The Mono Show, Episode 2

[monosylab1k]

Thursday night at 8 PM

There will be a fun game that you can call in and play! There might be a grand prize for the winner!*

http://www.blogtalkradio.com/monost/2011/04/08/the-mono-show-episode-2-electric-boogaloo

Join in on the fun!



*pending Kori Ellis approval

[midnightpulp]

Just listened to last night's show. The best yet. Good dynamic between DoK, M>S, DPG, Shank, and yourself.

[MavDynasty]

I'll try to call in with some more time remaining so I don't have to rely on shitty shoutouts.

[Gutter92]

Whats the #

[tlongII]

Can't make it. Busy.

[monosylab1k]

Can't make it. Busy.

tbh tlong you need to definitely call in during the Dallas/Portland series, if only to gloat about Portland sweeping the Mavs.

[IronMexican]

I might call in. I have a serious dilemma, and I need advice.

[tlongII]

tbh tlong you need to definitely call in during the Dallas/Portland series, if only to gloat about Portland sweeping the Mavs.

I will if I can.

[monosylab1k]

Greg Oden too imo

tbh Greg Oden needs to have a smack-off with an established Mavs fan.

I vote dirk4mvp.

[Greg Oden]

I will. It was pretty crowded yesterday. And I didn't want to have to follow up after hearing DPG's voice.

[BlackSwordsMan]

I'm scared of internet bullying if I call.

[rayjayjohnson]

circlejerk imo

[Ghazi]

I will try to call in :)

[#41 Shoot Em Up]

circlejerk imo

:lol +1

[Axe Murderer]

last show was alright but there was too much mavtalk imho

:lol i kinda felt bad for DoK when it went that direction because it was pretty much all Mavfans and DPG who loves to trash the Mavs

[Venti Quattro]

Will you have a playoff preview show?

[TheMACHINE]

I would call in, but I don't like getting hung up on.

[frodo]

I will try to call in :)

imho all mavs krewers should call in. 45min just too short dat picklebreath needs to get an improved service package, prolonging it to 3 hours at least & makin it toll free

[frodo]

I would call in, but I don't like getting hung up on.
yeah u seriously should call in my nig, i was expecting some asian accent listening to the show (knowing mono is a picklebreath) but i heard none. mono is a picklebreath but he sounds no picklebreath at all tbh

[MavDynasty]

imho all mavs krewers should call in. 45min just too short dat picklebreath needs to get an improved service package, prolonging it to 3 hours at least & makin it toll free

tbh niggas needa keep dis shit real. freshh and wit that time nigga no be up in thur with that toll free shit nigga. swagg cant be that nigga with that hood shit up in dis bitchh nigga fuck! :lmao:lmao:lmao

[Kyle Orton]

last show was alright but there was too much mavtalk imho

:lol i kinda felt bad for DoK when it went that direction because it was pretty much all Mavfans and DPG who loves to trash the Mavs

I tried to get in some subtle trolling about Beaubois but there were too many people :lol

Someone say something entertaining, I'm at the library trying to study for this retarded intro to management class and I can't. I'm not even studying with friends like I normally do, I found a deserted corner, snorted 40mgs of aderall, and can't focus on this fuckin bullshit.

[mavsfan1000]

There needs to be more fighting like on the forums. Too much love tap for Mono. lol

[Mavillionaire]

Wow brah! 4 people? You're a regular Jim Rome.

[Stringer_Bell]

I'd probably call in to talk about Socrates, but I don't think I'm popular enough to be allowed on-air.

[monosylab1k]

Tonight's got some huge things planned, this is a show that you will not want to be wanting to miss for the night!

[Axe Murderer]

Tonight's got some huge things planned, this is a show that you will not want to be wanting to miss for the night!

i thought this was episode 3

tbh I'll probably call in depending on how the show goes, anyone else?

[TheMACHINE]

Thursday night at 8 PM

There will be a fun game that you can call in and play! There might be a grand prize for the winner!*

http://www.blogtalkradio.com/monost/2011/04/08/the-mono-show-episode-2-electric-boogaloo

Join in on the fun!



*pending Kori Ellis approval

hmm on the link it says 7pm...so does that mean 5 pm pst...but mono said 8pm..is it 8pm est?!

IM CONFUSED!!! :depressed

[Koolaid_Man]

Would you jizz yourselves if I called in....lol

[HarlemHeat37]

I'll call if I'm assured that I won't be waiting 5+ minutes again, tbh..

[Kyle Orton]

When is the show?

[HighLowLobForBig-50]

When is the show?

link on page 1 of this thread says 40 minutes
finally i get to listen to one live. but i dont have any material so i wont be calling in......this time

[monosylab1k]

Show is in 38ish minutes. 8 PM central time

[DPG21920]

last show was alright but there was too much mavtalk imho

:lol i kinda felt bad for DoK when it went that direction because it was pretty much all Mavfans and DPG who loves to trash the Mavs

Link?

[Fergie The Florists]

Fagguts

[Fergie The Florists]

ay monu, do a segment wheres yous give updats on the horses.

[Fergie The Florists]

monu sounds like a bazo every show

[monosylab1k]

show's about to start!

[SpursNextRomanEmpire]

I don't hear you

[koriwhat]

wtf mono?

[The 4cc Dictionary]

give me a shoutout on the show brah!

[SpursNextRomanEmpire]

Now I do

[DPG21920]

Watching Tron.

[Fergie The Florists]

yu suck

[koriwhat]

maybe... i don't know yet.

[The 4cc Dictionary]

:lol

South Oklahoma in the house i saaaaaiiiiiiiddddddd

[TheNextGen]

lol billy bob

[TheNextGen]

was that themachine?

[IronMexican]

Only 8 mins late.

[TheNextGen]

omg i should call in! kori...make me black!

[TheNextGen]

hahha TheMachine trolled Koriwhat into calling in!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[IronMexican]

koriwhat:tu

[JJ Hickson]

If Koriwhat calls in is mono going to act like a scared pussy again? lol scared of calf tatted secretaries.

[gaKNOW!blee]

actually pretty interesting...i muted the bulls game

[BUMP's Comm. Teacher]

tbh my student's gonna call in a little later imho

[mavsfan1000]

bump. Someone call in.

[JJ Hickson]

if u wanna call someone out actually call out the ppl who fuck with him


You talking to me? I didn't even say you.

[koriwhat]

whatup tc!

[IronMexican]

mono, do you think Orlando can do damage?

[TheMACHINE]

Koriwhat gonna be part of the victory parade?

[Fergie The Florists]

This is whole monu show is on its last lehgs

[IronMexican]

Can't talk. Little cousins here

[IronMexican]

I want to know how can I become a classier person.

[IronMexican]

Like a spurfan without being a spurfan

[IronMexican]

I called in twice, bro.

[mavsfan1000]

This could be the last show if you fuckers don't help out. Get it together.

[IronMexican]

loud beaners, son.

[Fergie The Florists]

tysun is a big poosie

[IronMexican]

Missed first 8 minutes.

[Lizard_King]

Quit bitching faggot, you should've had more shit prepared.

[IronMexican]

tacker

[IronMexican]

Should I step outside to call?

[JJ Hickson]

Tacker is a multiple time a plagiarizer.

[Fergie The Florists]

yous tell em monu

[TheMACHINE]

can't believe mono hung up on Billy Bob...he was about to start smack talking to koriwhat!

[Fergie The Florists]

Da broons are winning nhl title

[Fergie The Florists]

i likes chinese food

[Lizard_King]

This shit's dead

[JJ Hickson]

:lol I don't have a dpg voice.

[Nathan89]

Topic- Off the top, you and your co-host and list the bigs in the Nba that you think are better than Tim Duncan.

[DPG21920]

You wish you had my voice. It's charming.

[mavsfan1000]

(This sooo applies to this place. Enjoy!)

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Reeeeal men of geeeeeniuuuus!

Today we salute YOU, Mr. Really Mad Internet Sports Fan

"Mr. Really Mad Internet Spo-orts Fan!"

Only YOU can fully appreciate the mind-blowing tragedy of a bunch of 18-22 year old athletes you'll never meet, losing a game.

"Don't you TAAAAALK to me about perspective!!"

While others are too preoccupied with things like real life, you take your anger directly to the place where it will make the absolute least possible impact: An Internet discussion forum.

"Loggin' on now!"

Your unique eye for logic allows you to sling turds of doom every which way, and then brag about how you were RIGHT as soon as one of the pieces sticks to the wall regardless of how many dozens fell limply to the floor before that.

"See I told you sooooooo!!"

And if some idiot newspaper columnist has the gall to not be as incensed as you are, you unleash your fury down upon him with all the tenacity and mercilessness of a rabid pit bull with a tender buttock locked in its jaws.

"Total anonymity!"

So keep clicking away, oh Marauder of the Mousepad. Because when the results you so desire finally come about years from now, you can say it was because YOU demanded it."

"How come they haven't fired that dumb coach yet?"

[IronMexican]

Who's calling?

[IronMexican]

It rained for like 5 minutes today. Sucked.

[HarlemHeat37]

Should I call in? I don't wanna wait on the line..

[Chris Bosh Fan]

:clap:clap:clap

Yay! Amuseddaysleeper!!!

[Lizard_King]

I liked the rap

[mavsfan1000]

Should I call in? I don't wanna wait on the line..
Yeah. Call in.

[JJ Hickson]

Should I call in? I don't wanna wait on the line..


Lets call in to prove that we're the same person.

[IronMexican]

Thanks for the pep talk, mono.

[TheMACHINE]

I should call anonymously.

[Fergie The Florists]

guwd this show iz sufferin

[Axe Murderer]

Harlem check your pms

[JJ Hickson]

I should call anonymously.


That would be a good idea if you were better at disguising your azn accent.

[oh crap]

is this one worff listening to?

[Lizard_King]

I'm cooking some Campbell's Creamy Tomato soup right now

Can't wait

[Fergie The Florists]

this shit's done lmao

jajajaja, talk tough then run.poosie

[TheMACHINE]

That would be a good idea if you were better at disguising your azn accent.

I should attempt a texan accent

[JJ Hickson]

this shit's done lmao


Call in and save the show TC

[JJ Hickson]

I should attempt a texan accent



:lol Please do that.

[IronMexican]

Fisher is saving his driving ability for the playoffs.

[Fergie The Florists]

that pussy cant rip me

[IronMexican]

2008

[IronMexican]

Not Culburn.

[TheNextGen]

:lol Please do that.

LOL JJ...did you not hear machine call in earlier? He was "billy bob".

[IronMexican]

mono, you forgot to mention that you would not trade Jefferson for Melo.

[JJ Hickson]

LOL JJ...did you not hear machine call in earlier? He was "billy bob".


I missed the beginning of the show.

[Amuseddaysleeper]

:clap:clap:clap

Yay! Amuseddaysleeper!!!

:lmao:lmao:lmao

Best troll ever

[IronMexican]

He said "he wears silver and black now"

[IronMexican]

Last time UCan't won it all the Spurs did also.

I feel like its 1999 all over again!


I learned back in 1996 never to take a heralded freshman's vow seriously. I'm looking at your Shareef A.

I think the only big time college player that's ever kept his word is wearing silver and black.

[IronMexican]

stretch, you have a gay laugh.

[koriwhat]

stretch, you have a gay laugh.

:king

[TheNextGen]

I missed the beginning of the show.

Ahhh...he sounded like an asian guy pretending to have a texan accent. Haha

[ohmwrecker]

Tell that dumbass to turn his speakers down.

[IronMexican]

laka is Asian.

[IronMexican]

Was it Cali area code?

[IronMexican]

:jack:jack

[Lizard_King]

Doubt you'll ever have shit prepared

[Lizard_King]

Get the fuck off, Mono said thanks for calling in

[IronMexican]

lol redneck accent. I heard Bob, too.

[IronMexican]

He was great for LA on the defensive end.

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

Nice talkin to ya, Chuck.

[Axe Murderer]

damn always call in too late

[IronMexican]

Cool show, brah. Wish people would call in though. Bunch of pussies, tbh.

[Amuseddaysleeper]

You know mono, I did a couple of these shows of my own for the people upstairs (the Spurs forum, not the Lord's work) and I know how tough it can be when the caller volume is a little slow. I had to talk to myself for the first 20 minutes or so of my shows and it can be daunting.

But you guys did a great job, and keep it up, maybe even space out how often you have the shows so more people will be inclined to call as oppose to waiting for the next if it's only 48 hours later or somethin'. I dunno.

Anyways, keep up the good work guys. :tu

[IronMexican]

Gonna listen to the intro now.

[monosylab1k]

LOLOLOLOLOL i am the biggest dumbass on earth. Not once did it occur to me that the sound from my speakers was going to feed into the mic and fuck things up.

sorry everybody.

[TDfan2007]

Nicely done Mono. This is actually pretty cool. You've got a pretty solid radio voice. I tuned in to the last 5 minutes...long enough to hear Bump awkwardly call in and ask about the Rangers.

:tu

[IronMexican]

Trying to listen to beginning, which I missed. Dunno why it wont play for me now.

[Axe Murderer]

tbh sucks luva couldn't keep his composure imho

[ohmwrecker]

LOLOLOLOLOL i am the biggest dumbass on earth. Not once did it occur to me that the sound from my speakers was going to feed into the mic and fuck things up.

sorry everybody.

I thought it was Mr. Bottomtooth because it (echo effect) only happened when he would talk.

[Axe Murderer]

wait who was the other caller? (not stretch)

[i MAke GOod POlls]

:lol

who was the fake luva and why did they hang up? it had the makings of a classic

[IronMexican]

Just started the beginning. Jaydiohead:tu

[IronMexican]

No Karma be the best, though.

[TheGreatest23]

i just got home and missed the show.

Can someone recap the callers and topics?

[i MAke GOod POlls]

i just got home and missed the show.

Can someone recap the callers and topics?

mono starts off the show freestyling

stretch calls in and pretty much co-hosts the whole show

TheMachine calls in and calls out koriwhat :lol

koriwhat then calls in and challenges others to call in

the next 10-15 minutes nobody called in, mono/stretch were just forced to talk about random Mavs/ST stuff

amuseddaysleeper calls in and talks about the Spurs

Bottomtooth calls in and talks about Tacker

a fake Culburn calls in and says "Tee Hee and herapedPERIOD" the whole time then hangs up :lmao

a fake lakaluva calls in (with a dallas area code) has an obnoxious indian accent then hangs up right when it was getting good :lmao

Bump calls in with like a minute left and him/mono pretty much talk about the Texas Rangers as fast as they can get it in

/show

[Fpoonsie]

I'll try to call in next time if I can...what with me being mono's biggest fan and all.

[Greg Oden]

Went fishing today but I will make my voice be heard next time for sure so maybe I can make up for the kori ellis show appearance. I don't know what I'll talk about though, probably Jevan Snead.

[i MAke GOod POlls]

it was definitely Bottomtooth's speakers that were fucked up

[TE]

Fuck I didn't get to tune in.

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

I didn't know how my speakers were fucked up. It wasn't from my computer, I got off when I decided to call.

[Mr.Bottomtooth]

Nice talkin to ya, Chuck.

Mono, you should also be thankful because I used my 15,000th post on you.

[rayjayjohnson]

That was more boring than church

[stretch]

stretch calls in and pretty much co-hosts the whole show

tbh i was in studio

[monosylab1k]

That was more boring than church

thanks for listening!

[TheGreatest23]

Just listening to the show now...

-good Rap mono...though it got cut off a few times
-Billy Bob is awesome... haha...

so far so good

[TheGreatest23]

-lol Koriwhat's on
-lol Billy Bob clowning on Koriwhat. Is that Themachine? haha

[Bill_Brasky]

I wanna know more about koriwhat's portrait.

[IronMexican]

Det was pretty funny when stretch was about to blurt out the phone numba of det one guy.

[stretch]

Det was pretty funny when stretch was about to blurt out the phone numba of det one guy.

tbh I actually wasnt going to. I was trying to tell mono to just check that area code, but for some reason he thought I was going to say the whole number. rofl

[mouse]

I'll try to call in next time if I can...what with me being mono's biggest fan and all.


I will mark my calender.

better yet why not meet me on the show for a smack off?

You seem to talk shit online lets see how you do live.

[stretch]

Mouse vs. Fpoonsie - Episode 3 Smackoff!

[mouse]

mark the tape...................

[mavsfan1000]

No Kori the last 2 mono shows. The chemistry was there between the 2 for radio talk.

[mouse]

So when is someone going to post the next show date?

[Fpoonsie]

I will mark my calender.

better yet why not meet me on the show for a smack off?

You seem to talk shit online lets see how you do live.

Christ.

In this episode, the crotchety old man=mouse, the young Tim that simply tries to humor the overly-sensitive old fuck=me...and Stu prolly=TC.

472XRJvk0GY

[Fpoonsie]

Oh, is that how youd sum up what just went down?

It's how I'd sum up what ALWAYS goes down. mouse gets easily butthurt, tries to throw a few jabs my way that I hardly even notice, and I destroy him while barely breaking a sweat...w/ you (or somebody else) trying to stir the pot. Though, you seem to be pushing for the kw v mouse bout more than anything...which I'm also in favor of.

[koriwhat]

It's how I'd sum up what ALWAYS goes down. mouse gets easily butthurt, tries to throw a few jabs my way that I hardly even notice, and I destroy him while barely breaking a sweat...w/ you (or somebody else) trying to stir the pot. Though, you seem to be pushing for the kw v mouse bout more than anything...which I'm also in favor of.

Fuck old man mouse... I dont have time to waste on that overthehill motherfucker.

[stretch]

sup koriwhat

[koriwhat]

Oh shit

yo TC! give me a couple weeks or so before i finally get the itch to go out and buy 2k11 and live.... got myself a new 360 yesterday! yeah yeah!

[Phillip]

Listened to this old show... rofl at us trashing on the Mavs never being able to win with Dirk at the helm and Ricky C about not playing Roddy and Brewer, and months later they won a championship with Dirk dominating and without Roddy and only using Brewer for one game :rollin

[Lincoln]

Listened to this old show... rofl at us trashing on the Mavs never being able to win with Dirk at the helm and Ricky C about not playing Roddy and Brewer, and months later they won a championship with Dirk dominating and without Roddy and only using Brewer for one game :rollin

Brewer went HAM in that game vs the lakers where we came back from 15 down though

[Phillip]

Brewer went HAM in that game vs the lakers where we came back from 15 down though
he definitely did. he may have been the hero of that series. if LA wins game 1, gotta wonder how the momentum goes from there...