Fatter Lakerwife: Mrs. Kardashian vs. Mrs. Bryant

[nkdlunch]

Goddam!

whoever said a hispanic woman will blow up once they hit 30 was not kiddin!

that's a lotta woman
:lmao

http://d.yimg.com/a/p/sp/getty/a0/fullj.e2bb5c476218e18f92aa46e1b0ad923a/e2bb5c476218e18f92aa46e1b0ad923a-getty-us-basketball-hollywood-bryant.jpg

http://blogs.bet.com/entertainment/spotlight/bet-blog/assets/2010/10/khloe-kardashian1.jpg

[Kyle Orton]

Kardashian. Not even close. Idk what happened to Vanessa Bryant tho, she was really fuckin hot a few years ago.

[Venti Quattro]

Maybe it's the dress?

[Giuseppe]

She never looked better than that night when he went on TV about his rape.

GD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[HarlemHeat37]

Kobe's kids are so fucking ugly, tbh..the older kid looks like TJ from Smart Guy..

[Giuseppe]

But at least their consistent with Kobe's genes. Mrs. Nash giving birth to Little Barbosa was the livin' end.

[ChrisRichards]

Kobe's eldest daughter is a carbon copy of him lol.

[Venti Quattro]

http://www2.pictures.gi.zimbio.com/Utah+Jazz+v+Los+Angeles+Lakers+Game+2+tSYkQStRh7pl .jpg

What a terrible dress :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

[Kyle Orton]

She never looked better than that night when he went on TV about his rape.

GD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

cosigned. That was her at her best.

[apalisoc_9]

Vanessa still looks hot to me.

[SourCandy]

I think kardash is ugly tbh. Bryant is cute and is not really fat. She just looks fat compared to what she was. I wonder if kobe is getting after her. I mean really what's he excuse? Does she work?

[Giuseppe]

& don't anybody ferget that $4 million ring-a-rooney.

tee, hee.

[Kyle Orton]

http://www.missxpose.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/kobe_vanessa_bryant.jpg way better looking than she is now

[oh crap]

damn, what the fuck happened to kobe's wife? the rape ordeal really took a toll on her. and poor little girls, kobe didn't do em any favors, that's for sure.

[Giuseppe]

cosigned. That was her at her best.

She was still a girl then. Now she's a woman.

[[[Girls]]] are the livin' end.

[Giuseppe]

damn, what the fuck happened to kobe's wife? the rape ordeal really took a toll on her. and poor little girls, kobe didn't do em any favors, that's for sure.

Remember afterward they had to call the police out to the house. She fainted or some such shit.:lol

[Kyle Orton]

There also that story 2 years ago about Vanessa making the Bryant's cleaning lady dig through trash to find a receipt.

[HarlemHeat37]

http://smartpicgall.co.cc/pictures/car/images/67/smart-guy.jpg

[Giuseppe]

She was still a girl then. Now she's a woman.

[[[Girls]]] are the livin' end.

That's why Kori is so mesmerizing. There is still girl there.

I feel poetry bubblin' up right down into my socks.

[Venti Quattro]

There also that story 2 years ago about Vanessa making the Bryant's cleaning lady dig through trash to find a receipt.

The one that sued them?

[ohmwrecker]

I don't care how big Sasquatch Kardashian is, her mug is the deal breaker.

[Kyle Orton]

Yeah that one. Something about how she had to dig through trash that was filled with dog feces :lmao.

[Venti Quattro]

Wk9Ap4nBiOM

Khloe looks pretty sexy here... or maybe it's just the angles.

[HarlemHeat37]

Ugh..look at her at :05..how the fuck can you consider that to be sexy, Venti?..ew..

I still don't know what the fuck Odom is going..she must toss salad, tbh..

[Venti Quattro]

Ugh..look at her at :05..how the fuck can you consider that to be sexy, Venti?..ew..

I still don't know what the fuck Odom is going..she must toss salad, tbh..

Body, not the face.

[HarlemHeat37]

I wouldn't be able to get over the face..she legitimately looks like a man..

[ohmwrecker]

Body, not the face.

That vid is one of the creepiest things I've ever seen.

[Giuseppe]

Body, not the face.

Yep, and I'll bet she has a big bush with hair all the way up the backside.

GD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[HarlemHeat37]

Yep, and I'll bet she has a big bush with hair all the way up the backside.

GD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I bet she has a big fucking penis hanging beside that bush, too..

[JamStone]

Vanessa did get big... maybe she's pregnant again. She used to be amazingly hot.



Kobe's kids are so fucking ugly, tbh..the older kid looks like TJ from Smart Guy..

I think Kobe's daughters are cute. Who knows what they'll look like when they grow up, but as kids, I think they're cute girls. Mixed race kids are sometimes hit or miss. They generally are either pretty odd looking or end up being really good looking. I think calling his daughters "fucking ugly" is a pretty extreme point of view. But that's just my opinion.

[Zelophehad]

HH is just trolling obviously

[Giuseppe]

I bet she has a big fucking penis hanging beside that bush, too..

Food for thought.

[Giuseppe]

HH is just trolling obviously

He's been off the snide ever since Fish went Fish last night.

tee, hee.

[HarlemHeat37]

I fully agree that a lot of kids can be ugly when they're young, but turn out to be good looking, it happens all the time..I'm just of the opinion that currently, Kobe's kids are hideous, especially the older looking boy..

IronMexican will have to give us his opinion, that will settle it..

[Giuseppe]

I fully agree that a lot of kids can be ugly when they're young, but turn out to be good looking, it happens all the time..I'm just of the opinion that currently, Kobe's kids are hideous, especially the older looking boy..

IronMexican will have to give us his opinion, that will settle it..

Har is right here. They're the spittin' image of Barry Obama's kids.

[HarlemHeat37]

HH is just trolling obviously

No, I've called out other player's ugly kids here before, nothing to do with Kobe, tbh..I'm not a fan of kids in general, tbh..

[Venti Quattro]

No, I've called out other player's ugly kids here before, nothing to do with Kobe, tbh..I'm not a fan of kids in general, tbh..

LeBron homer who doesn't love the kids... what an irony tbqh. It makes me sad :cry :cry :cry

[DeadlyDynasty]

No, I've called out other player's ugly kids here before, nothing to do with Kobe, tbh..I'm not a fan of kids in general, tbh..

Except when LeBron is "helping" them :lmao

[HarlemHeat37]

Not being a fan of something wouldn't affect my generosity and care towards it, as I've constantly shown, with my dedication to the Boys&Girls Club..I just wouldn't have kids of my own, they're annoying..

I'm not a fan of mentally challenged people either, they scare me, tbh, but I still donate..

[DeadlyDynasty]

Not being a fan of something wouldn't affect my generosity and care towards it, as I've constantly shown, with my dedication to the Boys&Girls Club..

I'm not a fan of mentally challenged people either, they scar me, tbh, but I still donate..

awww, bless your little heart

[Zelophehad]

http://d.yimg.com/a/p/sp/getty/a0/fullj.e2bb5c476218e18f92aa46e1b0ad923a/e2bb5c476218e18f92aa46e1b0ad923a-getty-us-basketball-hollywood-bryant.jpg

There's nothing wrong with either of the kids here, except maybe for the budding unibrow/moustache combo from the little beaner on the right. Seriously, how the fuck can you grow a moustache at five years old? I'm thirty two fucking years old and can barely grow one.

[HarlemHeat37]

:lol There's no way you can look at those kids and not think they're ugly..

Remember, they're supposed to be girls, not boys..if they were boys, it would be a different story, depending on Culbear's opinion..

Again, I'll wait for IronMexican to judge..

[DeadlyDynasty]

:lol There's no way you can look at those kids and not think they're ugly..

Remember, they're supposed to be girls, not boys..

I'm not defending the kids, just enjoying your ironic statement a couple posts back.

For the record I don't like kids either, and find most of them obnoxious and disgusting (including Kobe's)

[ohmwrecker]

lol scared of mentally challenged people

[oh crap]

well shit, i feel like an asshole for it but harlem made me laugh a few times with some of those comments.

[Veterinarian]

lol scared of mentally challenged people

Scroll your cursor over the Spurs link and click it.

[Zelophehad]

:lol There's no way you can look at those kids and not think they're ugly..

Remember, they're supposed to be girls, not boys..if they were boys, it would be a different story, depending on Culbear's opinion..

Again, I'll wait for IronMexican to judge..

Other than the beaner facial hair (which really Vanessa should be helping them with since she keeps her unibrow and moustache under control), I'm not sure what is so wrong with them tbh


Scroll your cursor over the Spurs link and click it.

:lol

[ManuBalboa]

It's weird when Alpha Males only have daughters.

[ohmwrecker]

Scroll your cursor over the Spurs link and click it.

Go back to your primary account if you want to talk to me.

[HarlemHeat37]

Other than the beaner facial hair (which really Vanessa should be helping them with since she keeps her unibrow and moustache under control), I'm not sure what is so wrong with them tbhl

The facial hair, for one, as you said..

I have a little cousin that has facial hair, and I have a difficult time looking at her..

They just look like boys, tbh..nothing wrong with that, I was just pointing out that I wouldn't like it..if I had daughters in the future, and they looked like that, I would be genuinely disappointed..

[Giuseppe]

If only Portland would've won last night. If only for the children.

tee, hee.

[Giuseppe]

Give it to us!!!

It passed. :depressed

[Booharv]

If only Portland would've won last night. If only for the children.

tee, hee.

Doesn't even make sense.

[Giuseppe]

Doesn't even make sense.

A course it does. If Portland a won, Har would've reddened our asses over that. Fish & Bryant denying Har his onions like that only made Har more bitter. Ipso facto: Har took it out on the children.

[ALVAREZ6]

khloe is ugly as fuck.... CROFL Odom, best you can do as millionaire Laker ballin scro

[Double-Up]

Wk9Ap4nBiOM

Khloe looks pretty sexy here... or maybe it's just the angles.

Angles...are you blind? Can you not see this horse faced bitch ain't worth shit?

[Giuseppe]

Kinda ironic, but, she looks a little like Rudy Tomjanovich.

[cheguevara]

shesapigPeriod

[Bill_Brasky]

Khloe is just awful....at least Vanessa looked good at some point in her life.

[in2deep]

http://blogs.bet.com/entertainment/spotlight/bet-blog/assets/2010/10/khloe-kardashian1.jpg


:lmao

Odom

[BlackSwordsMan]

i came

[cheguevara]

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[alchemist]

Kobe's wife ain't bad at all, you have to like men if you wouldn't beat that pussy up.

[crc21209]

Wk9Ap4nBiOM

Khloe looks pretty sexy here... or maybe it's just the angles.

Damn, Khloe really took his balls (if he had any to begin with) cuz that is a gay ass commercial...:lol. Does Lamar like getting poked in the ass by his wife?

[Killakobe81]

I was never a fan of Vanessa TBH ...even younger pre-Kobelits ...
she is hot, but something about her was just not quite right. As for her being a heavier chick now, has pushed out two of Kobe's kids and who knows the kind of deviant tricks she has to pull to keep his interest. A dude that gets that much ass gets bored with doggy, missionary and froggy style ... My guess Kobe "punishes her" ... so cut the chick some slack? Can he do better? Yes. But is juanita Jordan, cookie Johnson , Siovaughn(?) Wade, and Lebron's baby mama any hot piece of ass? By those standards Vanssea is a dime ...

[NRHector]

is there any good looking Lakerwife?

[Giuseppe]

Jeannie Buss could be considered common law.

[Stringer_Bell]

The whole idea of smelling like your woman is just fucking gross. Smelling the same is basically saying that you like the way you smell, which is the way a man smells, which makes you sensibly homosexual since you like the smell of other men. Not that there is anything wrong with it, but sharing a scent is not sexy in the heterosexual way at all. Anyone know if it bombed?

Also, anyone think Khloe was a virgin before Lamar?

[Killakobe81]

The whole idea of smelling like your woman is just fucking gross. Smelling the same is basically saying that you like the way you smell, which is the way a man smells, which makes you sensibly homosexual since you like the smell of other men. Not that there is anything wrong with it, but sharing a scent is not sexy in the heterosexual way at all. Anyone know if it bombed?

Also, anyone think Khloe was a virgin before Lamar?

ROFL at the last line hell naw ...

[TheManFromAcme]

http://blogs.bet.com/entertainment/spotlight/bet-blog/assets/2010/10/khloe-kardashian1.jpghttp://2.bp.blogspot.com/_uiWlOtEjWhI/SUXjx1TLt0I/AAAAAAAAFDk/_-FEuph3E6s/s400/JohnCandy.jpg


:rollin

[silverblk mystix]

Looking at kobe's kids...

and it just makes me think what a shame it would be if they grew up idolizing some famous/celebrity alpha male...

then they got to meet their hero...and he brutally rapes them and sodomizes them and gets away with it because of money/fame...

that would just be so tragic...

and more tragic if that celebrity had a buncha fans on internet forums defending him and calling the girls names like sluts, skanks,etc...

seriously...really tragic...

...just sayin'

[Bill_Brasky]

Looking at kobe's kids...

and it just makes me think what a shame it would be if they grew up idolizing some famous/celebrity alpha male...

then they got to meet their hero...and he brutally rapes them and sodomizes them and gets away with it because of money/fame...

that would just be so tragic...

and more tragic if that celebrity had a buncha fans on internet forums defending him and calling the girls names like sluts, skanks,etc...

seriously...really tragic...

...just sayin'

in b4 Neal comments.

[Cuckolded Sissy]

I don't know what Odom is doing but Khloe looks like the type of fat white coal burner I see ghetto street ######s with at Walmart

[manufan10]

Kobe's kids are so fucking ugly, tbh..the older kid looks like TJ from Smart Guy..


http://smartpicgall.co.cc/pictures/car/images/67/smart-guy.jpg

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

[Cessation]

I agree those are ugly kids. The mustache and unibrow, make it obvious.

[Giuseppe]

I don't know what Odom is doing but Khloe looks like the type of fat white coal burner I see ghetto street ######s with at Walmart

Quit standin' in front the mirror with your ma.

[Giuseppe]

Looking at kobe's kids...

and it just makes me think what a shame it would be if they grew up idolizing some famous/celebrity alpha male...

then they got to meet their hero...and he brutally rapes them and sodomizes them and gets away with it because of money/fame...

that would just be so tragic...

and more tragic if that celebrity had a buncha fans on internet forums defending him and calling the girls names like sluts, skanks,etc...

seriously...really tragic...

...just sayin'

You got nary room. Your Neal raped just like my Kobe.

[manufan10]

http://blogs.bet.com/entertainment/spotlight/bet-blog/assets/2010/10/khloe-kardashian1.jpghttp://2.bp.blogspot.com/_uiWlOtEjWhI/SUXjx1TLt0I/AAAAAAAAFDk/_-FEuph3E6s/s400/JohnCandy.jpg

:rollin

[ezau]

Vanessa has been eating tons of burritos while watching Kobe clank one shot after another on TV.

[ElNono]

Did anybody make a joke about Culby liking all the kids the same yet?

[cobbler]

if I had daughters in the future, and they looked like that, I would be genuinely disappointed..

Pretty much defines you! :toast

[cobbler]

khloe is ugly as fuck.... CROFL Odom, best you can do as millionaire Laker ballin scro

Kloe probably made more. Sad.

[skut_farkus]

vanessa looked alot better when she was getting the train ran on her from snoop and the eastsidaz tbh.. not sure why kobe would marry a video girl thats pretty much a porn star without talent.

[daslicer]

vanessa looked alot better when she was getting the train ran on her from snoop and the eastsidaz tbh.. not sure why kobe would marry a video girl thats pretty much a porn star without talent.

I chalked it up to his sheltered upper class upbringing plus being young and lonely led him to making a naive decision of hooking up with her.

[hitmanyr2k]

http://www.missxpose.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/kobe_vanessa_bryant.jpg


That picture made me :lol out loud for real. Vanessa has that "I'm gonna kill you in your sleep" expression.

[Kyle Orton]

I'll bet a latina who was that angry led to some awesome makeup sex.

[#41 Shoot Em Up]

Take both of these bitches and run a train on dem hoes with my fellow
Laker niggas: Luva, Too Kool, 21, Lkrfan, Venti, Dr. House.

Bitches won't know what hit em after we done with em

[TE]

Mrs. Kardashian gets my vote. What a fat fugly bitch.