*Official* Portland Trail Blazers @ Los Angeles Lakers game thread

[tlongII]

This is the official thread. Officially.

[tlongII]

2-0

[redzero]

Will you have enough time to watch the game, or will you be too busy polishing your championship trophy?

[PGDynasty24]

What is Blazers record against lakers this year?

[DeadlyDynasty]

fucking whore, couldnt get my bet made :cry

[GoodOdor]

Anyone got a link? for some reason atdhe doesn't have any basketball links the past couple days.

[InRareForm]

Both teams scoring easily thus far

[LakerHater]

Anyone got a link? for some reason atdhe doesn't have any basketball links the past couple days.
http://www.myp2pforum.eu/threads/53801-NBA-Today!-March-20th

[tlongII]

We're not shooting well. Bad sign.

[GoodOdor]

http://www.myp2pforum.eu/threads/53801-NBA-Today!-March-20th

Thanks:toast

[DJ Mbenga]

sometimes the lakers never cease to amaze me. batum averages 12 a game. he has 10 in half a quarter. they just love to deny stars the ball and allow average guys to have career nights

[xellos88330]

Come on Portland whoop that Laker ass!!!

I wouldn't mind watching a Portland/LAL matchup in the first round. Those teams always have great games!

[tlongII]

We look like we're playing the 2nd of a B2B. Which we are.

[PGDynasty24]

2nd team has been playing well as of late,hope they can keep it up

[IronMexican]

Hard rain knocked out my signal. Don't remember the last time rain was this strong.

[PGDynasty24]

We look like we're playing the 2nd of a B2B. Which we are.

We were on a B2b last time we played you,but we still came in to your place and still tapped that house. Non-Issue if you ask me

[PGDynasty24]

Yeah rain today in LA is bad as I have seen it in a while,I went to LAX and it was a monsoon trying to get to arrivals

[IronMexican]

Sattelite back.

[Koolaid_Man]

Spank that Portlund azz...

[IronMexican's Girl]

Hard rain knocked out my signal. Don't remember the last time rain was this strong.

Aw dont b scared bby:( u want 2 cuddle? my mom is goin out 2nite we can watch new moon i havent seen it in a while:lol

[tlongII]

We were on a B2b last time we played you,but we still came in to your place and still tapped that house. Non-Issue if you ask me

No Roy. No Wallace. No Camby. No difficulty.

[#41 Shoot Em Up]

Portland gots no chance

[PGDynasty24]

No Roy. No Wallace. No Camby. No difficulty.

It's not my fault your players are built of straw,maybe they should watch Kobe and take notes about playing through pain

[IronMexican]

Lamr doesn't share the ball the way he used to. Looks for his shot a lot more. Nice play by him just now, though.



The aforementioned could be due to Bynum stepping up, too.

[InRareForm]

Batum 48 lakers 44

[tlongII]

Nice finish to the half. Batum is killing it.

[Giuseppe]

Awful effort by the Lakers.

[InRareForm]

Lakers looking like the preallstar break team again.

[DeadlyDynasty]

getting killed on the boards and Batum has 19 first half points, yet Lakers only down 4:lmao



Bynum would erase all those offensive boards tbh

[InRareForm]

Matt Money Smith was in the movie Half Baked....

[tlongII]

The Lakers are playing pretty well actually. Fortunately we were able to pick up our effort level and go on a little run just before the half.

[Killakobe81]

Awful effort by the Lakers.

Agreed. Especially on their defensive boards ...
I understand we undersized ... but the lack of effort is disturbing ...

[lil_penny]

Horrible shooting by everyone not named batum.. Not sure how we have the lead. Ron artest not looking like reggie miller tonight though lol

[Killakobe81]

The Lakers are playing pretty well actually. Fortunately we were able to pick up our effort level and go on a little run just before the half.

No, we are not ...

[HarlemHo 37]

getting killed on the boards and Batum has 19 first half points, yet Lakers only down 4:lmao



Bynum would erase all those offensive boards tbh

TBH, Aldrigde with only 6 points and the blazer lead by 4 :lol

[Killakobe81]

batum has 19?! missed the first quarter ...

[DeadlyDynasty]

I've already chalked this up as a loss...Wallace, LA, and Co. will kill us on the boards w/o Bynum in there, and if Batum is hitting 3's then it's just not your night.


Goddamn this would've been the easiest 100 i made...

[Killakobe81]

I've already chalked this up as a loss...Wallace, LA, and Co. will kill us on the boards w/o Bynum in there, and if Batum is hitting 3's then it's just not your night.


Goddamn this would've been the easiest 100 i made...

Game is not over. but it doesnt look good. Blazers are deep but they played last night a strong late run might be enough to steal this if we keep it close.

[j.dizzle]

I've already chalked this up as a loss...Wallace, LA, and Co. will kill us on the boards w/o Bynum in there, and if Batum is hitting 3's then it's just not your night.


Goddamn this would've been the easiest 100 i made...

:lol I didnt know the Lakers were down by 20 at halftime

[DeadlyDynasty]

Game is not over. but it doesnt look good. Blazers are deep but they played last night a strong late run might be enough to steal this if we keep it close.

Bro the line was Lakers (-6.5). Betting on Portland was like stealing candy from a baby. LA would need a terrific performance from their bench and Kobe to pull this off.

I hate Sweets sometimes, motherfucker needs to keep his phone on:bang

[tlongII]

Lakers at 45% shooting. They're playing pretty well.

[j.dizzle]

:lmao Portland didnt commit 1 foul in the second quarter. Is that even possible?

[DeadlyDynasty]

:lol I didnt know the Lakers were down by 20 at halftime

betting-wise dude...this game was money in the bag for me, but had no one to take my action.

[tlongII]

Good thing Bynum's not playing. It helps us with the offensive boards.

[Killakobe81]

Lakers at 45% shooting. They're playing pretty well.

2-10 from 3 ...
horrible rebounding ...
On pace for 88 points ...

Your standards are low we expect much more ...

[IronMexican]

lol not making a hundred.

[DeadlyDynasty]

lol not making a hundred.

lol USC
lol Raiders
lol aspirating on TY's seed





you're alright, but fuck you

[Killakobe81]

lol USC
lol Raiders
lol aspirating on TY's seed





you're alright, but fuck you

agree on U$C and Raiders fuck 'em both ...

[IronMexican]

lol losing to UF. lol howland getting Donavan's name branded on him. lol being a fagot.

[DeadlyDynasty]

lol losing to UF. lol howland getting Donavan's name branded on him. lol being a fagot.

lol not a UCLA fan
lol misinformed
lol can't bag a legal broad

[tlongII]

We can't get too 3 happy.

[lefty]

getting killed on the boards and Batum has 19 first half points, yet Lakers only down 4:lmao



Bynum would erase all those offensive boards tbh

And if Oden was playing

[DeadlyDynasty]

My original prediction was Portland by 9, may have shortchanged the Blazers. Either way, the cover is in the bag (FUCK!)

ST's best $$ gambler is still yours truly.

[DeadlyDynasty]

And if Oden was playing

He's played 3 games in his career...there is no "if" with him

[#41 Shoot Em Up]

LOL trashlong really thinks blazers
have a chance

[IronMexican]

trashlong might be the worst diss to grace this site.

[HarlemHeat37]

My original prediction was Portland by 9, may have shortchanged the Blazers. Either way, the cover is in the bag (FUCK!)

ST's best $$ gambler is still yours truly.

:lol 0$ won tonight, though..

[HarlemHeat37]

BTW, can Kobe still dunk?..

[dirkdirkastan]

Lol, how much you pay those chicks Harlem. Looks like the one on the right resisted.

[DeadlyDynasty]

:lol 0$ won tonight, though..

Nope:lol


fucking Sweets...that fucker got some 'splainin to do.


Nevertheless, I called it. I pick winners (NFL and NBA)...it's what I do

[IronMexican]

:lol Iron saying Barnes was going to be an awful signing for the Lakers.

[DeadlyDynasty]

I'm going to beat the homeless person at the 7-11 to death with a hammer. Good night

[IronMexican]

lolz. FSU is working the Irish.

[#41 Shoot Em Up]

:lol 0$ won tonight, though..

:lol

[Killakobe81]

And if Oden was playing

And if Eva mendes was naked in my hotel room right now ...

[Killakobe81]

BTW, can Kobe still dunk?..

No he cant ... the one on your loverboy at the ASG was a figment of your imagination ....

[#41 Shoot Em Up]

trashlong might be the worst diss to grace this site.

Shut your mouth you dirty spic

[redzero]

Will either team hit 80?

[lefty]

And if Eva mendes was naked in my hotel room right now ...

Weird, I was thinking about her:lol

[Killakobe81]

Weird, I was thinking about her:lol

Not weird ...girl is smokin' ...she is not that young anynmore but man she looks good.

She even makes silly movies like Hitch, All about the Benjamins or We own the night ... must see viewing.

[Killakobe81]

Wow a box out by Pau!!!!

[Pelicans78]

This is Eastern Conference basketball at its best.

[IronMexican]

Last push for LA.

[Killakobe81]

Horrible switch by Kobe LA can hit that ...need to come out quicker ...with the clock winding down ...

[InRareForm]

camby hurt, you dont say

[Banzai]

Camby down or LA?

[Killakobe81]

Hope Camby is OK ...

Great finish by kobe ...

[PGDynasty24]

Need to continue to penetrate their zone

[#41 Shoot Em Up]

Hope Camby is alright

[Killakobe81]

One of the MOST FRUSTRATING things to see this laker team do is not get in their offense quicker. I am all for smart shot selection and milking the clock, but I dont get why they crawl the ball up on so many possesions? Against the suns, or the Mavs or the new spurs that makes sense. But against good defensive teams it's almost garunteed you will struggle playing like this. You can start your offense a few secnds earlier you increase your chance to get high % shots ...

[PGDynasty24]

Let's Go. This game is ugly,but we need to pull out a win

[HarlemHeat37]

It's interesting how a team with Portland's weapons relies so much on Aldridge for all their offense, especially down the stretch..they really need a coach..

That was a huge foul by Kobe, Lakers caught a break..

[redzero]

Finally, a shot Kobe can make.

[Killakobe81]

It's interesting how a team with Portland's weapons relies so much on Aldridge for all their offense, especially down the stretch..they really need a coach..

That was a huge foul by Kobe, Lakers caught a break..

It was he learned it from Wade about two weeks ago ...

[ginobili's bald spot]

lol tlong

you fat fuck

[HarlemHeat37]

Portland's having one of the worst clutch time performances in a while, they are taking horrible shots and turning the ball over..Lakers have destroyed them in these last few minutes..

That was a weak technical foul on Wife Beatin' Ron, tbh..

[Banzai]

lmao...

[Killakobe81]

how is that on Ron only? But dumb by him regardless ...

[Banzai]

such bullshit..but whatever.

[redzero]

The Blazers must have borrowed Boston's game 7 offensive game plan.

[HarlemHeat37]

Great performance by Kobe down the stretch, he really needed that, he's been looking like a D-League player lately..hopefully it gets him going..

[IronMexican]

Run trying to untangle and he gets the T. gay shit, but LA should win.

[The Refrigerator]

LOL Kobe sucking ass and shooting like shit but he's still more clutch than LeBron.

[#41 Shoot Em Up]

Lol Dumbazz trashlong.
Stupid fuck

[Killakobe81]

Kobe made some daggers but dude is not clutch he just gets bailed out on FT's ...TBH ...

[rayjayjohnson]

he's still a rapist

[Budkin]

Wow that was just an awesome shot! Roy was about as in his face as possible.

[tlongII]

Oh well. We fell apart. Gotta get 'em next time.

[#41 Shoot Em Up]

Lol 50 year old bachelor

[Jelloisjigglin]

Fish being clutch as usual. Nothing new here

[HarlemHeat37]

:lol Fisher would miss that shot at any other time..he's so cold-blooded..

[IronMexican]

Fish being fucking Fish.


Lakers missing Bynum, obviously. Future HoF big:cry

[PGDynasty24]

Let's Go. 4 in a row

[tlongII]

Good game. We needed Camby at the end, but he rolled his ankle.

[Killakobe81]

wow Batum looked super confident on that shot ...I havent been impressed with him all year to me Matthews has looked much better and so has Roy at 85% ...but Batum looks great tonight.

We have one of the most clutch backcourts in RECENT NBA history ..

[Mike D]

Lol Tlong.

[#41 Shoot Em Up]

Baby Drew would of shit on that frontline
had my nigga played.
Baby Drew Crew celebration coming June 2011

[HarlemHeat37]

Good game. We needed Camby at the end, but he rolled his ankle.

:lol Camby wouldn't have fixed their 1-dimensional offense in clutch time..

They either force it to Aldridge, and if they can't, they're almost guaranteed to turn it over or get a bad shot..they need a real coach..

[#41 Shoot Em Up]

Good, no more stupid fucking threads about
this fucking team

[Capt Bringdown]

Laker D with the win.

[#41 Shoot Em Up]

Lol Tlong making excuses

[tlongII]

We're still learning to play together. We should be good to go by the playoffs.

[Killakobe81]

Portland cant even win at Staples sans Bynum and with Kobe at 85% ...

I told yal clowns Portland in the playoffs is not a threat to the Lakeshow ...regular season Rose Garden is where the Lakers struggle with Blazers.

hornets, Nuggets, Grizz, Suns and OKC fans ...you are welcome!

[Giuseppe]

Only pussies play zone.

You got what was comin' to ya, t.

I've no sympathy for you.

[ElNono]

lol Steve Blake on Camby... :lol

[# 1 Troll]

lolololololololololololol. "beat la, beat la." dumb fuck tlong

[picc84]

Fish is a layup machine this year. Either the apocalypse is coming or we ringin'.

[lil_penny]

good game laker fans

[#41 Shoot Em Up]

Mad ups to a real Blazers fan, lil penny.
Keep ya head up my nigga

[ElNono]

The apocalypse is coming

[Killakobe81]

Only pussies play zone.

You got what was comin' to ya, t.

I've no sympathy for you.

I agree. Blazers should be playing defense like the heat ... but offensively they have Aldridge and roy who can get you late game buckets ...they tried to force it too much in to LA ...Pau is not a great defender for 4 quarters but to his credit he comes up with great challenges late in the game and blocks more 3 pointers/deep shots than any recent big man the Lakers have had ...maybe even better than horry who was good at this as well.

[Killakobe81]

good game laker fans

Props. hope you give whomever you face hell come playoff time ... as long as it's not us!

[Giuseppe]

Fish is a layup machine this year. Either the apocalypse is coming or we ringin'.

Portland started skulkin' back. Fisher, like that Ripper dude, went right for the jugular. It was over, before it really got started.

:lol at the Blazers.

[lil_penny]

Mad ups to a real Blazers fan, lil penny.
Keep ya head up my nigga

:toast

[# 1 Troll]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v513/tlongII/tlonglocker.jpg lololololololololololololololololol

[tlongII]

Just a bad shooting night. We shoot well and we win that game.

[Giuseppe]

Just a bad shooting night. We shoot well and we win that game.

You lost, t. We scared the shit outta ya, then took your cookie,,,,smack dab in Los Angeles.

:lol

Next time, come hard, else stay on the porch with the Magic, Celtics, and womenfolk.

:lol

[# 1 Troll]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v513/tlongII/tlonglocker.jpg" Just a bad shooting night. We shoot well and we win that game"
"We're still learning to play together. We should be good to go by the playoffs."

"We needed Camby at the end, but he rolled his ankle"

[DJ Mbenga]

sometimes the lakers never cease to amaze me. batum averages 12 a game. he has 10 in half a quarter. they just love to deny stars the ball and allow average guys to have career nights

*sigh* i was right. at least we got the win but we gotta stop allowing these average player career nights

[rayjayjohnson]

Ololololol

[rayjayjohnson]

*sigh* i was right. at least we got the win but we gotta stop allowing these average player career nights

JR Smith will drop 45 on you in two weeks

[#41 Shoot Em Up]

Tlong , how's bachelor life treating ya?

[lil_penny]

Props. hope you give whomever you face hell come playoff time ... as long as it's not us!

The ideal matchup would be the thunder.. thats the one team im confident in a 7 game series we could get the better of. but at this point to be the best you gotta beat the best, i know we arent better than the lakers, mavs, and spurs but we would have to play them sometime if we where ever going to make some noise.

kobe struggled up until crunch time like he did in our last meeting then proceeded to rip our hearts out:lol both games i honestly thought we had it.. everything was playing into our hands but fuck hes gotta go video game mode on us lol

[Killakobe81]

JR Smith will drop 45 on you in two weeks

JR is not an average player ... he is a superstar talent with dleague level basketball IQ ...

[tlongII]

Tlong , how's bachelor life treating ya?

Sometimes it's lonely. But then I think of all the money I have and I feel better. :tu

[Giuseppe]

The ideal matchup would be the thunder.. thats the one team im confident in a 7 game series we could get the better of. but at this point to be the best you gotta beat the best, i know we arent better than the lakers, mavs, and spurs but we would have to play them sometime if we where ever going to make some noise.

kobe struggled up until crunch time like he did in our last meeting then proceeded to rip our hearts out:lol both games i honestly thought we had it.. everything was playing into our hands but fuck hes gotta go video game mode on us lol

You was doin' fine until that latin dude hit that three and made that eye glass gesture. You pissed Kobe off there.

Kobe Bryant

[DJ Mbenga]

JR Smith will drop 45 on you in two weeks

it will probably be afflalo again. he had like 20 in a half shooting 80% last time

[# 1 Troll]

Sometimes it's lonely. But then I think of all the money I have and I feel better. :tu

lololololololololololololololololol. Judging by your appearance it's obvious you will die alone. Unless some gold digger decides to play your ass and take your money while fucking some stud like myself

[j.dizzle]

Lakers scored 54 of their 84 pts in the paint without Bynum Abdul Jabbar :lmao.

[Venti Quattro]

JR Smith will drop 45 on you in two weeks

And the Lakers would still win :lmao

[tlongII]

lololololololololololololololololol. Judging by your appearance it's obvious you will die alone. Unless some gold digger decides to play your ass and take your money while fucking some stud like myself

I might. I'm okay with that though.

[DJ Mbenga]

Sometimes it's lonely. But then I think of all the money I have and I feel better. :tu

there's blu ray porn so id think you would be well off

[# 1 Troll]

there's blu ray porn so id think you would be well off

lol

[TE]

there's blu ray porn so id think you would be well off
:lol

[Killakobe81]

that is not tlong ...if it is not what I would of guessed but yall are some ruthless m'fers ...

[# 1 Troll]

Let this be a lesson, money can't buy you pussy. Example:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v513/tlongII/tlonglocker.jpg lololololololo.lolol

[#41 Shoot Em Up]

:lol

[tlongII]

Let this be a lesson, money can't buy you pussy. Example:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v513/tlongII/tlonglocker.jpg lololololololo.lolol

Au contraire...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v513/tlongII/cabosanlucas017a.jpg

[TE]

Au contraire...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v513/tlongII/cabosanlucas017a.jpg

The hell is that tlong?

[DJ Mbenga]

Au contraire...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v513/tlongII/cabosanlucas017a.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v513/tlongII/cabosanlucas011.jpg

[Killakobe81]

who says money cant buy pu$$y?
Old ugly white dudes with money (not saying tlong or whomever in these pics are that) get almost as much as as jocks or rockstars ...

As ammater of fact THAT's who they fuck with when these jocks and rockstars are not around ...you think they gonna date Joe Grind from the local Best Buy when they are used to banging stars at the Mondrian, 4 Seasons and the "W" ? LOL

[#41 Shoot Em Up]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v513/tlongII/cabosanlucas011.jpg

:lmao

[LkrFan]

Lakers scored 54 of their 84 pts in the paint without Bynum Abdul Jabbar :lmao.
Fo shizzle j.dizzle my nizzle! :lol

[tlongII]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v513/tlongII/cabosanlucas014.jpg

[Venti Quattro]

tlong, 8/10

[DJ Mbenga]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v513/tlongII/cabosanlucas014.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v513/tlongII/cabosanlucas012.jpg

[LkrFan]

The champs clamped down on a playoff bound team - holding them to 38.6% shooting and 80 points without their defensive anchor. Team lightswitch tbh - check the avatar. :lol

[HarlemHeat37]

The champs clamped down on a playoff bound team - holding them to 38.6% shooting and 80 points without their defensive anchor. Team lightswitch tbh - check the avatar. :lol

:lol The 3 Kings already turned off the lights..

[tlongII]

We played like shit. As long as Camby isn't seriously hurt we'll be okay though.

[Killakobe81]

:lol The 3 Kings already turned off the lights..

more like an Ace (wade), King (bron) and Queen (bosh) but I see what you did there ...

[Harlem Preach]

We played like shit. As long as Camby isn't seriously hurt we'll be okay though.

as gimicky as the zone was it took the lakers 2 hours to figure out how to beat it.

[HarlemHeat37]

:lol

That's the avatar of the year. These niggas are jealous of that... make no mistake about it. I told them all year we had that switch just waiting to turn on. They we're hoping we didn't pay the light bill or some shit.:lol

:lol You better hope Kobe stops shooting under 40%..

[midnightpulp]

:lol

That's the avatar of the year. These niggas are jealous of that... make no mistake about it. I told them all year we had that switch just waiting to turn on. They we're hoping we didn't pay the light bill or some shit.:lol

A common problem with many Lakers fans.

[LkrFan]

:lol The 3 Kings already turned off the lights..
:downspin: it HH, :downspin: that shiiiitttttt!!!!! :lol

[LkrFan]

:lol

That's the avatar of the year. These niggas are jealous of that... make no mistake about it. I told them all year we had that switch just waiting to turn on. They we're hoping we didn't pay the light bill or some shit.:lol

:lol

Here's to #17 my nigga. :toast

[Venti Quattro]

I saw the replay of the end game. What the fuck was Artest thinking? It could have been avoided if he didn't exaggerate his power dribble. Oh well it's Artest.