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Ashy Larry
04-05-2011, 03:51 PM
Over the course of the last decade or so, flopping has become an increasingly popular tactic on both the offensive and defensive sides of the ball. In an important basketball game where every play counts, a few free throws or an offensive foul can be the difference between a win and a loss. Everyone looks for an edge, and flopping is just one way of grabbing one.
Some players flop enough, in fact, that they've gained reputations as the league's top floppers. So, not surprisingly, when Sports Illustrated ran an informal player poll asking for the NBA's biggest floppers, the results rounded up the usual suspects. From SI.com (http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/multimedia/photo_gallery/1104/nba.biggest.flopper/content.1.html) (via PBT (http://probasketballtalk.nbcsports.com/2011/04/02/si-player-poll-varejao-ginobili-top-floppers)), the top 10 (of 15), in order:
1. Anderson Varejao (http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/players/3847/)(notes) (http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/players/3847/news)
2. Manu Ginobili (http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/players/3380/)(notes) (http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/players/3380/news)
3. Luis Scola (http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/players/3653/)(notes) (http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/players/3653/news)
4. Derek Fisher (http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/players/3125/)(notes) (http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/players/3125/news)
5. Kevin Martin (http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/players/3843/)(notes) (http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/players/3843/news)
6. Shane Battier (http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/players/3516/)(notes) (http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/players/3516/news)
7. Jarron Collins (http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/players/3562/)(notes) (http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/players/3562/news)
8. Raja Bell (http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/players/3467/)(notes) (http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/players/3467/news)
9. Jose Barea
10. Andres Nocioni (http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/players/3882/)(notes) (http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/players/3882/news)
Some observers argue that an influx of foreign players steeped in the culture of soccer have made flopping a legitimate tactic in the NBA, but it's interesting to note that, apart from the top three, this list isn't exactly full of foreign players -- in addition to No. 15 Sasha Vujacic (http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/players/3844/)(notes) (http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/players/3844/news), six of the 15 players are foreign-born, and Barea may not count because he is from Puerto Rico and honed his craft over four years of NCAA ball at Northeastern. (Oh, and flopping is just as bemoaned by the foreign soccer press as it is in the NBA.) So, blame Europeans if you want, but it's not as if Derek Fisher learned how to flop his way to charge calls just because he saw Varejao do it once in 2005.

What's most interesting about this list, though, is that with the exception of Barea, a player poll from five years ago would have looked remarkably similar. These players flop, to be sure, but it's not as if no other NBA athletes have stepped up their flop game in the intervening seasons. Varejao and Ginobili earned their spots at the top of the list, yet they would find themselves in that position even if both seriously curtailed their flopping. Once you get a reputation, it's hard to shake it.

Still, the strength of reputations isn't the only thing that explains the lack of new faces on this list. As flopping has become a more common occurrence around the league, it's also become a more accepted part of NBA strategy. Take, for instance, the case of Thunder forward Nick Collison (http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/players/3715/)(notes) (http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/players/3715/news), who's been lauded for his ability to take charges (http://www.webcitation.org/5ry9fksre) even though, like most NBA players, he surely flops on a good number of them. However, instead of being called a sissy who won't play like a man, Collison has been praised for his toughness. This isn't because he's any tougher than players who take similar amounts of charges -- it's just that Collison had the good fortune of becoming a charge-taking savant when the play was already widespread enough to be seen as a useful move and not the coward's way out of playing defense.

What this means, ultimately, is that Ginobili and Varejao will top lists like this one until they retire, because the league's newest floppers don't stand out much when the tactic becomes a more accepted fact of the NBA game. In fact, when the players on this list retire, it'll be interesting to see if these sorts of polls even exist anymore. It's hard to call out the league's most active floppers when coaches start teaching it as an aspect of proper defensive technique.


http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/blog/ball_dont_lie/post/Player-poll-rates-notorious-floppers-as-NBA-821?urn=nba-wp868

Fpoonsie
04-05-2011, 03:54 PM
old

lefty
04-05-2011, 03:55 PM
:lol

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn200/nbacardDOTnet/zz%20NBA%20Photo%20Gallery/z%20Funny%20NBA%20Photos/Funny%20Reaction/Flopping/ak47flop.gifhttp://i49.tinypic.com/iokacg.gifhttp://jazzfanatical.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/doubleflop.gif?w=408&h=320http://i32.tinypic.com/ekhope.gif

IronMaxipad
04-05-2011, 03:55 PM
Top 3 are beaners no surprise there, tbh.

lefty
04-05-2011, 03:56 PM
http://nsa19.casimages.com/img/2010/09/15/100915035151964454.gif

4>0rings
04-05-2011, 03:56 PM
Um barrel roll?

lefty
04-05-2011, 03:56 PM
http://nsa20.casimages.com/img/2010/09/15/100915035110379861.gif

lefty
04-05-2011, 03:56 PM
http://nsa19.casimages.com/img/2010/09/15/100915035204587833.gif

Ashy Larry
04-05-2011, 03:58 PM
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that musta been hard on the ref to make any call

badfish22
04-05-2011, 03:59 PM
Seeing as manu hurts himself flopping I don't think he should be #2.

Fpoonsie
04-05-2011, 04:00 PM
Seeing as manu hurts himself flopping I don't think he should be #2.

No.

IronMaxipad
04-05-2011, 04:00 PM
quick someone post the chris bosh flop

Ashy Larry
04-05-2011, 04:01 PM
H-town is well represented in the top ten

badfish22
04-05-2011, 04:01 PM
sup Fpoon. I just started watching that Archer show you jerk off too a month or so ago.

Its the GOODS.

Fpoonsie
04-05-2011, 04:03 PM
sup Fpoon. I just started watching that Archer show you jerk off too a month or so ago.

Its the GOODS.

*fap-fap-fap*

Bill_Brasky
04-05-2011, 04:28 PM
Batum is an up-and-comer. Might already be top 10 tbh.

Fergie The Florists
04-05-2011, 04:30 PM
*fap-fap-fap*

Want a par of bobos to go wit your ed hardys shirts?

LakerHater
04-05-2011, 04:36 PM
quick someone post the chris bosh flop
http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/552045/sqk.gif

ohmwrecker
04-05-2011, 04:41 PM
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Chomag
04-05-2011, 04:41 PM
TBH AK should be on the list among many others that are not on it. This just goes to show how many floppers there are in the NBA now, its ridiculous.

LakerHater
04-05-2011, 04:45 PM
Everybody flops!

TheMACHINE
04-05-2011, 05:15 PM
wtf sons...my nig Sasha dont flop.

jermaine
04-05-2011, 05:18 PM
How do you leave Out AK47 & CP3

Tinystarz
04-05-2011, 05:25 PM
wtf sons...my nig Sasha dont flop.

yes but he just does it wrong.

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Killakobe81
04-05-2011, 05:25 PM
Floppers!!! urrgggh ... LOL

Can't really blame them if refs call it ...but man could you imagine someone pulling that shit in a pickup games? Imagine how many MORE arguments over calls there would be ...

ALVAREZ6
04-05-2011, 05:42 PM
crofl @ those fisher flops

Budkin
04-05-2011, 05:49 PM
You can thank these guys...

Ioyt2zzm530

Ashy Larry
04-05-2011, 05:50 PM
Everybody flops!


uh no .....

LakerHater
04-05-2011, 05:50 PM
uh no .....
Who doesnt...?

djohn2oo8
04-05-2011, 05:54 PM
That list is bullshit without Gasol on it. Dude doesn't have to yell everytime he THINKS he gets fouled

Ashy Larry
04-05-2011, 05:55 PM
Who doesnt...?


Derrick Caracter and Devin Ebanks

tlongII
04-05-2011, 06:19 PM
Batum is an up-and-comer. Might already be top 10 tbh.

Batum and Rudy are both good floppers. We're well represented! :tu

Sportstudi
04-05-2011, 07:10 PM
That list is bullshit without Gasol on it. Dude doesn't have to yell everytime he THINKS he gets fouled

You can also add CP3 and AK47. Both need to be there as well. Same for Gasol, of course. EVERY single time he gets to the hoop he screams like he was hit with a baseball bat. No matter if he got touched or not. Most annoying vocal flopper in the NBA.

ohmwrecker
04-05-2011, 07:12 PM
Derrick Caracter and Devin Ebanks

Do they even play?

LakerHater
04-05-2011, 08:38 PM
Derrick Caracter and Devin Ebanks
I think you havta be given the chance........ 2 fLakers :lmao

Greg Oden
04-05-2011, 08:47 PM
Seeing as manu hurts himself flopping I don't think he should be #2.

cosigned.

Kyle Orton
04-05-2011, 08:51 PM
You can thank these guys...

Ioyt2zzm530

It has more to do with European and South American filth than it does soccer.

Chomag
04-05-2011, 08:55 PM
Need that to be a much bigger list TBH.

LnGrrrR
04-05-2011, 09:40 PM
To me, the worst are Fisher and Manu.

Edit: Forgot CP3. While I don't think he flops with the same regularity that the above two do, he sure does make up for it with how memorably laughable some of his flops are.

LnGrrrR
04-05-2011, 09:43 PM
http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/552045/sqk.gif

:rollin:lmao:rollin:lmao

TE
04-06-2011, 01:01 AM
How does this list exist without a mention of Nicole Batum?