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Hooks
03-24-2011, 12:22 AM
After single handedly giving up countless number of leads throughout this season/last season/the season before that, he makes it official today by allowing Harrington to absolutely rape him (He scored around 24 of his 27 points vs Bonner). Your team is down by 10 vs. the Spurs? No worries, Bon Bon will take care of that problem.

Easily the worst defender in the NBA, Barea ain't got shit on this guy. P4P, nobody does it like Bonner.

Who disagrees?

BRHornet45
03-24-2011, 12:25 AM
son he is WHITE

it is Pop's fault for allowing him to play as much as he does.

Venti Quattro
03-24-2011, 12:26 AM
Who disagrees?

Luke Walton.

TE
03-24-2011, 12:26 AM
Great thread. Watching Bonner attempt to play defense is like watching a retard engage in sexual intercourse.

Mavillionaire
03-24-2011, 12:26 AM
Pop




:lmao :lmao


Laughing stock of the league.

Fpoonsie
03-24-2011, 12:27 AM
Yes, he was fucking terrible, but nothing was as bad as seeing that limp-dicked Argie bastard flail back like the bitch he is off of the weakest push-off I've ever seen to give his man an open 15-footer to put the Nuggz up 2.

lil'mo
03-24-2011, 12:28 AM
Harrington (He scored around 24 of his 27 points vs Bonner). Who disagrees?

i disagree

Hooks
03-24-2011, 12:32 AM
Luke Walton.





I don't watch LA very much but I'll have to disagree. I mean we're talking about a guy that lets EVERYBODY score on him, from posts to guards, dude doesn't discriminate. He usually has around 10 good defensive games out of the 82 games in a season. Other teams will go after this guy like he's got a target on his back, it's pretty crazy.

VBM
03-24-2011, 12:33 AM
http://www.emptythebench.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/stevenashlaysdown.jpg

SenorSpur
03-24-2011, 12:39 AM
In no way does Bonner justify the continuous faith that Pop keeps entrusting in him. Bonner sucks ass. No matter how many points he may score, he's gives up just as many. The closer the playoffs get, the more of a mental midget he becomes.

I would've rather Pop had put Novak in for the final play than Bonner. I highly doubt the Bonner has ever hit a clutch shot in his life. As long as he continues to get big minutes, the Spurs will be at a disadvantage.

ohmwrecker
03-24-2011, 12:43 AM
http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn200/nbacardDOTnet/zz%20NBA%20Photo%20Gallery/z%20Funny%20NBA%20Photos/-fisherbonner_funny.jpg

ElNono
03-24-2011, 12:45 AM
I highly doubt the Bonner has ever hit a clutch shot in his life.

He probably did... against Minnesota or some other shit team like that...

VBM
03-24-2011, 12:46 AM
He probably did... against Minnesota or some other shit team like that...

In the preseason

DJ Mbenga
03-24-2011, 01:07 AM
http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slides/photos/000/510/734/BonnersWife_display_image.jpg?1290027683

BRHornet45
03-24-2011, 01:10 AM
http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slides/photos/000/510/734/BonnersWife_display_image.jpg?1290027683

son I bet she has a black lover on the side

Sean Cagney
03-24-2011, 02:14 AM
son I bet she has a black lover on the side

Knowing parker he is hitting that there to say the least on the side.

badfish22
03-24-2011, 02:16 AM
Yes, he was fucking terrible, but nothing was as bad as seeing that limp-dicked Argie bastard flail back like the bitch he is off of the weakest push-off I've ever seen to give his man an open 15-footer to put the Nuggz up 2.

crofl

TimDunkem
03-24-2011, 07:04 AM
Yes, he was fucking terrible, but nothing was as bad as seeing that limp-dicked Argie bastard flail back like the bitch he is off of the weakest push-off I've ever seen to give his man an open 15-footer to put the Nuggz up 2.
rofl Felton, I believe, made the same exact play a possession or two before that one. The saddest part is Manu didn't even see it coming. :lol

Same play, same drive into the paint by Chandler, same move, and you STILL fall for it. :bang

Hooks
03-27-2011, 07:46 PM
Bonner is on a mothafuckin roll right now, getting butt raped by Arthur/Randolph/Gasol today and Wallace/the rest of the Trail Blazers yesterday, all while Tiago Splitter is rotting on the bench. Like I said, no other player can compare to the 1 and only Matt Bonner.

Fpoonsie
03-27-2011, 07:48 PM
The best part was when he got AMPED after finally hitting a 3 ball and then proceeded to get repeatedly bent over on the opposite end each and EVERY time to close the game.

Hooks
03-27-2011, 07:50 PM
The best part was when he got AMPED after finally hitting a 3 ball and then proceeded to get repeatedly bent over on the opposite end each and EVERY time to close the game.



lol, even on the glass he was getting wrecked by Arthur, shit was disgusting the way he was boarding on Bonner.

koriwhat
03-27-2011, 07:59 PM
bonner fuckin' blows outside of the occasional 3. what did he get tonight, one 3 pointer and missed a handful of others as well as turnovers and missed layups? lame.

Fpoonsie
03-27-2011, 08:00 PM
Personally, I liked when the GFSN (gangly fucking sand ######) came in for a stretch and began to shame Matty like he was a woman that had just spoken out of turn.

Hooks
03-31-2011, 09:33 PM
Bonner is on fucking fire! The man is unstoppable, game after game after game after game the guy is just consistent with his play.

Spurs within 2? No worries! Give the ball to Bonner and he'll extend that lead for the Celtics no prob. Bricking wide open 3's and jump shots WHILE getting scored on, this man is a beast.

4>0rings
03-31-2011, 09:37 PM
it is Pop's fault for allowing him to play as much as he does.
I've been trying to get thsi point across for forever. It's not his ginger ass fault for playing, it's pizza face Pop.

Hooks
03-31-2011, 09:42 PM
I've been trying to get thsi point across for forever. It's not his ginger ass fault for playing, it's pizza face Pop.


It's Bonner's fault for not improving! The man is 6'10, 240lbs, has access to NBA workout facilities yet for whatever reason can't increase his lateral/foot speed with a few simple workouts! He needs to do some damn plyometrics and other shit like that.

DMC
03-31-2011, 11:37 PM
http://ts2.mm.bing.net/images/thumbnail.aspx?q=544344642765&id=e11c24ca1c2a2d6d01e8bb9106a5bb54&url=http%3a%2f%2fmajikthise.typepad.com%2fphotos%2 funcategorized%2fhalosuit.jpg
This guy moves better than Matt Bonner.

WeNeedLength
04-01-2011, 12:15 AM
I'd rather have bullets travel trough both of my kneecaps then have to watch Bonner play basketball. Splitter should fuckin' quit and go to a team that he can actually get time with because he deserves it. Pop you piece of shit....