lol

[monosylab1k]

hey guys! recognize this picture?

http://i857.photobucket.com/albums/ab138/lakaluva58/flexible-girl.jpg

or this one?

http://i52.tinypic.com/28kohad.jpg

more importantly, look at the url

http://i857.photobucket.com/albums/ab138/lakaluva58/flexible-girl.jpg

lakaluva58, hmmmmm I wonder whose photobucket account that belongs to?

"Hello, Google, I have a search I'd like for you to perform, it's for the term lakaluva58"

..................aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan d what results do we get back?

well one goes to a......wait for it...........Naruto fan forum.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand we find this post

http://www.narutoforums.com/showpost.php?p=37850676&postcount=9433

hey that was posted the same night that lakaluva posted this? could they possibly be the same person?

want to know more about Mr. Ghost of Gashir aka Lakaluva?

let's read his profile page!


About Ghost_of_Gashir
Biography
A bitter Asian male muddling his way through life. But damn if I don't look sexy doing it.
Location
Ever bang an entire bachelorette party, baby?
Interests
Staring at you through your bedroom window. Don't worry, I don't take pictures.
Occupation
I work for the government. This is where you laugh.
Favorite Character(s)
Yondaime, Akatsuki, Naruto, Obito, Gaara
Favorite Episode/Chapter
Episode:
Chapter: 134

after all this, I'm very interested in Chapter 134, whatever that is.

lol 28 year old Naruto fan.

[ElNono]

:lmao

[monosylab1k]

but to be fair, at least you're not a stinky paki. oh wait, technically Paki's are asian :lmao

[monosylab1k]

tbh this is what all grown men should watch.

http://www.watchcartoononline.com/wp-content/catimg/113.jpg

[IronMaxipad]

LOL fucking fag :lol

[Koolaid_Man]

you reaching silly dawg

[monosylab1k]

you reaching silly dawg

:lmao ok

[monosylab1k]

A bitter Asian male muddling his way through life

:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

[ElNono]

Naruto Chapter 134

Author: Masashi Kishimoto | Artist: Masashi Kishimoto

Chapters: 535 | Updated: Mar 31 2011 | Status:Ongoing Regular

Tags: Adventure, Anime, Comedy, Drama, Fantasy, Shounen,

Summary: Twelve years before the events at the focus of the series, the nine-tailed demon fox attacked Konohagakure. It was a powerful demon indeed; a single swing of one of its nine tails would raise tsunamis and flatten mountains. It raised chaos and slaughtered many people, until the leader of the Leaf Village - the Fourth Hokage - defeated it by sacrificing his own life to seal the demon inside a newly-born child, whose origins are as yet unknown. That child's name was Naruto Uzumaki.

:lol

[Bito Corleone]

:lmao

[monosylab1k]

Naruto Chapter 134

Author: Masashi Kishimoto | Artist: Masashi Kishimoto

Chapters: 535 | Updated: Mar 31 2011 | Status:Ongoing Regular

Tags: Adventure, Anime, Comedy, Drama, Fantasy, Shounen,

Summary: Twelve years before the events at the focus of the series, the nine-tailed demon fox attacked Konohagakure. It was a powerful demon indeed; a single swing of one of its nine tails would raise tsunamis and flatten mountains. It raised chaos and slaughtered many people, until the leader of the Leaf Village - the Fourth Hokage - defeated it by sacrificing his own life to seal the demon inside a newly-born child, whose origins are as yet unknown. That child's name was Naruto Uzumaki.

:lol

:lmao

[pakiluva]

Thats not me, I am 100% Pakistani. I can grow curry in even the most arrid desert. You lil niggas just don't understand.

[monosylab1k]

tbh if he tries to deny this shit, that corny ass bachelorette party line gives him away like nothing else on narutoforums.com :lmao

[NRHector]

Thats not me, I am 100% Pakistani. I can grow curry in even the most arrid desert. You lil niggas just don't understand.:lol

[daspurs]

lmaooo exposed that nigga

[TinTin]

Some mind blowing stuff

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3297/3329359141_1c9f946fce.jpg

[dallaskd]

lol adult watching pokemon

[Koolaid_Man]

you faggots are wild....trying to deflect and shit....lol

[daspurs]

ladies and gentleman ... say hello to the real lakaluva http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a370/chrisneo/194.jpg

[TE]

lol 28 years old

lol dumbass

[pakiluva]

For the last fucking time, that is not me. One more comment from you lil bitch ass niggas and I will institute a fatwa on everyone in this forum.

[TE]

lol 21 guests in this thread.

[4>0rings]

LMAO this nigga just got exposed for the 15th time. :lmao

[Axe Murderer]

roflroflroflrofl

[ElNono]

the mono show episode two now requires a Naruto segment, tbh :lmao

[Baron Davιs]

And it didn't occur to you the poster from that site visits spurstalk and saw the picture and wanted to post it on that forum?

Stupid fucking Dallas fans, team gets punked all night and tries to get the last laugh with this pitiful attempt.

[Sisk]

Wow mono is regulating at an incredible rate.

[monosylab1k]

And it didn't occur to you the poster from that site visits spurstalk and saw the picture and wanted to post it on that forum?

That did occur to me. Then I saw the bachelorette party line. That gave it away without any reasonable doubt.

[WeNeedLength]

And it didn't occur to you the poster from that site visits spurstalk and saw the picture and wanted to post it on that forum?

Stupid fucking Dallas fans, team gets punked all night and tries to get the last laugh with this pitiful attempt.

HAHAHAHA who's this bitchass making a new account to defend this pathetic lakaluva fool. Anime loving fag.....:lmao

[TacoCabanaFajitas]

lol I didn't think anything would top the time I found out he spends his spare time gardening

[daspurs]

lol I didn't think anything would top the time I found out he spends his spare time gardening

:lmao

[LnGrrrR]

:lol Narutoluva

[monosylab1k]

:lol Narutoluva

:lmao

[Axe Murderer]

dam yall are fast

Welcome to our newest member, NarutoLuva

[LnGrrrR]

What a coincidence that Ghost of Gashir is also a Lakerfan... :lol

http://www.narutoforums.com/showthread.php?p=37830222

[4>0rings]

Does this mean Timvp is a 28 year old Asian who likes Naruto, gardening, rafting, and acting black?

[4>0rings]

What a coincidence that Ghost of Gashir is also a Lakerfan... :lol

http://www.narutoforums.com/showthread.php?p=37830222
Got dayum. That is signed, sealed, and delivered ownage.

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

[midnightpulp]

Wow.

Lol.

[#41 Shoot Em Up]

Nigga Kool is spot on, you lil niggas is reaching

[Mugen]

:lmao

[TacoCabanaFajitas]

Found this gem of romantic advice from Lakaluva on that site, in a thread on the subject of whether or not "Karin still loves Sasuke" luva says this
"It's only been like what? 2 minutes since he stabbed her?
Give her some time to actually reflect on what happened."
This is one 28 year old asian man that really knows females

[WeNeedLength]

Got dayum. That is signed, sealed, and delivered ownage.

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

"Ghost_of_Gashir is online now"


He has bailed on spurstalk for the time being and is talking about his anime shit! lolololol silly bitch...:lmao

[IronMaxipad]

:lmao

[WeNeedLength]

Nigga Kool is spot on, you lil niggas is reaching

Captain dick-rider here to the rescue! Get your wannabe fake ass nigga self outta this thread before more damage is done. LO L:lol

[#41 Shoot Em Up]

I knew it, swing and a miss.

[daspurs]

This is fuckin great could have picked a better time to be high rofl

[ALVAREZ6]

dflkuhafoahfasukdsaldas; hahhahahaahahhahah iolmao lmaoa

[WeNeedLength]

Nice try nigga. :lol

It's spot on brah. Your as good as fucked!

Red-handed as it gets.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a122/Smith35/HPIM1241.jpg :rollin

[frodo]

I knew it, swing and a miss.

like your pussy ass when you try to throw dem thangs at a real nigga imo

[Axe Murderer]

Nice try nigga. :lol

Ding ding ding! That's the nail in the coffin ladies and gentlemen. As if we needed more proof, nothing says waving the white flag more then a simple saying such as "nice try nigga :lol" after getting shitted on mercilessly.

You'd think if this really wasn't him he'd go to great lengths to prove mono wrong but nope....just "nice try nigga :lol"

[WeNeedLength]

I knew it, swing and a miss.

If you try and kiss anymore ass your head will be stuck right up it :lol

[daspurs]

lol narutos biggest fan decides now to post something ?

[#41 Shoot Em Up]

I got yo back Luva, these bitch made tricks can't see us.
Faggot azz niggas

[frodo]

Nice try nigga. :lol

we always knew you was a picklebreath imho..its really no shame tbh, some famous spurstalk posters are also picklebreaths. some breath mints are all you need to hide your true self and continue regulating like a cool nigga imo

[WeNeedLength]

I got yo back Luva, these bitch made tricks can't see us.
Faggot azz niggas

LOL "bitch made tricks"

Wannabe niggas are fucking hilarious!

[frodo]

I got yo back Luva

http://assets.nydailynews.com/img/2010/04/07/gal_animals1.jpg

long snout good for sucking cocks imho

[TacoCabanaFajitas]

Mono must really be down in the dumper...LOL!!! And no, I'm not calling in on your show to give you better ratings. Keep this up though, I find it amusing that I'm on your mind.

The only reason you don't want to call in is because you know everyone is going to laugh their asses off when he ask you who is calling and your response is "RakeuhRuvuh"

[WeNeedLength]

Good looking lil homie, but you know I got these niggas by the pony-tail. It's a shame you gotta be associated with this lot of homos.

Keep bumping this thread. Shit's hilarious! :lmao


P.S. And you know you will because you crave the attention you anime nerd :lol

[frodo]

"RakeuhRuvuh"

he's picklebreath not chink imho

[midnightpulp]

I mean, can the prominent Lakers trolls on this site reach any new lows?

Let's review:

history2b: Falls for copy-and-paste quotes, and got bent out of shape to the point where he searched the web for information on the person who pranked him in the hope it allow him to save face. Then he falls for a troll who he thought was his ally, confessing to him such retarded tactics as "calculating shit-bomb attacks" and needing a "return server" to tag team his trolling target. Then it's revealed he has an unhealthy obsession with the picture quality of the film Wedding Crashers, going so far to watch 3 different versions of it and prohibiting a specific version to be watched at his house.

Koolaid_Man: Tried to high roll DPG at the 11th hour in a bet, which backfired. He tries to sell himself as a man of wealth, but the fact that he couldn't pay off a 500.00 bet confirms what most of us already knew: That he's a broke ass crack baby.

Lakaluva: Underneath the arrogance and frontrunning, he's a good guy. Someone I wouldn't mind having a beer with, actually. But in light of this new information, his image of a badass playboy is shattered. Nothing he says from here on out will be taken seriously.

21_Blessings: Charger fan. Enough said.

Guess it's the end of era. Wonder who will step up and claim leadership of Laker Nation?

[#41 Shoot Em Up]

It's a shame you gotta be associated with this lot of homos.

i'm ashamed daily. These faggots bring real niggas like myself a bad rep.

[WeNeedLength]

i'm ashamed daily. These faggots bring real niggas like myself a bad rep.


"real niggas"

CROFL this shit is pure gold. Calling yourself a real nigga on an internet forum is just plain sad. Nevertheless, keep on doing it! :wakeup

[DazedAndConfused]

You're pretty pathetic mono if this is what you spend you're free time doing

[WeNeedLength]

:lol:toast

Glad I got you figured out...:lol

And I'm out.

[WeNeedLength]

You're pretty pathetic mono if this is what you spend you're free time doing

Please give us a rundown of what you do in your freetime.

So it's less pathetic to troll a sports forum for 5 hours a day because you just want the attention? :rolleyes

[4>0rings]

You're pretty pathetic mono if this is what you spend you're free time doing
I'm pretty sure a 28 year old Asian that likes gardening, anime... specificaly Naruto, and trolling a Spurs forum under the guise of a rich black person is worse.

[midnightpulp]

You're pretty pathetic mono if this is what you spend you're free time doing

Better way to spend it than fantasizing about giving Kobe Bryant a blowjob.

[ginobili's bald spot]

RIP lakaluva. You had a good run.

[pakiluva]

Pathetic :lol :lol Yall have to make shit up about me being Asian so that I look as lame as you. Nuh huh lil niggas, I'm full blood paki and am too busy getting pussy to be worrying about whatever the fuck Naruto is.

[Halberto]

Oh man... I haven't seen ownage like this in a while. Mono you got skill.

[Kai]

tbh He could have easily just said that some laker fan frequents this site and the naruto site and copied his images. The bachelorette party line is from The Office. At least this dude is taking the heat head on :lol

[Reggie Williams]

I got yo back Luva, these bitch made tricks can't see us.
Faggot azz niggas

You are the gayest poster on this forum. Literally the gayest.

[symple19]

glorious

[Venti Quattro]

:lmao Ghost_of_Gashir :lmao

:lmao Naruluva :lmao

lol at the trolls being manufactured at the moment

[rayjayjohnson]

pgfDL-Q20P4

this thread wins the internet.

[Muser]

:lmao this needs to be the main topic on the next mono show.

[ElNono]

The legend continues to grow. I was actually considering fading into black. This nigga just gave me a second wind.

Is it like chapter 122 when Naruto considers retirement but the 9-tailed dragon baits him into another fight? :lmao

[Muser]

Is it like chapter 122 when Naruto considers retirement but the 9-tailed dragon baits him into another fight? :lmao

:lmao:lmao:lmao

[Muser]

Kori needs to get these trolls approved :lol

[Bito Corleone]

Currently viewing thread: Ghost_of_Gashir

[symple19]

Currently viewing thread: Ghost_of_Gashir

:lmao

[symple19]

http://www.deviantart.com/download/131791249/Naruto_GAY_by_itachikisamelover101.jpg

[jag]

Is it like chapter 122 when Naruto considers retirement but the 9-tailed dragon baits him into another fight? :lmao

:lmao

[symple19]

http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0807/naruto-naruto-gay-demotivational-poster-1216265859.jpg

[djohn2oo8]

1. Mono is a hall of famer

2. :lmao:lmao:lmao at this ownage

[BlackSwordsMan]

Wow all this time here I sat thinking me and laka had nothing in common.

[symple19]

http://www.narutoforums.com/showthread.php?t=613827


originally posted by Ghost_of_Gashir

"You've got sunglasses and a tan like it's hot, but you're pretty cool and I like that a lot...wheeeee!"

I didn't think he was capable, but Naruto can freestyle too. I didn't think he had any street cred, but then he goes and busts a rhyme like he was Jay motherf'in Z. Just goes to show you that Naruto must've grew up in the 8 mile section of Konoha.

[djohn2oo8]

lol all this time luva going around calling people gooks when

1. He's Asian
2. He Sucks at math
3. He probably watches animated porn

[BlackSwordsMan]

madara wants to resurrect the 10 tails but he needs naruto's 9 tails and killer bee's 8 tails
imo

[SpursNextRomanEmpire]

:rollin

[symple19]

How does Luva find time for Naruto when he's fucking so many women?
:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

[djohn2oo8]

How does Luva find time for Naruto when he's fucking so many women?
:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

:lmao:lmao:lmao

[Greg Oden]

The only reason you don't want to call in is because you know everyone is going to laugh their asses off when he ask you who is calling and your response is "RakeuhRuvuh"

:lmao :lmao :lmao

[symple19]

http://www.narutoforums.com/showthread.php?t=604982

Let's let Lakaluva, errrrr, Ghost_Of_Gashir further break down the trials and tribulations of Naruto


Originally posted by Ghost_Of_Gashir

I like how Naruto sat through the meeting, listened to their concerns and was like..."Okay, fuck y'all...I'm getting ramen."

Take that, you little pissants! Naruto, the GREATEST HERO IN KONOHA HISTORY don't give a shit about your petty concerns. Get him some ramen and get the fuck outta' his way!

This is the Naruto I missed. The arrogant a-hole that does shit cause he feels like it. The safety of the village hangs in the balance? Screw you! I gotsta get me some noodles!

[symple19]

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[midnightpulp]

In fuckin' tears with this shit.

[jag]

Sweet thread, bro

http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/2460/ruva.png

[symple19]

http://www.narutoforums.com/showthread.php?t=544999


Originally posted by Ghost_Of_Gashir

We never get a clear look at the stump or anything, but apparently there's some sort of black glow going on around his left arm. And on the first panel of pg. 1, apparently his entire arm is absorbed into C? Weird.

What the hell are you doing with your drawings, Kishi?

[BlackSwordsMan]

hey he got 10 pages out of it

[Greg Oden]

dat sig

[baseline bum]

Wait.... so lakaluva is asian and got a C in calculus? Shouldn't he have killed himself by now?

[symple19]

I'm crying as well. This shit is fantastic

[BlackSwordsMan]

temari is the coolest naruto ninja chick btw

[symple19]

Naruto is serious shit. SERIOUS

[BUMP'S LEFT FOOT]

ya seriously. How can you be asian, love naruto, yet suck hard at math? lol major fail

[symple19]

Hey Luva, now that we know what Naruto's limit is, what is yours?

http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/9425/c319b0c3532eb0fullcg7.jpg

[baseline bum]

Wait... so this is the pussy lakaluva has been chasing?

http://th03.deviantart.net/fs48/300W/f/2009/178/d/a/Karui_and_Sakura_453_by_deviant_003.jpg

[midnightpulp]

Naruto (also referred to as "Brokeback Mountain", with more ninja) is an animu about tranny ninjas. It tells the tale of a blonde-haired, blue-eyed, half-emo, foreigner half-demon ninja teen struggling to be accepted into society. As a ninja, however, Naruto is not the kind that flips out and kills people. Instead, he is the kind that spews gay speeches and dreams about raping his homo-target, Sasuke. With a plot that lame, experts agree that this series is way too retarded to have lasted over 300 episodes on its own, lending weight to the theory that the Japanese use animu as a form of mind control over Wapanese basement-dwellers and 16 year old girls. Good thing more than 3/4 of the anime is simply filler that was just pulled out of some mindless producer's ass. Regardless, scientists have recently discovered that not just Naruto, but all the ninjas in this show crave cock, making Naruto one of the queerest anime in existence, second only to Tsubasa: RESERVoir CHRONiCLE.

Legend has it that there may actually be female characters in this series. However, closer investigation has proven that most female characters either tend to be useless or dead. One example is Tenten, a character so useless that the anime was thankful enough to show her fighting, just so they can create filler space (Which they already do with Hinata). Researchers have concluded that any further attempts to inseminate the existence of girls in this series will be met with swift and immediate reprisal by its creators. It should also be noted that this anime has no actual Japanese martial arts, and that this show is also, no matter how many fansubs insert the words "Fuck" or "Damn," A KID'S SHOW.

According to press reports, Naruto is "a cartoon about sand######s on television."[2]

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Naruto

[jag]

http://img837.imageshack.us/img837/7091/15551165.png

I agree. The Sasuke order seems to have caused a rift between the two.

[symple19]

Serious


originally posted by ghost_of_gashir

after reading the chapter and analyzing the akatsuki leader's objectives, i gotta say i'm impressed by his business model. He's not just going to go out there and pwn everyone. He's actually going to gather allies, form armies, make money, and gradually build himself up into a viable business. Eventually, because he's got his little united nations of little ninja countries backing him, the akatsuki will end up on near equal footing with any of the five great ninja villages. Kinda like how bill gates built up microsoft from the ground up and turned it into a near super monopoly with ridiculous profit.

Meanwhile, orochimaru's chilling in caves still trying to keep up a facade of power although all he really has left is one bargaining chip(sasuke), a non-existant village, and ummm...kabuto. He had a business plan too...only it was a horrible failure because of fraud and mismanagement and ended up profiting him and him alone while leaving everyone else involved to suffer horribly when it failed. And even then, he ended up getting burned by his own short-sighted planning. Kinda like how enron was pretending all was well, while in reality, they were losing billions and their leaders were dumping its stock like crazy while encouraging employees not to panic because nothing was wrong at all. Orochimaru's ambition has little chance of being achieved, because he's got people on his ass already, little actual means to achieving it besides taking over sasuke(hey, even enron had a last grasp of possibly surviving before ultimately being shutdown)...but then what? He's still going to have people on his ass and it's just him and kabuto...and i suppose any sound that survived the invasion of konoha.

So what's my point?

Akatsuki can realistically achieve their goal because they seem to have sound strategy and a leader with a good head on their shoulders. I'm sure they'll build themselves up to the point where the goal is feasible and they're actually in high standing.

Meanwhile, i easily see orochimaru ending up like enron's ceo kenneth lay...

...dying alone on some mountain.

Sorry, if no one understands any of this crap. I just really liked that business model the al came up with.

[symple19]

Currently viewing thread: NarutoLuva
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[benefactor]

This is so beyond epic...better than the koriwhat saga, guitardude and 90210 all rolled together.

[lefty]

Wow :lmao

[symple19]

ROFL

Laka is done here. What does this mean for Kool_Aids and other Luva allies, like #41bloadachoad???????????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????????????????????????? ??????????????????

[midnightpulp]

Lol at comparing a Naruto storyline to the corporate world.

[symple19]

Lol at comparing a Naruto storyline to the corporate world.

Naruto is serious!!!! Fuckin serious ass shit :lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

[Muser]

The whole board is just taking a huge shit on luva :lmao

[Axe Murderer]

Like I mentioned last week, Gaara basically confessed to Naruto in every way possible without actually doing a confession. And it was arguably one of the best confessions in the entire series. So what does he do this week?

He one-ups himself! Not only does he declare his "friendship", but he makes Naruto think...REALLY think about what his "friendship" is with Sasuke. If this was a shoujo manga, it'd be like telling the female lead "All he does is hurt you...but I love you!"...but instead, this is just to mean "bonds"(YEAH...SUUUURE it does).

It's like as if Kishimoto is telling us, "You know, that confession from Sakura was so incredibly bad, I'm going to have Gaara make ANOTHER confession after the initial confession he made that completely made Sakura's confession look like shit. See? I can write a good confession scene when I feel like it!"

"I think of you as a friend."

Yeah, Gaara...I bet you do. Oh, and did anyone notice? Naruto was moved. Startled. Even had a big "!" when Gaara said that. What can I conclude from this?

Naruto is more accepting of a relationship with Gaara then he is with Sakura or Hinata.

And you know? I don't see anything wrong with that.

[Halberto]

I'm still speechless. We CANNOT let him off the hook. This is way bigger than calf tats.

[midnightpulp]

Like I mentioned last week, Gaara basically confessed to Naruto in every way possible without actually doing a confession. And it was arguably one of the best confessions in the entire series. So what does he do this week?

He one-ups himself! Not only does he declare his "friendship", but he makes Naruto think...REALLY think about what his "friendship" is with Sasuke. If this was a shoujo manga, it'd be like telling the female lead "All he does is hurt you...but I love you!"...but instead, this is just to mean "bonds"(YEAH...SUUUURE it does).

It's like as if Kishimoto is telling us, "You know, that confession from Sakura was so incredibly bad, I'm going to have Gaara make ANOTHER confession after the initial confession he made that completely made Sakura's confession look like shit. See? I can write a good confession scene when I feel like it!"

"I think of you as a friend."

Yeah, Gaara...I bet you do. Oh, and did anyone notice? Naruto was moved. Startled. Even had a big "!" when Gaara said that. What can I conclude from this?

Naruto is more accepting of a relationship with Gaara then he is with Sakura or Hinata.

And you know? I don't see anything wrong with that.

:lol

[lefty]

I'm still speechless. We CANNOT let him off the hook. This is way bigger than calf tats.
:rollin

[Giuseppe]

I'm still speechless. We CANNOT let him off the hook. This is way bigger than calf tats.

And about equal with the MVP debate.

tee, hee.

[admiralsnackbar]

http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll320/snackbar50/jpg.jpg

[symple19]

Maybe Luva will commit seppuku after viewing this thread

[Leetonidas]

Wow.

Naruto?

Wow.

[Giuseppe]

Wow.

Naruto?

Wow.

Lee, finally showin' up. Found your niche, eh, daddy?
:lmao

[djohn2oo8]

I'm still speechless. We CANNOT let him off the hook. This is way bigger than calf tats.

Not for one second, Hal, NOT ONE SECOND

[Giuseppe]

Not for one second, Hal, NOT ONE SECOND

You just shut the fuck up and soldier tonite. Don't fuck this up...

*You triumph.

**Boston beats Chicago in a week.

***We run the table.

Then we're gonna pick up a blow torch, a pair of pliers and get down to the business of gettin' down.

[symple19]

That's Boss...:lol

I was thinking, with all these revelations going on, the number of relatives for Naruto is almost endless. Well, speaking in hypothetical terms, here's what we got so far...

Father: Yondaime
Mother: Kushina
Brother(Figuratively): Sasuke
Grandfather(Figuratively)/father figure: Jiraiya
Grandmother(Figuratively)/Mother/Nice set of pillows: Tsunade

That's not to mention a bunch of other people...

Pein: Looks just like him, could be anything from his brother/uncle/cousin to just a look-a-like.
BH: Kishimoto won't tell us her name. Rumors about her being Naruto's mom all over the place.
Kurenai: Has goofy eyes like Pein. Hey, they could be related too!
Kurenai's kid: Hey, if Kurenai is related to Pein and Pein is related to Naruto...
Sarutobi clan: If Kurenai is related to Pein and Pein is related to Naruto, Naruto will be related to the third and Konohamaru!

And hell, lets assume Naruto marries Hinata...

Neji: In-law!

Hell, sharingan came from the byakugan, right?

Madara: Creator of sharingan? Well, hell...that means he must've been a Hyuuga before that! He'll be related too!

I was trying to figure out a way for Naruto to be blood-related to the Uchihas so Kishi can live his dream and give Naruto sharingan, but I can't see it.

Hmmm...did I miss anyone?
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[Giuseppe]

I was thinking, with all these revelations going on, the number of relatives for Naruto is almost endless. Well, speaking in hypothetical terms, here's what we got so far...

Father: Yondaime
Mother: Kushina
Brother(Figuratively): Sasuke
Grandfather(Figuratively)/father figure: Jiraiya
Grandmother(Figuratively)/Mother/Nice set of pillows: Tsunade

That's not to mention a bunch of other people...

Pein: Looks just like him, could be anything from his brother/uncle/cousin to just a look-a-like.
BH: Kishimoto won't tell us her name. Rumors about her being Naruto's mom all over the place.
Kurenai: Has goofy eyes like Pein. Hey, they could be related too!
Kurenai's kid: Hey, if Kurenai is related to Pein and Pein is related to Naruto...
Sarutobi clan: If Kurenai is related to Pein and Pein is related to Naruto, Naruto will be related to the third and Konohamaru!

And hell, lets assume Naruto marries Hinata...

Neji: In-law!

Hell, sharingan came from the byakugan, right?

Madara: Creator of sharingan? Well, hell...that means he must've been a Hyuuga before that! He'll be related too!

I was trying to figure out a way for Naruto to be blood-related to the Uchihas so Kishi can live his dream and give Naruto sharingan, but I can't see it.

Hmmm...did I miss anyone?
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You still got Rondo'ed last night.

And you know what else? He made you like it.

tee, hee.

[monosylab1k]

http://www.harperwoodsbaseball.com/images/Latest-Graphics/sheed.JPG

[djohn2oo8]

djohn, you got two more week, then it's ye bye for you.

So it is. I mean, it's good that spurstalk is keeping you from your gardening, fucking bitches, and your love for Naruto

[symple19]

You still got Rondo'ed last night.

And you know what else? He made you like it.

tee, hee.

http://s236.photobucket.com/albums/ff286/nfforums/NF%20smilies/kruemelmonsteryn0.gif

[djohn2oo8]

You just shut the fuck up and soldier tonite. Don't fuck this up...

*You triumph.

**Boston beats Chicago in a week.

***We run the table.

Then we're gonna pick up a blow torch, a pair of pliers and get down to the business of gettin' down.

We will fuck it up on purpose, Cubby

[LnGrrrR]

http://s236.photobucket.com/albums/ff286/nfforums/NF%20smilies/kruemelmonsteryn0.gif

:lmao

[Giuseppe]

They ain't deflectin' those two losses last night.

Uh, uh.

I don't give a shit if I have to sit here all day & all nite.

This, I vow.

[jag]

They ain't deflectin' those two losses last night.

Uh, uh.

I don't give a shit if I have to sit here all day & all nite.
This, I vow.

What the hell else would you do?

[Riddler]

Cockuluva, if I have a computer problem, do I call Dell computers, or do I call you?

[monosylab1k]

What the hell else would you do?

He might try watching some Naruto, but tbh he may need to do some catching up since the last cartoon he watched was Betty Boop.

[Giuseppe]

What the hell else would you do?

You're livin' with last night, daddy.

And that's just the way it's gonna be.

I warned ya's repeatedly what was gonna happen when the Celtics beat ya.

You've nobody to blame but yerselves.

I've no sympathy for you.

[jag]

I fed your family for a month, and this is how you repay me?

You used your grocery money to pay a few bar tabs of mine.

[Giuseppe]

He might try watching some Naruto, but tbh he may need to do some catching up since the last cartoon he watched was Betty Boop.

Mono, torn twixt actin' the ass & being an entrepreneur.

Yer adorable.

[jag]

You're livin' with last night, daddy.

And that's just the way it's gonna be.

I warned ya's repeatedly what was gonna happen when the Celtics beat ya.

You've nobody to blame but yerselves.

I've no sympathy for you.

You obviously have sympathy for rakaruva. And don't call me daddy, faggot.

[Riddler]

I cant see or hear you waaaay down there. I'm flying high above the clouds right now.:lmao

Oh I forgot, you're like the ONLY Asian who blows at math

[symple19]

I cant see or hear you waaaay down there. I'm flying high above the clouds right now.:lmao

http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff286/nfforums/bj71bc.gif

[Giuseppe]

You obviously have sympathy for rakaruva. And don't call me daddy, faggot.

At home, in Texas no less.

tee, hee.

[Booharv]

You obviously have sympathy for rakaruva. And don't call me daddy, faggot.

I sure as hell prefer him to Captain Ass-pull...I mean Madara.

http://s236.photobucket.com/albums/ff286/nfforums/NF%20smilies/kruemelmonsteryn0.gif

[jag]

At home, in Texas no less.

tee, hee.

Are you describing where you touch your victims?

[LnGrrrR]

I cant see or hear you waaaay down there. I'm flying high above the clouds right now.:lmao

I thought that was Dragonball Z?

[jag]

You are one ungrateful SOB. There's a price to pay when you bite the hand that feeds you.

There's a price to pay when you bet your children's food money. And that price is apparently $300.

[Giuseppe]

Are you describing where you touch your victims?

Thanks, I was waitin' for this:::

You should go back and fuck your mother some more.

tee, hee.

[Booharv]

Naruto got rapping skillz

"You've got sunglasses and a tan like it's hot, but you're pretty cool and I like that a lot...wheeeee!"

I didn't think he was capable, but Naruto can freestyle too. I didn't think he had any street cred, but then he goes and busts a rhyme like he was Jay motherf'in Z. Just goes to show you that Naruto must've grew up in the 8 mile section of Konoha. http://s236.photobucket.com/albums/ff286/nfforums/NF%20smilies/210c0g7.png

[jag]

Let's not forget why we're all here

http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/2460/ruva.png

[Giuseppe]

Lettin' bad ass KG run ya's out of your own house.

tee, hee.

[midnightpulp]

The core frontrunners of Laker Nation is done on these boards.

Kool: Welching crack baby.
Luva: 28 year old Naruto fan.
2b: Obsessed with Wedding Crashers.

[Giuseppe]

C'mon, Jag, I ain't done you since the early days.

Come ta Pappy. I got your ma already.

C'mon, come get some.

[Giuseppe]

The core frontrunners of Laker Nation is done on these boards.

Kool: Welching crack baby.
Luva: 28 year old Naruto fan.
2b: Obsessed with Wedding Crashers.

Mid won't fuck with me.

Many, many here won't.

& you know what? Wise decision.

tee, hee.

[jag]

C'mon, Jag, I ain't done you since the early days.

Come ta Pappy. I got your ma already.

C'mon, come get some.

If i were 15 years younger this type of seduction might work.

[midnightpulp]

Lol at Culburn trying to troll with the Spurs losing when no one gives a shit.

[midnightpulp]

Mid won't fuck with me.

Many, many here won't.

& you know what? Wise decision.

tee, hee.

Culburn: Supports the welching crack baby.

[LnGrrrR]

What's funny is how many people here know this shit. I knew djohn the gook was a baby, and fabbs, but shit, I feel like I'm in a nursery home right now.

I think most people my age are at least passingly familiar with DBZ... it used to run on the Cartoon Network, I think.

[symple19]

Hey, I LIKE CS2 Sasuke. In fact, that's probably the only thing about Sasuke I like. It's like so ridiculous, you have to like it.

But an Akatsuki filled with fashion nightmares and freakish character designs is something that just makes me warm and fuzzy inside. I can appreciate the nail polish because it's awesome in a "I dress however I want, beyotch!" sort of way.

That's why I can't ever get into the Sound village. Orochimaru looks like he's wearing a potato sack. The robes and giant rope knot belts aren't nearly as stylish as big hats and robes with fluffy red clouds.

[Muser]

I think most people my age are at least passingly familiar with DBZ... it used to run on the Cartoon Network, I think.

Back when I was a kid all I remember is watching that show and Pokemon.

[daspurs]

I think most people my age are at least passingly familiar with DBZ... it used to run on the Cartoon Network, I think.

lol it was the shit .. but then again we were in elementary school , lakaluva is a 28 year old virgin who has a room filled with naruto posters .

[Booharv]

What the hell's going on with Raikage's left arm?

We never get a clear look at the stump or anything, but apparently there's some sort of black glow going on around his left arm. And on the first panel of pg. 1, apparently his entire arm is absorbed into C? Weird.

What the hell are you doing with your drawings, Kishi? http://s236.photobucket.com/albums/ff286/nfforums/NF%20smilies/rlz4ib.png

[djohn2oo8]

What's funny is how many people here know this shit. I knew djohn the gook was a baby, and fabbs, but shit, I feel like I'm in a nursery home right now.

So you're a paki throughout the week and a gook on the weekends? Makes since chasing pussy on Sunday nights equates to intense Naruto discussions :lmao

[Giuseppe]

Culburn: Supports the welching crack baby.

& you was gonna ignore me.

tee, hee.

Don't fret::: AZ Central, Sose's Joint, et al & etc...nobody can ignore Cubby for long.

lmcontrollinao!

[midnightpulp]

I've already turned it into a win, mid. I should be at work right now, but I'm enjoying the praising. When is the last time you seen me this active? Aside from a Laker winning streak, I was dead floating down the river. The Kool welch set me back a few years. But I'm back on top, thanks to mono.:lol

I guess you obviously subscribe to the idea that there's no such thing as bad publicity. But now every time you start a thread, it's going to be spammed with Naruto shit. You won't draw the ire like you once did.

Only a new batch of GNSFs can resurrect the former Luva.

[Giuseppe]

So you're a paki throughout the week and a gook on the weekends? :lmao

Just win tonite, asshole. Don't fuck this up.

[BlackSwordsMan]

We need to form a defensive line around lakaluva and protect him from these chakra attacks cubby.

[Giuseppe]

I guess you obviously subscribe to the idea that there's no such thing as bad publicity. But now every time you start a thread, it's going to be spammed with Naruto shit. You won't draw the ire like you once did.

Only a new batch of GNSFs can resurrect the former Luva.

She's already warned ya twice about your spammin' ways, Mid.

tee, hee.

[djohn2oo8]

Just win tonite, asshole. Don't fuck this up.

Got him right where I want him. Come ta pappy

[DMC]

Could be a well crafted April fool's joke. hmmmm

[BlackSwordsMan]

Do you read the manga laka?

[Giuseppe]

Got him right where I want him. Come ta pappy

Don't get all delicate and light on me, dj.

Just f'in win tonite.

[midnightpulp]

You underestimate me greatly.:lmao

It's over for the lakaluva persona. There's no comeback from this shit.

mono murked you.

[BlackSwordsMan]

Why? we could have meaningful discussions all day imo

[BlackSwordsMan]

also the black thing you refer too isn't it a tourniquet?

[Giuseppe]

It's over for the lakaluva persona. There's no comeback from this shit.

mono murked you.

& Kori stomped a mudhole in your ass. Warned ya, warned ya twice.

ha, ha.

[BlackSwordsMan]

you know cause his arm got cut off

[BlackSwordsMan]

& Kori stomped a mudhole in your ass. Warned ya, warned ya twice.

ha, ha.

we get it
kori, tree of woe, tee hee etc etc

[Giuseppe]

we get it
kori, tree of woe, tee hee etc etc

Uh, uh, none of that crapola.

It'll never end.

[Juggity]

:lmao

Mono, dawg, you got some investigating skills. Nice catch

[midnightpulp]

Now, I'm as hetero as the next guy, but comparing Naruto to the last time he was shirtless(I dunno, during the Chuunin exam when he was catching fish?), he's actually got some muscle definition now. I'm sure some fangirl out there is prepared to write some crazy Kakashi/Naruto/Yamato yaoi piece just based on having a bunch of sweaty shirtless Naruto's splashing around in the water from this chapter. Seriously, that guy's turning into a hunk of beefcake, by gawd...

...ahem. Yeah, as hetero as the next guy.

But seriously...he's no scrawny runt anymore. Now, if only Sasuke wasn't the Barry Bonds of the Narutoverse...

[Giuseppe]

:lmao

Mono, dawg, you got some investigating skills. Nice catch

Juggy, comin' down from upstairs.

tee, hee.

[lefty]

Could be a well crafted April fool's joke. hmmmm
I hope not

[clambake]

many people trying to sweep up the ashes.

[Giuseppe]

many people trying to sweep up the ashes.

Staples janitorial arts staff handled that last night.

tee, hee.

[ManuBalboa]

http://imageflea.com/pics/1009/1gupt5tb.gif

28 year old Naruto Fan HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAH AHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHA HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAH AHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHA HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAH AHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHA HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAH AHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHA HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAH AHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHA HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHA

[Juggity]

Juggy, comin' down from upstairs.

tee, hee.

Hey, I heard shit was going down. I just couldn't miss out on this top-notch piece of muckraking journalism. Glad I could be here.

We are all witnesses! :lol

[Giuseppe]

Hey, I heard shit was going down. I just couldn't miss out on this top-notch piece of muckraking journalism. Glad I could be here.

We are all witnesses! :lol

Anything is a diversion after last night's shit storm, eh, tights?

tee, hee.

[Mugen]

Anything is a diversion after last night's shit storm, eh, tights?

tee, hee.

Very true, Cubby.

It's a regular Ghost of Gashir town up there.

[Baron Davιs]

That did occur to me. Then I saw the bachelorette party line. That gave it away without any reasonable doubt.


"Ever bang an entire bachelorette party, baby"
is a line from The Office, you fucktard.

[clambake]

now its impossible to think of anything else when they post.

[Juggity]

Anything is a diversion after last night's shit storm, eh, tights?

tee, hee.

I'll admit this considerably softens the blow. I'd be fuckin' embarrassed if my online persona, carefully cultivated over the course of 18,000 posts, was burst like a water balloon in one fell swoop by an insightful investigation.

So yeah, this is a good deal more fun to watch than the Spurs game last night was!

[Giuseppe]

Very true, Cubby.

It's a regular Ghost of Gashir town up there.

Yep, I just went up to bust some balls and it's like somebody died, or, lost money.

[Giuseppe]

now its impossible to think of anything else when they post.

& it beats thinking of the Heat takin' your cookie like that.

[monosylab1k]

"Ever bang an entire bachelorette party, baby"
is a line from The Office, you fucktard.

I quit watching The Office two seasons ago when it stopped being funny. The line is still a dead giveaway for luva, regardless of origin. nice try.

[clambake]

all the deflection from the fetal.

[clambake]

monoslayer, actually.

[Giuseppe]

all the deflection from the fetal.

Oh, yeah, I'm draggin' out the Heat debacle.

You can out on that, fartface.

O & Forever!!!:lmao

[Axe Murderer]

:rollin at Culburn trying to deflect the ownage yet nobody gives a shit

[clambake]

i haven't seen a recorded kill like this since JFK.

[jeebus]

i haven't seen a recorded kill like this since JFK.
:lmao

[monosylab1k]

Remember the stinky paki thing? Remember the twitter thing? Remember the Mavkrew thing?

apparently you do

[clambake]

hey mono, now that you have the title.....are you goin to disneyland?

[BUMP's Comm. Teacher]

There should be an open spot, am I correct. I mean, being up there for a month made realize that I'm more like you guys than I realized. I fit all of the necessary criteria needed to fill the role of a strong 4 star general. Accordingot your very own Krew guidelines, I fit the bill.



1. You must know shit about basketball. Check



2. You must lol/LMAO people who don't know shit about basketball. Check



3. You may not be a non-conformist. Check



4. No faggots. Double Check



5. Attack the easily butthurt. Check, just see Spurfan for reference



6. YoU mAy NoT tYpE lIkE tHiS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 Check



7. You must be strong. Check



8. Never use a shitload of emoticons, unless used for trolling purposes.



9. Calf Tats = FUCK YOU
Well, there's not much meat left on the bone of this guy, but..... Check

[Riddler]

We're linked for life now, lil nigga. You may as well had let me in the Krew if you gonna ride my dick this hard.

Asians are notoriously small, so any man/woman that you emptied your life savings to would just fall straight off

[Giuseppe]

:rollin at Culburn trying to deflect the ownage yet nobody gives a shit

I'd say something to ya, but, your affiliation is a permanent doormat.

[Giuseppe]

Asians are notoriously small, so any man/woman that you emptied your life savings to would just fall straight off

Just don't say anything about molestation material. Else I'll put you in bed with your mother so fast your head will spin.

Savvy?

[clambake]

you've been lee harvey oswalded.

[lakaluva's mom]

Damn, now they know my son's name

[Giuseppe]

you've been lee harvey oswalded.

You were Heated.

tee, hee.

[Axe Murderer]

I'd say something to ya, but, your affiliation is a permanent doormat.

:dramaquee

Oh Thank God! Insulting a bunch of grown men that don't affect my life whatsoever would have been crushing. No really. Just devastating.

[Riddler]

Just don't say anything about molestation material. Else I'll put you in bed with your mother so fast your head will spin.

Savvy?

Apparently you stayed on, but you would think different b.c of that wide open asshole you are sporting Sonny boy

[Giuseppe]

Apparently you stayed on, but you would think different b.c of that wide open asshole you are sporting Sonny boy

That's acceptable.

I'll only prompt you on lettin' the Celtics take your cookie.

tee, hee.

[Sisk]

Luva is one sad, sad guy. No wonder he lives vicariously through the lakers. Outside of them, this cartoon shit is all he's got.

[Giuseppe]

You used to live thru Pop. Now you're all calling him everything but a white man.

ha, ha.

[admiralsnackbar]

:lmao

Look at what lakaluva has driven you to.

Look at what Pokemon has driven you to.

[i MAke GOod POlls]

It is pretty sad to see how horrible luva is now. He used to be a great troll but now since he gets bukkaked daily, his only material is "hahahaha I'm on your mind 24/7!" when in reality everyone's just having fun poking the retard with a stick

He's at the Tacker/koriwhat level of delusionalness

[SpursNextRomanEmpire]

Only lakaluva would try and turn this into some sort of victory for himself.

What a fuckin disgrace.

[ManuBalboa]

What was your gateway anime Luva? Most of us stopped at DBZ bro. You hit dat dere Digimon up yet?

[Giuseppe]

when in reality everyone's just having fun poking the retard with a stick

Got ta beat the Celtics humiliating ya's in Texas last night.

tee, hee.

[Sisk]

:lmao

Look at what lakaluva has driven you to.

I don't even want to pile it on anymore than it already has been. It's like watching a dying old animal being killed in a stampede.

[Giuseppe]

I don't even want to pile it on anymore than it already has been. It's like watching a dying old animal being killed in a stampede.

Got ta beat the Rondo humiliating ya's in Texas last night.

tee, hee.

[clambake]

trying to talk basketball. lol

[Mugen]

i'm with you, Luva. Anime isn't all bad. But Naruto is pretty fucking sad.

[jag]

Very true, Cubby.

It's a regular Ghost of Gashir town up there.

:lol

[jag]

Just don't say anything about molestation material. Else I'll put you in bed with your mother so fast your head will spin.

Savvy?

The guy who preys on smalls boys thinks mom jokes are funny. I can't say i'm surprised

[Giuseppe]

You ever see your mom completely nude, Jag? No seriously, what's it like?

[Giuseppe]

trying to talk basketball. lol

The Heat.:lmao

[jag]

You ever see your mom completely nude, Jag? No seriously, what's it like?

Stop acting like you're interested in anything other than 9 year old boys.

[Greg Oden]

Culburn still playing whilst the ship is sinking. It's not respectable and has no dignity, but it's cute.

play MF'er, play!!!

[clambake]

...since JFK.

[Giuseppe]

Stop acting like you're interested in anything other than 9 year old boys.

You ever watch your mom & dad doing it, Jag? What's that like?

[Giuseppe]

Culburn still playing whilst the ship is sinking. It's not respectable and has no dignity, but it's cute.

play MF'er, play!!!

lmcontrollinao!

[jag]

The guy who preys on smalls boys thinks mom jokes are funny. I can't say i'm surprised


You ever watch your mom & dad doing it, Jag? What's that like?

[Greg Oden]

do you plan on leaving flowers at rakaruva's grave?

[Mugen]

:lmao Cubby trying to catch as much of the bukkake as possible and deflect it from the Ghost of Gashir...

Tell me Cubby, is this similar to when you were a kid and worshiped John Wayne? Only to find out he was a 28 year old who loved Naruto? :lmao

[Giuseppe]

:lmao Cubby trying to catch as much of the bukkake as possible and deflect it from the Ghost of Gashir...

Tell me Cubby, is this similar to when you were a kid and worshiped John Wayne? Only to find out he was a 28 year old who loved Naruto? :lmao

If you play I steam roll ya's.

If you leave I win.

I can't lose. It's an age old process from the Mid-90's fine tuned at AZ Central and points East.

tee, hee.

[clambake]

can you get hurt by a cartoon steamroller?

[Giuseppe]

Like when the Heat steamrolled you.

But, shit, you were relieved. You just wanted it over.

[clambake]

talking basketball lol

[jag]

If you play I steam roll ya's.

If you leave I win.

I can't lose. It's an age old process from the Mid-90's fine tuned at AZ Central and points East.

tee, hee.

http://iwasreallyhungry.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/christmas_story_chinese.jpg

Fa ra-ra-ra-ra, ra ra ra ra

lol 28 year old asian ghost of gashir

[Mugen]

good to see that the Ghost updated his profile.

[Giuseppe]

talking basketball lol

O & Forever!

[Greg Oden]

Katie girl, there's strange things a brewin. I gots damage control to do.


Sure thing, Allan.


http://picturehosting.com/images/Alan888/fav.jpg

[Giuseppe]

Our favorite picture.

[clambake]

O & Forever!

man up and help us plan mono's award ceremony.

[Greg Oden]

yeah, before both of you turned into moist leather.