I hate, hate, hate my life!

[keytardude27]

Guys, I can't believe this shit. My mom promised me that if I save up half the money she would cover the other half toward the keytar I wanted, a Roland AX-7. I have been collecting cans, helping the neighbors with chores, sold my old toys and stuff on eBay for the past freakin' to earn the 500 dollars I need.

So I came to her today telling her I got enough money, and what does she say? Sorry, honey, but we need that money for Joel. For those that don't know, Joel is my mom's boyfriend. So I ask what for.

Get this. He needs the money because he wants to buy a handgun so he can practice shooting so he can try out for next year's Top Shot! WTF?

He's literally obsessed with the show. He records it and watches each episode like 10 times. We have all kinds of gun magazines coming to the house. He even wears shooting glasses wherever he goes.

Sorry for the rant, but I had to vent. My mom's life revolves around making Joel happy and I'm sick of it.

Now I see that Duncan is hurt. What a great fuckin' day this has been.

[SequSpur]

sorry dude...

[jeebus]

Music is the reason

[keytardude27]

Music is the reason

Yeah, and I can't even play any cause Joel has some stupid fantasy that he's going to win Top Shot.

He almost hit me the other day when we had a contest with my BB gun and I won.

[BlackSwordsMan]

I hope this is a troll account. I'm going to pray for you -- I don't know how to pray but I'll google it.

[NealwithIt]

IF your mom needs to pay for her bf shit and baby sit him, She must be one ugly mom.

[ehz33satx]

Why dont you do a sinister and run out the house screaming and scratching your face all up?

[jeebus]

Yeah, and I can't even play any cause Joel has some stupid fantasy that he's going to win Top Shot.

He almost hit me the other day when we had a contest with my BB gun and I won.
That sucks brah. Maybe you could play some rousing music for Joel so he can get motivated to shoot well. Wouldn't want some beaner to win that competition.

[JayTheClown]

Joel sounds like a winner.

[phyzik]

Simple solution.... Steal the gun and pawn that shit.

1) teaches your mom a lesson about keeping her word.

2) gives the shaft to your moms asshole loser boyfriend who will never make Top Shot.

3) you get what you want.

[I. Hustle]

Why dont you do a sinister and run out the house screaming and scratching your face all up?

This

[greyforest]

mhyVIluOwKg

[TE]

Troll account, don't bother.

[JayTheClown]

Troll account, don't bother.

This is a sorry troll if thats the case

[manufan10]

:lol

Nevermind.

[Dr. Gonzo]

I got an AIDS test once. It was negative.

[Blake]

I hate, hate, hate my life!


Sounds like Joel can help you get rid of it

[redzero]

What is the point of a troll account for a troll account? With guitardude back, keytardude is pointless.

[TheManFromAcme]

ammo will be REALLY cheap for ya....:D


http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_XSikHqd-jiw/S3mWBWHTSgI/AAAAAAAAAak/99tULznoevA/s400/shoot-yourself-gun_tfxnt_6648.jpg

[Bito Corleone]

Why didn't you just go buy it instead of even asking your Mom what you could do with your money? Tell her boyfriend to get a job and go fuck himself.

[Sisk]

Troll accounts get more serious responses than normal accounts. What the fuck is wrong with this forum?

[jay_shs]

Troll account/10...do NOT pay attention to OP!

[theyid]

let joel get the gun then shoot him in the leg haha its just a idea lol

[jeebus]

Troll account/10...do NOT pay attention to OP!
Music is the reason