South Beach finally got a team

[Rappin' Lamar]

there's a team going round the league
noone is fond of
everyone knows fire is mostly oxygen
everyone knows the Heat is mostly estrogen

lets start with Bosh dude play up front
not much to say except he's got a cunt
guarding that fool is like guarding swiss cheese
fraid my finger gonna slide into a vaginal orifice

next up this fool the one calls himself the king
word on the street is he ordered ladyboys in beijing
one thing is dancing with your teamates and getting touchy feely
but humping Big Z in front of the opposing bench? really?

last but not least this guy used to call himself flash
dude's famous for giving his wife a genital rash
I remember once he literally stopped a game
nah he didn't do like RonRon and beat a fan into a comma
he got a booboo and cried, he literally asked for his momma

they finally got a team, South Beach must be contented
guess Stern wants everyone represented
just hope they don't start growing tits
not that there's anything wrong with its

[Blake]

boo, you suck

[in2deep]

:lol

team estrogen

[TampaDude]

comma? :lol

[duhoh]

comma? :lol

emseas r not 2 ehjook8td

[Cry Havoc]

there's a team going round the league
noone is fond of
everyone knows fire is mostly oxygen
everyone knows the Heat is mostly estrogen

lets start with Bosh dude play up front
not much to say except he's got a cunt
guarding that fool is like guarding swiss cheese
fraid my finger gonna slide into a vaginal orifice

next up this fool the one calls himself the king
word on the street is he ordered ladyboys in beijing
one thing is dancing with your teamates and getting touchy feely
but humping Big Z in front of the opposing bench? really?

last but not least this guy used to call himself flash
dude's famous for giving his wife a genital rash
I remember once he literally stopped a game
nah he didn't do like RonRon and beat a fan into a comma
he got a booboo and cried, he literally asked for his momma

they finally got a team, South Beach must be contented
guess Stern wants everyone represented
just hope they don't start growing tits
not that there's anything wrong with its

Listen to this has been bench warmer talking about fire,
Dressin' like a bad undercover cop from The Wire.
Dissin' the Heat, talkin' about female chemicals
While the testosterone in his marriage comes from female genitals

Trashing Bosh like he's got some room to talk
"I'm 6 foot 10, don't make me play the block!"
By the way, dumb fuck, orifice doesn't rhyme with cheese
Kobe might give you another shot, but only if it's from your knees

I don't know if you were even trying to diss 'Bron with your flow,
Especially considering you have a nice ladyman there in Khloe.
So James and Z shared a moment, and you used it to make a hook;
But at least Lebron didn't kiss Brian fucking Cook.

You're too stupid, you ain't worth the energy to mock,
Your rapping troll is the worst I've seen on the Talk.
Talkin' like you're hard, and throwin down some threats
When the most you could scare someone with is awkward skill sets!

[stretch]

awful thread

we need real rappers in here, not shitty rappin lamar and crybabybitch havoc

[Rappin' Lamar]

Listen to this has been bench warmer talking about fire,
Dressin' like a bad undercover cop from The Wire.
Dissin' the Heat, talkin' about female chemicals
While the testosterone in his marriage comes from female genitals

Trashing Bosh like he's got some room to talk
"I'm 6 foot 10, don't make me play the block!"
By the way, dumb fuck, orifice doesn't rhyme with cheese
Kobe might give you another shot, but only if it's from your knees

I don't know if you were even trying to diss 'Bron with your flow,
Especially considering you have a nice ladyman there in Khloe.
So James and Z shared a moment, and you used it to make a hook;
But at least Lebron didn't kiss Brian fucking Cook.

You're too stupid, you ain't worth the energy to mock,
Your rapping troll is the worst I've seen on the Talk.
Talkin' like you're hard, and throwin down some threats
When the most you could scare someone with is awkward skill sets!

lookee look what crawled onto my door
the tsunami must have already hit shore
a japanese anime fan trying do rappin?
nigga just stop those pussy lips from flappin

son that shit was weak, you are looking retarded
you must be mad cause Japan just got bombarded
no more anime for you to jack off to huh?
nigga what can I say, it sucks to be you duh!

for real whats with your avatar man?
are you a gay marylin manson fan?
just think, while you beat your meat to a cartoon
Lamar is playing for championships in june

now I'll let you run along little bro
and please don't forget to watch my show
nigga calls himself cry ha vock
nothing more but just another stupid fuck

[washingtonwizard]

:lol

you guys crazy

[2pac > Kobe]

rappin KG someone make that shit happen

[Jt.ONE]

team kardashian brooos