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stretch
03-31-2011, 04:13 PM
what is the most beers you have drank in a sitting? or perhaps in a 24 hour period?

CosmicCowboy
03-31-2011, 04:15 PM
30ish...who counts?

CuckingFunt
03-31-2011, 04:24 PM
About 2/3 of one beer. Blech.

Greg Oden
03-31-2011, 04:25 PM
they usually take shots over beers at the jersey shore.

did you hurt your neck after having too many beers?

etc.

Greg Oden
03-31-2011, 04:26 PM
.

stretch
03-31-2011, 04:29 PM
they usually take shots over beers at the jersey shore.

did you hurt your neck after having too many beers?

etc.

no, after a manly game of football, something you apparently used to do, but then got interested in public singing and dancing, sucking massive ass at it, but being popular for creating a douche-do

The Gemini Method
03-31-2011, 04:44 PM
The most beers? I think I've done is 14...I'm more of a hard alcohol drinker. But, I did first start out on 40oz and 3 is the max on those things...bloated.

IronMaxipad
03-31-2011, 04:46 PM
stealth brag thread/

IronMexican
03-31-2011, 04:48 PM
Two wine coolers

Greg Oden
03-31-2011, 04:52 PM
no, after a manly game of football, something you apparently used to do, but then got interested in public singing and dancing, sucking massive ass at it, but being popular for creating a douche-do

Did you hurt your neck whilst trying to achieve the locks of the gods hairstyle?

DesignatedT
03-31-2011, 05:09 PM
a shitload.

Chomag
03-31-2011, 06:16 PM
About 10 has been my max I think

tlongII
03-31-2011, 06:19 PM
I don't remember. I haven't been much of a beer drinker since my college days.

tlongIII
03-31-2011, 06:27 PM
My dad doesn't drink a bunch of beer but when he gets liquored up I usually can't sit for a week and he makes me bury Cambodian boys out back

Axe Murderer
03-31-2011, 06:29 PM
My dad doesn't drink a bunch of beer but when he gets liquored up I usually can't sit for a week and he makes me bury Cambodian boys out back

:lmao wtf?

baseline bum
03-31-2011, 06:29 PM
About 30.

ploto
03-31-2011, 07:07 PM
0.

Andrew Cunanan
03-31-2011, 07:21 PM
16 Natty Ice (not natty light) tall boys...i was on a lot of cocaine though so that's cheating

Sisk
03-31-2011, 07:46 PM
a shitload.

I can vouch.

Axe Murderer
03-31-2011, 07:48 PM
i have no idea i usually lose count after about 15

4>0rings
03-31-2011, 08:03 PM
A 24 count case

Oh, Gee!!
03-31-2011, 08:16 PM
24 is my all-time best over the course of about 8 hours. Worst. hangover. ever. and it was college, and I was on Ritalin which makes me wired.

Wild Cobra
03-31-2011, 08:24 PM
It's hard to drink that many 6.8% beers. You guys must be drinking piss-water.

How about changing the question to how may beers at what percentage. Also, are the 12 or 16 oz...

I seldom go past a 6 pack of 6.8%. Shit, I rarely have more than 3.

http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x262/Wild_Cobra/Misc/InversionIPA.jpg (http://www.deschutesbrewery.com/brews/year-round-brews/inversion-ipa/default.aspx)

As for that piss-water...

I haven't had any since 1986. Lived in Germany for six years, and can't stomach that shit any more.

TE
03-31-2011, 08:25 PM
24 pack back on graduation night of HS...Holy shit that was an experience.

BlackSwordsMan
03-31-2011, 09:26 PM
A sip of beer is the most I've done.

The Reckoning
03-31-2011, 10:55 PM
i imbibed 12 drinks in 2 hours on my 21st.

then threw up all over 4cc's apartment and woke the baby.

The Reckoning
03-31-2011, 10:56 PM
of course all the fuckin hopsters like to bust up the binge drinking threads

frodo
03-31-2011, 11:10 PM
beer = water it does no harm to your body however much you drink. he who has a bigger bladder drinks more beer imo.

benefactor
04-01-2011, 06:11 AM
As others have mentioned...it depends on the beer. I'm not sure on the exact number of beers, but that back in my heaviest drinking days my cousin and I could blow through a case of Bud Ice and a big bottle of Seagrams 7 in one evening.

I've had nights where I woke up the next day and only had a few Bud Ice's left with only me drinking on the case.

symple19
04-01-2011, 06:51 AM
I have no numbers for you, but the most was probably down in Panama City when I was 17. I ate 5 hits of acid and then proceeded to blow through 2+ (have no clue how far beyond the second case we went, memory gets a bit foggy) cases of Southpaw light with a friend of mine. Keep in mind that the beer in that county is the evil, "3.2 flue". So it's probably not much of an achievement.

Thankfully, I have since learned that quality>quantity

symple19
04-01-2011, 08:59 AM
5 hits of acid? must have been crappy acid too

true. It was weak ass blotter.

leemajors
04-01-2011, 09:32 AM
lol southpaw light, a fine beer from the makers of red dog. I haven't seen that since my college roomie used to keep a 6 of talls in the fridge. I have taken down a case of Keystone Light before.

symple19
04-01-2011, 09:33 AM
lol southpaw light, a fine beer from the makers of red dog. I haven't seen that since my college roomie used to keep a 6 of talls in the fridge. I have taken down a case of Keystone Light before.

:lol the stuff was horrible, made moreso by the paltry 3.2% alcohol content

I don't even know if they make it anymore

gameFACE
04-01-2011, 09:52 AM
I never did any serious drinking. But way back when I was 16, I had three malt liquors and three beers after I got off work one afternoon. I'm sure there was a joint in there. My mom was wondering why my eyes were red. I just said I was tired and couldn't go with them to get the xmas tree.

mrsmaalox
04-01-2011, 10:11 AM
I have a pretty immature beer palate, so I'm limited to mostly the lightest beers. And I'm just not physically capable of consuming the volume of it that it would take to get wasted; so I'll say my personal record is around 4 beers in a 24 hr period, maybe getting a little tipsy but just giving up on it before I explode :toast

DarkReign
04-01-2011, 02:38 PM
Cancun 1998. Double-barrel bong, me and a friend, 18 beers at once (basically 9 each). He blew chunks, I did not.

That was around 10am. 14 hours of heavy drinking on the Booze Cruise later (i only drink beer, really) I Spiderman-ed my way across 8 balconies and 2 floors with that same friend, eluding the Federalis who had just kicked in the door of my buddy's hotel room with roughly a 1/4 lb of weed and and a 1/4 kilo of cocaine all splayed out on the table.

Choked a bus driver that night while he was driving through downtown Cancun at about 50-ish MPH and nearly killed everyone on the bus, luckily was accosted by an English-speaking Federali who understood why.

All in all, the most wild and crazy night of my life bar none. Plenty more went on that day/night, but those were the highlights (minus one).

CosmicCowboy
04-01-2011, 02:40 PM
Cancun 1998. Double-barrel bong, me and a friend, 18 beers at once (basically 9 each). He blew chunks, I did not.

That was around 10am. 14 hours of heavy drinking on the Booze Cruise later (i only drink beer, really) I Spiderman-ed my way across 8 balconies and 2 floors with that same friend, eluding the Federalis who had just kicked in the door of my buddy's hotel room with roughly a 1/4 lb of weed and and a 1/4 kilo of cocaine all splayed out on the table.

Choked a bus driver that night while he was driving through downtown Cancun at about 50-ish MPH and nearly killed everyone on the bus, luckily was accosted by an English-speaking Federali who understood why.

All in all, the most wild and crazy night of my life bar none. Plenty more went on that day/night, but those were the highlights (minus one).

/thread :toast

baseline bum
04-01-2011, 02:59 PM
Cancun 1998. Double-barrel bong, me and a friend, 18 beers at once (basically 9 each). He blew chunks, I did not.

That was around 10am. 14 hours of heavy drinking on the Booze Cruise later (i only drink beer, really) I Spiderman-ed my way across 8 balconies and 2 floors with that same friend, eluding the Federalis who had just kicked in the door of my buddy's hotel room with roughly a 1/4 lb of weed and and a 1/4 kilo of cocaine all splayed out on the table.

Choked a bus driver that night while he was driving through downtown Cancun at about 50-ish MPH and nearly killed everyone on the bus, luckily was accosted by an English-speaking Federali who understood why.

All in all, the most wild and crazy night of my life bar none. Plenty more went on that day/night, but those were the highlights (minus one).

Goddamn, you gotta sell your drinking stories to Hollywood.

SnakeBoy
04-01-2011, 03:52 PM
A buddy and I used to down a case of beer and a liter of tequila just to get ready to go out drinking. This was an almost every weekend event for around two years. I couldn't guess what the maximum I drank was but I'd imagine it was on the nights that I have absolutely no memory of.

Dr. Gonzo
04-01-2011, 04:07 PM
I drank 5 40's in a three hour period. I used to drink a bottle a night though so I may have consumed more alcohol in one night but I can't remember the exact amounts.

Dr. Gonzo
04-01-2011, 04:07 PM
Olde English "800" bitches!

RGMCSE
04-01-2011, 05:26 PM
I couldn't give a number but there are those nights when the beer is going down so damm good and easy that you consume a shitload. If you want to do a trick to drink a lot of beer easily, poor a beer in a large cup. You'll be surprised how much more you can drink that way. I remember when I first started drinking at 16 when a mickeys two Budweiser tall boys and a joint would make me spin circles in my head!

DarkReign
04-04-2011, 09:58 AM
Goddamn, you gotta sell your drinking stories to Hollywood.

Cancun was the absolute craziest week of my life with no equivocation. I have done other crazy shit but nothing will ever compare to the constant, overwhelming sense of going too fast and too far.

I typed a lot more than the sentence above, but it got too introspective and revealing at the end for this forum.

I. Hustle
04-04-2011, 11:41 AM
Two cases of Pabst blue ribbon

Sense
04-04-2011, 11:49 AM
I had a 4 pack of Palo Santo Marron (12%) and a 6 pack of Dogfish Head's Indian Brown Ale (7.2%) once...


As far as shitty beer...

one time I'm sure I had more than 20.. just dont know exactly how much, I was drunk.

The Gemini Method
04-04-2011, 12:35 PM
Best named beer? Hoegaarden...lol

DMC
04-04-2011, 04:26 PM
3 of us drank 5 cases on a 52 hour offshore fishing trip. I don't know what the record is. I don't drink much these days, and when I did, I didn't keep count.

The Gemini Method
04-04-2011, 04:33 PM
3 of us drank 5 cases on a 52 hour offshore fishing trip. I don't know what the record is. I don't drink much these days, and when I did, I didn't keep count.

Did any fishing actually get done?

ashbeeigh
04-04-2011, 05:21 PM
I may be a girl but I can drink beer. It was Sophomore year of college so like 2004...maybe like 8/10 and punch. It was a good night.

Now..maybe like 4 and a shot and I won't wake up until noon.

Sense
04-04-2011, 05:27 PM
I may be a girl but I can drink beer. It was Sophomore year of college so like 2004...maybe like 8/10 and punch. It was a good night.

Now..maybe like 4 and a shot and I won't wake up until noon.

you're not just a girl... but a big one

fotan2
04-05-2011, 10:41 PM
there was once a girl outdrank me with a funnel.

mojorizen7
04-06-2011, 05:03 AM
Once spent an evening with 2 friends. We were drinking beer casually,but every 15 minutes we'd all shotgun a beer.
In the morning we counted 51 empty shotgunned beer cans in the sink. Thats 17 shotguns apiece,plus the approx 10-12 beers we each consumed in between.

It was cheap beer,but still,seventeen shotguns kinda makes that irrelevant IMO.

symple19
04-06-2011, 06:00 AM
lol this turning into a thread about how many shitty beers we've all drank.

symple19
04-06-2011, 06:01 AM
you're not just a girl... but a big one

:lmao

DMC
04-06-2011, 09:28 AM
Did any fishing actually get done?
Absolutely! Fortunately there were drink holders. :)