__NBA Books with only one page__

[baseline bum]

A GM's Guide to The NBA Draft - Bob Bass & Gregg Popovich

[sickdsm]

How to Politely Disagree by SequSpur and ChumpDumper

[ChumpDumper]

Fuck You and Sequ Too by ChumpDumper

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

How To Win The Big Game - Mack Brown

[sickdsm]

How to Take a Motherfucking Joke by Chumpdumper

[ChumpDumper]

Growing a Thicker Skin by sickdsm

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Winning Arguments by Whottt

[sickdsm]

Making Sense While Politely Disagreeing The sequel to How to Politely Disagree

By Chumpdumper

[ChumpDumper]

How to Take a Motherfucking Joke When I Just Made the Same Motherfucking Joke by sickdsm

I Got the Joke by SequSpur

[sickdsm]

How to persuade people that your personality glitch is really humor CD

[tw05baller]

How to open a water bottle Mike D'Antoni

[tw05baller]

Choking your Coach for dummies by latrell sprewell

[ObiwanGinobili]

"How to Feed a Family on mere Millions" - by Latrell Sprewell

[ChumpDumper]

Letting Go -- My Journey into a Grudgeless Tomorrow by sickie

[ObiwanGinobili]

"Your Guide to a Lasting Honest Relatonship" - by Stephon Jackson

[ObiwanGinobili]

"Retiring at the Top" - BY Micheal Jordan

[ObiwanGinobili]

"Make 3x's your Salery in Endorsements in 3 Easy Steps" - by Tim Duncan

[mouse]

101 different ways to be Macho and Mean By: David Robinson

[Looter]

Real Spurs fans phone Numbers: SBC

[The Artest Factor]

"My One-Dimensional Game" by Tony Parker

[50 cent]

"My One-Dimensional Game" by Tony Parker
So, you're saying that Parker has many dimensions to his game. That would be the most insightful thing you have posted on this forum.

[NashtoAmare]

How to let the MVP of the NBA take a last second three pointer to tie the game!By:Jason Terry with a little help from Steve Nash.

[mavsfan1000]

How to play defense by the Suns

[whottt]

coherent the 94 explorer I graduated bob bass, - Ducks

[TDMVPDPOY]

How to Stat Pad a Scoresheet - KG

[freemeat]

How to get a Shot Off in .4 Seconds: (You know, the guy that looks like a giant penis)

[ObiwanGinobili]

"Sharing the Spotlight" -by Kobe Bryant circa 2004

[ObiwanGinobili]

"Throwing a Succesful Draft Watching Party at Home" - by the Clippers

[ObiwanGinobili]

"Dealing with Overwhelming Popularity" - by the Toronto Raptors

[TDMVPDPOY]

A guide to bad ethics - carlos boozer

being richer at ur former employees expense - mark cuban with special appearance from finley

Tattoos that make you look tough - kenyon martin

Lookin good at 400pounds - shaq

[RobinsontoDuncan]

for the boozer one it should be a guide to good ethics

[mouse]

The proper care of midgets: Charles Barkley

[ObiwanGinobili]

" Fast Track to Mr. Universe " - by Popeye Jones

[AI-square]

Playing Clean Basketball - Danny Fortson
Mastering the Jump Shot - Dennis Rodman
Taking the Right Shots - Antoine Walker & Jason Williams
Ball Handling - Nazr Mohammed
The Complete Idiots' Guide to Being Happy - Chris Webber
Fitting In - Jim O'Brien

[ObiwanGinobili]

"Laying Down the Law : a guide to being a man in your own house" - by Doug Christie

[Trainwreck2100]

Which Spur should be left open at the end of the game--Rasheed Wallace

[2pac]

How to make intelligent and funny poster personalities

by Mouse

[Money316]

"Things I Love about Dallas" by Michael Finley

:fro :fro :fro

[TOP-CHERRY]

"Why I Love San Antonio" by Mark Cuban

[Money316]

"Earning the Repect of Others" by Mark Cuban

:fro :fro :fro

[TOP-CHERRY]

"How to Act like an Owner and Not Like a Frat Boy in Mavs Games" by Mark Cuban

[Money316]

"Everything I Know about The Greatest Game ever Invented" by Mark Cuban

:fro :fro :fro

[TOP-CHERRY]

"How Not to Make the AAC a Circus" by Mark Cuban

[Money316]

"Why Top-Cherry and the Rest of San Antonio Loves Me" by Mark Cuban

:fro :fro :fro

[TOP-CHERRY]

:lol

I thought we were having a Cuban bashing marathon here!

[Money316]

"50 Million Reasons to Love Mark Cuban" by Michael Finley

:fro :fro :fro

[mouse]

Going out with a BANG! : Jay Howard

[Deadbeat Dad]

Life as an NBA Champion : Karl Malone

[MI21]

Acting Black - Karl Malone

101 Practice Tips - Allen Iverson

Dressing Well - Gregg Popovich with foreword from Tim Duncan

The Difference between Yes and No - Kobe Bryant

The Essential Guide to Running a successful Franchise - Isiah Thomas

[carina_gino20]

Guide to Stylish Dressing - Mark Cuban (foreword by Tim Duncan)

Filling up Boring Summer Moments - co-authored by Manu Ginobili and Tim Duncan

Survival guide to an 82-game season - Robert Horry

[Suns Fan]

Rack the last two posters ^ :lmao

[Looter]

How to dress formal:Tim Duncan

[ObiwanGinobili]

"Living On The Straight and Narrow" - Kobe Bryant
"The Fundamentals Of Defense" - Phoenix Suns
"More Than A Flash In The Pan" - Denver Nuggets

[1Parker1]

Lending an Assist-- Steve Nash
How to Assist in Losing Game 5 of the NBA Finals-- Rasheed Wallace
How to Assist Yourself-- Kobe Bryant

[GO SPurs Go]

what did shaun Kemp do that realtes with sex??

[GO SPurs Go]

"How to imitate a chicken" by Mike "Hitler" D'Antoni

[NuGGeTs-FaN]

How to play entertaining basketball - San Antonio Spurs

:smokin sorry couldnt resist..........even though i know it will open up a can of worms

[SpursWoman]

Thank you for whoever found the original thread....I looked for this damn thing all morning.

I knew mouse started it...but I had no idea which s/n he used..... :lol

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

101 Foot Care Tips - Yao Ming

[PWNED 2006]

How to stop getting owned by the spurs - by the phoenix sons

[Derek Fisher V0.4]

it aint over till its over - Derek fisher

[NuGGeTs-FaN]

how we win without kobe - LA Lakers

[Chris Childs]

Clutchless - Lebron James

[Chris Childs]

Excuse 101 - by Miami Heat fans

[Chris Childs]

How to become Mr. Poster-man -by Alonzo Mourning

[SpursWoman]

what did shaun Kemp do that realtes with sex??

He has like 12,000 illegitimate children or some such.... :wow :wow :lol
























(exaggerating, btw :fro )

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Privacy In A Public World - Eva Longoria

[Chris Childs]

The art of choking - by Sacramento Kings
illustrated by former fab 5, Chris Webber

[ShoogarBear]

The art of choking - by Sacramento Kings
illustrated by former fab 5, Chris Webber
That would be a hell of a lot longer than one page.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

When The Ball Lies . . . - Rasheed Wallace

[jochhejaam]

How bench pressing 400 lbs can improve your free throw shooting -Ben Wallace-

How to bulk up in only 30 days -Tayshaun Prince-

[Marklar MM]

Proper Flopping Techniques by Manu Ginobli and Vlade Divac

(I am sure that is in here somewhere)

[Marklar MM]

The Art of the Pass - Kobe Bryant
The Last Shot - Lebron James
Salary 101 - Isiah Thomas
How to Win the Title - Miami Heat
Heat Will Win the Title:Heres Why - ESPN

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Proper Flopping Techniques by Manu Ginobli and Vlade Divac

(I am sure that is in here somewhere)

PG 1




:lol

[Marklar MM]

PG 1




:lol

Darn...plagiarism

[jochhejaam]

Successful Playoff Coaching For Dummies -Flip Saunders-

Selecting High Draft Picks (Insider Secrets) -Joe Dumars-

[Smackie Chan]

how to keep a straight face when doing a layup: Steve Nash

[Smackie Chan]

Proper Flopping Techniques by Manu Ginobli and Vlade Divac

(I am sure that is in here somewhere)

^ RACK! who has time to see if anyone has said it already? :lmao




How to bang a MILF: Tony Parker

[LilMissSPURfect]

How to stop getting owned by the spurs - by the phoenix sons


sorry i think it will take more than 1 page.....

[Hooters Girl]

sorry i think it will take more than 1 page.....

^ :lol


How I won the 1999 NBA Dunk contest : kieth van Horn

[polandprzem]

How to be the best point guard in the leauge - Stephon


but I think it will take him more then 1 page

[Marklar MM]

Who's Down With O.P.P. by Kobe Bryant

[Chris Childs]

It was all a Dream! - Larry Brown

[Marklar MM]

The Best Point Guard Ever by Stephon Marbury; aside by Steve Francis.

[jochhejaam]

My Private Hell -David Robinson-

Armed and Dangerous -Shawn Bradley-

The Virtues of Higher Education -Ron Artest-

[SoCalSpursFan]

Almost! by Karl Malone and Gary Payton

[conqueso]

Neither Larry Brown Nor The Referees Are To Blame For the Pistons Loss In Game Seven Of The 2005 NBA Finals

by

All The Pistons Fans On Spurstalk.com

and


Condom Sense

by

Ervin "Magic" Johnson

and


Facets Of My Life That Have Nothing To Do With Basketball: I'm More Than Just A One Trick Pony!

by

Michael Jordan

and


English Grammar Made Easy!

by

Ducks

and


Lessons In Faith And Loyalty

by

Sequ Spur, Walton Buys Me Off, TPark, et al.

[conqueso]

How to play entertaining basketball - San Antonio Spurs

:smokin sorry couldnt resist..........even though i know it will open up a can of worms


How To Win The NBA Championship!

by

The Denver Nuggets

and


How NOT To Win The NBA Championship!

by

The San Antonio Spurs

:smokin

[kalikot_boy_kr]

....boring :rollin :rollin :rollin is very exiting! :eyebrows :eyebrows

[aaronstampler]

The Art of The Jumpshot by Fabricio Oberto

Box Out! How to rebound in the NBA by Rasho Nesterovic

Defense the D'Antoni Way

How to Guard Manu Ginobili by Tayshaun Prince

Humility and Dignity, My Keys to Success by Kenyon Martin

I Still Don't See Anything Special About The Kid by Rasheed Wallace

My Word Is My Bond by Larry Brown

I Can Prove I'm Not Retarded by Isiah Thomas

They Call Me Mr. June by Dirk Nowitzki

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

How To Effectively Break The Press - Beno Udrih

[Chris Childs]

Why the 1999 season was counted as a full season and why did the championship count - by spurs fans

[Chris Childs]

Tips on "TRAVELING" - Manu Ginobili

[Chris Childs]

Spurs are exciting - by delusional spurs fans

[z0sa]

you know its supposed to be the opposite right?

[Chris Childs]

you know its supposed to be the opposite right?

isnt exciting the opposite of boring? Thought so

[carina_gino20]

Guide to Photoshop - Steve Nash with comments from Rasheed Wallace,Dirk Nowitski and Tim Duncan

[Marklar MM]

NBA Dress Code 101 by Rasheed Wallace
Thats Not Retarded by Tim Duncan

[Spurologist]

We talkin' bout practice by Allen Iverson
Becoming a pass first point guard by Kobe Bryant

[ShoogarBear]

Living People Who Remember the Knicks' Last Championship - by the New York Times beat writer

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

How To Shoot Over 40% In The Playoffs - Chris Childs

[Spurologist]

Staying in shape and avoiding suspensions in the NBA by Chris Childs

[Hooters Girl]

Why the 1999 season was counted as a full season and why did the championship count - by spurs fans
^ :lmao


Valentines Day cards giving to Bob Hill from coach Pop

[ca®lo]

Loyalty = Carlos Boozer

[mouse]

List of names of everyone at the airport to welcome home the Spurs after tonights game :lmao

[Purple Rain]

How to be a Gentlelman on the court: Bruce Bowen

[TDMVPDPOY]

the excorsists of a fag - ray
Fools guide of being rich at another persons expense - finley
extend ur vertical leap for big men - orbs
telepathically coachin without communication - phil
learnin serb without barriers - pop

[Corn Chip]

Street Creds made easy : Kieth Van Horn

[SenorSpur]

The kid is not my son

- Shawn Kemp

How to win friends, influence people and make your teammates better

- Latrell Sprewell
- Stephon Marbury
- Karl Malone
- Kobe Bryant

Who's crotch is this anyway?

- Shawn Bradley
contributing photo from Tracy McGrady

The loser within

- Magic Johnson and Larry Bird

The winner within

- Benoit Benjamin, Michael Olawakandi, Karl Malone, Charles Barkley

UTR. How to use your 15 minutes of fleeting fame

- Michael Jordan

My Napoleanic Complex

- Manute Bol

[dragonfly]

"Understanding a team game" by Kobe

[Duncanoypi]

Best friends forever - By Shaquille Oneal and Kobe Bryant

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

The Fundamentals of Defense by Sasha Vujacic

[nil.ball]

"An Amazing Playoffs Run" by Tracy McGrady

[Texas_Ranger]

''I can't feed my family ''

by Latrell Sprewell

[lefty]

http://www.wcbias.com/uploaded_images/wherewannafighthappens-750962.jpg

[Duncanoypi]

"How to hold 24-point lead in the finals" - 2008 Lakers

[lefty]

"How to hold 24-point lead in the finals" - 2008 Lakers

How to hold a 20-point playoff lead in the WCF.

2008 Spurs

[tp2021]

Hard Work and Dedication
by Beno Udrih

Front Office Management
by Isiah Thomas

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

Overcoming Adversity
by the Phoenix Suns

[lefty]

Go go go !!!!!!

Mike d'Antoni

[xtremesteven33]

Go go go !!!!!!

Mike d'Antoni


that would actually be about 150 pages long

[lefty]

that would actually be about 150 pages long

:lol

[hater]

Improve your intellegence
Ron Artest

Secrets to Pain Tolerance
Dwayne Wade

[to21]

How to throw down a dunk - Fab Oberto

[xtremesteven33]

How to throw down a dunk - Fab Oberto


:lol

[xtremesteven33]

How to resist competition

Manu Ginobili

[tp2021]

Step-by-Step guide to Dunking on Shawn Bradley

[hater]

Howto Stand up for Yourself
Kevin Garnett

Fair Play
Jerry Buss with special introduction by Jerry West

[to21]

Why the 1999 season was counted as a full season and why did the championship count - by spurs fansThe many reasons we would have not taken the Thropy if we had won the 99' Finals - The Knicks

[spurman20]

" This is my year !" by Steph Marbury

[ChumpDumper]

The Agent's Handbook

[spurman20]

Things to do while riding the pine -- by Matt Bonner

[tp2021]

Craig Sager's Guide to Style

Conservative Living in the Bedroom by Marv Albert

[Jlowd21]

Drafting American
-The Spurs

[QuietDynasty]

How to go from career loser to champions by Kevin Garnett, Ray Allen , Paul Pierce

[mistwiya]

How to throw an inbound pass - Lamar Odom

How to shoot a game winning buzzer beater - Lebron James

How Shaq's ass tastes - Kobe Bryant

How to NOT choke in the NBA Playoffs - Dirk Nowitzki

[peacemaker885]

Let It All Out - Tim Duncan

[peacemaker885]

Proper way to flick the bird (and not get accused of being a gangsta) - Paul Peirce

[lefty]

" This is my year !" by Steph Marbury

:lol

[Tully365]

"Posting up, going back door, and scoring in Colorado", a haiku by Kobe Bryant

Summer time, my knee
feels stiff-- maybe I'll order
me some room service.

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

"Playing At 'Half-Speed'" -- Manu Ginobili

[Tully365]

"An inquiry to decide upon the best mode of transportation to use while traveling between Mansion and Yacht, or vice-versa", by Latrell Sprewell

[WildcardManu]

GM's guide to trading players with your best butt buddy by: Danny Ainge, Kevin Mchale.

[Tully365]

Book with a thousand pages: "French Lick", by Larry Bird, foreword by Eva Longoria

[lefty]

" Tales from the Crypt "

By Hubie Brown

[Tully365]

"An Honest Mistake", by a 75 year old Boston sportswriter, detailing the events that led to his infamous vote for Tyrone Lue as the 2006 MVP of the WNBA.

"An Honest Mistake", co-written by Sheryl Swoopes, Sue Wicks, Rosie O'Donell, and Martina Navratilova, detailing a similar brief moment in all of their lives when they thought they were in love with Tyrone Lue.

"An Honest Mistake", written by the front office of the Atlanta Hawks, detailing the events that led to the signing of Tyrone Lue.

"An Honest Mistake", written by a British Tourist, explaining why he urinated on Tyrone Lue.

[rj215]

-Kobe Bryant's Guide to Being a Great Teammate

-The Shaq Diet Plan

-The Phoenix Suns - Guts and Glory

-Mark Cuban - How to Be Humble Like Me

-David West -How to Talk Shit and Back It Up

-Honesty by Clay Bennett

-Winning with Class by the Boston Celtics

-I Miss Mark by Don Nelson

[spurspf]

How to Inform and not Offend by Stephen A. Smith

[bdictjames]

" Tales from the Crypt "

By Hubie Brown

:rollin

[TheAffricanFan]

"Iron Legs"
by Chris Webber

[jacobdrj]

I took part in this thread on the Kings web site a couple of years ago. You might be able to tell, some of these are a bit dated.

Here were some of my responses.

“My Action Packed Life and Completely Booked Summer Schedule” – Jacobdrj

“I’m The Man: A foreign superstar’s guide to taking charge of his franchise” – Peja Stojakovic, Vlade Divac, Pau Gasol, Dirk Nowitzki, Tony Parker, Manu Ginobili, and Yao Ming

“100%: How to avoid asterisks on your championships” – San Antonio Spurs

“Pop Culture in the 21st Century” - Kevin Willis

“Eve’s Apple: Giving into temptation” – AC Green

“Original Catchphrases” – Philadelphia 76ers announcer

“Season Ticket Holders List” – Co written by Rod Thorn - Nets GM, Allan Bristow - Hornets GM, Billy Knight – Hawks GM

“Great Fan Bases” - Co written by Rod Thorn - Nets GM, Allan Bristow - Hornets GM, Billy Knight – Hawks GM

“Not Alienating Your Huge Existing Fan Base & Superstar Players” – Owner NJ Nets

“Fortitude: A guide to building a championship caliber team from scratch” – Phil Jackson

“Offensive Philosophy Series: Volume 1: The Princeton Offence” – Rick Carlisle

“A 7 Footer’s Guide to Play the 5 in the NBA” - Dirk Nowitzki

“Symposium of Defense” – Doug Moe

“The Doldrums: A Story of how hard work and perseverance never pays off” – Horace Jenkins

“Pre-Algebra” – Doug Collins (PM me if you don’t get it)

“All About My Olympic Gold Medal” – Doug Collins and the rest of the 1972 Olympic Basketball Team

“Good Losers: Showing class in defeat” – 1991 Detroit Pistons

“Why I Love Foreign Basketball Players” – Dick Vitale

“Diversity: The Best Way to Play Foreign Players” – Larry Brown

“Scouting Talent” – Larry Brown

“The Art of Time Management” – Larry Brown, Prologues by Rick Adleman, Don Nelson, and Lenny Wilkins.
“Offensive Philosophy Series: Volume 2: The Triangle Offence” – Larry Brown

“How to Properly Treat Your Players in the Media” – Phil Jackson, edited by Larry Brown

“What a Loosing Season Feels Like: Through the eyes of an NBA coach” – Rick Carlisle

“NBA Tactics” – Larry Brown

“NBA Strategy” – Don Nelson

“Warm & Fuzzy” – Rick “Jim Carrey” Carlisle

“Loosing Self Controll” – Rick Carlisle

“How to Get and Keep an NBA Head Coaching Job” – Gar Heard

“Overcoming Insomnia: Looking and feeling great” – Jeff Van Gundy

“Why Almost Everyone Hates Me” – David Robinson

“Tactless: A rebuttle to Larry Brown’s Book “Tact”” - Greg Popovic

“Keepin' It Real” – David Stern

“Democracy, Division of Powers & Antitrust Laws” – David “The Vote Was Unanimous; 1 to Nothing” Stern

And the sequel:

“How to Make some of the Best 1 Liners When I Ain’t Ticked Off” – David Stern with the alternate tite “Sounding Cool While Being Cool”

“How to Make a Bad Situation Work to Your Favor” - Kevin McHale

“Following the Rules: An NBA executive’s guide to the NBA draft rules” - Kevin McHale, prologue by George Karl

“Being Human: Volume 1: Acting the Part” – Ruben Patterson, prologue by Latrell Spreewell and Jason Kidd

“Being Human: Volume 2: Looking the Part” – Sam Cassel, Popeye Jones, Tayshaun Prince and Reggie Miller

[Extra Stout]

My Draft Successes in the Last Seven Years by R.C. Buford

Acquiring Players Under 30 by R.C. Buford

Things I Can Do Without Sam Presti's Help by R.C. Buford

Basketball Defensive Fundamentals by Mike D'Antoni

How to Beat the Spurs by Steve Nash

Getting Fair Value for Your Trade by Chris Wallace

Displaying Humility in Leadership by David Stern

My Efforts to Keep the Sonics in Seattle by Clay Bennett

Why I Love Cleveland by LeBron James

Upper Body Strength Training by Tayshaun Prince

[Marcus Bryant]

Patience and Understanding - Spurs Fans

[lefty]

" WTF "

Spurs fans

[Blackjack]

I took part in this thread on the Kings web site a couple of years ago. You might be able to tell, some of these are a bit dated.

Here were some of my responses.

“My Action Packed Life and Completely Booked Summer Schedule” – Jacobdrj

“I’m The Man: A foreign superstar’s guide to taking charge of his franchise” – Peja Stojakovic, Vlade Divac, Pau Gasol, Dirk Nowitzki, Tony Parker, Manu Ginobili, and Yao Ming

“100%: How to avoid asterisks on your championships” – San Antonio Spurs

“Pop Culture in the 21st Century” - Kevin Willis

“Eve’s Apple: Giving into temptation” – AC Green

“Original Catchphrases” – Philadelphia 76ers announcer

“Season Ticket Holders List” – Co written by Rod Thorn - Nets GM, Allan Bristow - Hornets GM, Billy Knight – Hawks GM

“Great Fan Bases” - Co written by Rod Thorn - Nets GM, Allan Bristow - Hornets GM, Billy Knight – Hawks GM

“Not Alienating Your Huge Existing Fan Base & Superstar Players” – Owner NJ Nets

“Fortitude: A guide to building a championship caliber team from scratch” – Phil Jackson

“Offensive Philosophy Series: Volume 1: The Princeton Offence” – Rick Carlisle

“A 7 Footer’s Guide to Play the 5 in the NBA” - Dirk Nowitzki

“Symposium of Defense” – Doug Moe

“The Doldrums: A Story of how hard work and perseverance never pays off” – Horace Jenkins

“Pre-Algebra” – Doug Collins (PM me if you don’t get it)

“All About My Olympic Gold Medal” – Doug Collins and the rest of the 1972 Olympic Basketball Team

“Good Losers: Showing class in defeat” – 1991 Detroit Pistons

“Why I Love Foreign Basketball Players” – Dick Vitale

“Diversity: The Best Way to Play Foreign Players” – Larry Brown

“Scouting Talent” – Larry Brown

“The Art of Time Management” – Larry Brown, Prologues by Rick Adleman, Don Nelson, and Lenny Wilkins.
“Offensive Philosophy Series: Volume 2: The Triangle Offence” – Larry Brown

“How to Properly Treat Your Players in the Media” – Phil Jackson, edited by Larry Brown

“What a Loosing Season Feels Like: Through the eyes of an NBA coach” – Rick Carlisle

“NBA Tactics” – Larry Brown

“NBA Strategy” – Don Nelson

“Warm & Fuzzy” – Rick “Jim Carrey” Carlisle

“Loosing Self Controll” – Rick Carlisle

“How to Get and Keep an NBA Head Coaching Job” – Gar Heard

“Overcoming Insomnia: Looking and feeling great” – Jeff Van Gundy

“Why Almost Everyone Hates Me” – David Robinson

“Tactless: A rebuttle to Larry Brown’s Book “Tact”” - Greg Popovic

“Keepin' It Real” – David Stern

“Democracy, Division of Powers & Antitrust Laws” – David “The Vote Was Unanimous; 1 to Nothing” Stern

And the sequel:

“How to Make some of the Best 1 Liners When I Ain’t Ticked Off” – David Stern with the alternate tite “Sounding Cool While Being Cool”

“How to Make a Bad Situation Work to Your Favor” - Kevin McHale

“Following the Rules: An NBA executive’s guide to the NBA draft rules” - Kevin McHale, prologue by George Karl

“Being Human: Volume 1: Acting the Part” – Ruben Patterson, prologue by Latrell Spreewell and Jason Kidd

“Being Human: Volume 2: Looking the Part” – Sam Cassel, Popeye Jones, Tayshaun Prince and Reggie Miller

"Proper use of the word, lose/losing" - jacobdrj :lmao

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

My Time in the NBA
by Vasileo Spanoulis

[Ronaldo McDonald]

Resolve by Ron Artest

[Ronaldo McDonald]

Avoiding a Riot by Ron Artest

[Ronaldo McDonald]

How Effectively Stop Hair Loss by Manu Ginobili (Intro by Danny Ferry)

[jacobdrj]

"Proper use of the word, lose/losing" - jacobdrj :lmao

Short book. Got to conserve letters.

Cut me some slack, it was 2 years ago, and I rattled out about a hundred of these in the course of 3 days.
:king

[spursfan09]

How Effectively Stop Hair Loss by Manu Ginobili (Intro by Danny Ferry)

:lol you're funny

[mouse]

I took part in this thread on the Kings web site a couple of years ago. You might be able to tell, some of these are a bit dated.

Here were some of my responses.

“My Action Packed Life and Completely Booked Summer Schedule” – Jacobdrj

“I’m The Man: A foreign superstar’s guide to taking charge of his franchise” – Peja Stojakovic, Vlade Divac, Pau Gasol, Dirk Nowitzki, Tony Parker, Manu Ginobili, and Yao Ming

“100%: How to avoid asterisks on your championships” – San Antonio Spurs

“Pop Culture in the 21st Century” - Kevin Willis

“Eve’s Apple: Giving into temptation” – AC Green

“Original Catchphrases” – Philadelphia 76ers announcer

“Season Ticket Holders List” – Co written by Rod Thorn - Nets GM, Allan Bristow - Hornets GM, Billy Knight – Hawks GM

“Great Fan Bases” - Co written by Rod Thorn - Nets GM, Allan Bristow - Hornets GM, Billy Knight – Hawks GM

“Not Alienating Your Huge Existing Fan Base & Superstar Players” – Owner NJ Nets

“Fortitude: A guide to building a championship caliber team from scratch” – Phil Jackson

“Offensive Philosophy Series: Volume 1: The Princeton Offence” – Rick Carlisle

“A 7 Footer’s Guide to Play the 5 in the NBA” - Dirk Nowitzki

“Symposium of Defense” – Doug Moe

“The Doldrums: A Story of how hard work and perseverance never pays off” – Horace Jenkins

“Pre-Algebra” – Doug Collins (PM me if you don’t get it)

“All About My Olympic Gold Medal” – Doug Collins and the rest of the 1972 Olympic Basketball Team

“Good Losers: Showing class in defeat” – 1991 Detroit Pistons

“Why I Love Foreign Basketball Players” – Dick Vitale

“Diversity: The Best Way to Play Foreign Players” – Larry Brown

“Scouting Talent” – Larry Brown

“The Art of Time Management” – Larry Brown, Prologues by Rick Adleman, Don Nelson, and Lenny Wilkins.
“Offensive Philosophy Series: Volume 2: The Triangle Offence” – Larry Brown

“How to Properly Treat Your Players in the Media” – Phil Jackson, edited by Larry Brown

“What a Loosing Season Feels Like: Through the eyes of an NBA coach” – Rick Carlisle

“NBA Tactics” – Larry Brown

“NBA Strategy” – Don Nelson

“Warm & Fuzzy” – Rick “Jim Carrey” Carlisle

“Loosing Self Controll” – Rick Carlisle

“How to Get and Keep an NBA Head Coaching Job” – Gar Heard

“Overcoming Insomnia: Looking and feeling great” – Jeff Van Gundy

“Why Almost Everyone Hates Me” – David Robinson

“Tactless: A rebuttle to Larry Brown’s Book “Tact”” - Greg Popovic

“Keepin' It Real” – David Stern

“Democracy, Division of Powers & Antitrust Laws” – David “The Vote Was Unanimous; 1 to Nothing” Stern

And the sequel:

“How to Make some of the Best 1 Liners When I Ain’t Ticked Off” – David Stern with the alternate tite “Sounding Cool While Being Cool”

“How to Make a Bad Situation Work to Your Favor” - Kevin McHale

“Following the Rules: An NBA executive’s guide to the NBA draft rules” - Kevin McHale, prologue by George Karl

“Being Human: Volume 1: Acting the Part” – Ruben Patterson, prologue by Latrell Spreewell and Jason Kidd

“Being Human: Volume 2: Looking the Part” – Sam Cassel, Popeye Jones, Tayshaun Prince and Reggie Miller



How to shave 39 posts off your post total by posting all 39 posts at once.
By:jacobdrj :smokin

[Spurtacus]

edit my mistake :downspin:

[mouse]

How to make a Spam free website by: SpursReport!

[Spurtacus]

Beatin' My Ho's by Jason Kidd

[Banjo Boy]

How to keep your bald spot a secret By: Manu Ginobili

[Banjo Boy]

Beatin' My Ho's by Jason Kidd


:lol

[lefty]

" How to flop without looking stupid "

Chris Paul

[Spurtacus]

Beatin' My Ho's by Jason Kidd

I just realized this has to be opposite, so...


How To Treat Yo Woman Wit Respect by Jason Kidd

[MaNu4Tres]

Dennis Rodman My Long Lost Love by Jack Haley

[lefty]

" How to battle through the first 3 quarters of a game "

Kevin Garnett

" Dealing with handicaped people "

Pat Riley

[Spurtacus]

The Making of a Franchise by Steve Francis

[JamStone]

"Losing Gracefully" by Isiah Thomas
"Drafting Spectacular: All the Right Moves" by Elgin Baylor
"If My Players Were Black, They'd Be All Stars" by Larry Bird
"The Macho Way to Rollerskate in a Tight Spaghetti Strap Tank Top" by Baron Davis
"I'm Really Not Better Than This" by Mark Jackson
"Success After the NBA" by Dennis Rodman
"How to Play Strong" by Kevin Durant
"Inexpensive Ways to Prove Your Love" by Kobe Bryant
"Pimp Dem Tricks, Fuck Dem Hoes" by Doug Christie
"I Can't Fall, Won't Fall Down" by Dwyane Wade
"Deadly Fighting Techniques" by Carmelo Anthony

[lefty]

"Losing Gracefully" by Isiah Thomas
"Drafting Spectacular: All the Right Moves" by Elgin Baylor
"If My Players Were Black, They'd Be All Stars" by Larry Bird
"The Macho Way to Rollerskate in a Tight Spaghetti Strap Tank Top" by Baron Davis
"I'm Really Not Better Than This" by Mark Jackson
"Success After the NBA" by Dennis Rodman
"How to Play Strong" by Kevin Durant
"Inexpensive Ways to Prove Your Love" by Kobe Bryant
"Pimp Dem Tricks, Fuck Dem Hoes" by Doug Christie
"I Can't Fall, Won't Fall Down" by Dwyane Wade
"Deadly Fighting Techniques" by Carmelo Anthony

:lmao

[Spurtacus]

How to win the Slam Dunk Contest by Chris 'Birdman' Anderson


JamStone-that was good man, lol.

[Samr]

Chicken Soup for the Peaceful Lovers by Mr. and Mrs. Mike Bibby

Risk Management by Mark Cuban

The Salad Cook Book by Shaq

Kazaam! Part II by Shaq

Accepting Responsibility for Your Actions: your guide to personal freedom by Amare Stoudemire

The Weather Up HERE by Spud Webb

[Juanobili]

Pain by Manu Ginobili

[Blackjack]

"Humility, grace, and intelligence" - Stephen A. Smith

[Strike]

Flopping made easy by: Manu :lmao

Wow, how stupid are you? If Ginobili was such a flopper, wouldn't his book on flopping be more than 1 page?

Epic fail.
http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n62/RainyDay1010/fail.gif

[lefty]

" Beno is still in the NBA, and I'm playing basketball in a shithole " -Paul Shirley


" How to outrebound bigger players " - Dennis Rodman

" How to outrebound Fabricio Oberto" - Jordan Farmar



" Suns will win the 2009 title " - Princess Pimp

"Blazers will dominate" - Tlong

" ... I've got nothing " - Tacker

[Strike]

"Sex after retirement" by Earvin "Magic" Johnson

:lmao

This could win the award for best 1 paged book of all time.!!!

[Juanobili]

How Not To Be A Wuss In Bel Air by Chris Paul

oh wait

[USA Employee]

" How to battle through the first 3 quarters of a game "

Kevin Garnett

" Dealing with handicaped people "

Pat Riley



:lol

[spurman20]

Look 30 run like your 60- by Kurt Thomas

[spurman20]

How to increase your vertical leap- F Oberto

[Ronaldo McDonald]

How to land a punch accurately by Marcus Camby

[JamStone]

"Fiscal Responbility in Pro Sports" by Scottie Pippen
"The Love Guru" by A.C. Green
"Reaching Your Potential" by Darko Milicic
"I Don't Bite... YES!" by Marv Albert
"Formal Wear for the Young Black Athlete" by Allen Iverson
"Why I Don't Hustle for Loose Balls" by Reggie Evans
"A Contemporary Examination of 18th Century Classical Music: Magic Flute That Ho" by DeShawn Stevenson
"Having Sex with Men Does Not Mean You're Gay If You Take Sexy Pictures with a Beautiful Woman" by Richard Jefferson

[mouse]

Look 30 run like your 60- by Kurt Thomas

:tu

[Duncanoypi]

"A win is a win" - Tim Dounaghy

[ShoogarBear]

"Releasing Tension Through Humor", by Joey Crawford.

"Common Sense Decisions", by Stu Jackson.

"Be There on Time", by Champion Air.

"Days of My Youth", by Greg Oden.

"UFOs Don't Exist", by Sam Cassell.

[lefty]

" My big fat Greek meal "

By Shaquille O'Neal

[Duncanoypi]

"50's most beautiful faces" by Sam Cassell

[lefty]

" The Godfather "

By David Stern

" The official 2008 guide for prehistoric hunters "

By Chris Kaman

[WildcardManu]

Acting is Easy by Shaq

[GSH]

"History of Intelligent Suns Fans"

"How to Live on Just $300K Per Year" - Donoghy, Crawford, et al.

[Cherry]

"My life as a Spur" - by Luis Scola

[lefty]

Eating is Easy by Shaq

Fixed it for you

[ShoogarBear]

Building a Winner, by Donald Sterling.

[Obstructed_View]

Taking one for the team, by Elton Brand.

[Tully365]

It's not about the Money, by Corey Maggette

[Obstructed_View]

It's not about the Money, by Corey Maggette

:lol Yeah I was gonna do sick of losin'.

[hater]

NBA Superstars in San Antonio
by Anonymous

[Aggie Hoopsfan]

The low post offense, by Don Nelson.

[AC#21_TD ERA]

No D in D'Antoni. By Steve Kerr.

[JamStone]

"Big Picture Analysis: How to Manage Looking Ahead" by Elgin Baylor

[lefty]

" Confessions of a raper "

Kobe Bryant

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

" The Godfather "

By David Stern

" The official 2008 guide for prehistoric hunters "

By Chris Kaman

You're not familiar with this thread's concept, are you?

[rj215]

" Confessions of a raper "

Kobe Bryant

'Lefty's Understanding of Irony and Sarcasm'

[Blackjack]

" Confessions of a raper "

Kobe Bryant

You do realize you've got this backwards right?

It's books with only one page, for ex.

"First date etiquette" - Kobe Bryant

"Fourth quarter composure" - Kevin Garnett

"How to successfully aquire marquee free-agents under the age of 30" -Spurs

and so on....

Just thought I'd help a brother out. :toast

[Duncanoypi]

"Spurs: I love it!" by Corey Maggette

[Spurtacus]

Free Agency Pleasures by the San Antonio Spurs FO

[DPG21920]

"The art of patience" by: SpursTalk

[Tully365]

"The art of patience" by: SpursTalk

"Trade Proposals for Matt Bonner that NBA Teams Would Seriously Consider" by Spurstalk

[lefty]

You're not familiar with this thread's concept, are you?

Yes I am, but I don't give a sh....

Anything else?

[Obstructed_View]

"reading comprehension explained" by Lefty.

[lefty]

"reading comprehension explained" by Lefty.

" My view is not the only thing of mine that's obstructed "

By Obstructed_View

[Obstructed_View]

Admitting Mistakes With Grace and Good Humor, by Lefty

[lefty]

Admitting Mistakes With Grace and Good Humor, by Lefty

Nice try

[Extra Stout]

No Means No by Kobe Bryant
Keeping Fit Past 35 by Shaquille O'Neal
My Life as a Ladies' Man by Jeff Van Gundy
What I Did At Work Today by R.C. Buford
Hope for the Future by the Phoenix Suns
Raising Your Pain Threshold by Dwyane Wade
Staying Well-Hidden in the Closet by Baron Davis
Shots I Won't Take by Eddie House
Toughness on the Court by Vinny Del Negro

[mistwiya]

Miami Heat's 2006 Finals Choke Job - Dirk Nowitzki

[mistwiya]

How to control your rage - Tacker

[td4mvp21]

How to Discuss Basketball Reasonably and Intelligently by Lakers fans

[xtremesteven33]

How to end a 3 year old thread

Spurstalk

[lefty]

" Providing financial support to elderly people 101 "

RC Buford

[Spurtacus]

Winning it All: The Utah Jazz Story by Jerry Sloan

[mistwiya]

Official Rulebook of the NBA - Bruce Bowen

Thomas Paine's Common Sense - as edited by Ron Artest.

When not to shoot - Ben Gordon

Sanity - Ron Artest

The Problems with the Second Amendment - Stephen Jackson

How to give a coherent interview - Kevin Garnett

The Joys of Offense - Jeff Van Gundy

Loyalty - Larry Brown

Great diet ideas for a healthy heart - Pau Gasol

How to Rap - Shaq

Drugs are Bad - Josh Howard

Never Give Up! - Vince Carter

Living the Straight Life - Richard Jefferson

Weight Loss Made Simple - Eddy Curry

Defense for Dummies - Carmelo Anthony

Smart Money: How to Invest in a Volatile Market - Luol Deng and Ben Gordon

69 new sexual positions - A.C Green

Pressure Moments for Dummies - Dirk Nowitzki

Abstinence is Bliss - NBA Players Association

[ShoogarBear]

Official Rulebook of the NBA - Bruce Bowen

:lol

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

Being True to Yourself
by Brad Miller

[mistwiya]

Reaching Your Full Potential - written by Darko Millicic, illustrated by Kwame Brown.

[JamStone]

"Fiscal Responbility in Pro Sports" by Scottie Pippen
"The Love Guru" by A.C. Green
"Reaching Your Potential" by Darko Milicic
"I Don't Bite... YES!" by Marv Albert
"Formal Wear for the Young Black Athlete" by Allen Iverson
"Why I Don't Hustle for Loose Balls" by Reggie Evans
"A Contemporary Examination of 18th Century Classical Music: Magic Flute That Ho" by DeShawn Stevenson
"Having Sex with Men Does Not Mean You're Gay If You Take Sexy Pictures with a Beautiful Woman" by Richard Jefferson


posted: 07-08-2008, 03:25 AM

[ShoogarBear]

Yeah, but his book has pictures!

[Spurtacus]

Jamstone-no offense but some of us aren't going to read through 19 pages so redundancy is bound to happen.


Construction Made Easy by Michael Finley

[mistwiya]

"In Search of Bigfoot" - Chris Kaman
"Family Love" - Stephon Marbury
"Art of the Jumpshot" - Shawn Marion
"My Encounters With Bigfoot: Part 1 of 2" - Reggie Evans
"Shotclock Management" - Michael Ruffin
"How I Would've Won the Vietnam War" - Jason Williams
"How To Treat A Woman" - Bobby Simmons
"Gangsta Life in Slovenia" - Primoz Brezec
"Timing under Pressure" - Chris Webber

[lefty]

" Bump "

By Lefty

[Obstructed_View]

" Providing financial support to elderly people 101 "

RC Buford

"Things I understand" by lefty

[Duncanoypi]

"I am right"- lefty

[Extra Stout]

Grasping the Subtleties of Irony in American English: A Primer by lefty

[GEICO Caveman]

Mouse's Resume

[lefty]

"Things I understand" by lefty
"Things I don't understand" by Obstructed_View


"I am right"- lefty

I'm always right


Grasping the Subtleties of Irony in American English: A Primer by lefty

You keep getting worse; stop it :lmao

[David Wooderson]

Mouse's Resume

:lmao

[roycrikside]

Manu Ginobili - An Appreciation, by Ducks

Why The United States Needs To Respect Other Nations, by TPark

[Spurtacus]

Coaches Guide to Staying on the Bench by Jeff van Gundy


http://www.djdaveyb.com/images/blog/2008-05-13-Jeff_Van_Gundy_On_Alonzo_Mournings_Leg.jpg

[Obstructed_View]

"Things I don't understand" by Obstructed_View

Well put. :toast

[mistwiya]

Books by NBA players

My Hero, Mike James - Mike James

[mouse]

How to make the best off season moves :RC Buford

[Rack The Trolls!]

How to make a French style Enchilada By: Eva Longoria

[tlongII]

Greatest Spurs' Draft Picks of the 2000's

[Spurtacus]

Greatest Spurs' Draft Picks of the 2000's

Making the Playoffs and Winning Playoff Games in the 2000s - Portland Trailblazers

[Obstructed_View]

"The Lengths I Go To For Game Thoughts", by Whottt

[Duncanoypi]

"I love Michael Jordan" by Portland Trailblazers