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JayTheClown
03-30-2011, 07:25 PM
http://sports.espn.go.com/dallas/nba/news/story?id=6272724

Pretty good for a midget. Pretty good for anybody :toast
John Basedow
03-30-2011, 07:31 PM
JJB gets Ms. Universe, Dirk gets Swamp Thing. Life is a funny thing.
Ditty
03-30-2011, 07:38 PM
She cute, seen better tramps in the west and south side of San Antonio
DMC
03-30-2011, 07:42 PM
But is he taking it to the hole or just an assist man? What's Chandler doing these days?
gaKNOW!blee
03-30-2011, 07:52 PM
How does one go about contacting Miss Universe?
"Text message," said Barea, who did his own reconnaissance work to obtain her phone number. "I sent her a message to say hi, something simple like hope you're doing good."


:lol

what a creep
DMC
03-30-2011, 08:22 PM
Plowing that pussy :hungry:

That's what I thought. JJ is just throwing the alley, you are throwing the oop. :D
silverblk mystix
03-30-2011, 08:24 PM
When JJ Diarrhea gets sent fishing this season...

I won't feel sorry for him.


...and I'll never , ever feel bad for Marco Jaric...

for anything...
John Basedow
03-30-2011, 08:24 PM
:lol

what a creep

it worked...
4>0rings
03-30-2011, 08:26 PM
:lol

what a creep
Hater
lurker
03-30-2011, 08:31 PM
JJB gets Ms. Universe, Dirk gets Swamp Thing. Life is a funny thing.
Dirk's new girl is an upgrade from Stackhouse in drag.
ElNono
03-30-2011, 08:39 PM
lol @ having to explain how he pulled that pussy... :lol
unregistered user
03-30-2011, 08:55 PM
He must have text'd her a pic of his king sized Sharpie.
JamStone
03-30-2011, 08:57 PM
Two words, JJ: platform shoes
Lefty's understudy
03-30-2011, 09:08 PM
Two words, JJ: platform shoes

Nice one.
Frenzy
03-30-2011, 09:28 PM
He's gonna choke when he reaches 3rd base.
The Gemini Method
03-30-2011, 09:47 PM
Did she mistakenly tweet Barea instead of Tyson when she twitted..."I need you now!"?
ezau
03-31-2011, 03:55 AM
lol @ having to explain how he pulled that pussy... :lol

:lol:lol
rayjayjohnson
03-31-2011, 04:04 AM
One more reason the mavs are first round fodder again
bigdog
03-31-2011, 07:16 AM
I don't know whats more mind boggling, this, or Marko Jaric and Adriana Lima.
MullinFan
03-31-2011, 07:46 AM
Im guessing she lost some type of bet...
cheguevara
03-31-2011, 08:42 AM
word on the street is JJ Barea would put Ron Jeremy to shame
namlook
03-31-2011, 12:45 PM
Ms Universe

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_bkFIPLIOGL8/SMWI_nkrH_I/AAAAAAAARsI/P2bUWxRI1-g/s400/Zuleyka+Rivera+-+Ms+Universe.jpg
hater
03-31-2011, 12:47 PM
I'd hit it
dbestpro
03-31-2011, 02:41 PM
So she's got a fettish for Leprechauns.
DAF86
03-31-2011, 02:50 PM
She looks like Michael Jackson.
#41 Shoot Em Up
03-31-2011, 03:00 PM
That's my nigga! Laying the pipe
4>0rings
03-31-2011, 03:58 PM
Ms Universe

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_bkFIPLIOGL8/SMWI_nkrH_I/AAAAAAAARsI/P2bUWxRI1-g/s400/Zuleyka+Rivera+-+Ms+Universe.jpg
Ahh fuck, she's got that black chick hair trying to be a white chicks hair style using relaxer and shit. Pass.
DMC
03-31-2011, 04:23 PM
Ahh fuck, she's got that black chick hair trying to be a white chicks hair style using relaxer and shit. Pass.

It's all pink on the inside.
dunkman
03-31-2011, 05:18 PM
Mvp
mavsfan1000
03-31-2011, 08:56 PM
Barea just gained a lot of respect from me. He's gonna tap that pussy.
DMC
03-31-2011, 11:34 PM
Pretty sure I saw her in a faux snuff flick.
namlook
04-01-2011, 10:44 AM
http://www.michaeljosh.com/missuniverse/images/nikeevent.jpeg

Looks like Ms Universe will be looking down at JJ when she wears heels. :lol
ManuBalboa
04-01-2011, 10:59 AM
You know Kobe tapped that.

No doubt Son! Ya boy tapped that like Naruto Uzumaki taps Sakura Haruno!!!! nomisayin'
mazerrackham
04-01-2011, 11:06 AM
So, JJ first talked to her by text message instead of calling her up, and then during a conversation was childishly like, "yo, I'm gonna retweet what you send me!" Sounds like JJ's relationship maturity is equivalent to his midget-size.
quickerblade
04-01-2011, 03:17 PM
cant hate on him, his getting some good pussy.