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DazedAndConfused
03-20-2011, 10:47 PM
Lol no bynum
lol terrible refs in your pocket all night
lol blowing a lead in the last 5 min despite leading all night
lol tlong you faggot

LakerHater
03-20-2011, 10:49 PM
Didnt expect"em to win in Staples, but it was close!!

Darthkiller
03-20-2011, 10:51 PM
kobe was throwing up garbage shots and they were going in, cant win in games like that

Mike D
03-20-2011, 10:52 PM
Good thread. Respect.

Giuseppe
03-20-2011, 10:54 PM
That's what they get for playing zone.

Fucking pussies.

tlongII
03-20-2011, 10:54 PM
I am not a faggot.

Giuseppe
03-20-2011, 11:03 PM
Blazer players thought if they stood real still & closed their eyes real tight at the 2 minute warning, it'd be alright.

Uh, uh.

tlongII
03-20-2011, 11:04 PM
Blazer players thought if they stood real still & closed their eyes real tight at the 2 minute warning, it'd be alright.

Uh, uh.

Basically. It's a process though.

namlook
03-20-2011, 11:05 PM
Second time in 18 years the Lakers have won the season series? That's crazy.

Giuseppe
03-20-2011, 11:07 PM
Blazers just glad it's over. They didn't know whether to wind their ass, or, scratch their watch.

F'in losers.

Giuseppe
03-20-2011, 11:11 PM
F'in' Fish & Kobe threw a turd into The NBA Forum.

Everybody disappeared all the sudden.

F'in' Bryant:::that glorious psychotic son of bitch. Took the ball right away from Miller like that.:lol

lil_penny
03-20-2011, 11:13 PM
Blazer players thought if they stood real still & closed their eyes real tight at the 2 minute warning, it'd be alright.

Uh, uh.

pretty much spot on.

Budkin
03-20-2011, 11:19 PM
I am not a faggot.

:lol

Giuseppe
03-20-2011, 11:21 PM
"You smell that, Johnny? Smells like somebody died."

Shit this place ain't no fun if we win.

ha, ha.

Giuseppe
03-20-2011, 11:26 PM
I guess I'll go watch TV.

lmvictoriousao!!!!!!!!!!

Baseline
03-20-2011, 11:26 PM
Typical Laker home game. They know the refs won't blow them for anything inside of 5 minutes, so they push, grab, slap, and smack their way to a couple of steals and offensive rebounds. Ballgame.

To beat the Laker refs at Staples, you either need a lead too large for the refs to overcome, or you need to hit some 4th quarter threes - which will keep the lead at a distance.

What the Lakers do doesn't matter so much. It's much more about what the three whistles do, or don't do.

Just understand that it remains basketball for the Lakers inside 5 minutes, but it's football for their opponent. It has always been that way, and will remain so as long as Stern is the Commish.

HarlemHeat37
03-20-2011, 11:30 PM
Typical Laker home game. They know the refs won't blow them for anything inside of 5 minutes, so they push, grab, slap, and smack their way to a couple of steals and offensive rebounds. Ballgame.

To beat the Laker refs at Staples, you either need a lead too large for the refs to overcome, or you need to hit some 4th quarter threes - which will keep the lead at a distance.

What the Lakers do doesn't matter so much. It's much more about what the three whistles do, or don't do.

Just understand that it remains basketball for the Lakers inside 5 minutes, but it's football for their opponent. It has always been that way, and will remain so as long as Stern is the Commish.

:lol Kobe's swipe on Andre Miller was ridiculous, did you catch that?..

Mike D
03-20-2011, 11:42 PM
lololol

u jelly?

KillerMamba
03-21-2011, 01:18 AM
Typical Laker home game. They know the refs won't blow them for anything inside of 5 minutes, so they push, grab, slap, and smack their way to a couple of steals and offensive rebounds. Ballgame.

To beat the Laker refs at Staples, you either need a lead too large for the refs to overcome, or you need to hit some 4th quarter threes - which will keep the lead at a distance.

What the Lakers do doesn't matter so much. It's much more about what the three whistles do, or don't do.

Just understand that it remains basketball for the Lakers inside 5 minutes, but it's football for their opponent. It has always been that way, and will remain so as long as Stern is the Commish.

So I guess the stock answer for why the Lakers win is because they get the benefit of the call from the officials. Did the Lakers "foul" them when they made a couple bad passes that were intercepted and turned into fast break points? GTFO with the lame excuses.

TE
03-21-2011, 01:20 AM
:lol Kobe's swipe on Andre Miller was ridiculous, did you catch that?..

It was like watching the George Mason-Ohio State game.


Fucking pathetic but oh well.

rayjayjohnson
03-21-2011, 01:23 AM
tlong hasn't sufficiently denied faggotry imo

TE
03-21-2011, 01:26 AM
tlong hasn't sufficiently denied faggotry imo

Yeah, and on the account that he lives alone or so (as evident by his posts) he's probably considered the other end of the spectrum.


Poor guy tbh :lol


Faggotry must be bad, but being a Blazers fan must be worse.:lmao

Giuseppe
03-21-2011, 06:15 AM
It was like watching the George Mason-Ohio State game.


Fucking pathetic but oh well.

The weak fucks had no business in that game, and you know it. There's a natural order, and it was restored right around the two minute warning.

Sportcamper
03-21-2011, 09:30 AM
LOL@ D Fish 4th quarter 2 steals & three to steal the game…:lol

Tlong has been good enough to post photos of his favorite escorts over the years…I think that settles the issue…:toast

Cry Havoc
03-21-2011, 10:14 AM
Regular season matters now, I guess.

Good win for the Lakers.

Venti Quattro
03-21-2011, 10:26 AM
It matters. Just ask the Spurs.

DeadlyDynasty
03-21-2011, 10:42 AM
There's only 2 teams in the league with switch-flipping capabilities: Lakers and Celtics

Rummpd
03-21-2011, 10:48 AM
I knew LAL would win when they made that sublime 3 end of third and Kobe also made a few tough shots (after again some stupid decision making shooting quick 3s); and Fisher's last number was clutch. Portland had a chance several times to build a bigger lead and that was their downfall. However, LAL was not overly impressive, albeit without Bynum and Portland could test them big time if they drop to 7 and have no fear still seemingly of LAL.

Memphis, Denver, Portland are all decent teams and ESPN today has a feature on the upset
1. First-round upsets are much more likely in the West.

In addition to Denver, I'm fond of Memphis and Portland as first-round upstarts, but this tool liked another team even more -- New Orleans. It gave the Hornets a 33 percent chance of beating Dallas in Round 1, and several iterations placed the Hornets into the conference finals ... I even got them in the Finals once, after a riveting conference finals against Memphis that was the lowest-rated in league history. (The simulation didn't actually say that part, I just figured it was likely.)



That said, Memphis, Portland and Denver all had better odds than similarly seeded teams in the East; the likely No. 6 seeds were the only slot where the Eastern team had a better chance, and only marginally so (35 percent for New York to 33 percent for New Orleans).



potential.http://insider.espn.go.com/nba/insider/columns/story?columnist=hollinger_john&page=PERDiem-110315

Giuseppe
03-21-2011, 10:49 AM
Shit, they were scared to death, Doc.

They just wanted it to end.

Fish obliged 'em, tootsweet.

Mike D
03-21-2011, 12:24 PM
Memphis, Denver, Portland are all decent teams and ESPN today has a feature on the upset
1. First-round upsets are much more likely in the West.

In addition to Denver, I'm fond of Memphis and Portland as first-round upstarts, but this tool liked another team even more -- New Orleans. It gave the Hornets a 33 percent chance of beating Dallas in Round 1, and several iterations placed the Hornets into the conference finals ... I even got them in the Finals once, after a riveting conference finals against Memphis that was the lowest-rated in league history. (The simulation didn't actually say that part, I just figured it was likely.)



That said, Memphis, Portland and Denver all had better odds than similarly seeded teams in the East; the likely No. 6 seeds were the only slot where the Eastern team had a better chance, and only marginally so (35 percent for New York to 33 percent for New Orleans).
potential.http://insider.espn.go.com/nba/insider/columns/story?columnist=hollinger_john&page=PERDiem-110315

John Hollinger is an idiot who evaluates basketball with a calculator and MS Excel. BSPN writes for hits.

Maverick421
03-21-2011, 12:35 PM
That's what they get for playing zone.

Fucking pussies.:lmao