God, if you return _____ to us-we'll give you____!

[silverblk mystix]

God-if you return Stevie Ray Vaughan to us... we'll give you.... Jamie Foxx...

What about you?

Fill in the blanks....

[The Reckoning]

God, if you return our time back to us-we'll give you this thread!

[CubanSucks]

God, if you return our time back to us-we'll give you this thread!

predictable :wakeup

[Strike]

God-if you return Sam Kinison to us, we'll give you Dane Cook.

God-if you return John Bonham to us, we'll give you Hanson

[mouse]

God, if you return

http://www.conspiracyplanet.com/images/George_Carlin.jpg

to us


we'll give you


http://cdn03.cdn.socialitelife.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/charlie-sheen-shirtless-concert-chicago-04042011-05-430x312.jpg




!

[benefactor]

Mouse with the goods.

God...if you return Jimi Hendrix to us, we will give you Nickelback.

God...if you return John Candy to us, we will give you Seth Rogen.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

God, if you return Dio we'll give you Ozzy

God, if you return John Belushi we'll give you Chris Farley (D'oh!)

[JudynTX]

God-if you return Richard Pyror to us, we'll give you Will Ferrell.

God-if you return Kurt Cobain, we'll give you the whole Emo population.

[CubanMustGo]

God - if you return LJ to us, we'll give you Lakerfan *and* GNSF.

[Muser]

That Sheen deal would be a bad one for god, he only needs to wait a year tops tbh.

[coyotes_geek]

God, if you return Spurs championship caliber defense to us we'll give you Luis Scola.

[mrsmaalox]

Bob Marley, for every cast member of every show on MTV and VH1, and we'll still owe you......

[desflood]

God, if you return Firefly to us we will give you Fringe.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

God-if you return Richard Pyror to us, we'll give you Will Ferrell.
How could I forget Richard. I don't think Will is that bad :)

[coyotes_geek]

John Lennon for Justin Bieber, Justin Timberlake and a crappy boy band to be named later.

[mrsmaalox]

John Lennon for Justin Bieber, Justin Timberlake and a crappy boy band to be named later.

The Jonas bros??

[coyotes_geek]

The Jonas bros??

:tu

[Viva Las Espuelas]

This isn't tit for tat, but tit for tats?

[silverblk mystix]

God, if you return Bruce Lee to us...

we'll give you Jet Li

Bonus....

return Michael Jackson, Heath Ledger...

we'll give you Usher, Justin Timberlake & Justin Bieber

[desflood]

God, if you return Bruce Lee to us...

we'll give you Jet Li
I kinda like Jet Li. Sammo Hung, maybe?

[JudynTX]

How could I forget Richard. I don't think Will is that bad :)

He's only made 2 movies that I liked, Old School and Anchorman.

God, if you return James Dean to us - we'll give you Alec Baldwin.

God, if you return Phil Lynott to us - we'll give you Coldplay.

[CuckingFunt]

God, if you return Firefly to us we will give you Fringe.

Hmmm... I've gotten hooked on Fringe lately, but that's a damn good one.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

God-if you return Richard Pyror to us, we'll give you Will Ferrell.
I know! Richard in exchange for Martin Lawrence :tu

[JudynTX]

I know! Richard in exchange for Martin Lawrence :tu

I like Martin Lawrence! :lol Maaaaaaaaaaaartin (his show was greatness)

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I like Martin Lawrence! :lol Maaaaaaaaaaaartin (his show was greatness)

Don't ever talk to me again.

[JudynTX]

Don't ever talk to me again.

:rollin Calmer than you are.

[silverblk mystix]

I like Martin Lawrence! :lol Maaaaaaaaaaaartin (his show was greatness)

I used to hate Lawrence...

until Jamie Foxx came along....:lol

[bus driver]

i liked Jamie foxx in this movie Held Up (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0165831/)

[mrsmaalox]

He's only made 2 movies that I liked, Old School and Anchorman.

God, if you return James Dean to us - we'll give you Alec Baldwin.

God, if you return Phil Lynott to us - we'll give you Coldplay.

Alec Baldwin?? For James Dean?? I'm a little :dizzy with that one!

[baseline bum]

God-if you return Len Bias and Hank Gathers to us... we'll give you.... Kwame Brown and Eddy Curry...

[baseline bum]

God, if you return James Dean to us - we'll give you Alec Baldwin.


Baldwin's 5 minutes in Glengarry trump Dean's career.

[benefactor]

God, if you return River Phoenix, we will give you Robert Pattinson.

[benefactor]

Baldwin's 5 minutes in Glengarry trump Dean's career.
:tu

[CuckingFunt]

Baldwin's 5 minutes in Glengarry trump Dean's career.

Ditto his few minutes in The Departed.

James Dean's status as cultural icon has managed to obscure the fact he was a painfully bad actor. His "you're tearing me apart!" moment is so overwrought it's comical.

[mrsmaalox]

Yup, the only great thing about James Dean is the legend.

[ohmwrecker]

God, if you return River Phoenix, we will give you Robert Pattinson.

Good one!

God, if you return Bill Hicks, we will give you Denis Leary.

[coyotes_geek]

Ditto his few minutes in The Departed.


Ditto any episode of 30 Rock.

[ohmwrecker]

Yup, the only great thing about James Dean is the legend.

He was actually very good in East of Eden.

[mrsmaalox]

Ditto any episode of 30 Rock.

Any SNL skit that he's in!

[Fpoonsie]

Ditto any episode of 30 Rock.

Este.

Horrible trade.

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[ohmwrecker]

Any SNL skit that he's in!

People love my Schwetty Balls.

[Fpoonsie]

God, if you return entertaining trolls, we'll give you mouse.

[mrsmaalox]

He was actually very good in East of Eden.

I agree it's his best performance, but I tend to believe the credit goes to Elia Kazan.

[silverblk mystix]

God, if you return River Phoenix, we will give you Robert Pattinson.

Good one...I had originally thought River Phoenix---take back Johnny Depp..

but Depp is alright...

[JudynTX]

God, if you return Richie Valens to us - we'll give you Emilio Navaira.

[Oh, Gee!!]

tupac for wiz kalifa

[IronMaxipad]

God will you please tell theses fools you don't exist.

[CuckingFunt]

God, if you return entertaining trolls, we'll give you mouse.

I'd gladly give up all of the trolls for a few more entertaining posters.

[CubanSucks]

Good one...I had originally thought River Phoenix---take back Johnny Depp..

but Depp is alright...

Anyone who rips on any of the cast of Twilight then says Johnny Depp is alright is a hypocrit.


Depp=middle aged version of Pattinson



Actually, Depp is worse. At least the retards in Twilight are too young in their careers to have that smuggy self satisfying up their own ass aura that Depp has (except that kristin stewart chick, fuck her too)

[Strike]

Alec Guinness for Hayden Christiensen.

Layne Staley for Scott Stapp.

Kurt Cobain for Kip Winger.

Dio for Justin Bieber

Chris Farley for Will Ferrel

Robert Schimmel for Carlos Mencia

Bon Scott for Fall Out Boy

Cliff Burton for Jon Bon Jovi

Joey Ramone & Sid Vicious for Good Charlotte.

Damn I feel like I could go on for another hour, easy.

[ShoogarBear]

David Robinson/Matt Bonner








Okay, technically that's not fair I know.

[CubanSucks]

What's with the Will Ferrell backlash? You know you laughed your ass off to Night At The Roxbury, Old School, and Anchorman. And those are just the universally liked ones. There's also Talladega Nights, Step Brothers, and Semi Pro that have their moments.

And gtfo if you don't think he's one of the top 5 SNL cast members ever, AT LEAST top 10

[DMC]

Kurt Vonnegut for Rush Limbaugh

[Venti Quattro]

if you bring back DoK we'll give you lefty and Rummpd

[benefactor]

And gtfo if you don't think he's one of the top 5 SNL cast members ever, AT LEAST top 10
...............:lol

Allow me to count the ways....

Dan Aykroyd
John Belushi
Chevy Chase
Bill Murray
Gilda Radner
Eddie Murphy
Martin Short
Dana Carvey
Phil Hartman
Mike Myers
Adam Sandler
Chris Farley
David Spade....

I could keep going. Top 20, perhaps?

[DMC]

David Spade over Will Ferrell, really? Same for Adam Sandler and LOL@Phil Hartman.

Gilda Radner was only good on SNL, and in bed with Gene Wilder no doubt, but the top 4 and Murphy are gold (Ok, death makes someone better than they were, Belushi is more of a cult figure than a talent, though he was talented).

Will Ferrell has done more than a lot of the people listed, and I personally cannot stand the guy (anymore). He's the same fucking douchebag in every film. Same with Vince Vaughn.

[CubanSucks]

David Spade over Will Ferrell, really? Same for Adam Sandler and LOL@Phil Hartman.

Gilda Radner was only good on SNL, and in bed with Gene Wilder no doubt, but the top 4 and Murphy are gold (Ok, death makes someone better than they were, Belushi is more of a cult figure than a talent, though he was talented).

Will Ferrell has done more than a lot of the people listed, and I personally cannot stand the guy (anymore). He's the same fucking douchebag in every film. Same with Vince Vaughn.

exactly. TBH I'm getting sick of the guy too but you can't question the guy's legacy

[benefactor]

David Spade over Will Ferrell, really? Same for Adam Sandler and LOL@Phil Hartman.

Gilda Radner was only good on SNL, and in bed with Gene Wilder no doubt, but the top 4 and Murphy are gold (Ok, death makes someone better than they were, Belushi is more of a cult figure than a talent, though he was talented).

Will Ferrell has done more than a lot of the people listed, and I personally cannot stand the guy (anymore). He's the same fucking douchebag in every film. Same with Vince Vaughn.
He was speaking specifically about SNL...not what they did afterwards. Perhaps you can debate Spade, but you seem to have a pretty short memory when it comes to Hartman. He was awesome. Sandler? C'mon now.

[Strike]

What's with the Will Ferrell backlash? You know you laughed your ass off to Night At The Roxbury, Old School, and Anchorman. And those are just the universally liked ones. There's also Talladega Nights, Step Brothers, and Semi Pro that have their moments.

And gtfo if you don't think he's one of the top 5 SNL cast members ever, AT LEAST top 10

Nope, nope and nope.

And nope.

[Ed Helicopter Jones]

My top ten favorite SNL cast members.

Bill Murray
Chevy Chase
Adam Sandler
Will Ferrell
Dan Aykroyd
Eddie Murphy
Chris Farley
Steve Martin*
Mike Myers
John Belushi


* I count Steve Martin as a cast member due to how many times he's hosted.





If you return any of those to us we'll give you the garbage back that's on the show currently

[baseline bum]

I gotta put Hartman in that list just for his bit where he goes into McDonalds as Clinton.

[DMC]

He was speaking specifically about SNL...not what they did afterwards. Perhaps you can debate Spade, but you seem to have a pretty short memory when it comes to Hartman. He was awesome. Sandler? C'mon now.
Sandler is funny, but he's one dimensional as hell. He has one shtick and that's it.

Dana Carvey is much better than Sandler, talent wise.

It's going to be different for different age groups. I like Garrett Morris.

btw.... pure gold

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[CubanSucks]

Nope, nope and nope.

And nope.

Yep, yep and yep.

And yep.


See what I did there?!

[Strike]

Typed a few words? So what?

I don't find Will Ferrell or his movies funny. He's a non-funny Jim Carrey.

[mouse]

God, if you return


http://www.medicalmarijuanaworld.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/bill-clinton.jpg







we'll give you


http://static.technorati.com/10/12/08/23211/obama-barack.jpg

[mojorizen7]

God if you return Black music from the dawn of man thru circa 1980's.....we'll give you back Black music from circa mid 1980's thru current.

[Das Texan]

God if you give us back a younger and non injured David Robinson, we will give you Dick Jefferson

[mouse]

God, if you return





http://forcechange.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/cheap-gas-price-sign.jpg



we'll give you





http://www.carbuyersnotebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/hummer1.jpg