Top Regular Season Teams to not win NBA Championship

[KobeSynco_TimQuattro]

6 way tie for 9th place!

9. 2005-06 San Antonio Spurs - 63-19 - Lost 2nd round
9. 1993-94 Seattle Supersonics - 63-19 - Lost 1st round
9. 1990-91 Portland Trailblazers - 63-19 - Lost WCFs
9. 1984-85 Boston Celtics - 63-19 - Lost NBA Finals
9. 1981-82 Boston Celtics - 63-19 - Lost ECFs
9. 1971-72 Milwaukee Bucks - 63-19 - Lost WCFs

3 way tie for 6th place!

6. 2005-06 Detroit Pistons - 64-18 - Lost ECFs
6. 1996-97 Utah Jazz - 64-18 - Lost NBA Finals
6. 1995-96 Seattle Supersonics - 64-18 - Lost NBA Finals

5. 1949-50 Syracuse Nationals - 51-13 - Lost NBA Finals

4. 2008-09 Cleveland Cavaliers - 66-16 - Lost ECFs

3. 1946-47 Washington Capitols - 49-11 - Lost Semifinals

2. 2006-07 Dallas Mavericks - 67-15 - Lost 1st Round

1. 1972-73 Boston Celtics - 68-14 - Lost ECFs

[midnightpulp]

How's Cody doing, Jaspers?

[Ghazi]

my boys in blue :cry :(

[Reck]

Looks like San Antonio will be repeating the 2005-06 season over this year.

[KobeSynco_TimQuattro]

How's Cody doing, Jaspers?



Have you ever considered cognitive behavioral therapy?

[mindcrime]

6 way tie for 9th place!

9. 2005-06 San Antonio Spurs - 63-19 - Lost 2nd round
9. 1993-94 Seattle Supersonics - 63-19 - Lost 1st round
9. 1990-91 Portland Trailblazers - 63-19 - Lost WCFs
9. 1984-85 Boston Celtics - 63-19 - Lost NBA Finals
9. 1981-82 Boston Celtics - 63-19 - Lost ECFs
9. 1971-72 Milwaukee Bucks - 63-19 - Lost WCFs

3 way tie for 6th place!

6. 2005-06 Detroit Pistons - 64-18 - Lost ECFs
6. 1996-97 Utah Jazz - 64-18 - Lost NBA Finals
6. 1995-96 Seattle Supersonics - 64-18 - Lost NBA Finals

5. 1949-50 Syracuse Nationals - 51-13 - Lost NBA Finals

4. 2008-09 Cleveland Cavaliers - 66-16 - Lost ECFs

3. 1946-47 Washington Capitols - 49-11 - Lost Semifinals

2. 2006-07 Dallas Mavericks - 67-15 - Lost 1st Round

1. 1972-73 Boston Celtics - 68-14 - Lost ECFs


Shouldn't the 2007-08 LA Lakers be on there somewhere?

[midnightpulp]

Have you ever considered cognitive behavioral therapy?



...this would be a valid question if you were not a text book case of a self-destructive type of personality (or let me guess, you're a really a well-adjusted professional and the whole massive love for Kobe Bryant and your obsession with the Spurs is made up for message boards, too?)

[Kobe_5_Duncan_4]

...this would be a valid question if you were not a text book case of a self-destructive type of personality (or let me guess, you're a really a well-adjusted professional and the whole massive love for Kobe Bryant and your obsession with the Spurs is made up for message boards, too?)


Do you really want to go here pulp?

Think about it carefully. Maybe count to ten and breathe deeply little guy. :lmao

[Kobe_5_Duncan_4]

Shouldn't the 2007-08 LA Lakers be on there somewhere?


A 57 win team?

[LkrFan]

Shouldn't the 2007-08 LA Lakers be on there somewhere?
Nope. :downspin:

[mindcrime]

A 57 win team?

They still won the west though. You could also include the Sac Kings of 2001-02. They won 61 games that year I believe.

[Koolaid_Man]

6 way tie for 9th place!

9. 2005-06 San Antonio Spurs - 63-19 - Lost 2nd round
9. 1993-94 Seattle Supersonics - 63-19 - Lost 1st round
9. 1990-91 Portland Trailblazers - 63-19 - Lost WCFs
9. 1984-85 Boston Celtics - 63-19 - Lost NBA Finals
9. 1981-82 Boston Celtics - 63-19 - Lost ECFs
9. 1971-72 Milwaukee Bucks - 63-19 - Lost WCFs

3 way tie for 6th place!

6. 2005-06 Detroit Pistons - 64-18 - Lost ECFs
6. 1996-97 Utah Jazz - 64-18 - Lost NBA Finals
6. 1995-96 Seattle Supersonics - 64-18 - Lost NBA Finals

5. 1949-50 Syracuse Nationals - 51-13 - Lost NBA Finals

4. 2008-09 Cleveland Cavaliers - 66-16 - Lost ECFs

3. 1946-47 Washington Capitols - 49-11 - Lost Semifinals

2. 2006-07 Dallas Mavericks - 67-15 - Lost 1st Round

1. 1972-73 Boston Celtics - 68-14 - Lost ECFs


anybody that get under Midget's skin the way that you do is fine fellow in my eyes...fine I tell ya...just fine...:lol


Keep up the good work - OUTSTANDING :toast

[Kobe_5_Duncan_4]

They still won the west though. You could also include the Sac Kings of 2001-02. They won 61 games that year I believe.



It's based entirely on win percentage of the regular season.

[mindcrime]

It's based entirely on win percentage of the regular season.

Gotcha

[Kobe_5_Duncan_4]

anybody that get under Midget's skin the way that you do is fine fellow in my eyes...fine I tell ya...just fine...:lol


Keep up the good work - OUTSTANDING :toast



Did you know that Midget has issues with breathing?

Not trolling... I'm dead serious. Breathing.

[midnightpulp]

Do you really want to go here pulp?

Think about it carefully. Maybe count to ten and breathe deeply little guy. :lmao

why am I not surprised that a person of your intelligence went the "U mad?" route? if your reading comprehension was in the neighborhood of a normal adult, you might have formed a better counter-burn.

[Kobe_5_Duncan_4]

why am I not surprised that a person of your intelligence went the "U mad?" route? if your reading comprehension was in the neighborhood of a normal adult, you might have formed a better counter-burn.


Not interested in cyber "counter burns" that emotionally distressed midgets like to engage in on the internet.

They just make me :lmao

[Kobe_5_Duncan_4]

Tell everyone how you overcame your breathing issues pulp....

[midnightpulp]

Not interested in cyber "counter burns" that emotionally distressed midgets like to engage in on the internet.

They just make me :lmao

kill yourself...these are the inner-thoughts of an unbelievably stupid person

[Kobe_5_Duncan_4]

kill yourself...these are the inner-thoughts of an unbelievably stupid person


I'm not the one with "morbid" thoughts :lmao:lmao:lmao

[midnightpulp]

I'm not the one with "morbid" thoughts :lmao:lmao:lmao

on behalf of the red-blooded American males of Spurstalk, please stop littering your posts with unbelievably gay cartoon pictures.

they are suitable for grade-school aged girls and homosexuals only.

[midnightpulp]

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/image.php?u=4756&dateline=1149133311

[LnGrrrR]

Not interested in cyber "counter burns" that emotionally distressed midgets like to engage in on the internet.

They just make me :lmao

:lol LotR smack

[scampers]

I'll never forget that 05-06 season, with the Spurs and Pistons desperately trying to have the better record in order to secure HCA in the Finals. Didn't matter for either team...

[Dunc n Dave]

history2b... gettin his backup to his BACKUP acct on, since he

CAN'T START THREADS

[djohn2oo8]

history2b... gettin his backup to his BACKUP acct on, since he

CAN'T START THREADS

:lol at Both of his trolls can't start threads

[Kobe_5_Duncan_4]

on behalf of the red-blooded American males of Spurstalk, please stop littering your posts with unbelievably gay cartoon pictures.

they are suitable for grade-school aged girls and homosexuals only.

"The way it happened with me is that I had a classic version of OCD (morbid thoughts) then one night at a wedding (7 years ago) I had a drink of water that went "down the wrong pipe" and of course I choked and gagged, but what stayed with me was that awful feeling of not being able to breathe. And from then on, I was obsessionally focused on my breathing, having to take a deep breath every 20 seconds (just like you) to "convince" myself I was getting enough oxygen." - midnightpulp

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

[Kobe_5_Duncan_4]

:lol at Both of his trolls can't start threads


Hmmm, who started this thread? :lol

[LnGrrrR]

"The way it happened with me is that I had a classic version of OCD (morbid thoughts) then one night at a wedding (7 years ago) I had a drink of water that went "down the wrong pipe" and of course I choked and gagged, but what stayed with me was that awful feeling of not being able to breathe. And from then on, I was obsessionally focused on my breathing, having to take a deep breath every 20 seconds (just like you) to "convince" myself I was getting enough oxygen." - midnightpulp

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao




OCD is funny! :lmao

You laugh about weird things. That's usually a sign of a shitty sense of humor.

:lmao Hobbit!

[Kobe_5_Duncan_4]

:lol LotR smack


Oh now you get it. Takes a few explanations but eventually it sinks in.

[Kobe_5_Duncan_4]

OCD is funny! :lmao

You laugh about weird things. That's usually a sign of a shitty sense of humor.

:lmao Hobbit!



It's not funny. It's a fucking riot.

LULZ to the max.

[LnGrrrR]

Instead of laughing about OCD, you should probably be laughing at someone who uses LotR smack.

[Beau]

A-dor-a-ble - and still not like that, Jaspers.

[midnightpulp]

"The way it happened with me is that I had a classic version of OCD (morbid thoughts) then one night at a wedding (7 years ago) I had a drink of water that went "down the wrong pipe" and of course I choked and gagged, but what stayed with me was that awful feeling of not being able to breathe. And from then on, I was obsessionally focused on my breathing, having to take a deep breath every 20 seconds (just like you) to "convince" myself I was getting enough oxygen." - midnightpulp

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao




Cool. Link the thread on healthboards (iirc) where I posted that. I don't mind. Feel free to ask me anything about OCD.

[midnightpulp]

Lol at Jaspers thinking I'm going to be butthurt at him finding a thread of me giving advice to an OCD/Panic sufferer.

[Kobe_5_Duncan_4]

Instead of laughing about OCD, you should probably be laughing at someone who uses LotR smack.


No, OCD is much more funny. A dumb fuck like yourself with the personality of a stick wouldn't understand the humor. Not to mention your overprotective faggy ways with the midget.

[midnightpulp]

No, OCD is much more funny. A dumb fuck like yourself with the personality of a stick wouldn't understand the humor. Not to mention your overprotective faggy ways with the midget.

I totally agree. I often laugh at its irrationality.

[Kobe_5_Duncan_4]

Lol at Jaspers thinking I'm going to be butthurt at him finding a thread of me giving advice to an OCD/Panic sufferer.

Your anecdotal admissions are more than "advice."

:lmao at the panic stricken.

I pegged you as psychotic from day 1. Damn I am one perceptive fuck!

[Kobe_5_Duncan_4]

I totally agree. I often laugh at its irrationality.

Then laugh at your boy for confusing the two.

Tell him about your problems and how they differ from OCD pulp.

[midnightpulp]

Here's some dirt of me giving advice:


Originally Posted by terry111
It's like every 20 seconds, I need a deep breath. If I get one, great, if not, I struggle until I get one. I never had this urge for a deep breath before this all started.. my breathing was nice and quiet and never thought about. It was fine.

I know your psych ruled out OCD, and by no means do I want you to think I'm trying to convince you that you have OCD, but the urge to take a deep breath acts very similar to an OCD compulsion.

During the act of that deep breath, your distracting yourself away from the distressing air hunger sensations, effectively telling your mind, "see. I can breathe deep. My breathing's okay." The anxiety subsides for a very brief time, maybe only 10 seconds, but's that enough reinforcement for you to want to repeat the compulsion. Then, your body gets used to this new breathing pattern, and the attempt to breathe slow and evenly through your nose, for even just a continuous minute, feels extremely uncomfortable.

I bet when you try to breathe through your nose continuously, it feels like you're not getting enough oxygen? So you have to convince yourself you are via the deep breath?

Terry, I can say this with absolute confidence. The first step to getting a hold of this, is the elimination of that "comforting" (I know it's not really comforting, but to the disorder, it is) deep breath every 20 seconds.
Read more at http://www.healthboards.com/boards/showthread.php?t=476490&page=19&ktrack=kcplink

[midnightpulp]

Jaspers finding the OCD "dirt" about me and having it backfire on him is like det one time Tacker found Ronald Balkman asking for advice about his jawline and fucked it up.

[Beau]

No, OCD is much more funny. A dumb fuck like yourself with the personality of a stick wouldn't understand the humor. Not to mention your overprotective faggy ways with the midget.

See, when I see it phrased/written like that, I think, "Jaspers had to be the result of a dumb fuck.", as in the act of his mother and/or father deciding to have sex together.

But I'm absolutely positive at least one of his parents was a dumbfuck...

[midnightpulp]

Your anecdotal admissions are more than "advice."

:lmao at the panic stricken.

I pegged you as psychotic from day 1. Damn I am one perceptive fuck!

Well, since I have personal experience with the condition, anecdotes would seem a useful application when giving advice to someone asking for help.

[Muser]

Jeez this guys homosexuality knows no bounds. I'm not sure if It was the cartoon pictures littered throughout his posts or his obsession with midnightpulp, but my gaydar started reading high levels of homosexuality back on page one. Go think up some new material while u shoot some more jumpers in the driveway with your autistic offspring, your shtick has been done before. Hopefully for our (my) sake youll jam your typing finger like your idol and be hindered in your ability to make shitty posts. You aspire to be like your boy harder than your boy tried to be like mike. you even go so far to be like him that you volume post and convert decent posts at a 6-24 rate.

Big daddy tyson bringing the pain.

[midnightpulp]

My complete posting history on healthboards.

http://www.healthboards.com/boards/search.php?searchid=20599677

Outstanding troll move, Jaspers. You got me. I dunno how I'm going to be able to show my face on Spurstalk again.

[ohmwrecker]

There is some superior basketball knowledge being spilled on this thread.

[Cessation]

It shows you're butthurt when the best you can do is make fun of someones breathing, lol.

[Beau]

There is some superior basketball knowledge being spilled on this thread.

When it comes to thread-starting, Jaspers sure does have the Midas touch.

[Kobe_5_Duncan_4]

Here's some dirt of me giving advice:



I know your psych ruled out OCD, and by no means do I want you to think I'm trying to convince you that you have OCD, but the urge to take a deep breath acts very similar to an OCD compulsion.

During the act of that deep breath, your distracting yourself away from the distressing air hunger sensations, effectively telling your mind, "see. I can breathe deep. My breathing's okay." The anxiety subsides for a very brief time, maybe only 10 seconds, but's that enough reinforcement for you to want to repeat the compulsion. Then, your body gets used to this new breathing pattern, and the attempt to breathe slow and evenly through your nose, for even just a continuous minute, feels extremely uncomfortable.

I bet when you try to breathe through your nose continuously, it feels like you're not getting enough oxygen? So you have to convince yourself you are via the deep breath?

Terry, I can say this with absolute confidence. The first step to getting a hold of this, is the elimination of that "comforting" (I know it's not really comforting, but to the disorder, it is) deep breath every 20 seconds.
Read more at http://www.healthboards.com/boards/showthread.php?t=476490&page=19&ktrack=kcplink


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Re: Feeling Like You Cant Breathe
Interesting that your psychiatrist is stumped. Breathing problems, especially the air hunger sensation followed by the urge and psychological need to take a deep breath, seem to be quite common among people who have panic disorder (http://www.healthboards.com/boards/showthread.php?t=476490&page=19&ktrack=kcplink#), GAD, etc... (Just look at all the posts describing this particular symptom.) I'm surprised he hasn't seen somebody with a similar problem.

Maybe he's used to seeing people with acute panic disorder, which is usually characterized by the respiratory sensations we face on a constant, chronic basis, only happening during the panic attack (http://www.healthboards.com/boards/showthread.php?t=476490&page=19&ktrack=kcplink#).

That's why I've come to believe this disorder has a lot in common with OCD, or is an unrecognized manifestation of OCD.

The way it happened with me is that I had a classic version of OCD (morbid thoughts) then one night at a wedding (7 years ago) I had a drink of water that went "down the wrong pipe" and of course I choked and gagged, but what stayed with me was that awful feeling of not being able to breathe. And from then on, I was obsessionally focused on my breathing, having to take a deep breath every 20 seconds (just like you) to "convince" myself I was getting enough oxygen.

I know your breathing issues came out of the blue without an apparent trigger, but so did my morbid thoughts.

Remember, the psychological community is still in its infancy with regards to anxiety disorders (http://www.healthboards.com/boards/showthread.php?t=476490&page=19&ktrack=kcplink#). I say this, because I don't want you or anyone else with this thing to feel hopeless, and hopelessness is easy to feel when a doctor says, "I don't know."

And I can also say, this is manageable. I too thought I would be like this forever, but I managed this disorder for two years, it came back when I was going through a stressful period, then had a great 3 years, and right now I'm going through a rough period since my sinuses seem to be constantly congested, which trigger the air hunger feeling. I know I need to get into CBT (http://www.healthboards.com/boards/showthread.php?t=476490&page=19&ktrack=kcplink#), but I also know I made a lot of progress without CBT, which affirms my belief in CBT.

If your psych isn't versed in CBT, have him refer you to someone who is.

Printing out posts from this webpage is a great idea. Try to convince your psych that this is a common symptom, not a rarity. They need to learn from us, like we learn from them.



Read more at http://www.healthboards.com/boards/showthread.php?t=476490&page=19&ktrack=kcplink

[Kobe_5_Duncan_4]

Well, since I have personal experience with the condition, anecdotes would seem a useful application when giving advice to someone asking for help.


And that's precisely what's funny. :lol

[midnightpulp]

Other google searches of my user names will reveal that I play pool and online poker, as I'm a member of AZBilliards and 2+2 (sup, Ginobili's Bald Spot).

Oh, and I'm not mad in the least at Jaspers searching for info on me. After the Lakergrounds gaffe and the finding of his Twitter, I wouldn't expect anything less.

[Kobe_5_Duncan_4]

There is some superior basketball knowledge being spilled on this thread.


Thread had potential then Spurfan derailed it.

[Kobe_5_Duncan_4]

Other google searches of my user names will reveal that I play pool and online poker, as I'm a member of AZBilliards and 2+2 (sup, Ginobili's Bald Spot).

Oh, and I'm not mad in the least at Jaspers searching for info on me. After the Lakergrounds gaffe and the finding of his Twitter, I wouldn't expect anything less.


Yeah, I guess that makes us even. :lmao

Did I or did I not peg you as psychologically ill from day 1 here?

[Kobe_5_Duncan_4]

...this would be a valid question if you were not a text book case of a self-destructive type of personality (or let me guess, you're a really a well-adjusted professional and the whole massive love for Kobe Bryant and your obsession with the Spurs is made up for message boards, too?)


Cue: LnGrrrR

What did you have to say about internet psychologists the other day LnG???

[ohmwrecker]

Thread had potential then Spurfan derailed it.

Did it, really?

[midnightpulp]

Yeah, I guess that makes us even. :lmao

Did I or did I not peg you as psychologically ill from day 1 here?

Not even close. You haven't turned the information you found on me into anything even the least bit funny. Not your fault, though, there's really no move you can pull off of me helping someone experiencing a panic attack, and the ensuing chronic anxiety, that would tip the scales to your advantage in this feud.

As for question two, I fail to understand how making fun of you is a psychological condition. Please elaborate.

[midnightpulp]

What information? He find out you are a hermaphrodite.

Bynum chronicles. I'm waiting.

[midnightpulp]

...this would be a valid question if you were not a text book case of a self-destructive type of personality (or let me guess, you're a really a well-adjusted professional and the whole massive love for Kobe Bryant and your obsession with the Spurs is made up for message boards, too?)

Worth repeating. But for the record, I never said this.

[LnGrrrR]

No, OCD is much more funny. A dumb fuck like yourself with the personality of a stick wouldn't understand the humor. Not to mention your overprotective faggy ways with the midget.

I'm glad you agree that LoTR smack is pretty fucking stupid.

[LnGrrrR]

What did you have to say about internet psychologists the other day LnG???

That you are one?

[Muser]

the celtics we are the top team that year?

[midnightpulp]

That you are one?

He's the best, because making fun of him is apparently the equivalent of being psychologically ill.

[Kobe_5_Duncan_4]

That you are one?


Wow you really a one stupid dude aren't you?

[midnightpulp]

Wow you really a one stupid dude aren't you?

Elaborate. You're the only Internet psychologist in this thread.

[Kobe_5_Duncan_4]

But while were playing Internet psychologist, I'd like to make a diagnosis. Historyb2b is not only OCD, but also passive aggressive. Aggressive on the internet, passive in real life. Tee hee


Tyson tries oh so hard to be apart of something he clearly is not cut out for.

[LnGrrrR]

Wow you really a one stupid dude aren't you?

I'd use a sarcastic insult here, but one of us is too dumb to understand sarcasm.

[Kobe_5_Duncan_4]

Elaborate. You're the only Internet psychologist in this thread.

You're the only one in this thread who attempted to play psychologist.

We actually have proof of this misguided action on other boards too. And trust me, it's :lmao

[Kobe_5_Duncan_4]

I'd use a sarcastic insult here, but one of us is too dumb to understand sarcasm.


I quoted your boy playing internet psychologist, clear as day for you to read and presumably understand.

But you failed to do so, rendering you an idiot. And a hypocrite too. A hypocrite with a stick though.

[Kobe_5_Duncan_4]

Elaborate. You're the only Internet psychologist in this thread.


Go sit in a corner and count to 10 boy!

[midnightpulp]

You're the only one in this thread who attempted to play psychologist.

We actually have proof of this misguided action on other boards too. And trust me, it's :lmao

Nope. I never said what you think I said.

Explain to me how giving advice to someone who was asking for advice is "misguided?"

[Kobe_5_Duncan_4]

That won't work with him. You gotta make his ass balance books on his head.


Luva, have you ever had reoccurring anxiety attacks stemming from choking on a glass of water?

[Kobe_5_Duncan_4]

It's ironic because you're the only one here who tries hard at the internets. Keep googling the fuck out of us till you show us a couple things.


What is this "us" shit?

You dumb fuck, no one gives a shit about you no matter how hard you're trying to fit in. You're irrelevant here.

[LnGrrrR]

I quoted your boy playing internet psychologist, clear as day for you to read and presumably understand.

But you failed to do so, rendering you an idiot. And a hypocrite too. A hypocrite with a stick though.

Someone is also too dumb to understand dry humor.

[midnightpulp]

here's a logical inconsistency: when i bring up your sordid past (lol 80K posting history on ESPN and being IP banned from there, then pathetically being regulated off Lakersground) im a stalker who obsesses over you even though you went much further to find dirt on me. when you unload all your artifacts, then what?

again we arrive at: Me just likes to make fun of you and you=Capt. Dorko.

[Kobe_5_Duncan_4]

Someone is also too dumb to understand dry humor.

You're just not funny LnGrrrR.

You actually seem autistic tbh. But you should consult your internet psychologist on this not me.

[Kobe_5_Duncan_4]

you-loves emo music and leonardo dicaprio, writes 10 times a day 30 times per monthetc etc etchere's a logical inconsistency: when i bring up your sordid past (lol 80K posting history on ESPN and being IP banned from there, then pathetically being regulated off Lakersground) im a stalker who obsesses over you even though you went much further to find dirt on me. when you unload all your artifacts, then what?

again we arrive at: Me just likes to make fun of you and you=Capt. Dorko.


:lol Breathing disorders.

You really don't see how transparent you're whole life is now in light of this revelation? An internet troll spammer stricken with nap terror dreams, morbid thoughts and OCD?

Gee, I never thought that was the likely complexion of a guy like pulp.

[Kobe_5_Duncan_4]

"Us" is the intelligent people here who get tired of looking at you laker fanboys and your verbal diarrhea. First symptom of trying too hard at the internets is thinking that you're more important in your fictional world than other faceless internet board posters.

Spurfag made up a twitter page about me.

I'd rather focus on reality. It is always much more funny.

[midnightpulp]

:lol Breathing disorders.

You really don't see how transparent you're whole life is now in light of this revelation? An internet troll spammer stricken with nap terror dreams, morbid thoughts and OCD?

Gee, I never thought that was the likely complexion of a guy like pulp.

It's not a breathing disorder, actually. It's a psychological one. A breathing disorder would be COPD, asthma, etc.

And no, I fail to see how making fun of you relates in any way to my Obsessive Compulsive Disorder.

[LnGrrrR]

You're just not funny LnGrrrR.

You actually seem autistic tbh. But you should consult your internet psychologist on this not me.

Why should I consult someone else? You just gave me a diagnosis. Do you not trust your own word? I wouldn't either, if I were you.

[LnGrrrR]

It's not a breathing disorder, actually. It's a psychological one. A breathing disorder would be COPD, asthma, etc.


You can't expect him to know that Mid. He was trained in Internet Psychiatry after all, and Internet Psychiatry can't fix any of those conditions.

[midnightpulp]

Spurfag made up a twitter page about me.

I'd rather focus on reality. It is always much more funny.

rofl. So this was all "revenge" because you were butthurt about the twitter page someone made about you?

[midnightpulp]

You can't expect him to know that Mid. He was trained in Internet Psychiatry after all, and Internet Psychiatry can't fix any of those conditions.

Yep. The only Internet Psychologist in this thread.

I never said anything that would have someone believe I'm a Internet Psychologist.

Never.

Never said it.

[benefactor]

It's not a breathing disorder, actually. It's a psychological one. A breathing disorder would be COPD, asthma, etc.

And no, I fail to see how making fun of you relates in any way to my Obsessive Compulsive Disorder.
I caught that too. If he's gonna make fun of someone he could at least try to act like he knows what he's talking about.

[midnightpulp]

And I still fail to see how history achieves some victory over me by discovering I have OCD?

So does Howie Mandel. So does Howard Stern. And so do 2 to 5 percent of the population. I'm one of that percent. Meh.

And he's free to use OCD smack against me anytime he pleases. Doesn't bother me.

But one thing I can be sure of is that I've never introduced myself on a basketball forum with, "History2b joins Lakersground," and then proceed to get shunned off the site :lol

I'd rather hyperventilate for an eternity than be responsible for doing something as incredibly retarded as that.

[midnightpulp]

And for the record, I never played internet psych in this thread.

Wasn't me.

[midnightpulp]

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/image.php?u=4756&dateline=1149133311

[Beau]

Midnight just went B-Rabbit...

Apparently Jaspers name is Clarence.

[midnightpulp]

lol i get it, holy shit great impersonation tbh

Copied his quotes but tweaked them slightly. So this dumbfuck fell for copypasta not once, but twice.

lol Jasper. He entered a new realm of retarded in this thread.

[Bill_Brasky]

Didn't read the thread, but I'm going to go ahead and guess that it was a shitfest with history2b attempting to troll midnightpulp and getting regulated and out-trolled, then to top it off the likes of LnG and TC came in and also shat all over his retarded shitty posts that contain way too many ":lol:lol:lol" smilies.

I'm going to go ahead and render a guess that koolaid man entered the fray and was completely ignored.


am i warm?

[midnightpulp]

Didn't read the thread, but I'm going to go ahead and guess that it was a shitfest with history2b attempting to troll midnightpulp and getting regulated and out-trolled, then to top it off the likes of LnG and TC came in and also shat all over his retarded shitty posts that contain way too many ":lol:lol:lol" smilies.

I'm going to go ahead and render a guess that koolaid man entered the fray and was completely ignored.


am i warm?

Pretty much :tu

[Magic2Kobe]

Once king kool sees this thread Midget racist is done! he will be shamed off this board and never come back.

not being able to breath :lol

laker nation just claimed another win tonight. no one can stop us from ruling this board.

[manufan10]

Midnight just went B-Rabbit...

Apparently Jaspers name is Clarence.

Don't ever try to judge me dude / You don't know what the fuck I've been through / But I know something about you / You went to Cranbrook - that's a private school / What's the matter, dog? / You're embarrassed? / This guy's a gangster? / His real name is Clarence / Now Clarence lives at home wit both parents / And Clarence parents have a real good marriage...

Fuck a beat, I'll go A Capella. Fuck a Papa Doc, fuck a clock, fuck a trailer, fuck everybody. Fuck y'all if you doubt me. I'm a piece of fuckin' white trash, I say it proudly. And fuck this battle, I don't want to win, I'm outtie. Here, tell these people something they don't know about me.

[midnightpulp]

Spurfag made up a twitter page about me.

I'd rather focus on reality. It is always much more funny.

Let's.

How about the reality of a poster so stupid that he fell for copy-and-paste quotes not once, but twice? A hilarious reality indeed.

Recognize, nigga.

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/image.php?u=4756&dateline=1149133311

Since I've won this thread, once again soundly defeating you, I will exit this thread. Feel free to respond, however. I will read your replies for the purpose of my self-amusement, but I will not grant you the luxury of my full attention.

[TipsytheLurker]

6 way tie for 9th place!

9. 2005-06 San Antonio Spurs - 63-19 - Lost 2nd round
9. 1993-94 Seattle Supersonics - 63-19 - Lost 1st round
9. 1990-91 Portland Trailblazers - 63-19 - Lost WCFs
9. 1984-85 Boston Celtics - 63-19 - Lost NBA Finals
9. 1981-82 Boston Celtics - 63-19 - Lost ECFs
9. 1971-72 Milwaukee Bucks - 63-19 - Lost WCFs

3 way tie for 6th place!

6. 2005-06 Detroit Pistons - 64-18 - Lost ECFs
6. 1996-97 Utah Jazz - 64-18 - Lost NBA Finals
6. 1995-96 Seattle Supersonics - 64-18 - Lost NBA Finals

5. 1949-50 Syracuse Nationals - 51-13 - Lost NBA Finals

4. 2008-09 Cleveland Cavaliers - 66-16 - Lost ECFs

3. 1946-47 Washington Capitols - 49-11 - Lost Semifinals

2. 2006-07 Dallas Mavericks - 67-15 - Lost 1st Round

1. 1972-73 Boston Celtics - 68-14 - Lost ECFs

Where do you think the 2010-11 spurs will rank on this list, if at all? Do you think they can go 9-6 the rest of the season to tie for that 9th spot? Maybe even crack the 64-18 mark?

Spurs flaming out in the first round (like the Mavs 2006-07) would really be nice for you wouldn't it? The only cherry on top would be a first round skunker followed by your hero getting number 6?

Does that about sum up your virtual basketball life?

[Koolaid_Man]

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Re: Feeling Like You Cant Breathe
Interesting that your psychiatrist is stumped. Breathing problems, especially the air hunger sensation followed by the urge and psychological need to take a deep breath, seem to be quite common among people who have panic disorder (http://www.healthboards.com/boards/showthread.php?t=476490&page=19&ktrack=kcplink#), GAD, etc... (Just look at all the posts describing this particular symptom.) I'm surprised he hasn't seen somebody with a similar problem.

Maybe he's used to seeing people with acute panic disorder, which is usually characterized by the respiratory sensations we face on a constant, chronic basis, only happening during the panic attack (http://www.healthboards.com/boards/showthread.php?t=476490&page=19&ktrack=kcplink#).

That's why I've come to believe this disorder has a lot in common with OCD, or is an unrecognized manifestation of OCD.

The way it happened with me is that I had a classic version of OCD (morbid thoughts) then one night at a wedding (7 years ago) I had a drink of water that went "down the wrong pipe" and of course I choked and gagged, but what stayed with me was that awful feeling of not being able to breathe. And from then on, I was obsessionally focused on my breathing, having to take a deep breath every 20 seconds (just like you) to "convince" myself I was getting enough oxygen.

I know your breathing issues came out of the blue without an apparent trigger, but so did my morbid thoughts.

Remember, the psychological community is still in its infancy with regards to anxiety disorders (http://www.healthboards.com/boards/showthread.php?t=476490&page=19&ktrack=kcplink#). I say this, because I don't want you or anyone else with this thing to feel hopeless, and hopelessness is easy to feel when a doctor says, "I don't know."

And I can also say, this is manageable. I too thought I would be like this forever, but I managed this disorder for two years, it came back when I was going through a stressful period, then had a great 3 years, and right now I'm going through a rough period since my sinuses seem to be constantly congested, which trigger the air hunger feeling. I know I need to get into CBT (http://www.healthboards.com/boards/showthread.php?t=476490&page=19&ktrack=kcplink#), but I also know I made a lot of progress without CBT, which affirms my belief in CBT.

If your psych isn't versed in CBT, have him refer you to someone who is.

Printing out posts from this webpage is a great idea. Try to convince your psych that this is a common symptom, not a rarity. They need to learn from us, like we learn from them.



Read more at http://www.healthboards.com/boards/showthread.php?t=476490&page=19&ktrack=kcplink



My man...you a pure fucking genius for exposing this lady boy...gotdam this some good shit....:lol

[KidCongo]

That 08/09 season was awesome.

[KobeSynco_TimQuattro]

My man...you a pure fucking genius for exposing this lady boy...gotdam this some good shit....:lol


Well, I simply uncovered what was clearly known to everyone with half a brain in this forum. Dude is deranged.

The OCD part is well, evident. But the whole "OMG I'm choking [convince brain I am getting enough oxygen, convince brain I am getting enough oxygen...]" part that is lulz x10000000.

We've all seen the poor sap hyperventilate over anything Kobe related for a long time and now with the self admitted panic disorders makes for outstanding conceptual visuals.

You should see some of his weird posts from other forums. Tries to rip on Kobe in his Billiards forum and gets shitted on, has delusions of grandeur about his career and ability to write.

I'm still laughing about how yesterday, while poking fun at his writing ability he rationalized it in his own head that I must really be impressed with his writing because I keep making comments about it. :lmao

[Koolaid_Man]

Well, I simply uncovered what was clearly known to everyone with half a brain in this forum. Dude is deranged.

The OCD part is well, evident. But the whole "OMG I'm choking [convince brain I am getting enough oxygen, convince brain I am getting enough oxygen...]" part that is lulz x10000000.

We've all seen the poor sap hyperventilate over anything Kobe related for a long time and now with the self admitted panic disorders makes for outstanding conceptual visuals.

You should see some of his weird posts from other forums. Tries to rip on Kobe in his Billiards forum and gets shitted on, has delusions of grandeur about his career and ability to write.

I'm still laughing about how yesterday, while poking fun at his writing ability he rationalized it in his own head that I must really be impressed with his writing because I keep making comments about it. :lmao

see if you can find something else he has OCD problems with...like refusing to wipe his ass after a shit or running from pussy....:lmao

gotdam your work is OUTSTANDING MY MAN...OUT FUCKING STANDING....:lmao

[Magic2Kobe]

omg!!!!! kobesynco and king kool just wrecked midget for life! he's done on here. laker nation rules this fuckkin board!

[KobeSynco_TimQuattro]

omg!!!!! kobesynco and king kool just wrecked midget for life! he's done on here. laker nation rules this fuckkin board!


DO NOT underestimate the determination of a failed writer midget with OCD.

[Magic2Kobe]

DO NOT underestimate the determination of a failed writer midget with OCD.

:lmao:lmao:lmao

[LnGrrrR]

The Laker manbanging circlejerk in this thread is getting pretty atrocious.

[midnightpulp]

The Laker manbanging circlejerk in this thread is getting pretty atrocious.

It's cool. I've already won. What history and AIDS are now doing is the equivalent of a guy who just got his ass kicked trying to convince himself he put up a good fight because he managed to kick his opponent in the shin.

[KobeSynco_TimQuattro]

It's cool. I've already won. What history and AIDS are now doing is the equivalent of a guy who just got his ass kicked trying to convince himself he put up a good fight because he managed to kick his opponent in the shin.


No, you're inability to respond to this thread is proof of the opposite.

But hey, you have OCD so.... :lmao:lmao

[LnGrrrR]

And for someone who blasts Mid about being on the internet all the time, I think it's funny that history2b talks about all the websites he's found Mid on.

[Koolaid_Man]

real talk....Scientists beleive the earth is running out of oxygen.... lol

[Koolaid_Man]

it's okay though your brain doesn't need much to operate at its current capacity imho


did the dude in your avatar push your shit in yet...no...ok maybe this weekend then....