I need to surprise my woman

[Venti Quattro]

Thoughts?

Just got back out of my self ELE-vation to ask this tbh

[Venti Quattro]

To put this in context she is graduating this year and it's gonna be her birthday in a few months

[The Reckoning]

graduating from what? kindergarten?

[redzero]

^ Venti set that one up.

[Venti Quattro]

College.

crofl pedophilia

[The Reckoning]

College.

crofl pedophilia


get her a job

[Venti Quattro]

That's a really nice idea but she might not like the job I'll be vetting for her and she might end up resigning or getting scacked

[rayjayjohnson]

Want to surprise her?

Tell her the mavs are getting to the second round this year

[Giuseppe]

Fuck her in ass, like ya did yer ma.

[Koolaid_Man]

Thoughts?

Just got back out of my self ELE-vation to ask this tbh

show her that you can easily sit on an 18 incher...

[baseline bum]

Tell her you're cheating with her sister; that'll really surprise the hell out of her.

[apalisoc_9]

Attend her Graduation Naked.

or sex her on a spa.


On a more serious note, buy her this http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=174644

It would look great on her graduation suit.

Some other options.

[Giuseppe]

show her that you can easily sit on an 18 incher...

:lol Classic Kool.

[LnGrrrR]

How much money do you have to play around with Venti?

[Venti Quattro]

1k bucks. Don't suggest shit from Apple, she already has those

[hater]

Do not combine her graduation and birthday. Big mistake. Bitches want separate gifts/celebrations for separate occasions.

For her graduation, definitely flowers delivered to her house. A ton. And an Ipad "so you can be productive baby"

For her bday. More flowers and jewelry.

[hater]

oops

[LnGrrrR]

1k bucks. Don't suggest shit from Apple, she already has those

What about a weekend getaway? Think of a few places she might like to visit and surprise her with plane tickets out of town.

[LnGrrrR]

And if it's going to be during the summer, that unlocks a lot more choices, like Chicago, Boston, NY, etc etc.

[Ashy Larry]

surprise her by banging some other chick in your bed and doing it just before she gets home........ she'll be surprised

[cheguevara]

surprise her with a fee audition at bangbros.com office headquarters

[ElNono]

Show up dressed like this:

http://bucket.revistaohlala.com/anexos/fotos/76/1335076.jpg

:lol

[baseline bum]

Tell her you got the HIV and offer her a ride to the clinic to get tested.

[The Gemini Method]

I'd go with the suggestion of a trip. I don't know where you can really go for 1k and I don't know what type of broad your lady is, but you can probably get a couple tickets to somewhere nice and adventerous or something like that.

[LnGrrrR]

If I had to say a place, I'd say Chicago if you go late spring, early summer. There's a lot to do there, meaning you can fill up your weekend pretty easily. (Visit the Sears tower (or whatever it's called now), check out Millenium Park, see a Cubs game, etc etc).

[MavFan6488]

Show up dressed like this:

http://bucket.revistaohlala.com/anexos/fotos/76/1335076.jpg

:lol
lmao kobe..

[Venti Quattro]

I'm thinking of an out of the country trip. Japan perhaps? :rollin

But that would require much more money

[clambake]

drive down to san diego and stay at paradise point.

book the governors suite.

[LnGrrrR]

I'm thinking of an out of the country trip. Japan perhaps? :rollin

But that would require much more money

You could check prices on the Hawaiian islands. If you let me know in advance, I might be able to book you a room at the Hale Koa hotel, which is relatively cheap and located in a nice area downtown. (Only military/vets can book rooms there.)

[Venti Quattro]

Are you (or an immediate affinity) part of the Armed Forces? Cos usually that's how things roll in there

[LnGrrrR]

Are you (or an immediate affinity) part of the Armed Forces? Cos usually that's how things roll in there

Active duty Air Force. That's why I'm in here in Honolulu in the first place. :lol

[clambake]

if you only have a grand.......thats why i suggested paradise point.

the governors suite.

you should at least check it out.

[Venti Quattro]

google-ing

[lefty]

I'm thinking of an out of the country trip. Japan perhaps? :rollin
:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao
:rollin:rollin:rollin:rollin:rollin:rollin

[Giuseppe]

google-ing 18 inchers

Sure.

[Mike D]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_mmBw3uzPnJI/S_5HXmLW84I/AAAAAAABShM/sjMbI6dhmo8/s1600/Haters_Gonna_Hate_22.jpg

[easy7]

You know there are gifts that you can give her that don't cost anything and that she will appreciate more than a 1k gift. Hope everythign turns out good for you and your woman. :toast

[Indazone]

Put on some sexy music and then in your best bedroom eyes and voice, drop your pants to show her your new sex change and then tell her you've always admired Rupaul.

http://www.debbieschlussel.com/archives/rupaul.jpg

:lol

[hater]

I'm thinking of an out of the country trip. Japan perhaps? :rollin

But that would require much more money

just buy her a new microwave and rip out the door. That's Japan right there.

[The Gemini Method]

or do this:

WhwbxEfy7fg

[Indazone]

Go to Japan, break up with her and say, it's ok there's a new one floating by everyday.

[The Gemini Method]

Go to Japan, break up with her and say, it's ok there's a new one floating by everyday.

ouch...

[Indazone]

ouch...

lol courtesy of Gil Gottfried. One of the tweets that got him fired from his 10 yr gig with Aflac.

Horribly timed. In three weeks the jokes will be flying.

[The Gemini Method]

lol courtesy of Gil Gottfried. One of the tweets that got him fired from his 10 yr gig with Aflac.

Horribly timed. In three weeks the jokes will be flying.

Gilbert and Alexandra Wallace leading the way with rhetoric about Asians lol.

[rayjayjohnson]

you could go for the kobe surprise.

just make sure you've got a good lawyer, or that she won't press charges.