***Knicks @ Mavs MF'ing Game thread sponsored by BUMP's spring break trip***

[Axe Murderer]

:cry 5 more days :cry

[024]

actually hope the mavs win. they will need that homecourt advantage against the lakers.

[Kyle Orton]

this thread makes me :cry

lol just getting hired for a job that's making me work over Spring Break

[Axe Murderer]

lol no Mav fans on
lol everyone worried about shitting on the Lakers

[Greg Oden]

high scoring game, tbh.

[Axe Murderer]

lol just noticed Ghazi's thread at the bottom of the page

[Ghazi]

Lets go mavs

[Ghazi]

Findog, chime in!

[4>0rings]

Someone needs to photoshop Carlisle in sunglasses with a 4loko in his hand.

[TE]

Is Billups injured?

[Greg Oden]

Findog Cardinal has to be the most misplaced looking guy to ever play in the nba.

[kamikazi_player]

Findog, chime in!
Miss that dude, one of the best posters on this board.:depressed

[badfish22]

Cory Brewer

[DPG21920]

Hi Ghazi!

[DPG21920]

I can afford to get you and I handjobs tbh...

[ElNono]

lol Pringles is maaaad

[Greg Oden]

I can afford to get you and I handjobs tbh...

Is the scro actually gonna pay?

[Axe Murderer]

Mavs playing with a ton of energy, looks like they responded well to Carlisle

[DPG21920]

We'll see....

[j.dizzle]

Uh-oh, Dallas has a double digit lead. You know what that means, it'll go down to the wire haha.

[Brazil]

Beaubois with 11 mn already about the same amount of minutes of last game

[Ghazi]

lookin good so far :)

[badfish22]

Brewer>Peja>Stevenson at SF.

[TE]

Block.

[TE]

I have a feeling Dallas will blow this lead.

[midnightpulp]

The Mavs look scary good, right now. Fuck. I might be playing fuckin' Golgo 13 this summer.

[Ghazi]

Brewers playing well!

[TE]

Brewers playing well!

He's a stud.

[j.dizzle]

:lol Amare 4-14. Theres the difference. Billups is taking his sweet ass time. It doesnt matter though, they play in the eastern conference :lmao

[TE]

Jason Terry is a fake lighthearted person.

[badfish22]

Jason Terry is a fake lighthearted person.

:cry da nutpunch

[mFFL03]

love watching this rotation tonight, everyone is chipping in

[Greg Oden]

Jason Terry is a fake lighthearted person.

Just admit it, Terry has spurfan in his classy, community giving pocket.

[John Basedow]

Jason Terry is a fake lighthearted person.

Have you ever said anything even remotely funny? Seriously? Put the business end of a 12-gauge in your mouth and pull the trigger please.

Faggot.

[DPG21920]

Lets take some time out to view the LA/MIA highlights.

Fast Forward to the 4th quarter action.................

Bryant Jump Shot: Missed 00:10.9
Bynum Rebound (Off:3 Def:9) 00:09.9
Gasol 3pt Shot: Missed 00:03.0
Miller Rebound (Off:3 Def:4) 00:00.7
DPG Wins $500 (Baller) 00:00.0000000000000000

[TE]

Have you ever said anything even remotely funny? Seriously? Put the business end of a 12-gauge in your mouth and pull the trigger please.

Faggot.

:lmao


Trying to troll me with this weak Laker talk trash.

[John Basedow]

Lets take some time out to view the LA/MIA highlights.

Fast Forward to the 4th quarter action.................

Bryant Jump Shot: Missed 00:10.9
Bynum Rebound (Off:3 Def:9) 00:09.9
Gasol 3pt Shot: Missed 00:03.0
Miller Rebound (Off:3 Def:4) 00:00.7
DPG Wins $500 (Baller) 00:00.0000000000000000

I'm trying really hard to still like you at this moment

[John Basedow]

:lmao


Trying to troll me with this weak Laker talk trash.

Troll?

scrah I'm dead serious...walk out in to on-coming traffic. martyr yourself for the rest of the retard population

[Ghazi]

Mono's lover Shawne Williams playing well IMO

[mFFL03]

lol 72 pts in first half

[Bill_Brasky]

There's absolutely no way the Mavs can choke it away again this time. No fucking way.

[Axe Murderer]

Uh-oh, Dallas has a double digit lead. You know what that means, it'll go down to the wire haha.

:lol

I think tonight they'll be fine. This Knicks team would have trouble playing defense against a high school team. Clearly the worst defense the Mavs have played all season imho

EDIT: Most points the Mavs have scored in a half this season. What a surprise :lol

[TE]

Troll?

scrah I'm dead serious...walk out in to on-coming traffic. martyr yourself for the rest of the retard population

:lmao

You give yourself away with your sentence syntax.

Nice troll. :tu

[MavDynasty]

sup johnny

[Greg Oden]

:lmao

You give yourself away with your sentence syntax.

Nice troll. :tu

who is he smart guy?

[sefant77]

There's absolutely no way the Mavs can choke it away again this time. No fucking way.

yes we can

[Axe Murderer]

:lmao

You give yourself away with your sentence syntax.

Nice troll. :tu

I'm in no way, shape, or form suggesting you commit suicide but (ya'll know the rest)....

[DPG21920]

I'm trying really hard to still like you at this moment

Que?

[badfish22]

Marion out there playing ball in severe pain.

[DPG21920]

Mavs evidently don't like being called soft. They are playing with energy. That is why it's very hard to gauge things until the playoffs where every game counts and every team is giving 100%.

They look better when they are out running and picking up the pace a bit. Kidd excels there, but it leaves Dirk a little behind.

Have to see how they play in the P.O.s (which style).

[John Basedow]

Que?

Please, habla ingles...I have it bad enough down here with these fucking rafters

[Bartleby]

Scary thing if you're NY is that Dirk only has 6 points so far.

[DPG21920]

Please, habla ingles...I have it bad enough down here with these fucking rafters

You shouldn't have to try hard to like me when I'm one of the few who actually talks basketball on a regular basis.

Also, moderate gloating for completely following up my domination of Kool in det one "perv" thread with this is just, well, not that bad.

[John Basedow]

You shouldn't have to try hard to like me when I'm one of the few who actually talks basketball on a regular basis.

Also, moderate gloating for completely following up my domination of Kool in det one "perv" thread with this is just, well, not that bad.

you're good people dpg...i'm just pissed

[Kyle Orton]

Can't wait till the Knicks have a real coach so my bandwagon team can contend :cry

[mFFL03]

good lord beaubois can drive....too bad he hasn't learned how to pass

[Ghazi]

sloppy TOs in the 2nd half tbh

[Obstructed_View]

The Mavs look really great, but I think I'd rather have gotten to see Carmelo's old team on TV tonight.

[Keyser soze]

Can't wait till the Knicks have a real coach so my bandwagon team can contend :cry

Eh, it's their 4th game in 5 nights and they are coming off of an emotional win in Memphis on a last second shot. Plus, they are still missing Chauncey Billups. Add that to the fact that the Mavs are coming off of an embarrassing loss and you have a recipe for a blowout. Mavs aren't this good and Knicks are no where near this bad.

[Budkin]

This game is a total :sleep

[badfish22]

good lord beaubois can drive....too bad he hasn't learned how to pass

4 assist tbh

[Greg Oden]

Haywood's playing pretty good with Chandler in foul trouble, tbh.

[badfish22]

Haywood's playing pretty good with Chandler in foul trouble, tbh.

The last month or so hes actually been playing worth a shit.

[Obstructed_View]

The last month or so hes actually been playing worth a shit.

Worth a shit, but not worth his contract.

BTW, what the fuck was that shot Marion just put up? :lol

[j.dizzle]

Has to be a 10-12 pt game going into the 4th if NY has any chance to make it a game. Im not watching but Melo & Amare are both shooting pretty bad. They wont win many games when that happens with the role players they have.

[John Basedow]

This shit is over...hard to choke against the Knicks when they can't stop anybody. I'm white, 6-2, 210, and could still put up 12-15 pts on these fucks

[DPG21920]

This could get interesting if NY can cut it to single digits going into the 4th. Marion has the ugliest game, but he is scoring now.

[Ghazi]

Knicks making a push :O

[DPG21920]

Come on Mavs, win this one. Keep HCA.

[Axe Murderer]

Holy fuck that was easily a charge

[John Basedow]

99 pts in 3 quarters...fucking embarrassing

[Sportstudi]

29-12 FTA in favor of NY. The refs are doing their best to hand it over to Stern's new cash cow.

[Crookshanks]

You can tell the Knicks are coached by D'antoni - they play absolutely NO defense. It didn't work in Phoenix - why do they think it will work in New York?

[Obstructed_View]

You can tell the Knicks are coached by D'antoni - they play absolutely NO defense. It didn't work in Phoenix - why do they think it will work in New York?

"work" = draw casual fans, create excitement, sell tickets, get time on ESPN, garner undeserved individual awards.

[Greg Oden]

"work" = draw casual fans, create excitement, sell tickets, get time on ESPN, garner undeserved individual awards.

He's doing something right, he can actually get his team on ESPN.

[Kyle Orton]

"work" = draw casual fans, create excitement, sell tickets, get time on ESPN, garner undeserved individual awards.

Spurs = class
It takes 5, to win 4
Boring = 4 rings
In a world of hype, we just win
soft, dirty, boring floppers, blah blah blah

[DPG21920]

Bump, you going to be in Dallas for Spring Break? If so, we need to get some people together to ball.

[Axe Murderer]

Bump, you going to be in Dallas for Spring Break? If so, we need to get some people together to ball.

actually i will be tmrw night til tuesday

[Crookshanks]

I guess it's been so sucky in Madison Square Garden for so many years that they're just happy to have a team that can actually win a few games and provide some excitement. And since it's NYC - they get lots of attention. Still - they're never going to win anything with Mike D'antoni as coach.

[DPG21920]

Well f'n a.

[DPG21920]

Lets get everyone to UTD. Their new outdoor courts are boss.

[Axe Murderer]

i'd be down for that.

i know a couple of scros that go there and ball all the time

[HarlemHeat37]

You guys should tape that shit, tbh..

[Axe Murderer]

tbh, really just saturday, sunday, and monday. i get in late tmrw night and have to leave super early on tuesday

[MavDynasty]

I'm in niggas

[Greg Oden]

I don't think DPG wants video of himself getting dunked on floating around ST, $500 bucks and all.

[DPG21920]

If you really think that happened Gregory, I have lost what little respect I have for you.

[Greg Oden]

If you really think that happened Gregory, I have lost what little respect I have for you.

I'm talking facts here.

[DPG21920]

Absolutely not you are not. He could definitely dunk on me, but it didn't happen. This is just Mav Krew lies because of that whole Stretch T-Shirt fiasco I brought to light.

[DPG21920]

NVM tomorrow, lets aim for Saturday.

[Greg Oden]

Absolutely not you are not. He could definitely dunk on me, but it didn't happen. This is just Mav Krew lies because of that whole Stretch T-Shirt fiasco I brought to light.

solid business plan, tbh.