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Slomo
04-01-2011, 05:35 AM
First of all let me say it has been a great pleasure and a privilege to be involved with this forum for the past 7 years. But as time passes things happen that force one to re-evaluate his position and priorities. I will forever be thankful to the Ellis family for giving me the opportunity to be involved with this site much more than I ever thought I would be with an internet forum.

The situation is as follows.

The incredible stupidity of the trolling on this site has proven to me beyond any doubt that people are not to be trusted and that freedom of expression is highly overrated.

An investor group has approached me and Muki with a lucrative offer to take over the system administrations of a network of sports forums under the tutelage of one of the major international media organizations. We will start managing their existing network, slowly adding both sites/forums and servers, until we will have completely restructured their network in a way similar to the decentralized network of servers that Google uses (obviously in a slightly smaller number).

As a lifelong Spurs fan I convinced them to also include a dedicated forum to the San Antonio Spurs and I'm happy to say that negotiations for the buyout of SpursReport have been successfully concluded and that I'm looking forward to a completely refurbished site, that will become the model towards which we will steer all the others.

The main motivation (beside financial) has been the disenchantment with the freedom of speech that I'm witnessing here. I now for the first time in my life understand the Communist's approach to this subject, which is ironic since growing up under that system never achieved what the last year here in Spurstalk did.

It is quite clear that the new site will be heavily moderated almost to the point of censorship, but because humans are ultimately flawed, we are developing software that will do the censoring on a massive scale automatically for us (the idea came from timvp's brilliant solution to the misspelling of Elliott's name). Other features will also include pay-per-use of emoticons (some will be animated!) and a subscription based library of photoshopped pictures of opposing teams players.

So dear fellow Spurs fans join me in this new utopia were for the small price of personal freedom we will give you a structured, well organized and well policed forum, where thoughts will not only be monitored, but will ultimately become unnecessary.

I understand that some of you will disagree with my new stance, but allow me to offer you as an example the exquisite narrow-mindedness of the Lakers fanbase that is producing such wonderful results all over these interwebs. Who here can argue against my wish to become more like them (just a more disciplined and possibly uniformed version of them).

Yours sincerely,

Joseph Slomo

Chieflion
04-01-2011, 05:37 AM
And Happy April Fools Day!

Giuseppe
04-01-2011, 05:37 AM
tee, hee.

benefactor
04-01-2011, 05:43 AM
Well played, sir.

Uriel
04-01-2011, 05:51 AM
http://sunandshield.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/big-brother-is-watching-you.jpg

The Reckoning
04-01-2011, 05:53 AM
damn lol i was like woah woah woah slomo woah woah...oh

symple19
04-01-2011, 05:56 AM
lol

disciple
04-01-2011, 06:10 AM
As soon as you mentioned SR, the gig was up. (Actually sooner)

Stringer_Bell
04-01-2011, 06:46 AM
I didn't buy it for a second!! NOPE! Not even a tear. Not a single tear.

:(

Brazil
04-01-2011, 07:58 AM
you got me slomo

JudynTX
04-01-2011, 08:00 AM
As soon as you mentioned SR, the gig was up. (Actually sooner)

:lmao Man, I haven't heard that name in a lonnnnnnnnnnnng time.

Well done Slomo! :toast

CubanMustGo
04-01-2011, 08:12 AM
Gotta say you had me going until you started talking about timvp being brilliant and pay-per-use emoticons. :toast

JoeChalupa
04-01-2011, 08:19 AM
You had me at Goodbye. :lmao D'oh!!

SpursNextRomanEmpire
04-01-2011, 08:21 AM
You had me through the entire thing.

TDMVPDPOY
04-01-2011, 08:25 AM
i was like np, until you mention SR,

BlackSwordsMan
04-01-2011, 08:27 AM
oh it fake? stopped reading half way and said whiny faggot

spurs_fan_in_exile
04-01-2011, 08:43 AM
No one likes a quitter, Slomo. Not that it changes much here because I've always hated your guts.

lefty
04-01-2011, 08:55 AM
Well played, sir.
Really ?

PM5K
04-01-2011, 09:09 AM
Awesome, can I have his job?

Summers
04-01-2011, 09:10 AM
Slomo, you rat bastard, my bottom lip was quivering! :lol

SpursWoman
04-01-2011, 09:12 AM
Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out!

Leetonidas
04-01-2011, 09:15 AM
lol @ pay-per-use emoticons

Viva Las Espuelas
04-01-2011, 09:24 AM
Don't let the doorknob hit ya where the Good Lord split ya.

Cool story, brah :tu

mrsmaalox
04-01-2011, 09:41 AM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__4X2QAQ3D8o/S0itTRQkvNI/AAAAAAAAFBw/2TPeWO5-lJA/s320/rats_leaving_ship.jpg

gameFACE
04-01-2011, 09:44 AM
Yours sincerely,

Joseph Slomo

Nice touch! lol

Sportcamper
04-01-2011, 09:56 AM
Fix for you…

Slomo-I understand that some of you will disagree with my new stance but allow me to offer you as an example the exquisite excellence of the Mighty Lakers & their 1st class fan base that are producing such wonderful results & goodwill all over the galaxy. Who here can argue against my wish to become more like them…I just hope that one day I can be as GOOD AS THEM…

bigzak25
04-01-2011, 10:16 AM
You touched me in a place you're not supposed to touch me Slomo.

Spurologist
04-01-2011, 10:23 AM
I have been played

Slydragon
04-01-2011, 10:30 AM
Lol...nice

LnGrrrR
04-01-2011, 10:39 AM
It's funny seeing how many people who didn't actually read the post will comment.

SpursWoman
04-01-2011, 10:58 AM
It's funny seeing how many people who didn't actually read the post will comment.


Yours is the only one so far that would suggest as much. :lol

Slomo
04-01-2011, 11:12 AM
No one likes a quitter, Slomo. Not that it changes much here because I've always hated your guts.


Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out!

You'll be begging me for 24 hours free emoticons vouchers in no time.


lol @ pay-per-use emoticons

Wait until somebody buy this idea from me, I'll be like the guy who invented those cardboard collars for Starbucks :greedy

SpursWoman
04-01-2011, 11:21 AM
You'll be begging me for 24 hours free emoticons vouchers in no time.



http://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/63.gif

Greg Oden
04-01-2011, 12:23 PM
bye

JoeChalupa
04-01-2011, 12:43 PM
Bigzaks lives!!

phxspurfan
04-01-2011, 01:05 PM
Wow...I actually read into the 2nd paragraph before I read SpursReport and said bs...you got me!

polandprzem
04-01-2011, 05:05 PM
why Slomo why?

4>0rings
04-01-2011, 05:09 PM
No one would hire a Slovenian so this is an obvious april fools joke.

SourCandy
04-01-2011, 05:44 PM
I don't think I even seen you post here :lol

DPG21920
04-01-2011, 05:56 PM
Slomo, why have you not responded to my PM?

SnakeBoy
04-01-2011, 06:05 PM
Man, you had for a while. I was thinking great now these people are going to ruin SR too.

mouse
04-01-2011, 07:36 PM
Awesome, can I have his job?


Why so you can turn the Club into the Cantina?

Sense
04-02-2011, 01:41 AM
I don't think I even seen you post here :lol

Slomo is on Kori and Timvp level...

NEWB!
haha



I actually believed it for a second... actually for the first few sentences where you stated the reason you were leaving was because of the trolling...


it's actually not a bad reason to leave this place, many have already...

Slomo
04-02-2011, 08:54 AM
....


it's actually not a bad reason to leave this place, many have already...


I actually disagree. It's one of the things that makes this forum unique.

I'll admit that it gets out of hands every so often and that this year has probably been the worse. But I like how much (or how little) force Kori uses in fixing it and how in the end it evens out into a pretty fun place to spend some time.

I wish some of the trolling was smarter/more selective, but you can't have everything in life.

ploto
04-02-2011, 12:42 PM
I now for the first time in my life understand the Communist's approach to this subject, which is ironic since growing up under that system never achieved what the last year here in Spurstalk did.

:worthy:

Sense
04-03-2011, 12:59 AM
I actually disagree. It's one of the things that makes this forum unique.

I'll admit that it gets out of hands every so often and that this year has probably been the worse. But I like how much (or how little) force Kori uses in fixing it and how in the end it evens out into a pretty fun place to spend some time.

I wish some of the trolling was smarter/more selective, but you can't have everything in life.

I like to think it's more because Kori isn't around to see it, rather than her not doing anything about it..

This year has been pretty horrible... I couldn't even remember Mouse as a troll... he's been getting outtrolled for a while now actually..

ShoogarBear
04-03-2011, 03:16 PM
Joseph Slomo

:lol

Say it ain't so Joe!

angel_luv
04-03-2011, 09:12 PM
Please check your message inbox. :)

angel_luv
04-03-2011, 09:16 PM
Oh boo! You fooled me. I was about to google your new site to join it also.

Ed Helicopter Jones
04-03-2011, 10:28 PM
:tu

Nice!~

marini martini
04-03-2011, 11:48 PM
Thought you were going to get rid of the vermin!!! :cry

Oh, Gee!!
04-04-2011, 12:17 AM
it seems real. spurstalk killed him, and all of you let it happen

xellos88330
04-04-2011, 01:35 AM
Man I came here late. I thought this was real. I was like, who the fuck is gonna fix my thread titles now?