o ye of little faith

[MavDynasty]

we goin to the ship!

[Ghazi]

thats the spirit! :clap :clap :clap

FUCK YEA!!

[MavDynasty]

:lobt2::lobt2::lobt2::lobt2::lobt2:

[DMC]

we goin to the ship!

You guys getting deported?

[Ashy Larry]

ship???? you mean the Titanic???? Because the Mavs sink practically every year ..........


http://www.anunews.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/aa-Titanic-sinking.jpg

[MavDynasty]

in DIRK WE TRUST

[MavDynasty]

-ghazi

[Budkin]

:lmao

[MavDynasty]

ship???? you mean the Titanic???? Because the Mavs sink practically every year ..........


http://www.anunews.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/aa-Titanic-sinking.jpg

:cry and just to think...jack and rose had great sex 30 minutes earlier :cry what could have been :cry

[Ghazi]

:lol

[LkrFan]

ship???? you mean the Titanic???? Because the Mavs sink practically every year ..........


http://www.anunews.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/aa-Titanic-sinking.jpg

Well, hot damn. :lmao

[ElNono]

Laaarrryyyyy.... goooooods

[MavDynasty]

the DUST chip will prove to be the most underrated chip in chip history

[Ashy Larry]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Wb7gmBhM3z4/TK7o-sn7YvI/AAAAAAAADWc/blmi0YMT6zw/s1600/chips.jpg

CHIPs ???? Mavs will be canceled just like CHIPs was

[MavDynasty]

get money fuck bitches

all that matters in the days of youth and misery

we can no longer sustain but together the mystery of the universe will unravel in our very own arms

the age of discovery has just begun

[Axe Murderer]

get money fuck bitches

all that matters in the days of youth and misery

we can no longer sustain but together the mystery of the universe will unravel in our very own arms

the age of discovery has just begun

I guess everything really does happens for a reason. Job didn't work out, tried to date a girl that I liked and that was a failure also. Damn...Guess I should get my ass in the military now, and get the hell out of here :)

[MavDynasty]

I guess everything really does happens for a reason. Job didn't work out, tried to date a girl that I liked and that was a failure also. Damn...Guess I should get my ass in the military now, and get the hell out of here :)

Being a man whore was one of my worst nightmares....Until now, I give up the goodie two shoes act, No need in trying to be something I'm not, oh well though...Say what you want, but it is what it is, I tried to avoid it long enough :\

[Greg Oden]

Tq_1j4z5-J4

[MavDynasty]

Tq_1j4z5-J4

http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/168320_193619827322408_100000231769328_645606_7041 129_n.jpg

[MavDynasty]

lol lizard lounge

[Axe Murderer]

A grenade (A big and ugly chick) got upset last night because I didn't want to give her my number and tried to clown me by trying to talk bad about my name. Lmao so I deleted her off my friend list, don't want to know you and don't care to know you. I'll be damned if I let a grenade try and talk down on my name with her mammoth friend, just saying :)

[Axe Murderer]

haha some grenade was tryna talk to me at the lounge so hard like she wouldnt get away from me haha. she like followed me but she was trashed. she like came to hug me and fell down n i just laughed n walked off haha! went up to that 6'4 girl that omg bro..like amazon

[Axe Murderer]

http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/168320_193619827322408_100000231769328_645606_7041 129_n.jpg

:rollin:rollin:rollin:rollin:rollin

[MavDynasty]

Don't ever try and give me advice about women especially if you're a douche, ugly and can never get laid even if you tried. I don't have any of those problems, I just hold back a lot. Obviously you get no time with women, because you wouldn't envy me :)

[Greg Oden]

what is this i don't even

[Axe Murderer]

I don't care whose feelings get hurt in the process, if you ever piss me off then expect that to happen. "Boo hoo oh Ollie you hurt my feelings." Shit well you should've known that was going to happen when you wanted to make me go Incredible Hulk, you trifling bitch. You're gonna learn to stop fucking with me :-O

[MavDynasty]

what is this i don't even

I love getting random text messages saying "Hey" or "What are you doing" or "I might go to the club". Ummm okay, well what the fuck are you telling me for??? Lol get a clue, my interest is in someone that's a lot better than you, and she knows who she is

[MavDynasty]

I don't care whose feelings get hurt in the process, if you ever piss me off then expect that to happen. "Boo hoo oh Ollie you hurt my feelings." Shit well you should've known that was going to happen when you wanted to make me go Incredible Hulk, you trifling bitch. You're gonna learn to stop fucking with me :-O

I feel like Will Smith when he was in "Hitch". Just because I look good doesn't mean I have all the answers. I can help others with their problems, but not myself, and looking hot just isn't enough, dammit :\

[Greg Oden]

so does anyone ever comment on this guy's statuses?

[Axe Murderer]

Geez I'm feeling a hell of a lot better than I did around this same time last year. You can't stay hung up on broads, I missed out on countless opportunities because of it. Point is that I'm no longer hung up over someone that clearly doesn't do the same for me. Took me over a year to recover. But damn....it feels awesome, and I need to get out there and make it happen :-)

[Axe Murderer]

so does anyone ever comment on this guy's statuses?

crofl only his friends do and they just go back and forth trying to outretard each other

tbh they're all just a bunch of awkward looking people that still go to this teenage club every night and try to act like they're all Jersey Shore types or something.

[Ghazi]

fucks goin on in here O_o

[MavDynasty]

Funny how the guys that always boast about how muscular they claim to be when it's not even true. News flash; bulking up doesn't make you ripped douche bags. So put on a bigger shirt to conceal that protruding gut of yours and act like you have some sense :-)

[MavDynasty]

This acne medication has been really clearing my face. Only downside is that it's making me look like I am 15 years old again, and every girl will think I am extremely underage. :-\

[MavDynasty]

I guess some people watch a little too much Jersey Shore. I couldn't keep count on how many guys went shirtless last night. Damn just chill out for a second fellas. You can get a girl without going shirtless, I do it all the time ;P

[Axe Murderer]

fucks goin on in here O_o

Because if I can't get the one I want, then it's all eyes on the hot sluts again. Sorry, but don't ever say I wasn't considerate :)

[MavDynasty]

Because if I can't get the one I want, then it's all eyes on the hot sluts again. Sorry, but don't ever say I wasn't considerate :)

It's alright, I've learned to accept the truth now.....It's my destiny to get money and find girls that are DTF Lol, that's the way it should be bro.

[4>0rings]

http://www.titanicandco.com/lusitania/lusitania3.jpg

[Axe Murderer]

http://www.titanicandco.com/lusitania/lusitania3.jpg

Mike "The Situation", I have officially just stole your nick name. A Situation is not relying on just your physique to get girls. A Situation doesn't mean "commiting robberies" on your own bros, how can you creep on your best friends' Ex???? Noooooo sir, I'm the Situation now, with the looks, physique and verbal skills to surpass you buddy :-)

[MavDynasty]

Mike "The Situation", I have officially just stole your nick name. A Situation is not relying on just your physique to get girls. A Situation doesn't mean "commiting robberies" on your own bros, how can you creep on your best friends' Ex???? Noooooo sir, I'm the Situation now, with the looks, physique and verbal skills to surpass you buddy :-)

Thanks man, turns out I don't know as much as I thought I did. Which is exactly why I'm not the Situation anymore lol

[Axe Murderer]

If any idiot has time to hassle someone else over their sexual orientation, then something just isn't right. Either there's some insecurity going on or you're just jealous because you're unattractive and get no action. Hold on wait I'm sorry, you do get action.....With that right hand of yours. Please, stop with the gay accusations, makes you look ridiculous .

[i MAke GOod POlls]

:lol this thread sure took an interesting turn

[MavDynasty]

If any idiot has time to hassle someone else over their sexual orientation, then something just isn't right. Either there's some insecurity going on or you're just jealous because you're unattractive and get no action. Hold on wait I'm sorry, you do get action.....With that right hand of yours. Please, stop with the gay accusations, makes you look ridiculous .

I appreciate it bro seriously, I hardly ever get like this and I let people down when I go soft for anyone. And like you said, if I start slipping up again, I'll come to you to get back with the program lol.

[jjktkk]

we goin to the ship!

Hope that ship isn't sinking.

[100%duncan]

lol, goodluck

[Axe Murderer]

No I don't miss you. No my heart did NOT sink when I saw you at the club. No I do not want to visit your website. No I do not want any nude pics of you. Why can't folks just move on? I can easily do that and I have!

[Axe Murderer]

Some girls are just crazy I swear, I remember every time I updated my status then I would get a text asking what is it about. Not you, you annoying broad. Unless my profile says I'm in a relationship with you then you don't have that right to question me. And I don't what we've done or how close we are, just saying.

[Axe Murderer]

If all you have to show off are your biceps and triceps, then you need to step your workout game up. I'm not trying to be mean but I see this shit all the time, the most arrogant guys have ripped arms, but a damn pot belly. Then have the nerve to try and compete with me. I'm not saying I've got the hardest abs ever, but I have that right to say they're visible to the human eye, just saying.

[Axe Murderer]

i probably shouldn't be speaking for taylor here, but it sounds like to me he doesn't have a problem with you going to the gym, he just kinda feels like you may have had oppurtunities to hang out with him and you haven't taken them, and speaking from personal experience, it hurts, when you feel like a friend is bailing on you. Whether you mean to or not, it still feels like you are bailing. Now, i'm not there so I don't know the whole story, but that's just my take on what i've read here.

[MavDynasty]

:lmao

[badfish22]

MavDynasty

[dunkman]

"Keep the faith, Strannix."