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[Axe Murderer]

so i have a gf (sorta) and i woke up today and there was a short blonde girl that looks like her next to me in bed.......except it wasnt her!!!!!!! and i dont remember how she got here so i kicked her out. i literally rolled over to get out of bed and she was just there,,in my way

what do i do now?

[jag]

You should have caught a bj and then told her to leave.

[JamStone]

What do you do now?

Umm nothing. Doesn't sound like much of a dilemma. So you may have fucked another girl by accident. Oh well. Shit happens. If you don't remember how it happened, then you were probably drunk or high. And under the rulebook, it doesn't count, especially since she looks like your girl. You get a pass.

[Axe Murderer]

What do you do now?

Umm nothing. Doesn't sound like much of a dilemma. So you may have fucked another girl by accident. Oh well. Shit happens. If you don't remember how it happened, then you were probably drunk or high. And under the rulebook, it doesn't count, especially since she looks like your girl. You get a pass.

:tu

This. not even sure why i posted it, i guess its because this really is the first time i've had the "wake up next to girl X and have no idea how she got there" experience. i politely told her to gtfo and she complied

[DPG21920]

You guys are so funny for responding to this.

[Axe Murderer]

You guys are so funny for responding to this.

f'in A :bang

the subtle troll goods guy shows up. scro, are you gonna call in when i co-host the mono show?

[Axe Murderer]

Did you give her 'cab' money or 'bus' money?

no should i have?

[Venti Quattro]

In this case, no...just a wtf moment where she needed to be gone ASAP.

Only if she's a steady slampiece on the side do you start to pay her way home...at least that's what a gent like me does.

Is this what Hitler taught you?

[BlackSwordsMan]

she was just helping you do a mega man run without dying and you both feel asleep
imo

[Axe Murderer]

Black fucking Swordsman

[Kyle Orton]

bump have you seen this mario kart video :lmao

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[ElNono]

You should have some blood work done...

[ElNono]

bump have you seen this mario kart video :lmao

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:lol

[4>0rings]

she was just helping you do a mega man run without dying and you both feel asleep
imo
:lol

[Muser]

bump have you seen this mario kart video :lmao

MytfhzcSF-Y

Remi is the man, check out his Pacman video :lmao

[easy7]

This kind of thing happened to me a lot back in the 80's but I would hit again in the morning.

[redzero]

bump have you seen this mario kart video :lmao

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This is a more dangerous version of Mega64.

[redzero]

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This dude is insane.

[Sisk]

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this is my favorite tbh

[redzero]

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