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Assman
06-03-2005, 08:30 PM
You're at a tailgate party before a Spurs game and you're slamming Milwaukee's Beast with your buds in the parking lot when you realize tip off is in 5 minutes. You all walk towards the SBC Center, beer in hand. When you get to the gate you are forced to finish your beer. You pound yours but your friend is fresh out of the Navy so he's having some trouble. He hands it to you and you finish it off for him.

Sharing a drink with a guy, gay or not gay?
rl64tx
06-03-2005, 08:37 PM
You're at a tailgate party before a Spurs game and you're slamming Milwaukee's Beast with your buds in the parking lot when you realize tip off is in 5 minutes. You all walk towards the SBC Center, beer in hand. When you get to the gate you are forced to finish your beer. You pound yours but your friend is fresh out of the Navy so he's having some trouble. He hands it to you and you finish it off for him.

Sharing a drink with a guy, gay or not gay?


Why in the fuck would you think a sailor would have trouble downing alcohol of any type??? :rolleyes
1369
06-03-2005, 08:39 PM
He's in the Navy. Being gay is a prerequisite for squids.
Assman
06-03-2005, 08:40 PM
Why in the fuck would you think a sailor would have trouble downing alcohol of any type??? :rolleyes

He was in the Navy Reserve. Spent most of his time cleaning statues in Lubbuck.
Chief
06-03-2005, 08:40 PM
not gay...letting a beer go to waste is a terrible thing.

I wouldn't know personally but that's what i've heard, :lol
Ron Jeremy
06-04-2005, 10:00 AM
I had to think long and hard on this one.
Flea
06-04-2005, 01:09 PM
Milwaulkee's beast? Maybe he couldn't stand to drink another ounce of that beer! I would rather be labeled gay than to have to drink that stuff.
maxpower
06-04-2005, 01:33 PM
http://www.bobanddan.net/pics/gay_ponch.jpg

http://www.bobanddan.net/ViewPageDetails.cfm?GeneralPageID=327

http://www.channel4.com/life/microsites/G/gayometer/gayometer.html

40% gay :hat
Useruser666
06-04-2005, 01:53 PM
Is the question that your friend is gay for handing off the beer, or you are gay for drinking it?
ObiwanGinobili
06-04-2005, 04:07 PM
It's not the finishing of the beer that makes this gay.. it's the beer. Milwaukee's Best???? WTF?? What kinda lame ass tail gate party is this? And where was it at.... 3 blocks from the SBC out the back of a Pinto? Where those the $15 seats these 2 guys were going to? Did they have mullets?
gay gay gay gay.
Flea
06-04-2005, 05:45 PM
It's not the finishing of the beer that makes this gay.. it's the beer. Milwaukee's Best???? WTF?? What kinda lame ass tail gate party is this? And where was it at.... 3 blocks from the SBC out the back of a Pinto? Where those the $15 seats these 2 guys were going to? Did they have mullets?
gay gay gay gay.


:lmao
johnny00
06-04-2005, 08:08 PM
Gay or not gay threads are gay.
Assman
06-04-2005, 08:18 PM
Gay or not gay threads are gay.

Predictable "jokes" are gay.
mouse
06-04-2005, 08:25 PM
Milwaukee's Beast ? sorry I rather put my lips on BigSnacks weasle :lmao
johnny00
06-04-2005, 08:51 PM
Predictable "jokes" are gay.
Didn't mean to get your homophobic dander up "Assman".
ididnotnothat
06-04-2005, 08:53 PM
This thread IS gay...not that there's anything wrong with that.
bigzak25
06-04-2005, 08:56 PM
Milwaukee's Beast ? sorry I rather put my lips on BigSnacks weasle :lmao


^^
gay.


real men finish their beer. but give him a slap on the wrist, not on the ass.

if you had killed your buddies seagram's wine cooler...there would be issues. :lmao
rr2418
06-04-2005, 09:34 PM
You're at a tailgate party before a Spurs game and you're slamming Milwaukee's Beast with your buds in the parking lot when you realize tip off is in 5 minutes. You all walk towards the SBC Center, beer in hand. When you get to the gate you are forced to finish your beer. You pound yours but your friend is fresh out of the Navy so he's having some trouble. He hands it to you and you finish it off for him.

Sharing a drink with a guy, gay or not gay?

I would say "not" gay! If one thinks that not finishing off a beer might be labeled as "gay", then he has other issues.
rr2418
06-04-2005, 09:40 PM
How about you go to the movies with your buddies, but don't sit next to each other. There's at least one empty seat between each person. To me, I thought that was always silly. Again, if you feel strange or gay to be sitting next to your friends, something else is wrong with you.
Assman
06-04-2005, 10:03 PM
How about you go to the movies with your buddies, but don't sit next to each other. There's at least one empty seat between each person. To me, I thought that was always silly. Again, if you feel strange or gay to be sitting next to your friends, something else is wrong with you.

Can you still pull the popcorn move from 2 seats over?
bigzak25
06-04-2005, 11:43 PM
How about you go to the movies with your buddies, but don't sit next to each other. There's at least one empty seat between each person. To me, I thought that was always silly. Again, if you feel strange or gay to be sitting next to your friends, something else is wrong with you.




just don't drink from the same straw... :lol
mouse
06-05-2005, 01:33 PM
just don't drink from the same straw... :lol


I will remember that next time you pass me a joint still dripping with your DNA :lmao
Jame Gumb
06-05-2005, 02:25 PM
Bieng Gay is such a drag.
Troll
06-06-2005, 02:33 AM
Will this make me not get the Job at toyota?
Suns Fan
06-06-2005, 03:04 AM
No one is is talking about the courious :lmao
Babu
06-06-2005, 07:27 AM
Homosexuality is a bad thing.....a very bad thing.
SWC Bonfire
06-06-2005, 08:33 AM
Gay, your Navy buddy for not finishing, and you for helping him out. Protocol requires that you humiliate him publicly, announce his gayness to everyone within earshot, and shame him into doing his manly duty and finishing his beer.

You are an enabler.:lol


He was in the Navy Reserve. Spent most of his time cleaning statues in Lubbock.

Did anybody else get this? - You're the 14th line of defense, behind the league of women voters (or something like that).
MiNuS
06-06-2005, 05:37 PM
Not Gay!

only gay if he was drinking water,otherwise beer is like holy water.IT MUST NOT BE WASTED!
Assman
06-06-2005, 05:59 PM
Did anybody else get this? - You're the 14th line of defense, behind the league of women voters (or something like that).

"America's 17th line of defense between the Mississippi National Guard and the League of Women Voters"

Glad someone caught it :fro
SpursWoman
06-06-2005, 06:01 PM
Can you still pull the popcorn move from 2 seats over?

:lol
tlongII
06-06-2005, 06:11 PM
Not Gay as long as the bottle or can does not touch his lips.
Cant_Be_Faded
06-06-2005, 08:12 PM
My cousin is in the Navy and he can outdrink anyone i've met in my entire life 2 times over...