Kobe: "I'm Going To Try and Kill Wade and Bron On The Court Tomorrow"

[Koolaid_Man]

My nigga :toast

Translated for ya....:lol

Kobe: I'm Still Trying To Kill People On Court

Mar 09, 2011 11:33 PM EST

http://basketball.realgm.com/images/nba/4.2/wiretap/photos/2006/Bryant_Kobe_lal_091220.jpg
Ahead of their rematch on Thursday, Kobe Bryant was asked to analyze why the Heat have struggled lately.


“It takes a little adjusting, I guess,” Bryant said of LeBron and Dwyane Wade. “I don’t know, I’m still trying to kill people.”


The Lakers have not lost since the All-Star break.


“I think the difference between us,” Bryant said, “is that we all know what our roles are. Everything’s cemented for us. I think for them, they’re still trying to figure that out, so it makes it a little tougher.”



Read more: http://basketball.realgm.com/wiretap/212002/Kobe_Im_Still_Trying_To_Kill_People_On_Court#ixzz1 GBNd7nkg

[Koolaid_Man]

Heat by 17


Hey munchkin Joe...did you know that a black man sodomized your wife while you were tending to the Reich's business...:lol...the price we pay for fame....

But I got us winning out till the end of June...:lol by some mysterious forces of nature....

[redzero]

Do you not know what quotation marks are for?



Quotation marks or inverted commas (informally referred to as quotes or speech marks)[1] are punctuation marks at the beginning and end of a quotation, direct speech, literal title or name. Quotation marks can also be used to emphasise words, phrases or parts of text by the backing of another sense or meaning by which one wants the reader to interpret the statement or text in a way other than the one initially suggested, such as to convey irony.

If you want to paraphrase, don't use quotation marks.

If you spent more time paying attention in eighth grade English, you would know how to properly use ellipses and quotation marks.

[redzero]

inb4 gay jokes or bragging about going white water rafting

[Koolaid_Man]

Do you not know what quotation marks are for?




If you want to paraphrase, don't use quotation marks.

If you spent more time paying attention in eighth grade English, you would know how to properly use ellipses and quotation marks.


really....no i didn't know that....I dropped out of Vangaurd school in the 3rd grade...so technically I've come a long fucking way...

which reminds me of my girlfriends back then....I know I digress but I remember them all...my first white girlfriend in Grade K was named Heather - I still got a picture of her too...:lol

then there was:



Larissa
Marjorie
Rachel
Erin
Kimberly

Kool has always been a fucking player even when his dick wasn't producing the nut in the formative years....:lol

ok back to topic at hand...you were saying something Zero?

[redzero]

ok back to topic at hand...you were saying something Zero?

Yes, you're a fucking retard.

[Koolaid_Man]

Yes, you're a fucking retard.


is what I dreamed.....

[redzero]

is what I dreamed.....

You dreamed of fucking a retard?

[Koolaid_Man]

You dreamed of fucking a retard?


you're slow too I see...but the topic is Kobe...not Kool...I know...I know...you can't help yourself when it comes to Kool...many Ho's are like that around me but try to control your pussy from getting wet for just a minute...Imma take care of dat when the time is right...:lol

[Koolaid_Man]

I like you, Kool. You get a bad rap but you mean well.


I control what people think of me....and they don't realize it....it's quite amusing tbh....sometimes I wonder why the creator put me on this earth with mere mortals....I get bored sometimes I really want more....:lol

[Hooks]

Kobe better not try to act like he's the MVP of LA or else they'll lose, dude needs to keep on passing the rock to MVPau and Bynum.

[redzero]

Kobe: "I'm Going To Try and Kill Wade and Bron On The Court Tomorrow"
Hey Midnight When You're Exhausted and Thirsty...
I may come to Spur Stadium In Disguise During Playoffs
I want to see both Timmy and Manu's Birth Certificates
Kobe: "Lakers Will Win 10 Titles During My Reign"
The Queen is now eating the worker ants
Spurs 2 Lakers 1 that's it and that's all...


What would compel somebody to make all of these shitty threads in the last few days? Do you really think people care about your stupid opinions or about every little thing Kobe says? You got people to take the bait before, but I don't think anybody takes you seriously now.

Oh well, I'll just wait until your thread starting privileges are revoked.

Now here comes another one of your gay jokes, talks about wanting to have sex with retards, talks about male posters on this site having vaginas, or talks about how you dropped out of the third grade.

Oh, I forgot the using ellipses to end every sentence and bolding shit for no reason.

[Holden_Caulfield]

...lebron finally hits a game winner?

[ChumpDumper]

So he didn't say any of that.

[Budkin]

Lakers want revenge for Christmas... they win by 15.

[namlook]

Kobe better not try to act like he's the MVP of LA or else they'll lose, dude needs to keep on passing the rock to MVPau and Bynum.

LOL. Kobe's been acting like the MVP the past two years and his team is doing just fine.

[Hooks]

LOL. Kobe's been acting like the MVP the past two years and his team is doing just fine.


Only because of Pau bailing him out every single time, didn't you watch game 7 last year? He almost shot LA out of the Finals last year like he did in '04.

[Venti Quattro]

Only because of Pau bailing him out every single time, didn't you watch game 7 last year? He almost shot LA out of the Finals last year like he did in '04.

http://basketball.realgm.com/images/nba/4.2/wiretap/photos/2006/Bryant_Kobe_lal_091220.jpg

[TE]

You dreamed of fucking a retard?

:lol

[elemento]

yeah right

here we go with a 6-24 performance by the GOAT sidekick once again

Miami wins the game. Book it.

[TE]

really....no i didn't know that....I dropped out of Vangaurd school in the 3rd grade...so technically I've come a long fucking way...

which reminds me of my girlfriends back then....I know I digress but I remember them all...my first white girlfriend in Grade K was named Heather - I still got a picture of her too...:lol

then there was:



Larissa
Marjorie
Rachel
Erin
Kimberly

Kool has always been a fucking player even when his dick wasn't producing the nut in the formative years....:lol

ok back to topic at hand...you were saying something Zero?



Your like the Immanual Kant of retards, only, no one gives a fuck to try to understand what you say.

[Koolaid_Man]

Do you really think people care about your stupid opinions or about every little thing Kobe says? You got people to take the bait before, but I don't think anybody takes you seriously now.


:lmao....you're the biggest catfish in the pond...it's strange but with you I don't even use bait and somehow I keep catching and releasing...catching and releasing....tbh I've never seen a fish so willing to jump into Kool's frying pan...

You jealous cuz I'm frying all the other fish here....ok...I'll oblige...but I'll fillet you before dropping you into the Crisco...

[Koolaid_Man]

This nigga Koolaidman is a gay muthafucka. For real.

Pure bitchmade.


I changed my avatar and sig just for you...in honor of tonights game...don't thank me...it's on the house....:toast

[Jodelo]

6-24?

[Giuseppe]

Kobe better not try to act like he's the MVP of LA or else they'll lose, dude needs to keep on passing the rock to MVPau and Bynum.

& to Artest in June.

tee, hee.

[ManuBalboa]

http://www.mascotcoalition.org/education/movies/training_day_images/denzel_intro.jpg

[cheguevara]

real translation: "get ready for another 6-24 night" :lol

[Ace]

real translation: "get ready for another 6-24 night" :lol

While the bigs bail him out per the usual par the course...

[crc21209]

I'm surprised he didnt say...."Im'a rape them niggas." :lol It would've fit his style a little better...

[Technique]

Perfect game for Miami to get out of their slump.

Heat wins big.

[Leetonidas]

lol using quotations while paraphrasing
lol "try"

[SourCandy]

Kobe stfu and play. Let your game do the talking. Has kobe started talking in 3rd person yet :lol

[DMX7]

He's still trying to rape people is what he's doing.

[Koolaid_Man]

Kobe stfu and play. Let your game do the talking. Has kobe started talking in 3rd person yet :lol


hey the link you sent me I couldn't make out...why don't you PM so we can discuss why you're so unhappy at home...this is nothing for me....difficult takes a day impossible takes a week...:toast

[Hooks]

LOL. Kobe's been acting like the MVP the past two years and his team is doing just fine.


Only because of Pau bailing him out every single time, didn't you watch game 7 last year? He almost shot LA out of the Finals last year like he did in '04.


Called that shit. Dude lost the game for the Lakers :lol

[lefty]

Kobe did say that he would "try"

He tried.

[Ace]

8-21 24pts 2 rebounds and 2 assist


Some killing :lmao

[4>0rings]

My nigga :toast

Translated for ya....:lol

Kobe: I'm Still Trying To Kill People On Court

Mar 09, 2011 11:33 PM EST

http://basketball.realgm.com/images/nba/4.2/wiretap/photos/2006/Bryant_Kobe_lal_091220.jpg
Ahead of their rematch on Thursday, Kobe Bryant was asked to analyze why the Heat have struggled lately.


“It takes a little adjusting, I guess,” Bryant said of LeBron and Dwyane Wade. “I don’t know, I’m still trying to kill people.”


The Lakers have not lost since the All-Star break.


“I think the difference between us,” Bryant said, “is that we all know what our roles are. Everything’s cemented for us. I think for them, they’re still trying to figure that out, so it makes it a little tougher.”



Read more: http://basketball.realgm.com/wiretap/212002/Kobe_Im_Still_Trying_To_Kill_People_On_Court#ixzz1 GBNd7nkg

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[lefty]

8-21 24pts 2 rebounds and 2 assist


Some killing :lmao

He aimed in the wrong direction

[Giuseppe]

8-21 24pts 2 rebounds and 2 assist


Some killing :lmao

5 in-a-row and Ace shows his ass.:rolleyes

[Giuseppe]

He aimed in the wrong direction

.500 over last two games and Lefty shows his ass.:rolleyes

[lefty]

.500 over last two games and Lefty shows his ass.:rolleyes

How does it taste?

Tell 'em Cubby

[ElNono]

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/30/1068490.jpg

[Ace]

5 in-a-row and Ace shows his ass.:rolleyes

Cubby I know better than to show my ass around you...