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ALVAREZ6
03-22-2011, 05:20 PM
...posting all day for no other reason but to spread retardation?



Total Posts: 12,388
Posts Per Day: 35.01

note: above statistics obviously exclude troll accounts

Dunc n Dave
03-22-2011, 05:23 PM
Uh oh, you're about to awaken the sleeping giant...

Here comes some poetry about Kori and/or Katie-girl... you asked for it Alvarez....

Nathan89
03-22-2011, 05:24 PM
Not right,tbh

lefty
03-22-2011, 05:29 PM
:lol

4>0rings
03-22-2011, 06:15 PM
And that's on his newer account...

Muser
03-22-2011, 06:24 PM
daaaaaaaamn

ALVAREZ6
03-22-2011, 06:34 PM
And that's on his newer account...

crofl....wow, I think it'd be most appropriate to eliminate the "Yes" option.




Giuseppe, I regret making this thread my friend, I seriously feel for you. I'm sorry if I'm poking fun at a serious issue in your life. Is anyone else interested in starting a fund here at spurstalk for the purpose of hiring some friends and other diversions for this fellow? I'm sure there are people along these lines or other agents available in a city like LA for these services. PM me if anyone is interested.
:depressed

NRHector
03-22-2011, 06:46 PM
to his defense, he doesn't have a job, needs a strap on to have sex with his wife, retired military( I think), lives in AZ which is bad already and what is worse he's a Laker fan so what else can the poor guy do?

BUMP'S LEFT FOOT
03-22-2011, 06:57 PM
fwiw, i wouldn't say he's on ST more than any other regulars he just posts a ton when he's logged in

4>0rings
03-22-2011, 07:06 PM
Hey Cubby, I might be in Surprise, AZ next week. Want to meet up at the Jack in the Box for lunch?

JamStone
03-22-2011, 07:24 PM
Caring enough to look it up and starting a thread about it is just as bad tbh.

And in his defense, most of his posts are one sentence long, which don't take much thought or much time.

Hooks
03-22-2011, 07:27 PM
And in his defense, most of his posts are one sentence long, which don't take much thought or much time.


So are mine, and I average like 1-2 posts per day lol.


80% of his posts are usually about the same thing though, like shit like this:

-Stuff about Kori
-NealrapedPeriod
-:rolleyes-this emoticon
-Kobe 5
Duncan 4
-It's my religion
-Tee hee

manufan10
03-22-2011, 08:44 PM
What better way then to spend retirement on ST trying to hit on the young lads..

:lol

Giuseppe
03-22-2011, 08:48 PM
...posting all day for no other reason but to spread retardation?




note: above statistics obviously exclude troll accounts

I don't do trolls. It's my religion.

Giuseppe
03-22-2011, 08:52 PM
80% of his posts are usually about the same thing though, like shit like this:

-Stuff about Kori


& God bless her, she doesn't begrudge me this joy.

Kyle Orton
03-22-2011, 08:55 PM
Maybe he should give safe haven to some Nazis and earn money while he posts on ST.

Spurologist
03-22-2011, 09:04 PM
...posting all day for no other reason but to spread retardation?




note: above statistics obviously exclude troll accounts

lol Italy

Giuseppe
03-22-2011, 09:07 PM
lol Italy

That was awful. I was like Daniel Day Lewis the actor, I was in character all the time because I was afraid Kori would throw me out otherwise. I was even thinking in Italian dialect:::"I a have to a change my a underawear, it's a been at a least, 3 a days."

NRHector
03-22-2011, 09:11 PM
That was awful. I was like Daniel Day Lewis the actor, I was in character all the time because I was afraid Kori would throw me out otherwise. I was even thinking in Italian dialect:::"I a have to a change my a underawear, it's a been at a least, 3 a days."that shit was funny :lol

ohmwrecker
03-22-2011, 09:11 PM
Your rhythm & syntax are off a little.

LnGrrrR
03-22-2011, 09:28 PM
That was awful. I was like Daniel Day Lewis the actor, I was in character all the time because I was afraid Kori would throw me out otherwise. I was even thinking in Italian dialect:::"I a have to a change my a underawear, it's a been at a least, 3 a days."

:lol I kept picturing Mario behind the keyboard.

TampaDude
03-22-2011, 10:44 PM
Join Date: 04-02-2010

Been here less than a year, and has over 12,000 posts.

Can you say NO LIFE??? :lol

redzero
03-22-2011, 11:14 PM
Join Date: 04-02-2010

Been here less than a year, and has over 12,000 posts.

Can you say NO LIFE??? :lol

Around 20,000 over two accounts, actually.

tdunk21
03-22-2011, 11:16 PM
Around 20,000 over two accounts, actually.

what are they?

HarlemHeat37
03-22-2011, 11:17 PM
I would pay to see a picture of Cub, tbh..

redzero
03-22-2011, 11:19 PM
what are they?

Protip: Check the first post.

NRHector
03-22-2011, 11:20 PM
what are they?Culburn and Guiseppe

HarlemHeat37
03-22-2011, 11:21 PM
Can somebody find Culb's first few posts as Giuseppe?:lol..where he was writing as if he had an Italian accent:lol:lol..

NRHector
03-22-2011, 11:24 PM
Can somebody find Culb's first few posts as Giuseppe?:lol..where he was writing as if he had an Italian accent:lol:lol..

that was hilarious :lol

resistanze
03-22-2011, 11:37 PM
tbh reading Giuseppe's earlier posts made me laugh out loud.

CubanSucks
03-23-2011, 01:05 AM
Caring enough to look it up and starting a thread about it is just as bad tbh.

And in his defense, most of his posts are one sentence long, which don't take much thought or much time.

so :wakeup


80% of his posts are usually about the same thing though, like shit like this:

-Stuff about Kori
-NealrapedPeriod
-:rolleyes-this emoticon
-Kobe 5
Duncan 4
-It's my religion
-Tee hee

:lmao

ALVAREZ6
03-23-2011, 10:03 AM
http://bp3.blogger.com/_x8loXjfzrTg/SAaBdItXNNI/AAAAAAAAAHM/hErhGC57WNI/s320/scissors_final_blog.jpg

Giuseppe
03-23-2011, 10:07 AM
I thought the scissors was where they interlaced their legs so their luncheon loaves touched and they could break their respectives nuts.

Kyle Orton
03-23-2011, 10:08 AM
I thought the scissors was where they interlaced their legs so their luncheon loaves touched and they could break their respectives nuts.

It is. The picture he posted is retarded. Scissoring is the same thing as "clam bumping".

ALVAREZ6
03-23-2011, 10:13 AM
I thought the scissors was where they interlaced their legs so their luncheon loaves touched and they could break their respectives nuts.

You're correct...but that was the only non-porn, SpursTalk-friendly picture I could find in the 10 seconds I searched :lol

Fpoonsie
03-23-2011, 12:04 PM
tbh reading Giuseppe's earlier posts made me laugh out loud.

His reasoning behind ending it was even better. Something about how he would catch himself using the accent with Katie-girl mid-conversation.

Priceless.

Giuseppe
03-23-2011, 12:32 PM
Yeah, as I was explaining the Italian accent it to Katie-girl she gave me the:rolleyesright along with an umpteenth admonition to "grow up."

Kyle Orton
03-23-2011, 01:03 PM
I'm not joking/trolling in the slightest when I say this, but Cully is my hero for finding a wife who is OK with him dicking around on a sports message board as much as he does.

hater
03-23-2011, 01:05 PM
I'm not joking/trolling in the slightest when I say this, but Cully is my hero for finding a wife who is OK with him dicking around on a sports message board as much as he does.

I've heard inflatable dolls are pretty leniant in a relationship.

KobeSynco_TimQuattro
03-23-2011, 01:06 PM
I'm not joking/trolling in the slightest when I say this, but Cully is my hero for finding a wife who is OK with him dicking around on a sports message board as much as he does.


I'm pretty sure pulp would marry you if you'd just ask.

Greg Oden
03-23-2011, 01:06 PM
I'm not joking/trolling in the slightest when I say this, but Cully is my hero for finding a wife who is OK with him dicking around on a sports message board as much as he does.

don't give that MF'er leverage to use against his favorite Nugget fan.

Kyle Orton
03-23-2011, 01:08 PM
I'm pretty sure pulp would marry you if you'd just ask.

Sorry but I probably shouldn't take marital advice from some old fuck who calls himself the "basketball guru"

# 1 Troll
03-23-2011, 01:10 PM
should of known i'd find two faggots in this thread(greg oden lol and of course the biggest flaming faggot of all dok)

Kobe_5_Duncan_4
03-23-2011, 01:14 PM
Sorry but I probably shouldn't take marital advice from some old fuck who calls himself the "basketball guru"


Sorry, I was just trying to help. Faggots can get married too now you know.

# 1 Troll
03-23-2011, 01:16 PM
Sorry, I was just trying to help. Faggots can get married too now you know.

dok is almost turning pole smoker no doubt. Must be hard not getting any attention from the women folk. I'd recommend he kill himself instead of turning pole smoker, but what do I know

Greg Oden
03-23-2011, 01:20 PM
hey come chill with me at school one day!

# 1 Troll
03-23-2011, 01:22 PM
hey come chill with me at school one day!

sorry brah, i don't chill with faggots who whack off to greg oden dick pics lolololololololol

redzero
03-23-2011, 01:23 PM
sorry brah, i don't chill with faggots who whack off to greg oden dick pics lolololololololol

How'd you get Blackjack's picture?

# 1 Troll
03-23-2011, 01:31 PM
It's not blackjack moron

# 1 Troll
03-23-2011, 01:31 PM
Leader of the great mav krew tbqh lol bump

redzero
03-23-2011, 01:31 PM
So is Blackjack lying? He said that it was his pic.

Greg Oden
03-23-2011, 01:32 PM
I don't see anyone on the forum with a picture of Greg Oden's schlong in their sig.


lol blackjack as your avatar

LnGrrrR
03-23-2011, 01:34 PM
Why does #1 troll have Blackjacks pic in his avatar? Are they feuding?

Muser
03-23-2011, 01:38 PM
Kinda gay to have some other poster as your avatar.

# 1 Troll
03-23-2011, 01:39 PM
Kinda gay to have some other poster as your avatar.

lolololololol uk. You lose any priviledge to speak to me faggot.

Kyle Orton
03-23-2011, 02:13 PM
at least his "lolololololololololololololololololol" shtick can get annoying when one thinks about how someone can be as stupid as he is. At least in that sense it's accidental trolling.

Muser
03-23-2011, 02:28 PM
tbh anyone who takes a picture in the fucking shower is a faggot anyway

#41 Shoot Em Up
03-23-2011, 02:38 PM
I got your back ashraf

Fpoonsie
03-23-2011, 02:41 PM
I got your back ashraf

Might wanna guard your asshole just in case, Tack...

i MAke GOod POlls
03-23-2011, 02:44 PM
rofl no way that's bump

whoever that is doesn't look like a guy who's very athletic tbh

Veterinarian
03-23-2011, 06:40 PM
I got your back ashraf

My nigga 41 reppin' it for all the bottom bitches in the BDC.

Keep that azz lubricated playa :toast

NRHector
03-23-2011, 07:31 PM
My nigga 41 reppin' it for all the bottom bitches in the BDC.

Keep that azz lubricated playa ready for Luva and Aids :toastfify :wakeup

Booharv
03-23-2011, 07:53 PM
My nigga 41 reppin' it for all the bottom bitches in the BDC.

Keep that azz lubricated playa :toast

:lol

ALVAREZ6
04-04-2011, 06:59 PM
Number of posts in the thread titled "lol": 147


lol, bump.

Giuseppe
04-04-2011, 07:00 PM
I don't understand the derision for a high post count.

What?

ALVAREZ6
04-04-2011, 07:01 PM
Giuseppe, I regret making this thread my friend, I seriously feel for you. I'm sorry if I'm poking fun at a serious issue in your life. Is anyone else interested in starting a fund here at spurstalk for the purpose of hiring some friends and other diversions for this fellow? I'm sure there are people along these lines or other agents available in a city like LA for these services. PM me if anyone is interested.
:depressed

BTW, I haven't changed my stance here. Apparently you don't live in LA, but the essentials remain. I'm willing to help you out bro.

ALVAREZ6
04-04-2011, 07:02 PM
I don't understand the derision for a high post count.

What?

Vbookie cash: $2000
:lmao

Giuseppe
04-04-2011, 07:03 PM
I got wiped out in that Mavs/Heat game a few months back. I mistakenly thought it was in Dallas, and it wasn't. I lost like a half million over it. I couldn't sleep for a week.

ALVAREZ6
04-04-2011, 07:04 PM
Position: Pass-First Guard

:lmao :lmao :lmao

ALVAREZ6
04-04-2011, 07:04 PM
Jordan: 6

Kobe: 5


:lmao

Giuseppe
04-04-2011, 07:04 PM
You asshole, you.

ALVAREZ6
04-04-2011, 07:04 PM
^this is what you do all day, everyday^

ALVAREZ6
04-04-2011, 07:05 PM
cool stuff