please say you DID NOT just openly admit that :lmao:lmao:lmao

That's the kind of comedy gold I've been waiting for. :lmao

[gospursgojas]

To get this thread back on track and not about racism.... a couple of the wife. (miles above my head btw)

http://a2.l3-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/35/7cb8929234524277912c56db0311c58f/l.jpg

http://a1.l3-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/3/23cbd867a7154bd3b074bf94b00be6ef/l.jpg

http://a4.l3-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/90/89283145f75d400998dbdd2884b06455/l.jpg

[TE]

To get this thread back on track and not about racism.... a couple of the wife. (miles above my head btw)

http://a2.l3-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/35/7cb8929234524277912c56db0311c58f/l.jpg

http://a1.l3-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/3/23cbd867a7154bd3b074bf94b00be6ef/l.jpg

http://a4.l3-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/90/89283145f75d400998dbdd2884b06455/l.jpg

:tu

[Rummpd]

Lovely couple you are similarily blessed with a beauty, ala like my own Panamanian wife.

[SpursIndonesia]

To get this thread back on track and not about racism.... a couple of the wife. (miles above my head btw)



Phew, it's getting hottt in here, bro. http://forum.chip.co.id/images/smilies/extra/fire2.gif

Congrats. :toast

[Ditty]

all my ex gf's have been on thedirty.com tbh

[Cry Havoc]

Still salty 'bout his gaming rig?


Pretty sure he is.

:rollin

[lil'mo]

I've said multiple times that you have a way with words, and when you're not trolling, you're fun to read. You just troll more often than not. "Father of tard" being a willing example.

Obviously, I don't actually think you're a pedophile, or racist, or any number of other things. But you yourself have called my kid a retard, and aligned with others who say the same things. Why should I be civil? I see no need.

lolololololol lngrrr getting owned... AGAIN... for being such a loser :lmao

[Kyle Orton]

lol asking JT for pills

[ALVAREZ6]

36 and alone? You're a failure to mankind. Might as well shoot yourself before it's too late and you are forced to die more slowly.

how is it ever too late to shoot oneself, you fucking moron?

[LnGrrrR]

lolololololol lngrrr getting owned... AGAIN... for being such a loser :lmao

:lol lil ho'mo/Thispedo

Do you even watch basketball? I don't think you've ever actually posted anything about it.

[LnGrrrR]

To be honest, I'm not sure who looks worse, thispedo or apalisoc.

[ChrisRichards]

To get this thread back on track and not about racism.... a couple of the wife. (miles above my head btw)

http://a2.l3-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/35/7cb8929234524277912c56db0311c58f/l.jpg

http://a1.l3-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/3/23cbd867a7154bd3b074bf94b00be6ef/l.jpg

http://a4.l3-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/90/89283145f75d400998dbdd2884b06455/l.jpg
Next time Just photoshop that white stuff on her armpit.

[jay_shs]

gospursgojas: What an awesome couple you and her make!! she is just beautiful, congrats man.

[gospursgojas]

Lovely couple you are similarily blessed with a beauty, ala like my own Panamanian wife.


Phew, it's getting hottt in here, bro. http://forum.chip.co.id/images/smilies/extra/fire2.gif

Congrats. :toast

Thanks be to you...


Next time Just photoshop that white stuff on her armpit.

Haha...damn Secret deodorant


gospursgojas: What an awesome couple you and her make!! she is just beautiful, congrats man.

Thanks you racist fuck.

[balldontlie]

bump.

[symple19]

Yeah, I'm 6'7"

To quote the great R. Lee Ermey, "I didn't know they stacked shit that high"



105kgs

How much of that weight accounts for all the cum you drink?



and get hit on all the time

by teenagers who then take your lunch money and leave you bleeding and crying in a fetal position


Actually, I could have married 3 different goats. I could marry one of them tomorrow, but she knows me well enough to know that even a filthy animal wouldn't want to spend more than 10 minutes around me

fify

http://www.bartcop.com/jpg/goat_phk.jpg

[jay_shs]

gospursgojas: I compliment you and your relationship and you call me a "racist fuck"? What's the matter with you?